diff --git a/code/datums/components/uplink.dm b/code/datums/components/uplink.dm
index cec757486abc..e7fe90891cf1 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/uplink.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/uplink.dm
@@ -253,6 +253,7 @@
 	data["current_stock"] = remaining_stock
 	data["shop_locked"] = uplink_handler.shop_locked
 	data["purchased_items"] = length(uplink_handler.purchase_log?.purchase_log)
+	data["locked_entries"] = uplink_handler.locked_entries //monkestation edit
 	return data
 
 /datum/component/uplink/ui_static_data(mob/user)
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/traitor/uplink_handler.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/traitor/uplink_handler.dm
index 30c209a517c7..40b5d97c0cff 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/traitor/uplink_handler.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/traitor/uplink_handler.dm
@@ -70,13 +70,18 @@
 		return FALSE
 	return TRUE
 
-/datum/uplink_handler/proc/can_purchase_item(mob/user, datum/uplink_item/to_purchase)
+/datum/uplink_handler/proc/can_purchase_item(mob/user, datum/uplink_item/to_purchase, ignore_locked = FALSE) //monkestation edit: adds ignore_locked
 	if(debug_mode)
 		return TRUE
 
 	if(shop_locked)
 		return FALSE
 
+//monkestation edit start
+	if(!(ignore_locked) && (to_purchase.type in locked_entries))
+		return FALSE
+//monkestation edit end
+
 	if(to_purchase.lock_other_purchases)
 		// Can't purchase an uplink item that locks other purchases if you've already purchased something
 		if(length(purchase_log.purchase_log) > 0)
@@ -93,7 +98,7 @@
 	return TRUE
 
 /datum/uplink_handler/proc/purchase_item(mob/user, datum/uplink_item/to_purchase, atom/movable/source)
-	if(!can_purchase_item(user, to_purchase))
+	if(!can_purchase_item(user, to_purchase) || !to_purchase.unique_checks(user, src, source)) //monkestation edit: adds the unique_checks() check
 		return
 
 	if(to_purchase.limited_stock != -1 && !(to_purchase.stock_key in item_stock))
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/bundle.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/bundle.dm
index 2ce0de0f5733..708d255ea8a1 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/bundle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/bundle.dm
@@ -17,19 +17,26 @@
 
 /datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/random/purchase(mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/handler, atom/movable/source)
 	var/list/possible_items = list()
+	var/ignore_locked = check_ignore_locked(handler) //monkestation edit
 	for(var/datum/uplink_item/item_path as anything in SStraitor.uplink_items_by_type)
 		var/datum/uplink_item/uplink_item = SStraitor.uplink_items_by_type[item_path]
 		if(src == uplink_item || !uplink_item.item)
 			continue
-		if(!handler.can_purchase_item(user, uplink_item))
+		if(!handler.can_purchase_item(user, uplink_item, ignore_locked)) //monkestation edit: adds ignore_locked
 			continue
 		possible_items += uplink_item
 
+//monkestation edit start, this is the less snowflakey more janky way to handle this
+	var/debug_mode = handler.debug_mode
+	if(ignore_locked)
+		handler.debug_mode = TRUE
+//monkestation edit end
 	if(possible_items.len)
 		var/datum/uplink_item/uplink_item = pick(possible_items)
 		log_uplink("[key_name(user)] purchased a random uplink item from [handler.owner]'s uplink with [handler.telecrystals] telecrystals remaining")
 		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "traitor_random_uplink_items_gotten", 1, initial(uplink_item.name))
 		handler.purchase_item(user, uplink_item)
+	handler.debug_mode = debug_mode //monkestation edit
 
 /datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/telecrystal
 	name = "1 Raw Telecrystal"
@@ -80,24 +87,25 @@
 	name = "Syndicate Surplus Crate"
 	desc = "A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. \
 			If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. \
-			Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent."
+			Contents are sorted to always be worth 40 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent."
 	item = /obj/structure/closet/crate // will be replaced in purchase()
 	cost = 20
 	purchasable_from = ~(UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS)
 	stock_key = UPLINK_SHARED_STOCK_SURPLUS
 	/// Value of items inside the crate in TC
-	var/crate_tc_value = 30
+	var/crate_tc_value = 40 //monkestation edit: from 30 to 40
 	/// crate that will be used for the surplus crate
 	var/crate_type = /obj/structure/closet/crate
 
