diff --git a/beestation.dme b/beestation.dme
index 6a824dcbbd330..072ca3530ab9b 100644
--- a/beestation.dme
+++ b/beestation.dme
@@ -2691,7 +2691,6 @@
 #include "code\modules\fields\timestop.dm"
 #include "code\modules\fields\turf_objects.dm"
 #include "code\modules\flufftext\Dreaming.dm"
-#include "code\modules\flufftext\Hallucination.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\food.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\pizzabox.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food_and_drinks\plate.dm"
@@ -2715,6 +2714,21 @@
 #include "code\modules\games\cas.dm"
 #include "code\modules\games\tarot.dm"
 #include "code\modules\games\unum.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\_hallucination.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\airlock.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\chat.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\death.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\fire.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\hazard.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\hostile_mob.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\HUD.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\husk.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\item.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\plasma_flood.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\polymorph.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\shock.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\sound.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hallucination\stray_bullet.dm"
 #include "code\modules\holiday\easter.dm"
 #include "code\modules\holiday\holidays.dm"
 #include "code\modules\holodeck\area_copy.dm"
diff --git a/code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm b/code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index bd5b63e37aeae..0000000000000
--- a/code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,1343 +0,0 @@
-#define HAL_LINES_FILE "hallucination.json"
-
-GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(hallucination_list, list(
-	/datum/hallucination/chat = 100,
-	/datum/hallucination/message = 60,
-	/datum/hallucination/sounds = 50,
-	/datum/hallucination/battle = 20,
-	/datum/hallucination/dangerflash = 15,
-	/datum/hallucination/hudscrew = 12,
-	/datum/hallucination/fake_alert = 12,
-	/datum/hallucination/weird_sounds = 8,
-	/datum/hallucination/stationmessage = 7,
-	/datum/hallucination/fake_flood = 7,
-	/datum/hallucination/stray_bullet = 3,
-	/datum/hallucination/bolts = 7,
-	/datum/hallucination/items_other = 7,
-	/datum/hallucination/husks = 7,
-	/datum/hallucination/items = 4,
-	/datum/hallucination/fire = 3,
-	/datum/hallucination/self_delusion = 2,
-	/datum/hallucination/delusion = 2,
-	/datum/hallucination/shock = 1,
-	/datum/hallucination/death = 1,
-	/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah = 1
-	))
-
-
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_hallucinations()
-	if(!hallucination)
-		return
-
-	hallucination--
-
-	//This system used to shit bricks with decimal values. Fuck it.
-	if(hallucination <= 0)
-		hallucination = 0
-		return
-
-	if(world.time < next_hallucination)
-		return
-
-	var/halpick = pick_weight(GLOB.hallucination_list)
-	new halpick(src, FALSE)
-
-	next_hallucination = world.time + rand(100, 600)
-
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/set_screwyhud(hud_type)
-	hal_screwyhud = hud_type
-	update_health_hud()
-
-/datum/hallucination
-	var/natural = TRUE
-	var/mob/living/carbon/target
-	var/feedback_details //extra info for investigate
-
-/datum/hallucination/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	target = C
-	natural = !forced
-
-/datum/hallucination/proc/wake_and_restore()
-	target.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_NONE)
-	target.SetSleeping(0)
-
-/datum/hallucination/Destroy()
-	target.investigate_log("was afflicted with a hallucination of type [type] by [natural?"hallucination status":"an external source"]. [feedback_details]", INVESTIGATE_HALLUCINATIONS)
-	target = null
-	return ..()
-
-//Returns a random turf in a ring around the target mob, useful for sound hallucinations
-/datum/hallucination/proc/random_far_turf()
-	var/x_based = prob(50)
-	var/first_offset = pick(-8,-7,-6,-5,5,6,7,8)
-	var/second_offset = rand(-8,8)
-	var/x_off
-	var/y_off
-	if(x_based)
-		x_off = first_offset
-		y_off = second_offset
-	else
-		y_off = first_offset
-		x_off = second_offset
-	var/turf/T = locate(target.x + x_off, target.y + y_off, target.z)
-	return T
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination
-	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_OBSERVER
-	anchored = TRUE
-	var/mob/living/carbon/target = null
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple
-	var/image_icon = 'icons/mob/alien.dmi'
-	var/image_state = "alienh_pounce"
-	var/px = 0
-	var/py = 0
-	var/col_mod = null
-	var/image/current_image = null
-	var/image_layer = MOB_LAYER
-	var/active = TRUE //qdelery
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/singularity_pull()
-	return
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/singularity_act()
-	return
-
-CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/simple)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/Initialize(mapload, var/mob/living/carbon/T)
-	. = ..()
-	target = T
-	current_image = GetImage()
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images |= current_image
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/proc/GetImage()
-	var/image/I = image(image_icon,src,image_state,image_layer,dir=src.dir)
-	I.pixel_x = px
-	I.pixel_y = py
-	if(col_mod)
-		I.color = col_mod
-	return I
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/proc/Show(update=1)
-	if(active)
-		if(target.client)
-			target.client.images.Remove(current_image)
-		if(update)
-			current_image = GetImage()
-		if(target.client)
-			target.client.images |= current_image
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/update_icon(new_state,new_icon,new_px=0,new_py=0)
-	image_state = new_state
-	if(new_icon)
-		image_icon = new_icon
-	else
-		image_icon = initial(image_icon)
-	px = new_px
-	py = new_py
-	Show()
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/Moved(atom/OldLoc, Dir)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!loc)
-		return
-	Show()
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/Destroy()
-	if(target?.client)
-		target.client.images.Remove(current_image)
-	active = FALSE
-	return ..()
-
-#define FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME 20
-#define FAKE_FLOOD_MAX_RADIUS 10
-
-/datum/hallucination/fake_flood
-	//Plasma starts flooding from the nearby vent
-	var/turf/center
-	var/list/flood_images = list()
-	var/list/turf/flood_turfs = list()
-	var/image_icon = 'icons/effects/atmospherics.dmi'
-	var/image_state = "plasma"
-	var/radius = 0
-	var/next_expand = 0
-
-/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/U in orange(7,target))
-		if(!U.welded)
-			center = get_turf(U)
-			break
-	if(!center)
-		qdel(src)
-		return
-	feedback_details += "Vent Coords: [center.x],[center.y],[center.z]"
-	var/image/plasma_image = image(image_icon,center,image_state,FLY_LAYER)
-	plasma_image.alpha = 50
-	plasma_image.plane = GAME_PLANE
-	flood_images += plasma_image
-	flood_turfs += center
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images |= flood_images
-	next_expand = world.time + FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME
-	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/process()
-	if(next_expand <= world.time)
-		radius++
-		if(radius > FAKE_FLOOD_MAX_RADIUS)
-			qdel(src)
-			return
-		Expand()
-		if((get_turf(target) in flood_turfs) && !target.internal)
-			new /datum/hallucination/fake_alert(target, TRUE, "too_much_tox")
-		next_expand = world.time + FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME
-
-/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/proc/Expand()
-	for(var/image/I in flood_images)
-		I.alpha = min(I.alpha + 50, 255)
-	for(var/turf/FT in flood_turfs)
-		for(var/dir in GLOB.cardinals)
-			var/turf/T = get_step(FT, dir)
-			if((T in flood_turfs) || !FT.CanAtmosPass(T))
-				continue
-			var/image/new_plasma = image(image_icon,T,image_state,FLY_LAYER)
-			new_plasma.alpha = 50
-			new_plasma.plane = GAME_PLANE
-			flood_images += new_plasma
-			flood_turfs += T
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images |= flood_images
-
-/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/Destroy()
-	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-	qdel(flood_turfs)
-	flood_turfs = list()
-	if(target?.client)
-		target.client.images.Remove(flood_images)
-	qdel(flood_images)
-	flood_images = list()
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno
-	image_icon = 'icons/mob/alien.dmi'
-	image_state = "alienh_pounce"
-
-CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/carbon/T)
-	. = ..()
-	name = "alien hunter ([rand(1, 1000)])"
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom, datum/thrownthing/throwingdatum)
-	update_icon("alienh_pounce")
-	if(hit_atom == target && target.stat!=DEAD)
-		target.Paralyze(100)
-		target.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[target] flails around wildly.</span>","<span class ='userdanger'>[name] pounces on you!</span>")
-
-/datum/hallucination/xeno_attack
-	//Xeno crawls from nearby vent,jumps at you, and goes back in
-	var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/pump = null
-	var/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno/xeno = null
-
-/datum/hallucination/xeno_attack/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/U in orange(7,target))
-		if(!U.welded)
-			pump = U
-			break
-	if(pump)
-		feedback_details += "Vent Coords: [pump.x],[pump.y],[pump.z]"
-		xeno = new(pump.loc,target)
-		sleep(10)
-		xeno.update_icon("alienh_leap",'icons/mob/alienleap.dmi',-32,-32)
-		xeno.throw_at(target,7,1, xeno, FALSE, TRUE)
-		sleep(10)
-		xeno.update_icon("alienh_leap",'icons/mob/alienleap.dmi',-32,-32)
-		xeno.throw_at(pump,7,1, xeno, FALSE, TRUE)
-		sleep(10)
-		var/xeno_name = xeno.name
-		to_chat(target, "<span class='notice'>[xeno_name] begins climbing into the ventilation system...</span>")
-		sleep(30)
-		qdel(xeno)
-		to_chat(target, "<span class='notice'>[xeno_name] scrambles into the ventilation ducts!</span>")
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown
-	image_icon = 'icons/mob/animal.dmi'
-	image_state = "clown"
-
-CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/carbon/T, duration)
-	..(loc, T)
-	name = pick(GLOB.clown_names)
-	QDEL_IN(src,duration)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown/scary
-	image_state = "scary_clown"
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/bubblegum
-	name = "Bubblegum"
-	image_icon = 'icons/mob/lavaland/96x96megafauna.dmi'
-	image_state = "bubblegum"
-	px = -32
-
-/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah
-	var/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/bubblegum/bubblegum
-	var/image/fakebroken
-	var/image/fakerune
-
-/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	. = ..()
-	var/turf/closed/wall/wall = locate() in spiral_range_turfs(7, target)
-	if(!wall)
-		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
-	feedback_details += "Source: [wall.x],[wall.y],[wall.z]"
-
-	fakebroken = image('icons/turf/floors.dmi', wall, "plating", layer = TURF_LAYER)
-	var/turf/landing = get_turf(target)
-	var/turf/landing_image_turf = get_step(landing, SOUTHWEST) //the icon is 3x3
-	fakerune = image('icons/effects/96x96.dmi', landing_image_turf, "landing", layer = ABOVE_OPEN_TURF_LAYER)
-	fakebroken.override = TRUE
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images |= fakebroken
-		target.client.images |= fakerune
-	target.playsound_local(wall,'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 150, 1)
-	bubblegum = new(wall, target)
-	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(bubble_attack), landing), 10)
-
-/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah/proc/bubble_attack(turf/landing)
-	var/charged = FALSE //only get hit once
-	while(get_turf(bubblegum) != landing && target && target.stat != DEAD)
-		bubblegum.forceMove(get_step_towards(bubblegum, landing))
-		bubblegum.setDir(get_dir(bubblegum, landing))
-		target.playsound_local(get_turf(bubblegum), 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 150, 1)
-		shake_camera(target, 2, 1)
-		if(bubblegum.Adjacent(target) && !charged)
-			charged = TRUE
-			target.Paralyze(80)
-			target.adjustStaminaLoss(40)
-			step_away(target, bubblegum)
-			shake_camera(target, 4, 3)
-			target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target] jumps backwards, falling on the ground!</span>","<span class='userdanger'>[bubblegum] slams into you!</span>")
-		sleep(2)
-	sleep(30)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah/Destroy()
-	if(target?.client)
-		target.client.images.Remove(fakebroken)
-		target.client.images.Remove(fakerune)
-	QDEL_NULL(fakebroken)
-	QDEL_NULL(fakerune)
-	QDEL_NULL(bubblegum)
-	return ..()
-
-/datum/hallucination/battle
-
-/datum/hallucination/battle/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, battle_type)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/turf/source = random_far_turf()
-	if(!battle_type)
-		battle_type = pick("laser","disabler","esword","gun","stunprod","harmbaton","bomb")
-	feedback_details += "Type: [battle_type]"
-	switch(battle_type)
-		if("laser")
-			var/hits = 0
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand(5, 10))
-				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/laser.ogg', 25, 1)
-				if(prob(50))
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/weapons/sear.ogg', 25, 1), rand(5,10))
-					hits++
-				else
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/weapons/effects/searwall.ogg', 25, 1), rand(5,10))
-				sleep(rand(CLICK_CD_RANGE, CLICK_CD_RANGE + 6))
-				if(hits >= 4 && prob(70))
-					target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
-					break
-		if("disabler")
-			var/hits = 0
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand(5, 10))
-				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/taser2.ogg', 25, 1)
-				if(prob(50))
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/weapons/tap.ogg', 25, 1), rand(5,10))
-					hits++
-				else
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/weapons/effects/searwall.ogg', 25, 1), rand(5,10))
-				sleep(rand(CLICK_CD_RANGE, CLICK_CD_RANGE + 6))
-				if(hits >= 3 && prob(70))
-					target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
-					break
-		if("esword")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg',15, 1)
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand(4, 8))
-				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/blade1.ogg', 50, 1)
