diff --git a/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm b/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm
index 61bc4218622..3efc26214bf 100644
--- a/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mod/mod_theme.dm
@@ -1575,7 +1575,9 @@
 		anti-corrosion coated suit for high-ranking CentCom Officers, deploying pristine protective armor and \
 		advanced actuators, feeling practically weightless when turned on. Scraping the paint of this suit is \
 		counted as a war-crime and reason for immediate execution in over fifty Nanotrasen space stations. \
-		The resemblance to a Gorlex Marauder helmet is purely coincidental."
+		The resemblance to a Gorlex Marauder helmet is purely coincidental. This is the newest V2 revision, which has \
+		reflective reinforced-plasmaglass shielding weaved with advanced kevlar fibers. Sources say that some of the armor \
+		is ripped straight from an Apocryphal MODsuit."
 	default_skin = "corporate"
 	armor_type = /datum/armor/mod_theme_corporate
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF|ACID_PROOF
@@ -1618,11 +1620,11 @@
 	)
 
 /datum/armor/mod_theme_corporate
-	melee = 50
-	bullet = 40
-	laser = 50
+	melee = 65
+	bullet = 65
+	laser = 55
 	energy = 50
-	bomb = 50
+	bomb = 60
 	bio = 100
 	fire = 100
 	acid = 100