check_memcached.sh

#!/usr/bin/env bash
#
# Simple check Memcached plugin for Nagios
#
# Usage: check_memcached.sh [-h host] [-p port] [-w warning] [-c critical]
#   -h, --host                  Memcached host
#   -p, --port                  Memcached port, eg: 11211
#   -w, --warning WARNING       Warning value (percent)
#   -c, --critical CRITICAL     Critical value (percent)
#   -H, --help                  Display this screen
#
# (c) 2014, Benjamin Dos Santos <benjamin.dossantos@gmail.com>
# https://github.com/bdossantos/nagios-plugins
#

while [[ -n "$1" ]]; do
  case $1 in
  --host | -h)
    host=$2
    shift
    ;;
  --port | -p)
    port=$2
    shift
    ;;
  --warning | -w)
    warn=$2
    shift
    ;;
  --critical | -c)
    crit=$2
    shift
    ;;
  --help | -H)
    sed -n '2,11p' "$0" | tr -d '#'
    exit 3
    ;;
  *)
    echo "Unknown argument: $1"
    exec "$0" --help
    exit 3
    ;;
  esac
  shift
done

host=${host:=127.0.0.1}
port=${port:=11211}
warn=${warn:=90}
crit=${crit:=95}

if [[ $warn -ge $crit ]]; then
  echo "UNKNOWN - warn ($warn) can't be greater than critical ($crit)"
  exit 3
fi

output=$( (
  echo 'stats'
  echo 'quit'
) | nc "$host" "$port")

if [[ $? -ne 0 ]] || [[ -z $output ]]; then
  echo "CRITICAL - timed out connecting to memcached on ${host}:${port}"
  exit 2
fi

# limit_maxbytes = Number of bytes this server is permitted to use for storage.
# bytes = Current number of bytes used by this server to store items.
# https://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.7/en/ha-memcached-stats-general.html
limit_maxbytes=$(echo "$output" | grep 'limit_maxbytes' | awk '{ gsub(/\r/, ""); print $3 }')
bytes=$(echo "$output" | grep ' bytes ' | awk '{ gsub(/\r/, ""); print $3 }')
get_hits=$(echo "$output" | grep 'get_hits' | awk '{ gsub(/\r/, ""); print $3 }')
get_misses=$(echo "$output" | grep 'get_misses' | awk '{ gsub(/\r/, ""); print $3 }')

if [[ -z $limit_maxbytes ]] || [[ -z $bytes ]]; then
  echo "CRITICAL - 'limit_maxbytes' and 'bytes' are empty"
  exit 2
fi

if [[ "$bytes" -eq 0 ]]; then
  echo 'OK - Memcached is empty'
  exit 0
fi

used=$((bytes * 100 / limit_maxbytes))
hit_ratio=$(awk 'BEGIN { printf("%0.2f", ("'$get_hits'" / ("'$get_misses'" + "'$get_hits'")) * 100) }')
status="${used}% used (${bytes} of ${limit_maxbytes}) bytes used, get hit ratio ${hit_ratio}%"

if [[ $used -gt $crit ]]; then
  echo "CRITICAL - ${status}"
  exit 2
elif [[ $used -gt $warn ]]; then
  echo "WARNING - ${status}"
  exit 1
else
  echo "OK - ${status}"
  exit 0
fi