diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/sound.dm b/code/__DEFINES/sound.dm
index e74803cccda9..701ce925344c 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/sound.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/sound.dm
@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
 #define CHANNEL_MOB_SOUNDS 1009
 #define CHANNEL_Z 1008
 #define CHANNEL_WALKMAN 1007 //monkestation edit
+#define CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME 1006
 
 ///Default range of a sound.
 #define SOUND_RANGE 17
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm b/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
index 07230479d473..32a0c53c44d5 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
@@ -30,6 +30,8 @@
 #define IGNORE_STASIS (1<<1)
 /// If the incapacitated status effect will ignore a mob being agressively grabbed
 #define IGNORE_GRAB (1<<2)
+/// If the incapacited status effect will ignore a mob in cirt
+#define IGNORE_CRIT (1<<3)
 
 // Grouped effect sources, see also code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
 
diff --git a/code/_onclick/click.dm b/code/_onclick/click.dm
index 31168fb1657e..e80cb4bf3e93 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/click.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/click.dm
@@ -18,15 +18,32 @@
 // DOES NOT EFFECT THE BASE 1 DECISECOND DELAY OF NEXT_CLICK
 
 /mob/proc/changeNext_move(num)
-	next_move = world.time + ((num+next_move_adjust)*next_move_modifier)
+	var/stat_multi = 1
+	switch(stat)
+		if(SOFT_CRIT)
+			stat_multi = 8
+		if(HARD_CRIT)
+			stat_multi = 16
+		else
+			stat_multi = 1
+	next_move = world.time + ((num+next_move_adjust) * next_move_modifier * stat_multi)
 
 /mob/living/changeNext_move(num)
 	var/mod = next_move_modifier
 	var/adj = next_move_adjust
+	var/stat_multi = 1
+	switch(stat)
+		if(SOFT_CRIT)
+			stat_multi = 4
+		if(HARD_CRIT)
+			stat_multi = 8
+		else
+			stat_multi = 1
+
 	for(var/datum/status_effect/effect as anything in status_effects)
 		mod *= effect.nextmove_modifier()
 		adj += effect.nextmove_adjust()
-	next_move = world.time + ((num + adj)*mod)
+	next_move = world.time + ((num + adj)*mod * stat_multi)
 
 /**
  * Before anything else, defer these calls to a per-mobtype handler.  This allows us to
@@ -106,7 +123,7 @@
 			CtrlClickOn(A)
 			return
 
-	if(incapacitated(IGNORE_RESTRAINTS|IGNORE_STASIS))
+	if(incapacitated(IGNORE_RESTRAINTS|IGNORE_STASIS|IGNORE_CRIT))
 		return
 
 	face_atom(A)
@@ -117,7 +134,7 @@
 	if(!LAZYACCESS(modifiers, "catcher") && A.IsObscured())
 		return
 
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED))
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED) && !((stat >= SOFT_CRIT && (stat != DEAD && stat != UNCONSCIOUS))))
 		changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_HANDCUFFED)   //Doing shit in cuffs shall be vey slow
 		UnarmedAttack(A, FALSE)
 		return
diff --git a/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm b/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm
index aa08d7889fa8..81b4d5179209 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/other_mobs.dm
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
 	Otherwise pretty standard.
 */
 /mob/living/carbon/human/UnarmedAttack(atom/A, proximity_flag)
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED))
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED) && stat < SOFT_CRIT)
 		if(src == A)
 			check_self_for_injuries()
 		return
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/ambience.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/ambience.dm
index e138c2d6048c..75d68b1651d5 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/ambience.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/ambience.dm
@@ -51,6 +51,10 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ambience)
 ///Attempts to play an ambient sound to a mob, returning the cooldown in deciseconds
 /area/proc/play_ambience(mob/M, sound/override_sound, volume = 27)
 	var/sound/new_sound = override_sound || pick(ambientsounds)
+	if(M.client?.prefs.channel_volume)
+		volume *= M.client.prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME]"] * 0.01
+		volume *= M.client.prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_AMBIENCE]"] * 0.01
+
 	new_sound = sound(new_sound, repeat = 0, wait = 0, volume = volume, channel = CHANNEL_AMBIENCE)
 	SEND_SOUND(M, new_sound)
 
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/fastprocess.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/fastprocess.dm
index 1b30ca44c240..ce1617253ed9 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/fastprocess.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/processing/fastprocess.dm
@@ -2,3 +2,9 @@ PROCESSING_SUBSYSTEM_DEF(fastprocess)
 	name = "Fast Processing"
 	wait = 0.2 SECONDS
 	stat_tag = "FP"
+
+PROCESSING_SUBSYSTEM_DEF(actualfastprocess)
+	name = "Actual Fast Processing"
+	wait = 0.1 SECONDS
+	priority = FIRE_PRIORITY_TICKER
+	stat_tag = "AFP"
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
index c94405a1afa3..1a7196a9eb4c 100755
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
@@ -282,7 +282,12 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 	INVOKE_ASYNC(SSdbcore, TYPE_PROC_REF(/datum/controller/subsystem/dbcore,SetRoundStart))
 
 	to_chat(world, span_notice("<B>Welcome to [station_name()], enjoy your stay!</B>"))
-	SEND_SOUND(world, sound(SSstation.announcer.get_rand_welcome_sound()))
+	
+	for(var/mob/M as anything in GLOB.player_list)
+		if(!M.client)
+			SEND_SOUND(M, sound(SSstation.announcer.get_rand_welcome_sound(), volume = 100))
+		else if("[CHANNEL_VOX]" in M.client.prefs.channel_volume)
+			SEND_SOUND(M, sound(SSstation.announcer.get_rand_welcome_sound(), volume = M.client.prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_VOX]"] * (M.client.prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME]"] * 0.01)))
 
 	current_state = GAME_STATE_PLAYING
 	Master.SetRunLevel(RUNLEVEL_GAME)
diff --git a/code/datums/announcers/default_announcer.dm b/code/datums/announcers/default_announcer.dm
index 9db822e02fef..830471615cbb 100644
--- a/code/datums/announcers/default_announcer.dm
+++ b/code/datums/announcers/default_announcer.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
 /datum/centcom_announcer/default
-	welcome_sounds = list('sound/ai/default/welcome.ogg')
+	welcome_sounds = list('monkestation/sound/ai/duke/welcome/bonus1.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/duke/welcome/welcome1.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/duke/welcome/welcome2.ogg')
 	alert_sounds = list('sound/ai/default/attention.ogg')
 	command_report_sounds = list('sound/ai/default/commandreport.ogg')
 	event_sounds = list(ANNOUNCER_AIMALF = 'sound/ai/default/aimalf.ogg',
diff --git a/code/datums/emotes.dm b/code/datums/emotes.dm
index 2151a384f62f..226253183825 100644
--- a/code/datums/emotes.dm
+++ b/code/datums/emotes.dm
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@
 	var/tmp_sound = get_sound(user)
 	if(tmp_sound && should_play_sound(user, intentional) && !TIMER_COOLDOWN_CHECK(user, type))
 		TIMER_COOLDOWN_START(user, type, audio_cooldown)
-		playsound(user, tmp_sound, 50, vary)
+		playsound(user, tmp_sound, 50, vary, mixer_channel = CHANNEL_MOB_SOUNDS)
 
 	var/user_turf = get_turf(user)
 	if (user.client)
diff --git a/code/datums/storage/storage.dm b/code/datums/storage/storage.dm
index ce0175849090..ace95c63b9a1 100644
--- a/code/datums/storage/storage.dm
+++ b/code/datums/storage/storage.dm
@@ -983,7 +983,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(cached_storage_typecaches)
 		resolve_parent.balloon_alert(to_show, "can't reach!")
 		return FALSE
 
-	if(!isliving(to_show) || to_show.incapacitated())
+	if(!isliving(to_show) || to_show.incapacitated(IGNORE_CRIT))
 		return FALSE
 
 	if(locked)
diff --git a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
index c2ee234d5857..6373178fb225 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
@@ -1589,6 +1589,11 @@
 			pulling.remove_traits(list(TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED), CHOKEHOLD_TRAIT)
 			if(. >= GRAB_NECK) // Previous state was a a neck-grab or higher.
 				REMOVE_TRAIT(pulling, TRAIT_FLOORED, CHOKEHOLD_TRAIT)
+			if(ismob(src))
+				var/mob/grabbed = src
+				if(grabbed.stat == SOFT_CRIT || grabbed.stat == HARD_CRIT)
+					pulling.add_traits(list(TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED, TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED), CHOKEHOLD_TRAIT)
+
 		if(GRAB_AGGRESSIVE)
 			if(. >= GRAB_NECK) // Grab got downgraded.
 				REMOVE_TRAIT(pulling, TRAIT_FLOORED, CHOKEHOLD_TRAIT)
diff --git a/code/game/sound.dm b/code/game/sound.dm
index 7e421372cc90..b14a9ee2155b 100644
--- a/code/game/sound.dm
+++ b/code/game/sound.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(used_sound_channels, list(
+	CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME,
 	CHANNEL_LOBBYMUSIC,
 	CHANNEL_ADMIN,
 	CHANNEL_VOX,
@@ -145,6 +146,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(proxy_sound_channels, list(
 	sound_to_use.wait = 0 //No queue
 	sound_to_use.channel = channel || SSsounds.random_available_channel()
 	sound_to_use.volume = vol
+	if("[CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME]" in client?.prefs?.channel_volume)
+		sound_to_use.volume *= client.prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME]"] * 0.01
 
 	if(vary)
 		if(frequency)
@@ -246,6 +249,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(proxy_sound_channels, list(
 	if("[CHANNEL_LOBBYMUSIC]" in prefs.channel_volume)
 		if(prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_LOBBYMUSIC]"] != 0)
 			vol *= prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_LOBBYMUSIC]"] * 0.01
+			vol *= prefs.channel_volume["[CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME]"] * 0.01
 
 	if((prefs && (!prefs.read_preference(/datum/preference/toggle/sound_lobby))) || CONFIG_GET(flag/disallow_title_music))
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/holder2.dm b/code/modules/admin/holder2.dm
index bbdb6bfbe22f..989e05caf600 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/holder2.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/holder2.dm
@@ -157,6 +157,8 @@ GLOBAL_PROTECT(href_token)
 	owner.init_verbs() //re-initialize the verb list
 	owner.update_special_keybinds()
 	GLOB.admins |= client
+	if(!owner.mentor_datum)
+		owner.mentor_datum_set()
 
 	try_give_profiling()
 