 /// generates items that can go inside crates, edit this proc to change what items could go inside your specialized crate
-/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/surplus/proc/generate_possible_items(mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/handler)
+/// monkestation edit: set unrestricted to TRUE if you want to pick from all uplink items
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/surplus/proc/generate_possible_items(mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/handler, unrestricted = FALSE) //monkestation edit: adds unrestricted
 	var/list/possible_items = list()
 	for(var/datum/uplink_item/item_path as anything in SStraitor.uplink_items_by_type)
 		var/datum/uplink_item/uplink_item = SStraitor.uplink_items_by_type[item_path]
 		if(src == uplink_item || !uplink_item.item)
 			continue
-		if(!handler.check_if_restricted(uplink_item))
+		if(!unrestricted && !handler.check_if_restricted(uplink_item)) //monkestation edit: adds the unrestricted check
 			continue
 		if(!uplink_item.surplus)
 			continue
@@ -130,6 +138,13 @@
 		CRASH("crate_type is not a crate")
 	var/list/possible_items = generate_possible_items(user, handler)
 
+//monkestation edit start
+	if(!possible_items || !length(possible_items))
+		handler.telecrystals += cost
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You get the feeling something went wrong and that you should inform syndicate command"))
+		qdel(surplus_crate)
+		CRASH("surplus crate failed to generate possible items")
+//monkestation edit end
 	fill_crate(surplus_crate, possible_items)
 
 	podspawn(list(
@@ -143,13 +158,13 @@
 	name = "United Surplus Crate"
 	desc = "A shiny and large crate to be delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. It has an advanced locking mechanism with an anti-tampering protocol. \
 			It is recommended that you only attempt to open it by having another agent purchase a Surplus Crate Key. Unite and fight. \
-			Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items based on your current reputation, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 80 TC. \
+			Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items based on your current reputation, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 100 TC. \
 			The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent."
 	cost = 20
 	item = /obj/structure/closet/crate/syndicrate
 	progression_minimum = 30 MINUTES
 	stock_key = UPLINK_SHARED_STOCK_SURPLUS
-	crate_tc_value = 80
+	crate_tc_value = 100 //monkestation edit: from 80 to 100
 	crate_type = /obj/structure/closet/crate/syndicrate
 
 /// edited version of fill crate for super surplus to ensure it can only be unlocked with the syndicrate key
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/dangerous.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/dangerous.dm
index 0c14c302b5ef..0086c6e40940 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/dangerous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/dangerous.dm
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 			darts effective at incapacitating a target."
 	item = /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/toy/riot
 	cost = 2
-	surplus = 10
+	surplus = 50 //monkestation edit: from 10 to 50
 	purchasable_from = ~UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/pistol
@@ -86,7 +86,7 @@
 	progression_minimum = 30 MINUTES
 	item = /obj/item/guardiancreator/tech/choose/traitor
 	cost = 18
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 40 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 40
 	purchasable_from = ~(UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS)
 	restricted = TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/device_tools.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/device_tools.dm
index b5012ab4f885..aff270bd80fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/device_tools.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/device_tools.dm
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
 	name = "Briefcase Launchpad"
 	desc = "A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. \
 			Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it."
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 30 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 30
 	item = /obj/item/storage/briefcase/launchpad
 	cost = 6
 
@@ -245,7 +245,7 @@
 	progression_minimum = 30 MINUTES
 	item = /obj/item/sbeacondrop
 	cost = 10
-	surplus = 0 // not while there isnt one on any station
+	surplus = 50 // not while there isnt one on any station, monkestation edit: from 0 to 50, we have them
 	purchasable_from = ~(UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS)
 