-				if(i == 4)
-					target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
-				sleep(rand(CLICK_CD_MELEE, CLICK_CD_MELEE + 6))
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 15, 1)
-		if("gun")
-			var/hits = 0
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand(3, 6))
-				target.playsound_local(source, "sound/weapons/gunshot.ogg", 25, TRUE)
-				if(prob(60))
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/weapons/pierce.ogg', 25, 1), rand(5,10))
-					hits++
-				else
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, "ricochet", 25, 1), rand(5,10))
-				sleep(rand(CLICK_CD_RANGE, CLICK_CD_RANGE + 6))
-				if(hits >= 2 && prob(80))
-					target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
-					break
-		if("stunprod") //Stunprod + cablecuff
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/egloves.ogg', 40, 1)
-			target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
-			sleep(20)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/cablecuff.ogg', 15, 1)
-		if("harmbaton") //zap n slap
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/egloves.ogg', 40, 1)
-			target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
-			sleep(20)
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand(5, 12))
-				target.playsound_local(source, "swing_hit", 50, 1)
-				sleep(rand(CLICK_CD_MELEE, CLICK_CD_MELEE + 4))
-		if("bomb") // Tick Tock
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand(3, 11))
-				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/timer.ogg', 25, 0)
-				sleep(15)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/items_other
-
-/datum/hallucination/items_other/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, item_type)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/item
-	if(!item_type)
-		item = pick(list("esword","taser","ebow","baton","dual_esword","clockspear","ttv","flash","armblade"))
-	else
-		item = item_type
-	feedback_details += "Item: [item]"
-	var/side
-	var/image_file
-	var/image/A = null
-	var/list/mob_pool = list()
-
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in ohearers(7,target))
-		mob_pool += M
-	if(!mob_pool.len)
-		return
-
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = pick(mob_pool)
-	feedback_details += " Mob: [H.real_name]"
-
-	var/free_hand = H.get_empty_held_index_for_side(side = "left")
-	if(free_hand)
-		side = "left"
-	else
-		free_hand = H.get_empty_held_index_for_side(side = "right")
-		if(free_hand)
-			side = "right"
-
-	if(side)
-		switch(item)
-			if("esword")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
-				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg',35,1)
-				A = image(image_file,H,"swordred", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("dual_esword")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
-				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg',35,1)
-				A = image(image_file,H,"dualsaberred1", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("taser")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_lefthand.dmi'
-				A = image(image_file,H,"advtaserstun4", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("ebow")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_lefthand.dmi'
-				A = image(image_file,H,"crossbow", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("baton")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_lefthand.dmi'
-				target.playsound_local(H, "sparks",75,1,-1)
-				A = image(image_file,H,"baton", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("clockspear")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/clockwork_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/clockwork_lefthand.dmi'
-				A = image(image_file,H,"ratvarian_spear", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("ttv")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/bombs_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/bombs_lefthand.dmi'
-				A = image(image_file,H,"ttv", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("flash")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_lefthand.dmi'
-				A = image(image_file,H,"flashtool", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-			if("armblade")
-				if(side == "right")
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/changeling_righthand.dmi'
-				else
-					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/changeling_lefthand.dmi'
-				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/effects/blobattack.ogg',30,1)
-				A = image(image_file,H,"arm_blade", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-		if(target.client)
-			target.client.images |= A
-			sleep(rand(150,250))
-			if(item == "esword" || item == "dual_esword")
-				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg',35,1)
-			if(item == "armblade")
-				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/effects/blobattack.ogg',30,1)
-			target.client.images.Remove(A)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/delusion
-	var/list/image/delusions = list()
-
-/datum/hallucination/delusion/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced, force_kind = null , duration = 300,skip_nearby = TRUE, custom_icon = null, custom_icon_file = null, custom_name = null)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	. = ..()
-	var/image/A = null
-	var/kind = force_kind ? force_kind : pick("nothing","monkey","corgi","carp","skeleton","demon","zombie")
-	feedback_details += "Type: [kind]"
-	var/list/nearby
-	if(skip_nearby)
-		nearby = hearers(7, target)
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.alive_mob_list)
-		if(H == target)
-			continue
-		if(skip_nearby && (H in nearby))
-			continue
-		switch(kind)
-			if("nothing")
-				A = image('icons/effects/effects.dmi',H,"nothing")
-				A.name = "..."
-			if("monkey")//Monkey
-				A = image('icons/mob/monkey.dmi',H,"monkey1")
-				A.name = "Monkey ([rand(1,999)])"
-			if("carp")//Carp
-				A = image('icons/mob/carp.dmi',H,"carp")
-				A.name = "Space Carp"
-			if("corgi")//Corgi
-				A = image('icons/mob/pets.dmi',H,"corgi")
-				A.name = "Corgi"
-			if("skeleton")//Skeletons
-				A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',H,"skeleton")
-				A.name = "Skeleton"
-			if("zombie")//Zombies
-				A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',H,"zombie")
-				A.name = "Zombie"
-			if("demon")//Demon
-				A = image('icons/mob/mob.dmi',H,"daemon")
-				A.name = "Demon"
-			if("custom")
-				A = image(custom_icon_file, H, custom_icon)
-				A.name = custom_name
-		A.override = 1
-		if(target.client)
-			delusions |= A
-			target.client.images |= A
-	if(duration)
-		QDEL_IN(src, duration)
-
-/datum/hallucination/delusion/Destroy()
-	for(var/image/I in delusions)
-		if(target?.client)
-			target.client.images.Remove(I)
-	return ..()
-
-/datum/hallucination/self_delusion
-	var/image/delusion
-
-/datum/hallucination/self_delusion/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced, force_kind = null , duration = 300, custom_icon = null, custom_icon_file = null, wabbajack = TRUE) //set wabbajack to false if you want to use another fake source
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/image/A = null
-	var/kind = force_kind ? force_kind : pick("monkey","corgi","carp","skeleton","demon","zombie","robot")
-	feedback_details += "Type: [kind]"
-	switch(kind)
-		if("monkey")//Monkey
-			A = image('icons/mob/monkey.dmi',target,"monkey1")
-		if("carp")//Carp
-			A = image('icons/mob/animal.dmi',target,"carp")
-		if("corgi")//Corgi
-			A = image('icons/mob/pets.dmi',target,"corgi")
-		if("skeleton")//Skeletons
-			A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',target,"skeleton")
-		if("zombie")//Zombies
-			A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',target,"zombie")
-		if("demon")//Demon
-			A = image('icons/mob/mob.dmi',target,"daemon")
-		if("robot")//Cyborg
-			A = image('icons/mob/robots.dmi',target,"robot")
-			target.playsound_local(target,'sound/voice/liveagain.ogg', 75, 1)
-		if("custom")
-			A = image(custom_icon_file, target, custom_icon)
-	A.override = 1
-	if(target.client)
-		if(wabbajack)
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='italics'>...wabbajack...wabbajack...</span>")
-			target.playsound_local(target,'sound/magic/staff_change.ogg', 50, 1)
-		delusion = A
-		target.client.images |= A
-	QDEL_IN(src, duration)
-
-/datum/hallucination/self_delusion/Destroy()
-	if(target?.client)
-		target.client.images.Remove(delusion)
-	return ..()
-
-/datum/hallucination/bolts
-	var/list/locks = list()
-
-/datum/hallucination/bolts/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced, door_number)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	if(!door_number)
-		door_number = rand(0,4) //if 0 bolts all visible doors
-	var/count = 0
-	feedback_details += "Door amount: [door_number]"
-	for(var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A in range(7, target))
-		if(count>door_number && door_number>0)
-			break
-		if(!A.density)
-			continue
-		count++
-		var/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/lock = new(get_turf(A))
-		lock.target = target
-		lock.airlock = A
-		locks += lock
-		lock.lock()
-		sleep(rand(4,12))
-	sleep(100)
-	for(var/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/lock in locks)
-		locks -= lock
-		lock.unlock()
-		sleep(rand(4,12))
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock
-	layer = CLOSED_DOOR_LAYER + 1 //for Bump priority
-	var/image/bolt_light
-	var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/airlock
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/proc/lock()
-	bolt_light = image(airlock.overlays_file, get_turf(airlock), "lights_bolts",layer=airlock.layer+0.1)
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images |= bolt_light
-		target.playsound_local(get_turf(airlock), 'sound/machines/boltsdown.ogg',30,0,3)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/proc/unlock()
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images.Remove(bolt_light)
-		target.playsound_local(get_turf(airlock), 'sound/machines/boltsup.ogg',30,0,3)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/CanAllowThrough(atom/movable/mover, border_dir)
-	. = ..()
-	if(mover == target && airlock.density)
-		return FALSE
-
-/datum/hallucination/chat
-
-/datum/hallucination/chat/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, force_radio, specific_message)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/target_name = target.first_name()
-	var/speak_messages = list("[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "suspicion")]",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "conversation")]",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "greetings")][target.first_name()]!",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "getout")]",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "weird")]",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "didyouhearthat")]",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "doubt")]",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "aggressive")]",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "help")]!!",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "escape")]",\
-		"I'm infected, [pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "infection_advice")]!")
-
-	var/radio_messages = list("[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "people")] is [pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "accusations")]!",\
-		"Help!",\
-		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "threat")] in [pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "location")][prob(50)?"!":"!!"]",\
-		"[pick("Where's [target.first_name()]?", "Set [target.first_name()] to arrest!")]",\
-		"[pick("C","Ai, c","Someone c","Rec")]all the shuttle!",\
-		"AI [pick("rogue", "is dead")]!!")
-
-	var/mob/living/carbon/person = null
-	var/datum/language/understood_language = target.get_random_understood_language()
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/H in view(target))
-		if(H == target)
-			continue
-		if(!person)
-			person = H
-		else
-			if(get_dist(target,H)<get_dist(target,person))
-				person = H
-
-	// Get person to affect if radio hallucination
-	var/is_radio = !person || force_radio
-	if (is_radio)
-		var/list/humans = list()
-		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.alive_mob_list)
-			humans += H
-		person = pick(humans)
-
-	// Generate message
-	var/spans = list(person.speech_span)
-	var/chosen = !specific_message ? capitalize(pick(is_radio ? speak_messages : radio_messages)) : specific_message
-	chosen = replacetext(chosen, "%TARGETNAME%", target_name)
-	var/message = target.compose_message(person, understood_language, chosen, is_radio ? "[FREQ_COMMON]" : null, spans, face_name = TRUE)
-	feedback_details += "Type: [is_radio ? "Radio" : "Talk"], Source: [person.real_name], Message: [message]"
-
-	// Display message
-	if (!is_radio && !target.client?.prefs.read_player_preference(/datum/preference/toggle/enable_runechat))
-		var/image/speech_overlay = image('icons/mob/talk.dmi', person, "default0", layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(flick_overlay), speech_overlay, list(target.client), 30)
-	if (target.client?.prefs.read_player_preference(/datum/preference/toggle/enable_runechat))
-		create_chat_message(person, understood_language, list(target), chosen, spans)
-	to_chat(target, message)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/message
-
-/datum/hallucination/message/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/list/mobpool = list()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/other
-	var/close_other = FALSE
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in oview(7, target))
-		if(get_dist(H, target) <= 1)
-			other = H
-			close_other = TRUE
-			break
-		mobpool += H
-	if(!other && mobpool.len)
-		other = pick(mobpool)
-
-	var/list/message_pool = list()
-	if(other)
-		if(close_other) //increase the odds
-			for(var/i in 1 to 5)
-				message_pool.Add("<span class='warning'>You feel a tiny prick!</span>")
-		var/obj/item/storage/equipped_backpack = other.get_item_by_slot(ITEM_SLOT_BACK)
-		if(istype(equipped_backpack))
-			for(var/i in 1 to 5) //increase the odds
-				message_pool.Add("<span class='notice'>[other] puts the [pick(\
-					"revolver","energy sword","cryptographic sequencer","power sink","energy bow",\
-					"hybrid taser","stun baton","flash","syringe gun","circular saw","tank transfer valve",\
-					"ritual dagger","clockwork slab","spellbook",\
-					"pulse rifle","captain's spare ID","hand teleporter","hypospray","antique laser gun","X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun","station's blueprints"\
-					)] into [equipped_backpack].</span>")
-
-		message_pool.Add("<B>[other]</B> [pick("sneezes","coughs")].")
