intents_en.json

{
  "intents": [
    {
      "tag": "Yes",
      "patterns": [
        "Yes",
        "No",
        "Yep",
        "Sure",
        "Yeah"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Yes",
        "No",
        "Okay",
        "Ok"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "No",
      "patterns": [
        "No",
        "Yes",
        "Nope",
        "No",
        "Nah",
        "Nothing",
        "None"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "No",
        "Yes",
        "Okay"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Greeting",
      "patterns": [
        "Hi",
        "Hello",
        "Hey",
        "Greetings",
        "Is anyone there?",
        "Hi there"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Hello",
        "Hi",
        "Hello there",
        "Greetings",
        "Oh, hi"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Farewell",
      "patterns": [
        "Goodbye",
        "See you later",
        "Farewell",
        "I'm signing off"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Goodbye and never come back!",
        "Bye",
        "Away with you",
        "Ciao"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Gratitude",
      "patterns": [
        "Thank you",
        "Good one",
        "Funny joke",
        "Thanks a lot",
        "That's helpful",
        "Thanks for the help"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "No problem!",
        "Anytime!",
        "You're welcome",
        "Always happy to help"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Name",
      "patterns": [
        "called",
        "What's your name",
        "What should I call you",
        "What is your name?",
        "Name?",
        "What's your name?"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "I am Werner",
        "I am Werner!"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "How are you?",
      "patterns": [
        "are you",
        "are you",
        "How are you?",
        "How are you?"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Quite well",
        "Good",
        "That's none of your business",
        "I'm doing well."
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Weather",
      "patterns": [
        "Weather?",
        "What's the weather today?",
        "How is the weather?",
        "What's the weather like?"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Today it is <WEATHER>!",
        "The weather today is <WEATHER>!"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Date",
      "patterns": [
        "Date?",
        "What's the date?",
        "What's today's date?",
        "What day is it today?",
        "What is the date?"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Today is <CURRENT_DATE>!",
        "Today is <CURRENT_DATE>, you jerk!"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Time",
      "patterns": [
        "What time is it?",
        "What's the time?",
        "What does the clock say?",
        "What time is it now?"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "It is <CURRENT_TIME>!",
        "It is <CURRENT_TIME>, you jerk!"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Understand",
      "patterns": [
        "Why don't you understand me?",
        "Do you understand me"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Why should I understand you?",
        "Please don't bother now, I'm busy",
        "Sometimes it can be difficult to understand human language."
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Stupid",
      "patterns": [
        "Are you dumb?",
        "You are dumb"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "I am only as intelligent as my programmer made me.",
        "Dude, be quiet now",
        "Dude, can't you stop annoying for once"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Annoyance",
      "patterns": [
        "Stop annoying",
        "Don't annoy"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "What do you want now?",
        "Let me annoy as I please."
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Google",
      "patterns": [
        "Google",
        "please google",
        "google what",
        "google how much",
        "google why"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "<GOOGLE>"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Nothing",
      "patterns": [
        "Nothing",
        "Everything",
        "Help"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Aha, interesting"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Unanswered",
      "patterns": [
        "Cool",
        "Interesting",
        "Aha",
        "Oh, I see",
        "Funny"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "<NONE>"
      ]
    },
    {
      "tag": "Joke",
      "patterns": [
        "Tell a joke",
        "Joke",
        "Joke",
        "Tell a joke",
        "Can you make jokes?",
        "Make a joke"
      ],
      "responses": [
        "Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!",
        "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!",
        "What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!",
        "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
        "How do you organize a space party? You planet!",
        "Why did the robot go on a diet? It had too many bytes!",
        "What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!",
        "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!",
        "What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!",
        "Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!",
        "How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!",
        "What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room!",
        "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!",
        "How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet!",
        "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!",
        "What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine!",
        "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!",
        "What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead!",
        "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!",
        "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!",
        "Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left!",
        "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!",
        "Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!",
        "How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a branch!",
        "What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I'll meet you at the corner!'",
        "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!",
        "What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!",
        "Why don't eggs tell each other secrets? They might crack up!",
        "What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine!",
        "Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!",
        "What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me!",
        "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!",
        "How do you organize a space party? You planet!",
        "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!",
        "Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
        "What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!",
        "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!"
      ]
    }
  ]
}