 /datum/uplink_item/device_tools/powersink
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/explosive.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/explosive.dm
index 27145ccf004d..095b2e4cea65 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/explosive.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/explosive.dm
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@
 	progression_minimum = 30 MINUTES
 	item = /obj/item/pizzabox/bomb
 	cost = 6
-	surplus = 8
+	surplus = 30 //monkestation edit: from 8 to 30
 
 /datum/uplink_item/explosives/syndicate_minibomb
 	name = "Syndicate Minibomb"
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
index b754ed2ff94f..01c745231aa8 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 	limited_stock = 1
 	item = /obj/item/devices/bureaucratic_error_remote
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_HEAD_OF_PERSONNEL, JOB_QUARTERMASTER)
-	surplus = 5
+	surplus = 40 //monkestation edit: from 5 to 40
 
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/clumsinessinjector //clown ops can buy this too, but it's in the pointless badassery section for them
 	name = "Clumsiness Injector"
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@
 	item = /obj/item/firing_pin/clown/ultra
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CLOWN)
 	illegal_tech = FALSE
-	surplus = 25
+	surplus = 0 //monkestation edit: from 25 to 0
 
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/clownsuperpin
 	name = "Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin"
@@ -66,7 +66,7 @@
 	item = /obj/item/firing_pin/clown/ultra/selfdestruct
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CLOWN)
 	illegal_tech = FALSE
-	surplus = 25
+	surplus = 0 //monkestation edit: from 25 to 0
 
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/syndimmi
 	name = "Syndicate Brand MMI"
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
 			The acid only affects carbon-based creatures."
 	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/ez_clean
 	cost = 6
-	surplus = 20
+	surplus = 40 //monkestation edit: from 20 to 40
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_JANITOR)
 
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/reverse_bear_trap
@@ -238,7 +238,7 @@
 	item = /obj/item/sbeacondrop/clownbomb
 	cost = 15
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CLOWN)
-	surplus = 10
+	surplus = 50 //monkestation edit: from 10 to 50
 
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/clown_bomb/New()
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
index 70ca0377e8ce..85362d74506a 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 		and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES."
 	item = /obj/item/shield/energy/bananium
 	cost = 16
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 40 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 40
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/clownsword
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 	impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it."
 	item = /obj/item/melee/energy/sword/bananium
 	cost = 3
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 100 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 100(its funny)
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/clownoppin
@@ -122,7 +122,7 @@
 			against other attacks. Pair with an Energy Sword for a killer combination."
 	item = /obj/item/shield/energy
 	cost = 16
-	surplus = 20
+	surplus = 40 //monkestation edit: from 20 to 40
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/machinegun
@@ -131,7 +131,7 @@
 			This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7.12x82mm ammunition."
 	item = /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/l6_saw
 	cost = 18
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 10 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 10
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/carbine
@@ -172,7 +172,7 @@
 	desc = "A fully-loaded Donksoft bullpup submachine gun that fires riot grade darts with a 20-round magazine."
 	item = /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/c20r/toy
 	cost = 5
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 70 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 70
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/dangerous/foammachinegun
@@ -181,7 +181,7 @@
 			riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley."
 	item = /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/l6_saw/toy
 	cost = 10
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 70 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 70
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/cqc
@@ -190,7 +190,7 @@
 	item = /obj/item/book/granter/martial/cqc
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 	cost = 13
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 60 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 60
 
 /datum/uplink_item/ammo/pistol_nukeop
 	name = "10mm Handgun Magazine"
@@ -440,7 +440,7 @@
 		a few seconds after the banana is eaten."
 	item = /obj/item/food/grown/banana/bombanana
 	cost = 4 //it is a bit cheaper than a minibomb because you have to take off your helmet to eat it, which is how you arm it
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 60 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 60
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/explosives/clown_bomb_clownops
@@ -485,7 +485,7 @@
 	item = /obj/item/storage/belt/grenade/full
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 	cost = 22
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 70 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 70
 
 /datum/uplink_item/explosives/syndicate_detonator
 	name = "Syndicate Detonator"
@@ -503,7 +503,7 @@
 		remain attached to the face of all targets for one minute, preventing the use of breath masks and other such devices."
 	item = /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/teargas/moustache
 	cost = 3
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 80 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 80
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/explosives/viscerators
@@ -522,7 +522,7 @@
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 	limited_stock = 1
 	cost = 12 //This is effectively the clown ops version of the grenadier belt where you should on average get 8 explosives if you use a weapon with exactly 10 force.
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 60 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 60
 