-
-	message_pool.Add("<span class='notice'>You hear something squeezing through the ducts...</span>", \
-		"<span class='notice'>Your [pick("arm", "leg", "back", "head")] itches.</span>",\
-		"<span class='warning'>You feel [pick("hot","cold","dry","wet","woozy","faint")].</span>",
-		"<span class='warning'>Your stomach rumbles.</span>",
-		"<span class='warning'>Your head hurts.</span>",
-		"<span class='warning'>You hear a faint buzz in your head.</span>",
-		"<B>[target]</B> sneezes.")
-	if(prob(10))
-		message_pool.Add("<span class='warning'>Behind you.</span>",\
-			"<span class='warning'>You hear a faint laughter.</span>",
-			"<span class='warning'>You see something move.</span>",
-			"<span class='warning'>You hear skittering on the ceiling.</span>",
-			"<span class='warning'>You see an inhumanly tall silhouette moving in the distance.</span>")
-	if(prob(10))
-		message_pool.Add("[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "advice")]")
-	var/chosen = pick(message_pool)
-	feedback_details += "Message: [chosen]"
-	to_chat(target, chosen)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/sounds
-
-/datum/hallucination/sounds/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, sound_type)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/turf/source = random_far_turf()
-	if(!sound_type)
-		sound_type = pick("airlock","airlock pry","console","explosion","far explosion","mech","glass","alarm","beepsky","mech","wall decon","door hack")
-	feedback_details += "Type: [sound_type]"
-	//Strange audio
-	switch(sound_type)
-		if("airlock")
-			target.playsound_local(source,'sound/machines/airlock.ogg', 30, 1)
-		if("airlock pry")
-			target.playsound_local(source,'sound/machines/airlock_alien_prying.ogg', 100, 1)
-			sleep(50)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/machines/airlockforced.ogg', 30, 1)
-		if("console")
-			target.playsound_local(source,'sound/machines/terminal_prompt.ogg', 25, 1)
-		if("explosion")
-			if(prob(50))
-				target.playsound_local(source,'sound/effects/explosion1.ogg', 50, 1)
-			else
-				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/effects/explosion2.ogg', 50, 1)
-		if("far explosion")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/effects/explosionfar.ogg', 50, 1)
-		if("glass")
-			target.playsound_local(source, pick('sound/effects/glassbr1.ogg','sound/effects/glassbr2.ogg','sound/effects/glassbr3.ogg'), 50, 1)
-		if("alarm")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/machines/alarm.ogg', 100, 0)
-		if("beepsky")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/voice/beepsky/freeze.ogg', 35, 0)
-		if("mech")
-			var/mech_dir = pick(GLOB.cardinals)
-			for(var/i in 1 to rand(4,9))
-				if(prob(75))
-					target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/mecha/mechstep.ogg', 40, 1)
-					source = get_step(source, mech_dir)
-				else
-					target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/mecha/mechturn.ogg', 40, 1)
-					mech_dir = pick(GLOB.cardinals)
-				sleep(10)
-		//Deconstructing a wall
-		if("wall decon")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/welder.ogg', 50, 1)
-			sleep(105)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/welder2.ogg', 50, 1)
-			sleep(15)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/ratchet.ogg', 50, 1)
-		//Hacking a door
-		if("door hack")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/screwdriver.ogg', 50, 1)
-			sleep(rand(40,80))
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/machines/airlockforced.ogg', 30, 1)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/weird_sounds
-
-/datum/hallucination/weird_sounds/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, sound_type)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/turf/source = random_far_turf()
-	if(!sound_type)
-		sound_type = pick("phone","hallelujah","highlander","laughter","hyperspace","game over","creepy","tesla")
-	feedback_details += "Type: [sound_type]"
-	//Strange audio
-	switch(sound_type)
-		if("phone")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg', 15)
-			sleep(25)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg', 15)
-			sleep(25)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg', 15)
-			sleep(25)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg', 15)
-		if("hyperspace")
-			target.playsound_local(null, 'sound/effects/hyperspace_begin.ogg', 50)
-		if("hallelujah")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/effects/pray_chaplain.ogg', 50)
-		if("highlander")
-			target.playsound_local(null, 'sound/misc/highlander.ogg', 50)
-		if("game over")
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/misc/compiler-failure.ogg', 50)
-		if("laughter")
-			if(prob(50))
-				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/voice/human/womanlaugh.ogg', 50, 1)
-			else
-				target.playsound_local(source, pick('sound/voice/human/manlaugh1.ogg', 'sound/voice/human/manlaugh2.ogg'), 50, 1)
-		if("creepy")
-		//These sounds are (mostly) taken from Hidden: Source
-			target.playsound_local(source, pick(GLOB.creepy_ambience), 50, 1)
-		if("tesla") //Tesla loose!
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/magic/lightningbolt.ogg', 35, 1)
-			sleep(30)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/magic/lightningbolt.ogg', 65, 1)
-			sleep(30)
-			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/magic/lightningbolt.ogg', 100, 1)
-
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/stationmessage
-
-/datum/hallucination/stationmessage/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, message)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	if(!message)
-		message = pick("ratvar","shuttle dock","blob alert","malf ai","meteors","supermatter")
-	feedback_details += "Type: [message]"
-	switch(message)
-		if("blob alert")
-			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Biohazard Alert</h1>")
-			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard [station_name()]. All personnel must contain the outbreak.</span><br><br>")
-			SEND_SOUND(target,  SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_OUTBREAK5])
-		if("ratvar")
-			target.playsound_local(target, 'sound/machines/clockcult/ark_deathrattle.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE)
-			target.playsound_local(target, 'sound/effects/clockcult_gateway_disrupted.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE)
-			sleep(27)
-			target.playsound_local(target, 'sound/effects/explosion_distant.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE)
-		if("shuttle dock")
-			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Priority Announcement</h1>")
-			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.</span><br><br>")
-			SEND_SOUND(target, SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_SHUTTLEDOCK])
-		if("malf ai") //AI is doomsdaying!
-			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Anomaly Alert</h1>")
-			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>Hostile runtimes detected in all station systems, please deactivate your AI to prevent possible damage to its morality core.</span><br><br>")
-			SEND_SOUND(target, SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_AIMALF])
-		if("meteors") //Meteors inbound!
-			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Meteor Alert</h1>")
-			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.</span><br><br>")
-			SEND_SOUND(target, SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_METEORS])
-		if("supermatter")
-			SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/magic/charge.ogg')
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='boldannounce'>You feel reality distort for a moment...</span>")
-
-/datum/hallucination/hudscrew
-
-/datum/hallucination/hudscrew/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, screwyhud_type)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	//Screwy HUD
-	var/chosen_screwyhud = screwyhud_type
-	if(!chosen_screwyhud)
-		chosen_screwyhud = pick(SCREWYHUD_CRIT,SCREWYHUD_DEAD,SCREWYHUD_HEALTHY)
-	target.set_screwyhud(chosen_screwyhud)
-	feedback_details += "Type: [target.hal_screwyhud]"
-	sleep(rand(100,250))
-	target.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_NONE)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/fake_alert
-
-/datum/hallucination/fake_alert/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, specific, duration = 150)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/alert_type = pick("not_enough_oxy","not_enough_tox","not_enough_co2","too_much_oxy","too_much_co2","too_much_tox","newlaw","nutrition","charge","gravity","fire","locked","hacked","temphot","tempcold","pressure")
-	if(specific)
-		alert_type = specific
-	feedback_details += "Type: [alert_type]"
-	switch(alert_type)
-		if("not_enough_oxy")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/not_enough_oxy, override = TRUE)
-		if("not_enough_tox")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/not_enough_tox, override = TRUE)
-		if("not_enough_co2")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/not_enough_co2, override = TRUE)
-		if("too_much_oxy")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/too_much_oxy, override = TRUE)
-		if("too_much_co2")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/too_much_co2, override = TRUE)
-		if("too_much_tox")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/too_much_tox, override = TRUE)
-		if("nutrition")
-			if(prob(50))
-				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/fat, override = TRUE)
-			else
-				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/starving, override = TRUE)
-		if("gravity")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/weightless, override = TRUE)
-		if("fire")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/fire, override = TRUE)
-		if("temphot")
-			alert_type = "temp"
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/hot, 3, override = TRUE)
-		if("tempcold")
-			alert_type = "temp"
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/cold, 3, override = TRUE)
-		if("pressure")
-			if(prob(50))
-				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/highpressure, 2, override = TRUE)
-			else
-				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/lowpressure, 2, override = TRUE)
-		//BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT
-		if("newlaw")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/newlaw, override = TRUE)
-		if("locked")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/locked, override = TRUE)
-		if("hacked")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/hacked, override = TRUE)
-		if("charge")
-			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/emptycell, override = TRUE)
-	sleep(duration)
-	target.clear_alert(alert_type, clear_override = TRUE)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/items
-
-/datum/hallucination/items/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	//Strange items
-	if(!target.halitem)
-		target.halitem = new
-		var/obj/item/l_hand = target.get_item_for_held_index(1)
-		var/obj/item/r_hand = target.get_item_for_held_index(2)
-		var/l = ui_hand_position(target.get_held_index_of_item(l_hand))
-		var/r = ui_hand_position(target.get_held_index_of_item(r_hand))
-		var/list/slots_free = list(l,r)
-		if(l_hand)
-			slots_free -= l
-		if(r_hand)
-			slots_free -= r
-		if(ishuman(target))
-			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
-			if(!H.belt)
-				slots_free += ui_belt
-			if(!H.l_store)
-				slots_free += ui_storage1
-			if(!H.r_store)
-				slots_free += ui_storage2
-		if(slots_free.len)
-			target.halitem.screen_loc = pick(slots_free)
-			target.halitem.plane = ABOVE_HUD_PLANE
-			switch(rand(1,6))
-				if(1) //revolver
-					target.halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/guns/projectile.dmi'
-					target.halitem.icon_state = "revolver"
-					target.halitem.name = "Revolver"
-				if(2) //c4
-					target.halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/grenade.dmi'
-					target.halitem.icon_state = "plastic-explosive0"
-					target.halitem.name = "C4"
-					if(prob(25))
-						target.halitem.icon_state = "plasticx40"
-				if(3) //sword
-					target.halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/transforming_energy.dmi'
-					target.halitem.icon_state = "sword0"
-					target.halitem.name = "Energy Sword"
-				if(4) //stun baton
-					target.halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-					target.halitem.icon_state = "stunbaton"
-					target.halitem.name = "Stun Baton"
-				if(5) //emag
-					target.halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/card.dmi'
-					target.halitem.icon_state = "emag"
-					target.halitem.name = "Cryptographic Sequencer"
-				if(6) //flashbang
-					target.halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/grenade.dmi'
-					target.halitem.icon_state = "flashbang1"
-					target.halitem.name = "Flashbang"
-			feedback_details += "Type: [target.halitem.name]"
-			if(target.client)
-				target.client.screen += target.halitem
-			QDEL_IN(target.halitem, rand(150, 350))
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/dangerflash
-
-/datum/hallucination/dangerflash/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, danger_type)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	//Flashes of danger
-	if(!target.halimage)
-		var/list/possible_points = list()
-		for(var/turf/open/floor/F in view(world.view, target))
-			possible_points += F
-		if(possible_points.len)
-			var/turf/open/floor/danger_point = pick(possible_points)
-			if(!danger_type)
-				danger_type = pick("lava","chasm","anomaly")
-			switch(danger_type)
-				if("lava")
-					new /obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava(danger_point, target)
-				if("chasm")
-					new /obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm(danger_point, target)
-				if("anomaly")
-					new /obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly(danger_point, target)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger
-	var/image/image
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/proc/show_icon()
-	return
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/proc/clear_icon()
-	if(image && target.client)
-		target.client.images -= image
-
-CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/danger)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/Initialize(mapload, _target)
-	. = ..()
-	target = _target
-	show_icon()
-	QDEL_IN(src, rand(200, 450))
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/Destroy()
-	clear_icon()
-	. = ..()
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava
-	name = "lava"
-
-CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava/Initialize(mapload, _target)
-	. = ..()
-	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
-		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_entered),
-	)
-	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava/show_icon()
-	image = image('icons/turf/floors/lava.dmi',src,"smooth",TURF_LAYER)
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images += image
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava/proc/on_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/AM)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-
-	if(AM == target)
-		INVOKE_ASYNC(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob/living/carbon, adjustStaminaLoss), 20)
-		new /datum/hallucination/fire(target)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm
-	name = "chasm"
-
-CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm/Initialize(mapload, _target)
-	. = ..()
-	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
-		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_entered),
-	)
-	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm/show_icon()
-	image = image('icons/turf/floors/Chasms.dmi',src,"smooth",TURF_LAYER)
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images += image
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm/proc/on_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/AM)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-
-	if(AM == target)
-		if(istype(target, /obj/effect/dummy/phased_mob))
-			return
-		to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You fall into the chasm!</span>")
-		target.Paralyze(40)
-		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(to_chat), target, "<span class='notice'>It's surprisingly shallow.</span>"), 15)
-		QDEL_IN(src, 30)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly
-	name = "flux wave anomaly"
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
-		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_entered),
-	)
-	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/process(delta_time)
-	if(DT_PROB(45, delta_time))
-		step(src,pick(GLOB.alldirs))
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/Destroy()
-	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/show_icon()
-	image = image('icons/effects/effects.dmi',src,"electricity2",OBJ_LAYER+0.01)
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images += image
-
-/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/proc/on_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/AM)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-
-	if(AM == target)
-		new /datum/hallucination/shock(target)
-
-/datum/hallucination/death
-
-/datum/hallucination/death/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	target.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_DEAD)
-	target.Paralyze(300)
-	target.silent += 10
-	to_chat(target, "<span class='deadsay'><b>[target.real_name]</b> has died at <b>[get_area_name(target)]</b>.</span>")
-	if(prob(50))
-		var/mob/fakemob
-		var/list/dead_people = list()
-		for(var/mob/dead/observer/G in GLOB.player_list)
-			dead_people += G
-		if(LAZYLEN(dead_people))
-			fakemob = pick(dead_people)
-		else
-			fakemob = target //ever been so lonely you had to haunt yourself?
