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animalJokes.js
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const animalJokes = [
"Why don't sharks like fast food? Because they can't catch it!",
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.",
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.",
"Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to go to the moooon!",
"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.",
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!",
"Why did the horse sit down at the table? It wanted to be a stable genius.",
"What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.",
"Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!",
"What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!",
"What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!",
"How does a farmer count cows? With a cowculator.",
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!",
"Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? She found out he was a web designer.",
"What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.",
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.",
"Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to go to the moooon!",
"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.",
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!",
"Why did the horse sit down at the table? It wanted to be a stable genius.",
"What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.",
"Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!",
"What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!",
"What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!",
"How does a farmer count cows? With a cowculator.",
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!",
"Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? She found out he was a web designer.",
"What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.",
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.",
"Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to go to the moooon!",
"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.",
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!",
"Why did the horse sit down at the table? It wanted to be a stable genius.",
"What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.",
"Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!",
"What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!",
"What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!",
"How does a farmer count cows? With a cowculator.",
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!",
"Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? She found out he was a web designer.",
"What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.",
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.",
"Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to go to the moooon!",
"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.",
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!",
"Why did the horse sit down at the table? It wanted to be a stable genius.",
"What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.",
"Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!",
"What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!",
"What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!",
"How does a farmer count cows? With a cowculator.",
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!",
"Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? She found out he was a web designer.",
"What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.",
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.",
"Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to go to the moooon!",
"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!",
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.",
"Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.",
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!",
"Why did the horse sit down at the table? It wanted to be a stable genius.",
"What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.",
"Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!",
"What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!",
"What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!",
"How does a farmer count cows? With a cowculator.",
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!",
"Why did the spider break up with his girlfriend? She found out he was a web designer.",
"What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!"
];
module.exports = animalJokes;