diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/loafing/code/loaf.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/loafing/code/loaf.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..eab60ca4053c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/loafing/code/loaf.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+/obj/item/food/prison_loaf
+	name = "prison loaf"
+	desc = "A barely edible brick of nutrients, designed as a low-cost solution to malnourishment."
+	icon = 'monkestation/code/modules/loafing/icon/obj.dmi'
+	icon_state = "loaf0"
+	var/loaf_density = 0
+
+
+/obj/item/food/prison_loaf/proc/condense()
+	switch(src.loaf_density)
+
+		if(0 to 100)
+			src.name = "prison loaf"
+			src.desc = "A barely edible brick of nutrients, designed as a low-cost solution to malnourishment."
+			src.icon_state = "loaf0"
+			src.force = 0
+			src.throwforce = 0
+		if(101 to 250)
+			src.name = "dense prison loaf"
+			src.desc = "This loaf is noticeably heavier than usual."
+			src.icon_state = "loaf0"
+			src.force = 3
+			src.throwforce = 3
+
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/loafing/code/loafer.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/loafing/code/loafer.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..43e85bbe1226
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/loafing/code/loafer.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,87 @@
+/obj/structure/disposalpipe/loafer
+	name = "loafing device"
+	desc = "A prisoner feeding device that condenses matter into an Ultra Delicious(tm) nutrition bar!"
+	icon = 'monkestation/code/modules/loafing/icon/obj.dmi'
+	icon_state = "loafer"
+
+
+/obj/structure/disposalpipe/loafer/transfer(obj/structure/disposalholder/debris)
+
+	//check if there's anything in there
+	if (debris.contents.len)
+		//start playing sound
+		playsound(src.loc, "sound", 50, 1)
+		src.icon_state = "loafer-on"
+
+		//create new loaf
+		var/obj/item/food/prison_loaf/loaf = new /obj/item/food/prison_loaf(src)
+
+		//add all the garbage to the loaf's contents
+		for (var/atom/movable/foodstuff in debris)
+			if(foodstuff.reagents)//the object has reagents
+				foodstuff.reagents.trans_to(loaf, 1000)
+			if(istype(foodstuff, /obj/item/food/prison_loaf))//the object is a loaf, compress somehow
+				var/obj/item/food/prison_loaf/loaf_to_grind = foodstuff
+				loaf.loaf_density += loaf_to_grind.loaf_density
+				loaf_to_grind = null
+			else if(isliving(foodstuff))
+				var/mob/living/victim = foodstuff
+				//different mobs add different reagents
+				if(issilicon(victim))
+					loaf.reagents.add_reagent("oil", 10)
+					loaf.reagents.add_reagent("iron", 10)
+				else
+					loaf.reagents.add_reagent("blood", 10)
+					loaf.reagents.add_reagent("urine", 10)
+				//then we give the loaf more power
+				if(ishuman(victim))
+					loaf.loaf_density += 50
+				else
+					loaf.loaf_density += 10
+				if(!isdead(victim))
+					victim.emote("scream")
+				victim.death()
+				if(victim.mind || victim.client)
+					victim.ghostize(FALSE)
+			else if (istype(foodstuff, /obj/item))//everything else
+				var/obj/item/kitchen_sink = foodstuff
+				var/weight = kitchen_sink.w_class
+				loaf.loaf_density += weight
+			debris.contents -= foodstuff
+			qdel(foodstuff)
+
+		loaf.condense()
+		loaf.loc = debris.loc
+		src.icon_state = "loafer"
+
+	return transfer_to_dir(debris, nextdir(debris))
+
+/obj/structure/disposalpipe/loafer/deconstruct(disassembled = TRUE)
+	if(!(flags_1 & NODECONSTRUCT_1))
+		if(disassembled)
+			if(stored)
+				stored.forceMove(loc)
+				transfer_fingerprints_to(stored)
+				stored.setDir(dir)
+				stored = null
+		else
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+			for(var/D in GLOB.cardinals)
+				if(D & dpdir)
+					var/obj/structure/disposalpipe/broken/P = new(T)
+					P.setDir(D)
+	spew_forth()
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/structure/disposalconstruct/loafer
+	name = "disposal pipe segment"
+	desc = "A huge pipe segment used for constructing disposal systems."
+	icon = 'monkestation/code/modules/loafing/icon/obj.dmi'
+	icon_state = "conloafer"
+	pipe_type = /obj/structure/disposalpipe/loafer
+
+/obj/structure/disposalpipe/loafer/broken
+	desc = "A broken piece of disposal pipe."
+	icon_state = "loafer_broken"
+	initialize_dirs = DISP_DIR_NONE
+
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 46c16219451b..c614887f7d42 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -5827,6 +5827,8 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\loadouts\items\toys.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\loadouts\items\under\donator.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\loadouts\items\under\under.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\loafing\code\loaf.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\loafing\code\loafer.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\maptext\maptext_image_helper.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mech_comp\_interface.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\mech_comp\_message.dm"