speech_warbucks_old.lua

return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		REPAIRBOAT =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's in tip-top shape already.",
		},
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "I'd likely have better luck when it's more lethargic.",
			GENERIC = "Not possible, I'm afraid.",
			NOBITS = "I'm afraid there's nothing left.",
		},
		WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'll not scribble a word on that!",
        },
		RUMMAGE =
        {   
            GENERIC = "Harrumph. I'm not doing that.", 
        },
		COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "Mastery of the culinary arts occasionally eludes me.",
            TOOFAR = "Perhaps if I'm a bit closer...",
        },
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "No more room, I'm afraid.",
			NOTALLOWED = "It's not the proper place for that.",
		},
		CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'd rather not.",
            BURNING = "Quite a roaring fire, that.",
        },
        GIVE =
        {
            DEAD = "A bit too late for gifts, I'm afraid.",
            SLEEPING = "Perhaps when they're awake.",
            BUSY = "Seems a bit preoccupied just now.",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            KNOWN = "Haw! I learned that when I was but a school boy.",
            CANTLEARN = "Harrumph! Probably not worth knowing.",
        },
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "It seems I'm not able.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAGIC_FAIL = "Blasted magic!",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "You have bested me, sir!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "Egad! It's a boomerang.",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Hummph? What's that?",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Huzzah! Show yourself!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "A tad chilly out, don't you think?",
	ANNOUNCE_HOT = "This heat is sweltering.",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "I say, I'd best set up camp.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "A creature from the depths!",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Exquisite!",
		PAINFUL = "I'd best avoid that in the future.",
		SPOILED = "Horrid!",
		STALE = "Not the most savory meal.",
		INVALID = "One must keep standards, even in the wild.",
		YUCKY = "I say, that simply will not do.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "Now is not the time for slumber.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "Danger is afoot, this is no time to doze off!",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "Not the time for it.",
	ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "I demand better accommodations than this!",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "I'll rest after a good meal.'",
	ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Ah. The tree cover provides some respite.",
	ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "I say! That's a tad singed.",
	ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "Well, that got away from me.",
	ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "It's quite sodden.",
	ANNOUNCE_WET = "A touch drizzly today.",
	ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "Quite the downpour...",
	ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "I'm drenched!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "There are beasts lurking...",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I'm feeling rather peckish.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "Egads! Rather large beasts are lurking.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Zounds! I've lost the trail.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "Blimey, the trail is lost.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT= "An amusement of some sort.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "A feat sure to make the annals of the Gentleman's Club!",	
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "I say, old chap, you insult me!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "My blasted torch went out!",
	ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "I do believe the blasted thing is broken.",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "A bit of shoddy workmanship there.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "A bit of unpleasantness.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Huzzah! A trap has sprung!",
    ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "Bah! What could I be missing...?",
    ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "A slight tremblor.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "Bah! No time for sleep. I need my wits about me.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "I'll sleep after a proper meal.",
    ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Unfettered at last!",
    ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "Nothing like an education to keep the mind sharp.",
    ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "That was rather too easy.",
    ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "That was an education.",
    ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Egad! That smarts!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "Neither the time nor the place for sleep.",
    ANNOUNCE_BEES = "The bees are stirring.",
    ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "I say! I was rather taken by surprise!",
    ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "Not much to be learned from that, I'm afraid.",
    ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "I say! That fellow looks irate!",
    ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Bah! There are mosquitos about.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "Plenty of time for sleep tonight.",
    ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "Bah! I'm afraid it requires more manure.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nShould be easy enough to repair.",
	ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "Egads! That was close.",
	ANNOUNCE_VOLCANO_ERUPT = "Well there's a bit of excitement!",
	ANNOUNCE_TREASURE = "I say! There's treasure to be hunted!",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAB_ESCAPE = "The quarry has escaped!",
	ANNOUNCE_SHARX = "I don't like the looks of that dorsal fin.",
	ANNOUNCE_MORETREASURE = "I say! More treasure!",
	ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_TREASURE = "Bah! I cannot reach these ancient treasures!",
	ANNOUNCE_OTHER_WORLD_PLANT = "I'm afraid that will not grow here.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_WARN = "The fog is rather thick today.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_LOSECONTROL = "I seem to have gotten lost.",
	ANNOUNCE_MAPWRAP_RETURN = "At last the fog has lifted. But where am I now?",

	ANNOUNCE_MESSAGEBOTTLE =
	{
		"I seem to have forgotten my reading glasses.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_DAMAGED = "Gadzooks! I'm taking on water!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING = "Well this is a predicament...",
	ANNOUNCE_BOAT_SINKING_IMMINENT = "The end is nigh!",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "Blasted dark! I can't see!",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "Rather more pleasant in the light.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I'm afraid I can't carry a single thing more.",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAWL_FULL = "The trawl is full of treasure.",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "Not a bit of good can come from that!",
	ANNOUNCE_WAVE_BOOST = "That was a bit of luck.",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "A leviathan lurks nearby.",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Bah! I've lost the trail!",
	ANNOUNCE_WHALE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "Blasted waves! The trail is lost!",

	--PORKLAND 
	ANNOUCE_UNDERLEAFCANOPY = "I say, it's quite dark under this canopy.",
	ANNOUCE_ALARMOVER = "Well that sorted itself out, didn't it.",
	ANNOUCE_BATS = "Flying beasts! I've no quarrel with you!",
	ANNOUCE_OTHERWORLD_DEED = "I say! This is not local real estate.",
	ANNOUNCE_TOOLCORRODED = "Bah! The integrity of this tool has been eroded!",
	ANNOUNCE_TURFTOOHARD = "Rather willful bit of ground!",
	ANNOUNCE_GAS_DAMAGE = "Koff! Koff! Harrumph!",

	ANNOUNCE_SNEEZE = "Ah...CHOO!",	
	ANNOUNCE_HAYFEVER = "Bah! I'm rather congested.",	
	ANNOUNCE_HAYFEVER_OFF = "Huzzah! My sinuses have cleared!",	

	ANNOUNCE_PICKPOOP = {"Quite!","I say!","Oathsome bit of business!"},	
	ANNOUNCE_TOO_HUMID = {"This %s is rather stuffy.","This %s is sweltering."},	
	ANNOUNCE_DEHUMID = {"Relief, at last!", "Rather glad that's over.", "Zounds! A bit of respite."},	

	ANNOUNCE_PUGALISK_INVULNERABLE = {"That hide is too thick!", "Nary a crack!", "Bah! What am I doing wrong?"},
	
	ANNOUNCE_MYSTERY_FOUND = "There's definitely something here.",
	ANNOUNCE_MYSTERY_NOREWARD = "Harrumph. I don't see anything.",

	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "Huzzah! To arms!",
		PIG = "I shall defend my honour!",
		PREY = "I shall eat well tonight!",
		SPIDER = "Prepare to meet your doom!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "For King and Country!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "I'll live to fight another day!",
		PIG = "Rather prefer to keep my skin!",
		PREY = "I grant you one more day of life.",
		SPIDER = "Rather more interested in survival, thank you!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Run away! Run away!",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		BIGFISHINGROD = "This will catch a 'wopper'.",
		DEVTOOL = "I say!",
		DEVTOOL_NODEV = "That's a bit of business.",
		HOUNDFIRE = "Huzzah! I've seen those beasts portrayed in ruins.",
		INVENTORYGRAVE = "Poor fellow.",
		INVENTORYMOUND = "Poor fellow.",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "I say, I finally have a bit of peace and quiet.",
		ROCK = "Ah! Nothing like a bit of geology to soothe the soul.",
		SLURPERPELT = "The ancients most certainly made use of such things.",
		TREECLUMP = "I'm afraid the way is blocked.",
		TURF_DESERTDIRT = "A bit of dirt, I believe.",
		TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "A bit of fungus, I believe.",
		TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "A bit of fungus, I believe.",
		TURF_SWAMP = "A bit of swamp, I believe.",
		WATERMELON_SEEDS = "Watermelon would make a fine treat.",
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "I say, it looks a little under the weather.",
		GLOMMER = "I say, old chap, what do you want?",
        GLOMMERFLOWER = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "The smell has a bit of an after taste to it.",
        	DEAD = "The smell isn't nearly as unpleasant now.",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "I rather miss that beast.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "A bit of messy business.",
        BELL = "Ah, the ringing of the bells.",
        MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "Sniff, sniff. Smells like a nesting ground.",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {	
        	GENERIC = "A fascinating shrine to a flying beast.",
        	EMPTY = "Oh phooey, it's been cleaned out.",
    	},
		WEBBERSKULL = "Alas, poor... Yorick?",
		MOLE =
		{
			HELD = "Huzzah! I've caught it.",
			UNDERGROUND = "I believe a beast is hiding under there.",
			ABOVEGROUND = "You little rascal...",
		},
		MOLEHILL = "Aha! I've found its home.",
		MOLEHAT = "Huzzah! Rather makes it easier to explore ruins in the dark!",
		NIGHTSTICK = "Rather intriguing technology!",
		RABBITHOUSE=
		{
			GENERIC = "I say! What fantastic society built that!",
			BURNT = "Pity. I should've liked to study that more.",
		},
		TURF_DECIDUOUS = "A bit of evergreen, I believe.",
		TURF_SANDY = "A bit of sand, I believe.",
		TURF_BADLANDS = "A bit of ground, I believe.",
		BEARGER = "I say! You're a big fellow.",
		BEARGERVEST = "Quite snug in this!",
		ICEPACK = "This will come in handy.",
		MOONROCKNUGGET = "I say! A rather intriguing bit of geology!",
		ROCK_MOON = "If I'm not mistaken, that's a bit of the moon!",
		BEARGER_FUR = "And what does one do with this?",
		FURTUFT = "A bit of lint!",
		BIGFOOT = "I say! That's alarming!",
		BONESHARD = "I prefer to study whole bones.",
		BUZZARD = "Ah! A carrion bird!",
		CACTUS = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I say, it's a bit prickly.",
			PICKED = "Put up a bit of a fight, by golly.",
		},
		CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "A fair meal, but one can do better.",
		CACTUS_MEAT = "It will need to be properly prepared, of course.",
		CACTUS_FLOWER = "I say! This would be exquisite in a salad.",
		COLDFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "I say, it needs some stoking.",
			GENERIC = "A rather remarkable fire.",
			HIGH = "That's a roaring fire.",
			LOW = "It would behoove me to add some fuel.",
			NORMAL = "Rather pleasant cool fire.",
			OUT = "Blast! It's gone out.",
		},
		CATCOON = "I'm rather wary of those creatures.",
		CATCOONDEN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Fascinating! It's the home of those cat fellows.",
			EMPTY = "It's empty. Pity.",
		},
		CATCOONHAT = "I say! It's a capital cat cap!",
		COONTAIL = "A fine memento of the hunt.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "Patience is a virtue.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "I shall be enjoying a fine meal promptly.",
			DONE = "I say! That was well worth the effort.",
			EMPTY = "I could do a bit of cooking with this.",
			BURNT = "Oh bother.",
		},
		EYEBRELLAHAT =	"This is certainly high fashion.",
		ARMORDRAGONFLY = "I say! What ancient societies used this?",
		DRAGON_SCALES = "Quite iridescent.",
		DRAGONFLYCHEST = "I say, that should protect the treasures from flames.",
		DECIDUOUSTREE = 
		{
			BURNING = "It's ablaze!",
			BURNT = "Well. That's a bit of business.",
			CHOPPED = "One can learn alot from that by studying the rings.",
			GENERIC = "I do believe that's a tree.",
			POISON = "I say! That tree has acquired an eyeball!",
		},
		ACORN_COOKED = "Ah, a cooked snack.",
		BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "I say! That vegetation is mobile!",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "One can learn a lot by studying agriculture.",
			GROWING = "Cultivating rather nicely.",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "It could do with a bit of manure.",
			BURNT = "A shame, really.",
		},
		COLDFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "I really should attend to that.",
			GENERIC = "Fascinating bit of science.",
			HIGH = "It's rather exuberant.",
			LOW = "It could do with some stoking.",
			NORMAL = "Ah...A nice brisk, breezy fire.",
			OUT = "Aha! A place for a cold fire.",
		},
		FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
		{	
			ON = "I say, it's an automated fire brigade!",
			OFF = "It appears it has been turned off.",
			LOWFUEL = "I believe it is running low on fuel.",
		},
		ICEHAT = "Quite useful for the heat.",
		LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I say! I do like those horns.",
			CHARGED = "Huzzah! A buzzing young buck!",
		},
		LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "Rather electrifying!",
		GOATMILK = "Invigorating!",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "At last, some civilized food.",
			DRYING = "It's drying nicely.",
			DRYINGINRAIN = "This rain rather complicates the drying process.",
			GENERIC = "One can get some decent food with that.",
			BURNT = "A pity...",
		},
		MERMHEAD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Bah! Signs of a savage society.",
			BURNT = "I can't say I'm bothered by that.",
		},
		MERMHOUSE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I should like to study this society.",
			BURNT = "A pity. Now I cannot study it.",
		},
		FLOWERSALAD = "Nothing like a salad to invigorate ones soul.",
        ICECREAM = "I say, this is a bit of a treat.",
        WATERMELONICLE = "A fine saccharine delicacy.",
        TRAILMIX = "Good for the constitution.",
        HOTCHILI = "Ho ho! That is quite piquant!",
        GUACAMOLE = "A tad zesty.",
		MOOSE = "Huzzah! A rare quarry.",
		MOOSEEGG = "That is an egg of elephantine proportions.",
		MOSSLING = "Quite charming!",
		FEATHERFAN = "Ah... this will keep out the heat.",
		TROPICALFAN = "Ah... this will keep out the heat.",
		GOOSE_FEATHER = "A meager trophy.",
		STAFF_TORNADO = "I say, this has a bit of bluster!",
		PIGHEAD = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "It appears there are warring societies here.",
			BURNT = "Bah! Completely unneccessary carnage!",
		},
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "I say! These pigs are quite civilized!",
			GENERIC = "Crude, but rather functional.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "They've turned in for the night.",
			BURNT = "A pity it can't be studied now.",
		},
		FERTILIZER = "Harrumph. Odious bit of business...",
		RAINOMETER = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "A barometer of sorts.",
			BURNT = "I'm afraid it's malfunctioned.",
		},
		RAINCOAT = "Ah, a nice Mackintosh for the rain.",
		RAINHAT = "A necessary accessory.",
		RESEARCHLAB = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "It's prudent to broaden one's horizons.",
			BURNT = "A setback, to be sure.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB2 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I've dabbled in a bit of alchemy from time to time.",
			BURNT = "Atrocious!",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB3 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I say, this seems rather macabre.",
			BURNT = "Pity...",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB4 = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I'm not above learning some of the dark arts.",
			BURNT = "A shame, really.",
		},
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather reassuring that.",
			BURNT = "Oh bother.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A piece of frozen water.",
			MELTED = "Just water now.",
		},
		ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "Just water now.",
		ICE = "Should come in handy in the summer months.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "Keeps the heat away rather nicely.",
		HAWAIIANSHIRT = "Not my usual fashion, but the fabric is quite breathable.",
		TENT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather crude, but it'll have to do.",
			BURNT = "I say! Where shall I sleep now?",
		},
		SIESTAHUT = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A bit of respite from the heat.",
			BURNT = "Rather ruins my naptime.",
		},
		TRANSISTOR = "A curious contraption.",
		TREASURECHEST = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A place for all my accumulated wealth.",
			BURNT = "Rather poorly made.",
		},
		TUMBLEWEED = "One never knows what one may find searching diaspore.",
		GRASS_UMBRELLA = "A tasteful way to keep out the elements.",
		PALMLEAF_UMBRELLA = "I say, this makes for a bit of cover.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "It's all but complete.",
		WALL_HAY = 
		{	
			GENERIC = "Rather crude, but it'll have to do I'm afraid.",
			BURNT = "That came as little surprise.",
		},
		WALL_WOOD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A wall of reasonable strength.",
			BURNT = "I suppose wood does burn.",
		},
		WARG = "I say! He looks rather angry!",
		WATERMELON = "Quite enticing. But would be better cooked.",
		WATERMELON_COOKED = "Ahh... a delightful treat.",
		WATERMELONHAT = "Rather makes for a fetching hat.",
		WINTEROMETER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Quite a clever way to tell the climate.",
			BURNT = "A shame.",
		},
		HOME = "Hearth and home.",
		HOMESIGN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Ah! Civilization.",
			UNWRITTEN = "Odd. There's nothing written here.",
			BURNT = "Met a bit of bad luck, it seems.",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			READY = "I say, the honey is ready to harvest.",
			FULLHONEY = "I say, the honey is ready to harvest!",
			GENERIC = "Ah, the elixir of life.",
			NOHONEY = "I'm afraid it's not ready yet.",
			SOMEHONEY = "It's best to leave it a touch longer.",
			BURNT = "Rather too good a job of smoking those bees out!",
		},
		LIVINGTREE = "I say! One might think that tree had a mouth.",
		ICESTAFF = "A rather chilling weapon. Haw haw!",
		WORMLIGHT = "I say, this is a curious piece of fruit.",
		WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "Rather coarse.",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "I believe it's just a plant.",
		    DIRT = "Rather odd...",
		    WORM = "That was rather unexpected!",
		},
		WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "What an extraordinary plant!",
		EEL = "A slippery fish.",
		EEL_COOKED = "Tolerable, but not exquisite.",
		UNAGI = "I say! Rather enjoyable when prepared this way.",
		EYETURRET = "I say! It's rather ancient technology.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "I should like to study this while it's working.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "A horn from that rather savage beast.",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "One hopes the treasure within is as ornate.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "Huzzah! These look quite intriguing!",
		POND = "One wonders what lies within its depths.",
		POND_ALGAE = "Rather useless plant matter.",
		GREENSTAFF = "I say! This makes dismantling objects quite a bit easier.",
		POTTEDFERN = "A fine decoration.",