@@ -170,6 +172,9 @@ GLOBAL_PROTECT(href_token)
 		GLOB.admins -= owner
 		owner.remove_admin_verbs()
 		owner.holder = null
+		GLOB.mentors -= owner
+		owner.mentor_datum.owner = null
+		owner.mentor_datum = null
 		owner = null
 
 /// Returns the feedback forum thread for the admin holder's owner, as according to DB.
diff --git a/code/modules/escape_menu/home_page.dm b/code/modules/escape_menu/home_page.dm
index ad0febfcb20c..8ab6c27aa708 100644
--- a/code/modules/escape_menu/home_page.dm
+++ b/code/modules/escape_menu/home_page.dm
@@ -28,13 +28,22 @@
 			CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(start_redeem)),
 		)
 	)
+	page_holder.give_screen_object(
+		new /atom/movable/screen/escape_menu/home_button(
+			null,
+			src,
+			"Open Lootbox",
+			/* offset = */ 3,
+			CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(try_open_lootbox)),
+		)
+	)
 
 	page_holder.give_screen_object(
 		new /atom/movable/screen/escape_menu/home_button(
 			null,
 			src,
 			"Open Map",
-			/* offset = */ 3,
+			/* offset = */ 4,
 			CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(open_map)),
 		)
 	)
@@ -43,7 +52,7 @@
 			null,
 			src,
 			"Admin Help",
-			/* offset = */ 4,
+			/* offset = */ 5,
 		)
 	)
 
@@ -52,7 +61,7 @@
 			null,
 			src,
 			"Leave Body",
-			/* offset = */ 5,
+			/* offset = */ 6,
 			CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(open_leave_body)),
 		)
 	)
@@ -63,6 +72,9 @@
 /datum/escape_menu/proc/start_redeem()
 	client?.redeem_code()
 
+/datum/escape_menu/proc/try_open_lootbox()
+	client?.try_open_or_buy_lootbox()
+
 /datum/escape_menu/proc/open_map()
 	var/redirect = ""
 	switch(SSmapping.config.map_name)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm b/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm
index 40df052b1ecd..de94a0e9c007 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/brain_trauma.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /datum/round_event_control/brain_trauma
 	name = "Spontaneous Brain Trauma"
 	typepath = /datum/round_event/brain_trauma
-	weight = 10
+	weight = 0
 	category = EVENT_CATEGORY_HEALTH
 	description = "A crewmember gains a random trauma."
 	min_wizard_trigger_potency = 2
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
index 954d7c925e2a..c4f5d4e7e3a2 100755
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 	supervisors = "Nanotrasen officials and Space Law"
 	req_admin_notify = 1
 	minimal_player_age = 14
-	exp_requirements = 180
+	exp_requirements = 1500
 	exp_required_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	exp_required_type_department = EXP_TYPE_COMMAND
 	exp_granted_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
index bf511ffb4400..787db0725a75 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 	supervisors = SUPERVISOR_CAPTAIN
 	req_admin_notify = 1
 	minimal_player_age = 7
-	exp_requirements = 180
+	exp_requirements = 600
 	exp_required_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	exp_required_type_department = EXP_TYPE_ENGINEERING
 	exp_granted_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
index 6f70c8676505..7ce73d4e7a5e 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 	supervisors = SUPERVISOR_CAPTAIN
 	req_admin_notify = 1
 	minimal_player_age = 7
-	exp_requirements = 180
+	exp_requirements = 300
 	exp_required_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	exp_required_type_department = EXP_TYPE_MEDICAL
 	exp_granted_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
index 2bc31e1645f8..89c14fdfca72 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 	supervisors = SUPERVISOR_HOP
 	req_admin_notify = 1
 	minimal_player_age = 10
-	exp_requirements = 180
+	exp_requirements = 1500
 	exp_required_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	exp_required_type_department = EXP_TYPE_SERVICE
 	exp_granted_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
index e9994ec122e9..4b0d7aaaaa39 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_security.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
 	supervisors = SUPERVISOR_CAPTAIN
 	req_admin_notify = 1
 	minimal_player_age = 14
-	exp_requirements = 300
+	exp_requirements = 600
 	exp_required_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	exp_required_type_department = EXP_TYPE_SECURITY
 	exp_granted_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
index a5d1ca7b304e..b7a8691668e2 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
 	supervisors = "the head of personnel"
 	minimal_player_age = 7
 	supervisors = SUPERVISOR_CAPTAIN
+	exp_requirements = 120
 	exp_required_type_department = EXP_TYPE_SUPPLY
 	exp_granted_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	config_tag = "QUARTERMASTER"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
index 4a96bff4f791..f1a1d8135d41 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 	req_admin_notify = 1
 	minimal_player_age = 7
 	exp_required_type_department = EXP_TYPE_SCIENCE
-	exp_requirements = 180
+	exp_requirements = 900
 	exp_required_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	exp_granted_type = EXP_TYPE_CREW
 	config_tag = "RESEARCH_DIRECTOR"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
index bbf767371807..60715d8efd7b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
@@ -187,7 +187,7 @@
 	return FALSE //nonliving mobs don't have hands
 
 /mob/living/put_in_hand_check(obj/item/I)
-	if(istype(I) && ((mobility_flags & MOBILITY_PICKUP) || (I.item_flags & ABSTRACT)) \
+	if(istype(I) && (((mobility_flags & MOBILITY_PICKUP) || ((stat >= SOFT_CRIT && (stat != DEAD && stat != UNCONSCIOUS)))) || (I.item_flags & ABSTRACT)) \
 		&& !(SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_LIVING_TRY_PUT_IN_HAND, I) & COMPONENT_LIVING_CANT_PUT_IN_HAND))
 		return TRUE
 	return FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index 34155f199a1f..8f450ea48d2c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -504,6 +504,9 @@
  * * IGNORE_GRAB - mob that is agressively grabbed is not considered incapacitated
 **/
 /mob/living/incapacitated(flags)
+	if((flags & IGNORE_CRIT) && ((stat >= SOFT_CRIT && (stat != DEAD && stat != UNCONSCIOUS)) && !src.pulledby))
+		return FALSE
+		
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_INCAPACITATED))
 		return TRUE
 
@@ -2117,26 +2120,26 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(fire_appearances)
 		if(CONSCIOUS)
 			if(. >= UNCONSCIOUS)
 				REMOVE_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED, TRAIT_KNOCKEDOUT)
-			remove_traits(list(TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED, TRAIT_INCAPACITATED, TRAIT_FLOORED, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION), STAT_TRAIT)
+			remove_traits(list(TRAIT_HANDS_BLOCKED, TRAIT_INCAPACITATED, TRAIT_FLOORED, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, TRAIT_POOR_AIM), STAT_TRAIT)
 		if(SOFT_CRIT)
 			if(pulledby)
 				ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED, PULLED_WHILE_SOFTCRIT_TRAIT) //adding trait sources should come before removing to avoid unnecessary updates
 			if(. >= UNCONSCIOUS)
 				REMOVE_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED, TRAIT_KNOCKEDOUT)
-			ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, STAT_TRAIT)
+			add_traits(list(TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, TRAIT_POOR_AIM), STAT_TRAIT)
 		if(UNCONSCIOUS)
 			if(. != HARD_CRIT)
 				become_blind(UNCONSCIOUS_TRAIT)
 			if(health <= crit_threshold && !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOSOFTCRIT))
-				ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, STAT_TRAIT)
+				add_traits( list(TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, TRAIT_POOR_AIM), STAT_TRAIT)
 			else
-				REMOVE_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, STAT_TRAIT)
+				remove_traits(list(TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, TRAIT_POOR_AIM), STAT_TRAIT)
 		if(HARD_CRIT)
 			if(. != UNCONSCIOUS)
 				become_blind(UNCONSCIOUS_TRAIT)
-			ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, STAT_TRAIT)
+			add_traits(list(TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, TRAIT_POOR_AIM), STAT_TRAIT)
 		if(DEAD)
-			REMOVE_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, STAT_TRAIT)
+			remove_traits(list(TRAIT_CRITICAL_CONDITION, TRAIT_POOR_AIM), STAT_TRAIT)
 			remove_from_alive_mob_list()
 			add_to_dead_mob_list()
 
