quote.c

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <time.h>


int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
   int q2QuotesLength = 6176;
   char* q2Quotes[q2QuotesLength];
   q2Quotes[0] = "\"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.\" -- Werner Karl Heisenberg";
   q2Quotes[1] = "\"You know, it's amazing how well you can get to know a woman if you just take the time out and stalk her.\" -- Dan";
   q2Quotes[2] = "\"Only a mediocre man is always at his best.\" -- W. Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[3] = "\"To be great is to be misunderstood.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[4] = "\"What does playing Uno have to do with a cow's udder?\" -- Maureen";
   q2Quotes[5] = "\"Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.\" -- Miguel De Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[6] = "The man who sees, on New Year's day, Mount Fuji, a hawk, and an eggplant is forever blessed. -- Old Japanese proverb";
   q2Quotes[7] = "Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[8] = "\"How can you use my intestines as a gift?\" -- Subtitle from a Japanese movie";
   q2Quotes[9] = "\"God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[10] = "\"We were talking about custard, not alcohol!\"";
   q2Quotes[11] = "\"Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.\" -- P. G. Wodehouse";
   q2Quotes[12] = "I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. -- The Doctor, Timewyrm: Genesys, author, John Peel";
   q2Quotes[13] = "\"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[14] = "This book fills a much-needed gap. -- Moses Hadas, book reviewer";
   q2Quotes[15] = "To add insult to injury. -- Phaedrus";
   q2Quotes[16] = "\"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.\" -- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy";
   q2Quotes[17] = "\"If I had a knife, I'd shoot you!\" -- Tom Mullan's wife, in a heated argument.";
   q2Quotes[18] = "The coast was clear. -- Lope de Vega";
   q2Quotes[19] = "\"I didn't understand this at first, but YOUR CONVINCING USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS HAS MADE IT ALL CLEAR TO ME.\" -- J. Nairn";
   q2Quotes[20] = "I enjoy the time that we spend together.";
   q2Quotes[21] = "The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.";
   q2Quotes[22] = "\"Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[23] = "The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar Bradley";
   q2Quotes[24] = "\"Mark! Neil's trying to give me prostate cancer!\" -- Marty, during a field trip bus ride, complaining to the teacher about the bus driver who wouldn't stop for a third potty break.";
   q2Quotes[25] = "You get what you pay for. -- Gabriel Biel";
   q2Quotes[26] = "Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[27] = "If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.";
   q2Quotes[28] = "\"I don't need an over-the-shoulder boulder-holder, I need an over-the-shoulder ummm... what's something flat?\" -- Ellie, after having watched the movie \"Beaches\", commenting on the Otto Titsling song.";
   q2Quotes[29] = "You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost";
   q2Quotes[30] = "If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?";
   q2Quotes[31] = "\"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.\" -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[32] = "I can relate to that.";
   q2Quotes[33] = "\"Pizza! Pizza!\" [Response when a history teacher asked \"What was the motto of ancient Roman males?\"] -- Tyler";
   q2Quotes[34] = "\"For NASA, space is still a high priority.\" -- Dan Quayle";
   q2Quotes[35] = "Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.";
   q2Quotes[36] = "ADORE, v.t. To venerate expectantly. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[37] = "\"It makes me SO happy to hear that hat-wearing people are reproducing.\" -- Overheard at work";
   q2Quotes[38] = "Leave no stone unturned. -- Euripides";
   q2Quotes[39] = "Chris: \"Mirror, Mirror seven fold. Who's the sexiest dressed in gold?\" Tricky: \"You must be talking about me, cousin.\" Chris: \"Katie, YOU'RE NAKED.\"";
   q2Quotes[40] = "The worst is enemy of the bad. -- The writing implement is more potent than the claymore.";
   q2Quotes[41] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be divorced within a year.";
   q2Quotes[42] = "Your fortune stateth: So this it it.  We're going to die.";
   q2Quotes[43] = "Two is company, three is an orgy.";
   q2Quotes[44] = "I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.";
   q2Quotes[45] = "Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[46] = "I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.";
   q2Quotes[47] = "\"God created sex. Priests created marriage.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[48] = "It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances. -- Emerson";
   q2Quotes[49] = "\"I believe that genius is an infinite capacity for taking life by the scruff of the neck.\" -- Christopher Quill";
   q2Quotes[50] = "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. -- Socrates";
   q2Quotes[51] = "Maybe God was just borrowing my pearls for a few days. -- Jody LaFerriere, on lost items";
   q2Quotes[52] = "Chris: The living room is 19 feet by 15 feet. The den is about a foot less each way. Cristina: There you go again... Chris: What? Cristina: You keep mixing dimensions. Chris: Huh? Cristina: Exactly how many feet are in a foot?";
   q2Quotes[53] = "The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.";
   q2Quotes[54] = "Cults are cool if they don't suck. -- Lindy, reacting to Heaven's Gate";
   q2Quotes[55] = "I had ambition, by which sin The angels fell; I climbed, and step by step, oh Lord, Ascended into Hell -- W. H. Davies, Ambition";
   q2Quotes[56] = "One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[57] = "You know, if stupidity was a river, you would be... a really big river. -- Tomas Terfloth";
   q2Quotes[58] = "Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire. -- Jean de La Fontaine";
   q2Quotes[59] = "\"Let's let that cool down while I collect the gods.\" -- Scott Griffin";
   q2Quotes[60] = "My nose is driving me craziness! -- Edward, age 3, who couldn't sleep due to a runny nose.";
   q2Quotes[61] = "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West";
   q2Quotes[62] = "\"The fantastic advances in the field of communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.\" -- Earl Warren";
   q2Quotes[63] = "\"Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.\" -- Don Marquis";
   q2Quotes[64] = "I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[65] = "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.";
   q2Quotes[66] = "The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.";
   q2Quotes[67] = "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.";
   q2Quotes[68] = "\"This is *not* a football game, Netcom!\" -- The Opry House";
   q2Quotes[69] = "\"Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[70] = "Your fortune stateth: You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.";
   q2Quotes[71] = "\"Man, it's like a desert out here\" -- Eric, as he was golfing in Las Vegas";
   q2Quotes[72] = "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.";
   q2Quotes[73] = "\"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[74] = "\"I'm a genetic mutant.\" -- Dan Aykroyd";
   q2Quotes[75] = "One man's Mede is another man's Persian. -- George M. Cohan";
   q2Quotes[76] = "\"It is better to prevent crimes than to punish them.\" -- Cesare Bonesana di Beccaria";
   q2Quotes[77] = "\"I didn't mean to do that. I thought it was a bathroom.\" -- Ryan";
   q2Quotes[78] = "\"To fall into a habit is to begin to cease to be.\" -- Miguel de Unamuno y Jugo";
