diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/~doppler_defines/traits/declarations.dm b/code/__DEFINES/~doppler_defines/traits/declarations.dm
index 391336f06072b..8ee2c0d8e7f75 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/~doppler_defines/traits/declarations.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/~doppler_defines/traits/declarations.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,2 @@
-/// The trait that determines if someone has the system shock quirk.
-#define TRAIT_SYSTEM_SHOCK "trait_system_shock"
-
+/// The trait that determines if someone has the system shock quirk.
+#define TRAIT_SYSTEM_SHOCK "trait_system_shock"
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/_basetype.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/_basetype.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..48a1a91349a38
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/_basetype.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,83 @@
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure
+	name = "abandoned crate"
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/loot_structures.dmi'
+	density = TRUE
+	anchored = TRUE
+	layer = BELOW_OBJ_LAYER
+	obj_flags = CAN_BE_HIT
+	pass_flags_self = LETPASSTHROW|LETPASSCLICKS
+	max_integrity = 200
+
+	/// What storage datum we use
+	var/storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure
+	/// Weighted list of the loot that can spawn in this
+	var/list/loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/maintenance = 1,
+	)
+	/// This one is going to be weird, a string of dice to use when rolling number of contents
+	var/loot_spawn_dice_string = "2d4+1"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	create_storage(storage_type = storage_datum_to_use)
+	make_contents()
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	. += span_engradio("It might have other things you're looking for <b>if you look again later</b>?")
+	return .
+
+// Since it doesn't want to play nice for whatever reason
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/attack_hand(mob/living/user)
+	if(!user.can_perform_action(src, NEED_HANDS))
+		return ..()
+	atom_storage.open_storage(user)
+	return TRUE
+
+/// Fills random contents into this structure's inventory, starting a loop to respawn loot if the container is empty later
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/proc/make_contents()
+	var/refill_check_time = rand(15 MINUTES, 30 MINUTES)
+	spawn_loot()
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(make_contents)), refill_check_time)
+
+/// Spawns a random amount of loot into the structure, random numbers based on the amount of storage slots inside it
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/proc/spawn_loot()
+	if(length(contents))
+		for(var/obj/thing in contents)
+			qdel(thing)
+	var/random_loot_amount = roll(loot_spawn_dice_string)
+	for(var/loot_spawn in 1 to random_loot_amount)
+		var/obj/new_loot = pick_weight(loot_weighted_list)
+		new new_loot(src)
+	Shake(2, 2, 1 SECONDS)
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure
+	max_slots = 9
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_GIGANTIC
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 6
+	numerical_stacking = FALSE
+	rustle_sound = FALSE
+	screen_max_columns = 3
+	/// What sound this makes when people open it's storage
+	var/opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/plastic.mp3'
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/open_storage(mob/to_show)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	playsound(parent, opening_sound, 50, TRUE)
+
+// Loot items basetype, for convenience
+/obj/item/epic_loot
+	name = "epic loot!!!!!"
+	desc = "Unknown purpose, unknown maker, unknown value. The only thing I know for real: There will be loot."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/epic_loot.dmi'
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/items_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/items_righthand.dmi'
+	inhand_icon_state = "binoculars"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+
+/obj/item/epic_loot/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	. += span_engradio("You should probably <b>sell</b> or <b>recycle</b> this.")
+	return .
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/components.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/components.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..116507d6923e8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/components.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,214 @@
+/datum/export/epic_loot_components
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND
+	unit_name = "low value salvage"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/grenade_fuze,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/nail_box,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/cold_weld,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/signal_amp,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/fuel_conditioner,
+	)
+
+/datum/export/epic_loot_components_super
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 2
+	unit_name = "salvage"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/water_filter,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/thermometer,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/current_converter,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/electric_motor,
+	)
+
+/datum/export/epic_loot_components_super_super
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 3
+	unit_name = "high value salvage"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/thermal_camera,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_gyro,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/phased_array,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_battery,
+	)
+
+// Grenade fuze, an old design from an old time past. You can still make a pretty good grenade with it though
+/obj/item/epic_loot/grenade_fuze
+	name = "grenade fuze"
+	desc = "Just the fuze of a grenade, missing the explosive and arguably most important half of the grenade."
+	icon_state = "fuze"
+	inhand_icon_state = "pen"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/titanium = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/plasma = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// The filter part of a water filter machine, though these machines are insanely rare due to modern synthesis technology
+/obj/item/epic_loot/water_filter
+	name = "water filter cartridge"
+	desc = "A blue polymer tube filled with filter medium for use in an industrial water filtration unit."
+	icon_state = "water_filter"
+	inhand_icon_state = "miniFE"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/tools/weldingtool_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/tools/weldingtool_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/iron = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 3,
+		/datum/material/titanium = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Analog thermometer, how to tell temperature before gas analyzers were cool
+/obj/item/epic_loot/thermometer
+	name = "analog thermometer"
+	desc = "An outdated, and likely broken, analog thermometer."
+	icon_state = "thermometer"
+	inhand_icon_state = "razor"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/tools/multitool_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/tools/multitool_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/iron = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/silver = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// A box of nails, impossible tech on a space station
+/obj/item/epic_loot/nail_box
+	name = "box of nails"
+	desc = "A pristine box of nails, a method of keeping things together that we... can't really use here, in a space station."
+	icon_state = "nails"
+	inhand_icon_state = "rubberducky"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/iron = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/cardboard = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Used for joining together plastics, ideally.
+/obj/item/epic_loot/cold_weld
+	name = "tube of cold weld"
+	desc = "A tube of cold weld, used to join together plastics, usually for repair."
+	icon_state = "cold_weld"
+	inhand_icon_state = "razor"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// An electronic motor
+/obj/item/epic_loot/electric_motor
+	name = "electric motor"
+	desc = "An electrically driven motor for industrial applications."
+	icon_state = "motor"
+	inhand_icon_state = "miniFE"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/iron = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/silver = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Current converters, these change one rating of current into another in a mostly safe manner
+/obj/item/epic_loot/current_converter
+	name = "current converter"
+	desc = "A device for regulating electric current that passes through it."
+	icon_state = "current_converter"
+	inhand_icon_state = "miniFE"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/tools/weldingtool_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/tools/weldingtool_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/silver = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/gold = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Signal amplifiers, used to take a faint signal and return it stronger than before
+/obj/item/epic_loot/signal_amp
+	name = "signal amplifier"
+	desc = "A device for taking weakened input signals and strengthening them for use or listening."
+	icon_state = "signal_amp"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/iron = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/silver = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/gold = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Thermal camera modules
+/obj/item/epic_loot/thermal_camera
+	name = "thermal camera module"
+	desc = "An infrared sensing device used for the production of thermal camera systems."
+	icon_state = "thermal"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/plasma = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/gold = HALF_SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Shuttle gyroscopes, AKA how a shuttle realizes which way it's pointing
+/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_gyro
+	name = "shuttle gyroscope"
+	desc = "A bulky device used by shuttles and other space faring vessels to find the direction they are facing."
+	icon_state = "shuttle_gyro"
+	inhand_icon_state = "miniFE"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 3,
+		/datum/material/titanium = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 5,
+		/datum/material/silver = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4,
+		/datum/material/gold = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4
+	)
+
+/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_gyro/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/two_handed, require_twohands = TRUE)
+
+// Phased array elements, combine a bunch together to get god's strongest radar, or whatever else you can think of
+/obj/item/epic_loot/phased_array
+	name = "phased array element"
+	desc = "An element of a larger phased array. These combine together to produce sensing and scanning devices used on most common space-faring vessels."