diff --git a/goon/icons/effects/320x320.dmi b/goon/icons/effects/320x320.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..289584a301f9
Binary files /dev/null and b/goon/icons/effects/320x320.dmi differ
diff --git a/goon/icons/effects/particles.dmi b/goon/icons/effects/particles.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..285cfaf7fcad
Binary files /dev/null and b/goon/icons/effects/particles.dmi differ
diff --git a/goon/icons/obj/large_storage.dmi b/goon/icons/obj/large_storage.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..bb90d68312aa
Binary files /dev/null and b/goon/icons/obj/large_storage.dmi differ
diff --git a/goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate.ogg b/goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..7d197eb3c696
Binary files /dev/null and b/goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate.ogg differ
diff --git a/goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate2.ogg b/goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate2.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..fb190b610358
Binary files /dev/null and b/goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate2.ogg differ
diff --git a/interface/skin.dmf b/interface/skin.dmf
index c6f2a29ad244..8ab3258f9a6b 100644
--- a/interface/skin.dmf
+++ b/interface/skin.dmf
@@ -201,15 +201,6 @@ window "infowindow"
 		saved-params = "is-checked"
 		text = "Report Issue"
 		command = "report-issue"
-	elem "mediapanel"
-		type = BROWSER
-		pos = 392,25
-		size = 1x1
-		anchor1 = -1,-1
-		anchor2 = -1,-1
-		background-color = none
-		is-visible = false
-		saved-params = ""
 
 window "outputwindow"
 	elem "outputwindow"
@@ -344,6 +335,15 @@ window "statwindow"
 		anchor2 = 100,100
 		is-visible = false
 		saved-params = ""
+	elem "mediapanel"
+		type = BROWSER
+		pos = 392,25
+		size = 1x1
+		anchor1 = -1,-1
+		anchor2 = -1,-1
+		background-color = none
+		is-visible = false
+		saved-params = ""
 
 window "tgui_say"
 	elem "tgui_say"
diff --git a/monkestation/code/game/sound.dm b/monkestation/code/game/sound.dm
index c9309e817d9d..072ece63bd35 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/game/sound.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/game/sound.dm
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@
 	return GLOB.always_state
 
 /datum/ui_module/volume_mixer/proc/set_channel_volume(channel, vol, mob/user)
-	if(channel == CHANNEL_LOBBYMUSIC)
+	if((channel == CHANNEL_LOBBYMUSIC) || (channel == CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME))
 		if(isnewplayer(user))
 			user.client.media.update_volume(0.5 + (vol * 0.05))
 
@@ -77,6 +77,8 @@
 
 /proc/get_channel_name(channel)
 	switch(channel)
+		if(CHANNEL_MASTER_VOLUME)
+			return "Master Volume"
 		if(CHANNEL_LOBBYMUSIC)
 			return "Lobby Music"
 		if(CHANNEL_ADMIN)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/cassettes/machines/media/media_manager.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/cassettes/machines/media/media_manager.dm
index a9cd5565b9d8..3b03bbb1d155 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/cassettes/machines/media/media_manager.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/cassettes/machines/media/media_manager.dm
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@
 	var/client/owner			// Client this is actually running in
 	var/forced=0				// If true, current url overrides area media sources
 	var/playerstyle				// Choice of which player plugin to use
-	var/const/WINDOW_ID = "infowindow.mediapanel"	// Which elem in skin.dmf to use
+	var/const/WINDOW_ID = "statwindow.mediapanel"	// Which elem in skin.dmf to use
 	var/balance=0				// do you know what insanity is? Value from -100 to 100 where -100 is left and 100 is right
 	var/signal_synced = 0		//used to check if we have our signal created
 
@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@
 
 		targetURL = M.media_url
 		targetStartTime = M.media_start_time
-		targetVolume = max(0, M.volume - (dist * 0.1))
+		targetVolume = max(0, M.volume * (1 - (dist * 0.1)))
 		targetBalance = x_dist
 
 		//MP_DEBUG("Found audio source: [M.media_url] @ [(world.time - start_time) / 10]s.")
@@ -212,7 +212,7 @@
 		var/dist = get_dist(new_loc, M)
 		var/x_dist = -(new_loc.x - M.x) * 10
 
-		targetVolume = max(0, M.volume - (dist * 0.1))
+		targetVolume = max(0, M.volume * (1 - (dist * 0.1)))
 		targetBalance = x_dist
 	push_volume_recalc(targetVolume, targetBalance)
 
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/client/preference_savefile.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/client/preference_savefile.dm
index 935f289a778c..fcb1b1694154 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/client/preference_savefile.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/client/preference_savefile.dm
@@ -22,8 +22,17 @@
 			loadout = _text2path(loadout)
 		save_loadout[loadout] = entry
 
+	var/list/special_save_loadout = SANITIZE_LIST(save_data["special_loadout_list"])
+	for(var/loadout in special_save_loadout["unusual"])
+		special_save_loadout["unusual"] -= loadout
+
+		if(istext(loadout))
+			loadout = _text2num(loadout)
+		special_save_loadout["unusual"] += loadout
+
 	alt_job_titles = save_data["alt_job_titles"]
 	loadout_list = sanitize_loadout_list(save_loadout)
+	special_loadout_list = special_save_loadout
 
 	if(needs_update >= 0)
 		update_character_monkestation(needs_update, save_data) // needs_update == savefile_version if we need an update (positive integer)
@@ -37,6 +46,7 @@
 /// Saves the modular customizations of a character on the savefile
 /datum/preferences/proc/save_character_monkestation(list/save_data)
 	save_data["loadout_list"] = loadout_list
+	save_data["special_loadout_list"] = special_loadout_list
 	save_data["modular_version"] = MODULAR_SAVEFILE_VERSION_MAX
 	save_data["alt_job_titles"] = alt_job_titles
 
@@ -44,8 +54,10 @@
 	write_jobxp_preferences()
 	savefile.set_entry("channel_volume", channel_volume)
 	savefile.set_entry("saved_tokens", saved_tokens)
+	savefile.set_entry("extra_stat_inventory", extra_stat_inventory)
 	if(token_month)
 		savefile.set_entry("token_month", token_month)
+	savefile.set_entry("lootboxes_owned", lootboxes_owned)
 
 /datum/preferences/proc/load_preferences_monkestation()
 	load_jobxp_preferences()
@@ -55,5 +67,9 @@
 	saved_tokens = savefile.get_entry("saved_tokens", saved_tokens)
 	saved_tokens = SANITIZE_LIST(saved_tokens)
 
+	extra_stat_inventory = savefile.get_entry("extra_stat_inventory", extra_stat_inventory)
+	extra_stat_inventory = SANITIZE_LIST(extra_stat_inventory)
+
 	token_month = savefile.get_entry("token_month", token_month)
+	lootboxes_owned = savefile.get_entry("lootboxes_owned", lootboxes_owned)
 
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/client/preferences.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/client/preferences.dm
index a266c0a24036..3bdc1c40ee18 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/client/preferences.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/client/preferences.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,12 @@
 /datum/preferences
 	/// Loadout prefs. Assoc list of [typepaths] to [associated list of item info].
 	var/list/loadout_list
-
+	///list of specially handled loadout items as array indexes for the extra_stat_inventory
+	var/list/special_loadout_list = list(
+		"unusual" = list(),
+		"single-use" = list(),
+		"generic" = list(),
+	)
 	var/needs_update = TRUE
 
 	///list of all items in inventory
@@ -30,3 +35,11 @@
 	var/list/alt_job_titles = list()
 	/// the month we used our last donator token on
 	var/token_month = 0
+	/// these are inventory items that require external data to load correctly
+	var/list/extra_stat_inventory = list(
+		"unusual" = list(),
+		"single-use" = list(),
+		"generic" = list(),
+		)
+	///amount of lootboxes owned
+	var/lootboxes_owned = 0
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_middleware.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_middleware.dm
index 6869478d9e61..8d1c773b241a 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_middleware.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_middleware.dm
@@ -39,6 +39,7 @@
 	loadout_tabs += list(list("name" = "Toys", "title" = "Toys! ([MAX_ALLOWED_MISC_ITEMS] max)", "contents" = list_to_data(GLOB.loadout_toys)))
 	loadout_tabs += list(list("name" = "Other", "title" = "Backpack Items ([MAX_ALLOWED_MISC_ITEMS] max)", "contents" = list_to_data(GLOB.loadout_pocket_items)))
 	loadout_tabs += list(list("name" = "Effects", "title" = "Unique Effects", "contents" = list_to_data(GLOB.loadout_effects)))
+	loadout_tabs += list(list("name" = "Unusuals", "title" = "Unusual Hats", "contents" = convert_stored_unusuals_to_data()))
 
 	return list("loadout_tabs" = loadout_tabs)
 
