diff --git a/code/datums/mutations/_combined.dm b/code/datums/mutations/_combined.dm
index baa7c2c1215b5..5b7b5d429015e 100644
--- a/code/datums/mutations/_combined.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mutations/_combined.dm
@@ -52,3 +52,7 @@
 /datum/generecipe/heckacious
 	required = "/datum/mutation/human/wacky; /datum/mutation/human/stoner"
 	result = /datum/mutation/human/heckacious
+
+/datum/generecipe/ork
+	required = "/datum/mutation/human/hulk; /datum/mutation/human/clumsy"
+	result = /datum/mutation/human/hulk/ork
diff --git a/code/datums/mutations/hulk.dm b/code/datums/mutations/hulk.dm
index 4b9a57e5a0c84..dbe91091ab89c 100644
--- a/code/datums/mutations/hulk.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mutations/hulk.dm
@@ -9,8 +9,10 @@
 	species_allowed = list(SPECIES_HUMAN) //no skeleton/lizard hulk
 	health_req = 25
 	instability = POSITIVE_INSTABILITY_MAJOR
+	conflicts = list(/datum/mutation/human/hulk/ork)
 	var/scream_delay = 50
 	var/last_scream = 0
+	var/bodypart_color = COLOR_DARK_LIME
 	/// List of traits to add/remove when someone gets this mutation.
 	mutation_traits = list(
 		TRAIT_CHUNKYFINGERS,
@@ -22,13 +24,16 @@
 
 /datum/mutation/human/hulk/New(class, timer, datum/mutation/human/copymut)
 	. = ..()
+	add_speechmod()
+
+/datum/mutation/human/hulk/proc/add_speechmod()
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/speechmod, replacements = list("." = "!"), end_string = "!!", uppercase = TRUE)
 
 /datum/mutation/human/hulk/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
 	if(..())
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/bodypart/part as anything in owner.bodyparts)
-		part.variable_color = COLOR_DARK_LIME
+		part.variable_color = bodypart_color
 	owner.update_body_parts()
 	owner.add_mood_event("hulk", /datum/mood_event/hulk)
 	RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_LIVING_EARLY_UNARMED_ATTACK, PROC_REF(on_attack_hand))
@@ -282,4 +287,14 @@
 /datum/mutation/human/hulk/superhuman/on_life(seconds_per_tick, times_fired)
 	return
 
+/datum/mutation/human/hulk/ork
+	name = "Ork"
+	desc = "A mutation caused by a mixup of hulk genes which severely impacts speech centers in owners' brains."
+	text_gain_indication = span_notice("You feel significantly dumber!")
+	bodypart_color = COLOR_ASSISTANT_OLIVE
+	conflicts = list(/datum/mutation/human/hulk)
+
+/datum/mutation/human/hulk/ork/add_speechmod()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/speechmod, replacements = strings("ork_replacement.json", "ork"), end_string = "!!", uppercase = TRUE)
+
 #undef HULK_TAILTHROW_STEPS
diff --git a/strings/ork_replacement.json b/strings/ork_replacement.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..d80ba2ce12f59
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/ork_replacement.json
@@ -0,0 +1,116 @@
+{
+	"ork": {
+		"gun": "blasta",
+		"ammo": "dakka",
+		"bullets": "dakka",
+		"rockets": "bigger dakka",
+		"grenade": "bomb",
+		"rifle": "shoota",
+		"pistol": "short boomstick",
+		"shotgun": "boomstick",
+		"launcher": "bomb throwa",
+		"sword": "harder choppa",
+		"knife": "choppa",
+		"spear": "long choppa",
+		"disk": "disky",
+		"nuke disk": "disky",
+		"captain": "warboss",
+		"security": "warboyz",
+		"cap ": "boss ",
+		" cap": " boss",
+		"science": "smarty thinking",
+		"scientist": "brain boy",
+		"engineer": "mekkanik",
+		"engineering": "tinkerin'",
+		"technician": "mekboy",
+		"botanist": "green feeda",
+		"botany": "green feed",
+		"felinid": "talking kitty",
+		"robotics": "kanna maka",
+		"roboticist": "kanna boy",
+		"cat": "kitty",
+		"moth": "bug",
+		"mothperson": "bugga",
+		"plasmaman": "fire skellyton",
+		"plasmamen": "fire skellytons",
+		"skeleton": "skellyton",
+		"lizard": "tailswingah",
+		"lizardperson": "tailswingah",
+		"ethereal": "zappy boy",
+		"car": "trukk",
+		"power": "lektricity",
+		"cable": "zap rope",
+		"human": "humie",
+		"fly": "buzz",
+		"flyperson": "buzzah",
+		"run": "charge",
+		"fight": "crump",
+		"revolution": "dust up",
+		"nuke": "bomb",
+		"ai ": "talky box ",
+		"artificial intelligence": "talky box",
+		"shuttle": "winged trukk",
+		"miner": "rockkrusha",
+		"mining": "rock krushing",
+		"maintenance": "tunnel",
+		"maint": "tunnel",
+		"singularity": "space hole",
+		"supermatter": "angry rock",
+		"war ": "WAAAGH! ",
+		"hos ": "nob ",
+		"the ": "da ",
+		".": "!",
+		"one ": "wun ",
+		"fast": "fastah",
+		"faster": "fastah",
+		"exosuit": "killa kan",
+		"mech": "killa kan",
+		"mecha": "killa kan",
+		"rocket": "rokkit",
+		"flame": "burna",
+		"doctor": "dok",
+		"medic": "doka",
+		"medical": "healy",
+		"cmo": "mad dok",
+		"ce": "big mek",
+		"thing": "fing",
+		"want to": "wanna",
+		"need to": "needa",
+		"got to": "gotta",
+		" my": " me",
+		"my ": "me ",
+		" you": " ya",
+		"you ": "ya ",
+		"you've": "yoos",
+		"you have": "yoos",
+		" in a ": " ina ",
+		"more": "moar",
+		"teeth": "teef",
+		"ing ": "in' ",
+		"proper": "proppa",
+		"something": "sumfing",
+		"i am ": "I iz ",
+		"i'm ": "I'ze ",
+		"we're ": "we'ze ",
+		"you're ": "you'ze ",
+		"here": "'ere",
+		"this ": "dis ",
+		"that ": "dat ",
+		"them ": "dem ",
+		"those ": "dose ",
+		"your ": "ya ",
+		"says": "sez",
+		"with": "wiv",
+		"what": "wot",
+		"who": "oo",
+		"who's": "oo'z",
+		"whose": "oo'z",
+		"strong": "'ard",
+		"tough": "'ard",
+		"hard": "'ard",
+		"robust": "well 'ard",
+		"what's that": "wuzzat",
+		"wizard": "weirdah",
+		"heretic": "weirdah"
+	}
+}