		BOOK_BIRDS = "A choice publication for the Avian Society.",
		BOOK_TENTACLES = "A book of horrors.",
		BOOK_GARDENING = "I say, this book is growing on me.",
		BOOK_BRIMSTONE = "Quite fatalistic.",
		BOOK_SLEEP = "Quite a tiresome tome.",
		LUCY = "A handsome axe!",
		BALLOONS_EMPTY = "Rather too small to use as a dirigible.",
		SPEAR_WATHGRITHR = "Nicely crafted! Though clearly not ancient.",
		WAXWELLJOURNAL = "Ghastly!",

		ABIGAIL_FLOWER = 
		{ 
			GENERIC = "Quite charming.",
			LONG = "I should like a lapel to put this in.",
			MEDIUM = "Bbruugh... I've got a touch of the willies",
			SOON = "My word!",
			HAUNTED_POCKET = "I say, I'm in a bit of a dither.",
			HAUNTED_GROUND = "There are some things one should not mess with.",
		},

		THULECITE = "Quite magnificent! A capital find!",
		ARMORRUINS = "I say! This armor is quite dapper.",
		RUINS_BAT = "I'm quite fond of this weapon!",
		RUINSHAT = "Huzzah! A head piece made of artifacts.",
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE = --Keeps track of the nightmare cycle
		{
			CALM = "All is well.",	--Calm phase
			WARN = "It seems something is afoot.",	--Before nightmare
			WAXING = "I'm afraid there's been an upsurge in ghastliness.", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
			STEADY = "I believe we've hit the apex.", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
			WANING = "Thank goodness the horrors are waning.", --Nightmare 66% +
			DAWN = "My word that was onerous.", --After nightmare
			NOMAGIC = "It seems there is a problem.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
		},
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "A ghoulish game piece!",
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "A ghastly turret!",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "Quite a knightmare!",
		MINOTAUR = "I say! He rather doesn't want me to be here!",	--Monster in labyrinth
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "An abseiling arachnid!",	--White spider that comes from the roof
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "Vibrantly unsettling.",	--Lights that activate during nightmare.
		GREENGEM = "Huzzah! A jade jackpot!",
		RELIC = "Ah yes! Think of the history it will reveal!",	--Fixed relic
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "Bah! One cannot properly study it like this!",	--Broken relic
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "Rather clever!",	--Works as axe and pickaxe
		ORANGESTAFF = "This certainly saves on traveling time.",	--Teleports player.
		YELLOWAMULET = "I feel invigorated!",	--Emits light, player walks faster.
		GREENAMULET = "I say! This is rather economical.",	--Reduce cost of crafting

		SLURPER = "Rather parasitic.",
		SLURPER_PELT = "I say! A pelt could be quite useful!",
		ARMORSLURPER = "Wearing hunted animals makes one feel quite viril!",
		ORANGEAMULET = "Gathers items without the bothersome act of bending down.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "Illuminating!",
		YELLOWGEM = "Looks like a bit of amber.",
		ORANGEGEM = "I say! This gem appears quite valuable.",
		PALMTREE =
        {
			BURNING = "I've always enjoyed a roaring fire.",
			BURNT = "I say, is there no one around to clean this mess?",
			CHOPPED = "That tree has been hunted already.",
			GENERIC = "A rather equtorial tree.",
		},
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "Riveting.",
			GEMS = "It's missing something...",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "Quite a clever device.",
			GEMS = "Empty, I'm afraid.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "An illuminating artifact!",

        LIGHTER = "A rather clever way to start a fire!",
        ANCIENT_ALTAR =
        {
        	WORKING = "A superb monument from a savage civilization.",
        	BROKEN = "Only half formed. I should like to see it whole.",
        },  
        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "Only half formed, I'm afraid.",

        ANCIENT_STATUE = "A pity it doesn't put up much of a fight.",

        LICHEN = "Rather prefer these cooked.",
		CUTLICHEN = "I shan't eat it by itself. But it'll do as a garnish.",

        CAVE_BANANA = "I'll not eat it straight from the tree like that.",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "I do enojy a nice cooked banana.",
        CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "I say, that's rather gauche!",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "Curious how these can grow down here...",
        ROCKY = "I say! He seems craggy!",

        BLUEAMULET = "Quite the chilling find!",
		PURPLEAMULET = "I'm quite mad about this gem!",
		TELESTAFF = "Rather adventuresome tool.",
		MINERHAT = "Quite useful in the dark.",
		MONKEY = "I say, throwing poop is rather uncivilized!",
		MONKEYBARREL = "It smells rather like those barbaric creatures.",

		HOUNDSTOOTH= "The artifact of a rather intimidating creature.",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL= "Quite durable!",
		BAT= "I say! They'll drive one batty!",
		BATBAT = "A rather macabre hunting weapon.",
		BATWING= "Ghastly!",
		BATWING_COOKED= "Rather gamey.",
		BEDROLL_FURRY= "Huzzah! The means to a good night's sleep!",
		BUNNYMAN= "I say! It's an upright cuniculus!",
		FLOWER_CAVE= "A rather luminous flower.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE= "A rather luminous flower.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE= "A rather luminous flower.",
		GUANO= "My word!",
		LANTERN= "Finally, a civilized way to carry light.",
		LIGHTBULB= "Rather enlightening, but I shant eat that raw.",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL= "A gluteal artifact.",
		MUSHTREE_TALL=
		{
            GENERIC = "A towering fungal atrocity.",
            BLOOM = "It blooms rather spore-atically. Haw haw!",
        },
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM=
		{
            GENERIC = "A flourishing fugus.",
            BLOOM = "Oh dear. I hope it's not spreading blight.",
        },
		MUSHTREE_SMALL=
		{
            GENERIC = "A tiny tree of toxin.",
            BLOOM = "Rather deranged.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "Quite a quagmire of a tree.",
        SPORE_TALL = "An indigo spore.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM = "An aquamarine spore.",
        SPORE_SMALL = "A fuchsia spore.",
        SPORE_TALL_INV = "No doubt it's worth something.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM_INV = "No doubt it's worth something.",
        SPORE_SMALL_INV = "No doubt it's worth something.",
		MUSHTREE_TALL="A towering fungal atrocity.",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="A flourishing fungus.",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL="A tiny tree of toxin.",

		SLURTLE="Curious, it's shell is an ancient helm!",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="Bother! It shattered.",
		SLURTLEHAT="I feel rather Grecian.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="Rather dingy in there.",
		SLURTLESLIME="Glutinous and illuminating.",
		SNURTLE="A well armoured source of slime.",
		SPIDER_HIDER="Shy little fellow.",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="I say! That's rather rude!",
		SPIDERHOLE="Aha! I have discovered a spider den.",
		STALAGMITE="No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="No doubt the Geological Society would find that interesting.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="Rather solid.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="Rather solid.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="Rather solid.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="Rather solid.",

		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "Quite refined.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "With enough of these I could play a round of chess.",
		TURF_DIRT = "Uncultivated.",
		TURF_FOREST = "Luxuriant, but overrun.",
		TURF_GRASS = "Rustic.",
		TURF_MARSH = "Bah! It's unsophisticated.",
		TURF_ROAD = "I applaud the attempt at sophistication.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "Rather rough around the edges.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "A touch dry.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "Has a tad of sophistication.",
		TURF_DRAGONFLY = "I say! this looks incombustible!",

		TURF_CAVE="Rather dank.",
		TURF_FUNGUS="A touch of mildew in this.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="Rather unsophisticated.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="Rustic.",
		TURF_MUD="Quite unsophisticated.",
		
		TURKEYDINNER = "I should like this with some figgy pudding.",
		TWIGS = "I'm sure I can find a use for these.",
		POWCAKE = "Bah! It's barely fit for an animal!",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = 
        {
            GENERIC="Huzzah! It leads somewhere!",
            OPEN = "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "I say, that looks like a way out.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = "I say, that must lead somewhere.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE_RUINS = "I say, that must lead somewhere.",

        CAVE_ENTRANCE_OPEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I say, that must lead somewhere.",
            OPEN = "Plenty of discoveries in there, I should think.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It appears to be a way out.",
            OPEN = "Shall I?",
        },

