diff --git a/code/datums/greyscale/config_types/greyscale_configs/greyscale_mobs.dm b/code/datums/greyscale/config_types/greyscale_configs/greyscale_mobs.dm
index bbcb44f91754..250eba9a0d51 100644
--- a/code/datums/greyscale/config_types/greyscale_configs/greyscale_mobs.dm
+++ b/code/datums/greyscale/config_types/greyscale_configs/greyscale_mobs.dm
@@ -35,6 +35,11 @@
 	icon_file = 'icons/mob/simple/garden_gnome.dmi'
 	json_config = 'code/datums/greyscale/json_configs/garden_gnome.json'
 
+/datum/greyscale_config/pony
+	name = "Pony"
+	icon_file = 'icons/mob/simple/animal.dmi'
+	json_config = 'code/datums/greyscale/json_configs/pony.json'
+
 /datum/greyscale_config/gutlunch
 	name = "Gutlunch"
 	icon_file = 'icons/mob/simple/lavaland/lavaland_monsters.dmi'
diff --git a/code/datums/greyscale/json_configs/pony.json b/code/datums/greyscale/json_configs/pony.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..a08437c7cb66
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/greyscale/json_configs/pony.json
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+{
+	"pony": [
+		{
+			"type": "icon_state",
+			"icon_state": "pony",
+			"blend_mode": "overlay",
+			"color_ids": [ 1 ]
+		},
+		{
+			"type": "icon_state",
+			"icon_state": "pony_hair",
+			"blend_mode": "overlay",
+			"color_ids": [ 2 ]
+		}
+	],
+	"pony_dead": [
+		{
+			"type": "icon_state",
+			"icon_state": "pony_dead",
+			"blend_mode": "overlay",
+			"color_ids": [ 1 ]
+		},
+		{
+			"type": "icon_state",
+			"icon_state": "pony_hair_dead",
+			"blend_mode": "overlay",
+			"color_ids": [ 2 ]
+		}
+	]
+}
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/syndicatebeacon.dm b/code/game/machinery/syndicatebeacon.dm
index 54b071b2fb68..1cf3733fb5a1 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/syndicatebeacon.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/syndicatebeacon.dm
@@ -146,3 +146,7 @@
 /obj/item/sbeacondrop/clownbomb
 	desc = "A label on it reads: <i>Warning: Activating this device will send a silly explosive to your location</i>."
 	droptype = /obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/badmin/clown
+
+/obj/item/sbeacondrop/horse
+	desc = "A label on it reads: <i>Warning: Activating this device will send a live horse to your location.</i>"
+	droptype = /mob/living/basic/pony/syndicate
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/holsters.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/holsters.dm
index 3c8fdb54e80c..2b903ade5b56 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/holsters.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/holsters.dm
@@ -229,3 +229,18 @@
 		/obj/item/ammo_casing, // For shotgun shells, rockets, launcher grenades, and a few other things.
 		/obj/item/grenade, // All regular grenades, the big grenade launcher fires these.
 		))
+
+
+/obj/item/storage/belt/holster/nukie/cowboy
+	desc = "A deep shoulder holster capable of holding almost any form of small firearm and its ammo. This one's specialized for handguns."
+
+/obj/item/storage/belt/holster/nukie/cowboy/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	atom_storage.max_slots = 3
+	atom_storage.max_specific_storage = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+
+/obj/item/storage/belt/holster/nukie/cowboy/full/PopulateContents()
+	generate_items_inside(list(
+		/obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/syndicate/cowboy = 1,
+		/obj/item/ammo_box/a357 = 2,
+	), src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
index 3e98ae8a2429..869b4c659fd6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm
@@ -762,6 +762,21 @@
 	for(var/i in 1 to poster_count)
 		new /obj/item/poster/traitor(src)
 
