diff --git a/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/head/costume.dm b/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/head/costume.dm
index 2d9c6f8000e2..1c0398baf9f4 100644
--- a/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/head/costume.dm
+++ b/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/head/costume.dm
@@ -4,12 +4,12 @@
 	supports_variations_flags = CLOTHING_SNOUTED_VARIATION_NO_NEW_ICON
 	dog_fashion = null
 
-/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/iris/teto_hat
-	name = "maid headband"
-	desc = "Maid in China."
-	icon_state = "teto_hat"
-
 /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/iris/miku_hat
-	name = "maid headband"
+	name = "mesmerizing waitress hat"
 	desc = "Maid in China."
 	icon_state = "miku_hat"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/iris/teto_hat
+	name = "mesmerizing red cap"
+	desc = "A plain red cap with a smiley face pinned to it. Quite ironic, as exaltation has lost its meaning in this place."
+	icon_state = "teto_hat"
diff --git a/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm b/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm
index 1ce2ca88b1b3..0ad9ce31b34d 100644
--- a/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm
+++ b/modular_iris/modules/customization/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm
@@ -7,11 +7,11 @@
 	can_adjust = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/costume/iris/miku
-	name = "cavalry uniform"
-	desc = "Dedicate yourself to something better. To loyalty, honour, for it only dies when everyone abandons it."
+	name = "mesmerizing waitress dress"
+	desc = "A blue, waitress outfit tailor-made for a past era. You can't help but feel like you've seen this particular uniform before; the more you think about it, the more muddled your mind gets..."
 	icon_state = "miku"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/costume/iris/teto
-	name = "cavalry uniform"
-	desc = "Dedicate yourself to something better. To loyalty, honour, for it only dies when everyone abandons it."
+	name = "mesmerizing red overalls"
+	desc = "A uniform consisting of red overalls, a black tie and a striped shirt. It's quite straight, ordinary and simple to look at. Not for dodging matters right in front of you, however."
 	icon_state = "teto"