 //Support and Mechs
 /datum/uplink_category/support
@@ -615,7 +615,7 @@
 		squeak significantly louder."
 	item = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/banana_shoes/combat
 	cost = 6
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 100 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 100 HONK
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/syndigaloshes/nuke
@@ -717,7 +717,7 @@
 	desc = "This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon."
 	item = /obj/item/autosurgeon/syndicate/anti_stun
 	cost = 12
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 40 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 40
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/implants/microbomb
@@ -743,7 +743,7 @@
 	desc = "This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon."
 	item = /obj/item/autosurgeon/syndicate/reviver
 	cost = 8
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 30 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 30
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/implants/thermals
@@ -751,7 +751,7 @@
 	desc = "These cybernetic eyes will give you thermal vision. Comes with a free autosurgeon."
 	item = /obj/item/autosurgeon/syndicate/thermal_eyes
 	cost = 8
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 40 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 40
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/implants/xray
@@ -759,7 +759,7 @@
 	desc = "These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon."
 	item = /obj/item/autosurgeon/syndicate/xray_eyes
 	cost = 10
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 30 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 30
 	purchasable_from = UPLINK_NUKE_OPS
 
 /datum/uplink_item/implants/deathrattle
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm
index aa9c727d6e8b..fa42da23dc9b 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,6 @@
 	cost = 2
 	item = /obj/item/flashlight/lantern/syndicate
 	restricted_species = list(SPECIES_MOTH)
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 80 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 80
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy.dm
index 491f8e8e99d6..005384c3f762 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/stealthy.dm
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@
 	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/origami_bundle
 	progression_minimum = 10 MINUTES
 	cost = 4
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 50 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 50
 	purchasable_from = ~UPLINK_NUKE_OPS //clown ops intentionally left in, because that seems like some s-tier shenanigans.
 
 
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@
 	item = /obj/item/book/granter/martial/carp
 	progression_minimum = 30 MINUTES
 	cost = 13
-	surplus = 0
+	surplus = 30 //monkestation edit: from 0 to 30
 	purchasable_from = ~(UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS)
 