   q2Quotes[79] = "Tommy, i'm gonna kill you! -- as the english teacher tries to choke Tommy in the middle of class.";
   q2Quotes[80] = "\"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.\" -- Edward Albee";
   q2Quotes[81] = "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.";
   q2Quotes[82] = "This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.";
   q2Quotes[83] = "Your fortune stateth: Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.";
   q2Quotes[84] = "Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.";
   q2Quotes[85] = "\"I going to sell books for Amazot Dong Kong on my homepage.\" -- Julie (she meant Amazon.com)";
   q2Quotes[86] = "LOW-BRED, adj. \"Raised\" instead of brought up. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[87] = "I know I don't know everything, but I don't know what I don't know, so I can't really study. -- Deborah the night before her biology final, trying to justify why she was playing with her computer rather than studying.";
   q2Quotes[88] = "You don't think that just because I'm a grandma, that means that I don't check out other peoples' bodies? -- Grandma E";
   q2Quotes[89] = "When you're away, I'm restless, lonely- Wretched, bored, dejected; only- here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein";
   q2Quotes[90] = "If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.";
   q2Quotes[91] = "If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury";
   q2Quotes[92] = "\"To those who think that the law of gravity interferes with their freedom, there is nothing to say.\" -- Lionel Tiger";
   q2Quotes[93] = "Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[94] = "\"HELO. My $name is sendmail.cf. You filled my spooldir. Prepare to VRFY.\" -- Phil Homewood";
   q2Quotes[95] = "It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)";
   q2Quotes[96] = "ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[97] = "Your fortune stateth: You're almost as happy as you think you are.";
   q2Quotes[98] = "\"We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.\" -- Alexander Comfort";
   q2Quotes[99] = "\"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.\" -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[100] = "\"Looks like a good explosion to kiss ratio.\" -- Jeff Rowley about \"The 5th Element\". The ratio was was blown by the end.";
   q2Quotes[101] = "\"I can never remember whether or not there's an 'R' at the end of 'LAVA'.\" -- geography prof. at Univ. of New Mexico, in a South African accent.";
   q2Quotes[102] = "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.";
   q2Quotes[103] = "\"I'm making a diary!\" -- Paul M., while wrapping tape around his Government book and putting staples into it.";
   q2Quotes[104] = "The proof of the pudding is in the eating. -- Miguel de Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[105] = "I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -- Mother Teresa";
   q2Quotes[106] = "Aaron: Man, I hate the letter \"S\"! Eric: Why? Aaron: 'Cause it's hard to write!";
   q2Quotes[107] = "We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[108] = "To err is human, to moo bovine.";
   q2Quotes[109] = "Money can do anything. Why, it can help stamp out poverty. -- Some guy who has sold $9 million worth of knives.";
   q2Quotes[110] = "\"_Prospero's Books_ is the _Terminator 2_ for intellectuals.\" -- Peter Greenaway";
   q2Quotes[111] = "Robert: Hey, that's my pen. You stole it! Joe: No, my father gave me this pen. Robert: Your father is a thief!";
   q2Quotes[112] = "I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.";
   q2Quotes[113] = "\"I'm gonna kill you so hard!\" -- A failed attempt to sound tough";
   q2Quotes[114] = "% Ellen is here! Ellen is here! -- exclaimed when Ellen walked into a 90-minute class 88 minutes late.";
   q2Quotes[115] = "\"Well, an orgasm is part of an population, which is part of an ecosystem.\" -- Tammy, in science class.";
   q2Quotes[116] = "A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.";
   q2Quotes[117] = "It takes Empire builders to build Empires! -- Chuck Lee, ca 1973";
   q2Quotes[118] = "\"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.\" -- Franklin P. Jones";
   q2Quotes[119] = "It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson";
   q2Quotes[120] = "An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition. -- Michael Korda";
   q2Quotes[121] = "\"Have you ever noticed how people who wear camouflage gear really stand out in a crowd?\" -- Peter Thomas";
   q2Quotes[122] = "Quack!  Quack!! Quack!!";
   q2Quotes[123] = "Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House";
   q2Quotes[124] = "-- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.";
   q2Quotes[125] = "'Factory refurbished' -- does that mean it's junk? -- Mike Limrick, inquiring about a \"factory refurbished\" Zip drive he saw in a catalog.";
   q2Quotes[126] = "Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone";
   q2Quotes[127] = "\"So, like, is Worf from a different planet or something?\" -- uttered by a friend upon walking in on a episode of Star Trek: TNG.";
   q2Quotes[128] = "\"Justice is incidental to law and order.\" -- J. Edgar Hoover";
   q2Quotes[129] = "I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. -- Vincent Van Gogh";
   q2Quotes[130] = "\"The faith that stands on authority is not faith.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[131] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be held hostage by a radical group.";
   q2Quotes[132] = "\"I am a fan of automation // And I never carry cash.\" -- Engines of Aggression";
   q2Quotes[133] = "\"Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.\" -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[134] = "\"That doesn't smell like an ocean breeze, it smells like a urinal disinfectant.\" -- Jen's mom, about a candle";
   q2Quotes[135] = "\"It's just not stimulating the right part of my brain.\" -- uttered by a close friend when asked about his job.";
   q2Quotes[136] = "\"One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to bring them all and in the darkness rewrite the hell out of them.\" -- DEC, sendmail.cf";
   q2Quotes[137] = "Your fortune stateth: If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.";
   q2Quotes[138] = "\"The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.\" -- Max Eastman";
   q2Quotes[139] = "The road to Hades is easy to travel. -- Bion";
   q2Quotes[140] = "You know, if you weren't one of my best friends, I wouldn't like you very much. -- Alana, after Allyson joking insulted her";
   q2Quotes[141] = "I hate it when strange gourds try to undress you.\" -- Scott N., at a Halloween party when a pumpkin was hitting on him.";
   q2Quotes[142] = "\"Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival.\" -- W. Edwards Deming";
   q2Quotes[143] = "-- Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.";
   q2Quotes[144] = "\"Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.\" -- Mike Adams";
   q2Quotes[145] = "It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.";
   q2Quotes[146] = "\"However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner...sulking and nausea.\" -- Tom K. Ryan";
   q2Quotes[147] = "A metaphor is like a simile.";
   q2Quotes[148] = "\"Molecules are lazy, just like organic chemists.\" -- Dr. French";
   q2Quotes[149] = "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[150] = "In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. -- Benjamin Franklin";
   q2Quotes[151] = "\"The test of tolerance comes when we are in a majority; the test of courage comes when we are in a minority.\" -- Ralph W. Stockman";
   q2Quotes[152] = "Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.";