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/cowboy
+	name = "western outlaw pack"
+	desc = "Contains everything you'll need to be the rootin' tootin' cowboy you always wanted. Either play the Lone Ranger or go in with your posse of outlaws."
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/cowboy/PopulateContents()
+	generate_items_inside(list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cowboy/black/syndicate= 1,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/cowboy/black/syndicate = 1,
+		/obj/item/storage/belt/holster/nukie/cowboy/full = 1,
+		/obj/item/clothing/under/costume/dutch/syndicate = 1,
+		/obj/item/lighter/skull = 1,
+		/obj/item/sbeacondrop/horse = 1,
+		/obj/item/food/grown/apple = 1,
+	), src)
+
 #undef KIT_RECON
 #undef KIT_BLOODY_SPAI
 #undef KIT_STEALTHY
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/hat.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/hat.dm
index 408723b2d888..d2363e3bd163 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/hat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/hat.dm
@@ -135,6 +135,10 @@
 	worn_icon_state = "cowboy_hat_black"
 	inhand_icon_state = "cowboy_hat_black"
 
+/// More likely to intercept bullets, since you're likely to not be wearing your modsuit with this on
+/obj/item/clothing/head/cowboy/black/syndicate
+	deflect_chance = 25
+
 /obj/item/clothing/head/cowboy/white
 	name = "ten-gallon hat"
 	desc = "There are two kinds of people in the world: those with guns and those that dig. You dig?"
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/cowboy.dm b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/cowboy.dm
index 65c23d7a5d09..7df624631774 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/cowboy.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/cowboy.dm
@@ -97,3 +97,9 @@
 	name = "\improper Hugs-The-Feet lizard skin boots"
 	desc = "A pair of masterfully crafted lizard skin boots. Finally a good application for the station's most bothersome inhabitants."
 	icon_state = "lizardboots_blue"
+
+/// Shoes for the nuke-ops cowboy fit
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/cowboy/black/syndicate
+	name = "black spurred cowboy boots"
+	desc = "And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single? And that song ain't so very far from wrong."
+	armor_type = /datum/armor/shoes_combat
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm
index 5e54cd640a11..9c4dabb6926b 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/costume.dm
@@ -342,6 +342,11 @@
 	inhand_icon_state = null
 	can_adjust = FALSE
 
+// For the nuke-ops cowboy fit.
+/obj/item/clothing/under/costume/dutch/syndicate
+	desc = "You can feel a <b>god damn plan</b> coming on, and the armor lining in this suit'll do wonders in makin' it work."
+	armor_type = /datum/armor/clothing_under/syndicate
+
 /obj/item/clothing/under/costume/osi
 	name = "O.S.I. jumpsuit"
 	icon_state = "osi_jumpsuit"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/farm_animals/pony.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/farm_animals/pony.dm
index 4c200de45c1d..ca5306c2a48d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/basic/farm_animals/pony.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/basic/farm_animals/pony.dm
@@ -24,15 +24,24 @@
 	gold_core_spawnable = FRIENDLY_SPAWN
 	blood_volume = BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL
 	ai_controller = /datum/ai_controller/basic_controller/pony
+	/// Do we register a unique rider?
+	var/unique_tamer = FALSE
+	/// The person we've been tamed by
+	var/datum/weakref/my_owner
+
+	greyscale_config = /datum/greyscale_config/pony
+	/// Greyscale color config; 1st color is body, 2nd is mane
+	var/list/ponycolors = list("#cc8c5d", "#cc8c5d")
 
 /mob/living/basic/pony/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 
+	apply_colour()
 	AddElement(/datum/element/pet_bonus, "whickers.")
 	AddElement(/datum/element/ai_retaliate)
 	AddElement(/datum/element/ai_flee_while_injured)
 	AddElement(/datum/element/waddling)
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/tameable, food_types = list(/obj/item/food/grown/apple), tame_chance = 25, bonus_tame_chance = 15, after_tame = CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(tamed)))
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/tameable, food_types = list(/obj/item/food/grown/apple), tame_chance = 25, bonus_tame_chance = 15, after_tame = CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(tamed)), unique = unique_tamer)
 
