config.json

{
    "database": "servercooties.sql",
    "chunkSize": 200,
    "pollDelay": 5,
    "dataPeriod": 600,
    "graphPeriod": 3600,
    "historyEntries": 11,
    "historyPeriod": 300,
    "scoreEntries": 3,
    "scorePeriod": 60,
    "minimumEntries": 10,
    "version": "0.5.2",
    "message-bus": false,
    "checks": [
        "https://what.thedailywtf.com/",
        "https://what.thedailywtf.com/recent",
        "https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/2"
    ],
    "siteSettings":"https://what.thedailywtf.com/site/settings.json",
    "scoreCode": {
        "0": "OFFLINE",
        "25": "BAD",
        "50": "OK",
        "75": "GOOD",
        "95": "GREAT"
    },
    "status": {
        "0": "The site seems to be very offline.",
        "25": "The site seems to be offline.",
        "50": "The site seems to be working, barely...",
        "75": "The site seems to be working fine."
    },
    "flavor": {
        "0": ["Well, It's buggered. Looks like it's time to be productive. Or at least slack off somewhere else, like <a href=' http://discuss.thereal.wtf/'>discuss.thereal.wtf</a>"],
        "25": ["Well, Looks like you're gonna have to fill out that TPS report after all. It can be addressed to <a href=' http://discuss.thereal.wtf/'>discuss.thereal.wtf</a>"],
        "50": ["We've seen some blips recently. Nothing to get too alarmed at yet."],
        "75": ["The forums work, so if you can't post then TRWTF is user cooties."]
    },
    "readonly":{
        "status": "The site seems to be readonly.",
        "score": "READONLY",
        "flavor": "Read-only mode is enabled. You can continue to browse the site but interactions may not work."
    }
}