-		if(fakemob)
-			sleep(rand(20, 50))
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='deadsay'><b>DEAD: [fakemob.name]</b> says, \"[pick("rip","why did i just drop dead?","hey [target.first_name()]","git gud","you too?","is the AI rogue?",\
-				"i[prob(50)?" fucking":""] hate [pick("blood cult", "clock cult", "revenants", "this round","this","myself","admins","you")]")]\"</span>")
-	sleep(rand(70,90))
-	target.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_NONE)
-	target.SetParalyzed(0)
-	target.silent = FALSE
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/fire
-	var/active = TRUE
-	var/stage = 0
-	var/image/fire_overlay
-
-/datum/hallucination/fire/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	target.fire_stacks = max(target.fire_stacks, 0.1) //Placebo flammability
-	fire_overlay = image('icons/mob/OnFire.dmi', target, "Standing", ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images += fire_overlay
-	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You're set on fire!</span>")
-	target.throw_alert("fire", /atom/movable/screen/alert/fire, override = TRUE)
-	sleep(20)
-	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		if(target.fire_stacks <= 0)
-			clear_fire()
-			return
-		stage++
-		update_temp()
-		sleep(30)
-	for(var/i in 1 to rand(5, 10))
-		if(target.fire_stacks <= 0)
-			clear_fire()
-			return
-		target.adjustStaminaLoss(15)
-		sleep(20)
-	clear_fire()
-
-/datum/hallucination/fire/proc/update_temp()
-	if(stage <= 0)
-		target.clear_alert("temp", clear_override = TRUE)
-	else
-		target.clear_alert("temp", clear_override = TRUE)
-		target.throw_alert("temp", /atom/movable/screen/alert/hot, stage, override = TRUE)
-
-/datum/hallucination/fire/proc/clear_fire()
-	if(!active)
-		return
-	active = FALSE
-	target.clear_alert("fire", clear_override = TRUE)
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images -= fire_overlay
-	QDEL_NULL(fire_overlay)
-	while(stage > 0)
-		stage--
-		update_temp()
-		sleep(30)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/datum/hallucination/shock
-	var/image/shock_image
-	var/image/electrocution_skeleton_anim
-
-/datum/hallucination/shock/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	shock_image = image(target, target, dir = target.dir)
-	shock_image.appearance_flags |= KEEP_APART
-	shock_image.color = rgb(0,0,0)
-	shock_image.override = TRUE
-	electrocution_skeleton_anim = image('icons/mob/human.dmi', target, icon_state = "electrocuted_base", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
-	electrocution_skeleton_anim.appearance_flags |= RESET_COLOR|KEEP_APART
-	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful shock course through your body!</span>")
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images |= shock_image
-		target.client.images |= electrocution_skeleton_anim
-	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(reset_shock_animation)), 40)
-	target.playsound_local(get_turf(src), "sparks", 100, 1)
-	target.staminaloss += 50
-	target.Stun(40)
-	target.jitteriness += 1000
-	target.do_jitter_animation(target.jitteriness)
-	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(shock_drop)), 20)
-
-/datum/hallucination/shock/proc/reset_shock_animation()
-	if(target.client)
-		target.client.images.Remove(shock_image)
-		target.client.images.Remove(electrocution_skeleton_anim)
-
-/datum/hallucination/shock/proc/shock_drop()
-	target.jitteriness = max(target.jitteriness - 990, 10) //Still jittery, but vastly less
-	target.Paralyze(60)
-
-/datum/hallucination/husks
-
-/datum/hallucination/husks/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	if(!target.halbody)
-		var/list/possible_points = list()
-		for(var/turf/open/floor/F in view(world.view, target))
-			possible_points += F
-		if(possible_points.len)
-			var/turf/open/floor/husk_point = pick(possible_points)
-			switch(rand(1,4))
-				if(1)
-					var/image/body = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',husk_point,"husk",TURF_LAYER)
-					var/matrix/M = matrix()
-					M.Turn(90)
-					body.transform = M
-					target.halbody = body
-				if(2,3)
-					target.halbody = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',husk_point,"husk",TURF_LAYER)
-				if(4)
-					target.halbody = image('icons/mob/alien.dmi',husk_point,"alienother",TURF_LAYER)
-
-			if(target.client)
-				target.client.images += target.halbody
-			sleep(rand(30,50)) //Only seen for a brief moment.
-			if(target.client)
-				target.client.images -= target.halbody
-			QDEL_NULL(target.halbody)
-	qdel(src)
-
-//hallucination projectile code in code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
-/datum/hallucination/stray_bullet
-
-/datum/hallucination/stray_bullet/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	..()
-	var/list/turf/startlocs = list()
-	for(var/turf/open/T in view(getexpandedview(world.view, 1, 1),target))
-		startlocs += T
-	for(var/turf/open/T in view(world.view,target)) // God this is bad
-		startlocs -= T
-	if(!startlocs.len)
-		qdel(src)
-		return
-	var/turf/start = pick(startlocs)
-	var/proj_type = pick(subtypesof(/obj/projectile/hallucination))
-	feedback_details += "Type: [proj_type]"
-	var/obj/projectile/hallucination/H = new proj_type(start)
-	target.playsound_local(start, H.hal_fire_sound, 60, 1)
-	H.hal_target = target
-	H.preparePixelProjectile(target, start)
-	H.fire()
-	qdel(src)
-
-#undef HAL_LINES_FILE
-#undef FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME
-#undef FAKE_FLOOD_MAX_RADIUS
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/HUD.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/HUD.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..18b73858cd377
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/HUD.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,164 @@
+/* HUD Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Fake Alerts
+ * Health Alerts
+ * Health Doll Damage
+ */
+
+/datum/hallucination/hudscrew
+
+/datum/hallucination/hudscrew/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, screwyhud_type)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	//Screwy HUD
+	var/chosen_screwyhud = screwyhud_type
+	if(!chosen_screwyhud)
+		chosen_screwyhud = pick(SCREWYHUD_CRIT,SCREWYHUD_DEAD,SCREWYHUD_HEALTHY)
+	target.set_screwyhud(chosen_screwyhud)
+	feedback_details += "Type: [target.hal_screwyhud]"
+	QDEL_IN(src, rand(100, 250))
+
+/datum/hallucination/hudscrew/Destroy()
+	target?.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_NONE)
+	return ..()
+
+
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_alert
+	var/alert_type
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_alert/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, specific, duration = 150)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	alert_type = pick(
+		"not_enough_oxy",
+		"not_enough_tox",
+		"not_enough_co2",
+		"too_much_oxy",
+		"too_much_co2",
+		"too_much_tox",
+		"newlaw",
+		"nutrition",
+		"charge",
+		"gravity",
+		"fire",
+		"locked",
+		"hacked",
+		"temphot",
+		"tempcold",
+		"pressure",
+	)
+
+	if(specific)
+		alert_type = specific
+	feedback_details += "Type: [alert_type]"
+	switch(alert_type)
+		if("not_enough_oxy")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/not_enough_oxy, override = TRUE)
+		if("not_enough_tox")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/not_enough_tox, override = TRUE)
+		if("not_enough_co2")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/not_enough_co2, override = TRUE)
+		if("too_much_oxy")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/too_much_oxy, override = TRUE)
+		if("too_much_co2")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/too_much_co2, override = TRUE)
+		if("too_much_tox")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/too_much_tox, override = TRUE)
+		if("nutrition")
+			if(prob(50))
+				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/fat, override = TRUE)
+			else
+				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/starving, override = TRUE)
+		if("gravity")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/weightless, override = TRUE)
+		if("fire")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/fire, override = TRUE)
+		if("temphot")
+			alert_type = "temp"
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/hot, 3, override = TRUE)
+		if("tempcold")
+			alert_type = "temp"
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/cold, 3, override = TRUE)
+		if("pressure")
+			if(prob(50))
+				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/highpressure, 2, override = TRUE)
+			else
+				target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/lowpressure, 2, override = TRUE)
+		//BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT
+		if("newlaw")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/newlaw, override = TRUE)
+		if("locked")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/locked, override = TRUE)
+		if("hacked")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/hacked, override = TRUE)
+		if("charge")
+			target.throw_alert(alert_type, /atom/movable/screen/alert/emptycell, override = TRUE)
+
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cleanup)), duration)
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_alert/proc/cleanup()
+	target.clear_alert(alert_type, clear_override = TRUE)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/*
+* Fermichem code. Useful in the long run to keep it here
+*/
+/*
+///Causes the target to see incorrect health damages on the healthdoll
+/datum/hallucination/fake_health_doll
+	var/timer_id = null
+
+///Creates a specified doll hallucination, or picks one randomly
+/datum/hallucination/fake_health_doll/New(mob/living/carbon/human/human_mob, forced = TRUE, specific_limb, severity, duration = 500)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!specific_limb)
+		specific_limb = pick(list(SCREWYDOLL_HEAD, SCREWYDOLL_CHEST, SCREWYDOLL_L_ARM, SCREWYDOLL_R_ARM, SCREWYDOLL_L_LEG, SCREWYDOLL_R_LEG))
+	if(!severity)
+		severity = rand(1, 5)
+	LAZYSET(human_mob.hal_screwydoll, specific_limb, severity)
+	human_mob.update_health_hud()
+
+	timer_id = addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cleanup)), duration, TIMER_STOPPABLE)
+
+///Increments the severity of the damage seen on the doll
+/datum/hallucination/fake_health_doll/proc/increment_fake_damage()
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		stack_trace("Somehow [target] managed to get a fake health doll hallucination, while not being a human mob.")
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_mob = target
+	for(var/entry in human_mob.hal_screwydoll)
+		human_mob.hal_screwydoll[entry] = clamp(human_mob.hal_screwydoll[entry]+1, 1, 5)
+	human_mob.update_health_hud()
+
+///Adds a fake limb to the hallucination datum effect
+/datum/hallucination/fake_health_doll/proc/add_fake_limb(specific_limb, severity)
+	if(!specific_limb)
+		specific_limb = pick(list(SCREWYDOLL_HEAD, SCREWYDOLL_CHEST, SCREWYDOLL_L_ARM, SCREWYDOLL_R_ARM, SCREWYDOLL_L_LEG, SCREWYDOLL_R_LEG))
+	if(!severity)
+		severity = rand(1, 5)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_mob = target
+	LAZYSET(human_mob.hal_screwydoll, specific_limb, severity)
+	target.update_health_hud()
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_health_doll/target_deleting()
+	if(isnull(timer_id))
+		return
+	deltimer(timer_id)
+	timer_id = null
+	..()
+
+///Cleans up the hallucinations - this deletes any overlap, but that shouldn't happen.
+/datum/hallucination/fake_health_doll/proc/cleanup()
+	qdel(src)
+
+//So that the associated addition proc cleans it up correctly
+/datum/hallucination/fake_health_doll/Destroy()
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		stack_trace("Somehow [target] managed to get a fake health doll hallucination, while not being a human mob.")
