diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic.dm
index 022de70d54a6..0d44d47d946f 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic.dm
@@ -308,26 +308,26 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(dynamic_forced_threat_level, -1)
 				show_core_territory = !show_core_territory
 
 			if (show_core_territory)
-				. += "Advisory Level: <b>Blue Star</b></center><BR>"
-				. += "Your sector's advisory level is Blue Star. At this threat advisory, the risk of attacks on Nanotrasen assets within the sector is minor, but cannot be ruled out entirely. Remain vigilant."
+				. += "Advisory Level: <b>Chimpcon 1</b></center><BR>"
+				. += "Your sector's advisory level is Chimpcon 1. At this threat advisory, the risk of attacks on Nanotrasen assets within the sector is minor, but cannot be ruled out entirely. Remain vigilant."
 			else
-				. += "Advisory Level: <b>Green Star</b></center><BR>"
-				. += "Your sector's advisory level is Green Star. Surveillance information shows no credible threats to Nanotrasen assets within the Spinward Sector at this time. As always, the Department advises maintaining vigilance against potential threats, regardless of a lack of known threats."
+				. += "Advisory Level: <b>Chimpcon 0</b></center><BR>"
+				. += "Your sector's advisory level is Chimpcon 0. Surveillance information shows no credible threats to Nanotrasen assets within the Spinward Sector at this time. As always, the Department advises maintaining vigilance against potential threats, regardless of a lack of known threats."
 		if(20 to 39)
-			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Yellow Star</b></center><BR>"
-			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Yellow Star. Surveillance shows a credible risk of enemy attack against our assets in the Spinward Sector. We advise a heightened level of security, alongside maintaining vigilance against potential threats."
+			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Chimpcon 2</b></center><BR>"
+			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Chimpcon 2. Surveillance shows a credible risk of enemy attack against our assets in the Spinward Sector. We advise a heightened level of security, alongside maintaining vigilance against potential threats."
 		if(40 to 65)
-			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Orange Star</b></center><BR>"
-			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Orange Star. Upon reviewing your sector's intelligence, the Department has determined that the risk of enemy activity is moderate to severe. At this advisory, we recommend maintaining a higher degree of security and alertness, and vigilance against threats that may (or will) arise."
+			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Chimpcon 3</b></center><BR>"
+			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Chimpcon 3. Upon reviewing your sector's intelligence, the Department has determined that the risk of enemy activity is moderate to severe. At this advisory, we recommend maintaining a higher degree of security and alertness, and vigilance against threats that may (or will) arise."
 		if(66 to 79)
-			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Red Star</b></center><BR>"
-			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Red Star. The Department of Intelligence has decrypted Cybersun communications suggesting a high likelihood of attacks on Nanotrasen assets within the Spinward Sector. Stations in the region are advised to remain highly vigilant for signs of enemy activity and to be on high alert."
+			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Chimpcon 4</b></center><BR>"
+			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Chimpcon 4. The Department of Intelligence has decrypted Cybersun communications suggesting a high likelihood of attacks on Nanotrasen assets within the Spinward Sector. Stations in the region are advised to remain highly vigilant for signs of enemy activity and to be on high alert."
 		if(80 to 99)
-			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Black Orbit</b></center><BR>"
-			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Black Orbit. Your sector's local comms network is currently undergoing a blackout, and we are therefore unable to accurately judge enemy movements within the region. However, information passed to us by GDI suggests a high amount of enemy activity in the sector, indicative of an impending attack. Remain on high alert, and as always, we advise remaining vigilant against any other potential threats."
+			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Chimpcon 5</b></center><BR>"
+			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Chimpcon 5. Your sector's local comms network is currently undergoing a blackout, and we are therefore unable to accurately judge enemy movements within the region. However, information passed to us by GDI suggests a high amount of enemy activity in the sector, indicative of an impending attack. Remain on high alert, and as always, we advise remaining vigilant against any other potential threats."
 		if(100)
-			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Midnight Sun</b></center><BR>"
-			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Midnight Sun. Credible information passed to us by GDI suggests that the Syndicate is preparing to mount a major concerted offensive on Nanotrasen assets in the Spinward Sector to cripple our foothold there. All stations should remain on high alert and prepared to defend themselves."
+			. += "Advisory Level: <b>Chimpcon 6</b></center><BR>"
+			. += "Your sector's advisory level is Chimpcon 6. Credible information passed to us by GDI suggests that the Syndicate is preparing to mount a major concerted offensive on Nanotrasen assets in the Spinward Sector to cripple our foothold there. All stations should remain on high alert and prepared to defend themselves."
 
 	var/min_threat = 100
 	for(var/datum/dynamic_ruleset/ruleset as anything in init_rulesets(/datum/dynamic_ruleset))
diff --git a/code/modules/security_levels/security_level_datums.dm b/code/modules/security_levels/security_level_datums.dm
index ea78000ab099..f2e6a856529b 100644
--- a/code/modules/security_levels/security_level_datums.dm
+++ b/code/modules/security_levels/security_level_datums.dm
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@
  * No threats
  */
 /datum/security_level/green
-	name = "green"
+	name = "chimpcon 1"
 	sound = 'sound/misc/notice2.ogg' // Friendly beep
 	number_level = SEC_LEVEL_GREEN
 	lowering_to_configuration_key = /datum/config_entry/string/alert_green
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@
  * Caution advised
  */
 /datum/security_level/blue
-	name = "blue"
+	name = "chimpcon 2"
 	sound = 'sound/misc/notice1.ogg' // Angry alarm
 	number_level = SEC_LEVEL_BLUE
 	lowering_to_configuration_key = /datum/config_entry/string/alert_blue_downto
@@ -66,7 +66,7 @@
  * Hostile threats
  */
 /datum/security_level/red
-	name = "red"
+	name = "chimpcon 4"
 	sound = 'sound/misc/notice1.ogg' // The same angry alarm
 	number_level = SEC_LEVEL_RED
 	lowering_to_configuration_key = /datum/config_entry/string/alert_red_downto
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
  * Station destruction is imminent
  */
 /datum/security_level/delta
-	name = "delta"
+	name = "chimpcon 5"
 	sound = 'sound/misc/notice1.ogg' // The same angry alarm, again
 	number_level = SEC_LEVEL_DELTA
 	elevating_to_configuration_key = /datum/config_entry/string/alert_delta