 /mob/living/basic/pony/proc/tamed(mob/living/tamer)
 	can_buckle = TRUE
@@ -40,6 +49,7 @@
 	playsound(src, 'sound/creatures/pony/snort.ogg', 50)
 	AddElement(/datum/element/ridable, /datum/component/riding/creature/pony)
 	visible_message(span_notice("[src] snorts happily."))
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heart(loc)
 
 	ai_controller.replace_planning_subtrees(list(
 		/datum/ai_planning_subtree/find_nearest_thing_which_attacked_me_to_flee,
@@ -47,6 +57,30 @@
 		/datum/ai_planning_subtree/random_speech/pony/tamed
 	))
 
+	if(unique_tamer)
+		my_owner = WEAKREF(tamer)
+		RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PREBUCKLE, PROC_REF(on_prebuckle))
+
+/mob/living/basic/pony/Destroy()
+	UnregisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PREBUCKLE)
+	my_owner = null
+	return ..()
+
+/// Only let us get ridden if the buckler is our owner, if we have a unique owner.
+/mob/living/basic/pony/proc/on_prebuckle(mob/source, mob/living/buckler, force, buckle_mob_flags)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	var/mob/living/tamer = my_owner?.resolve()
+	if(!unique_tamer || (isnull(tamer) && unique_tamer))
+		return
+	if(buckler != tamer)
+		whinny_angrily()
+		return COMPONENT_BLOCK_BUCKLE
+
+/mob/living/basic/pony/proc/apply_colour()
+	if(!greyscale_config)
+		return
+	set_greyscale(colors = ponycolors)
+
 /mob/living/basic/pony/proc/whinny_angrily()
 	manual_emote("whinnies ANGRILY!")
 
@@ -86,3 +120,35 @@
 		/datum/ai_planning_subtree/basic_melee_attack_subtree,
 		/datum/ai_planning_subtree/random_speech/pony
 	)
+
+// A stronger horse is required for our strongest cowboys.
+/mob/living/basic/pony/syndicate
+	health = 300
+	maxHealth = 300
+	desc = "A special breed of horse engineered by the syndicate to be capable of surviving in the deep reaches of space. A modern outlaw's best friend."
+	faction = list(ROLE_SYNDICATE)
+	ponycolors = list("#5d566f", COLOR_RED)
+	pressure_resistance = 200
+	habitable_atmos = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_plas" = 0, "max_plas" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	bodytemp_cold_damage_limit = -1
+	bodytemp_heat_damage_limit = 1500
+	unique_tamer = TRUE
+
+/mob/living/basic/pony/syndicate/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	// Help discern your horse from your allies
+	var/mane_colors = list(
+		COLOR_RED=6,
+		COLOR_BLUE=6,
+		COLOR_PINK=3,
+		COLOR_GREEN=3,
+		COLOR_BLACK=3,
+		COLOR_YELLOW=2,
+		COLOR_ORANGE=1,
+		COLOR_WHITE=1,
+		COLOR_DARK_BROWN=1,
+	)
+	ponycolors = list("#5d566f", pick_weight(mane_colors))
+	name = pick("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday")
+	// Only one person can tame these fellas, and they only need one apple
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/tameable, food_types = list(/obj/item/food/grown/apple), tame_chance = 100, bonus_tame_chance = 15, after_tame = CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(tamed)), unique = unique_tamer)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm
index 7afb1ab9c49a..d7777ff0b13a 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm
@@ -136,6 +136,11 @@
 	desc = "A modernized 7 round revolver manufactured by Waffle Co. Uses .357 ammo."
 	icon_state = "revolversyndie"
 