   q2Quotes[153] = "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[154] = "Leigh Ann spotted Tommy and a friend at class registration at the local college.... Leigh Ann: \"What class did you guys just sign up for?\" Tommy: \"English 1302\" Leigh Ann: \"Ewwwwwww! You have to read books and stuff!\"";
   q2Quotes[155] = "He who laughs last didn't get the joke.";
   q2Quotes[156] = "Jimmy: \"What if the sky was pink?\" Adam: \"You would wonder what it was like if it was blue. This is it.\"";
   q2Quotes[157] = "You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec";
   q2Quotes[158] = "\"One grows tired of jelly babies, Castellan. One grows tired of almost everything, Castellan, except power.\" -- The Doctor";
   q2Quotes[159] = "At Thanksgiving Dinner: Max (Grandpa): Get ready kiddies! We're taking shots at Christmas. Shari (Mom), as she stabs him with a fork: No way my 16 year old is drinking with you!";
   q2Quotes[160] = "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[161] = "This turtleneck is really tight. -- Heather Carlson";
   q2Quotes[162] = "\"When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.\" -- Eric Hoffer";
   q2Quotes[163] = "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon";
   q2Quotes[164] = "\"A word to the wise is unnecessary.\" -- La Rouchefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[165] = "You can't beat me! I'm medicated! -- Me, after takling my alergy medicine";
   q2Quotes[166] = "A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[167] = "\"A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.\" -- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette";
   q2Quotes[168] = "Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?";
   q2Quotes[169] = "An idle mind is worth two in the bush.";
   q2Quotes[170] = "\"He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not, is a slave.\" -- William Drummond";
   q2Quotes[171] = "\"Shut up, forks!\" -- Jennie \"Olga\"";
   q2Quotes[172] = "\"Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons.\" -- R.K.";
   q2Quotes[173] = "\"I'm stuck.... Reagan help me! I'm locked in!!!\" -- my coach after realizing she had locked herself into the stall in a restuarant";
   q2Quotes[174] = "\"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.\" -- Joseph Conrad";
   q2Quotes[175] = "\"The intro and commercial break thingies on this show are weird\" -- Ellie, while watching MTV's Top 10 Breakdown.";
   q2Quotes[176] = "\"I've never felt so blonde in my entire life.\" -- Jennifer, visiting a worship service at Temple Adath Israel.";
   q2Quotes[177] = "\"I'm gonna beat your butt into the ground so hard you'll feel it!\" -- Ellie's brother trying to be tough";
   q2Quotes[178] = "\"We don't know why he was naked. Guess he took his clothes off.\" -- A Cave Creek, AZ policeman explaining a nude man caught in someone else's chimney.";
   q2Quotes[179] = "Jen: \"I smell like garlic.\" Bri: \"Maybe you're possessed by an evil spirit.\" Jen: \"If all it does is smell like garlic, that's fine by me.\"";
   q2Quotes[180] = "It should be illegal to play music containing sirens on the radio. -- Matthew, after pulling to the side of the road to make way for a nonexistant ambulance.";
   q2Quotes[181] = "Your fortune stateth: You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.";
   q2Quotes[182] = "Double!";
   q2Quotes[183] = "\"Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.\" -- H.L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[184] = "I need to grow another foot. (long pause) Taller! I meant taller! -- Me, Kristy, while trying to get something out of my reach at work.";
   q2Quotes[185] = "I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age. -- Henry Kissinger";
   q2Quotes[186] = "\"Sizzy needs a dose of medicine, a bug in her eye, a stop and go light on her cheek, And she can't play with Angela, Angela, Angela!\" -- Ellie's brother, age 4, singing to Ellie, age 7, when she was sick.";
   q2Quotes[187] = "It has come to my attention that it is difficult to leave a desktop computer on an airport terminal bus without really trying. -- Greg";
   q2Quotes[188] = "Remember the... the... uhh.....";
   q2Quotes[189] = "There is no proverb that is not true. -- Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[190] = "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost";
   q2Quotes[191] = "We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[192] = "Paul: Hey Benji! Wake up! Benji: I'm naked. Paul: Okay. Want some hamburgers?";
   q2Quotes[193] = "Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[194] = "\"Every religion goes through a period of zealous expansion 700 years after its founding. Linux just speeds things up on Internet Time Squared.\" -- cdr";
   q2Quotes[195] = "\"Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.\" -- Karl Kraus";
   q2Quotes[196] = "Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm";
   q2Quotes[197] = "\"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[198] = "They should do a naked library run here. It'd be warmer than the quad run, and people could sit in the carrels and watch people run by. Or they could have a day when you have to be naked to go in the library -- I bet it'd be really crowded. -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[199] = "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe";
   q2Quotes[200] = "When in doubt, follow your heart.";
   q2Quotes[201] = "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, \"I don't know.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[202] = "\"I don't see how people can eat shrimp cocktail! People who like it cold have never had it hot before!\" -- My brother, on shrimp";
   q2Quotes[203] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be married within a year.";
   q2Quotes[204] = "\"These are days you'll remember.\" If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony, remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs. -- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Wheaton College Graduation, 1995";
   q2Quotes[205] = "A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres";
   q2Quotes[206] = "Jon, what setting do I nead to put the gas ring on to boil water? -- Naomi, age 18";
   q2Quotes[207] = "\"It's a case of the blind leading the stupid.\" -- Brad Bigelow";
   q2Quotes[208] = "I'm changing mathematics. From now on when you see 28, you have to write 27. If anyone asks you why you're doing that, just tell them your Math 12 teacher said so. -- Nitu Kitchloo (Deborah's Math 12 teacher)";
   q2Quotes[209] = "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[210] = "Oh babycakes! The way he moves his como se llama, I could watch him all day long. Woo-hoo! -- Mrs. Heep, U.S. History teacher, trying to get the class enthused about Chuck Norris.";
   q2Quotes[211] = "Elizabeth: Can I have fifty cents? Tony: You need some shrimp? (Elizabeth wanted a drink while Tony fished.)";
   q2Quotes[212] = "Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all across the country know about it. -- Mark Leeper";
   q2Quotes[213] = "For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers. -- Titus Lucretius Carus";
   q2Quotes[214] = "Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet";
   q2Quotes[215] = "I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[216] = "Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.";
   q2Quotes[217] = "\"Julie, why do we have to be relatives?\" -- As Julie rests her head on a male cousin's shoulder.";
   q2Quotes[218] = "I am about to hatch more sea monkeys. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[219] = "\"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.\" -- William Feather";
   q2Quotes[220] = "Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins";