@@ -49,12 +50,16 @@
 	var/list/all_selected_paths = list()
 	for(var/path in preferences.loadout_list)
 		all_selected_paths += path
+	
+	var/list/all_selected_unusuals = list()
+	if(length(preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"]))
+		all_selected_unusuals = preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"]
+
 	data["selected_loadout"] = all_selected_paths
+	data["selected_unusuals"] = all_selected_unusuals
 	data["user_is_donator"] = !!(preferences.parent.patreon?.is_donator() || is_admin(preferences.parent))
 	data["mob_name"] = preferences.read_preference(/datum/preference/name/real_name)
 	data["ismoth"] = istype(preferences.parent.prefs.read_preference(/datum/preference/choiced/species), /datum/species/moth) // Moth's humanflaticcon isn't the same dimensions for some reason
-	data["preivew_options"] = list(PREVIEW_PREF_JOB, PREVIEW_PREF_LOADOUT, PREVIEW_PREF_NAKED)
-	data["preview_selection"] = PREVIEW_PREF_JOB
 	data["total_coins"] = preferences.metacoins
 
 	return data
@@ -83,6 +88,10 @@
 	return interacted_item
 
 /datum/preference_middleware/loadout/proc/select_item(list/params, mob/user)
+	if(params["unusual_spawning_requirements"])
+		unusual_selection(params, user)
+		return
+		
 	var/datum/loadout_item/interacted_item = return_item(params)
 	if(!interacted_item)
 		return
@@ -108,6 +117,20 @@
 	ui.send_update()
 	preferences.character_preview_view?.update_body()
 
+/datum/preference_middleware/proc/unusual_selection(list/params, mob/user)
+	if("[params["unusual_placement"]]" in preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"])
+		preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"] -= params["unusual_placement"]
+		preferences.save_preferences()
+		return
+
+	if(!islist(preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"]))
+		preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"] = list()
+
+	preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"] += "[params["unusual_placement"]]"
+	var/datum/tgui/ui = SStgui.get_open_ui(user, preferences)
+	ui.send_update()
+	preferences.character_preview_view?.update_body()
+
 /// Deselect [deselected_item].
 /datum/preference_middleware/proc/deselect_item(datum/loadout_item/deselected_item, mob/user)
 	LAZYREMOVE(preferences.loadout_list, deselected_item.item_path)
@@ -157,6 +180,30 @@
 
 	return formatted_list
 
+/datum/preference_middleware/proc/convert_stored_unusuals_to_data()
+	var/list/data = preferences.extra_stat_inventory["unusual"]
+	if(!length(data))
+		return
+
+	var/list/formatted_list = new(length(data))
+
+	var/array_index = 1
+	for(var/iter as anything in data)
+		var/list/formatted_item = list()
+		formatted_item["name"] = data[array_index]["name"]
+		formatted_item["path"] = data[array_index]["unusual_type"]
+		formatted_item["unusual_placement"] = "[array_index]"
+		formatted_item["is_greyscale"] = FALSE
+		formatted_item["is_renamable"] = FALSE
+		formatted_item["is_job_restricted"] = FALSE
+		formatted_item["is_donator_only"] = FALSE
+		formatted_item["is_ckey_whitelisted"] = FALSE
+		formatted_item["unusual_spawning_requirements"] = TRUE
+
+		formatted_list[array_index++] = formatted_item
+
+	return formatted_list
+
 /datum/preference_middleware/loadout/proc/set_name(list/params, mob/user)
 	var/datum/loadout_item/item = return_item(params)
 	if(!item)
@@ -251,6 +298,7 @@
 
 /datum/preference_middleware/loadout/proc/clear_all_items()
 	LAZYNULL(preferences.loadout_list)
+	preferences.special_loadout_list["unusual"] = list()
 	preferences.character_preview_view.update_body()
 
 /datum/preference_middleware/loadout/proc/ckey_explain(list/params, mob/user)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_outfit_helper.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_outfit_helper.dm
index dc5eecad5abc..703955cd8e23 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_outfit_helper.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/loadouts/loadout_outfit_helper.dm
@@ -38,6 +38,7 @@
 
 	var/list/loadout_datums = loadout_list_to_datums(preference_source?.loadout_list)
 
+
 	if(override_preference == LOADOUT_OVERRIDE_CASE && !visuals_only)
 		var/obj/item/storage/briefcase/empty/briefcase = new(loc)
 
@@ -48,6 +49,15 @@
 				continue
 
 			new item.item_path(briefcase)
+		var/list/numbers = list()
+		for(var/num as anything in preference_source?.special_loadout_list["unusual"])
+			if(num in numbers)
+				continue
+			numbers += text2num(num)
+			var/list/data = preference_source?.extra_stat_inventory["unusual"][num]
+			var/item_path = text2path(data["unusual_type"])
+			var/obj/item/new_item = new item_path(briefcase)
+			new_item.AddComponent(/datum/component/unusual_handler, data)
 
 		briefcase.name = "[preference_source.read_preference(/datum/preference/name/real_name)]'s travel suitcase"
 		equipOutfit(equipped_outfit, visuals_only)
@@ -66,6 +76,16 @@
 
 
 		equipOutfit(equipped_outfit, visuals_only)
+	
+	for(var/num as anything in preference_source?.special_loadout_list["unusual"])
+		var/list/data = preference_source?.extra_stat_inventory["unusual"][text2num(num)]
+		var/item_path = text2path(data["unusual_type"])
+		var/obj/item/new_item = new item_path
+		new_item.AddComponent(/datum/component/unusual_handler, data)
+		if(!new_item.equip_to_best_slot(src))
+			if(!put_in_hands(new_item))
+				new_item.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+
 	for(var/datum/loadout_item/item as anything in loadout_datums)
 		if(istype(item, /datum/loadout_item/effects))
 			continue
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/converted_events/solo/obsessed.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/converted_events/solo/obsessed.dm
index e14da489b1e4..f2f6498560eb 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/converted_events/solo/obsessed.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/converted_events/solo/obsessed.dm
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 
 /datum/round_event/antagonist/solo/obsessed
 
