diff --git a/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/lewd/interaction_menu/interactions/lewd/mount.dm b/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/lewd/interaction_menu/interactions/lewd/mount.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..01eb748eef9bc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/lewd/interaction_menu/interactions/lewd/mount.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,66 @@
+/datum/interaction/lewd/mount_vagina
+	name = "Mount (Vagina)"
+	description = "Mount them with your pussy."
+	user_required_parts = list(ORGAN_SLOT_VAGINA = REQUIRE_GENITAL_EXPOSED)
+	target_required_parts = list(ORGAN_SLOT_PENIS = REQUIRE_GENITAL_EXPOSED)
+	cum_genital = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = CLIMAX_VAGINA, CLIMAX_POSITION_TARGET = CLIMAX_PENIS)
+	cum_target = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = CLIMAX_TARGET_PENIS, CLIMAX_POSITION_TARGET = CLIMAX_TARGET_VAGINA)
+	message = list(
+		"rides %TARGET%'s cock.",
+		"forces %TARGET%'s cock into their pussy.",
+		"slides their pussy onto %TARGET%'s cock.",
+		"impales themself on %TARGET%'s cock."
+	)
+	sound_possible = list(
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bang1.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bang2.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bang3.ogg'
+	)
+	sound_range = 1
+	sound_use = TRUE
+	user_pleasure = 15
+	target_pleasure = 15
+
+/datum/interaction/lewd/mount_anus
+	name = "Mount (Anus)"
+	description = "Mount them with your ass."
+	user_required_parts = list(ORGAN_SLOT_ANUS = REQUIRE_GENITAL_EXPOSED)
+	target_required_parts = list(ORGAN_SLOT_PENIS = REQUIRE_GENITAL_EXPOSED)
+	cum_genital = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = CLIMAX_BOTH, CLIMAX_POSITION_TARGET = CLIMAX_PENIS)
+	cum_target = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = null, CLIMAX_POSITION_TARGET = CLIMAX_TARGET_ANUS)
+	message = list(
+		"rides %TARGET%'s cock with their ass.",
+		"forces %TARGET%'s cock into their ass.",
+		"slides their ass onto %TARGET%'s cock.",
+		"impales their ass on %TARGET%'s cock."
+	)
+	sound_possible = list(
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bang1.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bang2.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bang3.ogg'
+	)
+	sound_range = 1
+	sound_use = TRUE
+	user_pleasure = 15
+	target_pleasure = 15
+
+/datum/interaction/lewd/mount_face
+	name = "Mount Face"
+	description = "Sit on their face."
+	interaction_requires = list(INTERACTION_REQUIRE_TARGET_MOUTH)
+	user_required_parts = list(ORGAN_SLOT_ANUS = REQUIRE_GENITAL_EXPOSED)
+	message = list(
+		"grinds their ass into %TARGET%'s face.",
+		"shoves their ass into %TARGET%'s face.",
+		"plants their ass right on %TARGET%'s face.",
+		"grabs the back of %TARGET%'s head and forces it into their asscheeks."
+	)
+	sound_possible = list(
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/squelch1.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/squelch2.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/squelch3.ogg'
+	)
+	sound_range = 1
+	sound_use = TRUE
+	user_pleasure = 3
+	target_pleasure = 0
diff --git a/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/lewd/interaction_menu/interactions/lewd/thighs.dm b/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/lewd/interaction_menu/interactions/lewd/thighs.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..1db6ec7bc23d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/lewd/interaction_menu/interactions/lewd/thighs.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/datum/interaction/lewd/thighs_penis
+	name = "Thigh Smother (Penis)"
+	description = "Smother them with your penis."
+	interaction_requires = list(INTERACTION_REQUIRE_TARGET_MOUTH)
+	user_required_parts = list(ORGAN_SLOT_PENIS = REQUIRE_GENITAL_EXPOSED)
+	cum_genital = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = CLIMAX_PENIS)
+	cum_target = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = CLIMAX_TARGET_MOUTH)
+	message = list(
+		"presses their weight down onto %TARGET%'s face, blocking their vision completely.",
+		"forces their cock into %TARGET%'s face as they're stuck locked between their thighs.",
+		"slips their cock into %TARGET%'s helpless mouth, keeping their shaft pressed hard into their face."
+	)
+	sound_possible = list(
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bj10.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bj3.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/foot_wet1.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/foot_dry3.ogg'
+	)
+	sound_range = 1
+	sound_use = TRUE
+	user_pleasure = 10
+	target_pleasure = 0
+
+/datum/interaction/lewd/thighs_vagina
+	name = "Thigh Smother (Vagina)"
+	description = "Smother them with your pussy."
+	interaction_requires = list(INTERACTION_REQUIRE_TARGET_MOUTH)
+	user_required_parts = list(ORGAN_SLOT_VAGINA = REQUIRE_GENITAL_EXPOSED)
+	cum_genital = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = CLIMAX_VAGINA)
+	cum_target = list(CLIMAX_POSITION_USER = CLIMAX_TARGET_MOUTH)
+	message = list(
+		"presses their weight down onto %TARGET%'s face, blocking their vision completely.",
+		"rides %TARGET%'s face, grinding their wet pussy all over it.",
+		"grinds their pussy into %TARGET%'s face."
+	)
+	sound_possible = list(
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bj10.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/bj3.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/foot_wet1.ogg',
+		'modular_zzplurt/sound/interactions/foot_dry3.ogg'
+	)
+	sound_range = 1
+	sound_use = TRUE
+	user_pleasure = 10
+	target_pleasure = 0
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 9d3d7859246c4..b59f89ed675b9 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -9591,8 +9591,10 @@
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\interactions\lewd\kiss.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\interactions\lewd\handjob.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\interactions\lewd\lick.dm"
+#include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\interactions\lewd\mount.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\interactions\lewd\nipsuck.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\interactions\lewd\oral.dm"
+#include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\interactions\lewd\thighs.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd\interaction_menu\lewd_helpers\human.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd_chemistry\reagents\_aphrodisiac.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\lewd_chemistry\reagents\belly_enlarger.dm"