   q2Quotes[221] = "\"The steady state of disks is full.\" -- Ken Thompson";
   q2Quotes[222] = "\"I did five years of the same major from beginning to start.\" -- Shannon Hartzler";
   q2Quotes[223] = "\"The rain has such a friendly sound to one who's six feet underground.\" -- Edna St. Vincent Millay";
   q2Quotes[224] = "\"I'll whack you with the trout! I swear to god!\" -- Tyro";
   q2Quotes[225] = "I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins";
   q2Quotes[226] = "OMEN, n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[227] = "Dyslexics have more fnu.";
   q2Quotes[228] = "The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams";
   q2Quotes[229] = "Your fortune stateth: You are going to have a new love affair.";
   q2Quotes[230] = "\"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[231] = "But I don't have an \"any key\" on my computer!";
   q2Quotes[232] = "\"Oh my god, I have a talent!\" -- Katherine Payerle, on the subject of the xylophone guy on Franklin Street.";
   q2Quotes[233] = "ERUDITION, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[234] = "\"As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest blabbers.\" -- Plato";
   q2Quotes[235] = "Kate: \"So how's that Navada guy doin?\" Shay: \"You mean Navaid?\" Kate: \"Navaid, Navada, Navajo...same difference\"";
   q2Quotes[236] = "The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.";
   q2Quotes[237] = "\"That stuff could gag a maggot, but I'd still eat it if it had chocolate sauce on it.\" -- This other crazy bum";
   q2Quotes[238] = "Your fortune stateth: You are magnetic in your bearing.";
   q2Quotes[239] = "\"Everything is still the same. It's just a little different now.\" -- Michelle, during a visit to our old high school";
   q2Quotes[240] = "If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?";
   q2Quotes[241] = "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.";
   q2Quotes[242] = "\"Unless there's blood, gore, or snot, you people don't seem to able to pay attention\" -- Overheard outside an English class in progress";
   q2Quotes[243] = "\"You are sitting on the breath of a long and crazy sentence.\" -- J Ryan Stradal";
   q2Quotes[244] = "Nothing endures but change. -- Heraclitus";
   q2Quotes[245] = "A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.";
   q2Quotes[246] = "A good scapegoat is hard to find.";
   q2Quotes[247] = "The two that it said it couldn't, it did, and the one it didn't claim it couldn't, it didn't. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[248] = "Gordon: Yeah... well they can just kick my butt! [receives blank stares, and the laughter] Gordon: kiss! kiss! i meant they can just kiss my butt!";
   q2Quotes[249] = "\"Where are you taking us?\" \"We're going to HELL!\" \"Do they have food there?\" \"Burnt food.\" \"Cajun food.\"";
   q2Quotes[250] = "He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht";
   q2Quotes[251] = "\"We shape our buildings, and forever afterwards our buildings shape us.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[252] = "The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron";
   q2Quotes[253] = "\"New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.\" -- Russell Baker";
   q2Quotes[254] = "Your fortune stateth: You will get what you deserve.";
   q2Quotes[255] = "I hate quotations. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[256] = "13-hour roadtrip, 5 am: Me: Uhhh... you're in the middle of the road. David: (matter-of-factly) I know. 2 hours later: Me: You're driving off the road. David: (matter-of-factly again) I know that. (Maybe you just had to be there. Or be very tired.)";
   q2Quotes[257] = "Becky: Why are you taking his groin? Emily: It's plastic!";
   q2Quotes[258] = "Romeo and Juliet ... and MaryBeth -- Angela, listing all the Shakespeare characters that she knows.";
   q2Quotes[259] = "Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise";
   q2Quotes[260] = "The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards. -- Anatole France";
   q2Quotes[261] = "\"I'm huge! I eat sheep whole!\" -- Jayson putting words into the mouth of the goat from Disney's \"The Hunchback of Notre Dame\", now often used to refer to anything or anyone moderately large.";
   q2Quotes[262] = "Middle age is that period of time between the last time you're carded for alcohol and the first time you're carded for your seniors discount. -- Phil Wallace, upon using his AARP card for the first time.";
   q2Quotes[263] = "We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier";
   q2Quotes[264] = "\"I'd like to announce that we're having an unannounced quiz tommorrow.\" -- Dr. French";
   q2Quotes[265] = "Sarah to Liz, after referring to Liz's father's truck: Sarah: \"Is that a stick?\" Liz: \"Where?\"";
   q2Quotes[266] = "\"Legend -- a lie that has attained the dignity of age.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[267] = "Oh, sorry, Mrs. S. I was just calling to listen to your answering machine. -- Myself, after my friend Laura S. told me that their answering machine message was really cute and didn't think anyone was home.";
   q2Quotes[268] = "This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[269] = "\"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move.\" -- D. Adams";
   q2Quotes[270] = "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado";
   q2Quotes[271] = "If love is blind, then I'm Helen Keller. -- Kris";
   q2Quotes[272] = "\"FLOOR IT! KILL FASTER!\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben yelling at a speeder who cut us off.";
   q2Quotes[273] = "\"Correct English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays. And the strongest slang of all is the slang of poets.\" -- George Eliot";
   q2Quotes[274] = "\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\" -- Bill Hoest";
   q2Quotes[275] = "I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.";
   q2Quotes[276] = "\"Praying that you'll win a game works because God hates the other athletes.\" -- my brother";
   q2Quotes[277] = "Your fortune stateth: You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.";
   q2Quotes[278] = "Friend: \"Do you play tennis on vacation?\" Me: \"No.\" Friend: \"That's kinda weird, because most people go on vacation only to play tennis.\"";
   q2Quotes[279] = "Alex: Okay, man, well I'll see you later... Chris: Okay, but my name's not Manuel.";
   q2Quotes[280] = "Don't get mad, get even. -- Joseph P. Kennedy";
   q2Quotes[281] = "\"Why am I looking up 'Hampshire'? I should be looking for 'New'....\" -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[282] = "Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[283] = "\"Everybody experiences far more than he understands. Yet it is experience, rather than understanding, that influences behavior.\" -- Marshall McLuhan";
   q2Quotes[284] = "\"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.\" -- Gordon R. Dickson";
   q2Quotes[285] = "Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman";
   q2Quotes[286] = "\"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong.\" -- David Fasold";
   q2Quotes[287] = "I'll tell you what's bizarre... that guy's eyebrows are bizarre. -- Neil's Mom, while watching an OMC video.";
   q2Quotes[288] = "\"That music sounds like two skeletons having sex, and one of them is wearing a bunch of keys\" -- Zak listening to T-Power's live set";
   q2Quotes[289] = "No, I'm relegating *humanity* to the \"shallow bitch\" category. -- Jeremy Garber";
   q2Quotes[290] = "Your fortune stateth: Think twice before speaking, but don't say \"think think click click\".";
   q2Quotes[291] = "\"Beware... the clowns....\" -- Michelle Zalas, after 2 glasses of punch.";
   q2Quotes[292] = "\"Have you lived here all your life?\" \"Oh, twice that long.\"";