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_mob = target
+	LAZYNULL(human_mob.hal_screwydoll)
+	human_mob.update_health_hud()
+	return ..()
+
+*/
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/_hallucination.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/_hallucination.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..c5adc748360f4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/_hallucination.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,166 @@
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(hallucination_list, list(
+	/datum/hallucination/chat = 100,
+	/datum/hallucination/message = 60,
+	/datum/hallucination/sounds = 50,
+	/datum/hallucination/battle = 20,
+	/datum/hallucination/dangerflash = 15,
+	/datum/hallucination/hudscrew = 12,
+	/datum/hallucination/fake_alert = 12,
+	/datum/hallucination/weird_sounds = 8,
+	/datum/hallucination/stationmessage = 7,
+	/datum/hallucination/fake_flood = 7,
+	/datum/hallucination/bolts = 7,
+	/datum/hallucination/items_other = 7,
+	/datum/hallucination/husks = 7,
+	/datum/hallucination/items = 4,
+	/datum/hallucination/stray_bullet = 3,
+	/datum/hallucination/fire = 3,
+	/datum/hallucination/self_delusion = 2,
+	/datum/hallucination/delusion = 2,
+	/datum/hallucination/shock = 1,
+	/datum/hallucination/death = 1,
+	/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah = 1
+	))
+
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_hallucinations()
+	if(!hallucination)
+		return
+
+	hallucination = max(hallucination - 1, 0)
+
+	//Probably a superfulous check given the on above, but eh
+	if(hallucination <= 0)
+		hallucination = 0
+		return
+
+	if(world.time < next_hallucination)
+		return
+
+	var/halpick = pick_weight(GLOB.hallucination_list)
+	new halpick(src, FALSE)
+
+	next_hallucination = world.time + rand(100, 600)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/set_screwyhud(hud_type)
+	hal_screwyhud = hud_type
+	update_health_hud()
+
+/datum/hallucination
+	var/natural = TRUE
+	var/mob/living/carbon/target
+	var/feedback_details //extra info for investigate
+
+/datum/hallucination/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	target = C
+	natural = !forced
+
+	// Cancel early if the target is deleted
+	RegisterSignal(target, COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING, PROC_REF(target_deleting))
+
+/datum/hallucination/proc/target_deleting()
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+
+	qdel(src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/proc/wake_and_restore()
+	target.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_NONE)
+	target.SetSleeping(0)
+
+/datum/hallucination/Destroy()
+	target.investigate_log("was afflicted with a hallucination of type [type] by [natural?"hallucination status":"an external source"]. [feedback_details]", INVESTIGATE_HALLUCINATIONS)
+
+	if (target)
+		UnregisterSignal(target, COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING)
+
+	target = null
+	return ..()
+
+//Returns a random turf in a ring around the target mob, useful for sound hallucinations
+/datum/hallucination/proc/random_far_turf()
+	var/x_based = prob(50)
+	var/first_offset = pick(-8,-7,-6,-5,5,6,7,8)
+	var/second_offset = rand(-8,8)
+	var/x_off
+	var/y_off
+	if(x_based)
+		x_off = first_offset
+		y_off = second_offset
+	else
+		y_off = first_offset
+		x_off = second_offset
+	var/turf/T = locate(target.x + x_off, target.y + y_off, target.z)
+	return T
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination
+	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_OBSERVER
+	anchored = TRUE
+	var/mob/living/carbon/target = null
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple
+	var/image_icon = 'icons/mob/alien.dmi'
+	var/image_state = "alienh_pounce"
+	var/px = 0
+	var/py = 0
+	var/col_mod = null
+	var/image/current_image = null
+	var/image_layer = MOB_LAYER
+	var/active = TRUE //qdelery
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/simple)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/carbon/T)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!T)
+		stack_trace("A hallucination was created with no target")
+		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
+	target = T
+	current_image = GetImage()
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images |= current_image
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/proc/GetImage()
+	var/image/I = image(image_icon,src,image_state,image_layer,dir=src.dir)
+	I.pixel_x = px
+	I.pixel_y = py
+	if(col_mod)
+		I.color = col_mod
+	return I
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/proc/Show(update=1)
+	if(active)
+		if(target.client)
+			target.client.images.Remove(current_image)
+		if(update)
+			current_image = GetImage()
+		if(target.client)
+			target.client.images |= current_image
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/update_icon(updates=ALL, new_state, new_icon, new_px=0, new_py=0)
+	image_state = new_state
+	if(new_icon)
+		image_icon = new_icon
+	else
+		image_icon = initial(image_icon)
+	px = new_px
+	py = new_py
+	. = ..()
+	Show()
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/Moved(atom/OldLoc, Dir)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!loc)
+		return
+	Show()
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/Destroy()
+	if(target?.client)
+		target.client.images.Remove(current_image)
+	active = FALSE
+	return ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/airlock.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/airlock.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..0b155fdf8409f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/airlock.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,90 @@
+/* Airlock Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Nearby airlocks being bolted
+ * Nearby airlocks being unbolted
+ */
+
+/datum/hallucination/bolts
+	var/list/airlocks_to_hit
+	var/list/locks
+	var/next_action = 0
+	var/locking = TRUE
+
+/datum/hallucination/bolts/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced, door_number)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	if(!door_number)
+		door_number = rand(0,4) //if 0 bolts all visible doors
+	var/count = 0
+	feedback_details += "Door amount: [door_number]"
+
+	for(var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A in range(7, target))
+		if(count>door_number && door_number>0)
+			break
+		if(!A.density)
+			continue
+		count++
+		LAZYADD(airlocks_to_hit, A)
+
+	if(!LAZYLEN(airlocks_to_hit)) //no valid airlocks in sight
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+
+	START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/bolts/process(delta_time)
+	next_action -= (delta_time * 10)
+	if (next_action > 0)
+		return
+
+	if (locking)
+		var/atom/next_airlock = pop(airlocks_to_hit)
+		if (next_airlock)
+			var/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/lock = new(get_turf(next_airlock))
+			lock.target = target
+			lock.airlock = next_airlock
+			LAZYADD(locks, lock)
+
+		if (!LAZYLEN(airlocks_to_hit))
+			locking = FALSE
+			next_action = 10 SECONDS
+			return
+	else
+		var/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/next_unlock = popleft(locks)
+		if (next_unlock)
+			next_unlock.unlock()
+		else
+			qdel(src)
+			return
+
+	next_action = rand(4, 12)
+
+/datum/hallucination/bolts/Destroy()
+	. = ..()
+	QDEL_LIST(locks)
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock
+	layer = CLOSED_DOOR_LAYER + 1 //for Bump priority
+	var/image/bolt_light
+	var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/airlock
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/proc/lock()
+	bolt_light = image(airlock.overlays_file, get_turf(airlock), "lights_bolts",layer=airlock.layer+0.1)
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images |= bolt_light
+		target.playsound_local(get_turf(airlock), 'sound/machines/boltsdown.ogg',30,0,3)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/proc/unlock()
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images.Remove(bolt_light)
+		target.playsound_local(get_turf(airlock), 'sound/machines/boltsup.ogg',30,0,3)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/fake_door_lock/CanAllowThrough(atom/movable/mover, border_dir)
+	. = ..()
+	if(mover == target && airlock.density)
+		return FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/chat.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/chat.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..9644861a66449
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/chat.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,174 @@
+/* Chat Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Radio messages (";Someone recall the shuttle!", ";Set John Doe to arrest!")
+ * Speak messages ("Get out!", "Did you hear that?")
+ * Action messages ("You feel a tiny prick!", "John Doe puts the cryptographic sequencer into their backpack.")
+ * Station messages ("The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station.", "Hostile runtimes detected in all station systems")
+ */
+
+#define HAL_LINES_FILE "hallucination.json"
+
+/datum/hallucination/chat
+
+/datum/hallucination/chat/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, force_radio, specific_message)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/target_name = target.first_name()
+	var/speak_messages = list("[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "suspicion")]",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "conversation")]",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "greetings")][target.first_name()]!",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "getout")]",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "weird")]",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "didyouhearthat")]",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "doubt")]",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "aggressive")]",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "help")]!!",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "escape")]",\
+		"I'm infected, [pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "infection_advice")]!")
+
+	var/radio_messages = list("[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "people")] is [pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "accusations")]!",\
+		"Help!",\
+		"[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "threat")] in [pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "location")][prob(50)?"!":"!!"]",\
+		"[pick("Where's [target.first_name()]?", "Set [target.first_name()] to arrest!")]",\
+		"[pick("C","Ai, c","Someone c","Rec")]all the shuttle!",\
+		"AI [pick("rogue", "is dead")]!!")
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/person = null
+	var/datum/language/understood_language = target.get_random_understood_language()
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/H in view(target))
+		if(H == target)
+			continue
+		if(!person)
+			person = H
+		else
+			if(get_dist(target,H)<get_dist(target,person))
+				person = H
+
+	// Get person to affect if radio hallucination
+	var/is_radio = !person || force_radio
+	if (is_radio)
+		var/list/humans = list()
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.alive_mob_list)
+			humans += H
+		person = pick(humans)
+
+	// Generate message
+	var/spans = list(person.speech_span)
+	var/chosen = !specific_message ? capitalize(pick(is_radio ? speak_messages : radio_messages)) : specific_message
+	chosen = replacetext(chosen, "%TARGETNAME%", target_name)
+	var/message = target.compose_message(person, understood_language, chosen, is_radio ? "[FREQ_COMMON]" : null, spans, face_name = TRUE)
+	feedback_details += "Type: [is_radio ? "Radio" : "Talk"], Source: [person.real_name], Message: [message]"
+
+	// Display message
+	if (!is_radio && !target.client?.prefs.read_player_preference(/datum/preference/toggle/enable_runechat))
+		var/image/speech_overlay = image('icons/mob/talk.dmi', person, "default0", layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(flick_overlay), speech_overlay, list(target.client), 30)
+	if (target.client?.prefs.read_player_preference(/datum/preference/toggle/enable_runechat))
+		create_chat_message(person, understood_language, list(target), chosen, spans)
+	to_chat(target, message)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+
+/datum/hallucination/message
+
+/datum/hallucination/message/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/list/mobpool = list()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/other
+	var/close_other = FALSE
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in oview(7, target))
+		if(get_dist(H, target) <= 1)
+			other = H
+			close_other = TRUE
+			break
+		mobpool += H
+	if(!other && mobpool.len)
+		other = pick(mobpool)
+
+	var/list/message_pool = list()
+	if(other)
+		if(close_other) //increase the odds
+			for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+				message_pool.Add("<span class='warning'>You feel a tiny prick!</span>")
+		var/obj/item/storage/equipped_backpack = other.get_item_by_slot(ITEM_SLOT_BACK)
+		if(istype(equipped_backpack))
+			for(var/i in 1 to 5) //increase the odds
+				message_pool.Add("<span class='notice'>[other] puts the [pick(\
+					"revolver","energy sword","cryptographic sequencer","power sink","energy bow",\
+					"hybrid taser","stun baton","flash","syringe gun","circular saw","tank transfer valve",\
+					"ritual dagger","clockwork slab","spellbook",\
+					"pulse rifle","captain's spare ID","hand teleporter","hypospray","antique laser gun","X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun","station's blueprints"\
+					)] into [equipped_backpack].</span>")
+
+		message_pool.Add("<B>[other]</B> [pick("sneezes","coughs")].")
+
+	message_pool.Add("<span class='notice'>You hear something squeezing through the ducts...</span>", \
+		"<span class='notice'>Your [pick("arm", "leg", "back", "head")] itches.</span>",\
+		"<span class='warning'>You feel [pick("hot","cold","dry","wet","woozy","faint")].</span>",
+		"<span class='warning'>Your stomach rumbles.</span>",
+		"<span class='warning'>Your head hurts.</span>",
+		"<span class='warning'>You hear a faint buzz in your head.</span>",
+		"<B>[target]</B> sneezes.")
+	if(prob(10))
+		message_pool.Add("<span class='warning'>Behind you.</span>",\
+			"<span class='warning'>You hear a faint laughter.</span>",
+			"<span class='warning'>You see something move.</span>",
+			"<span class='warning'>You hear skittering on the ceiling.</span>",
+			"<span class='warning'>You see an inhumanly tall silhouette moving in the distance.</span>")
+	if(prob(10))
+		message_pool.Add("[pick_list_replacements(HAL_LINES_FILE, "advice")]")
+	var/chosen = pick(message_pool)
+	feedback_details += "Message: [chosen]"
+	to_chat(target, chosen)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+
+/datum/hallucination/stationmessage
+
+/datum/hallucination/stationmessage/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, message)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	if(!message)
+		message = pick("ratvar","shuttle dock","blob alert","malf ai","meteors","supermatter")
+	feedback_details += "Type: [message]"
+	switch(message)
+		if("blob alert")
+			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Biohazard Alert</h1>")
+			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>Confirmed outbreak of level 5 biohazard aboard [station_name()]. All personnel must contain the outbreak.</span><br><br>")
+			SEND_SOUND(target,  SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_OUTBREAK5])
+		if("ratvar")
+			target.playsound_local(target, 'sound/machines/clockcult/ark_deathrattle.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE)
+			target.playsound_local(target, 'sound/effects/clockcult_gateway_disrupted.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(
+				target,
+				TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local),
+				target,
+				'sound/effects/explosion_distant.ogg',
+				50,
+				FALSE,
+				/* frequency = */ null,
+				/* falloff_exponential = */ null,
+				/* channel = */ null,
+				/* pressure_affected = */ FALSE
+			), 27)
+		if("shuttle dock")
+			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Priority Announcement</h1>")
+			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.</span><br><br>")
+			SEND_SOUND(target, SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_SHUTTLEDOCK])
+		if("malf ai") //AI is doomsdaying!
