And I'll fight you over this!
Yea, we can't figure out what the hell your code does.
Yea, we've no idea what your PR looks like in game.
Yea, none of the maints have reproduced this yet.
Oh boy, time to update outdated information with straight up incorrect information!
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
This should get fixed or merged ASAP! No sleep for you!
Also known as "I think this section of code is pointless, let's blindly delete it!"
"So I saw this cool thing-"
Nice, a maint gave you a project branch.
"I broke CI and I can't get it working."
Also known as "I deleted a ton of other things and made one particular thing the only way".
Also known as "I added a ton of new code that no one will ever use, while failing CI randomly".
"What is soul? Are you a cult?"
Editing readmes with 4 year old documentation with something equally as wrong.
Nice, this might actually get fixed!
You hate what someone did, or someone merged your shit without looking.
That means this is going in, no matter your opinion.
"Why does the runtime log have five million entries?" "Why does the server freeze when I open them?"
Also known as "I added a background rumble to lavaland and gave everyone headaches".
Oh great, a schema upgrade. Time to accidentally drop the table.
Oh look, we're bugtesting live!
Nice, now to make sure that it doesn't completely break character saves!
I dunno, this seems sketch, boss!
Oh great, another thing with external dependencies that'll break in the next six months.
Also known as "I like lagspikes, so I added TGUI to your TGUI".
Uses a crapton of compute power to confirm bugs we already found on live.