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const medicalJokes = [
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"Why did the nurse carry a red pen? To draw blood!",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee? One drills for oil, the other for gold.",
"Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.",
"What's the difference between a doctor and a plumber? A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom, a plumber washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom!",
"Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
];
module.exports = medicalJokes;