+			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Anomaly Alert</h1>")
+			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>Hostile runtimes detected in all station systems, please deactivate your AI to prevent possible damage to its morality core.</span><br><br>")
+			SEND_SOUND(target, SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_AIMALF])
+		if("meteors") //Meteors inbound!
+			to_chat(target, "<h1 class='alert'>Meteor Alert</h1>")
+			to_chat(target, "<br><br><span class='alert'>Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.</span><br><br>")
+			SEND_SOUND(target, SSstation.announcer.event_sounds[ANNOUNCER_METEORS])
+		if("supermatter")
+			SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/magic/charge.ogg')
+			to_chat(target, "<span class='boldannounce'>You feel reality distort for a moment...</span>")
+
+#undef HAL_LINES_FILE
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/death.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/death.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..d2122efe747d1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/death.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/datum/hallucination/death
+
+/datum/hallucination/death/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	target.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_DEAD)
+	target.Paralyze(300)
+	target.silent += 10
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='deadsay'><b>[target.real_name]</b> has died at <b>[get_area_name(target)]</b>.</span>")
+
+	var/delay = 0
+
+	if(prob(50))
+		var/mob/fakemob
+		var/list/dead_people = list()
+		for(var/mob/dead/observer/G in GLOB.player_list)
+			dead_people += G
+		if(LAZYLEN(dead_people))
+			fakemob = pick(dead_people)
+		else
+			fakemob = target //ever been so lonely you had to haunt yourself?
+		if(fakemob)
+			delay = rand(20, 50)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, PROC_REF(to_chat), target, "<span class='deadsay'><b>DEAD: [fakemob.name]</b> says, \"[pick("rip","why did i just drop dead?","hey [target.first_name()]","git gud","you too?","is the AI rogue?",\
+				"i[prob(50)?" fucking":""] hate [pick("blood cult", "clock cult", "revenants", "this round","this","myself","admins","you")]")]\"</span>"), delay)
+
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cleanup)), delay + rand(70, 90))
+
+/datum/hallucination/death/proc/cleanup()
+	if (target)
+		target.set_screwyhud(SCREWYHUD_NONE)
+		target.SetParalyzed(0)
+		target.silent = FALSE
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/fire.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/fire.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..35cd3e3c43155
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/fire.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,89 @@
+#define RAISE_FIRE_COUNT 3
+#define RAISE_FIRE_TIME 3
+
+/datum/hallucination/fire
+	var/active = TRUE
+	var/stage = 0
+	var/image/fire_overlay
+
+	var/next_action = 0
+	var/times_to_lower_stamina
+	var/fire_clearing = FALSE
+	var/increasing_stages = TRUE
+	var/time_spent = 0
+
+/datum/hallucination/fire/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	target.fire_stacks = max(target.fire_stacks, 0.1) //Placebo flammability
+	fire_overlay = image('icons/mob/OnFire.dmi', target, "Standing", ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images += fire_overlay
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You're set on fire!</span>")
+	target.throw_alert("fire", /atom/movable/screen/alert/fire, override = TRUE)
+	times_to_lower_stamina = rand(5, 10)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(start_expanding)), 20)
+
+/datum/hallucination/fire/Destroy()
+	. = ..()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/fire/proc/start_expanding()
+	if (isnull(target))
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/fire/process(delta_time)
+	if (isnull(target))
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+
+	if(target.fire_stacks <= 0)
+		clear_fire()
+
+	time_spent += delta_time
+
+	if (fire_clearing)
+		next_action -= delta_time
+		if (next_action < 0)
+			stage -= 1
+			update_temp()
+			next_action += 3
+	else if (increasing_stages)
+		var/new_stage = min(round(time_spent / RAISE_FIRE_TIME), RAISE_FIRE_COUNT)
+		if (stage != new_stage)
+			stage = new_stage
+			update_temp()
+
+			if (stage == RAISE_FIRE_COUNT)
+				increasing_stages = FALSE
+	else if (times_to_lower_stamina)
+		next_action -= delta_time
+		if (next_action < 0)
+			target.adjustStaminaLoss(15)
+			next_action += 2
+			times_to_lower_stamina -= 1
+	else
+		clear_fire()
+
+/datum/hallucination/fire/proc/update_temp()
+	if(stage <= 0)
+		target.clear_alert("temp", clear_override = TRUE)
+	else
+		target.clear_alert("temp", clear_override = TRUE)
+		target.throw_alert("temp", /atom/movable/screen/alert/hot, stage, override = TRUE)
+
+/datum/hallucination/fire/proc/clear_fire()
+	if(!active)
+		return
+	active = FALSE
+	target.clear_alert("fire", clear_override = TRUE)
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images -= fire_overlay
+	QDEL_NULL(fire_overlay)
+	fire_clearing = TRUE
+	next_action = 0
+
+#undef RAISE_FIRE_COUNT
+#undef RAISE_FIRE_TIME
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/hazard.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/hazard.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..3dde2d764ea57
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/hazard.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,303 @@
+/* Hazard Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Lava
+ * Chasm
+ * Anomaly
+ */
+
+/datum/hallucination/dangerflash
+
+/datum/hallucination/dangerflash/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, danger_type)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	//Flashes of danger
+
+	var/list/possible_points = list()
+	for(var/turf/open/floor/F in view(world.view, target))
+		possible_points += F
+	if(possible_points.len)
+		var/turf/open/floor/danger_point = pick(possible_points)
+		if(!danger_type)
+			danger_type = pick("lava","chasm","anomaly")
+		switch(danger_type)
+			if("lava")
+				new /obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava(danger_point, target)
+			if("chasm")
+				new /obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm(danger_point, target)
+			if("anomaly")
+				new /obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly(danger_point, target)
+
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger
+	var/image/image
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/proc/show_icon()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/proc/clear_icon()
+	if(image && target.client)
+		target.client.images -= image
+
+CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/danger)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/Initialize(mapload, _target)
+	. = ..()
+	target = _target
+	show_icon()
+	QDEL_IN(src, rand(200, 450))
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/Destroy()
+	clear_icon()
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava
+	name = "lava"
+
+CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava/Initialize(mapload, _target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
+		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_entered),
+	)
+	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava/show_icon()
+	var/turf/danger_turf = get_turf(src)
+	image = image('icons/turf/floors/lava.dmi', src, "lava-[danger_turf.smoothing_junction || 0]", TURF_LAYER)
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images += image
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/lava/proc/on_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/AM)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(AM == target)
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob/living/carbon, adjustStaminaLoss), 20)
+		new /datum/hallucination/fire(target)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm
+	name = "chasm"
+
+CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm/Initialize(mapload, _target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
+		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_entered),
+	)
+	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm/show_icon()
+	var/turf/danger_turf = get_turf(src)
+	image = image('icons/turf/floors/chasms.dmi', src, "chasms-[danger_turf.smoothing_junction || 0]", TURF_LAYER)
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images += image
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/chasm/proc/on_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/AM)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(AM == target)
+		if(istype(target, /obj/effect/dummy/phased_mob))
+			return
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You fall into the chasm!</span>")
+		target.Paralyze(40)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(to_chat), target, "<span class='notice'>It's surprisingly shallow.</span>"), 15)
+		QDEL_IN(src, 30)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly
+	name = "flux wave anomaly"
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	var/static/list/loc_connections = list(
+		COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED = PROC_REF(on_entered),
+	)
+	AddElement(/datum/element/connect_loc, loc_connections)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/process(delta_time)
+	if(DT_PROB(45, delta_time))
+		step(src,pick(GLOB.alldirs))
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/Destroy()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/show_icon()
+	image = image('icons/effects/effects.dmi',src,"electricity2",OBJ_LAYER+0.01)
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images += image
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/danger/anomaly/proc/on_entered(datum/source, atom/movable/AM)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	if(AM == target)
+		new /datum/hallucination/shock(target)
+
+
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno
+	image_icon = 'icons/mob/alien.dmi'
+	image_state = "alienh_pounce"
+
+CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/carbon/T)
+	. = ..()
+	name = "alien hunter ([rand(1, 1000)])"
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom, datum/thrownthing/throwingdatum)
+	update_icon(ALL, "alienh_pounce")
+	if(hit_atom == target && target.stat!=DEAD)
+		target.Paralyze(100)
+		target.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[target] flails around wildly.</span>","<span class ='userdanger'>[name] pounces on you!</span>")
+
+// The numbers of seconds it takes to get to each stage of the xeno attack choreography
+#define XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_TARGET 1
+#define XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_PUMP 2
+#define XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_CLIMB 3
+#define XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_FINISH 6
+
+/// Xeno crawls from nearby vent,jumps at you, and goes back in
+/datum/hallucination/xeno_attack
+	var/turf/pump_location = null
+	var/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/xeno/xeno = null
+	var/time_processing = 0
+	var/stage = XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_TARGET
+
+/datum/hallucination/xeno_attack/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	..()
+	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/U in orange(7,target))
+		if(!U.welded)
+			pump_location = get_turf(U)
+			break
+
+	if(pump_location)
+		feedback_details += "Vent Coords: [pump_location.x],[pump_location.y],[pump_location.z]"
+		xeno = new(pump_location, target)
+		START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+	else
+		qdel(src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/xeno_attack/process(delta_time)
+	time_processing += delta_time
+
+	if (time_processing >= stage)
+		switch (time_processing)
+			if (XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_FINISH to INFINITY)
+				to_chat(target, "<span class='notice'>[xeno.name] scrambles into the ventilation ducts!</span>")
+				qdel(src)
+			if (XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_CLIMB to XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_FINISH)
+				to_chat(target, "<span class='notice'>[xeno.name] begins climbing into the ventilation system...</span>")
+				stage = XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_FINISH
+			if (XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_PUMP to XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_CLIMB)
+				xeno.update_icon(ALL, "alienh_leap", 'icons/mob/alienleap.dmi', -32, -32)
+				xeno.throw_at(pump_location, 7, 1, spin = FALSE, diagonals_first = TRUE)
+				stage = XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_CLIMB
+			if (XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_TARGET to XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_PUMP)
+				xeno.update_icon(ALL, "alienh_leap", 'icons/mob/alienleap.dmi', -32, -32)
+				xeno.throw_at(target, 7, 1, spin = FALSE, diagonals_first = TRUE)
+				stage = XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_PUMP
+
+/datum/hallucination/xeno_attack/Destroy()
+	. = ..()
+
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+	QDEL_NULL(xeno)
+	pump_location = null
+
+#undef XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_TARGET
+#undef XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_LEAP_AT_PUMP
+#undef XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_CLIMB
+#undef XENO_ATTACK_STAGE_FINISH
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown
+	image_icon = 'icons/mob/animal.dmi'
+	image_state = "clown"
+
+CREATION_TEST_IGNORE_SUBTYPES(/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/carbon/T, duration)
+	..(loc, T)
+	name = pick(GLOB.clown_names)
+	QDEL_IN(src,duration)
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/clown/scary
+	image_state = "scary_clown"
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/bubblegum
+	name = "Bubblegum"
+	image_icon = 'icons/mob/lavaland/96x96megafauna.dmi'
+	image_state = "bubblegum"
+	px = -32
+
+/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah
+	var/obj/effect/hallucination/simple/bubblegum/bubblegum
+	var/image/fakebroken
+	var/image/fakerune
+	var/turf/landing
+	var/charged
+	var/next_action = 0
+
+/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	. = ..()
+	var/turf/closed/wall/wall = locate() in spiral_range_turfs(7, target)
+	if(!wall)
+		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
+	feedback_details += "Source: [wall.x],[wall.y],[wall.z]"
+
+	fakebroken = image('icons/turf/floors.dmi', wall, "plating", layer = TURF_LAYER)
+	landing = get_turf(target)
+	var/turf/landing_image_turf = get_step(landing, SOUTHWEST) //the icon is 3x3
+	fakerune = image('icons/effects/96x96.dmi', landing_image_turf, "landing", layer = ABOVE_OPEN_TURF_LAYER)
+	fakebroken.override = TRUE
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images |= fakebroken
+		target.client.images |= fakerune
+	target.playsound_local(wall,'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 150, 1)
+	bubblegum = new(wall, target)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(start_processing), 10))
+
+/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah/proc/start_processing()
+	if (isnull(target))
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah/process(delta_time)
+	next_action -= delta_time
+
+	if (next_action > 0)
+		return
+
+	if (get_turf(bubblegum) != landing && target?.stat != DEAD)
+		if(!landing || (get_turf(bubblegum)).loc.z != landing.loc.z)
+			qdel(src)
+			return
+		bubblegum.forceMove(get_step_towards(bubblegum, landing))
+		bubblegum.setDir(get_dir(bubblegum, landing))
+		target.playsound_local(get_turf(bubblegum), 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 150, 1)
+		shake_camera(target, 2, 1)
+		if(bubblegum.Adjacent(target) && !charged)
+			charged = TRUE
+			target.Paralyze(80)
+			target.adjustStaminaLoss(40)
+			step_away(target, bubblegum)
+			shake_camera(target, 4, 3)
+			target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target] jumps backwards, falling on the ground!</span>","<span class='userdanger'>[bubblegum] slams into you!</span>")
+		next_action = 0.2
+	else
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+		QDEL_IN(src, 3 SECONDS)
+
+/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah/Destroy()
+	if(target?.client)
+		target.client.images.Remove(fakebroken)
+		target.client.images.Remove(fakerune)
+	QDEL_NULL(fakebroken)
+	QDEL_NULL(fakerune)
+	QDEL_NULL(bubblegum)
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+	return ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/hostile_mob.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/hostile_mob.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..e368ccbccb649
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/hostile_mob.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/* Hostile Mob Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Xeno
+ * Clown
+ * Bubblegum
+ */
+
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/husk.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/husk.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..ecd6180f40fea
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/husk.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/datum/hallucination/husks
+	var/image/halbody
+
+/datum/hallucination/husks/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/list/possible_points = list()
+	for(var/turf/open/floor/F in view(world.view, target))
+		possible_points += F
+	if(possible_points.len)
+		var/turf/open/floor/husk_point = pick(possible_points)
+		switch(rand(1,4))
+			if(1)
+				var/image/body = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',husk_point,"husk",TURF_LAYER)
+				var/matrix/M = matrix()
+				M.Turn(90)
+				body.transform = M
+				halbody = body
+			if(2,3)
+				halbody = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',husk_point,"husk",TURF_LAYER)
+			if(4)
+				halbody = image('icons/mob/alien.dmi',husk_point,"alienother",TURF_LAYER)
+
+		if(target.client)
+			target.client.images += halbody
+		QDEL_IN(src, rand(30,50)) //Only seen for a brief moment.