+	icon_state = "phased_array"
+	inhand_icon_state = "blankplaque"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/silver = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/gold = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Shuttle batteries, used to power electronics while the engines are off
+/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_battery
+	name = "shuttle battery"
+	desc = "A massive shuttle-grade battery, used to keep the electronics of space-faring vessel powered while the main engines are de-activated."
+	icon_state = "ship_battery"
+	inhand_icon_state = "blankplaque"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 10,
+		/datum/material/silver = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4,
+		/datum/material/gold = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4,
+	)
+
+/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_battery/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/two_handed, require_twohands = TRUE)
+
+// Industrial fuel conditioner, used to keep most fuel-burning machines within regulations for waste emissions
+/obj/item/epic_loot/fuel_conditioner
+	name = "fuel conditioner"
+	desc = "A plastic container of fuel conditioner for industrial size plasma generators. \
+		Any generator that would need this is either much too large or much too old to be seen around here."
+	icon_state = "fuel_conditioner"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_pickup.ogg'
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/electronics.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/electronics.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..5719a1ed842e6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/electronics.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,143 @@
+/datum/export/epic_loot_electronics
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND
+	unit_name = "electronic salvage"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/device_fan,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/display_broken,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/civilian_circuit,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/processor,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/disk_drive,
+	)
+
+/datum/export/epic_loot_electronics_super
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 2
+	unit_name = "high value electronic salvage"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/display,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/graphics,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/military_circuit,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/power_supply,
+	)
+
+// Computer fans
+/obj/item/epic_loot/device_fan
+	name = "device fan"
+	desc = "An electronics cooling fan, used to keep computers and the like at reasonable temperatures while working."
+	icon_state = "device_fan"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 9,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// A display of some sort, this one probably still works
+/obj/item/epic_loot/display
+	name = "display"
+	desc = "An electronic display, used in any number of machines to display information to users."
+	icon_state = "display"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 5,
+		/datum/material/glass = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// A display of some sort, this one for sure does not work
+/obj/item/epic_loot/display_broken
+	name = "broken display"
+	desc = "An electronic display, used in any number of machines to display information to users. This one is broken."
+	icon_state = "display_broken"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 5,
+		/datum/material/glass = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 4,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// Martian made very high quality no scam 质量非常高
+/obj/item/epic_loot/graphics
+	name = "graphics processor"
+	desc = "A large processor card for the handling of computer generated graphics."
+	icon_state = "graphics"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+// A military general-use circuit board
+/obj/item/epic_loot/military_circuit
+	name = "military-grade circuit board"
+	desc = "A small circuit board commonly seen used by military-grade electronics."
+	icon_state = "circuit_military"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 6,
+		/datum/material/titanium = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+// A civilian general-use circuit board
+/obj/item/epic_loot/civilian_circuit
+	name = "general-purpose circuit board"
+	desc = "A small circuit board commonly seen used by general-purpose electronics."
+	icon_state = "civilian_circuit"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 6,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+// A computer processor unit
+/obj/item/epic_loot/processor
+	name = "processor core"
+	desc = "The processing core of a computer, the small chip responsible for all of the inner workings of most devices."
+	icon_state = "processor"
+	inhand_icon_state = "razor"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 3,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// A computer power supply
+/obj/item/epic_loot/power_supply
+	name = "computer power supply"
+	desc = "A computer power supply, used to provide regulated electric power to other components of a computer."
+	icon_state = "psu"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+// A drive for reading data from data disks in computers
+/obj/item/epic_loot/disk_drive
+	name = "hard-disk reader"
+	desc = "A device for reading and writing data to hard-disks, one of the most common data storage media on the frontier."
+	icon_state = "disk_drive"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/medical.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/medical.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..d645cc4160f0a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/medical.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+/datum/export/epic_loot_super_med_tools
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 5
+	unit_name = "high value medical salvage"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/vein_finder,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/eye_scope,
+	)
+
+// Vein finder, uses strong LED lights to reveal veins in someone's body. Perhaps the name "LEDX" rings a bell
+/obj/item/epic_loot/vein_finder
+	name = "medical vein locator"
+	desc = "A small device with a number of high intensity lights on one side. Used by medical professionals to locate veins in someone's body."
+	icon_state = "vein_finder"
+	inhand_icon_state = "headset"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+		/datum/material/gold = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+/obj/item/epic_loot/vein_finder/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity_flag)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!proximity_flag)
+		return
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return
+	user.visible_message(
+		"[user] determines that [target] does, in fact, have veins.",
+		"You determine that [target] does, in fact, have veins."
+	)
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/medical_holosign(get_turf(target), user)
+
+// Eyescope, a now rare device that was used to check the eyes of patients before the universal health scanner became common
+/obj/item/epic_loot/eye_scope
+	name = "medical eye-scope"
+	desc = "An outdated device used to examine a patient's eyes. Rare now due to the outbreak of the universal health scanner."
+	icon_state = "eyescope"
+	inhand_icon_state = "zippo"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/component_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/glass = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/valuables.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/valuables.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..fb209e9a6485e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_items/valuables.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,159 @@
+/datum/export/epic_loot_valuables
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 3
+	unit_name = "recovered valuables"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/press_pass,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/hdd,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/slim_diary,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/plasma_explosive,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/silver_chainlet,
+	)
+
+/datum/export/epic_loot_valuables_super
+	cost = PAYCHECK_COMMAND * 4
+	unit_name = "recovered high valuables"
+	export_types = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/ssd,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/military_flash,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/diary,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/corpo_folder,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/intel_folder,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/gold_chainlet,
+	)
+
+// An old press pass, perhaps of an unlucky soul who was reporting on the incident that made this place abandoned in the first place
+/obj/item/epic_loot/press_pass
+	name = "expired visitor pass"
+	desc = "An old lanyard with an expired visitor pass stuck to it. Most of the text has worn off, you can't tell who it was for or who it was issued by."
+	icon_state = "press_pass"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_pickup.ogg'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+	)
+
+// A computer SSD
+/obj/item/epic_loot/ssd
+	name = "solid-state drive"
+	desc = "A solid-state drive for computers, may even contain some still-valuable information on it!"
+	icon_state = "ssd"
+	inhand_icon_state = "razor"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+// A computer hard drive
+/obj/item/epic_loot/hdd
+	name = "hard drive"
+	desc = "A hard drive for computers, may even contain some still-valuable information on it!"
+	icon_state = "hard_disk"
+	inhand_icon_state = "razor"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_pickup.ogg'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+// Military-grade flash drives, made for use specifically with military computers
+/obj/item/epic_loot/military_flash
+	name = "military flash drive"
+	desc = "A military-grade flash drive for use in matching military-grade computer systems. Might even contain some still-valuable information on it!"
+	icon_state = "military_flash"
+	inhand_icon_state = "razor"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+		/datum/material/silver = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 2,
+	)
+
+// Someone's personal diary, or bootleg captain's log, whatever
+/obj/item/epic_loot/diary
+	name = "sealed diary"
+	desc = "An old, apparently well-kept diary with unknown information inside. May hold important data on the location it was found in."