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/crossbow
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/traitor/uplink_handler.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/traitor/uplink_handler.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..4848d52468e5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/traitor/uplink_handler.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/datum/uplink_handler
+	/// Extra stuff that cannot be purchased by an uplink, regardless of flag.
+	var/list/locked_entries = list()
+
+///Add items to our locked_entries
+/datum/uplink_handler/proc/add_locked_entries(list/items_to_add)
+	for(var/datum/uplink_item/item as anything in items_to_add)
+		locked_entries |= item
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/bundles.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/bundles.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index bccbba83f232..000000000000
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/bundles.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/surplus/lootbox
-	name = "Syndicate Lootbox Crate"
-	desc = "A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items, \
-			With their all new kit, codenamed 'scam' the syndicate attempted to extract the energy of the die of fate to \
-			make a loot-box style system but failed, so instead just fake their randomness using ook's evil twin brother to sniff out the items to shove in it. \
-			Item price not guaranteed. Can contain normally unobtainable items."
-	lock_other_purchases = TRUE
-
-/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/surplus/lootbox/purchase(mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/handler, atom/movable/source)
-	crate_tc_value = rand(1,20) // randomise how much it costs, from 5 to 100 TC
-	crate_tc_value *= 5
-	if(crate_tc_value == 5) //horrible luck, welcome to gambling
-		crate_tc_value *= 0
-		to_chat(user, span_warning("You feel an overwhelming sense of pride and accomplishment."))
-	if(crate_tc_value == 100) // Jackpot, how lucky
-		crate_tc_value *= 2
-		print_command_report("Congratulations to [user] for being the [rand(2, 9)]th lucky winner of the syndicate lottery! \
-		Dread Admiral Sabertooth has authorised the beaming of your special equipment immediately! Happy hunting operative.",
-		"Syndicate Gambling Division High Command", TRUE)
-	var/obj/structure/closet/crate/surplus_crate = new crate_type()
-	if(!istype(surplus_crate))
-		CRASH("crate_type is not a crate")
-	var/list/possible_items = generate_possible_items(user, handler)
-
-	fill_crate(surplus_crate, possible_items)
-
-	podspawn(list( // unlike other chests, lets give them the chest with STYLE
-		"target" = get_turf(user),
-		"style" = STYLE_SYNDICATE,
-		"spawn" = surplus_crate,
-	))
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/species.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/species.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index d39476f11b82..000000000000
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/species.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-//Species Specific Items
-
-/datum/uplink_item/race_restricted/monkey_barrel
-	name = "Angry Monkey Barrel"
-	desc = "Expert Syndicate Scientists put pissed a couple monkeys off and put them in a barrel. It isn't that complicated, but it's very effective"
-	cost = 7
-	item = /obj/item/grenade/monkey_barrel
-	restricted_species = list(SPECIES_SIMIAN)
-
-/datum/uplink_item/race_restricted/monkey_ball
-	name = "Monkey Ball"
-	desc = "Stolen experimental MonkeTech designed to bring a monkey's speed to dangerous levels."
-	cost = 12
-	item = /obj/vehicle/ridden/monkey_ball
-	restricted_species = list(SPECIES_SIMIAN)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..406f4c571d06
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+///Override for any unique checks for specific items, by default returns TRUE
+/datum/uplink_item/proc/unique_checks(mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/handler, atom/movable/source)
+	return TRUE
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/bundles.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/bundles.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..4b5b73d01e44
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/bundles.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/surplus/lootbox
+	name = "Syndicate Lootbox Crate"
+	desc = "A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items, \
+			With their all new kit, codenamed 'scam' the syndicate attempted to extract the energy of the die of fate to \
+			make a loot-box style system but failed, so instead just fake their randomness using ook's evil twin brother to sniff out the items to shove in it. \
+			Item price not guaranteed. Can contain normally unobtainable items. Purchasing this will prevent you from purchasing any non-random item. \
+			Cannot be purchased if you have already bought another item."
+
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/surplus/lootbox/unique_checks(mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/handler, atom/movable/source)
+	//we dont acually have the var that makes this get checked so do it manually
+	if(length(handler.purchase_log.purchase_log) > 0)
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/surplus/lootbox/spawn_item(spawn_path, mob/user, datum/uplink_handler/handler, atom/movable/source)
+	crate_tc_value = rand(1,20) * 5 // randomise how much in TC it gives, from 5 to 100 TC
+	if(crate_tc_value == 5) //horrible luck, welcome to gambling
+		crate_tc_value = 0
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You feel an overwhelming sense of pride and accomplishment."))
+	if(crate_tc_value == 100) // Jackpot, how lucky
+		crate_tc_value *= 2
+		print_command_report("Congratulations to [user] for being the [rand(2, 9)]th lucky winner of the syndicate lottery! \
+		Dread Admiral Sabertooth has authorised the beaming of your special equipment immediately! Happy hunting operative.",
+		"Syndicate Gambling Division High Command", TRUE)
+		if(ishuman(user) && !(locate(/obj/item/implant/weapons_auth) in user)) //jackpot winners dont have to find firing pins for any guns they get
+			var/obj/item/implant/weapons_auth/auth = new
+			auth.implant(user)
+			to_chat(user, span_notice("You feel as though the syndicate have given you the ability to use weapons beyond your normal access level."))
+	var/obj/structure/closet/crate/surplus_crate = new crate_type()
+	if(!istype(surplus_crate))
+		CRASH("crate_type is not a crate")
+
+	var/list/possible_items = generate_possible_items(user, handler, TRUE)
+	if(!possible_items || !length(possible_items))
+		handler.telecrystals += cost
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("You get the feeling something went wrong and that you should inform syndicate command."))
+		qdel(surplus_crate)
+		CRASH("lootbox crate failed to generate possible items")
+
+	fill_crate(surplus_crate, possible_items)
+
+	podspawn(list( // unlike other chests, lets give them the chest with STYLE
+		"target" = get_turf(user),
+		"style" = STYLE_SYNDICATE,
+		"spawn" = surplus_crate,
+	))
+	handler.add_locked_entries(subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item) - /datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/random)
+
+//pain
+///Check if we should ignore handler locked_entries or not