		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "I prefer a robust military march.",
		PIGGUARD = "I say, old chap! What are you guarding?",
		BOOMERANG = "The artifact of a hunting civilization, no doubt.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "Always up for a bit of adventure.",
		AMULET = "Huzzah! Looks rather invulnerable!",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "Aha! I've got the trail.",
		ARMORGRASS = "Barely adequate protection but it will have to do.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "Rather burdensome but quite dependable.",
		ARMORWOOD = "A commendable attempt at protection.",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "Rather durable, yet there's something unsound about it.",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather ashen.",
			REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "A pity. I should've liked to study that.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "The artifact of a captivating bone.",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "Bah! There's nothing left to study!",
		},
		AXE = "A tool favoured by many ancient societies.",
		BABYBEEFALO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather captivating.",
			SLEEPING = "Lethargic.",
		},
		BACKPACK = "A satchel to put one's treasures in.",
		BACONEGGS = "Eggs and a rasher of bacon does improve ones constitution.",
		BANDAGE = "For dressing ones wounds.",
		BASALT = "Rather impervious, I'm afraid.",
		BEARDHAIR = "I say, this is boorish!",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "A far cry from my usual sleeping arrangements.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "They're rather busy!",
			HELD = "Its humming is rather tedious.",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "I seem to have picked up a straggler.",
			GENERIC = "I say, that is quite the hide!",
			NAKED = "Haw haw! It's quite amusing shaved like that.",
			SLEEPING = "Lethargic.",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "One feels rather ungulate in this.",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "A souvenir.",
		BEEHIVE = "Rather bustling.",
		BEEMINE = "Warfare which adopts to the materials at one's disposal.",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "It's emitting a buzzing sound.",
		BEEHAT = "Beekeeping is a fine hobby to invest ones time in.",
		BERRIES = "Rather elementary. But perhaps one can add them to a recipe.",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "A touch better than eating them raw.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "Quite fruitless at the moment.",
			WITHERED = "Rather unfit for the weather, I'm afraid.",
			GENERIC = "A common berry bush.",
			PICKED = "It's been relieved of its fruit.",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather ornate cage.",
			OCCUPIED = "Domestication has its uses.",
			SLEEPING = "I say, he's a lackadaisical fellow!",
			HUNGRY = "Feeding these creatures is getting rather tedious.",
			STARVING = "It's malnourished, I'm afraid.",
			DEAD = "Bother! Not even worth examining.",
			SKELETON = "I'm afraid it's dead.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "Rather efficient.",
		BIRD_EGG = "I do enjoy a good egg for breakfast.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "A competent meal.",
		BISHOP = "I say, a chess match does sound like jolly good fun.",
		BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "Bad bishop!",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "Ignites a bit of excitement!",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "Rather tiresome!",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "Used in ancient warfare.",
		BLUEGEM = "Chilling beauty.",
		BLUEPRINT = "This shall be put to good use.",
		BELL_BLUEPRINT = "I say, this looks rather deadly!",
		BLUE_CAP = "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Quite intoxicating.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Experimenting with fungus is rather audacious.",
			INGROUND = "Rather inaccessible like that.",
			PICKED = "Already plucked from the earth.",
		},
		BOARDS = "Rather more civilized!",
		BONESTEW = "Quite hardy.",
		BUGNET = "Advantageous. But only if I don't want to hurt the bugs.",
		BUSHHAT = "I say! Rather clever camoflauge!",
		BUTTER = "A dab of butter makes it better.",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "A first rate addition to a butterfly collection.",
			HELD = "One wishes one had a killing jar...",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "An ornate bit of baking.",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "Charming!",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "Rather low.",
			GENERIC = "Quite cozy.",
			HIGH = "A roaring fire!",
			LOW = "It could do with another log.",
			NORMAL = "Keeps the beasts at bay.",
			OUT = "Dash it all! It's gone out.",
		},
		CANE = "Nothing more genteel than good walking cane.",
		CARROT = "I rather prefer them roasted.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "Ahh. Good for the digestion.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "Growing quite nicely.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "It would behoove me to plant this in a garden.",
		CAVE_FERN = "A bit of decoration.",
		CHARCOAL = "Rather useful bit of ash.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "I'm afraid it's reached its endgame.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "It's been fianchettoed!",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "No doubt sacrificed to protect the king.",
		CHESTER = "I seem to have picked up a pet.",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Quite an amalgamation.",
			WAITING = "I say, is it...sleeping?",
		},
		COOKEDMEAT = "Rather bland without some seasoning.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "That does not look agreeable.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Would hardly qualify as a snack.",
		CORN = "A nice corn dish would go great with dinner.",
		CORN_COOKED = "Quite extraordinary!",
		CORN_SEEDS = "I do enjoy growing corn.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "Ah! A corvus!",
			HELD = "A bird in the hand...",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "Quaint, but quite useful.",
		CUTREEDS = "Crude, but quite useful.",
		CUTSTONE = "One may build many civilized things with this.",
		DEADLYFEAST = "A macabre meal.",
		DEERCLOPS = "I say! He looks quite irate!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "A first-rate trophy!",
		DIRTPILE = "Worth a closer examination.",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "Barely transmitting a hum.",
			GENERIC = "A sophisticated bit of equipment.",
			HOT = "It's around here somewhere!",
			WARM = "The quarry is near!",
			WARMER = "I'm quite close!",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Looks rather sophisticated.",
			READY = "I'm afraid it needs a key to work.",
			UNLOCKED = "It's functioning!",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "Quite refined.",
		DRAGONFLY = "I say! You're quite beastly!",
		LAVASPIT = 
		{
			HOT = "Quite a cholaric bit of fluid!",
			COOL = "Rather phlegmatic.",
		},
		LAVA_POND = "A dangerous bit of business.",
		LAVAE = "I say, it's quite dazzling!",
		LAVAE_PET = 
		{
			STARVING = "Undernourished at the moment.",
			HUNGRY = "What kind of food would satisfy such a creature?",
			CONTENT = "It seems quite fulfilled currently.",
			GENERIC = "I seem to have acquired a rather calamitous pet.",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Fascinating! I believe that egg is on fire!",
		},
		LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "It's caught a chill.",
			COMFY = "Currently content.",
		},
		LAVAE_TOOTH = "A rare artifact for my collection.",
		DRAGONFRUIT = "Rather more bland than it looks.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "A touch more tasty like this.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "I should plant these.",
		DRAGONPIE = "Pie for desert. How urbane!",
		DRUMSTICK = "A bit of meat in need of cooking.",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Rather more tasty in this state.",
		DURIAN = "Bah! Odious fruit.",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "Still odious but a touch more palatable.",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "Seeds of the odious fruit.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "I say, these would be all the fashion back home.",
		EGGPLANT = "Rather in need of roasting.",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "A bit of roasted vegetable is good for ones innards.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "I should like to plant these.",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "Quite delectable.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "This would do better in the ground.",
		DUG_GRASS = "This would do better in the ground.",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "This would do better in the ground.",
		DUG_SAPLING = "This would do better in the ground.",
		EARMUFFS = "I say, these would be all the fashion back home.",
		ACORN = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "Rather useless as is.",
		    PLANTED = "It should grow into a fine tree.",
		},
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "Alarming!",
			BURNT = "Well that's done.",
			CHOPPED = "It's been razed.",
			GENERIC = "A fine pine.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "Alarming!",
			BURNT = "Well that's done.",
			CHOPPED = "It's been razed.",
			GENERIC = "Rather pathetic looking.",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "Ra-ther! It's quite ghoulish!",
		FEATHERHAT = "Rather garish.",
		FEATHER_CROW = "A feathered artifact.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "A feathered artifact.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "A handsome feathered artifact.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "I say, she's rather grisly.",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "I should like to capture those.",
			HELD = "Rather useful, these.",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "I say! Infernal creature!",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Quite in need of fuel.",
			GENERIC = "A cozy convenience.",
			HIGH = "A rather roaring fire!",
			LOW = "It could do with another log.",
			NORMAL = "A fine cozy fire to gather 'round.",
			OUT = "Dash it all! It's gone out!",
		},
		FIRESTAFF = "Quite an incendiary instrument.",
		FISH = "I've caught it!",
		FISHINGROD = "Ah fishing. The cornerstone to many societies.",
		FISHSTICKS = "A bit of refined food.",
		FISHTACOS = "Quite worldly.",
		FISH_MED = "A standard sized fish.",
		FISH_MED_COOKED = "Rather bland, but edible.",
		FISH_COOKED = "Rather bland, but edible.",
		FLINT = "A useful bit of rock.",
		FLOWER = "Quite delicate.",
		FLOWERHAT = "I should hope no one sees me in such a state.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "Rather hideous.",
		FOLIAGE = "Rather bland bit of leafage.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "A wonderful hat made of pig bottom.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "Ah. Reminds me of my dissecting days.",
			GENERIC = "Rather skittery!",
			SLEEPING = "I'll not disturb it.",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "Thank goodness for the Earl's invention.",
		FROGLEGS = "A delicacy when cooked.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Ah yes! Some cuisses de grenouille.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "A wide assortment of fruit.",
		GEARS = "Rather practical for clockwork contraptions.",
		GHOST = "Bah! Ghastly!",
        GHOST_SAILOR = "Ah! A spectral seafarer!",
		GOLDENAXE = "A rather elegant tool for chopping.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "A rather elegant tool for fracturing rocks.",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "A rather elegant tool for groundwork.",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "A rather elegant tool for digging things.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "I say, this brings a shine to my eye!",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "In desperate need of fertilizer.",
			WITHERED = "Rather too hot for it, I'm afraid.",
			BURNING = "Quite a blaze!",
			GENERIC = "A rather mundane tuft of grass.",
			PICKED = "It's been picked through, I'm afraid.",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "A strange irrational fungus.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Consuming cooked mushrooms is a tad more level headed.",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "A strange irrational fungus.",
			INGROUND = "It needs to be plucked out of its hole.",
			PICKED = "It's been harvested already.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "Explosive!",
		HAMBAT = "A peculiar weapon.",
		HAMMER = "Rather blunt.",
		HEALINGSALVE = "Ahhh. Quite soothing.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			FROZEN = "Quite frozen.",
			COLD = "Rather cool.",
			GENERIC = "It's a simple rock.",
			WARM = "Tepid.",
			HOT = "I say, it's burning up!",
		},
		HONEY = "Nectar of the gods!",
		HONEYCOMB = "Rather sweet.",
		HONEYHAM = "A proper meal for the properly civilized.",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "A sweet treat.",
		HORN = "A rather useful trophy.",
		HOUND = "I say! That's a monstrous mongrel!",
		HOUNDMOUND = "You never know what one may find in a midden.",
		HOUNDBONE = "Clearly the work of a predator.",
		ICEBOX = "Every civilized person should have one.",
		ICEHOUND = "I say! That's a chilling quadruped!",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I feel quite unsound.",
			INACTIVE = "Rather ominous looking but it's just a stone.",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "Ahh. Like grand-mama used to make.",
		KABOBS = "Meat on a stick. What a novel idea!",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather pokey insects.",
			HELD = "Captured for future use.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "You'll not fork me, knight!",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "I say! That's a rare beast!",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "I say! That trunk would make a cozy vest.",
		KRAMPUS = "Bah! Humbug!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "A rather festive satchel.",
		LEIF = "I say! He's rather combatative for a conifer!",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "A rather pitiful pine.",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "I say, it's quite vivacious.",
			GENERIC = "A bit of protection in a storm.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "I say! He looks like a jaunty fellow!",
		LIVINGLOG = "This dead tree is alarmingly alive.",
		LOCKEDWES = "He's been trapped!",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "Ahh. Nice and cozy.",
			GENERIC = "A log fit for a fire.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "Alluring!",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "I say! I could plant it!",
		MALE_PUPPET = "Rather gholish.",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "More pleasant to be around like this.",
			GENERIC = "Quite a cacophony!",
			PICKED = "Infernal caterwauling!",
		},
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "Simple yet satisfying.",
		MANDRAKESOUP = "Invigorating!",
		MARBLE = "Rather opulent!",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "I say, it's quite sturdy.",
		MARBLETREE = "I require something stronger than an axe for that!",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "Engulfed in flames.",
			GENERIC = "Quite thorny.",
			PICKED = "Prickly.",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "Full of leafage.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "I can't say that was unexpected.",
			BURNT = "Ashen.",
			CHOPPED = "Not as fertile as its brethren.",
			GENERIC = "Rather prickly fellow.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "Rather arrogant chap.",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "Harrumph. Bigheaded blowhard.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "Curious device.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "I shall have to locate the key!",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "A tad grandiose for my taste.",
		MEAT = "I could use this as food!",
		MEATBALLS = "Ahh. A proper meal.",
		MEAT_DRIED = "A light meal whilst on the hunt.",
		MERM = "I say! I wonder what a piscine civilization looks like.",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "I prefer my meals sans hair, thank you.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "Rather grotesque.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Not fit for a civilized gentleman.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Blasted bugs! Away with you!",
			HELD = "Rather less annoying when captured.",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "Makes things a touch more sanguine.",
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "Ghoulish.",
			GENERIC = "Rather morose.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "Quite uncanny!",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "Rather aberrant.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "I say! It's a rather ghastly sword.",
		NITRE = "I say! This can be made into gunpowder!",
		ONEMANBAND = "Reminds me of my regimental band.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "A gilded chest. How lavish!",
		PANFLUTE = "I suppose I could carry a tune if the neccessity arises.",
		PAPYRUS = "I say, one could make paper with this!",
		PENGUIN = "They appear quite organized.",
		PERD = "Rather noisy bird.",
		PEROGIES = "Quite savory.",
		PETALS = "Rather ornate.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "There's something bizarre about these.",
		PICKAXE = "An instrument to hunt for fossils.",
		PIGGYBACK = "A satchel for keeping ones treasures.",
		PIGKING = "Fascinting! I wonder if he'd be open to negotiations.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "I say!",
			FOLLOWER = "I have acquired a party.",
			GENERIC = "Rather curious porcine humaniod.",
			GUARD = "I say, old chap! What are you guarding?",
			WEREPIG = "I say! He's rather hirsute.",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "Rather useful in many civilizations.",
		PIGTORCH = "Rather crude construction.",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "I should plant this.",
		    PLANTED = "A fine tree.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "A tool for ground work.",
		PLANTMEAT = "Fascinating! Meat from agriculture.",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "Quaint, but it'll do.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "A rather ordinary plant.",
			GROWING = "It's germinating.",
			READY = "Ripe for harvesting.",
			WITHERED = "I'm afraid this weather got the best of it.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "A seedy fruit.",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "Archaic, but edible.",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "This will grow some pomegranates.",
		POOP = "I say! That's repugnant.",
		PUMPKIN = "A stable vegetable.",
		SCORCHED_SKELETON = "Bah! Not worth studying it in this state.",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "I say! What a treat!",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Hearty.",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "Quite cheery.",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "Seeds for a pumpkin.",
		PURPLEGEM = "A gruesome beauty!",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "I say! Is it rabbiting season?",
			HELD = "Captured!",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather dark in there.",
			SPRING = "Blast! It's not rabbiting season.",
		},
		RATATOUILLE = "A proper meal.",
		RAZOR = "One must keep oneself presentable.",
		REDGEM = "A torrid gem.",
		RED_CAP = "Rather dangerous to mess with this fungus.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "Rather unsound to consume.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Local fauna.",
			INGROUND = "Quite unreachable.",
			PICKED = "It's been harvested already.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "Rather fervent flames.",
			GENERIC = "I could use those.",
			PICKED = "One must give it time to grow back.",
		},
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I say! This is quite fascinating!",
            BROKEN = "Bah! One can't study it like this!",
        },
        RUBBLE = "Dash it all! They're broken.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "A restorative stone.",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "Rather paltry.",
			HELD = "A bird in the hand...",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "Handsome.",
			HELD = "A bird in the hand...",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "A ghastly automaton.",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "I say! It's a lava pit.",
			OUT = "It's cooled.",
			LOW = "Not as scorching as one might expect.",
			NORMAL = "I say! It's a pit of lava!",
		},
		ROCKS = "They could contain fossils!",
        ROOK = "A roaming turret!",
        ROPE = "Rather handy!",
		ROTTENEGG = "Odious!",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Sobering.",
			INACTIVE = "It has disappeared into the ground.",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "Inevitable.",
			WITHERED = "Rather unsuited for the weather.",
			GENERIC = "Those twigs could be good for something.",
			PICKED = "Nothing left here for me.",
		},
		SEEDS = "I should plant these.",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "Barely suitable for tea time.",
		SEWING_KIT = "One must make one's own repairs whilst on adventure.",
		SHOVEL = "An instrument well suited for digging.",
		SILK = "It's quite a fine cloth!",
		SKELETON = "One never knows what secrets a skeleton keeps.",
		SKELETON_PLAYER = "I feel a chill.",
		SKULLCHEST = "What morbid treasures are contained within?",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Quite dimunitive.",
			HUNGRY = "Rather thin.",
			STARVING = "I say! It looks famished!",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "Properly prepared it might make for a tea time snack.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Rather useful for eating while on the move.",
		SPAT = "I say! What a horrid creature!",
		SPEAR = "A primitive hunting weapon.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "Conquered.",
			GENERIC = "Rather aggressive!",
			SLEEPING = "I've caught it napping.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "Rather dank in there.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "Repulsive.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "Vile!",
		SPIDERHAT = "A horrifying hat!",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "I say! She seems annoyed.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "It has been bested!",
			GENERIC = "He seems guarded.",
			SLEEPING = "Rather useless as a guard just now.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "Blast! It's gone bad!",
		STATUEHARP = "I say! That's a rather ornate monument!",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "Harrumph. A man not worthy of a statue, if you ask me.",
		STEAMEDHAMSANDWICH = "It's a ham sandwich.",
		STEELWOOL = "It's quite durable.",
		STINGER = "The artifact from a bee.",
		STRAWHAT = "Rather bucolic fashion.",
		SUNKBOAT = "I say! That voyage took a nasty turn.",
		SWEATERVEST = "Distinguished!",
		TAFFY = "I do enjoy a bit of toffee.",
		TALLBIRD = "A fantastic feathered monstrosity!",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "The egg of those marvelous birds.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Rather edible.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "Quite chilly just now.",
			GENERIC = "I say! It appears to be hatching!",
			HOT = "It's rather overheated.",
			LONG = "It's certainly taking its time.",
			SHORT = "Patience is a virtue.",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "I say! That egg would make a fine breakfast.",
			PICKED = "It appears all its eggs have hatched.",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "A rather youthful fellow.",
			HUNGRY = "A bit peckish.",
			STARVING = "Quite underfed.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I say! It appears to be doing...something!",
			GENERIC = "Quite an arcane device.",
			LOCKED = "I shall discover the key.",
			PARTIAL = "It's lacking something...",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "What sort of apparatus is this?",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "A gadget of some sort.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "A contraption of some sort.",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "I say! That looks valuable.",
		TENTACLE = "I say! A monster from the depths!",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "A rather eccentric animal artifact.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "A boorish animal artifact.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "Presumably it's attached to something?",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_HOLE = "Rather not peer too deeply.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Rather unweildy!",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "I say! Rather dangerous territory!",
		
