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The Akamig License (Akamig)
Copyright (c) 2020 Akamig
1. This license is basically MIT license with a twist.
2. here comes the MIT license.
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
copies or substantial portions of the Software.
The software is provided "As were", without warranty of any kind, express or
Implied, including but not limited to the warranties of merchantability,
Fitness for a particular purpose and noninfringement. In no event shall the
Authors or copyright holders be liable for any claim, damages or other
Liability, whether in an action of contract, tort or otherwise, arising from,
Out of or in connection with the software or the use or other dealings in the
Software.
3. You can't sue me.
5. Please don't sue me.
6. If you have any idea about suing me, please check section 3 and 5, and I'm kindly
begging you to not sue me, please.
7. Are we cool? nice.
8. I modified the last paragraph of MIT license to sentence case because
UPPERCASE HURT FEELINGS. I don't want to hurt your feelings and get sued.
how sweet is that?
9. This software is actually provided as were,
because people don't make software like they used to be.
10. There should be no 4th section in this license, because fuck you four.
11. By all means, you can't use this software with killing machines,
cybernetic organisms, AI overlords, Ono-Sendai® Cyberspace 7, and mustard-
sauce, specifically Reine® Dijon Wholegrain mustard sauce. I hate that shit.
12. Section 11 have priority over any section in this license.
13. Don't listen to section 12, it's license violating liar.
14. It's a me, mario.
15. Please come again.
16. This license was not sponsored by NordVPN.
17. I... uh... kinda half-assed but hereby, I declare 'finishing' this on my
23th birthday. so, happy birthday to myself and this software. it's more like
'I'm not sure I can call it a day', than 'finished'. At least all the
functions are working as I planned, (never said implemented as I intended!)
and I never made such as useful as this nor expected to finish, so I'm freakin'
ecstatic! anyway, as some say software rusts, and I'm sure I'd improve this over
time, so if this becomes awesome, please look this section as footprint
from the past.
18. At the time I'm writing section 17, it's 4:05 am, mom is sleeping beside,
I'm tired, and there's more day to spend, so. If you're reading this, I'd say,
19. [REDACTED]