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/random/proc/check_ignore_locked(datum/uplink_handler/handler)
+	return (length(handler.locked_entries) == (length(subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item)) - 1)) && !(src.type in handler.locked_entries)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/device_tools.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/device_tools.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..3ccfc94cb441
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/device_tools.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/tram_remote
+	surplus = 40
+
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/rad_laser
+	surplus = 40
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/explosive.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/explosive.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..493b311b441f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/explosive.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+/datum/uplink_item/explosives/soap_clusterbang
+	surplus = 60
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
index bfbb6c547e37..216d4cb5987d 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/job.dm
@@ -5,3 +5,9 @@
 	cost = 1
 	item = /obj/item/storage/book/bible/mini
 	restricted_roles = list(JOB_CHAPLAIN, JOB_CLOWN)
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/reverse_bear_trap
+	surplus = 60
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/modified_syringe_gun
+	surplus = 50
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/misc.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/misc.dm
similarity index 100%
rename from monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/misc.dm
rename to monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/misc.dm
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..8a918b7ad0b5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/nukeops.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+/datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/romerol_kit
+	surplus = 10 //very rare from lootboxes
+
+/datum/uplink_item/dangerous/clownoppin
+	surplus = 80
+
+/datum/uplink_item/dangerous/clownopsuperpin
+	surplus = 80
+
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/cyber_implants
+	surplus = 30
+
+/datum/uplink_item/bundles_tc/medical
+	surplus = 40
+
+/datum/uplink_item/support/gygax
+	surplus = 40
+
+/datum/uplink_item/support/honker
+	surplus = 60
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm
index 29a4623f1664..db1ee12eac86 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/species.dm
@@ -8,3 +8,18 @@
 	cost = 4
 	restricted_species = list(SPECIES_MOTH)
 	surplus = 0
+
+/datum/uplink_item/race_restricted/monkey_barrel
+	name = "Angry Monkey Barrel"
+	desc = "Expert Syndicate Scientists put pissed a couple monkeys off and put them in a barrel. It isn't that complicated, but it's very effective"
+	cost = 7
+	item = /obj/item/grenade/monkey_barrel
+	restricted_species = list(SPECIES_SIMIAN)
+
+/datum/uplink_item/race_restricted/monkey_ball
+	name = "Monkey Ball"
+	desc = "Stolen experimental MonkeTech designed to bring a monkey's speed to dangerous levels."
+	cost = 12
+	item = /obj/vehicle/ridden/monkey_ball
+	restricted_species = list(SPECIES_SIMIAN)
+
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/weapons.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/weapons.dm
similarity index 100%
rename from monkestation/code/modules/antagonists/uplink_items/weapons.dm
rename to monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/weapons.dm
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index d3bc1729f965..5c1f240219ec 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -5689,12 +5689,9 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\slasher\slasher_outfit\slasher_footwear.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\slasher\slasher_outfit\slasher_headgear.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\slasher\slasher_outfit\slasher_middlewear.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\traitor\uplink_handler.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\traitor\objectives\tide_bug_department.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\traitor\objectives\final_objective\become_wizard.dm"
-#include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\uplink_items\bundles.dm"
-#include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\uplink_items\misc.dm"
-#include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\uplink_items\species.dm"
-#include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\uplink_items\weapons.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\wizard\equipment\artefact.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\wizard\equipment\spellbook_entries\defensive.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\antagonists\wizard\equipment\spellbook_entries\mobility.dm"
@@ -6359,9 +6356,16 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\twitch_bits\events\random_item.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\twitch_bits\events\rod.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\twitch_bits\events\skinny.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\badass.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\bundles.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\device_tools.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\explosive.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\job.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\misc.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\nukeops.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\species.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\uplink\uplink_items\weapons.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\vehicles\monkey_ball.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\vehicles\mecha\mecha_actions.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\vehicles\mecha\equipment\tools\other_tools.dm"
diff --git a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/AntagInfoMalf.tsx b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/AntagInfoMalf.tsx
index f2d53da2bb12..6292753cf0ad 100644
--- a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/AntagInfoMalf.tsx
+++ b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/AntagInfoMalf.tsx
@@ -195,6 +195,7 @@ export const AntagInfoMalf = (props, context) => {
         cost: `${item.cost} PT`,
         desc: item.desc,
         disabled: processingTime < item.cost,
+        is_locked: null,
       });
     }
   }
diff --git a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/GenericUplink.tsx b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/GenericUplink.tsx
index 3ea3e3abcd3a..7ae85a5157c4 100644
--- a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/GenericUplink.tsx
+++ b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/GenericUplink.tsx
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import { BooleanLike } from 'common/react';
 import { useLocalState, useSharedState } from '../../backend';
-import { Box, Button, Input, Section, Tabs, NoticeBox, Stack } from '../../components';
+import { Box, Button, Input, Section, Tabs, NoticeBox, Stack, Dimmer } from '../../components';
 import type { InfernoNode } from 'inferno';
 