		LAVA_POND_ROCK = "I say! It may contain a fossil.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK2 = "I say! It may contain a fossil.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK3 = "I say! It may contain a fossil.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK4 = "I say! It may contain a fossil.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK5 = "I say! It may contain a fossil.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK6 = "I say! It may contain a fossil.",
		LAVA_POND_ROCK7 = "I say! It may contain a fossil.",

		TOPHAT = "I say! I'm ready for a night on the town!",
		TORCH = "Now I can stalk my prey in the dark.",
		TRAP = "Handy for acquiring meat!",
		TRAP_TEETH = "I say! Rather more effective this way.",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "Harrumph. Rather gauche.",
		TRINKET_1 = "I didn't lose them after all. Haw Haw!",
		TRINKET_10 = "What a chattering artifact!",
		TRINKET_11 = "The artifact of a miniature automaton!",
		TRINKET_12 = "A cephalopodic artifact!",
		TRINKET_2 = "What sort of artifact is this?",
		TRINKET_3 = "Looks rather Phrygian!",
		TRINKET_4 = "A gnomatic artifact.",
		TRINKET_5 = "What kind of artifact is this?",
		TRINKET_6 = "If there were a trading post I could trade this for something.",
		TRINKET_7 = "Haw haw! What fun!",
		TRINKET_8 = "I should like a nice soak in the tub.",
		TRINKET_9 = "I've no need for buttons, but I suppose someone might.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Cozy, and quite the fashion.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "Rather snuggly.",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "I prefer to nose a good whiskey.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "He'll not miss it.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "He'll not miss it.",
		UMBRELLA = "A fragile parasol, but it shall have to do.",
		WAFFLES = "A Belgian delicacy!",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Rather unstable but it has its uses.",
		WALL_STONE = "A wall with some stability.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Presuambly one could place this somewhere.",
		WALL_RUINS = "Rather feeble now.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "One may be able to salvage these.",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Presumably one could place this somewhere.",
		WALL_MOONROCK = "Looks otherworldly.",
		WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "An ethereal trinket.",
		WALRUS = "I say! He looks jaunty!",
		WALRUSHAT = "I feel at the top o' my game!",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "An abandoned camp.",
			GENERIC = "The camp of marine mammals.",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "Ancient societies often find uses for tusks.",
		WARDROBE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A place to keep one's clothes.",
            BURNING = "A pity.",
			BURNT = "It's in ruins.",
		},
		WARG = "I say! A wild dog!",
		WASPHIVE = "Pesky creatures!",
		WETGOOP = "Bah! Quite inedible.",
		WINTERHAT = "Rather sobering head gear.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I wonder what treasures lay within.",
			OPEN = "Bah! It's fetid.",
		},
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "I say, that was hardly worth the effort.", 