-/datum/round_event/antagonist/solo/clockcult/add_datum_to_mind(datum/mind/antag_mind)
+/datum/round_event/antagonist/solo/obsessed/add_datum_to_mind(datum/mind/antag_mind)
 	antag_mind.add_antag_datum(antag_datum)
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/current = antag_mind.current
 	current.gain_trauma(/datum/brain_trauma/special/obsessed)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/gamemode_subsystem.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/gamemode_subsystem.dm
index 2aa4db750c88..d615c93dcbc3 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/gamemode_subsystem.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/storytellers/gamemode_subsystem.dm
@@ -257,6 +257,8 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(gamemode)
 		if(QDELETED(candidate) || !candidate.key || !candidate.client || (!observers && !candidate.mind))
 			continue
 		if(!observers)
+			if(!isliving(candidate))
+				continue
 			if(no_antags && candidate.mind.special_role)
 				continue
 			if(restricted_roles && (candidate.mind.assigned_role.title in restricted_roles))
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/box_rolling.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/box_rolling.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..53144837c7fb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/box_rolling.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,122 @@
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay
+	icon =  'goon/icons/effects/320x320.dmi'
+	icon_state = "lootb0"
+	screen_loc = "CENTER-3, CENTER-3"
+	mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_OPAQUE
+	plane = HUD_PLANE
+	show_when_dead = TRUE
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/sparks
+	icon_state = "sparks"
+	layer = FULLSCREEN_LAYER + 0.2
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/background
+	icon_state = "background"
+	layer = FULLSCREEN_LAYER + 0.1
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/item_preview
+	icon_state = "nuthin" // we set this ourselves
+	layer = FULLSCREEN_LAYER + 0.3
+	screen_loc = "CENTER+1:35, CENTER+2"
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/duplicate
+	icon_state = "duplicate"
+	layer = FULLSCREEN_LAYER + 0.4
+	plane = ABOVE_HUD_PLANE
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/main
+	///have we already opened? prevents spam clicks
+	var/opened = FALSE
+	///are we a guarenteed roll for lootboxes.
+	var/guarentee_unusual = FALSE
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/main/guaranteed
+	guarentee_unusual = TRUE
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/main/Click(location, control, params)
+	if(opened)
+		return
+	opened = TRUE
+	playsound(usr, pick('goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate.ogg', 'goon/sounds/misc/openlootcrate2.ogg'), 100, 0)
+	icon_state = "lootb2"
+	flick("lootb1", src)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(after_open), usr), 2 SECONDS)
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/main/proc/after_open(mob/user)
+	if(!user) // uh
+		return
+
+	//now we add
+	user.overlay_fullscreen("lb_spark", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/sparks)
+	user.overlay_fullscreen("lb_bg", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/background)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/item_preview/preview = user.overlay_fullscreen("lb_preview", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/item_preview)
+
+	var/type_rolled
+	if(!guarentee_unusual)
+		type_rolled = rand(1, 100)
+	else
+		type_rolled = 1
+
+	var/type_string
+	switch(type_rolled)
+		if(1)
+			type_string = "Unusual"
+		if(2 to 3)
+			type_string = "High Tier"
+		if(4 to 8)
+			type_string = "Medium Tier"
+		if(9 to 15)
+			type_string = "Low Tier"
+		else
+			type_string = "Loadout Item"
+
+	var/obj/item/rolled_item = return_rolled(type_string, user)
+	preview.icon_state = rolled_item.icon_state
+	preview.icon =  rolled_item.icon
+	preview.appearance = rolled_item.appearance
+	preview.scale_to(10, 10)
+	user.reload_fullscreen()
+	preview.plane = ABOVE_HUD_PLANE
+
+	maptext = "[rolled_item.name]"
+	maptext_width = 360
+	maptext_x += 120 - length(rolled_item.name)
+	maptext_y += 60
+	if(user.client)
+		message_admins("[user.client.ckey] opened a lootbox and recieved [rolled_item.name]!")
+		log_game("[user.client.ckey] opened a lootbox and recieved [rolled_item.name]!")
+	preview.filters += filter(type = "drop_shadow", x = 0, y = 0, size= 5, offset = 0, color = "#F0CA85")
+	if(type_string == "Unusual")
+		to_chat(world, span_boldannounce("[user] has unboxed an [rolled_item.name]!"))
+		if(isliving(user) && !user.put_in_hands(rolled_item))
+			rolled_item.forceMove(get_turf(user))
+
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cleanup), user), 3 SECONDS)
+
+/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/main/proc/cleanup(mob/user)
+	if(!user)
+		return
+	user.clear_fullscreen("lb_spark", 1 SECONDS)
+	user.clear_fullscreen("lb_bg", 1 SECONDS)
+	user.clear_fullscreen("lb_preview", 1 SECONDS)
+	user.clear_fullscreen("lb_main", 1 SECONDS)
+	user.clear_fullscreen("lb_duplicate", 1 SECONDS)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+/proc/testing_trigger_lootbox()
+	var/mob/user = usr
+	user.overlay_fullscreen("lb_main", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/main/guaranteed)
+
+/mob/proc/trigger_lootbox_on_self()
+	src.overlay_fullscreen("lb_main", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/main)
+
+/obj/item/lootbox
+	name = "lootbox"
+	icon = 'goon/icons/obj/large_storage.dmi'
+	icon_state = "attachecase-old"
+
+/obj/item/lootbox/attack_self(mob/user, modifiers)
+	. = ..()
+	user.trigger_lootbox_on_self()
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/particles.dmi b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/particles.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..2705144d8e4f
Binary files /dev/null and b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/particles.dmi differ
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/unusual_overlay.dmi b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/unusual_overlay.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..e163aa7ef88d
Binary files /dev/null and b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/unusual_overlay.dmi differ
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/lootbox_buying.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/lootbox_buying.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..64ee420640bc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/lootbox_buying.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+/client/proc/try_open_or_buy_lootbox()
+	if(!prefs)
+		return
+	if(!prefs.lootboxes_owned)
+		buy_lootbox()
+	if(prefs.lootboxes_owned)
+		open_lootbox()
+
+/client/proc/buy_lootbox()
+	if(!prefs)
+		return
+	if(!prefs.has_coins(5000))
+		to_chat(src, span_warning("You do not have enough Monkecoins to buy a lootbox"))
+		return
+	switch(tgui_alert(src, "Would you like to purchase a lootbox? 5K", "Buy a lootbox!", list("Yes", "No")))
+		if("Yes")
+			attempt_lootbox_buy()
+		else
+			return
+
+/client/proc/attempt_lootbox_buy()
+	if(!prefs.adjust_metacoins(ckey, -5000, donator_multipler = FALSE))
+		return
+	prefs.lootboxes_owned++
+
+/client/proc/open_lootbox()
+	message_admins("[ckey] opened a lootbox!")
+	log_game("[ckey] opened a lootbox!")
+	if(!mob)
+		return
+
+	if(isnewplayer(mob))
+		to_chat(mob, span_warning("Observe or spawn in first!"))
+		return
+
+	if(!prefs.lootboxes_owned)
+		return
+	prefs.lootboxes_owned--
+	mob.trigger_lootbox_on_self()
+
+/proc/give_lootboxes_to_randoms(amount)
+	for(var/i = 1 to amount)
+		var/mob/mob = pick(GLOB.player_list)
+		if(!mob.client)
+			continue
+		mob.client.give_lootbox(1)
+
+/client/proc/give_lootbox(amount)
+	if(!prefs)
+		return
+	prefs.lootboxes_owned += amount
+	to_chat(mob, span_notice("You have been given [amount] lootboxes! Open it using the escape menu."))
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/lootbox_odds.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/lootbox_odds.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..23103913df67
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/lootbox_odds.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,117 @@
+
+//global because its easier long term
+//also its own file to make it super easy
+//to find and adjust odds of lootbox rolls
+/proc/return_rolled(type_string, mob/user)
+	var/obj/item/temp
+	switch(type_string)
+		if("Unusual")
+			var/list/viable_hats = list(
+				/obj/item/clothing/head/caphat,
+				/obj/item/clothing/head/beanie,
+				/obj/item/clothing/head/beret,
+			)
+			viable_hats += subtypesof(/obj/item/clothing/head/hats) - typesof(/obj/item/clothing/head/hats/hos) - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/centcom_cap - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/hopcap - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/centhat - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/warden
+			viable_hats += subtypesof(/obj/item/clothing/head/costume)
+			var/path = pick(viable_hats)
+			temp = new path
+			var/list/viable_unusuals = subtypesof(/datum/component/particle_spewer) - /datum/component/particle_spewer/movement
+			var/picked_path = pick(viable_unusuals)
+			var/pulled_key =  user.ckey
+			if(!pulled_key)
+				pulled_key = "MissingNo." // have fun trying to get this one lol
+			temp.AddComponent(/datum/component/unusual_handler, particle_path = picked_path, fresh_unusual = TRUE, client_ckey = pulled_key)
+
+			if(user.client?.prefs)
+				user.client.prefs.save_new_unusual(temp)
+
+		//token adding
+		if("High Tier")
+			temp = new /obj/item/coin/antagtoken
+			temp.name = "High Tier Antag Token"
+			user.client.saved_tokens.adjust_tokens(HIGH_THREAT, 1)
+		if("Medium Tier")
+			temp = new /obj/item/coin/antagtoken
+			temp.name = "Medium Tier Antag Token"
+			user.client.saved_tokens.adjust_tokens(MEDIUM_THREAT, 1)
+		if("Low Tier")
+			temp = new /obj/item/coin/antagtoken
+			temp.name = "Low Tier Antag Token"
+			user.client.saved_tokens.adjust_tokens(LOW_THREAT, 1)
+
+		if("Loadout Item")
+			var/static/list/viable_types = list()
+			if(!length(viable_types))
+				for(var/datum/loadout_item/type as anything in subtypesof(/datum/loadout_item))
+					var/datum/loadout_item/listed = new type()
+					if(!istype(listed))
+						continue
+					if(!listed.requires_purchase || listed.donator_only)
+						continue
+					if(!listed.item_path)
+						continue
+					if(length(listed.ckeywhitelist))
+						continue
+					viable_types += listed
+			var/datum/loadout_item/picked = pick(viable_types)
+			temp = new picked.item_path
+			if(picked.item_path in user.client.prefs.inventory)
+				user.client.prefs.adjust_metacoins(user.ckey, 2500, "Duplicate Loadout Item", donator_multipler = FALSE)
+				temp.color = COLOR_GRAY
+				temp.name = "Loadout Item [temp.name] (Duplicate)"
+				user.overlay_fullscreen("lb_duplicate", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/lootbox_overlay/duplicate)
+			else
+				picked.add_to_user(usr.client)
+				temp.name = "Loadout Item [temp.name]"
+
+	return temp
+
+
+/datum/loadout_item/proc/add_to_user(client/buyer)
+	SHOULD_CALL_PARENT(TRUE)
+	var/fail_message ="<span class='warning'>Failed to add lootbox item to database. Will reattempt until added!</span>"
+	if(!SSdbcore.IsConnected())
+		to_chat(buyer, fail_message)
+		return FALSE
+	if(!buyer?.prefs)
+		return FALSE
+	if(!buyer.prefs.inventory[item_path])
+		buyer.prefs.inventory += item_path
+		var/datum/db_query/query_add_gear_purchase = SSdbcore.NewQuery({"
+			INSERT INTO [format_table_name("metacoin_item_purchases")] (`ckey`, `item_id`, `amount`) VALUES (:ckey, :item_id, :amount)"},
+			list("ckey" = buyer.ckey, "item_id" = item_path, "amount" = 1))
+		if(!query_add_gear_purchase.Execute())
+			to_chat(buyer, fail_message)
+			qdel(query_add_gear_purchase)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(add_to_user), buyer), 15 SECONDS)
+			return FALSE
+		qdel(query_add_gear_purchase)
+	else
+		buyer.prefs.inventory += item_path
+		var/datum/db_query/query_add_gear_purchase = SSdbcore.NewQuery({"
+			UPDATE [format_table_name("metacoin_item_purchases")] SET amount = :amount WHERE ckey = :ckey AND item_id = :item_id"},
+			list("ckey" = buyer.ckey, "item_id" = item_path, "amount" = 1))
+		if(!query_add_gear_purchase.Execute())
+			to_chat(buyer, fail_message)
+			qdel(query_add_gear_purchase)
+			return FALSE
+		qdel(query_add_gear_purchase)
+
+	return TRUE
+
+/proc/testing_spawn_bulk_unusuals()
+	var/turf/turf = get_turf(usr)
+
+	for(var/i = 1 to 20)
+		var/list/viable_hats = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/caphat,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/beanie,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/beret,
+		)
+		viable_hats += subtypesof(/obj/item/clothing/head/hats) - typesof(/obj/item/clothing/head/hats/hos) - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/centcom_cap - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/hopcap - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/centhat - /obj/item/clothing/head/hats/warden
+		viable_hats += subtypesof(/obj/item/clothing/head/costume) - /obj/item/clothing/head/costume/nightcap
+		var/path = pick(viable_hats)
+		var/obj/item/temp = new path(turf)
+		var/list/viable_unusuals = subtypesof(/datum/component/particle_spewer) - /datum/component/particle_spewer/movement
+		var/picked_path = pick(viable_unusuals)
+		temp.AddComponent(/datum/component/unusual_handler, particle_path = picked_path)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/readme.md b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/readme.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..84186d0fc842
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/readme.md
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+## Title:
+
+MODULE ID: TRADING
+
+### Description:
+
+Adds in auction house and surrounding systems
+
+### TG Proc Changes:
+
+### Defines:
+
+N/A
+
+### Master file additions
+
+N/A
+
+### Included files that are not contained in this module:
+
+N/A
+
+### Credits:
+Dwasint
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/save_unusual_preference.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/save_unusual_preference.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..b2818a69525a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/save_unusual_preference.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+/datum/preferences/proc/save_new_unusual(obj/item/unusual)