+	icon_state = "diary"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_pickup.ogg'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+	)
+
+// A slimmer version of the regular diary
+/obj/item/epic_loot/slim_diary
+	name = "sealed slim diary"
+	desc = "An old, apparently well-kept diary with unknown information inside. May hold important data on the location it was found in."
+	icon_state = "slim_diary"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+	)
+
+// Straight up, a brick of plasma-cringe explosive, keep away from fire
+/obj/item/epic_loot/plasma_explosive
+	name = "brick of plasma-based explosive"
+	desc = "A really quite dangerous brick of a plasma-based explosive. Usually, a demolition charge or something of the sort, but, it's still a <b>bomb</b>."
+	icon_state = "plasma_explosive"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cardboard_box/cardboardbox_pickup.ogg'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plasma = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 3,
+	)
+
+/obj/item/epic_loot/plasma_explosive/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/explodable, 0, 1, 3, 5, 5)
+
+// A folder from some corporation with likely valuable data inside
+/obj/item/epic_loot/corpo_folder
+	name = "corporate data folder"
+	desc = "A blue folder with no label of who it's from. What is labeled, however, is the series of marks of confidential or trade secret information inside."
+	icon_state = "nt_folders"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_pickup.ogg'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+	)
+
+// Brown unlabeled folder of doom, may contain government secrets
+/obj/item/epic_loot/intel_folder
+	name = "intelligence folder"
+	desc = "A an unmarked, unassuming folder for documents. What is labeled, however, is the series of marks of confidential or trade secret information inside."
+	icon_state = "documents"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/book_pickup.ogg'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/plastic = SMALL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * 8,
+	)
+
+// A small chainlet made of silver
+/obj/item/epic_loot/silver_chainlet
+	name = "silver chainlet"
+	desc = "A small chainlet for decorating clothing or other items, made from silver."
+	icon_state = "silver_chain"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/silver = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
+
+// A small chainlet made of gold
+/obj/item/epic_loot/gold_chainlet
+	name = "gold chainlet"
+	desc = "A small chainlet for decorating clothing or other items, made from gold."
+	icon_state = "gold_chain"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/disk_pickup.ogg'
+	custom_materials = list(
+		/datum/material/gold = SHEET_MATERIAL_AMOUNT,
+	)
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/ammo_box.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/ammo_box.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..d9d5f0f21e060
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/ammo_box.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/ammo_box
+	max_slots = 6
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 6
+	screen_max_columns = 3
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_3.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/ammo_box
+	name = "small shipping crate"
+	desc = "A small reinforced box used for shipping small items in."
+	icon_state = "ammo_box"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/ammo_box
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d10-4"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_provisions = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_other_military_loot = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/ammo_box/super_evil
+	icon_state = "cache"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/ammo_box/random
+	icon_state = "ammo_box_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"ammo_box",
+		"cache",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/ammo_box/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/computer_tower.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/computer_tower.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..b53491ae61b63
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/computer_tower.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/computer
+	max_slots = 4
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 4
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/plastic.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/computer_tower
+	name = "computer tower"
+	desc = "A compact computer unit, missing it's monitor. May still contain valuable components inside."
+	icon_state = "alienware"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/computer
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d7-3"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_computer_parts = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/computer_tower/white
+	icon_state = "alienware_honeycrisp"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/computer_tower/eighties
+	icon_state = "alienware_tan_man"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/computer_tower/random
+	icon_state = "alienware_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"alienware",
+		"alienware_honeycrisp",
+		"alienware_tan_man",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/computer_tower/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/files.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/files.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..5a0557ffcdd6f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/files.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/file_cabinet
+	max_slots = 6
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 6
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/cabinet.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/file_cabinet
+	name = "filing cabinet"
+	desc = "A large filing cabinet, it even comes with terrible sounding unlubricated rails!"
+	icon_state = "files"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/file_cabinet
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d10-4"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_documents = 9,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/file_cabinet/white
+	icon_state = "files_clean"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/file_cabinet/random
+	icon_state = "files_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"files",
+		"files_clean",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/file_cabinet/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/grenade_box.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/grenade_box.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..df773672fec76
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/grenade_box.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/grenade_box
+	max_slots = 4
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 4
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_2.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/grenade_box
+	name = "small shipping crate"
+	desc = "A reinforced shipping crate for the transport of small items."
+	icon_state = "grenade_box"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/grenade_box
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d6-2"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_provisions = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_other_military_loot = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/grenade_box/evil
+	icon_state = "grenade_box_evil"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/grenade_box/random
+	icon_state = "grenade_box_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"grenade_box",
+		"grenade_box_evil",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/grenade_box/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/gun_case.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/gun_case.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..fa7d384e057bd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/gun_case.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/gun_box
+	max_slots = 4
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 4
+	screen_max_columns = 4
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_3.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/gun_box
+	name = "shipping crate"
+	desc = "A reinforced shipping crate foor the transport of larger items."
+	icon_state = "guncrate"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/gun_box
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d7-3"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_provisions = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_other_military_loot = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/gun_box/evil
+	icon_state = "guncrate_dark"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/gun_box/random
+	icon_state = "guncrate_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"guncrate",
+		"guncrate_dark",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/gun_box/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/large_crate.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/large_crate.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..1164a42b17a7f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/large_crate.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,63 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate
+	max_slots = 16
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 16
+	screen_max_columns = 4
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_3.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate
+	name = "provision transport crate"
+	desc = "A large crate for transporting equally large amounts of food supplies around."
+	icon_state = "foodcrate"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "4d5-4"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_provisions = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/medical
+	name = "medical transport crate"
+	desc = "A large crate for transporting equally large amounts of medical supplies around."
+	icon_state = "medcrate"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_everything = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/medical/airdrop
+	icon_state = "supplydrop"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/engineering
+	name = "engineering transport crate"
+	desc = "A large crate for transporting equally large amounts of tools and components around."
+	icon_state = "toolcrate"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/engineering/airdrop
+	icon_state = "supplydrop_yellow"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/military
+	name = "reinforced transport crate"
+	desc = "A large crate for transporting equally large amounts of militar."
+	icon_state = "supplydrop_green"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_provisions = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_other_military_loot = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_everything = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_supply_crate
+	name = "random supply crate spawner"
+	desc = "Automagically transforms into a random supply crate, hopefully filled with goodies."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/loot_structures.dmi'
+	icon_state = "crate_random"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/medical,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/medical/airdrop,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/engineering,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/engineering/airdrop,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/large_crate/military,
+	)
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/medbox.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/medbox.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..40ffab841a33d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/medbox.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/medical_box
+	max_slots = 6
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 6
+	screen_max_columns = 3
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/plastic.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/medbox
+	name = "emergency medical box"
+	desc = "A large, atmos-sealed plastic container for holding emergency medical supplies."
+	icon_state = "medbox"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/medical_box
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d8-2"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_everything = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/medbox/bleu
+	icon_state = "medbox_blue"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/medbox/red
+	icon_state = "medbox_red"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/medbox/random
+	icon_state = "medbox_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"medbox",
+		"medbox_blue",
+		"medbox_red",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/medbox/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/military_case.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/military_case.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..0b26b90cf3e74
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/military_case.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case
+	max_slots = 8
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 8
+	screen_max_columns = 4
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_3.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case
+	name = "large shipping crate"
+	desc = "A reinforced shipping crate for the transport of larger items."