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		AERODYNAMICHAT = "A brisk walk invigorates the humours.",
		ARMOR_LIFEJACKET = "Hmm. Looks boyant enough.",
		ARMOR_SNAKESKIN = "A solid mackintosh for the elements.",
		ARMOR_WINDBREAKER = "Can't say I approve of the color.",
		ARMORLIMESTONE = "It's a bit...burdensome.",
		ARMOROBSIDIAN = "Armor that attacks as well.",
		ARMORSEASHELL = "Rather clever use of detritus.",
		ARMOUREDBOAT = "A ship sturdy enough to sail around the horn.",
		BABYOX = "I say! It's rather charming!",
		BALLPHIN = "I wonder if it's friendly.",
		BALLPHINPOD = "Haw! They travel in herds.",
		BAMBOOTREE = "Rather suitable for building materials.",
		BERRYBUSH2_SNAKE = "Hmmm. I best keep my wits about me.",--I don't think these should have diff name or examine text
		BERRYBUSH_SNAKE = "Hmmm. I best keep my wits about me.",--I don't think these should have diff name or examine text
		BIOLUMINESCENCE = "A rather curious bug!",
		BLOWDART_POISON = "A rather uncivilized instrument of hunting.",
		BOAT_LANTERN = "Haw! A portable lighthouse.",
		BOTTLELANTERN = "Bioluminating!",
		BURIEDTREASURE = "Huzzah! There are treasures within!",
		BUSH_VINE = "Rather hardy vines.",
		SNAKEDEN = "Rather hardy vines.",--I don't think these should have diff name or examine text
		CANNONSHOT = "An explosive machine!",
		CAPTAINHAT = "I say! I'm a proper Captain now.",
		CARGOBOAT = "A ship worthy of the East India Company.",
		CHIMINEA = "Fire is rather more protected in there.",
		CIRCLINGSEAGULL = "I say! It must be looking for food.",
		CLOTHSAIL = "A strapping good sail.",
		COCONUT = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "Quite mundane.",
		    PLANTED = "A good start.",
		},
		COCONUT_COOKED = "Exotic taste but a touch plebian.",
		COFFEE = "I prefer tea.",
		COFFEEBEANS = "Ah. Beans from the Arabia.",
		COFFEEBEANS_COOKED = "Quite an invigorating smell.",
		COFFEEBUSH = "Exhilarating!",
		CORAL = "A rather handsome plant.",
		CORALREEF = "Charming!",
		CUTLASS = "A gentleman's weapon.",
		DEAD_SWORDFISH = "Its sword is no use to it now.",
		DEPLETED_BAMBOOTREE = "Certainly takes its time growing.",
		DEPLETED_BUSH_VINE = "Rather useless like this.",
		DOYDOY = "I say! I thought these were hunted to extinction.",
		DOYDOYBABY = "Quite naive!",
		DOYDOYEGG = "I should cook this up with a rasher of bacon.",
		DOYDOYEGG_COOKED = "A simple meal.",
		DOYDOYEGG_CRACKED = "Cracking!",
		DOYDOYFEATHER = "A feathered artifact.",
		DOYDOYNEST = "Where have its occupants run off to?",
		DUBLOON = "Nothing like having a bit of coin in one's pocket.",
		DUG_BAMBOOTREE = "This would do better in the ground.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH2 = "This would do better in the ground.",
		DUG_BUSH_VINE = "This would do better in the ground.",
		DUG_COFFEEBUSH = "This would do better in the ground.",
		EARRING = "Quite a treasure!",
		FABRIC = "Quite an amazing textile.",
		FEATHERSAIL = "I'm sure to catch the wind with this.",
		FIRERAIN = "I say!",
		FIRERAINSHADOW = "An ominous sign.",
		FISHINHOLE = "Quite an aquatic motley below!",
		GASHAT = "Quite adept at keeping out odours.",
		GOLDENMACHETE = "A rather elegant tool for slashing.",
		ICEMAKER = "Just what one needs in the blasted heat.",
		IRONWIND = "Puts a spin on things.",
		JELLYFISH = "One hopes they aren't poisonous.",
		JELLYFISH_DEAD = "Properly conquered.",
		JELLYFISH_COOKED = "Not quite the delicacy one might hope.",
		JELLYFISH_PLANTED = "One hopes they aren't poisonous.",
		JELLYJERKY = "Rather...malleable.",
		JUNGLETREESEED =
        {
            GENERIC = "A bit trite.",
            PLANTED = "A future tree.",
        },
		LAVAPOOL = "Quite balmy.",
		LIMESTONE = "A stone frequently scene in temples.",
		LIMPETS = "One can find food anywhere, I suppose.",
		LIMPETS_COOKED = "Barely edible.",
		LOBSTERHOLE = "Rather damp within.",
		LOGRAFT = "Rather brutish construction, but it will have to do.",
		MOSQUITO_POISON = "Bah! Diseased creatures!",
		MUSSEL = "I do enjoy a good steamed mussel.",
		MUSSEL_COOKED = "Moderately enjoyable.",
		MUSSEL_STICK = "I say! I could just leave this to do its job!",
		OBSIDIAN = "Rather inflammatory.",
		OBSIDIAN_WORKBENCH = "I say! That will come in handy.",
		OBSIDIANAXE = "Rather efficient.",
		OBSIDIANCOCONADE = "I say! It rather inflammatory.",
		OBSIDIANFIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Rather pathetic at the moment.",
			GENERIC = "It's quite sturdy.",
			HIGH = "Quite a roaring fire.",
			LOW = "It could do with some more fuel.",
			NORMAL = "Rather resilient!",
			OUT = "I could do with a fire.",
		},
		OBSIDIANMACHETE = "An incendiary tool!",
		SPEAR_OBSIDIAN = "Explosive!",
		OBSIDIANSPEARGUN = "This should add some flare to hunting!",
		PACKIM = "I seem to have picked up a flying pet.",
		PACKIM_FISHBONE = "A rather odd acquisition.",
		PALMLEAF = "Perhaps this may be fashioned into something useful.",
		PALMTREE_BURNT = "Scorched.",
		PALMTREE_STUMP = "I'm afraid its worthless in its current state.",
		PARROT = "Beatiful plummage.",
		PIRATEHAT = "Rather barbary-ous.",
		PIRATIHATITATOR = "What an anarchic instrument!",
		POISONHOLE = "I should like to avoid that.",
		RAFT = "A crude structure. But I've no choice.",
		ROWBOAT = "I should think I'm above rowing myself.",
		SAIL = "This should speed things along.",
		SAND = "Of a good grain.",
		SANDBAG = "Quite the flood deterrent.",
		SANDBAG_ITEM = "One needs a bit of grit to carry this around.",
		SANDHILL = "Not terribly exciting.",
		SEAGULL = "I say! A sea bird.",
		SEASACK = "Quite a clever way to keep ones food fresh.",
		SEASHELL = "A common seashell.",
		SEASHELL_BEACHED = "A common seashell.",
		SEATRAP = "For trapping game in the sea.",
		SEAWEED = "Quite sodden.",
		SEAWEED_COOKED = "Palatable, but just barely.",
		SEAWEED_DRIED = "Serves a purpose.",
		SEAWEED_PLANTED = "It should germinate soon.",
		SHARX = "I say! That's an ominous looking dorsal fin.",
		SLOTMACHINE = "Shall I try my luck?",
		SNAKE = "I say! A snake!",
		SNAKE_FIRE = "Rather fiery attitude on this one.",
		SNAKESKIN = "A serpentine artifact.",
		SNAKESKINHAT = "A rather clever way to keep oneself dry.",
		SPEAR_POISON = "Rather speeds up the dying process.",
		SPEARGUN = "A hunting implement for seafaring fellows.",
		SPEARGUN_POISON = "I say! This is effective!",
		STUNGRAY = "I say! That's a rather putrid predator!",
		SUPERTELESCOPE = "I say! A way to search for lands to explore.",
		SWORDFISH = "You'll not run me through!",
		TELESCOPE = "A sophisticated instrument for a sophisticated man.",
		TIGERSHARK = "Rather predatory!",
		TIGERSHARKSHADOW = "I say! That looks ominous.",
		TOUCAN = "That beak is quite fascinating.",
		TRAWLNET = "Quite effective in collecting sea rubbish.",
		TRAWLNETDROPPED = "Its contents are sodden, I'm afraid.",
		TREEGUARD = "That palm tree has made itself portable!",
		TRIDENT = "Rather classical weapon.",
		TRINKET_13 = "A tin canister?!",
		TRINKET_14 = "The artifact of some ancient culture, no doubt!",
		TRINKET_15 = "A rather musical treasure.",
		TRINKET_16 = "Ancient script perhaps?",
		TRINKET_17 = "I'm afraid it's not my style.",
		TRINKET_18 = "A pity it's been broken.",
		TRINKET_19 = "Absolutely mind-boggling.",
		TURBINE_BLADES = "Ones mind spins at its applications.",
		TURF_BEACH = "Rather gritty.",
		TURF_JUNGLE = "A touch of jungle floor.",
		VENOMGLAND = "Quite useful on one's scrapes and bruises.",
		VINE = "Vegetation with a multitude of uses.",
		VOLCANO = "Magnificent!",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR = "Fascinating!",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR_BROKEN = "Oh dear. I'm afraid there's no stopping it now.",
		VOLCANO_EXIT = "An egress from this balmy neighborhood.",
		VOLCANOSTAFF = "I say! It's quite distructive, isn't it?",
		WALL_LIMESTONE = "Quite sophisticated construction.",
		WALL_LIMESTONE_ITEM = "Presumably one could place this somewhere.",
		WHALE_BLUE = "Thar she blows!",
		WHALE_CARCASS_BLUE = "Bah! It's rather rank!",
		WHALE_CARCASS_WHITE = "Bah! It's rather rank!",
		WHALE_WHITE = "From hell's heart I stab at thee!",
		CRABHOLE = "Rather damp within.",
		CRAB =
		{
			GENERIC = "A crustaceous curiousity!",
			HIDDEN = "Show yourself!",
		},
		BERMUDATRIANGLE = "Bewildering!",
		BOATCANNON = "Quite invaluable at sea.",
		BOATREPAIRKIT = "Rather practical when taking on water.",
		MACHETE = "An instrument for slashing one's way through the brush.",
		LUGGAGECHEST = "Proper travelling luggage.",
		DRAGOON = "Quite fiery, that one.",
		ANTIVENOM = "One should always keep some at hand.",
		BAMBOO = "A plant with many uses.",
		FROG_POISON = "You'll not poison me!",
		OX = "I say! A producer of sodden manure.",
		PEACOCK = "Rather immodest fellow.",
		SEAGULL_WATER = "I say! A sea bird! On the sea!.",
		SNAKE_POISON = "I'd rather not be poisoned, thank you!",
		SOLOFISH = "A water cur!",
		SPOILED_FISH = "Rather putrid.",
		TWISTER = "Quite the weather we're having.",
		SAND_CASTLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Modest in its construction.",
			SAND = "I've seen better.",
		},
		SNAKEOIL = "I'll not be fooled again!",
		LOBSTER = "Ah! A mid-Atlantic variation if I'm not mistaken.",
		MESSAGEBOTTLE = "Thank goodness! I was afraid the mail wasn't getting through.",
		MESSAGEBOTTLEEMPTY = "A rather bland bottle.",
		SHARK_FIN = "A fine dorsal artifact.",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR =
		{
		 	GENERIC = "Huzzah! An ancient artifact to examine!",
		 	OPEN = "Fascinating! It still functions!",
		},
		ELEPHANTCACTUS = "Not the most welcoming plant.",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_ACTIVE = "I say! It's quite prickly when approached.",
		ELEPHANTCACTUS_STUMP = "Not as bristly in this state.",
		DOUBLE_UMBRELLAHAT = "One assumes a third tier would be even better.",
		MUSSEL_FARM =
		{
			GENERIC = "I say! There are creatures down there.",
			STICKPLANTED = "Rather tedious waiting for the harvest.",
		},
		WOODLEGS_CAGE = "A buccaneer, if I'm not mistaken.",

		 PIRATIHATITATOR =
		 {
		 	GENERIC = "I have serious doubts regarding its scientfic value.",
		 	BURNT = "Rather expected.",
		 },
		 COFFEEBUSH =
		 {
		 	BARREN = "Rather outlived its usefulness.",
		 	PICKED = "I'm afraid it's been picked over.",
		 	WITHERED = "Could do with a touch of fertilizer.",
		 	GENERIC = "I prefer tea.",
		 },
		 DUG_ELEPHANTCACTUS = "A rare plant, to be sure.",
		 WHALE_BUBBLES = "Thar she blows! Haw haw!",

		ARMORCACTUS = "Offensive defence. How ingenious!",
		BAMBOOTREE =
		{
			BURNT = "Quite useless like this.",
			CHOPPED = "Presumably it will grow back.",
			GENERIC = "A sizable source of bamboo.",
		},
		BLOWDART_FLUP = "Eye say!",
		BLUBBER = "Gelatinous fuel.",
		BLUBBERSUIT = "Rather disturbing to find this in one's possession.",
		BOAT = "Its seaworthiness is questionable.",
		BOAT_TORCH = "I say! I can see at sea.",
		BRAINJELLYHAT = "Quite ridiculous!",
		BUOY = "A lighthouse upon the water.",
		BUSH_VINE =
		{
			BURNT = "Rather a shame.",
			CHOPPED = "I trust the vines will grow again.",
			GENERIC = "Makes fine materials for construction.",
		},
		COCONADE =
		{
			BURNING = "I say! Best get out of range!",
			GENERIC = "Haw! I should like to see this explode.",
		},
		COCONUT_HALVED = "Would make a fine ingredient for a proper meal.",
		COFFEEBOT = "A coffee making automaton. How clever!",
		COMPASS =
		{
			E = "East.",
			GENERIC = "I cannot read it just yet.",
			N = "North.",
			NE = "Northeast.",
			NW = "Northwest.",
			S = "South.",
			SE = "Southeast.",
			SW = "Southwest.",
			W = "West.",
		},
		CORAL_BRAIN = "Haw! What a clever rock.",
		CORAL_BRAIN_ROCK = "That tree looks quite bright.",
		CRATE = "There could be something of value in there.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "Of no use anymore.",
		},
		DEPLETED_GRASS_WATER = "A sodden mess.",
		DRAGOONDEN = "Fascinating! The sanctuary of those fiery beasts!",
		DRAGOONEGG = "Not unlike an egg.",
		DRAGOONHEART = "Quite a bit of meat on this.",
		DRAGOONSPIT = "Fiery sputum!",
		FISH_RAW = "I'll not eat it like this.",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL = "Almost not worth preparing.",
		FISH_RAW_SMALL_COOKED = "I'll save this for tea.",
		FLAMEGEYSER = "Quite unstable!",
		FLOTSAM = "How does one go about getting that...?",
		FLUP = "Eye say!",
		FRESHFRUITCREPES = "Reminds me of vacationing in French countryside.",
		GRASS_WATER = "Rather sodden.",
		HAIL_ICE = "Now really! One should clean up after oneself.",
		HOME = "Ahh... Base camp.",
		ICEMAKER =
		{
			HIGH = "Quite sufficiently fueled.",
			LOW = "Rather in need of a top up.",
			NORMAL = "A fine example of what civilization can do.",
			OUT = "Bother! It's out of fuel.",
			VERYLOW = "I'd best refuel it, promptly.",
		},
		JUNGLETREE =
		{
			BURNING = "Those bananas are cooked!",
			BURNT = "A shame.",
			CHOPPED = "It took a bit of work to do that.",
			GENERIC = "A fine specimen for The Arborist Society.",
		},
		KNIGHTBOAT = "I say! A sea horse!",
		KRAKEN = "I've heard tell of such leviathans!",
		KRAKENCHEST = "Presumably there are treasures within.",
		KRAKEN_TENTACLE = "To arms!!",
		LIMPETROCK =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's rather overrun by mollusks.",
			PICKED = "Cleared of its parasites.",
		},
		LIVINGJUNGLETREE = "Huzzah! Huntable flora!",
		LOBSTER_DEAD = "I do believe a lobster dinner is in order.",
		LOBSTER_DEAD_COOKED = "I do rather enjoy lobster.",
		MAGIC_SEAL = "Huzzah! It's an artifact of some sort.",
		MAGMAROCK = "Quite the geological formation!",
		MAGMAROCK_FULL = "Quite the geological formation!",
		MAGMAROCK_GOLD = "I do believe I spy some gold within.",
		MAGMAROCK_GOLD_FULL = "I do believe I spy some gold within.",
		MANGROVETREE = "It's quite water-logged. Haw haw!",
		MANGROVETREE_BURNT = "Rather curious how it could have burnt on the water.",
		MARSH_PLANT_TROPICAL = "Quite ordinary.",
		MERMFISHER = "I say! The member of an amphibious society!",
		MERMHOUSE_FISHER = "The den of those curious fish creatures.",
		MONKEYBALL = "Something to distract those simple fecal throwers.",
		MONSTERTARTARE = "Bah! A gentleman has his standards!",
		MOSQUITOSACK_YELLOW = "Has medicinal uses, if I'm not mistaken.",
		MUSSELBOUILLABAISE = "Ah! A fine meal fit for a gentleman such as myself.",
		MYSTERYMEAT = "I say! Rather too choleric for human consumption.",
		NEEDLESPEAR = "The barbed projectiles of those prickly cacti.",
		OCTOPUSCHEST = "I do believe there are treasures within.",
		OCTOPUSKING = "He looks like a gentleman one may barter with.",
		OXHAT = "Made from the artifact of those watery beasts.",
		OX_FLUTE = "Music can bring tears to any eyes.",
		OX_HORN = "An ivory artifact!",
		PALMLEAF_HUT = "Bah! Primative construction.",
		PARROT_PIRATE = "I say! A piratical parrot!",
		PEG_LEG = "Really! This is hardly treasure.",
		PIGTENT = "Rather pungent habitation.",
		PIKE_SKULL = "Really! That is quite barbaric!",
		PIRATEGHOST = "I say, old chap! Don't hurt me.",
		PIRATEPACK = "Wearing this rather lifts ones spirits.",
		PORTAL_SHIPWRECKED = "I say! Where to you suppose that will lead?",
		PRIMEAPE = "Ah! The leader of the homin society.",
		PRIMEAPEBARREL = "The sanctuary of those monkey creatures.",
		RAWLING = "I say, old chap. You're quite vocal.",
		REDBARREL = "That would make quite an ebullient hunting instrument.",
		ROCK_CHARCOAL = "Quite resilient as a source of fuel.",
		ROCK_OBSIDIAN = "I say! It is rather durable.",
		SAIL_STICK = "I say! I've turned out to be quite the sailor!",
		SANDBAGSMALL = "Flood deterrent.",
		SANDBAGSMALL_ITEM = "One needs a bit of grit to carry this around.",
		SHADOWSKITTISH_WATER = "I say! There's something in the depths!",
		SHARKITTEN = "I'll not fall victim to your endearing eyes!",
		SHARKITTENSPAWNER =
		{
			GENERIC = "The sanctuary of those adorable predators.",
			INACTIVE = "I can't help but think I'm missing something.",
		},
		SHARK_GILLS = "An unusual artifact from a predator.",
		SHARK_TEETHHAT = "A hat which strikes fear into one's enemies.",
		SHIPWRECKED_ENTRANCE = "One wonders where this may lead.",
		SHIPWRECKED_EXIT = "Huzzah! Another world to explore!",
		SNAKEDEN =
		{
			BURNT = "Haw! That's one way to smoke them out!",
			CHOPPED = "They'll not be hiding in there again!",
			GENERIC = "The sanctuary of those reptiles.",
		},
		SNAKESKINSAIL = "A rugged sail, fit for a gentleman sailor.",
		SPEAR_LAUNCHER = "A bit of protection on the water.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT =
		{
			ABANDONED = "Quite abandoned, I'm afraid.",
			GENERIC = "I say! Are there survivors, I wonder?",
		},
		SUNKEN_BOAT_BURNT = "Quite worthless in this state.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_1 = "A civilized tool!",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_2 = "I have doubts as to its seaworthiness.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_3 = "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_4 = "An automaton not fit for the sea.",
		SUNKEN_BOAT_TRINKET_5 = "Not my style, I'm afraid.",
		SWEETPOTATOSOUFFLE = "I say! This meal is rather yammy!",
		SWEET_POTATO = "A savory sweet.",
		SWEET_POTATO_COOKED = "Quite filling but it could do with a touch of seasoning.",
		SWEET_POTATO_PLANTED = "Germinating on schedule.",
		SWEET_POTATO_SEEDS = "I should plant these.",
		SWIMMINGHORROR = "Rather horrifying!",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BASE = "This is only part of a whole.",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_BOX = "Quite unusual!",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_CRANK = "One assumes this connects to something.",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_POTATO = "I say! It's a transcendental tuber!",
		TELEPORTATO_SW_RING = "Used for something, I should think.",
		THATCHPACK = "Of primitive construction, but I shall use it nontheless.",
		TIDALPOOL = "There are plenty of fish in that pool!",
		TIDAL_PLANT = "Rather ordinary.",
		TIGEREYE = "Presumably it grants one the thrill of the fight.",
		TRAWLNETDROPPED =
		{
			GENERIC = "I rather prefer more invigorating forms of hunting.",
			SOON = "One must be patient about such things.",
			SOONISH = "The time is nigh!",
		},
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "One must be wary about such gifts.",
		TRINKET_20 = "A civilized tool!",
		TRINKET_21 = "I have doubts as to its seaworthiness.",
		TRINKET_22 = "A pity it was not full of something stronger than wax.",
		TRINKET_23 = "An automaton not fit for the sea.",
		TROPICAL_FISH = "Such beauty!",
		TUNACAN = "The strange artifact of a stranger civilization.",
		TURF_ASH = "Some ashen ground, I believe.",
		TURF_MAGMAFIELD = "Rather volatile turf.",
		TURF_MEADOW = "Ground from the meadows, I believe.",
		TURF_SNAKESKINFLOOR = "I do enjoy a fine snakeskin rug!",
		TURF_TIDALMARSH = "Ground steeped in mud.",
		TURF_VOLCANO = "Rather temperamental ground.",
		TWISTER_SEAL = "Quite the weather we're having.",
		VOLCANO_ALTAR_TOWER = "Huzzah! An artifact of a barbaric culture.",
		VOLCANO_SHRUB = "I say! That is a hardy bit of foliage.",
		WALLYINTRO_DEBRIS = "Is there no one here to tidy up?!",
		WATERYGRAVE = "Seems a shame to leave that out there.",
		WHALE_TRACK = "The artifact of a sea creature's passing.",
		WILBUR_CROWN = "I say! I wonder whom this belongs to.",
		WILBUR_UNLOCK = "Well, I can't say I'm glad about that.",
		WILDBORE = "I say! This one takes a hirsute form!",
		WILDBOREHEAD = "Artifacts of a barbaric culture.",
		WILDBOREHOUSE = "I say! Those creatures appear to have a civilization of sorts.",
		WIND_CONCH = "Well, I have been called a blowhard! Haw!",
		WOODLEGSBOAT = "Rather seaworthy.",
		WOODLEGSHAT = "I'll not be seen dead in that.",
		WOODLEGSSAIL = "Rather unique sail. One wonders if it belongs to someone.",
		WOODLEGS_KEY1 = "I've found the key! To... something!",
		WOODLEGS_KEY2 = "I shall have to discover the lock.",
		WOODLEGS_KEY3 = "I say! This has got to unlock something!",
		WRECK = "A shame.",
		CALIFORNIAROLL = "A rather tasty exotic meal.",
		BANANAPOP = "One must remember to treat oneself occasionally.",
		BISQUE = "Quite refined.",
		CEVICHE = "Fit for a gentleman.",
		SEAFOODGUMBO = "A miscellany of magnificence!",
		SURFNTURF = "Ahh. Nothing like the classics.",
		SHARKFINSOUP = "I say! I rather enjoy eating this.",
		LOBSTERDINNER = "A meal for sophicates such as myself.",
		LOBSTERBISQUE = "Quite delightful!",
		JELLYOPOP = "A properly prepared popsicle.",
		VOLCANO_SHRUB = "I say! That is a hardy bit of foliage.",
		ROCK_OBSIDIAN = "I say! It is rather durable.",
		ROCK_CHARCOAL = "Quite resilient as a source of fuel.",