+	var/datum/component/unusual_handler/component = unusual.GetComponent(/datum/component/unusual_handler)
+	if(!component)
+		return
+
+	var/list/data = list()
+	// These MUST be strings if you don't make them a string whatever daemon lurks inside of byond will get you.
+	data["name"] = unusual.name
+	data["type"] = "[component.particle_path]"
+	data["round"] = "[component.round_id]"
+	data["original_owner"] = component.original_owner_ckey
+	data["description"] = component.unusual_description
+	data["equipslot"] = "[component.unusual_equip_slot]"
+	data["item_overlay"] = component.unusal_overlay
+	data["unusual_type"] = "[unusual.type]"
+	data["unusual_number"] = "[component.unusual_number]"
+
+	extra_stat_inventory["unusual"] += list(data)
+	save_preferences()
+
+/datum/preferences/proc/return_unusual_data(number)
+	return extra_stat_inventory["unusual"][number]
+
+
+/datum/preferences/proc/clear_unusuals()
+	extra_stat_inventory["unusual"] = list()
+	save_preferences()
+
+/mob/proc/spawn_first_stored_unusual()
+	if(!client?.prefs)
+		return
+	var/list/data = client.prefs.return_unusual_data(1)
+	var/item_path = text2path(data["unusual_type"])
+	var/obj/item/new_item = new item_path(get_turf(src))
+
+	new_item.AddComponent(/datum/component/unusual_handler, data)
+
+/mob/proc/create_unusual()
+	if(!client?.prefs)
+		return
+	var/obj/item/clothing/head/costume/nightcap/red/created = new()
+
+	created.AddComponent(/datum/component/unusual_handler, particle_path = /datum/component/particle_spewer/fire, fresh_unusual = TRUE, client_ckey = ckey)
+	client.prefs.save_new_unusual(created)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/_unusual_component.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/_unusual_component.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..c086f9421291
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/_unusual_component.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,109 @@
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(total_unusuals_per_type, list())
+
+
+/datum/component/unusual_handler
+	var/atom/source_object
+	///the description added to the unusual.
+	var/unusual_description = "Not Implemented Yet Teehee"
+	///the round the unusual was created at
+	var/round_id = 0
+	///the particle spewer component path
+	var/particle_path = /datum/component/particle_spewer/confetti
+	/// The original owners name
+	var/original_owner_ckey = "dwasint"
+	/// the slot this item goes in used when creating the particle itself
+	var/unusual_equip_slot = ITEM_SLOT_HEAD
+	/// the icon_state of the overlay given to unusals
+	var/unusal_overlay = "none"
+	///the unique number our unusual is in the item path
+	var/unusual_number = 0
+
+//this init is handled far differently than others. it parses data from the DB for information about the unusual itself
+//it than loads this info into the component itself, the particle_path is purely for spawning temporary ones in round
+/datum/component/unusual_handler/Initialize(list/parsed_variables = list(), particle_path = /datum/component/particle_spewer/confetti, fresh_unusual = FALSE, client_ckey = "dwasint")
+	. = ..()
+	source_object = parent
+	if(!length(GLOB.total_unusuals_per_type))
+		fetch_unusual_data()
+
+	if(!length(parsed_variables))
+		src.particle_path = particle_path
+	else
+		setup_from_list(parsed_variables)
+
+	if(fresh_unusual)
+		original_owner_ckey = client_ckey
+		round_id = text2num(GLOB.round_id)
+		GLOB.total_unusuals_per_type["[particle_path]"]++
+		unusual_number = "[GLOB.total_unusuals_per_type["[particle_path]"]]"
+
+
+	source_object.AddComponent(src.particle_path)
+
+	if(!length(parsed_variables))
+		var/datum/component/particle_spewer/created = source_object.GetComponent(/datum/component/particle_spewer)
+		unusual_description = created.unusual_description
+
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Unboxed by: [original_owner_ckey]")
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Unboxed on round: [round_id]")
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Unusual Type: [unusual_description]")
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Series Number: [unusual_number]")
+
+	if(!length(parsed_variables))
+		switch(unusual_number)
+			if(1)
+				source_object.name = span_hypnophrase("unusual [unusual_description] [source_object.name]")
+			if(2 to 5)
+				source_object.name = span_cult("unusual [unusual_description] [source_object.name]")
+			if(6 to 10)
+				source_object.name = span_clown("unusual [unusual_description] [source_object.name]")
+			if(11 to 25)
+				source_object.name = span_green("unusual [unusual_description] [source_object.name]")
+			else
+				source_object.name = "unusual [unusual_description] [source_object.name]"
+
+	RegisterSignal(source_object, COMSIG_ATOM_UPDATE_DESC, PROC_REF(append_unusual))
+	save_unusual_data()
+
+/datum/component/unusual_handler/Destroy(force, silent)
+	. = ..()
+	UnregisterSignal(source_object, COMSIG_ATOM_UPDATE_DESC)
+
+/datum/component/unusual_handler/proc/append_unusual(atom/source, updates)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	source_object.desc = initial(source_object.desc)
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Unboxed by: [original_owner_ckey]")
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Unboxed on: [round_id]")
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Unusual Type: [unusual_description]")
+	source_object.desc += span_notice("\n Series Number: [unusual_number]")
+
+/datum/component/unusual_handler/proc/setup_from_list(list/parsed_results)
+	particle_path = text2path(parsed_results["type"])
+	round_id = text2num(parsed_results["round"])
+	original_owner_ckey = parsed_results["original_owner"]
+	unusual_description = parsed_results["description"]
+	unusual_equip_slot = text2num(parsed_results["equipslot"])
+	unusal_overlay = parsed_results["item_overlay"]
+	unusual_number = parsed_results["unusual_number"]
+	source_object.name = parsed_results["name"]
+
+/datum/component/unusual_handler/proc/fetch_unusual_data()
+	var/json_file = file("data/unusual_tracking.json")
+	if(!fexists(json_file))
+		stack_trace("We are missing the unusual JSON file, this will mess up unusual counting and unique names!")
+	var/list/json = json_decode(file2text(json_file))
+
+	if(!json)
+		return
+
+	for(var/type in json)
+		GLOB.total_unusuals_per_type[type] = json[type]
+
+/datum/component/unusual_handler/proc/save_unusual_data()
+	var/json_file = file("data/unusual_tracking.json")
+	if(!fexists(json_file))
+		stack_trace("We are missing the unusual JSON file, this will mess up unusual counting and unique names!")
+	fdel(json_file)
+	WRITE_FILE(json_file, json_encode(GLOB.total_unusuals_per_type))
+
+
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/__spawning_component.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/__spawning_component.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..e59071855d02
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/__spawning_component.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,168 @@
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/particle
+	name = ""
+	plane = GAME_PLANE_FOV_HIDDEN
+	appearance_flags = RESET_ALPHA | RESET_COLOR | RESET_TRANSFORM | KEEP_APART | TILE_BOUND
+	mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+	icon = 'monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/particles.dmi'
+	icon_state = "none"
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer
+	var/atom/source_object
+	///the unusual_description grabbed into the actual handler itself only needed when used as an unusual
+	var/unusual_description = "teehee"
+	//the worn mob
+	var/mob/worn_mob
+	///the duration we last
+	var/duration = 0
+	///the spawn intervals in game ticks
+	var/spawn_interval = 1
+	///particles still in the process of animating
+	var/list/living_particles = list()
+	///list of particles that finished (added only as a failsafe)
+	var/list/dead_particles = list()
+	///x offset for source_object
+	var/offset_x = 0
+	///y offset for source_object
+	var/offset_y = 0	
+	///the dmi location of the particle
+	var/icon_file = 'monkestation/code/modules/trading/icons/particles.dmi'
+	///the icon_state given to the objects
+	var/particle_state = "none"
+	///current process count
+	var/count = 0
+	///equipped offset ie hats go to 32 if set to 32 will also reset to height changes
+	var/equipped_offset = 0
+	///per burst spawn amount
+	var/burst_amount = 1
+	///the actual lifetime of this component before we die [ 0 = infinite]
+	var/lifetime = 0
+	///kept track of for removal sake
+	var/added_x = 0
+	var/added_y = 0
+	/// do we do random amounts of particle bursts?
+	var/random_bursts = FALSE
+	///should we offset
+	var/offsets = TRUE
+	/// do we process?
+	var/processes = TRUE
+	///the blend type we use for particles
+	var/particle_blending = BLEND_DEFAULT
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/Initialize(duration = 0, spawn_interval = 0, offset_x = 0, offset_y = 0, icon_file, particle_state, equipped_offset = 0, burst_amount = 0, lifetime = 0, random_bursts = 0)
+	. = ..()
+	if(icon_file)
+		src.icon_file = icon_file
+	if(particle_state)
+		src.particle_state = particle_state
+	if(offset_x)
+		src.offset_x = offset_x + rand(-8, 8)
+	if(offset_y)
+		src.offset_y = offset_y + rand(-4, 4)
+	if(spawn_interval)
+		src.spawn_interval = spawn_interval
+	if(duration)
+		src.duration = duration
+	if(equipped_offset)
+		src.equipped_offset = equipped_offset
+	if(burst_amount)
+		src.burst_amount = burst_amount
+	if(lifetime)
+		src.lifetime = lifetime
+	if(random_bursts)
+		src.random_bursts = random_bursts
+	source_object = parent
+
+	if(processes)
+		START_PROCESSING(SSactualfastprocess, src)
+	RegisterSignal(source_object, COMSIG_ITEM_EQUIPPED, PROC_REF(handle_equip_offsets))
+	RegisterSignal(source_object, COMSIG_ITEM_POST_UNEQUIP, PROC_REF(reset_offsets))
+	
+	if(lifetime)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(kill_it_with_fire)), lifetime)
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/Destroy(force, silent)
+	. = ..()
+	UnregisterSignal(source_object, list(
+		COMSIG_ITEM_EQUIPPED,
+		COMSIG_ITEM_POST_UNEQUIP,
+	))
+
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSactualfastprocess, src)
+	for(var/atom/listed_atom as anything in living_particles + dead_particles)
+		qdel(listed_atom)
+	living_particles = null
+	dead_particles = null
+	source_object = null
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/process(seconds_per_tick)
+	if(spawn_interval != 1)
+		count++
+		if(count < spawn_interval)
+			return
+	count = 0
+	spawn_particles()
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/proc/spawn_particles(atom/movable/mover, turf/target)
+	var/burstees = burst_amount
+	if(random_bursts)
+		burstees = rand(1, burst_amount)
+
+	for(var/i = 0 to burstees)
+		//create and assign particle its stuff
+		var/obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned = new(get_turf(source_object))
+		if(offsets)
+			spawned.pixel_x = offset_x
+			spawned.pixel_y = offset_y 
+		spawned.icon = icon_file  
+		spawned.icon_state = particle_state
+		spawned.blend_mode = particle_blending
+
+		living_particles |= spawned
+
+		animate_particle(spawned)
+
+///this is the proc that gets overridden when we create new particle spewers that control its movements
+//example is animating upwards over duration and deleting
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/proc/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	animate(spawned, alpha = 75, time = duration)
+	animate(spawned, pixel_y = offset_y + 64, time = duration)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/proc/delete_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	living_particles -= spawned
+	qdel(spawned)
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/proc/kill_it_with_fire()
+	qdel(src)
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/proc/handle_equip_offsets(datum/source, mob/equipper, slot)
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+
+	offset_x -= added_x
+	offset_y -= added_y
+	added_x = 0
+	added_y = 0
+	worn_mob = equipper
+
+	switch(slot)
+		if(ITEM_SLOT_HEAD)
+			added_y = 16
+		else
+			added_y = 0
+			added_x = 0
+
+	offset_y += added_y
+	offset_x += added_x
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/proc/reset_offsets()
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	offset_x -= added_x
+	offset_y -= added_y
+	added_x = 0
+	added_y = 0
+	worn_mob = null
+
+/obj/item/debug_particle_holder/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/particle_spewer, 2 SECONDS)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/_footprint.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/_footprint.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..dec84bd40657
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/_footprint.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+//a unique subtype of particle spewer that only runs on equip
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement
+	processes = FALSE
+	var/mob/attached_signal
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/Destroy(force, silent)
+	UnregisterSignal(source_object, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PRE_MOVE)
+	. = ..()
+	UnregisterSignal(attached_signal, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PRE_MOVE)
+	attached_signal = null
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/Initialize(duration, spawn_interval, offset_x, offset_y, icon_file, particle_state, equipped_offset, burst_amount, lifetime, random_bursts)
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(source_object, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PRE_MOVE, PROC_REF(spawn_particles))
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/handle_equip_offsets(datum/source, mob/equipper, slot)
+	. = ..()
+	if(attached_signal)
+		UnregisterSignal(attached_signal, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PRE_MOVE)
+		attached_signal = null
+
+	attached_signal = equipper
+	RegisterSignal(equipper, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PRE_MOVE, PROC_REF(spawn_particles))
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/reset_offsets()
+	. = ..()
+	if(attached_signal)
+		UnregisterSignal(attached_signal, COMSIG_MOVABLE_PRE_MOVE)
+		attached_signal = null
