config.json

{
    "database": "servercooties.sql",
    "pollDelay": 3,
    "dataPeriod": 60,
    "minimumEntries": 10,
    "version": "0.2.0",
    "message-bus": false,
    "checks": [
        "http://what.thedailywtf.com/",
        "http://what.thedailywtf.com/latest.json",
        "http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/2/last"
    ],
    "scoreCode": {
        "0": "OFFLINE",
        "25": "BAD",
        "50": "OK",
        "75": "GOOD",
        "95": "GREAT"
    },
    "status": {
        "0": "The site seems to be very offline.",
        "25": "The site seems to be offline.",
        "50": "The site seems to be working, barely...",
        "75": "The site seems to be working fine."
    },
    "flavor": {
        "0": "Well, It's buggered. Looks like it's time to be productive or something",
        "25": "Well, Looks like you're gonna have to fill out that TPS report after all.",
        "50": "We've seen some blips recently. Nothing to get too alarmed at yet.",
        "75": "The forums work, so if you can't post then TRWTF is user cooties."
    }
}