		--- 5C DLC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

        ENCRUSTEDBOAT = "Seems sturdy enough, but its asthetics leave something to be desired.",
        BABYOX = "I'll not fall victim to its endearing ugliness!",
        BALLPHINHOUSE = "Aha! The den of sea quarry.",
        DORSALFIN = "An admirable artifact to show off ones sea conquests.",
        NUBBIN = "A rather sorry looking sea artifact.",
        CORALLARVE = "Hardly worth the effort.",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH = "I say! That's a fine catch!",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH_PLANTED = "I say! This one's variegated!",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH_DEAD = "It's been defeated.",
        RAINBOWJELLYFISH_COOKED = "Quite a colourful culinary concoction.",
        RAINBOWJELLYJERKY = "I suppose one can eat it.",
        WALL_ENFORCEDLIMESTONE = "One can make a sea pen with this.",
        WALL_ENFORCEDLIMESTONE_ITEM = "Presumably one could place this in the water.",
        CROCODOG = "Horrifying cur!",
        POISONCROCODOG = "I say, old chap, you can keep your poison!",
        WATERCROCODOG = "A cur from the depths.",
        QUACKENBEAK = "The artifact from a leviathan.",
        QUACKERINGRAM = "A smashing good tool. Haw haw!",

        --- DLC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    

        CAVIAR = "One must indulge in the finer things to keep up ones spirits.",
        CORMORANT = "A watery fowl.",

        FISH3 = "I say! You'll make a fine dinner.",
        FISH4 = "Huzzah! I've caught a quarry.",
        FISH5 = "Huzzah! I'll be eating you soon enough.",

        FISH3_COOKED = "One really should expand ones diet with some flavouring.",
        FISH4_COOKED = "Adequate, but certainly not a culinary masterpiece.",
        FISH5_COOKED = "I suppose it is better than eating it raw.",

        FISH_FARM = 
        {
        	EMPTY = "Now how does one make this not empty?",
			STOCKED = "Rather dull watching eggs hatch.",
			ONEFISH = "Huzzah! A fish!",
			TWOFISH = "I say! That's an improvement.",
			REDFISH = "Rather like having a Koi Pond.",
			BLUEFISH  = "An entire school of fish to snare!",
        },
        
        ROE = "I say! They are rather fetid, aren't they.",
        ROE_COOKED = "I should enjoy these as a nice caviar.",
        
        SEA_YARD = 
        {
            ON = "That's rather clever.",
            OFF = "Rather impractical without fuel, wouldn't you say.",
            LOWFUEL = "Quite low on fuel at the moment.",
        },
        SEA_CHIMINEA =
        {
            EMBERS = "I'm afraid its only embers at the moment.",
            GENERIC = "I say! A seaside hearth.",
            HIGH = "Quite a roaring fire!",
            LOW = "It could do with a log or two.",
            NORMAL = "Rather cozy.",
            OUT = "Not burning at the moment, I'm afraid.",
        }, 

        TAR = "I used to have domestics for dealing with this.",
        TAR_EXTRACTOR =
        {
            ON = "An automaton for an unpleasant task.",
            OFF = "Not working at the moment, I'm afraid.",
            LOWFUEL = "I say! Needs a bit of a top-up.",
        },
        TAR_POOL = "A good source of fuel, I should think.",

        TARLAMP = "Ah! Now one can see in the darkness.",
        TARSUIT = "Really! Have I sunk so far?",
        TAR_TRAP = "Quite a sticky situation. Haw haw!",

        TROPICALBOUILLABAISSE = "Rather refined bit of dinner, if I do say so myself.",
        
        RESEARCHLAB5 = "A waterbound purveyor of wisdom.",
        WATERCHEST = "Rather boyant bit of business.",	

		--Porkland
		PIG_PALACE = "I say! A place of nobility.",
		PIG_QUEEN = "I should hope no one expects me to bow.",
        PIG_SCEPTER = "I am more deserving of this than most.",
        PIGCROWNHAT = "These beasts could benefit from my advanced cultural upbringing.",
		RECONSTRUCTION_PROJECT = 
        {
            SCAFFOLD = "A bit of improvement at work.",
            RUBBLE = "I say! Is there no one to pick up this mess?",
        },

		PIG_SHOP_FLORIST = 
		{
        	GENERIC = "A place of ornamentation.",
        	BURNING = "Burning flowers do create a rather fragrant bouquet.",
		},
        PIG_SHOP_GENERAL = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Rather well stocked for these parts.",
        	BURNING = "Where does one get one's supplies now?",
		},
        PIG_SHOP_HOOFSPA = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "I could do with a bit of grooming.",
        	BURNING = "Harrumph. Not the worst thing I've seen.",
		},
        PIG_SHOP_PRODUCE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Ah! A place for some refined food.",
        	BURNING = "Bah! Back to eating rough.",
		},
       	PIGMAN_BEAUTICIAN = 
		{
			GENERIC = "You may leave my mustache alone, thank you!",
			SLEEPING = "Rather lackadaisical.",
		},
		PIGMAN_ROYALGUARD = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I shall endeavor to behave.",
			SLEEPING = "I say! Not a very good sentinel, is he?",
		},
		PIGMAN_COLLECTOR = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I say, old chap, I should like to see your wares.",
			SLEEPING = "There's no good help these days.",
		},
		PIGMAN_MAYOR = 
		{
			GENERIC = "The leader of this pig society.",
			SLEEPING = "I suppose that's bureaucracy.",
		},
		PIGMAN_BANKER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I say, old chap, do you deal in coin?",
			SLEEPING = "Bah! Banker's hours!",
		},
		PIGMAN_MINER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Ah! A purveyor of minerals.",
			SLEEPING = "A lazy lout.",
		},
		PIGMAN_MECHANIC = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A pig mechanic! Will wonders never cease?",
			SLEEPING = "I say, he's a lethargic fellow.",
		},
		PIGMAN_FARMER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "A pig farmer! Haw haw! That's rich!",
			SLEEPING = "I was under the impression farming was hard work.",
		},
		PIGMAN_FLORIST = 
		{
			GENERIC = "Flowers do offer a bit of refinement to ones life.",
			SLEEPING = "Rather loafish, isn't she?",
		},
		PIGMAN_STOREOWNER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "What wares have you today?",
			SLEEPING = "Bah! A shiftless layabout!",
		},
		PIGMAN_ERUDITE = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I could do with some more esoteric items.",
			SLEEPING = "Really! Does no one work in this town?",
		},
		PIGMAN_HATMAKER = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I say! You're a rather blithesome creature!",
			SLEEPING = "Rather dreadful, even while sleeping.",
		},
		PIGMAN_PROFESSOR = 
		{
			GENERIC = "I say, old chap, what's your secret to long life?",
			SLEEPING = "I don't begrudge him a nap.",
		},
		PIGMAN_HUNTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "Have you any antique weapons perhaps?",
			SLEEPING = "A proper hunter would never leave himself defenceless.",
		},
        PIG_SHOP_ARCANE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Ah! A rather occultish bent to this establishment.",
        	BURNING = "One would think someone would put that out.",
        },
        PIG_SHOP_WEAPONS = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "I suppose one should arm oneself for the jungle.",
        	BURNING = "What barbarian would do such a thing?!",
        },
        PIG_SHOP_HATSHOP = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "I wonder if they have any gentlemanly hats.",
        	BURNING = "A waste of good lumber.",
        },
        PIG_SHOP_MUSEUM = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Ah! Just what I was looking for!",
        	BURNING = "What a waste!",
        },
        TREE_PILLAR = "I say! That's a rather grandiose bit of business.",
        PIGHOUSE_CITY = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "How !",
        	BURNING = "A shame.",
		},
        PIGHOUSE_MINE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Rather quaint bit of architecture.",
        	BURNING = "Not much of a loss, if you ask me.",
		},
        PIGHOUSE_FARM = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Charming.",
        	BURNING = "It does burn up nicely, doesn't it?",
		},
        PIG_GUARD_TOWER = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "I say, one certainly has the high ground up there.",
        	BURNING = "A pity.",
		},        
        CITY_LAMP = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "These pigs do like to act civilized, don't they?",
        	ON = "No need for light in the daytime, I suppose.", --off
    	},
        DUNGBEETLE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Too repugnant!",
        	UNDUNGED = "It's lost its dung.",
        	SLEEPING = "I say! It can sleep anywhere!",
        	DEAD = "Good riddance to bad rubbish!",
        },
        DUNGBALL = "Ra-ther!",
        DUNGPILE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "One finds the oddest things!",
        	PICKED = "I say! We really have sunk to a new low!",
        },
        PIGEON =
        {
        	GENERIC = "Blasted pests!",
        	SLEEPING = "Still bothersome.",
        	DEAD = "Rather dead.",
        },
        SPIDER_MONKEY_TREE = "Curious bit of foliage!",
        SPIDER_MONKEY =
        {
        	GENERIC = "I say! An atrocious hybrid!",
        	SLEEPING = "Rather bothersome still.",
        	DEAD = "Bad breeding has been snuffed out!",
        },
        SPIDER_MONKEY_NEST = "I suspect creatures are within.",
        TOPIARY = "Quite nice to see a bit of civility.",
        LAWNORNAMENT = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Well that's progress.",
        	BURNING = "I say! That's a rather savage art critique.",
        	BURNT = "A shame.",
        },
        HEDGE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "One is reminded of the hedge mazes of one's youth.",
        	SHAVEABLE = "I say, needs of a bit of a trim.",
        	BURNING = "Quite done for, I'm afraid.",
        	BURNT = "A pity.",
        },
        RAINFORESTTREE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "A lovely tree, to be sure.",
        	CHOPPED = "Chops up quite nicely.",
        	BURNING = "I say! That's a bit of danger.",
        	BURNT = "Well, there's nothing for it now.",
        },
        FLOWER_RAINFOREST = "Ah! A bit of beauty is most welcome.",
        CHICKEN = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "I say! He's a fowl fellow!",
        	SLEEPING = "I say! It sleeps standing up!",
        	DEAD = "Didn't put up much of a fight.",
        },
        GRASS_TALL = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Rather tenacious grass.",
        	PICKED = "Ransacked.",
        	BURNING = "That's one way to clear the land.",
        },
        GLOWFLY =
        {
        	GENERIC = "A phosphorescent fool!",
        	SLEEPING = "Perhaps I can catch it.",
        	DEAD = "It's been extinguished. Haw haw!",
        },
        CHITIN = "Rather inferior quality.",
        HANGING_VINE = "Quite common in the jungle, I'm afraid.",
        GRABBING_VINE = "Quite common in the jungle, I'm afraid.",
        VENUS_STALK = "A rather useful hunting trophy.",
        WALKINGSTICK = "I say! This makes walking quite a bit easier.",
        ADULT_FLYTRAP = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Rather ornery fellow!",
        	SLEEPING = "Bah! Not so lively now!",
        	DEAD = "I say! That's a relief!",
        },
        MEAN_FLYTRAP = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "I say! There's no need for such behaviour!",
        	SLEEPING = "Adventageous.",
        	DEAD = "It's been cut down.",
        },
        SNAPDRAGON = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "A rabid root!",
        	SLEEPING = "Quite unwise to fall asleep, old chap!",
        	DEAD = "Bah! Almost too easy.",
        },
        LILYPAD = "A water lily. How lovely.",