   q2Quotes[293] = "Matt's hand is neither spiral-bound nor purple. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[294] = "Laura: It's so nice you trust me with the mouse! Alana: Um, actually, do you want to trade places? (on Alana's computer after Laura clicks someplace random...) <Laura shakes no> Alana: Well, then I get the keyboard!";
   q2Quotes[295] = "\"My brand-new Scooby-doo boxer-shorts are more and more comfortable by the minute!\" -- Curt the wonder Field Service Engineer.";
   q2Quotes[296] = "Darryl, playing a game and trying to describe the wrong word: Darryl: We were just doing this in front of the Christmas Tree! Shannon: Photography! Dad: That's great, but the word was \"Pornography\".";
   q2Quotes[297] = "My Dad wouldn't buy me a car so I got baptised. -- Overheard on an elevator.";
   q2Quotes[298] = "Your fortune stateth: You are confused; but this is your normal state.";
   q2Quotes[299] = "\"All that is human must retrograde if it do not advance.\" -- Edward Gibbon";
   q2Quotes[300] = "Bushydo -- the way of the shrub. Bonsai!";
   q2Quotes[301] = "\"Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[302] = "Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.";
   q2Quotes[303] = "Hey! The McDonald's just turned off! -- Alyssa";
   q2Quotes[304] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.";
   q2Quotes[305] = "\"Only three rules to business. One, buy low, sell high. Two, don't spend more than the difference. Three, always pay taxes, 'cause the government carries guns.\" -- Royal Litton";
   q2Quotes[306] = "Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. -- Karl Wallenda";
   q2Quotes[307] = "A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?";
   q2Quotes[308] = "Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.";
   q2Quotes[309] = "Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.";
   q2Quotes[310] = "\"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions.\"";
   q2Quotes[311] = "\"Language shapes the way we think, and determines what we can think about.\" -- Benjamin Whorf";
   q2Quotes[312] = "Your fortune stateth: \"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.\" -- Marvin, \"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\"";
   q2Quotes[313] = "Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said \"Nee!\", Monty Python, British comedy television show";
   q2Quotes[314] = "I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred. -- Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues";
   q2Quotes[315] = "Charlotte: What did you see on my webpage? Me: Purple writing. Charlotte: It's blue. Me: Purple, blue, same color!";
   q2Quotes[316] = "Your fortune stateth: Your business will assume vast proportions.";
   q2Quotes[317] = "\"OK, now that you're all logged on to the computers, I want you to log out and then use the programs.\" -- Wally DeBord (a.k.a. DeReallyBored), the worst Internet teacher you ever can have.";
   q2Quotes[318] = "\"We sleep when we stop thinking or caring if we live or die.\" -- Ethan Pfenning";
   q2Quotes[319] = "Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.";
   q2Quotes[320] = "If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?";
   q2Quotes[321] = "\"What time is it?\"  \"I don't know, it keeps changing.\"";
   q2Quotes[322] = "We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[323] = "\"What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.\" -- Bob Goldthwait";
   q2Quotes[324] = "Your fortune stateth: If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.";
   q2Quotes[325] = "Your fortune stateth: Time to be aggressive.  Go after a tattooed Virgo.";
   q2Quotes[326] = "\"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.\" -- George Washington";
   q2Quotes[327] = "Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. -- Josh Billings";
   q2Quotes[328] = "I want a Magic 9-ball. -- Matthew";
   q2Quotes[329] = "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[330] = "\"The universe is actively evil and passively good.\" -- Z. James Wang";
   q2Quotes[331] = "\"Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.\" -- Edward Abbey";
   q2Quotes[332] = "KNEE-JERK IRONY: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation. -- Douglas Coupland";
   q2Quotes[333] = "\"Ummmm.... you mean we need money?\" -- Michael, heard talking to bouncer while trying to get into a Poster Children concert.";
   q2Quotes[334] = "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[335] = "Most burning issues generate far more heat than light.";
   q2Quotes[336] = "\"The book that I want is not here. This is not where the book is that I want.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[337] = "\"I've had people lick MY eyeball... by accident.\" -- Mel";
   q2Quotes[338] = "CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[339] = "\"A lady is always grateful for a sincere compliment, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[340] = "\"No, really, who is Sean Connery? Does he go to our school?\" -- Tammy, after having too much Surge.";
   q2Quotes[341] = "Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?";
   q2Quotes[342] = "I like spinach, but I wouldn't just sit down and eat it if I were by myself. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[343] = "A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[344] = "If you want something done right, shut up and get me a cappuccino. -- Bryan";
   q2Quotes[345] = "\"Every law is an infraction of liberty.\" -- Jeremy Bentham";
   q2Quotes[346] = "\"Ron and Nancy got the house, but Sid and Nancy rule.\" -- Dar Williams";
   q2Quotes[347] = "When life hands you lemons, pucker up! -- Kelli Girl";
   q2Quotes[348] = "Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[349] = "\"Que sera, seratonin! (Meep.)\" -- Mercy";
   q2Quotes[350] = "The only reason people get into accidents while driving drunk is because they don't practice it enough. -- Tina K.";
   q2Quotes[351] = "\"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.\" -- Quentin Crisp";
   q2Quotes[352] = "\"Total chaos; that's what I like! Out of chaos comes reason. Out of reason, science.\" -- _God Told Me To_";
   q2Quotes[353] = "Only positive consequences encourage good future performances. -- Kenneth H. Blanchard";
   q2Quotes[354] = "Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? -- Lily Tomlin";
   q2Quotes[355] = "If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.";
   q2Quotes[356] = "\"Is there life before death?\" -- Belfast Graffito";
   q2Quotes[357] = "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[358] = "I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[359] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.";
   q2Quotes[360] = "\"Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts.\" -- Leo Calvin Rosten";
   q2Quotes[361] = "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. -- Typewriting exercise";
   q2Quotes[362] = "A sinking ship gathers no moss. -- Donald Kaul";
   q2Quotes[363] = "People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan";
   q2Quotes[364] = "\"Please, don't remember me like this. I'll give you $10 to forget tonight. I don't have the money now, but as soon as I get my paycheck I'll give you the money.\" -- Allison, who rarely drinks, the first time I saw her drunk.";
   q2Quotes[365] = "The last thing I want is for giant-booger-boy here to ruin my night. -- Amber";
   q2Quotes[366] = "\"Well, you should have told me they were there. I wasn't looking\" -- Sam, after running into a stack of tables with a tractor.";
   q2Quotes[367] = "The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[368] = "If it's not one thing, it's a BUNCH of things.";
