diff --git a/code/datums/quirks/neutral_quirks/heretochromatic.dm b/code/datums/quirks/neutral_quirks/heretochromatic.dm
index 1df079c0e45..629d26e053e 100644
--- a/code/datums/quirks/neutral_quirks/heretochromatic.dm
+++ b/code/datums/quirks/neutral_quirks/heretochromatic.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
 	desc = "One of your eyes is a different color than the other!"
 	icon = FA_ICON_EYE_LOW_VISION // Ignore the icon name, its actually a fairly good representation of different color eyes
 	quirk_flags = QUIRK_HUMAN_ONLY|QUIRK_CHANGES_APPEARANCE
+	medical_record_text = "Patient's irises are different colors."
 	value = 0
 	mail_goodies = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/eyepatch)
 
diff --git a/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/signer.dm b/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/signer.dm
index df0a2f34c5d..8ff95d25e4a 100644
--- a/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/signer.dm
+++ b/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/signer.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	icon = FA_ICON_HANDS
 	value = 4
 	quirk_flags = QUIRK_HUMAN_ONLY|QUIRK_CHANGES_APPEARANCE
+	medical_record_text = "Patient can communicate with sign language."
 	mail_goodies = list(/obj/item/clothing/gloves/radio)
 
 /datum/quirk/item_quirk/signer/add_unique(client/client_source)
diff --git a/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/spacer.dm b/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/spacer.dm
index 24dc91fa627..3dbef8ecac5 100644
--- a/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/spacer.dm
+++ b/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/spacer.dm
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@
 	icon = FA_ICON_USER_ASTRONAUT
 	value = 7
 	quirk_flags = QUIRK_CHANGES_APPEARANCE //SKYRAT EDIT CHANGE - ORIGINAL: quirk_flags = QUIRK_HUMAN_ONLY|QUIRK_CHANGES_APPEARANCE
+	medical_record_text = "Patient is well-adapted to non-terrestrial environments."
 	mail_goodies = list(
 		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/ondansetron,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/gravitum,
diff --git a/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/voracious.dm b/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/voracious.dm
index 68073304f0d..acdb5147c77 100644
--- a/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/voracious.dm
+++ b/code/datums/quirks/positive_quirks/voracious.dm
@@ -6,4 +6,5 @@
 	mob_trait = TRAIT_VORACIOUS
 	gain_text = span_notice("You feel HONGRY.")
 	lose_text = span_danger("You no longer feel HONGRY.")
+	medical_record_text = "Patient has an above average appreciation for food and drink."
 	mail_goodies = list(/obj/effect/spawner/random/food_or_drink/dinner)
diff --git a/code/modules/unit_tests/quirks.dm b/code/modules/unit_tests/quirks.dm
index 7a2ce474d5e..37765ce8ca0 100644
--- a/code/modules/unit_tests/quirks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/unit_tests/quirks.dm
@@ -19,3 +19,25 @@
 			continue
 
 		used_icons[icon] = quirk_type
+
+// Make sure all quirks start with a description in medical records
+/datum/unit_test/quirk_initial_medical_records
+
+/datum/unit_test/quirk_initial_medical_records/Run()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/patient = allocate(/mob/living/carbon/human/consistent)
+
+	for(var/datum/quirk/quirk_type as anything in subtypesof(/datum/quirk))
+		if (initial(quirk_type.abstract_parent_type) == quirk_type)
+			continue
+
+		if(!isnull(quirk_type.medical_record_text))
+			continue
+
+		//Add quirk to a patient - so we can pass quirks that add a medical record after being assigned someone
+		patient.add_quirk(quirk_type)
+
+		var/datum/quirk/quirk = patient.get_quirk(quirk_type)
+
+		TEST_ASSERT_NOTNULL(quirk.medical_record_text,"[quirk_type] has no medical record description!")
+
+		patient.remove_quirk(quirk_type)
diff --git a/modular_skyrat/modules/modular_items/lewd_items/code/lewd_quirks.dm b/modular_skyrat/modules/modular_items/lewd_items/code/lewd_quirks.dm
index d85e0db56d7..395c4b1230a 100644
--- a/modular_skyrat/modules/modular_items/lewd_items/code/lewd_quirks.dm
+++ b/modular_skyrat/modules/modular_items/lewd_items/code/lewd_quirks.dm
@@ -289,6 +289,7 @@
 	desc = "You love being tied up."
 	value = 0 //ERP Traits don't have price. They are priceless. Ba-dum-tss
 	mob_trait = TRAIT_ROPEBUNNY
+	medical_record_text = "Subject has a fondness for restraints."
 	gain_text = span_danger("You really want to be restrained for some reason.")
 	lose_text = span_notice("Being restrained doesn't arouse you anymore.")
 	icon = FA_ICON_HANDCUFFS
@@ -310,6 +311,7 @@
 	desc = "You find the weaving of rope knots on the body wonderful."
 	value = 0 //ERP Traits don't have price. They are priceless. Ba-dum-tss
 	mob_trait = TRAIT_RIGGER
+	medical_record_text = "Subject has a increased dexterity when tying knots."
 	gain_text = span_danger("Suddenly you understand rope weaving much better than before.")
 	lose_text = span_notice("Rope knots looks complicated again.")
 	icon = FA_ICON_CHAIN_BROKEN
diff --git a/modular_skyrat/modules/paycheck_rations/code/quirk.dm b/modular_skyrat/modules/paycheck_rations/code/quirk.dm
index 14b6d4b140b..1b232998775 100644
--- a/modular_skyrat/modules/paycheck_rations/code/quirk.dm
+++ b/modular_skyrat/modules/paycheck_rations/code/quirk.dm
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 		redeemed at a cargo console for food and other items."
 	icon = FA_ICON_DONATE
 	quirk_flags = QUIRK_HUMAN_ONLY|QUIRK_HIDE_FROM_SCAN
+	medical_record_text = "Has enrolled in the ration ticket program."
 	value = 0
 	hardcore_value = 0