        ZEB =
        {
        	GENERIC = "A striped stooge!",
        	SLEEPING = "Unaware and unarmed. Haw haw!",
        	DEAD = "I shall contact the glue factory.",
        },
        SCORPION =
        {
        	GENERIC = "I say! A stinging seditionist!",
        	SLEEPING = "Rather careless.",
        	DEAD = "It's been exterminated.",
        },

        PEAGAWK =
        {
        	GENERIC = "I say! Eyes!",
        	SLEEPING = "Sleeping with its eyes open. Clever.",
        	DEAD = "Eye say! It's quite dead. Haw haw!",
        }, 
        PEEKHEN = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Foolish fowl!", 
        	SLEEPING = "Yawn.",
        	DEAD = "Quite dead.",
        }, 
        PEAGAWKFEATHERHAT = "I say! I'm quite the sight!",
        PEAGAWK_BUSH = "A bush, nothing more.",
        PEAGAWKFEATHER = "I say, this is a pleasant artifact.",
        PEAGAWKFEATHER_PRISM = "Quite ornate.",

        ANTMAN =
        {
        	GENERIC = "I should like to study that chap more.",
        	SLEEPING = "Completely defenceless.",
        	DEAD = "Not a surprise.",
        },
        ANTHILL = "I say! They have their own form of colonizing.",
        ANTMASKHAT = "Rather deep depths I've sunk to.",
        ANTSUIT = "When in Rome...",
        
        PHEROMONESTONE = "Huzzah! Rather makes communication easier.",
        PIKO = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "I say! A rabid rodent!",
        	SLEEPING = "Ah! Not so squirrelly now.",
        	DEAD = "I say, is it tea time yet?",
        },
     
		RELIC_1 = {
        	GENERIC = "It appears to be some sort of idol.",
        	SUNKEN = "Fascinating! I must fish it out.",
        },
        RELIC_2 = {
        	GENERIC = "A relic of the ancient pig civilization.",
        	SUNKEN = "One hopes it's not water damaged.",
        },
        RELIC_3 = {
         	GENERIC = "A curious muse to pick. Haw haw!",
         	SUNKEN = "I shall have to retrieve it somehow.",
        },

        REEDS_WATER = "I say, those may come in handy.",
        LOTUS = "Quite ornate plant.",
		LOTUS_FLOWER = "One must make time for beauty.",
        LOTUS_FLOWER_COOKED ="Quite a pleasant taste.",

        VAMPIREBAT =
        {
        	GENERIC = "Entirely too sanguine for my tastes!",
        	SLEEPING = "I shall endeavor to sneak by.",
        	DEAD = "It quite deserved that.",
        },
        VAMPIREBATCAVE = "I've found those bat's sanctuary.",

        FROGLEGS_POISON = "Rather too venomous at the moment.",
        FROGLEGS_POISON_COOKED = "I have doubts the poison has left.",
		FROG_POISON = 
		{
        	GENERIC = "A poisonous pollywog!",
        	SLEEPING = "I wonder if it has poisoned itself.",
        	DEAD = "Good riddance.",
        },

        PIG_RUINS_TORCH_WALL = "A rather handy place for a light.",
        PIG_RUINS_TORCH = "Convenient.",
        PIG_RUINS_HEAD = "Fascinating! I should like to study it more.",
        PIG_RUINS_ARTICHOKE = "I say! Did they worship vegetables?",
        HALBERD = "Bah! No match for a good blunderbuss in one's hand!",
        PIG_RUINS_ENTRANCE = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Ah ha! I've discovered ruins!",
        	LOCKED = "Bah! Let me in!",
        },
        PIG_RUINS_EXIT = "I seem to have found the exit.",
        PIG_COIN = "Ah. A bit of coin eases one's mind.",

        OINC = "This puts my mind at ease.",
        OINC10 = "I do admit, I prefer a bit of coin in my pocket.",

        RABID_BEETLE =
		{
        	GENERIC = "Virulent vermin!",
        	SLEEPING = "A rather noisy slumber.",
        	DEAD = "It's done for.",
        },
		
        PARROT_BLUE = 
		{
        	GENERIC = "Hello Mister Polly Parrot!",
        	SLEEPING = "He's quite easily stunned.",
        	DEAD = "I say! That's what I call a dead parrot.",
        },
		KINGFISHER = 
		{
        	GENERIC = "A long-beaked lout!",
        	SLEEPING = "One wonders how it stays upright.",
        	DEAD = "Quite defeated.",
        },

        BURR = "Rather stubborn seed.",   
        BURR_SAPLING = 
		{
			BURNING = "Nothing for it now, I'm afraid.",
			WITHERED = "Rather not suited for this climate.",
			GENERIC = "I say, this could come in handy.",
			PICKED = "Razed, I'm afraid.",
		},  

		PIG_LATIN_1 = "\"Luminis ines\"", -- light fires in pig latin

		DECO_RUINS_BEAM_ROOM ="Rather sturdy beam.",
		DECO_CAVE_BEAM_ROOM = "Rather sturdy beam.",
        DECO_CAVE_BAT_BURROW = "Looks like a den of some sort.",        		

        SMASHINGPOT = "I say! That pot is smashing! Haw haw!",

        HIPPOPOTAMOOSE ="A herculean hippo!",
		PIGGHOST = "A phantasmic porker!",        

        ANTCOMBHOME = "Aha! I've found its home!",        
        SECURITYCONTRACT = "I say! One may hire a hunting party with this.",
        
        PLAYERHOUSE_CITY = {
        	BURNT = "Bah! Such savagery.",
        	FORSALE = "One can't go wrong with some real estate.",
        	SOLD = "A fine purchase."
        },

        JELLYBUG = "A bug bean.",
        JELLYBUG_COOKED = "One hopes one is above eating such things.",
        SLUGBUG = "A gelatinous gnat.",
        SLUGBUG_COOKED = "Really! Am I so destitute?",

        PLAYER_HOUSE_COTTAGE_CRAFT = "Rather dimunitive, but it shall have to do.",
        PLAYER_HOUSE_VILLA_CRAFT = "I say! This one's rather fit for someone of my standing.",           
		PLAYER_HOUSE_TUDOR_CRAFT = "It's not abhorrent.",
        PLAYER_HOUSE_GOTHIC_CRAFT = "Rather elaborate.",           
		PLAYER_HOUSE_TURRET_CRAFT = "I suppose it has a quaint charm.",
        PLAYER_HOUSE_BRICK_CRAFT = "Quite sturdy.",
		PLAYER_HOUSE_MANOR_CRAFT = "Rather like the Manor I left.",        

        CLIPPINGS = "Really! Does one have to keep everything?",

        CUTNETTLE = "Ah! Clears ones sinuses.",
        NETTLE = {
        	EMPTY = "It's been picked through, I'm afraid.",
        	DEFAULT = "Rather like snuff, I should think.",
        },
    	
    	DECO_RUINS_FOUNTAIN = "A bit of a gamble, isn't it?",
        
        PUGALISK = "Rather excitable fellow.",        
        SNAKE_BONE = "Ah. A nice reptilian artifact.", 
        SNAKEBONESOUP = "A sufficient broth.", 

        BANDITMAP = "Ah. I do enjoy a good treasure hunt.", 
        BANDITTREASURE = "I say, that looks like treasure.", 

        BLUNDERBUSS = "One mustn't venture into the wilds unarmed.", 

        PUGALISK_FOUNTAIN = "Huzzah! The legendary Fountain of Youth!", 
        PUGALISK_RUINS_PILLAR = "Its stability is dubious.", 
        PUGALISK_TRAP_DOOR = "One must always be careful in ruins of this kind.",  

        TEA = "Ah. A nice cup of tea.",      
        TEATREE = "Perhaps one may cultivate tea leaves.",    
        TEATREE_SAPLING = "Still in its juvenile state.",    
        TEATREE_NUT = "A fine tea tree artifact.",    

        WALL_PIG_RUINS = "Fascinating.", 

        PIG_RUINS_DART_TRAP = "One must be wary around such things.", 
        PIG_RUINS_SPEAR_TRAP = "I'll certainly avoid those.", 
        PIG_RUINS_SPEAR_TRAP_TRIGGERED = "The trap's been sprung!", 
        PIG_RUINS_SPEAR_TRAP_BROKEN = "A shame they had to be damaged.", 
        PIG_RUINS_PRESSURE_PLATE = "One must watch one's step.",                                           
        
        DISARMING_KIT = "Quite useful when exploring ruins.", 

        BALLPEIN_HAMMER = "A subtle instrument for more delicate excavations.",

        GOLD_DUST = "A fine dusting of gold.",

        ALOE = "Is one expected to eat it raw?", 
        ALOE_COOKED = "One must make do.", 
        ALOE_PLANTED = "Ah... An ancient medicinal plant.",

        ASPARAGUS = "One must always eat one's vegetables.", 
        ASPARAGUS_COOKED = "Rather pungent smell.", 
        ASPARAGUS_PLANTED = "Wild asparagus! What a find!", 

        RADISH = "Perhaps one can add it to a salad.", 
        RADISH_COOKED = "A vegetable side dish.",
        RADISH_PLANTED = "I do believe that's a radish!", 

        SNAKE_AMPHIBIOUS = "This specimen is quite versatile.",

        GASMASKHAT = "Improves one's ability to breathe.",
        PITHHAT = "I do believe it fits.", 
        
        BILL = 
        {
        	GENERIC = "Rather prickly fellow.",
        	SLEEPING = "I'd rather not wake it.",
        	DEAD = "Rather dead at the moment.",
        },
        
        ROCK_ANTCAVE = "I do believe that's a rock.",
        ANT_CAVE_LANTERN = "What a curious light!",
        PROP_DOOR = "What artifacts lay within?",

        PIKO_ORANGE = "I'm suddenly striken with a urge for tea.",

        TURF_PIGRUINS = "Priceless floor artifact.",
        TURF_RAINFOREST = "A bit of rainforest floor.",
        TURF_DEEPRAINFOREST = "A bit of rainforest floor.",
        TURF_LAWN = "A bit of grassy turf.",
        TURF_GASJUNGLE = "A bit of lavender.",
        TURF_MOSS = "A bit of mossy dirt.",
        TURF_FIELDS = "A bit of turf, I believe.",
        TURF_FOUNDATION = "A solid bit of turf.",
        TURF_COBBLEROAD = "A bit of cobbled road, I believe.",