   q2Quotes[369] = "\"My favorite occupation is the pursuit of anonymity.\" -- Karen Cahan of Elkins Park, PA";
   q2Quotes[370] = "Use a pun, go to jail.";
   q2Quotes[371] = "The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684";
   q2Quotes[372] = "Tony: \"All those pictures of food made me hungry.\" Andy: \"Yeah, I could go for some pictures of food myself....\" Tony: (Blank stare.) Andy: \"What?\"";
   q2Quotes[373] = "Jen: \"That's so cool if that's a bat.\" Julie: \"Let's go look!\" Jen: \"You go look at the bat. I'm going to have a drink.\" -- hiking at Little Si (It turned out to be bat-shaped moss.)";
   q2Quotes[374] = "The course of true anything never does run smooth. -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[375] = "\"The last time I took attendance and everyone was here, I had a heart attack and keeled over.\" -- Mr. Gmitter";
   q2Quotes[376] = "I may have touched it, but I never ate it. -- Mattboy";
   q2Quotes[377] = "\"Yes, I'll go to formal with you.\" --Cherie Penner, before being asked.";
   q2Quotes[378] = "She's going away and we'll never ever see her again until tomorrow. -- Bekah";
   q2Quotes[379] = "Chip: Give us a score for the Pitt-WVU game. McDonald's drive-Thru woman: I don't know. 10 to 20. Chip: That sounds good. Coincidentally, that's what my mom's doin' upstate right now.";
   q2Quotes[380] = "Words have a longer life than deeds. -- Pindar";
   q2Quotes[381] = "\"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving words in evidence of the fact.\" -- George Elliot";
   q2Quotes[382] = "\"Hey Brennan! It's me, Whitney. Remember, the one banging on you for the past 9 months? It's me!!!!\" -- Whit, age 2, to his newborn baby brother.";
   q2Quotes[383] = "The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it. -- Glaser and Way";
   q2Quotes[384] = "Your fortune stateth: Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending.";
   q2Quotes[385] = "This doesn't smell like dirt! It smells like my Grover book! -- Jake, after inhaling one of Crayola's new scented crayons.";
   q2Quotes[386] = "All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas. -- Kingfish";
   q2Quotes[387] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be dead within a year.";
   q2Quotes[388] = "Nothing lasts forever. Where do I find nothing?";
   q2Quotes[389] = "Me: Hey guys, don't forget to take the toothpicks out! Classmate: (munch munch) Toothpicks? What toothpicks?!?";
   q2Quotes[390] = "Attract and repel... Attract and repel like tricky dogs. -- John F. Fisher";
   q2Quotes[391] = "\"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.\" -- Jack Handy";
   q2Quotes[392] = "May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full mooon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.";
   q2Quotes[393] = "\"Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[394] = "Sue (from England) \"I've been looking for you all my life!\" Robert (from Tazmania) \"Why didn't you just give me a ring?\"";
   q2Quotes[395] = "If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)";
   q2Quotes[396] = "Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.";
   q2Quotes[397] = "\"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.\" -- Ellen Parr";
   q2Quotes[398] = "You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.";
   q2Quotes[399] = "Jenn: \"Isn't this a cool key?\" Mark: \"Ummm, yeah, I guess....\" Jenn: \"I mean, you could put out someone's eye with this key.\"";
   q2Quotes[400] = "MARIA! STOP SHOUTING AT ME! AND TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE SOPHISTICATED IN PUBLIC! -- my father, unsophisticatedly, in public.";
   q2Quotes[401] = "It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy";
   q2Quotes[402] = "Your fortune stateth: Chicken Little was right.";
   q2Quotes[403] = "-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.";
   q2Quotes[404] = "\"Never lose your sense of the superficial.\" -- Lord Northcliffe";
   q2Quotes[405] = "Your fortune stateth: Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.";
   q2Quotes[406] = "\"Why mix!?\" -- Andres, after a long night of mixing increasingly less lemonade with his Everclear.";
   q2Quotes[407] = "General notions are generally wrong. -- Lady M.W. Montagu";
   q2Quotes[408] = "\"Oh, they said 'Russians'! I thought they said 'martians'!\" -- Jen, after hearing on the news about Russians who stole some cattle.";
   q2Quotes[409] = "\"Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.\" -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[410] = "Hard reality has a way of cramping your style. -- Daniel Dennett";
   q2Quotes[411] = "\"Yeah! I scored a pickle!!!\" -- Julie J. when Jen let her have the pickle garnish.";
   q2Quotes[412] = "\"Why is this book called, 'Arthur Miller The Crucible'?\" -- Bree Sidebottom";
   q2Quotes[413] = "\"Remember, folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.\" -- Jim Samuels";
   q2Quotes[414] = "Physics turns me on! No, correcting physics tests does not turn me on. -- Mr. Bechir Garraoui, high school physics teacher";
   q2Quotes[415] = "\"The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[416] = "I'm stupid; that's my role here. -- Jeff";
   q2Quotes[417] = "Don't talk to anymore reverends. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[418] = "This site could use a little more black and blue color. I think I'm going to punch my monitor. -- Curt's thoughts about this Damn Good (albeit black and blue) site.";
   q2Quotes[419] = "He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. -- J. Heller";
   q2Quotes[420] = "To err is human, to forgive unusual.";
   q2Quotes[421] = "You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -- Edward Flaherty";
   q2Quotes[422] = "\"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making new discoveries.\" -- A. A. Milne";
   q2Quotes[423] = "A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.";
   q2Quotes[424] = "\"Our Universe Use License expired. Go home.\" -- overheard at work";
   q2Quotes[425] = "\"She's a very dominant woman; she walks on the ground I worship.\" -- Dennis Miller";
   q2Quotes[426] = "God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak. -- Arab proverb";
   q2Quotes[427] = "The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[428] = "\"I'm the center of the universe! Know why? Because I went out the window!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[429] = "America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau";
   q2Quotes[430] = "Absence makes the heart grow fonder. -- Sextus Aurelius";
   q2Quotes[431] = "\"The advantage of emotions is that they lead us astray.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[432] = "Girlfriend of a friend: So what are you afraid of? Friend: What, you mean besides Kryptonite?!?!";
   q2Quotes[433] = "\"I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[434] = "\"I know that poetry is indispensable, but to what I could not say.\" -- Jean Cocteau";
   q2Quotes[435] = "\"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.\" -- David Russell";
   q2Quotes[436] = "Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[437] = "\"I'm debating whether ketchup would make this coffee taste better.\" -- Jen, upon being caught staring at a ketchup packet in one hand and her coffee cup in the other.";
   q2Quotes[438] = "\"I don't want to have lungs! That's cool!\" -- Julie J's reply to Jen N's comment that ants don't have lungs.";
   q2Quotes[439] = "\"No matter how hard you try, there is always going to be someone more underground than you.\" -- Robert Fulford";
   q2Quotes[440] = "History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history. -- Clarence Darrow";
   q2Quotes[441] = "\"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.\" -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy";
