diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/admin/smites/dagothkillsmite.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/admin/smites/dagothkillsmite.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..e8c58260673d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/admin/smites/dagothkillsmite.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+// Dagoth KILL Smite! (ported from Biblefart code) - Dexee
+// tweaked the name of this to make it extremely apparent that someone's gonna get fucked up. completely and utterly apparent. will be making a separate funny smite that doesn't kill
+
+/datum/smite/dagothkillsmite
+	name = "Dagoth KILL Smite"
+
+/datum/smite/dagothkillsmite/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("This must be used on a carbon mob."), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/Person = target
+	var/turf/Location = get_turf(target)
+	var/turf/T = get_step(get_step(Person, NORTH), NORTH)
+	to_chat(Person,span_ratvar("What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Perish."))
+	T.Beam(Person, icon_state="lightning[rand(1,12)]", time = 1.5 SECONDS)
+	Person.unequip_everything()
+	Person.Paralyze(15)
+	playsound(target,'sound/magic/lightningshock.ogg', 50, 1)
+	playsound(target,'monkestation/sound/misc/dagothgod.ogg', 80)
+	Person.electrocution_animation(15)
+	spawn(15)
+		Person.gib()
+		playsound(Location,'sound/effects/explosion3.ogg', 75, 1)
+	return
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/admin/smites/dagothstripsmite.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/admin/smites/dagothstripsmite.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..89839cd60fa1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/admin/smites/dagothstripsmite.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+// The Dagoth Strip! To have something that doesn't kill but you still wanna humiliate someone! -Dexee
+
+/datum/smite/dagothstripsmite
+	name = "Dagoth STRIP"
+
+/datum/smite/dagothstripsmite/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("This must be used on a carbon mob."), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/Person = target
+	to_chat(Person,span_ratvar("Why have you come unprepared?"))
+	Person.unequip_everything()
+	Person.Paralyze(15)
+	playsound(target,'monkestation/sound/misc/dagothgod.ogg', 80)
+	return
+
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 02793494e3ba..e995c3261f6d 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -5551,6 +5551,8 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\antag_tokens.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\camera_view.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\ggg\where_are_your_fingers.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\smites\dagothkillsmite.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\admin\smites\dagothstripsmite.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\aesthetics\airlock\airlock.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\aesthetics\items\clothing.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\aesthetics\mapping\tilecoloring.dm"