        MANDRAKEMAN = "Rather noisy fellow.",
        MANDRAKEHOUSE = "Curious. It's the abode of those noisy fellows.",

         -- HOME DECO ITEMS
        INTERIOR_FLOOR_MARBLE = "A highly cultured floor.",
        INTERIOR_FLOOR_CHECK = "One might play chess upon this.",
        INTERIOR_FLOOR_PLAID_TILE = "Rather ornate design.",
        INTERIOR_FLOOR_SHEET_METAL = "Metal flooring.",
        INTERIOR_FLOOR_WOOD = "A touch crude.",

        INTERIOR_WALL_WOOD = "A crude wall.",
        INTERIOR_WALL_CHECKERED = "A chess board wall.",
        INTERIOR_WALL_FLORAL = "Rather floral design.",
        INTERIOR_WALL_SUNFLOWER = "Rather floral design.",
        INTERIOR_WALL_HARLEQUIN = "A patterned wall.",   

        DECO_CHAIR_CLASSIC = "A place to sit a spell.",
        DECO_CHAIR_CORNER = "A place to rest one's tired bones.",
        DECO_CHAIR_BENCH = "Possibly room for two.",
        DECO_CHAIR_HORNED = "Rather ornate design.",
        DECO_CHAIR_FOOTREST = "A place to rest one's feet.",
        DECO_CHAIR_LOUNGE = "Furniture for lounging.",
        DECO_CHAIR_MASSAGER = "I say! Rather ghastly!",
        DECO_CHAIR_STUFFED = "I say! That looks comfy.",
        DECO_CHAIR_ROCKING = "A place to rest one's tired bones.",
        DECO_CHAIR_OTTOMAN = "A place to rest one's feet.",

        DECO_LAMP_FRINGE = "A resplendent lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_STAINGLASS = "An illuminating lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_DOWNBRIDGE = "An elegant lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_2EMBROIDERED = "Dual lights!",
        DECO_LAMP_CERAMIC = "A beautiful lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_GLASS = "A magnificent lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_2FRINGES = "Duplicate lamps.",
        DECO_LAMP_CANDELABRA = "An opulent lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_ELIZABETHAN = "A lavish lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_GOTHIC = "An elegant lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_ORB = "A lavish lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_BELLSHADE = "A magnificent lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_CRYSTALS = "A sparkliing lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_UPTURN = "A sumptuous lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_2UPTURNS = "A twinned lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_SPOOL = "Rather basic.",
        DECO_LAMP_EDISON = "Rather pared down.",
        DECO_LAMP_ADJUSTABLE = "An adaptable lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_RIGHTANGLES = "A plumb lamp.",
        DECO_LAMP_HOOFSPA = "An ornate lamp.",

        DECO_CHAISE = "A luxurious chaise lounge.",

        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_BASIC = "A little verdure decor.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_WIP = "A little foliage.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_FANCY = "An exquisite variety.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_BONSAI = "Rather exotic.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_DISHGARDEN = "Some plants for one's decoration.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_PHILODENDRON = "A modest plant.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_ORCHID = "Quite an exquisite specimen.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_DRACEANA = "An alluring variety.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_XEROGRAPHICA = "An exemplary hanging plant.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_BIRDCAGE = "An exemplary hanging plant.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_PALM = "An exquisite variety.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_ZZ = "Slender decor.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_FERNSTAND = "A fine variety.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_FERN = "A fine hanging fern.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_TERRARIUM = "Fascinating! A miniature greenhouse.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_PLANTPET = "Haw haw!",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_TRAPS = "Fascinating specimen.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_PITCHERS = "Fine hanging plants.",
        DECO_PLANTHOLDER_MARBLE = "An exquisite arrangement.",

        DECO_TABLE_ROUND = "An adequate table.",
        DECO_TABLE_BANKER = "An adequate table.",
        DECO_TABLE_DIY = "I say! Rather boorish.",
        DECO_TABLE_RAW = "I say! Rather quaint.",
        DECO_TABLE_CRATE = "I say! Rather coarse.",
        DECO_TABLE_CHESS = "Ah! Now to find someone to play.",

        DECO_ANTIQUITIES_WALLFISH = "Mounted game.",        
        DECO_ANTIQUITIES_BEEFALO = "Mounted game.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_PHOTO = "A fine specimen of a boy.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_FULLLENGTH_MIRROR = "I can make myself presentable.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_EMBROIDERY_HOOP = "A fine specimen of embroidery.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_MOSAIC = "Rather decorative.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_WREATH = "A bit of decoration.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_AXE = "A fine specimen.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_HUNT = "Fine hunting instruments.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_PERIODIC_TABLE = "Something for The Alchemical Society.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_GEARS_ART = "Interesting clockwork.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_CAPE = "Rather fetching.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_NO_SMOKING = "What interesting art.",
        DECO_WALLORNAMENT_BLACK_CAT = "Can't say that I've heard of the place.",

        WINDOW_ROUND_CURTAINS_NAILS = "Rather tasteless.",
        WINDOW_ROUND_BURLAP = "A bit coarse.",
        WINDOW_SMALL_PEAKED = "One may look out there.",
        WINDOW_LARGE_SQUARE = "Lets the sunshine in.",
        WINDOW_TALL = "Lets the sunshine in.",
        WINDOW_LARGE_SQUARE_CURTAIN = "A fine way to let in some sun.",
        WINDOW_TALL_CURTAIN = "A fine way to let in some sun.",

        DECO_WOOD_CORNERBEAM = "Sturdy.",
        DECO_MARBLE_CORNERBEAM = "Sturdy.",
        DECO_WOOD       = "Sturdy.",
        DECO_MILLINERY  = "Sturdy.",
        DECO_ROUND      = "Sturdy.",
        DECO_MARBLE     = "Sturdy.",

        SWINGING_LIGHT_BASIC_BULB = "Rather basic.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_FLORAL_BLOOMER = "Rather elaborate light.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_CHANDALIER_CANDLES = "Rather ornate light.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_ROPE_1 = "I say! It's rather ugly.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_ROPE_2 = "I say! It's rather ugly.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_FLORAL_BULB = "Quite exquisite.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_PENDANT_CHERRIES = "Rather cheery cherry light!",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_FLORAL_SCALLOP = "Rather ornate light.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_FLORAL_BLOOMER = "Rather pretty.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_BASIC_METAL = "Rather boring.",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_TOPHAT = "I say! A top hat!",
        SWINGING_LIGHT_DERBY = "I say! A derby hat!",

        RUG_ROUND = "One feels like one's being watched!",
        RUG_SQUARE = "A comfy rug.",
        RUG_OVAL = "An ornate rug.",
        RUG_RECTANGLE = "An ornate rug.",
        RUG_FUR = "A touch unrefined.",
        RUG_HEDGEHOG = "Charming.",
        RUG_PORCUPUSS = "A fine animal artifact.",
        RUG_HOOFPRINT = "I believe those are pig hoofs.",
        RUG_OCTAGON = "A comfy rug.",
        RUG_SWIRL = "A comfy rug.",
        RUG_CATCOON = "A fine specimen.",
        RUG_RUBBERMAT = "Rather basic.",
        RUG_WEB = "I say! This one's sticky.",
        RUG_METAL = "Not very comforting.",
        RUG_WORMHOLE = "I say! Is that working?",
        RUG_BRAID = "Charming.",
        RUG_BEARD = "Rather unrefined.",
        RUG_NAILBED = "Not very comforting.",
        RUG_CRIME = "I should like to examine this further.",
        RUG_TILES = "A fine example of a geometric pattern.",

        SHELVES_WOOD = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_CINDERBLOCKS = "Just what is one supposed to do with that?",
        SHELVES_MARBLE = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_MIDCENTURY = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_GLASS = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_LADDER = "I say! Is that a ladder?",
        SHELVES_HUTCH = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_INDUSTRIAL = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_ADJUSTABLE = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_WALLMOUNT = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_AFRAME = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_CRATES = "Just what is one supposed to do with that?",
        SHELVES_FRIDGE = "Just what is one supposed to do with that?",
        SHELVES_HOOKS = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_PIPE = "Rather unrefined.",
        SHELVES_HATTREE = "A place to put one's things.",
        SHELVES_PALLET = "Just what is one supposed to do with that?",

        ROCK_FLIPPABLE = "One never knows what one may find underneath.",

        PLAYER_HOUSE_COTTAGE = "The materials to build a small home.",
        PLAYER_HOUSE_VILLA = "The equipment to build a sizable home.",  
        PLAYER_HOUSE_TUDOR = "The goods to build a modest home.",
        PLAYER_HOUSE_MANOR = "The supplies to build one's manor.",                
        PLAYER_HOUSE_GOTHIC = "The elements for building an elaborate home.",                
        PLAYER_HOUSE_BRICK = "The materials to build a brick home.",   
        PLAYER_HOUSE_TURRET = "The components for a small stone dwelling.",
                     
        BRAMBLESPIKE = "I say! Watch those thorns!", 

        SUNKEN_RELIC = "Huzzah! I shall have to fish that out.",  

        IRON = "A fine mineral specimen.", 
        
        CLAWPALMTREE = "It rather looks like a hand.",     
        DUG_NETTLE = "I shall endeavor to find a place to plant this.",

        THUNDERBIRD = "I say! Rather interesting specimen.",
        THUNDERBIRDNEST = "A fine avian artifact.",
        FEATHER_THUNDER = "A rather decorative artifact.", 
        THUNDERHAT = "A headpiece made from avian artifacts.",

        WEEVOLE = "Blasted bugs!",
        WEEVOLE_CARAPACE = "Artifact from those blasted bugs.",
        ARMOR_WEEVOLE = "I feel rather morbid wearing this.",
        
        TUBERTREE = "Requires something other than an axe to chop that.",
        CORK = "It's quite light.", 

        CANDLEHAT = "I say! This will come in handy exploring ruins.",
        CORK_BAT = "For when one must restort to savagery.", 

        LEATHER = "A fine animal artifact.",
        BAT_HIDE = "Rather odd mishmash of bat and pig hide.", 

        ANCIENT_ROBOT_RIBS = "Huzzah! A metal artifact!",
        ANCIENT_ROBOT_CLAW = "Seems part of a whole.",
        ANCIENT_ROBOT_LEG = "Rather missing the rest of it.",    
        ANCIENT_ROBOT_HEAD = "I say, that's a curious sight!",

        TEATREE_NUT_COOKED = "Quite unused to such unrefined foods.",

        DEED = "Finally, some civility.",

		CLAWPALMTREE_SAPLING = "It should grow quickly, provided it's well kept.", 

        BANDITHAT = "Certainly a way to hide oneself.",
        PIGBANDIT = "I say! He's after my money!",

        PIG_RUINS_CREEPING_VINES = "It seems Nature's taking over.",

        MAGNIFYING_GLASS = "Huzzah! A fine tool for exploring.",

        CORKCHEST = "Rather handy.",
        CORKBOAT = "Rather poor quality, but it'll do in a pinch.",

        SEDIMENTPUDDLE = "Full of twinkling artifacts.",
        GOLDPAN = "Rather handy for prospecting.",

        PORKLAND_ENTRANCE = "A world to explore.",
        PORKLAND_EXIT = "Off to adventure.",

        POG = "What a jaunty little fellow.",

        PANGOLDEN = "A respendent specimen.",

        ROC_LEG = "I say! That is a considerable limb.",
        ROC_HEAD = "A rather noticeable cranium.",
        ROC_TAIL = "I should like a specimen of those feathers.",

        GNATMOUND = "An abode for those bothersome insects.",
        GNAT = "I do hope they don't bite.",
        
        PORKLAND_INTRO = "Rather odd fellow.",

        ROC_NEST_TREE1 = "I say, that's unusual.",
        ROC_NEST_TREE2 = "Artifact of some large bird, I believe.",
        ROC_NEST_BUSH = "There's a funny sight.",
        ROC_NEST_BRANCH1 = "What could have moved that here?",
        ROC_NEST_BRANCH2 = "What sort of beast could have moved that?",
        ROC_NEST_TRUNK = "Artifact of some sort of accident.",
        ROC_NEST_HOUSE = "I say, someone is missing their house!",
        ROC_NEST_RUSTY_LAMP = "Unusual artifact.",

        ROC_NEST_EGG1 = "I say, it's cracked!",
        ROC_NEST_EGG2 = "It's the egg of a rather large bird.",
        ROC_NEST_EGG3 = "I should like to see the bird.",
        ROC_NEST_EGG4 = "I'm rather craving an omelet.",

        ROC_ROBIN_EGG = "I do believe there is something inside.",

        TUBER_CROP = "Doesn't look ripe at all.",
        TUBER_BLOOM_CROP = "Ripe enough to eat.",
        TUBER_CROP_COOKED = "Still rather inedible.",
        TUBER_BLOOM_CROP_COOKED = "I prefer something a little more sophisticated.",

        ALLOY = "I say! That's useful.",

        ARMOR_METALPLATE = "I do enjoy this design.",
        METALPLATEHAT = "Has a rather Spanish flair to it.",

        SMELTER = "I say, that's rather clever!",

        BUGREPELLENT = "Imperative for exploring these parts.",
        
        HOGUSPORKUSATOR = "Haw haw, a flying pig!",

        GASCLOUD = "I say! I'll certainly keep clear of that.",

   	},
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "One can't see in this!",
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "I say! That's a bit of business.",
	DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "Not long for this world, I'm afraid.",
	DESCRIBE_MYSTERY = "I say, there's something hidden here...",
	
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "I say! It appears to be hatching!",
	},
}