   q2Quotes[442] = "Your fortune stateth: You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.";
   q2Quotes[443] = "It is better to be bow-legged than no-legged.";
   q2Quotes[444] = "I'm killing time, wasting space, and going through a phase.";
   q2Quotes[445] = "\"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people to live as one wishes to live.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[446] = "It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. -- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)";
   q2Quotes[447] = "Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm.";
   q2Quotes[448] = "\"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.\" -- Dale Carnegie";
   q2Quotes[449] = "Laugh when you can; cry when you must.";
   q2Quotes[450] = "\"Lordy, Lordy look who's twenty-three.\" -- Andy trying to be clever at a friend's birthday party.";
   q2Quotes[451] = "Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[452] = "I want to be the child of your father. -- Matt";
   q2Quotes[453] = "The man who runs may fight again. -- Menander";
   q2Quotes[454] = "\"I get it every year. It's called Congenital Seasonal Fahrvegnugen.\" -- Jen, describing her deep-seated need for a convertible, circa spring of 1995.";
   q2Quotes[455] = "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[456] = "We could have bagels and whipped cream for breakfast! -- my Aunt Judy, trying to figure out what to do with the leftover whipped cream from Thanksgiving dinner.";
   q2Quotes[457] = "Country is a way of life, not a style of dress -- Chrissy";
   q2Quotes[458] = "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. -- Wittgenstein";
   q2Quotes[459] = "\"The 80's was a bad time for everyone's hair.\" -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[460] = "'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4";
   q2Quotes[461] = "Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!";
   q2Quotes[462] = "\"Maybe if I drink some more, the score will change.\" -- Jason Holliman, at Molly's during the 4th Quarter of the 3rd Game in the playoffs of the Bulls-Bullets series (at the time the score was 81-90 in favor of the Bullets)";
   q2Quotes[463] = "\"Most people want security in this world, not liberty.\" -- H.L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[464] = "Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.";
   q2Quotes[465] = "\"Human folly does not impede the turning of the stars.\" -- Tom Robbins, _Skinny Legs and All_";
   q2Quotes[466] = "Dr. Livingston? Dr. Livingston I. Presume?";
   q2Quotes[467] = "Mobius strippers never show you their back side.";
   q2Quotes[468] = "Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[469] = "\"Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.\" -- Heinrich Heine";
   q2Quotes[470] = "Me: Hey kiddo, would you like pizza for dinner? Cassie (age 3): Yes! Yay! I'm gonna eat feces!!!";
   q2Quotes[471] = "\"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly.\" -- Steve Lidie (lusol@lehigh.edu)";
   q2Quotes[472] = "It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man";
   q2Quotes[473] = "\"Watch out for the rain showers, 10th grade!\" -- Bryce (the seniors were spitting on us.)";
   q2Quotes[474] = "Moderation in all things. -- Publius Terentius Afer [Terence]";
   q2Quotes[475] = "\"Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[476] = "Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[477] = "Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grace. a soul generated by love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[478] = "\"Daniel's your boyfriend!\" \"Well he's your best friend!\" -- argument between me and my friend Lissa over who had to go find Daniel after discovering his clothes on my dinner table.";
   q2Quotes[479] = "\"You can't crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.\" -- Ursula K. LeGuin";
   q2Quotes[480] = "For the most part, when you're alone, Spaniels tend to be the best people on Earth. OK, maybe only in Oregon, where they don't mind the rain. -- byl.";
   q2Quotes[481] = "\"Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent.\" -- Pierre Trudeau";
   q2Quotes[482] = "Are you wearing my pants? -- Emily, to a strange guy walking down the street.";
   q2Quotes[483] = "Dyslexia means never having to say that you're ysror.";
   q2Quotes[484] = "\"Yeah, well, if I let you get too cocky, you might grow your spine back.\" -- Lastene to her boyfriend.";
   q2Quotes[485] = "Your fortune stateth: Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.";
   q2Quotes[486] = "Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. -- Paul Gauguin";
   q2Quotes[487] = "The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954";
   q2Quotes[488] = "Small change can often be found under seat cushions. -- One of Lazarus Long's most penetrating insights";
   q2Quotes[489] = "\"Have you ever considered putting an impulse drive on your butt? Then you could get to class in two seconds.\" -- S. D. Gage";
   q2Quotes[490] = "If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford";
   q2Quotes[491] = "Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world... -- Wally Shawn";
   q2Quotes[492] = "\"When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him.\" -- Jonathan Swift";
   q2Quotes[493] = "Your fortune stateth: This life is yours.  Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.";
   q2Quotes[494] = "\"Sexually active people have a higher chance of becoming pregnant.\" -- Mr. Koesters, Religion Teacher";
   q2Quotes[495] = "Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do. -- Jean-Paul Sartre";
   q2Quotes[496] = "\"Marshmellow Peeps? Bad for you... bad for the earth... bad bad bad.\" -- Moby, to Paul, in critique of the latter's eating habits.";
   q2Quotes[497] = "Your fortune stateth: You have no real enemies.";
   q2Quotes[498] = "We never know the worth of water 'til the well is dry. -- English Proverb";
   q2Quotes[499] = "\"Don't lick the fuse!\" -- Megan \"Don't question my dupe.\" -- Katie";
   q2Quotes[500] = "Your fortune stateth: You work very hard.  Don't try to think as well.";
   q2Quotes[501] = "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[502] = "\"We have reached our cruising altitude of three feet, and I expect a smooth flight all the way into New Orleans.\" -- Greyhound Bus driver";
   q2Quotes[503] = "Sammie- And Herod was, like, the main king, the \"player\"Rusty-and Jesus was a playa-hata(excerpt from the Eboncis Xmas play)";
   q2Quotes[504] = "\"That God... sure plays a mean pinball!\" -- Dave";
   q2Quotes[505] = "I want something small to eat -- like a cake. -- Genna Stelling.";
   q2Quotes[506] = "\"The experience called 'natural childbirth' is not natural at all. It is freaky and bizarre.\" -- Jay";
   q2Quotes[507] = "\"[The] Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.\" -- Andrew Brown";
   q2Quotes[508] = "Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week: Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.";
   q2Quotes[509] = "\"Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.\" -- Oscar Levant";
   q2Quotes[510] = "\"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[511] = "Your fortune stateth: Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.";
   q2Quotes[512] = "The only way to go from the bottom is up, right? [pause] Well, I suppose it's possible to lay there for a while face down in a puddle of your own vomit. *sigh* Oh, never mind. -- Kate, trying her best to cheer up a friend.";
   q2Quotes[513] = "The world wants to be deceived. -- Sebastian Brant";
   q2Quotes[514] = "What's so funny?";
   q2Quotes[515] = "\"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.\" -- M. C. Escher";
