diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/megafauna_loot.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/megafauna_loot.dm
index 8e1876361ac2..125f9bd68dad 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/megafauna_loot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/megafauna_loot.dm
@@ -232,9 +232,8 @@
 #undef HIEROPHANT_BLINK_RANGE
 #undef HIEROPHANT_BLINK_COOLDOWN
 
-//Bubblegum: Mayhem in a Bottle, H.E.C.K. Suit, Soulscythe
-
-/obj/item/mayhem
+//Bubblegum: H.E.C.K. Suit, Soulscythe
+/obj/item/mayhem //Monke Edit - Removed from bubblegums drop pool - given to curator
 	name = "mayhem in a bottle"
 	desc = "A magically infused bottle of blood, the scent of which will drive anyone nearby into a murderous frenzy."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
index ff210b4eeb4d..80f118f5bbfd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
@@ -107,12 +107,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/necropolis/bubblegum/PopulateContents()
 	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/hostile_environment(src)
-	var/loot = rand(1,2)
-	switch(loot)
-		if(1)
-			new /obj/item/mayhem(src)
-		if(2)
-			new /obj/item/soulscythe(src)
+	new /obj/item/soulscythe(src) //monke edit - removes mayhem in a bottle due to self antag risks - moved to curator exclusive
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/necropolis/bubblegum/crusher
 	name = "bloody bubblegum chest"
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
index bfbb6c547e37..47fd12fce630 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
@@ -5,3 +5,13 @@
 	cost = 1
 	item = /obj/item/storage/book/bible/mini
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CHAPLAIN, JOB_CLOWN)
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/mayhem
+	name = "Bottle Of Mayhem"
+	desc = "This fragile relic was found within a bloody, flesh covered ruin within the depths of lavaland.\
+	After careful analysis, we have determined that it will induce a murderous psycosis within anyone around it when it is smashed.\
+	Beware, you have to smash it in your hands, and you will be caught in the psycosis, you will not be safe... use with extreme caution."
+	progression_minimum = 0 MINUTES
+	cost = 20
+	item = /obj/item/mayhem
+	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CURATOR)