+	icon_state = "military_crate"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d10-2"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_provisions = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_other_military_loot = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case/evil
+	icon_state = "guncrate_dark"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case/super_evil
+	icon_state = "larpbox"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case/random
+	icon_state = "military_crate_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"military_crate",
+		"military_crate_dark",
+		"larpbox",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/register.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/register.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..0013d6d7761a3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/register.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/register
+	max_slots = 2
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 2
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_2.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/register
+	name = "credits register"
+	desc = "A compact computing unit to handle transfers of credits between accounts. May still contain currency left behind!"
+	icon_state = "register_small"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/register
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d3-1"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/coin = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/money_small = 2,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/money = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/register/white
+	icon_state = "register_small_clean"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/register/big
+	icon_state = "register_big"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/register/big_white
+	icon_state = "register_big_clean"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/register/random
+	icon_state = "register_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"register_small",
+		"register_small_clean",
+		"register_big",
+		"register_big_clean",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/register/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/safe.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/safe.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..2b5342e028805
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/safe.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/desk_safe
+	max_slots = 2
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 2
+	screen_max_columns = 1
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_3.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/desk_safe
+	name = "compact safe"
+	desc = "A not-so-secure safe meant to fit around or under desks."
+	icon_state = "safe"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/desk_safe
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d3-1"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_strongbox_loot = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/desk_safe/bleu
+	icon_state = "safe_blue"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/desk_safe/random
+	icon_state = "safe_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"safe",
+		"safe_blue",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/desk_safe/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/toolbox.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/toolbox.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..43e2babff2852
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/toolbox.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox
+	max_slots = 6
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 6
+	screen_max_columns = 3
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_1.mp3'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox
+	name = "heavy toolbox"
+	desc = "An industrial grade toolbox, for when you need to carry a LOT of things to a job. \
+		It's previous owner has smartly attached this one pretty firmly to whatever surface it's on, \
+		to prevent theft."
+	icon_state = "toolbox"
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d8-2"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox/yellow
+	icon_state = "toolbox_yellow"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox/red
+	icon_state = "toolbox_red"
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox/random
+	icon_state = "toolbox_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"toolbox",
+		"toolbox_yellow",
+		"toolbox_red",
+	)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/wall_jackets.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/wall_jackets.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..3b3bfd24b0802
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/loot_structures/wall_jackets.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/jacket
+	max_slots = 2
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 4
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	opening_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_pickup.ogg'
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket
+	name = "hanging jacket"
+	desc = "Someone's old, now abandoned jacket. Maybe there's still stuff in the pockets?"
+	icon_state = "jacket_green"
+	density = FALSE
+	storage_datum_to_use = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/jacket
+	loot_spawn_dice_string = "1d3-1"
+	loot_weighted_list = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_sized_items = 1,
+	)
+
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket, 28)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	find_and_hang_on_wall()
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/yellow
+	icon_state = "jacket_yellow"
+
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/yellow, 28)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/blue
+	icon_state = "jacket_blue"
+
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/blue, 28)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/police
+	icon_state = "jacket_police"
+
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/police, 28)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/black
+	icon_state = "jacket_black"
+
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/black, 28)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/military
+	icon_state = "jacket_military"
+
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/military, 28)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/random
+	icon_state = "jacket_random"
+	/// The different icon states we can swap to when initializing
+	var/list/random_icon_states = list(
+		"jacket_green",
+		"jacket_yellow",
+		"jacket_blue",
+		"jacket_police",
+		"jacket_black",
+		"jacket_military",
+	)
+
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/random, 28)
+
+/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/random/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	icon_state = pick(random_icon_states)
+	update_appearance()
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/random_spawners_real.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/random_spawners_real.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..eab701f4a1391
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/random_spawners_real.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,690 @@
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot
+	name = "extraction loot spawner"
+	desc = "Gods please let there be nobody extract camping."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/epic_loot.dmi'
+	icon_state = null
+
+// Jacket pocket contents
+
+// Actual pocket items spawner
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_sized_items
+	name = "random pocket sized items"
+	icon_state = "random_pocket_valuable"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_valuable = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_medical = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_da_money = 1,
+	)
+
+// Chainlet, good or not good, call it
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_valuable
+	name = "random pocket valuable"
+	icon_state = "random_chain"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/silver_chainlet = 3,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/press_pass = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/military_flash = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/slim_diary = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/gold_chainlet = 1,
+	)
+
+// Pocket meds
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_medical
+	name = "random pocket medical item"
+	icon_state = "random_med_stack"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/iron = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/painkiller = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/ondansetron = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bandage = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bandage/makeshift = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/aloe = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/red_sun = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/gauze/sterilized = 1,
+	)
+
+// Pocket da money
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_da_money
+	name = "random pocket money"
+	icon_state = "random_pocket_valuable"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/money_small = 2,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/money = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/cigarette_pack = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/cigarette = 2,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/wallet_lighter = 2,
+	)
+
+// Medical related spawners
+
+// The medical everything spawner
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_everything
+	name = "random medical anything"
+	icon_state = "random_med_stack"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_stack_item = 2,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_stack_item_advanced = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/chemical = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_tools = 2,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medkit = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medpens = 2,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medpens_combat_based_redpilled = 1,
+	)
+
+// Basic healing items
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_stack_item
+	name = "random medical item"
+	icon_state = "random_med_stack"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/gauze = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/gauze/sterilized = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/suture/emergency = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/suture/coagulant = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/suture/bloody = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/ointment = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/red_sun = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/mesh = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/aloe = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bone_gel/one = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bone_gel = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bandage/makeshift = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bandage = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sticky_tape/surgical = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/blood/random = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/wound_recovery/robofoam = 2,
+		// Pill bottles
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/iron = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/potassiodide = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/painkiller = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/probital = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/happinesspsych = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/lsdpsych = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/mannitol = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/multiver = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/mutadone = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/neurine = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/ondansetron = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/psicodine = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/sansufentanyl = 1,
+	)
+
+// More advanced healing items
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_stack_item_advanced
+	name = "random advanced medical item"
+	icon_state = "random_med_stack_adv"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/gauze/sterilized = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/suture = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/suture/coagulant = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/suture/bloody = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/suture/medicated = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/red_sun = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/mesh = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/mesh/bloody = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/mesh/advanced = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/aloe = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bone_gel = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/bandage = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sticky_tape/surgical = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/poultice = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/wound_recovery = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/wound_recovery/rapid_coagulant = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/blood/random = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/wound_recovery/robofoam = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/wound_recovery/robofoam_super = 2,