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/syndicate/cowboy
+	desc = "A classic revolver, refurbished for modern use. Uses .357 ammo."
+	//There's already a cowboy sprite in there!
+	icon_state = "lucky"
+
 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/mateba
 	name = "\improper Unica 6 auto-revolver"
 	desc = "A retro high-powered autorevolver typically used by officers of the New Russia military. Uses .357 ammo."
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
index 777ebca1b0b4..86492961450a 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
@@ -42,6 +42,16 @@
 	cost = 10
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/cowboy
+	name = "Syndicate Outlaw Kit"
+	desc = "There've been high tales of an outlaw 'round these parts. A fella so ruthless and efficient no ranger could ever capture 'em. \
+	Now you can be just like 'em! \
+	This kit contains armor-lined cowboy equipment, a custom revolver and holster, and a horse with a complimentary apple to tame. \
+	A lighter is also included, though you must supply your own smokes."
+	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/cowboy
+	cost = 18
+	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
+
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/rawketlawnchair
 	name = "84mm Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher"
 	desc = "A reusable rocket propelled grenade launcher preloaded with a low-yield 84mm HE round. \
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm
index 6cc5a12bd979..c7ff577d542e 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm
@@ -24,6 +24,8 @@
 	purchasable_from = ~(UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS)
 	cost = 1
 
+//MONKESTATION REMOVAL START moved to monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm
+/*
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/chameleon
 	name = "Chameleon Kit"
 	desc = "A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! \
@@ -31,6 +33,8 @@
 	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/chameleon
 	cost = 2
 	purchasable_from = ~UPLINK_NUKE_OPS //clown ops are allowed to buy this kit, since it's basically a costume
+*/
+//MONKESTATION REMOVAL END
 
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/syndigaloshes
 	name = "No-Slip Chameleon Shoes"
diff --git a/icons/mob/simple/animal.dmi b/icons/mob/simple/animal.dmi
index 3de6e06a2484..1bc0150fb8a6 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/simple/animal.dmi and b/icons/mob/simple/animal.dmi differ
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/clothing/suits/costume.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/clothing/suits/costume.dm
index 42d207e144fd..6506c6c9f18d 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/clothing/suits/costume.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/clothing/suits/costume.dm
@@ -166,6 +166,20 @@
 	. = ..()
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/armor_plate)
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/chameleon/syndie_armor
+	name = "syndicate body armor"
+	desc = "A set of red and black body armor. Lightweight but great protection."
+	icon = 'monkestation/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi'
+	worn_icon = 'monkestation/icons/mob/clothing/suit.dmi'
+	icon_state = "armor_syndie"
+	armor_type = /datum/armor/mod_theme_infiltrator
+	body_parts_covered = CHEST|GROIN
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/chameleon/syndie_armor/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+
+	create_storage(storage_type = /datum/storage/pockets)
+
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/infinity_jacket
 	name = "infinity jersey"
 	desc = "A jersey labelled '88', somehow leaving a threatening aura around it."
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..70b20258e604
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy_tools.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/chameleon
+	name = "Chameleon Kit"
+	desc = "A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! \
+			Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately. \
+			The chameleon technology can be locked and unlocked using a multitool, hiding it from others."
+	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/chameleon
+	cost = 2
+	purchasable_from = ~UPLINK_NUKE_OPS //clown ops are allowed to buy this kit, since it's basically a costume
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/suits.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/suits.dm
index 32331ac90496..999c82c6e0b0 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/suits.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/suits.dm
@@ -1 +1,7 @@
-// Never again.
+/datum/uplink_item/suits/syndie_armor
+	name = "Syndicate Body armor"
+	desc = "A highly compact set of body armor with two inner slots for small items.\
+	 It comes with chameleon features."
+	item = /obj/item/clothing/suit/chameleon/syndie_armor
+	cost = 4
+	purchasable_from = ALL
diff --git a/monkestation/icons/mob/clothing/suit.dmi b/monkestation/icons/mob/clothing/suit.dmi
index 2cde5c4b4c8e..87eecacac872 100644
Binary files a/monkestation/icons/mob/clothing/suit.dmi and b/monkestation/icons/mob/clothing/suit.dmi differ
diff --git a/monkestation/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi b/monkestation/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi
index 38449150fcb3..1df346b4f296 100644
Binary files a/monkestation/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi and b/monkestation/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 76c205d0bc6f..453bd5b43e14 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -8041,6 +8041,7 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\misc.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\nukeops.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\species.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\stealthy_tools.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\suits.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\weapons.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\vehicles\monkey_ball.dm"