diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/life.dm
index 078ec2749b5..e17fd09e0fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/life.dm
@@ -19,7 +19,6 @@
 	handle_nutrition(seconds_per_tick, times_fired)
 	if(QDELETED(src)) // Stop if the slime split during handle_nutrition()
 		return
-	reagents.remove_all(0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM * reagents.reagent_list.len * seconds_per_tick) //Slimes are such snowflakes
 	handle_targets(seconds_per_tick, times_fired)
 	if(ckey)
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime.dm
index b03f46d5a44..8d0770d2bf5 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime.dm
@@ -120,7 +120,6 @@
 	else
 		var/datum/action/innate/slime/evolve/evolve_action = new
 		evolve_action.Grant(src)
-	create_reagents(100)
 	set_slime_type(new_type)
 	. = ..()
 	set_nutrition(700)
@@ -147,17 +146,6 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pet
 	docile = TRUE
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/create_reagents(max_vol, flags)
-	. = ..()
-	RegisterSignals(reagents, list(COMSIG_REAGENTS_NEW_REAGENT, COMSIG_REAGENTS_DEL_REAGENT), PROC_REF(on_reagent_change))
-	RegisterSignal(reagents, COMSIG_QDELETING, PROC_REF(on_reagents_del))
-
-/// Handles removing signal hooks incase someone is crazy enough to reset the reagents datum.
-/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/on_reagents_del(datum/reagents/reagents)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-	UnregisterSignal(reagents, list(COMSIG_REAGENTS_NEW_REAGENT, COMSIG_REAGENTS_DEL_REAGENT, COMSIG_QDELETING))
-	return NONE
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/set_slime_type(new_type)
 	slime_type = new new_type
 	update_name()
@@ -188,23 +176,6 @@
 		icon_state = icon_dead
 	..()
 
-/**
- * Snowflake handling of reagent movespeed modifiers
- *
- * Should be moved to the reagents at some point in the future. As it is I'm in a hurry.
- */
-/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/on_reagent_change(datum/reagents/holder, ...)
-	SIGNAL_HANDLER
-	remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/slime_reagentmod)
-	var/amount = 0
-	if(reagents.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/medicine/morphine)) // morphine slows slimes down
-		amount = 2
-	if(reagents.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/frostoil)) // Frostoil also makes them move VEEERRYYYYY slow
-		amount = 5
-	if(amount)
-		add_or_update_variable_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/slime_reagentmod, multiplicative_slowdown = amount)
-	return NONE
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/slime/updatehealth()
 	. = ..()
 	var/mod = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
index f897d8f4bb2..2629a073120 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
@@ -352,20 +352,12 @@
 			heating = 5
 			if(holder.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/cryostylane))
 				holder.remove_reagent(/datum/reagent/cryostylane, 5 * REM * seconds_per_tick)
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				heating = rand(5, 20)
 		if(15 to 25)
 			heating = 10
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				heating = rand(10, 20)
 		if(25 to 35)
 			heating = 15
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				heating = rand(15, 20)
 		if(35 to INFINITY)
 			heating = 20
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				heating = rand(20, 25)
 	affected_mob.adjust_bodytemperature(heating * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT * REM * seconds_per_tick)
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/frostoil
@@ -387,24 +379,16 @@
 			cooling = -10
 			if(holder.has_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin))
 				holder.remove_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin, 5 * REM * seconds_per_tick)
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				cooling = -rand(5, 20)
 		if(15 to 25)
 			cooling = -20
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				cooling = -rand(10, 20)
 		if(25 to 35)
 			cooling = -30
 			if(prob(1))
 				affected_mob.emote("shiver")
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				cooling = -rand(15, 20)
 		if(35 to INFINITY)
 			cooling = -40
 			if(prob(5))
 				affected_mob.emote("shiver")
-			if(isslime(affected_mob))
-				cooling = -rand(20, 25)
 	affected_mob.adjust_bodytemperature(cooling * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT * REM * seconds_per_tick, 50)
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/frostoil/expose_turf(turf/exposed_turf, reac_volume)