+		// Medigels
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/libital = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/aiuri = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/sterilizine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/synthflesh = 1,
+		// Pill bottles
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/iron = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/potassiodide = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/painkiller = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/probital = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/happinesspsych = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/lsdpsych = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/mannitol = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/multiver = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/mutadone = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/neurine = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/ondansetron = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/psicodine = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/sansufentanyl = 1,
+	)
+
+// Chems and whatnot
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/chemical
+	name = "random chemical"
+	icon_state = "random_med_stack_adv"
+	loot = list(
+		// Chemjaks
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/epinephrine = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/morphine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/mannitol = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/multiver = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/ammoniated_mercury = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/syriniver = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/synaptizine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/fentanyl = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/formaldehyde = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/diphenhydramine = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/potass_iodide = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/salglu_solution = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/atropine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/capsaicin = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/fentanyl = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/leadacetate = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/thermite = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle/ethanol = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe = 2,
+		// Medigels
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/libital = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/aiuri = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/sterilizine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel/synthflesh = 1,
+	)
+
+// Medical tools spawner
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medical_tools
+	name = "random medical tools"
+	icon_state = "random_med_tools"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/bonesetter = 2,
+		/obj/item/cautery = 2,
+		/obj/item/cautery/cruel = 1,
+		/obj/item/clothing/neck/stethoscope = 2,
+		/obj/item/flashlight/pen = 2,
+		/obj/item/flashlight/pen/paramedic = 2,
+		/obj/item/healthanalyzer = 1,
+		/obj/item/healthanalyzer/simple = 2,
+		/obj/item/healthanalyzer/simple/disease = 2,
+		/obj/item/hemostat = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/bandages = 1,
+		/obj/item/bodybag = 2,
+		/obj/item/blood_filter = 2,
+		/obj/item/circular_saw = 2,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/latex/nitrile = 2,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical = 2,
+		/obj/item/retractor = 2,
+		/obj/item/scalpel = 2,
+		/obj/item/shears = 1,
+		/obj/item/surgical_drapes = 2,
+		/obj/item/surgicaldrill = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/vein_finder = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/eye_scope = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/dropper = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker/large = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/tube = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe = 2,
+		/obj/item/defibrillator = 1,
+		/obj/item/defibrillator/loaded = 1,
+		/obj/item/emergency_bed = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_medical_case = 1,
+	)
+
+// Random medkits
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medkit
+	name = "random medkit"
+	icon_state = "random_medkit"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/medkit/civil_defense/stocked = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/medkit/civil_defense/comfort/stocked = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/medkit/frontier/stocked = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/medkit/combat_surgeon/stocked = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/medkit/robotic_repair/stocked = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/medkit/robotic_repair/preemo/stocked = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/deforest_medkit/stocked = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/deforest_surgical/stocked = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_medpen_case = 2,
+	)
+
+// Random medpens for healing yourself
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medpens
+	name = "random autoinjectors"
+	icon_state = "random_medpen_spawner"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/occuisate = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/adrenaline = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/morpital = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/lipital = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/meridine = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/synephrine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/calopine = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/coagulants = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/krotozine = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/lepoturi = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/psifinil = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/halobinin = 2,
+	)
+
+// Random medpens for fighting other people
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/medpens_combat_based_redpilled
+	name = "random combat autoinjectors"
+	icon_state = "random_medpen_advanced"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/adrenaline = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/morpital = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/lipital = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/synephrine = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/calopine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/coagulants = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/krotozine = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/lepoturi = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/twitch = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/demoneye = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/aranepaine = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/pentibinin = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen/deforest/synalvipitol = 2,
+	)
+
+// Tool and supply spawners
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_engineering
+	name = "random engineering thing"
+	icon_state = "random_component"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_components = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_computer_parts = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_tools = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_construction = 1,
+	)
+
+// Sellable components
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_components
+	name = "random components"
+	icon_state = "random_component"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/water_filter = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/thermometer = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/nail_box = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/cold_weld = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/electric_motor = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/current_converter = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/signal_amp = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/thermal_camera = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_gyro = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/phased_array = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_battery = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/fuel_conditioner = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/display = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/display_broken = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/civilian_circuit = 2,
+	)
+
+// Random computer parts
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_computer_parts
+	name = "random computer parts"
+	icon_state = "random_electronic_part"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/signal_amp = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/device_fan = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/graphics = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/military_circuit = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/civilian_circuit = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/processor = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/power_supply = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/disk_drive = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/ssd = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/hdd = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/military_flash = 1,
+	)
+
+// Random tools
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_tools
+	name = "random tools and supplies"
+	icon_state = "random_tool"
+	loot = list(
+		// Wrench
+		/obj/item/wrench = 3,
+		/obj/item/wrench/bolter = 2,
+		/obj/item/wrench/caravan = 1,
+		/obj/item/wrench/combat = 1,
+		// Screwdriver
+		/obj/item/screwdriver = 3,
+		/obj/item/screwdriver/omni_drill = 2,
+		/obj/item/screwdriver/caravan = 1,
+		// Crowbar
+		/obj/item/crowbar = 3,
+		/obj/item/crowbar/large/doorforcer = 2,
+		/obj/item/crowbar/red/caravan = 1,
+		/obj/item/fireaxe/metal_h2_axe = 1,
+		// Wirecutters
+		/obj/item/wirecutters = 3,
+		/obj/item/wirecutters/caravan = 1,
+		// Welder
+		/obj/item/weldingtool = 3,
+		/obj/item/weldingtool/largetank = 3,
+		/obj/item/weldingtool/arc_welder = 2,
+		/obj/item/weldingtool/experimental = 1,
+		// Multitool
+		/obj/item/multitool = 2,
+		/obj/item/multitool/ai_detect = 1,
+		// Rapid whatever tools
+		/obj/item/pipe_dispenser = 1,
+		/obj/item/construction/rcd = 1,
+		/obj/item/construction/rtd = 1,
+		// Misc tools and related items
+		/obj/item/stack/cable_coil = 3,
+		/obj/item/flashlight = 2,
+		/obj/item/flashlight/flare = 3,
+		/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/metalfoam = 2,
+		/obj/item/geiger_counter = 2,
+		/obj/item/analyzer = 2,
+		// Various methods of insulation
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/yellow = 2,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/chief_engineer = 1,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/atmos = 1,
+		// Misc utility clothing
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/tinkerer = 1,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/utility/welding = 2,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/utility/hardhat/welding = 1,
+		/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson = 3,
+		/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/engine = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/belt/utility = 2,
+		/obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots = 2,
+		// Tapes
+		/obj/item/stack/sticky_tape = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sticky_tape/super = 1,
+		// Cells
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/power_store/cell/upgraded = 1,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/power_store/cell/crap = 2,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/power_store/battery/upgraded = 1,
+		/obj/item/stock_parts/power_store/battery/crap = 2,
+		// Masks
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas = 3,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/welding = 2,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/atmos/frontier_colonist = 2,
+		// Air tanks
+		/obj/item/tank/internals/nitrogen/belt = 1,
+		/obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/engi = 2,
+		/obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/double = 1,
+		// stuff
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_cooler = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_money_case = 1,
+		// Robofoam is a tool, right?