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/confetti.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/confetti.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..ea7ce46d9ddc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/confetti.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/confetti
+	unusual_description = "partytime"
+	duration = 2 SECONDS
+	burst_amount = 5
+	particle_blending = BLEND_ADD
+	spawn_interval = 1 SECONDS
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/confetti/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	var/matrix/first = matrix()
+	var/matrix/second = matrix()
+
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-3,3)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(-3,3)
+
+	first.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+	first.Scale(0.5,0.5)
+	second.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+
+	spawned.color = rgb(rand(1, 255), rand(1, 255), rand(1, 255))
+
+	animate(spawned, transform = first, time = 0.4 SECONDS, pixel_y = rand(-32, 32) + spawned.pixel_y, pixel_x = rand(-32, 32) + spawned.pixel_x, easing = LINEAR_EASING)
+	animate(transform = second, time = 0.5 SECONDS, alpha = 0, pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y - 5, easing = LINEAR_EASING|EASE_OUT)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
+
+/obj/item/debug_confetti/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/particle_spewer/confetti)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/fire.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/fire.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..34f110a76ea7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/fire.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/fire
+	unusual_description = "flaming"
+	duration = 2 SECONDS
+	burst_amount = 3
+	spawn_interval = 0.2 SECONDS
+	particle_state = "1x1"
+	particle_blending = BLEND_ADD
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/fire/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-6,6)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(-4,4)
+
+	spawned.add_filter("outline", 1, list(type = "outline", size = 1,  color = "#FF3300"))
+	spawned.add_filter("bloom", 2 , list(type = "bloom", threshold = rgb(255,128,255), size = 5, offset = 4, alpha = 255))
+	
+	if(prob(35))
+		spawned.layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER
+
+	var/normal_x = rand(-4, 4) + spawned.pixel_x
+	var/inverse_x = 0 - normal_x
+	spawned.alpha = 130
+
+	animate(spawned, alpha = 255,  time = 0.4 SECONDS, pixel_y = rand(6, 16) + spawned.pixel_y, pixel_x = normal_x, easing = LINEAR_EASING)
+	animate(time = 0.5 SECONDS, alpha = 0, inverse_x , pixel_y = rand(6, 16) + spawned.pixel_y, easing = LINEAR_EASING|EASE_OUT)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
+
+/obj/item/debug_fire/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/particle_spewer/fire)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/galaxies.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/galaxies.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..86ae92317b1a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/galaxies.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/galaxies
+	unusual_description = "galactic"
+	duration = 5 SECONDS
+	spawn_interval = 0.5 SECONDS
+	burst_amount = 6
+	particle_state = "snow_small"
+
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/galaxies/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	var/can_be_shooting = TRUE
+	if(prob(10))
+		spawned.icon_state = "moon"
+		can_be_shooting = FALSE
+
+	if(prob(10) && can_be_shooting)
+		spawned.icon_state = "ringed_planet"
+		can_be_shooting = FALSE
+
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-16,16)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(-12,4)
+
+	if(prob(45) && can_be_shooting)
+		spawned.layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER
+
+	animate(spawned, alpha = 0, time = duration)
+	if(prob(33) && can_be_shooting)
+		animate(spawned, pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y + rand(-6, 6), pixel_x = spawned.pixel_x + rand(-16, 16), time = 1 SECONDS)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/holy_steps.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/holy_steps.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..456c920bebcf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/holy_steps.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/holy_steps
+	unusual_description = "holy treads"
+	duration = 5 SECONDS
+	burst_amount = 25
+	icon_file = 'goon/icons/effects/particles.dmi'
+	particle_state = "starsmall"
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/holy_steps/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	var/matrix/first = matrix()
+	var/matrix/second = matrix()
+
+	spawned.blend_mode = BLEND_ADD
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-3,3)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(-3,3)
+
+	first.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+	first.Scale(0.5,0.5)
+	second.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+
+	spawned.color = rgb(rand(1, 255), rand(1, 255), rand(1, 255))
+
+	animate(spawned, transform = first, time = 0.4 SECONDS, pixel_y = rand(-32, 32) + spawned.pixel_y, pixel_x = rand(-32, 32) + spawned.pixel_x, easing = LINEAR_EASING)
+	animate(transform = second, time = 0.5 SECONDS, pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y - 5, easing = LINEAR_EASING|EASE_OUT)
+	animate(spawned, alpha = 0, time = duration)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/music.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/music.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..3b3280799a59
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/music.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/shooting_star
+	icon_file = 'goon/icons/effects/particles.dmi'
+	particle_state = "beamed_eighth"
+
+	unusual_description = "melody"
+	duration = 2.5 SECONDS
+	burst_amount = 2
+	spawn_interval = 0.5 SECONDS
+	offsets = FALSE
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/shooting_star/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	var/matrix/first = matrix()
+	var/matrix/second = matrix()
+	var/matrix/default = matrix()
+
+	if(prob(30))
+		spawned.icon_state = "eighth"
+	if(prob(25))
+		spawned.icon_state = "quarter"
+
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-24, 24)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(-6, 6)
+	first.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+	spawned.transform = first
+
+	second = first
+	second.Scale(4,4)
+	second.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+
+	animate(spawned, transform = second, time = 1, alpha = 220)
+	animate(transform = default, time = duration + rand(-5, 5), pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y + 32, alpha = 1)
+
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration + 0.6 SECONDS)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/shooting_stars.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/shooting_stars.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..44f2a241a8af
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/shooting_stars.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/shooting_star
+	icon_file = 'goon/icons/effects/particles.dmi'
+	particle_state = "starsmall"
+
+	unusual_description = "shooting star"
+	duration = 5 SECONDS
+	burst_amount = 5
+	offsets = FALSE
+	//has a chance to randomly change on animate
+	var/direction = NORTH
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/shooting_star/spawn_particles(atom/movable/mover, turf/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/dir = get_dir(mover, target)
+	direction = dir
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/shooting_star/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+
+	spawned.dir = direction
+	if(prob(30))
+		spawned.icon_state = "starlarge"
+	if(direction & NORTH|SOUTH)
+		spawned.pixel_x += rand(-16, 16)
+
+	if(direction & EAST|WEST)
+		spawned.pixel_y += rand(-16, 16)
+
+	switch(direction)
+		if(NORTH)
+			animate(spawned, time = rand(0.5 SECONDS, duration), pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y + 160, alpha = 25)
+		if(SOUTH)
+			animate(spawned, time = rand(0.5 SECONDS, duration), pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y - 160, alpha = 25)
+		if(EAST)
+			animate(spawned, time = rand(0.5 SECONDS, duration), pixel_x = spawned.pixel_x + 160, alpha = 25)
+		if(WEST)
+			animate(spawned, time = rand(0.5 SECONDS, duration), pixel_x = spawned.pixel_x - 160, alpha = 25)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/skull_rain.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/skull_rain.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..a65edddd53bc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/skull_rain.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/skull_rain
+	unusual_description = "spooky"
+	icon_file = 'goon/icons/effects/particles.dmi'
+	particle_state = "skull3"
+	burst_amount = 4
+	duration = 2 SECONDS
+	random_bursts = TRUE
+	spawn_interval = 0.4 SECONDS
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/skull_rain/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	var/matrix/first = matrix(rand(1, 60), MATRIX_ROTATE)
+	var/matrix/second = matrix()
+	second.Turn(rand(-60, 60))
+
+	var/chance = rand(1, 6)
+	switch(chance)
+		if(1 to 2)
+			spawned.icon_state = "skull3"
+		if(3 to 4)
+			spawned.icon_state = "skull2"
+		if(5 to 6)
+			spawned.icon_state = "skull1"
+
+	if(prob(35))
+		spawned.layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-12, 12)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(5, 10)
+	spawned.transform = first
+	spawned.alpha = 10
+
+	animate(spawned, transform = second, time = 20, pixel_y = rand(-16, -12), alpha = 255, easing = BOUNCE_EASING)
+	animate(time = duration, alpha = 1, easing = LINEAR_EASING)
+
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/snow.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/snow.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..41dd9aeea3cd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/snow.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/snow
+	unusual_description = "snowstorm"
+	icon_file = 'monkestation/code/modules/outdoors/icons/effects/particles/particle.dmi'
+	particle_state = "cross"
+	burst_amount = 8
+	duration = 2 SECONDS
+	random_bursts = TRUE
+	spawn_interval = 0.3 SECONDS
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/snow/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	var/chance = rand(1, 10)
+	switch(chance)
+		if(1 to 2)
+			spawned.icon_state = "cross"
+		if(3 to 4)
+			spawned.icon_state = "snow_2"
+		if(5 to 6)
+			spawned.icon_state = "snow_3"
+		else
+			spawned.icon_state = "snow_1"
+
+	if(prob(35))
+		spawned.layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-12, 12)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(-5, 5)
+
+	animate(spawned, pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y - 32, time = 2 SECONDS)
+	animate(spawned, alpha = 25, time = 1.5 SECONDS)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
diff --git a/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/weh.dm b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/weh.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..68856f587825
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/modules/trading/unusual_effects/animation_housing/weh.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/weh
+	unusual_description = "weh"
+	duration = 5 SECONDS
+	burst_amount = 3
+
+	particle_state = "map_plushie_lizard"
+	icon_file = 'icons/obj/toys/plushes.dmi'
+
+/datum/component/particle_spewer/movement/weh/animate_particle(obj/effect/abstract/particle/spawned)
+	var/matrix/first = matrix()
+	var/matrix/second = matrix()
+
+	spawned.pixel_x += rand(-3,3)
+	spawned.pixel_y += rand(-3,3)
+
+	first.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+	first.Scale(0.5,0.5)
+	second.Turn(rand(-90, 90))
+
+	spawned.color = rgb(rand(1, 255), rand(1, 255), rand(1, 255))
+
+	animate(spawned, transform = first, time = 0.4 SECONDS, pixel_y = rand(-1, 12) + spawned.pixel_y, pixel_x = rand(-32, 32) + spawned.pixel_x, easing = JUMP_EASING)
+	animate(transform = second, time = 0.5 SECONDS, pixel_y = spawned.pixel_y - 32)
+	animate(spawned, alpha = 0, time = duration)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(delete_particle), spawned), duration)
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index a6c4a365c058..d3f1a5831b25 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -6341,6 +6341,22 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\surgery\organs\internal\lungs.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\surgery\organs\internal\stomach.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\surgery\organs\internal\tongue.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\box_rolling.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\lootbox_buying.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\lootbox_odds.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\save_unusual_preference.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\_unusual_component.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\__spawning_component.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\_footprint.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\confetti.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\fire.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\galaxies.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\holy_steps.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\music.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\shooting_stars.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\skull_rain.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\snow.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\modules\trading\unusual_effects\animation_housing\weh.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\twitch_bits\admin_command.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\twitch_bits\twitch_system.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\modules\twitch_bits\events\amongus.dm"
diff --git a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/LoadoutPage.tsx b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/LoadoutPage.tsx
index 8bc0457c6356..4ef557d1f5ca 100644
--- a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/LoadoutPage.tsx
+++ b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/LoadoutPage.tsx
@@ -44,7 +44,13 @@ const CharacterControls = (props: {
 