+
+/datum/hallucination/husks/Destroy()
+	target?.client?.images -= halbody
+	QDEL_NULL(halbody)
+	return ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/item.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/item.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..ae8ffdbebd56a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/item.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,180 @@
+/* Item Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Putting items in other nearby peoples hands
+ * Putting items in your hands
+ */
+
+/datum/hallucination/items_other
+
+/datum/hallucination/items_other/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, item_type)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/item
+	if(!item_type)
+		item = pick(list("esword","taser","ebow","baton","dual_esword","clockspear","ttv","flash","armblade"))
+	else
+		item = item_type
+	feedback_details += "Item: [item]"
+	var/side
+	var/image_file
+	var/image/A = null
+	var/list/mob_pool = list()
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in ohearers(7,target))
+		mob_pool += M
+	if(!mob_pool.len)
+		return
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = pick(mob_pool)
+	feedback_details += " Mob: [H.real_name]"
+
+	var/free_hand = H.get_empty_held_index_for_side(side = "left")
+	if(free_hand)
+		side = "left"
+	else
+		free_hand = H.get_empty_held_index_for_side(side = "right")
+		if(free_hand)
+			side = "right"
+
+	if(side)
+		switch(item)
+			if("esword")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
+				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg',35,1)
+				A = image(image_file,H,"swordred", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("dual_esword")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
+				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg',35,1)
+				A = image(image_file,H,"dualsaberred1", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("taser")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_lefthand.dmi'
+				A = image(image_file,H,"advtaserstun4", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("ebow")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/guns_lefthand.dmi'
+				A = image(image_file,H,"crossbow", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("baton")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_lefthand.dmi'
+				target.playsound_local(H, "sparks",75,1,-1)
+				A = image(image_file,H,"baton", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("clockspear")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/clockwork_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/clockwork_lefthand.dmi'
+				A = image(image_file,H,"ratvarian_spear", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("ttv")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/bombs_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/bombs_lefthand.dmi'
+				A = image(image_file,H,"ttv", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("flash")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/security_lefthand.dmi'
+				A = image(image_file,H,"flashtool", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+			if("armblade")
+				if(side == "right")
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/changeling_righthand.dmi'
+				else
+					image_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/antag/changeling_lefthand.dmi'
+				target.playsound_local(H, 'sound/effects/blobattack.ogg',30,1)
+				A = image(image_file,H,"arm_blade", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+		if(target.client)
+			target.client.images |= A
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cleanup), item, A, H), rand(15 SECONDS, 25 SECONDS))
+			return
+	qdel(src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/items_other/proc/cleanup(item, atom/image_used, has_the_item)
+	if (isnull(target))
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	if(item == "esword" || item == "dual_esword")
+		target.playsound_local(has_the_item, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg',35,1)
+	if(item == "armblade")
+		target.playsound_local(has_the_item, 'sound/effects/blobattack.ogg',30,1)
+	target.client.images.Remove(image_used)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+
+
+/datum/hallucination/items/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	//Strange items
+
+	var/obj/halitem = new
+
+	halitem = new
+	var/obj/item/l_hand = target.get_item_for_held_index(1)
+	var/obj/item/r_hand = target.get_item_for_held_index(2)
+	var/l = ui_hand_position(target.get_held_index_of_item(l_hand))
+	var/r = ui_hand_position(target.get_held_index_of_item(r_hand))
+	var/list/slots_free = list(l,r)
+	if(l_hand)
+		slots_free -= l
+	if(r_hand)
+		slots_free -= r
+	if(ishuman(target))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+		if(!H.belt)
+			slots_free += ui_belt
+		if(!H.l_store)
+			slots_free += ui_storage1
+		if(!H.r_store)
+			slots_free += ui_storage2
+	if(slots_free.len)
+		halitem.screen_loc = pick(slots_free)
+		halitem.plane = ABOVE_HUD_PLANE
+		switch(rand(1,6))
+			if(1) //revolver
+				halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/guns/projectile.dmi'
+				halitem.icon_state = "revolver"
+				halitem.name = "Revolver"
+			if(2) //c4
+				halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/grenade.dmi'
+				halitem.icon_state = "plastic-explosive0"
+				halitem.name = "C4"
+				if(prob(25))
+					halitem.icon_state = "plasticx40"
+			if(3) //sword
+				halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/transforming_energy.dmi'
+				halitem.icon_state = "sword0"
+				halitem.name = "Energy Sword"
+			if(4) //stun baton
+				halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+				halitem.icon_state = "stunbaton"
+				halitem.name = "Stun Baton"
+			if(5) //emag
+				halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/card.dmi'
+				halitem.icon_state = "emag"
+				halitem.name = "Cryptographic Sequencer"
+			if(6) //flashbang
+				halitem.icon = 'icons/obj/grenade.dmi'
+				halitem.icon_state = "flashbang1"
+				halitem.name = "Flashbang"
+		feedback_details += "Type: [halitem.name]"
+		if(target.client)
+			target.client.screen += halitem
+		QDEL_IN(halitem, rand(150, 350))
+
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/plasma_flood.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/plasma_flood.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..0dfbb32423e61
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/plasma_flood.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,86 @@
+#define FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME 20
+#define FAKE_FLOOD_MAX_RADIUS 10
+
+/obj/effect/plasma_image_holder
+	icon_state = "nothing"
+	anchored = TRUE
+	layer = FLY_LAYER
+	plane = GAME_PLANE
+	mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_flood
+	//Plasma starts flooding from the nearby vent
+	var/turf/center
+	var/list/flood_images = list()
+	var/list/flood_image_holders = list()
+	var/list/turf/flood_turfs = list()
+	var/image_icon = 'icons/effects/atmospherics.dmi'
+	var/image_state = "plasma"
+	var/radius = 0
+	var/next_expand = 0
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	..()
+	for(var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/components/unary/vent_pump/U in orange(7,target))
+		if(!U.welded)
+			center = get_turf(U)
+			break
+	if(!center)
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	feedback_details += "Vent Coords: [center.x],[center.y],[center.z]"
+	var/obj/effect/plasma_image_holder/pih = new(center)
+	var/image/plasma_image = image(image_icon, pih, image_state, FLY_LAYER)
+	plasma_image.alpha = 50
+	plasma_image.plane = GAME_PLANE
+	flood_images += plasma_image
+	flood_image_holders += pih
+	flood_turfs += center
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images |= flood_images
+	next_expand = world.time + FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/process()
+	if(next_expand <= world.time)
+		radius++
+		if(radius > FAKE_FLOOD_MAX_RADIUS)
+			qdel(src)
+			return
+		Expand()
+		if((get_turf(target) in flood_turfs) && !target.internal)
+			new /datum/hallucination/fake_alert(target, TRUE, "too_much_tox")
+		next_expand = world.time + FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/proc/Expand()
+	for(var/image/I in flood_images)
+		I.alpha = min(I.alpha + 50, 255)
+	for(var/turf/FT in flood_turfs)
+		for(var/dir in GLOB.cardinals)
+			var/turf/T = get_step(FT, dir)
+			if((T in flood_turfs) || !FT.CanAtmosPass(T))
+				continue
+			var/obj/effect/plasma_image_holder/pih = new(T)
+			var/image/new_plasma = image(image_icon, pih, image_state, FLY_LAYER)
+			new_plasma.alpha = 50
+			new_plasma.plane = GAME_PLANE
+			flood_images += new_plasma
+			flood_image_holders += pih
+			flood_turfs += T
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images |= flood_images
+
+/datum/hallucination/fake_flood/Destroy()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	qdel(flood_turfs)
+	flood_turfs = list()
+	if(target?.client)
+		target.client.images.Remove(flood_images)
+	qdel(flood_images)
+	flood_images = list()
+	qdel(flood_image_holders)
+	flood_image_holders = list()
+	return ..()
+
+#undef FAKE_FLOOD_EXPAND_TIME
+#undef FAKE_FLOOD_MAX_RADIUS
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/polymorph.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/polymorph.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..8048832bde6d3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/polymorph.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,102 @@
+/* Polymorph Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Nearby mobs are polymorphed into other creatures
+ * Polymorphing yourself into other creatures
+ */
+
+/datum/hallucination/delusion
+	var/list/image/delusions = list()
+
+/datum/hallucination/delusion/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced, force_kind = null , duration = 300,skip_nearby = TRUE, custom_icon = null, custom_icon_file = null, custom_name = null)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	. = ..()
+	var/image/A = null
+	var/kind = force_kind ? force_kind : pick("nothing","monkey","corgi","carp","skeleton","demon","zombie")
+	feedback_details += "Type: [kind]"
+	var/list/nearby
+	if(skip_nearby)
+		nearby = hearers(7, target)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.alive_mob_list)
+		if(H == target)
+			continue
+		if(skip_nearby && (H in nearby))
+			continue
+		switch(kind)
+			if("nothing")
+				A = image('icons/effects/effects.dmi',H,"nothing")
+				A.name = "..."