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/wound_recovery/robofoam = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical/wound_recovery/robofoam_super = 1,
+	)
+
+// Random construction stuff
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_construction
+	name = "random constructions"
+	icon_state = "random_tool"
+	loot = list(
+		// Sheets
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/twenty = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/iron/ten = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/glass/fifty = 1,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic/five = 3,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/plastic_wall_panel/ten = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/rods/twentyfive = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/tinumium/three = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/silver = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold = 2,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma/five = 2,
+		// Flatpack machines
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/airlock_kit = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/airlock_kit_manual = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/arc_furnace = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/co2_cracker = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/frontier_griddle = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/frontier_range = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/fuel_generator = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/gps_beacon = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/hydro_synth = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/large_station_battery = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/macrowave = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/ore_silo = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/ore_thumper = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/organics_printer = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/organics_ration_printer = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/recycler = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/rtg = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/shutter_kit = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/solar = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/solar_tracker = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/station_battery = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/stirling_generator = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/sustenance_machine = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/thermomachine = 1,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/water_synth = 2,
+		/obj/item/flatpacked_machine/wind_turbine = 2,
+		/obj/item/folded_navigation_gigabeacon = 1,
+		/obj/item/wallframe/cell_charger_multi = 2,
+		/obj/item/wallframe/frontier_medstation = 1,
+		/obj/item/wallframe/wall_heater = 2,
+		/obj/item/wallframe/digital_clock = 1,
+		// Other things
+		/obj/item/door_seal = 2,
+	)
+
+// Things from a safe
+
+// Documents and whatnot
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_documents
+	name = "random documents"
+	icon_state = "random_documents"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/folder/white = 2,
+		/obj/item/folder/red = 2,
+		/obj/item/folder/blue = 2,
+		/obj/item/folder/ancient_paperwork = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/intel_folder = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/corpo_folder = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/slim_diary = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/diary = 2,
+		/obj/item/computer_disk/maintenance = 2,
+		/obj/item/computer_disk/black_market = 1,
+		/obj/item/computer_disk/virus = 1,
+		/obj/item/clipboard = 2,
+		/obj/item/pen/fountain/captain = 1,
+		/obj/item/pen/fountain = 2,
+		/obj/item/pen/screwdriver = 1,
+		/obj/item/pen/red = 2,
+		/obj/item/pen/blue = 2,
+		/obj/item/pen/fourcolor = 2,
+		/obj/item/pen/survival = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_docs_case = 1,
+		/obj/item/book/granter/crafting_recipe/dusting/smoothbore_disabler_prime = 1,
+		/obj/item/book/granter/crafting_recipe/dusting/laser_musket_prime = 1,
+		/obj/item/book/granter/crafting_recipe/dusting/pipegun_prime = 1,
+		/obj/item/book/granter/crafting_recipe/death_sandwich = 1,
+		/obj/item/book/granter/crafting_recipe/trash_cannon = 1,
+		/obj/item/book/granter/crafting_recipe/donk_secret_recipe = 1,
+	)
+
+// Stuff that comes in strongboxes specifically
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_strongbox_loot
+	name = "random strongbox loot"
+	icon_state = "random_strongbox_loot"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/ssd = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/hdd = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/pocket_valuable = 2,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_documents = 2,
+	)
+
+// Unsorted yeah
+
+// "Military" loot
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_other_military_loot
+	name = "random military loot"
+	desc = "Automagically transforms into some kind of misc. military loot item."
+	icon_state = "random_loot_military"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer = 3,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas = 2,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/atmos/frontier_colonist = 2,
+		/obj/item/folder/ancient_paperwork = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/intel_folder = 3,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/slim_diary = 3,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/ssd = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/hdd = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/military_flash = 2,
+		/obj/item/computer_disk/maintenance = 2,
+		/obj/item/computer_disk/black_market = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/plasma_explosive = 1,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/grenade_fuze = 3,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/signal_amp = 3,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/thermal_camera = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_gyro = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/phased_array = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/shuttle_battery = 2,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/military_circuit = 3,
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_medpen_case = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_docs_case = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_org_pouch = 2,
+	)
+
+// Random food for transport
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_provisions
+	name = "random provisions"
+	icon_state = "random_food"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/cheese = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/mint = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/sustenance_bar/neapolitan = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_snacks/mothmallow = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_snacks/moth_bag = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_snacks/moth_bag/cheesecake = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_snacks/moth_bag/cheesecake/honey = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_snacks/moth_bag/fuel_jack = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_tray_meal/side/cornbread = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_tray_meal/side/moffin = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/vendor_tray_meal/side/roasted_seeds = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/brain_pate = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/branrequests = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/breadslice/corn = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/breadslice/reispan = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/breadslice/plain = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/breadslice/root = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/butter = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/candy = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/beans = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/peaches = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/tomatoes = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/chap = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/desert_snails = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/envirochow = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/jellyfish = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/larvae = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/pine_nuts = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/canned/squid_ink = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/cheese/firm_cheese_slice = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/cheese/firm_cheese = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/chocolatebar = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/cnds/random = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/colonial_course/pljeskavica = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/colonial_course/nachos = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/colonial_course/blins = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/cornchips/random = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/peanuts/random = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/ready_donk = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/ready_donk/donkhiladas = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/ready_donk/donkrange_chicken = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/ready_donk/mac_n_cheese = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/ready_donk/nachos_grandes = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/ready_donk/country_chicken = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/ready_donk/salisbury_steak = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/semki = 3,
+		/obj/item/food/spacers_sidekick = 2,
+		/obj/item/food/sticko/random = 3,
+		// Ingredients
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/juice/limejuice = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/juice/orangejuice = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/juice/pineapplejuice = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/milk = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/sugar/small_ration = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/flour/small_ration = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/small_ration_korta_flour = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/cherryjelly = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/rice/small_ration = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/soymilk/small_ration = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/cornmeal = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/grounding_solution = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/bbqsauce = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/chocolate = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/coconut_milk = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/curry_powder = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/dashi_concentrate = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/donksauce = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/vegetable_oil = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/worcestershire = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/enzyme = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/honey = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/hotsauce = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/ketchup = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/mayonnaise = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/peanut_butter = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/protein = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/red_bay = 2,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/vinegar = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/coldsauce = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/spaceman_ration/meats = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/spaceman_ration/meats/lizard = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/spaceman_ration/meats/fish = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/spaceman_ration/plants = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/spaceman_ration/plants/alternate = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/spaceman_ration/plants/lizard = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/spaceman_ration/plants/mothic = 2,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/papersack/ration_bread_slice = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/colonial_rations = 1,
+		// Da cooler
+		/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_cooler = 2,
+	)
+
+// Da money
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/money/one
+	spawn_loot_count = 1
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/entertainment/money_small/one
+	spawn_loot_count = 1
+
+// Maint structure spawner
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_maint_loot_structure
+	name = "random maintenance loot structure"
+	desc = "Automagically transforms into a random loot structure that spawns in maint."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/loot_structures.dmi'
+	icon_state = "random_maint_structure"
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/ammo_box/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/computer_tower/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/file_cabinet/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/grenade_box/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/gun_box/random,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_supply_crate,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/medbox/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/military_case/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/register/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/desk_safe/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/toolbox/random,
