diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/spirit_board.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/spirit_board.dm
index d30e1363052..2e6a2bd9a07 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/spirit_board.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/spirit_board.dm
@@ -6,77 +6,102 @@
 	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
 	density = TRUE
 	anchored = FALSE
+	/// Whether no one has moved the planchette yet.
 	var/virgin = TRUE //applies especially to admins
-	var/next_use = 0
-	var/planchette = "A"
+	/// How long between planchette movements.
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(next_use)
+	/// Where the planchette is currently pointing.
+	var/planchette
+	/// Ckey of last mob to use the board.
 	var/lastuser = null
+	/// List of options ghosts (or people) can pick from.
+	var/list/ghosty_options = list(
+		"A","B","C","D","E","F","G","H","I","J","K","L","M","N","O","P","Q","R","S","T","U","V","W","X","Y","Z",
+		"1","2","3","4","5","6","7","8","9","0",
+		"Yes","No",
+	)
+	/// Number of living, willing mobs adjacent to the board required for a seance to occur.
+	var/required_user_count = 2
+
+/obj/structure/spirit_board/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(prob(1))
+		name = "luigi board"
+	planchette = ghosty_options[1]
 
 /obj/structure/spirit_board/examine()
-	desc = "[initial(desc)] The planchette is sitting at \"[planchette]\"."
 	. = ..()
+	if(planchette)
+		. += span_notice("The planchette is currently at the letter \"[planchette]\".")
+	else
+		. += span_notice("The planchette is in the middle of the board on no particular letter.")
 
 /obj/structure/spirit_board/attack_hand(mob/user, list/modifiers)
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
-		return
+		return .
 	spirit_board_pick_letter(user)
+	return TRUE
 
-
-//ATTACK GHOST IGNORING PARENT RETURN VALUE
 /obj/structure/spirit_board/attack_ghost(mob/dead/observer/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return .
 	spirit_board_pick_letter(user)
-	return ..()
+	return TRUE
 
-/obj/structure/spirit_board/proc/spirit_board_pick_letter(mob/M)
-	if(!spirit_board_checks(M))
-		return FALSE
+/obj/structure/spirit_board/proc/spirit_board_pick_letter(mob/ghost)
+	if(!spirit_board_checks(ghost))
+		return
 
 	if(virgin)
 		virgin = FALSE
-		notify_ghosts("Someone has begun playing with a [src.name] in [get_area(src)]!", source = src, header = "Spirit board")
+		notify_ghosts("Someone has begun playing with \a [src] in [get_area(src)]!", source = src, header = "Spirit board")
 
-	planchette = tgui_input_list(M, "Choose the letter.", "Seance!", list("A","B","C","D","E","F","G","H","I","J","K","L","M","N","O","P","Q","R","S","T","U","V","W","X","Y","Z"))
-	if(isnull(planchette))
+	var/new_planchette = tgui_input_list(ghost, "Choose the letter.", "Seance!", ghosty_options)
+	if(isnull(new_planchette))
 		return
-	if(!Adjacent(M) || next_use > world.time)
+	if(!Adjacent(ghost) || !COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, next_use))
 		return
-	M.log_message("picked a letter on [src], which was \"[planchette]\".", LOG_GAME)
-	next_use = world.time + rand(30,50)
-	lastuser = M.ckey
-	//blind message is the same because not everyone brings night vision to seances
-	var/msg = span_notice("The planchette slowly moves... and stops at the letter \"[planchette]\".")
-	visible_message(msg,"",msg)
+	planchette = new_planchette
+	ghost.log_message("picked a letter on [src], which was \"[planchette]\".", LOG_GAME)
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, next_use, rand(3 SECONDS, 5 SECONDS))
+	lastuser = ghost.ckey
+	for(var/mob/viewer in range(2, src))
+		if(isnull(viewer.client))
+			continue
+		if(viewer.stat != CONSCIOUS && viewer.stat != DEAD) // You gotta be awake or dead to pay the toll
+			continue
+		if(viewer.is_blind())
+			to_chat(viewer, span_hear("You hear a scraping sound..."))
+		else
+			to_chat(viewer, span_notice("The planchette slowly moves... and stops at the letter \"[planchette]\"."))
 
-/obj/structure/spirit_board/proc/spirit_board_checks(mob/M)
-	//cooldown
-	var/bonus = 0
-	if(M.ckey == lastuser)
-		bonus = 10 //Give some other people a chance, hog.
+/obj/structure/spirit_board/proc/spirit_board_checks(mob/ghost)
+	var/cd_penalty = (ghost.ckey == lastuser) ? 1 SECONDS : 0 SECONDS //Give some other people a chance, hog.
 
-	if(next_use - bonus > world.time )
+	if(next_use - cd_penalty > world.time)
 		return FALSE //No feedback here, hiding the cooldown a little makes it harder to tell who's really picking letters.
 
-	//lighting check
-	var/light_amount = 0
-	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-	light_amount = T.get_lumcount()
+	var/turf/play_turf = get_turf(src)
+	if(play_turf?.get_lumcount() > 0.2)
+		to_chat(ghost, span_warning("It's too bright here to use [src]!"))
+		return FALSE
 
+	if(required_user_count > 0)
+		var/users_in_range = 0
+		for(var/mob/living/player in orange(1, src))
+			if(isnull(player.ckey) || isnull(player.client))
+				continue
 
-	if(light_amount > 0.2)
-		to_chat(M, span_warning("It's too bright here to use [src.name]!"))
-		return FALSE
+			if(player.client?.is_afk() || player.stat != CONSCIOUS || HAS_TRAIT(player, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED))//no playing with braindeads or corpses or handcuffed dudes.
+				to_chat(ghost, span_warning("[player] doesn't seem to be paying attention..."))
+				continue
 
-	//mobs in range check
-	var/users_in_range = 0
-	for(var/mob/living/L in orange(1,src))
-		if(L.ckey && L.client)
-			if((world.time - L.client.inactivity) < (world.time - 300) || L.stat != CONSCIOUS || HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED))//no playing with braindeads or corpses or handcuffed dudes.
-				to_chat(M, span_warning("[L] doesn't seem to be paying attention..."))
-			else
-				users_in_range++
+			users_in_range++
 
-	if(users_in_range < 2)
-		to_chat(M, span_warning("There aren't enough people to use the [src.name]!"))
-		return FALSE
+		if(users_in_range < required_user_count)
+			to_chat(ghost, span_warning("There aren't enough people around to use [src]!"))
+			return FALSE
 
 	return TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/space_fauna/revenant/_revenant.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/space_fauna/revenant/_revenant.dm
index b3c6935c92e..526d268df03 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/space_fauna/revenant/_revenant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/space_fauna/revenant/_revenant.dm
@@ -202,6 +202,18 @@
 
 	if(ishuman(A) && in_range(src, A))
 		attempt_harvest(A)
+		return
+
+	// This is probably the most cringe place I could put this but whatever -
+	// Revenants can click on spirit boards for seances like ghosts
+	if(istype(A, /obj/structure/spirit_board) \
+		&& !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_REVENANT_REVEALED) \
+		&& !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NO_TRANSFORM) \
+		&& !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_REVENANT_INHIBITED))
+
+		var/obj/structure/spirit_board/board = A
+		board.spirit_board_pick_letter(src)
+		return
 
 /mob/living/basic/revenant/ranged_secondary_attack(atom/target, modifiers)
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_REVENANT_INHIBITED) || HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_REVENANT_REVEALED) || HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NO_TRANSFORM) || !Adjacent(target) || !incorporeal_move_check(target))