+			if("monkey")//Monkey
+				A = image('icons/mob/monkey.dmi',H,"monkey1")
+				A.name = "Monkey ([rand(1,999)])"
+			if("carp")//Carp
+				A = image('icons/mob/carp.dmi',H,"carp")
+				A.name = "Space Carp"
+			if("corgi")//Corgi
+				A = image('icons/mob/pets.dmi',H,"corgi")
+				A.name = "Corgi"
+			if("skeleton")//Skeletons
+				A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',H,"skeleton")
+				A.name = "Skeleton"
+			if("zombie")//Zombies
+				A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',H,"zombie")
+				A.name = "Zombie"
+			if("demon")//Demon
+				A = image('icons/mob/mob.dmi',H,"daemon")
+				A.name = "Demon"
+			if("custom")
+				A = image(custom_icon_file, H, custom_icon)
+				A.name = custom_name
+		A.override = 1
+		if(target.client)
+			delusions |= A
+			target.client.images |= A
+	if(duration)
+		QDEL_IN(src, duration)
+
+/datum/hallucination/delusion/Destroy()
+	for(var/image/I in delusions)
+		if(target?.client)
+			target.client.images.Remove(I)
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/hallucination/self_delusion
+	var/image/delusion
+
+/datum/hallucination/self_delusion/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced, force_kind = null , duration = 300, custom_icon = null, custom_icon_file = null, wabbajack = TRUE) //set wabbajack to false if you want to use another fake source
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/image/A = null
+	var/kind = force_kind ? force_kind : pick("monkey","corgi","carp","skeleton","demon","zombie","robot")
+	feedback_details += "Type: [kind]"
+	switch(kind)
+		if("monkey")//Monkey
+			A = image('icons/mob/monkey.dmi',target,"monkey1")
+		if("carp")//Carp
+			A = image('icons/mob/animal.dmi',target,"carp")
+		if("corgi")//Corgi
+			A = image('icons/mob/pets.dmi',target,"corgi")
+		if("skeleton")//Skeletons
+			A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',target,"skeleton")
+		if("zombie")//Zombies
+			A = image('icons/mob/human.dmi',target,"zombie")
+		if("demon")//Demon
+			A = image('icons/mob/mob.dmi',target,"daemon")
+		if("robot")//Cyborg
+			A = image('icons/mob/robots.dmi',target,"robot")
+			target.playsound_local(target,'sound/voice/liveagain.ogg', 75, 1)
+		if("custom")
+			A = image(custom_icon_file, target, custom_icon)
+	A.override = 1
+	if(target.client)
+		if(wabbajack)
+			to_chat(target, "<span class='italics'>...wabbajack...wabbajack...</span>")
+			target.playsound_local(target,'sound/magic/staff_change.ogg', 50, 1)
+		delusion = A
+		target.client.images |= A
+	QDEL_IN(src, duration)
+
+/datum/hallucination/self_delusion/Destroy()
+	if(target?.client)
+		target.client.images.Remove(delusion)
+	return ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/shock.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/shock.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..16ceb647d8739
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/shock.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+/datum/hallucination/shock
+	var/image/shock_image
+	var/image/electrocution_skeleton_anim
+
+/datum/hallucination/shock/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	shock_image = image(target, target, dir = target.dir)
+	shock_image.appearance_flags |= KEEP_APART
+	shock_image.color = rgb(0,0,0)
+	shock_image.override = TRUE
+	electrocution_skeleton_anim = image('icons/mob/human.dmi', target, icon_state = "electrocuted_base", layer=ABOVE_MOB_LAYER)
+	electrocution_skeleton_anim.appearance_flags |= RESET_COLOR|KEEP_APART
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel a powerful shock course through your body!</span>")
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images |= shock_image
+		target.client.images |= electrocution_skeleton_anim
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(reset_shock_animation)), 40)
+	target.playsound_local(get_turf(src), "sparks", 100, 1)
+	target.staminaloss += 50
+	target.Stun(40)
+	target.jitteriness += 1000
+	target.do_jitter_animation(target.jitteriness)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(shock_drop)), 20)
+
+/datum/hallucination/shock/proc/reset_shock_animation()
+	if(target.client)
+		target.client.images.Remove(shock_image)
+		target.client.images.Remove(electrocution_skeleton_anim)
+
+/datum/hallucination/shock/proc/shock_drop()
+	target.jitteriness = max(target.jitteriness - 990, 10) //Still jittery, but vastly less
+	target.Paralyze(60)
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/sound.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/sound.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..dda3195b4867a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/sound.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,244 @@
+/* Sound Hallucinations
+ *
+ * Contains:
+ * Fighting sounds
+ * Machinery sounds
+ * Special effects sounds
+ */
+
+/datum/hallucination/battle
+	var/battle_type
+	var/iterations_left
+	var/hits = 0
+	var/next_action = 0
+	var/turf/source
+
+/datum/hallucination/battle/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, new_battle_type)
+	..()
+
+	source = random_far_turf()
+
+	battle_type = new_battle_type
+	if (isnull(battle_type))
+		battle_type = pick("laser", "disabler", "esword", "gun", "stunprod", "harmbaton", "bomb")
+	feedback_details += "Type: [battle_type]"
+	var/process = TRUE
+
+	switch(battle_type)
+		if("disabler", "laser")
+			iterations_left = rand(5, 10)
+		if("esword")
+			iterations_left = rand(4, 8)
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg',15, 1)
+		if("gun")
+			iterations_left = rand(3, 6)
+		if("stunprod") //Stunprod + cablecuff
+			process = FALSE
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/egloves.ogg', 40, 1)
+			target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/weapons/cablecuff.ogg', 15, 1), 20)
+		if("harmbaton") //zap n slap
+			iterations_left = rand(5, 12)
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/egloves.ogg', 40, 1)
+			target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
+			next_action = 2 SECONDS
+		if("bomb") // Tick Tock
+			iterations_left = rand(3, 11)
+
+	if (process)
+		START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+	else
+		qdel(src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/battle/process(delta_time)
+	next_action -= (delta_time * 10)
+
+	if (next_action > 0)
+		return
+
+	switch (battle_type)
+		if ("disabler", "laser", "gun")
+			var/fire_sound
+			var/hit_person_sound
+			var/hit_wall_sound
+			var/number_of_hits
+			var/chance_to_fall
+
+			switch (battle_type)
+				if ("disabler")
+					fire_sound = 'sound/weapons/taser2.ogg'
+					hit_person_sound = 'sound/weapons/tap.ogg'
+					hit_wall_sound = 'sound/weapons/effects/searwall.ogg'
+					number_of_hits = 3
+					chance_to_fall = 70
+				if ("laser")
+					fire_sound = 'sound/weapons/laser.ogg'
+					hit_person_sound = 'sound/weapons/sear.ogg'
+					hit_wall_sound = 'sound/weapons/effects/searwall.ogg'
+					number_of_hits = 4
+					chance_to_fall = 70
+				if ("gun")
+					fire_sound = 'sound/weapons/shotgunshot.ogg'
+					hit_person_sound = 'sound/weapons/pierce.ogg'
+					hit_wall_sound = "ricochet"
+					number_of_hits = 2
+					chance_to_fall = 80
+
+			target.playsound_local(source, fire_sound, 25, 1)
+
+			if(prob(50))
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, hit_person_sound, 25, 1), rand(5,10))
+				hits += 1
+			else
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, hit_wall_sound, 25, 1), rand(5,10))
+
+			next_action = rand(CLICK_CD_RANGE, CLICK_CD_RANGE + 6)
+
+			if(hits >= number_of_hits && prob(chance_to_fall))
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1), next_action)
+				qdel(src)
+				return
+		if ("esword")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/blade1.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+			if (hits == 4)
+				target.playsound_local(source, get_sfx("bodyfall"), 25, 1)
+
+			next_action = rand(CLICK_CD_MELEE, CLICK_CD_MELEE + 6)
+			hits += 1
+
+			if (iterations_left == 1)
+				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 15, 1)
+		if ("harmbaton")
+			target.playsound_local(source, "swing_hit", 50, 1)
+			next_action = rand(CLICK_CD_MELEE, CLICK_CD_MELEE + 4)
+		if ("bomb")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/timer.ogg', 25, 0)
+			next_action = 15
+
+	iterations_left -= 1
+	if (iterations_left == 0)
+		qdel(src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/battle/Destroy()
+	. = ..()
+	source = null
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+
+/datum/hallucination/sounds
+
+/datum/hallucination/sounds/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, sound_type)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/turf/source = random_far_turf()
+	if(!sound_type)
+		sound_type = pick("airlock","airlock pry","console","explosion","far explosion","mech","glass","alarm","beepsky","mech","wall decon","door hack")
+	feedback_details += "Type: [sound_type]"
+	//Strange audio
+	switch(sound_type)
+		if("airlock")
+			target.playsound_local(source,'sound/machines/airlock.ogg', 30, 1)
+		if("airlock pry")
+			target.playsound_local(source,'sound/machines/airlock_alien_prying.ogg', 100, 1)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/machines/airlockforced.ogg', 30, 1), 50)
+		if("console")
+			target.playsound_local(source,'sound/machines/terminal_prompt.ogg', 25, 1)
+		if("explosion")
+			if(prob(50))
+				target.playsound_local(source,'sound/effects/explosion1.ogg', 50, 1)
+			else
+				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/effects/explosion2.ogg', 50, 1)
+		if("far explosion")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/effects/explosionfar.ogg', 50, 1)
+		if("glass")
+			target.playsound_local(source, pick('sound/effects/glassbr1.ogg','sound/effects/glassbr2.ogg','sound/effects/glassbr3.ogg'), 50, 1)
+		if("alarm")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/machines/alarm.ogg', 100, 0)
+		if("beepsky")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/voice/beepsky/freeze.ogg', 35, 0)
+		if("mech")
+			new /datum/hallucination/mech_sounds(C, forced, sound_type)
+		//Deconstructing a wall
+		if("wall decon")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/welder.ogg', 50, 1)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/items/welder2.ogg', 50, 1), 105)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/items/ratchet.ogg', 50, 1), 120)
+		//Hacking a door
+		if("door hack")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/items/screwdriver.ogg', 50, 1)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/machines/airlockforced.ogg', 30, 1), rand(40, 80))
+	qdel(src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/mech_sounds
+	var/mech_dir
+	var/steps_left
+	var/next_action = 0
+	var/turf/source
+
+/datum/hallucination/mech_sounds/New()
+	. = ..()
+	mech_dir = pick(GLOB.cardinals)
+	steps_left = rand(4, 9)
+	source = random_far_turf()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/mech_sounds/process(delta_time)
+	next_action -= delta_time
+	if (next_action > 0)
+		return
+
+	if(prob(75))
+		target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/mecha/mechstep.ogg', 40, 1)
+		source = get_step(source, mech_dir)
+	else
+		target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/mecha/mechturn.ogg', 40, 1)
+		mech_dir = pick(GLOB.cardinals)
+
+	steps_left -= 1
+	if (!steps_left)
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	next_action = 1
+
+/datum/hallucination/mech_sounds/Destroy()
+	. = ..()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/datum/hallucination/weird_sounds
+
+/datum/hallucination/weird_sounds/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE, sound_type)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/turf/source = random_far_turf()
+	if(!sound_type)
+		sound_type = pick("phone","hallelujah","highlander","laughter","hyperspace","game over","creepy","tesla")
+	feedback_details += "Type: [sound_type]"
+	//Strange audio
+	switch(sound_type)
+		if("phone")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg', 15)
+			for (var/next_rings in 1 to 3)
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg', 15), 25 * next_rings)
+		if("hyperspace")
+			target.playsound_local(null, 'sound/effects/hyperspace_begin.ogg', 50)
+		if("hallelujah")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/effects/pray_chaplain.ogg', 50)
+		if("highlander")
+			target.playsound_local(null, 'sound/misc/highlander.ogg', 50)
+		if("game over")
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/misc/compiler-failure.ogg', 50)
+		if("laughter")
+			if(prob(50))
+				target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/voice/human/womanlaugh.ogg', 50, 1)
+			else
+				target.playsound_local(source, pick('sound/voice/human/manlaugh1.ogg', 'sound/voice/human/manlaugh2.ogg'), 50, 1)
+		if("creepy")
+		//These sounds are (mostly) taken from Hidden: Source
+			target.playsound_local(source, pick(GLOB.creepy_ambience), 50, 1)
+		if("tesla") //Tesla loose!
+			target.playsound_local(source, 'sound/magic/lightningbolt.ogg', 35, 1)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/magic/lightningbolt.ogg', 65, 1), 30)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob, playsound_local), source, 'sound/magic/lightningbolt.ogg', 100, 1), 60)
+
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/hallucination/stray_bullet.dm b/code/modules/hallucination/stray_bullet.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..78cab79eb5787
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hallucination/stray_bullet.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+//hallucination projectile code in code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
+/datum/hallucination/stray_bullet
+
+/datum/hallucination/stray_bullet/New(mob/living/carbon/C, forced = TRUE)
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	..()
+	var/list/turf/startlocs = list()
+	for(var/turf/open/T in view(getexpandedview(world.view, 1, 1),target))
+		startlocs += T
+	for(var/turf/open/T in view(world.view,target)) // God this is bad
+		startlocs -= T
+	if(!startlocs.len)
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	var/turf/start = pick(startlocs)
+	var/proj_type = pick(subtypesof(/obj/projectile/hallucination))
+	feedback_details += "Type: [proj_type]"
+	var/obj/projectile/hallucination/H = new proj_type(start)
+	target.playsound_local(start, H.hal_fire_sound, 60, 1)
+	H.hal_target = target
+	H.preparePixelProjectile(target, start)
+	H.fire()
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defines.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defines.dm
index f8b65dad3234a..8c43340e14f5f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defines.dm
@@ -66,9 +66,6 @@
 	var/static/list/limb_icon_cache = list()
 
 	//halucination vars
-	var/image/halimage
-	var/image/halbody
-	var/obj/halitem
 	var/hal_screwyhud = SCREWYHUD_NONE
 	var/next_hallucination = 0
 	var/cpr_time = 1 //CPR cooldown.