+		/obj/structure/maintenance_loot_structure/wall_jacket/random,
+	)
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/storage_containers/containers.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/storage_containers/containers.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..682315b83a58b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/storage_containers/containers.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,232 @@
+/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_medpen_case
+	name = "autoinjector case"
+	desc = "A semi-rigid case for holding a large number of autoinjectors inside of."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pencase"
+	equip_sound = 'sound/items/equip/toolbelt_equip.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_pickup.ogg'
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_drop.ogg'
+	storage_type = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_medpen_case
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_POCKETS
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_medpen_case
+	max_slots = 6
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL * 6
+	numerical_stacking = TRUE
+	opening_sound = 'sound/items/zip/un_zip.ogg'
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_medpen_case/New()
+	. = ..()
+
+	can_hold = typecacheof(list(
+		/obj/item/dnainjector,
+		/obj/item/hypospray,
+		/obj/item/implant,
+		/obj/item/implantcase,
+		/obj/item/implanter,
+		/obj/item/lazarus_injector,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle,
+	))
+
+/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_docs_case
+	name = "documents case"
+	desc = "A large pouch conveniently shaped to hold all of the valueable paperwork in the galaxy."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "documents"
+	equip_sound = 'sound/items/equip/toolbelt_equip.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_pickup.ogg'
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_drop.ogg'
+	storage_type = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_docs_case
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_POCKETS
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_docs_case
+	max_slots = 4
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 4
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	numerical_stacking = TRUE
+	opening_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_pickup.ogg'
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_docs_case/New()
+	. = ..()
+
+	can_hold = typecacheof(list(
+		/obj/item/folder,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/intel_folder,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/corpo_folder,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/slim_diary,
+		/obj/item/epic_loot/diary,
+		/obj/item/computer_disk,
+		/obj/item/paper,
+		/obj/item/photo,
+		/obj/item/documents,
+		/obj/item/paperwork,
+		/obj/item/clipboard,
+	))
+
+/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_org_pouch
+	name = "organizational pouch"
+	desc = "A pouch with every possible type of pocket and organizer stuck into it, to hold all of the small stuff you could think of."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "sick"
+	equip_sound = 'sound/items/equip/toolbelt_equip.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_pickup.ogg'
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/cloth_drop.ogg'
+	storage_type = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_org_pouch
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_POCKETS
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_org_pouch
+	max_slots = 4
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL * 4
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	numerical_stacking = TRUE
+	opening_sound = 'sound/items/zip/un_zip.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_cooler
+	name = "compact cooler"
+	desc = "A wonder in food storage technology, it's a blue bag that you can put food in."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cooler"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/toolbox_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/toolbox_righthand.dmi'
+	inhand_icon_state = "toolbox_blue"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	storage_type = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_cooler
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_cooler
+	max_slots = 12
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 12
+	screen_max_columns = 4
+	numerical_stacking = FALSE
+	opening_sound = 'sound/items/zip/un_zip.ogg'
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_cooler/New()
+	. = ..()
+
+	can_hold = typecacheof(list(
+		/obj/item/food,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup,
+	))
+
+/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_money_case
+	name = "money case"
+	desc = "A heavy duty case for the transportation of (bribe) money."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "money_case"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/briefcase_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/briefcase_righthand.dmi'
+	inhand_icon_state = "lockbox"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	storage_type = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_the_money
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_the_money
+	max_slots = 6
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL * 6
+	screen_max_columns = 2
+	numerical_stacking = FALSE
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_1.mp3'
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_the_money/New()
+	. = ..()
+
+	can_hold = typecacheof(list(
+		/obj/item/stack/spacecash,
+		/obj/item/coin,
+	))
+
+/obj/item/storage/epic_loot_medical_case
+	name = "medical case"
+	desc = "A heavy duty case for the transportation of medical supplies."
+	icon = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "medical"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/briefcase_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/briefcase_righthand.dmi'
+	inhand_icon_state = "bitrunning"
+	drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_drop.ogg'
+	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/ammobox_pickup.ogg'
+	storage_type = /datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_medkit
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_medkit
+	max_slots = 21
+	max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	max_total_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY * 21
+	screen_max_columns = 7
+	numerical_stacking = FALSE
+	opening_sound = 'modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_1.mp3'
+
+/datum/storage/maintenance_loot_structure/epic_loot_medkit/New()
+	. = ..()
+
+	can_hold = typecacheof(list(
+		/obj/item/blood_filter,
+		/obj/item/bonesetter,
+		/obj/item/cautery,
+		/obj/item/circular_saw,
+		/obj/item/clothing/glasses,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves,
+		/obj/item/clothing/neck/stethoscope,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/breath,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/muzzle,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical,
+		/obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/labcoat/hospitalgown,
+		/obj/item/construction/plumbing,
+		/obj/item/dnainjector,
+		/obj/item/extinguisher/mini,
+		/obj/item/flashlight/pen,
+		/obj/item/geiger_counter,
+		/obj/item/gun/syringe/syndicate,
+		/obj/item/healthanalyzer,
+		/obj/item/hemostat,
+		/obj/item/holosign_creator/medical,
+		/obj/item/hypospray,
+		/obj/item/implant,
+		/obj/item/implantcase,
+		/obj/item/implanter,
+		/obj/item/lazarus_injector,
+		/obj/item/lighter,
+		/obj/item/pinpointer/crew,
+		/obj/item/plunger,
+		/obj/item/radio,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/blood,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/dropper,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/beaker,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/bottle,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/tube,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/medigel,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/spray,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe,
+		/obj/item/retractor,
+		/obj/item/scalpel,
+		/obj/item/shears,
+		/obj/item/stack/medical,
+		/obj/item/stack/sticky_tape,
+		/obj/item/stamp,
+		/obj/item/sensor_device,
+		/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle,
+		/obj/item/surgical_drapes,
+		/obj/item/surgicaldrill,
+		/obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen,
+		/obj/item/wrench/medical,
+		/obj/item/emergency_bed,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/bandages,
+		/obj/item/bodybag,
+	))
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/where_they_spawn.dm b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/where_they_spawn.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..2d981ae7598d3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/code/where_they_spawn.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/box
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/structure/closet/cardboard = 9,
+		/obj/structure/closet/cardboard/metal = 1,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_maint_loot_structure = 3,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/crate
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_maint_loot_structure = 1000,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/crate_loot = 744,
+		/obj/structure/closet/crate/trashcart/filled = 75,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/moisture_trap = 50,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/hobo_squat = 30,
+		/obj/structure/closet/mini_fridge = 35,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/mess = 30,
+		/obj/item/kirbyplants/fern = 20,
+		/obj/structure/closet/crate/decorations = 15,
+		/obj/effect/decal/remains/human/smokey/maintenance = 7,
+		/obj/structure/destructible/cult/pants_altar = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/crate_loot
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_maint_loot_structure = 30,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/closet_empty/crate/with_loot = 15,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/closet_empty/crate = 4,
+		/obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot = 1,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/closet_maintenance
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/epic_loot/random_maint_loot_structure = 15,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/closet_empty = 10,
+		/obj/structure/closet/emcloset = 2,
+		/obj/structure/closet/firecloset = 2,
+		/obj/structure/closet/toolcloset = 2,
+		/obj/structure/closet/l3closet = 1,
+		/obj/structure/closet/radiation = 1,
+		/obj/structure/closet/bombcloset = 1,
+		/obj/structure/closet/mini_fridge/grimy = 1,
+	)
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/epic_loot.dmi b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/epic_loot.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..e05a53aefdea6
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/loot_structures.dmi b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/loot_structures.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..213c69849cfef
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/icons/storage_items.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..04e6db41d6708
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/attributions.txt b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/attributions.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..6aee04bdec393
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/attributions.txt
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+The sounds in this folder are all from https://pixabay.com/users/38928062/ as of the time of writing this comment
diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/cabinet.mp3 b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/cabinet.mp3
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..b2380969d783d
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/plastic.mp3 b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/plastic.mp3
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..469ff97a2fdde
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_1.mp3 b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_1.mp3
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..3fdf354ae0b07
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_2.mp3 b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_2.mp3
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..01fa391d6cccc
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_3.mp3 b/modular_doppler/epic_loot/sound/wood_crate_3.mp3
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..aa3d9954f8266
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diff --git a/modular_doppler/objects_and_structures/code/structure.dm b/modular_doppler/objects_and_structures/code/structure.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index 8ebda2b81ed2f..0000000000000
--- a/modular_doppler/objects_and_structures/code/structure.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
-/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/crate
-	name = "crate spawner"
-	icon_state = "crate_secure"
-	loot = list(
-		/obj/effect/spawner/random/structure/crate_loot = 495,
-		/obj/structure/trash_pile = 250,
-		/obj/structure/closet/crate/trashcart/filled = 75,
-		/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/moisture_trap = 50,
-		/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/hobo_squat = 30,
-		/obj/structure/closet/mini_fridge = 35,
-		/obj/effect/spawner/random/trash/mess = 30,
-		/obj/item/kirbyplants/fern = 20,
-		/obj/structure/closet/crate/decorations = 15,
-		/obj/effect/decal/remains/human/smokey/maintenance = 7,
-		/obj/structure/destructible/cult/pants_altar = 1,
-	)
diff --git a/modular_doppler/objects_and_structures/code/trash_pile.dm b/modular_doppler/objects_and_structures/code/trash_pile.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index 8e38a9bc46796..0000000000000
--- a/modular_doppler/objects_and_structures/code/trash_pile.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,138 +0,0 @@
-/obj/structure/trash_pile
-	name = "trash pile"
-	desc = "A heap of garbage, but maybe there's something interesting inside?"