 export const LoadoutManager = (props, context) => {
   const { act, data } = useBackend<PreferencesMenuData>(context);
-  const { selected_loadout, loadout_tabs, user_is_donator, total_coins } = data;
+  const {
+    selected_loadout,
+    loadout_tabs,
+    user_is_donator,
+    total_coins,
+    selected_unusuals,
+  } = data;
   const [multiNameInputOpen, setMultiNameInputOpen] = useLocalState(
     context,
     'multiNameInputOpen',
@@ -228,7 +234,13 @@ export const LoadoutManager = (props, context) => {
                             )}
                             <Stack.Item>
                               <Button.Checkbox
-                                checked={selected_loadout.includes(item.path)}
+                                checked={
+                                  selected_loadout.includes(item.path) ||
+                                  (selected_unusuals.includes(
+                                    item.unusual_placement
+                                  ) &&
+                                    item.unusual_spawning_requirements)
+                                }
                                 content="Select"
                                 disabled={
                                   item.is_donator_only && !user_is_donator
@@ -237,6 +249,9 @@ export const LoadoutManager = (props, context) => {
                                 onClick={() =>
                                   act('select_item', {
                                     path: item.path,
+                                    unusual_spawning_requirements:
+                                      item.unusual_spawning_requirements,
+                                    unusual_placement: item.unusual_placement,
                                     deselect: selected_loadout.includes(
                                       item.path
                                     ),
diff --git a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/data.ts b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/data.ts
index b648b8054644..c8004453dc09 100644
--- a/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/data.ts
+++ b/tgui/packages/tgui/interfaces/PreferencesMenu/data.ts
@@ -92,6 +92,7 @@ export type QuirkInfo = {
 export type LoadoutInfo = {
   user_is_donator: BooleanLike;
   selected_loadout: string[];
+  selected_unusuals: string[];
 };
 
 export enum RandomSetting {
@@ -178,6 +179,7 @@ export type PreferencesMenuData = {
 
   user_is_donator: BooleanLike;
   selected_loadout: string[];
+  selected_unusuals: string[];
   total_coins: number;
   loadout_tabs: LoadoutData[];
   window: Window;
@@ -191,12 +193,14 @@ type LoadoutData = {
 type LoadoutItem = {
   name: string;
   path: string;
+  unusual_placement: number;
   is_greyscale: boolean;
   is_renamable: boolean;
   is_job_restricted: boolean;
   is_donator_only: boolean;
   is_ckey_whitelisted: boolean;
   tooltip_text: string;
+  unusual_spawning_requirements: boolean;
 };
 export type ServerData = {
   jobs: {