diff --git a/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/bark_list.dm b/modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/bark_list.dm
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@@ -0,0 +1,133 @@
+//Additional Splurt Vocal Barks go here. 'Blooper' is a port synonym of Bark.
+/datum/blooper/bleat
+	name = "Bleat"
+	id = "bleat"
+	allow_random = TRUE
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/bleat_bark.ogg'
+	minspeed = 5
+	maxspeed = 11
+
+// The Mayhem Special Continued
+/datum/blooper/eugh
+	name = "Eugh"
+	id = "eugh"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/eugh.ogg'
+	minspeed = 6
+	maxspeed = 11
+
+/datum/blooper/haha
+	name = "Haha"
+	id = "haha"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/haha.ogg'
+	minspeed = 7
+	maxspeed = 12
+
+/datum/blooper/ahuh
+	name = "Ahuh"
+	id = "ahuh"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/ahuh.ogg'
+
+/datum/blooper/cry
+	name = "Cry"
+	id = "cry"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/cry.ogg'
+	minspeed = 3
+	maxspeed = 9
+
+/datum/blooper/growl
+	name = "Growl 1"
+	id = "growl1"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/growl.ogg'
+	minspeed = 3
+	maxspeed = 9
+
+/datum/blooper/growl/alt1
+	name = "Growl 2"
+	id = "growl2"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/growl2.ogg'
+
+/datum/blooper/moan
+	name = "Moan 1"
+	id = "moan1"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/moan1.ogg'
+	minspeed = 5
+	maxspeed = 9
+
+/datum/blooper/moan/alt1
+	name = "Moan 2"
+	id = "moan2"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/moan2.ogg'
+	minspeed = 4
+	maxspeed = 9
+
+/datum/blooper/moan/alt2
+	name = "Moan 3"
+	id = "moan3"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/moan3.ogg'
+	minspeed = 5
+	maxspeed = 9
+
+/datum/blooper/raah
+	name = "Raah 1"
+	id = "raah1"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/raah1.ogg'
+	minspeed = 6
+	maxspeed = 10
+
+/datum/blooper/raah/alt1
+	name = "Raah 2"
+	id = "raah2"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/raah2.ogg'
+	minspeed = 5
+	maxspeed = 9
+
+/datum/blooper/slurp
+	name = "Slurp"
+	id = "slurp"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/slurp.ogg'
+
+/datum/blooper/zap
+	name = "Zap"
+	id = "zap"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/kazooie/zap.ogg'
+	minspeed = 8
+	maxspeed = 12
+
+//Ace Attorney
+/datum/blooper/ace_blip
+	name = "Ace Talk 1"
+	id = "acetalk1"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/ace_attorney/aa_blip.ogg'
+	allow_random = TRUE
+	minspeed = 4
+	minvariance = 0
+
+/datum/blooper/ace_blip/alt1
+	name = "Ace Talk 2"
+	id = "acetalk2"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/ace_attorney/aa_dd_blip.ogg'
+
+/datum/blooper/ace_blip/alt2
+	name = "Ace Talk 3"
+	id = "acetalk3"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/ace_attorney/aa_tgaa_blip.ogg'
+
+/datum/blooper/ace_typewriter
+	name = "Ace Typewriter"
+	id = "acewrite"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/ace_attorney/aa_blip_typewriter.ogg'
+	minspeed = 4
+	minvariance = 0
+
+//More
+/datum/blooper/nomi
+	name = "Nomi"
+	id = "nomi"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/nomi.ogg'
+
+/datum/blooper/poyo
+	name = "Belial"
+	id = "poyo"
+	soundpath = 'modular_zzplurt/code/modules/barks/voice/poyo.ogg'
+	minspeed = 3
+	maxspeed = 10
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diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 328a5013f5460..f458c39ea5084 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -9253,6 +9253,7 @@
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\admin\transform.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\asset_cache\assets\inventory.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\atmospherics\machinery\portable\canister.dm"
+#include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\barks\bark_list.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\client\click.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\client\client_procs.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\modules\client\preferences\clothing.dm"