-	icon = 'modular_doppler/objects_and_structures/icons/trash_piles.dmi'
-	icon_state = "randompile"
-	density = TRUE
-	anchored = TRUE
-	layer = TABLE_LAYER
-	obj_flags = CAN_BE_HIT
-	pass_flags = LETPASSTHROW
-
-	max_integrity = 50
-
-	var/hide_person_time = 30
-	var/hide_item_time = 15
-
-	var/list/searchedby	= list()// Characters that have searched this trashpile, with values of searched time.
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	icon_state = pick(
-		"pile1",
-		"pile2",
-		"pilechair",
-		"piletable",
-		"pilevending",
-		"brtrashpile",
-		"microwavepile",
-		"rackpile",
-		"boxfort",
-		"trashbag",
-		"brokecomp",
-	)
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/proc/do_search(mob/user)
-	if(contents.len) // There's something hidden
-		var/atom/hidden_atom = contents[contents.len] // Get the most recent hidden thing
-		if(istype(hidden_atom, /mob/living))
-			var/mob/living/hidden_mob = hidden_atom
-			balloon_alert(user, "someone is inside!")
-			eject_mob(hidden_mob)
-		else if (istype(hidden_atom, /obj/item))
-			var/obj/item/hidden_item = hidden_atom
-			balloon_alert(user, "found something!")
-			hidden_item.forceMove(src.loc)
-	else
-		// You already searched this one bruh
-		if(user.ckey in searchedby)
-			balloon_alert(user, "already searched!")
-		// You found an item!
-		else
-			produce_alpha_item()
-			balloon_alert(user, "found something!")
-			searchedby += user.ckey
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/attack_hand(mob/user)
-	// Human mob
-	if(ishuman(user))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_user = user
-		human_user.visible_message("[user] searches through \the [src].", span_notice("You search through \the [src]."))
-		// Do the searching
-		if(do_after(user, rand(4 SECONDS, 6 SECONDS), target = src))
-			if(src.loc) // Let's check if the pile still exists
-				do_search(user)
-	else
-		return ..()
-
-// Random lists
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/proc/produce_alpha_item()
-	var/lootspawn = pick_weight(GLOB.maintenance_loot)
-	while(islist(lootspawn))
-		lootspawn = pick_weight(lootspawn)
-	var/obj/item/hidden_item = new lootspawn(get_turf(src))
-	return hidden_item
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/mouse_drop_receive(atom/dropping, mob/user, params)
-	if(user == dropping && iscarbon(dropping))
-		var/mob/living/dropped_mob = dropping
-		if(dropped_mob.mobility_flags & MOBILITY_MOVE)
-			dive_in_pile(user)
-			return
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/proc/eject_mob(mob/living/hidden_mob)
-	hidden_mob.forceMove(src.loc)
-	playsound(hidden_mob.loc, 'sound/machines/chime.ogg', 50, FALSE, -5)
-	hidden_mob.do_alert_animation(hidden_mob)
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/proc/do_dive(mob/user)
-	if(contents.len)
-		for(var/mob/hidden_mob in contents)
-			balloon_alert(user, "already someone inside!")
-			eject_mob(hidden_mob)
-			return FALSE
-	return TRUE
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/proc/dive_in_pile(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] starts diving into [src]."), \
-								span_notice("You start diving into [src]..."))
-	var/adjusted_dive_time = hide_person_time
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_RESTRAINED)) // hiding takes twice as long when restrained.
-		adjusted_dive_time *= 2
-
-	if(do_after(user, adjusted_dive_time, user))
-		if(src.loc) // Checking if structure has been destroyed
-			if(do_dive(user))
-				user.forceMove(src)
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/proc/can_hide_item(obj/item/hidden_item)
-	if(contents.len > 10)
-		return FALSE
-	return TRUE
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/attackby(obj/item/hidden_item, mob/living/user, params)
-	if(!user.combat_mode)
-		if(can_hide_item(hidden_item))
-			balloon_alert(user, "hiding item...")
-			if(do_after(user, hide_item_time, user))
-				if(src.loc)
-					if(user.transferItemToLoc(hidden_item, src))
-						balloon_alert(user, "item hidden")
-					else
-						balloon_alert(user, "it's stuck to your hand!")
-		else
-			balloon_alert(user, "it's full!")
-		return
-
-	. = ..()
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/Destroy()
-	for(var/atom/movable/pile_contents in src)
-		pile_contents.forceMove(src.loc)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/container_resist_act(mob/user)
-	user.forceMove(src.loc)
-
-/obj/structure/trash_pile/relaymove(mob/user)
-	container_resist_act(user)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e19b6041b1bcd..a6a8905e39b7c 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -6653,6 +6653,26 @@
 #include "modular_doppler\emotes\code\overlay_emotes\overlay_emotes.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\enterprise_resource_planning\code\breasts.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\enterprise_resource_planning\code\erp_prefs.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\_basetype.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\random_spawners_real.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\where_they_spawn.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_items\components.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_items\electronics.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_items\medical.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_items\valuables.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\ammo_box.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\computer_tower.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\files.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\grenade_box.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\gun_case.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\large_crate.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\medbox.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\military_case.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\register.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\safe.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\toolbox.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\loot_structures\wall_jackets.dm"
+#include "modular_doppler\epic_loot\code\storage_containers\containers.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\examinemore\code\examine_more.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\face_mouse_preferences\code\face_mouse_pref.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\flavortext_and_records\code\defines.dm"
@@ -7142,9 +7162,7 @@
 #include "modular_doppler\objects_and_structures\code\icemoon_tiles.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\objects_and_structures\code\mannequin.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\objects_and_structures\code\sauna_oven.dm"
-#include "modular_doppler\objects_and_structures\code\structure.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\objects_and_structures\code\towel_bins.dm"
-#include "modular_doppler\objects_and_structures\code\trash_pile.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\objects_and_structures\code\watercloset.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\pixel_shift\living.dm"
 #include "modular_doppler\pixel_shift\living_movement.dm"