diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/admin/ggg/where_are_your_fingers.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/admin/ggg/where_are_your_fingers.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..a209e53dd53b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/admin/ggg/where_are_your_fingers.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/// Rips off the target's arms
+/datum/smite/where_are_your_fingers
+	name = "Where are your fingers?"
+
+/datum/smite/where_are_your_fingers/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("This must be used on a carbon mob."), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/carbon_target = target
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(playsound), carbon_target, 'monkestation/sound/effects/ggg/whereareyourfingers.mp3', 70), 0 SECONDS)
+
+	for (var/_limb in carbon_target.bodyparts)
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/limb = _limb
+		if (limb.body_part == HEAD || limb.body_part == CHEST || limb.body_part == LEG_LEFT || limb.body_part == LEG_RIGHT)
+			continue
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(limb, TYPE_PROC_REF(/obj/item/bodypart/, dismember)), 5 SECONDS)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..b01035299249
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,76 @@
+/mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm
+	name = "\improper glerm"
+	desc = "A little guy. Seems to be glerming."
+	icon = 'monkestation/icons/mob/ggg/glerm.dmi'
+	icon_state = "glerm"
+	icon_living = "glerm"
+	icon_dead = "glerm_dead"
+
+	gender = NEUTER
+	mob_biotypes = MOB_ORGANIC
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE|PASSGRILLE|PASSMOB
+	mob_size = MOB_SIZE_SMALL
+	held_w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	gold_core_spawnable = FRIENDLY_SPAWN
+
+	response_help_continuous = "nuzzles"
+	response_help_simple = "nuzzle"
+	response_disarm_continuous = "bonks"
+	response_disarm_simple = "bonk"
+	attack_verb_continuous = "chomps"
+	attack_verb_simple = "chomp"
+	attack_vis_effect = ATTACK_EFFECT_BITE
+
+	maxHealth = 25
+	health = 25
+
+	speak_emote = list("glurps")
+	death_message = "stops glerming for good."
+
+	melee_damage_lower = 1
+	melee_damage_upper = 1
+
+	ai_controller = /datum/ai_controller/basic_controller/dog
+
+/mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm/cool
+	name = "\improper cool glerm"
+	desc = "A cool little guy. Seems to be glerming harder than the rest."
+	icon = 'monkestation/icons/mob/ggg/glerm.dmi'
+	icon_state = "glerm_cool"
+	icon_living = "glerm_cool"
+	icon_dead = "glerm_cool_dead"
+	gold_core_spawnable = NO_SPAWN
+
+/mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm/cool/Moved(atom/old_loc, movement_dir, forced, list/old_locs, momentum_change = TRUE)
+	. = ..()
+	playsound(src, 'sound/vehicles/skateboard_roll.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+
+/mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS, INNATE_TRAIT)
+
+/obj/item/choice_beacon/pet/donator/glerm
+	name = "Glerm"
+	default_name = "Bingus"
+	company_source = "Glerm Industries LLC"
+	company_message = "Be sure to feed your glerm."
+	donator_pet = /mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm
+
+/obj/item/choice_beacon/pet/donator/coolglerm
+	name = "Cool Glerm"
+	default_name = "Cool Bingus"
+	company_source = "Glerm Industries LLC"
+	company_message = "Be sure to feed your cool glerm premium glerm food."
+	donator_pet = /mob/living/basic/ggg/glerm/cool
+
+/datum/loadout_item/pocket_items/donator/glerm
+	name = "Pet Delivery Beacon - Glerm"
+	item_path = /obj/item/choice_beacon/pet/donator/glerm
+	donator_only = FALSE
+	requires_purchase = TRUE
+
+/datum/loadout_item/pocket_items/donator/coolglerm
+	name = "Pet Delivery Beacon - Cool Glerm"
+	item_path = /obj/item/choice_beacon/pet/donator/coolglerm
+	donator_only = TRUE
+	requires_purchase = FALSE
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/basic/ggg/susflash.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/basic/ggg/susflash.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..2a0430f3d05a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/mob/living/basic/ggg/susflash.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
+/mob/living/basic/ggg/susflash
+	name = "suspicious flash"
+	desc = "A powerful and versatile flashbulb device, with applications ranging from disorienting attackers to acting as visual receptors in robot production. This one has legs for some reason..."
+	icon = 'monkestation/icons/mob/ggg/susflash.dmi'
+	icon_state = "flash_living"
+	icon_living = "flash_living"
+	icon_dead = "flash_dead"
+	gender = NEUTER
+	//istate = ISTATE_HARM|ISTATE_BLOCKING
+	mob_biotypes = MOB_ROBOTIC
+	density = FALSE
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE|PASSGRILLE|PASSMOB
+	mob_size = MOB_SIZE_TINY
+	held_w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	gold_core_spawnable = NO_SPAWN
+	can_be_held = FALSE //Will be changed when I make a sprite
+	// attacked_sound = ""
+	// death_sound = ""
+
+	response_help_continuous = "nuzzles"
+	response_help_simple = "nuzzle"
+	response_disarm_continuous = "bonks"
+	response_disarm_simple = "bonk"
+
+	maxHealth = 25
+	health = 25
+	melee_damage_lower = 1
+	melee_damage_upper = 1
+	// speed = 3
+	attack_verb_continuous = "spooks"
+	attack_verb_simple = "spook"
+	attack_vis_effect = ATTACK_EFFECT_SLASH
+
+	speak_emote = list("muffles")
+	death_message = "'s head falls off."
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 0
+	unsuitable_cold_damage = 0
+	unsuitable_heat_damage = 0
+
+	lighting_cutoff_red = 15
+	lighting_cutoff_green = 10
+	lighting_cutoff_blue = 25
+
+	ai_controller = /datum/ai_controller/basic_controller/mouse
+
+/mob/living/basic/ggg/susflash/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS, INNATE_TRAIT)
+
+/obj/item/choice_beacon/pet/donator/susflash
+	name = "Ordinary Flash Bulb"
+	default_name = "suspicious flash"
+	company_source = "Saturnian United Systems"
+	company_message = "Here is your completely ordinary flash bulb."
+	donator_pet = 	/mob/living/basic/ggg/susflash
+
+/datum/loadout_item/pocket_items/donator/susflash
+	name = "Pet Delivery Beacon - Ordinary Flash Bulb"
+	item_path = /obj/item/choice_beacon/pet/donator/susflash
+	donator_only = TRUE
+	requires_purchase = FALSE
diff --git a/monkestation/icons/mob/ggg/glerm.dmi b/monkestation/icons/mob/ggg/glerm.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..1dec85cc0682
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diff --git a/monkestation/icons/mob/ggg/susflash.dmi b/monkestation/icons/mob/ggg/susflash.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..8ab236ea4ed6
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diff --git a/monkestation/sound/effects/ggg/whereareyourfingers.mp3 b/monkestation/sound/effects/ggg/whereareyourfingers.mp3
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..3e999923a967
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diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 904191d3af23..044ce57064a8 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -5539,6 +5539,7 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\storage\uplink_kits.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\antag_tokens.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\camera_view.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\ggg\where_are_your_fingers.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\aesthetics\airlock\airlock.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\aesthetics\items\clothing.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\aesthetics\mapping\tilecoloring.dm"
@@ -5990,6 +5991,8 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\living_defines.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\status_procs.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\basic\animatronic.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\basic\ggg\glerm.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\basic\ggg\susflash.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\basic\space_fauna\fugu_gland.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\basic\vermin\mouse.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\carbon_defense.dm"