 type GenericUplinkProps = {
@@ -95,6 +95,7 @@ export type Item<ItemData = {}> = {
   cost: InfernoNode | string;
   desc: InfernoNode | string;
   disabled: BooleanLike;
+  is_locked: BooleanLike;
   extraData?: ItemData;
 };
 
@@ -111,17 +112,32 @@ const ItemList = (props: ItemListProps, context: any) => {
     <Stack vertical>
       {items.map((item, index) => (
         <Stack.Item key={index}>
-          <Section
-            key={item.name}
-            title={item.name}
-            buttons={
-              <Button
-                content={item.cost}
-                disabled={item.disabled}
-                onClick={(e) => handleBuy(item)}
-              />
-            }>
-            {compactMode ? null : item.desc}
+          <Section>
+            <Section
+              key={item.name}
+              title={item.name}
+              buttons={
+                <Button
+                  content={item.cost}
+                  disabled={item.disabled}
+                  onClick={(e) => handleBuy(item)}
+                />
+              }>
+              {compactMode ? null : item.desc}
+            </Section>
+            {(item.is_locked && (
+              <Dimmer>
+                <Box
+                  color="red"
+                  fontFamily={'Bahnschrift'}
+                  fontSize={2}
+                  align={'top'}
+                  as="span">
+                  ENTRY LOCKED
+                </Box>
+              </Dimmer>
+            )) ||
+              null}
           </Section>
         </Stack.Item>
       ))}
diff --git a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/index.tsx b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/index.tsx
index 24cbb734d885..fe2aa6b0d08b 100644
--- a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/index.tsx
+++ b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/Uplink/index.tsx
@@ -59,6 +59,7 @@ type UplinkData = {
   maximum_potential_objectives: number;
   purchased_items: number;
   shop_locked: BooleanLike;
+  locked_entries: string[];
 };
 
 type UplinkState = {
@@ -176,6 +177,7 @@ export class Uplink extends Component<{}, UplinkState> {
       lockable,
       purchased_items,
       shop_locked,
+      locked_entries,
     } = data;
     const { allItems, allCategories, currentTab } = this.state as UplinkState;
 
@@ -199,6 +201,7 @@ export class Uplink extends Component<{}, UplinkState> {
         stock = null;
       }
       const canBuy = telecrystals >= item.cost && (stock === null || stock > 0);
+      const locked = locked_entries.includes(item.id);
       items.push({
         id: item.id,
         name: item.name,
@@ -231,7 +234,11 @@ export class Uplink extends Component<{}, UplinkState> {
             )}
           </Box>
         ),
-        disabled: !canBuy || (item.lock_other_purchases && purchased_items > 0),
+        disabled:
+          !canBuy ||
+          (item.lock_other_purchases && purchased_items > 0) ||
+          locked,
+        is_locked: locked,
         extraData: {
           ref: item.ref,
         },