You notice the hand is not a hand at all but a claw. Part of a huge paw.
Those eyes belong to the face of a bear and what a bear. Nine feet tall and all muscle.
As you stand there shaking in you boots the bear speaks and asks "You going to be in there long?
I have to use it too. I can bear-ly hold it in!"
Do you:
Try to distract the bear by pointing out an imaginary beehive behind him?