   q2Quotes[516] = "Your fortune stateth: Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.";
   q2Quotes[517] = "I will make you shorter by the head. -- Elizabeth I";
   q2Quotes[518] = "I'll bet everyone in America could trace all of their problems to a conspiracy somewhere. -- Allyson P.";
   q2Quotes[519] = "Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. -- The Adventurer";
   q2Quotes[520] = "SCRIBBLER, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[521] = "\"Oh no! I'm missing the two tenors!\" -- My mother, who didn't know what we were laughing at.";
   q2Quotes[522] = "Boredom delenda est!";
   q2Quotes[523] = "\"Some people think that finding a penny is a sign of good luck. Others view it as being one cent closer to World Domination! -- Joe Ely Carrales, III";
   q2Quotes[524] = "\"France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.\" -- Thomas Carlyle";
   q2Quotes[525] = "\"A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.\" -- Herbert Prochnow";
   q2Quotes[526] = "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. -- Don Stanford";
   q2Quotes[527] = "Who are you?";
   q2Quotes[528] = "You don't want to be humpin' the hostess. -- Professor, on why knights didn't have sex with married ladies.";
   q2Quotes[529] = "Fish aren't pets, they're part of the recommended daily allowance. -- Jennifer";
   q2Quotes[530] = "\"The LocalNet: We're equipped for the collapse of society. How about you?\" -- Matt (proposing a new slogan for TLN)";
   q2Quotes[531] = "Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle";
   q2Quotes[532] = "A little idolatry is relaxing, every once in a while. -- Tim Dueck";
   q2Quotes[533] = "\"Bring the little ones unto me, and I will get a good price for them.\" -- Dr. Fegg's Encyclopeadia of _All_ World Knowledge";
   q2Quotes[534] = "\"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.\" -- unknown";
   q2Quotes[535] = "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell";
   q2Quotes[536] = "Your fortune stateth: You too can wear a nose mitten.";
   q2Quotes[537] = "Erica: \"What's wrong with you?\" Dana: \"I have an extra letter in my alphabet.\"";
   q2Quotes[538] = "(Our physics class has just finished watching a video in which a stuffed monkey gets hit by a projectile.) Mike P.: Can we watch that again, Father? Father M.: No, we can only kill him once a year.";
   q2Quotes[539] = "\" ... and I am THE world expert on programming languages\" -- actual quote from a resume sent to my employer.";
   q2Quotes[540] = "Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons";
   q2Quotes[541] = "\"It's like candy!\" -- Julie, referring to toasted bread with garlic and ricotta cheese on it.";
   q2Quotes[542] = "Anything is possible on paper. -- Ron McAfee";
   q2Quotes[543] = "\"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[544] = "\"If I were a midget, I bet I'd be the tallest one!\" -- Jill";
   q2Quotes[545] = "Customer: I've been in business for 10 years and I know machines don't just break. Me: Well, I guess I'm in the wrong business then. -- when working in an electronics repair shop.";
   q2Quotes[546] = "If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing slow. -- Milton Garrison";
   q2Quotes[547] = "\"Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.\" -- George Iles";
   q2Quotes[548] = "\"That's some pair of shoulder gerbils.\" -- Paul B., about Ken's shoulder pads.";
   q2Quotes[549] = "\"The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.\" -- Henrik Ibsen";
   q2Quotes[550] = "Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau";
   q2Quotes[551] = "Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.";
   q2Quotes[552] = "[Pause. Looks around his desk. Picks up a bag of Fritos. Holds it out to Cheryl.] \"Well... wanna chip?\" -- Matt, after being castigated for forgetting Cheryl's birthday";
   q2Quotes[553] = "Your fortune stateth: 1 bulls, 3 cows.";
   q2Quotes[554] = "Your fortune stateth: You are taking yourself far too seriously.";
   q2Quotes[555] = "Any slogan simple enough to fit in a .sig is too simple to do any good.";
   q2Quotes[556] = "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864";
   q2Quotes[557] = "Don't let your status become too quo!";
   q2Quotes[558] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.";
   q2Quotes[559] = "Drunk guy: What's that guy doing with that flashlight? Drunk girl: Maybe he's looking for UFOs. Drunk guy (a moment later): With a flashlight?";
   q2Quotes[560] = "Your fortune stateth: You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.";
   q2Quotes[561] = "Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari";
   q2Quotes[562] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.";
   q2Quotes[563] = "\"Puritanism -- The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[564] = "Carpe the Freakin' Diem. -- Pete Holmes";
   q2Quotes[565] = "If you find a perfect church, don't go. You'll mess it up. -- Rick Walker";
   q2Quotes[566] = "See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.";
   q2Quotes[567] = "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[568] = "There seems no plan because it is all plan. -- C.S. Lewis";
   q2Quotes[569] = "Your fortune stateth: You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.";
   q2Quotes[570] = "\"No thanks, I am trying to give sex up!\" -- Anthony Meek, to a girl he didn't know and had just tapped on the shoulder at the Melbourne Oktoberfest.";
   q2Quotes[571] = "\"I wonder what they'd do if a whole herd of buffalo fell asleep on a road. Or a whole herd of anything for that matter. Except ants. If it were ants, they'd just run right over them. But the point is, buffalo sleep standing up.\" -- Mary";
   q2Quotes[572] = "\"Hell is other people.\" -- Jean-Paul Sartre";
   q2Quotes[573] = "Many hands make light work. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[574] = "\"Get off the cross; we need the wood!\" -- Sock'n'Buskin (drama club) sets crew motto.";
   q2Quotes[575] = "RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[576] = "Eileen: It's amazing how people can all live in one country and speak different languages - don't you think? Isn't it amazing how progress can be made like that? Ben: Hey, look at that flower. It's a flower. It's yellow.";
   q2Quotes[577] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be awarded some great honor.";
   q2Quotes[578] = "Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck. -- Adolfo Guzman";
   q2Quotes[579] = "To err is human; to admit it, a blunder.";
   q2Quotes[580] = "Yeah, I knew it was a person, because silverware doesn't go: \"DOH!\" -- Dustin T. Miller";
   q2Quotes[581] = "Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[582] = "\"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.\" -- William Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[583] = "\"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.\" -- William Dement";
   q2Quotes[584] = "\"I wasn't sure what they were going to do when she put her head between his legs.\" -- Lisa, commenting on a pairs figure skating program in the Olympics.";
   q2Quotes[585] = "\"The problem with X is that it's overadequate.\" -- Dennis Ritchie";
   q2Quotes[586] = "Your fortune stateth: That secret you've been guarding, isn't.";
   q2Quotes[587] = "Fortune and love befriend the bold. -- Ovid";
   q2Quotes[588] = "Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford";
   q2Quotes[589] = "\"If you want to know what's it like in a black hole, you send your grad student. That's what they're for.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus";
   q2Quotes[590] = "\"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.\" -- Woodrow Wilson";
   q2Quotes[591] = "Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher";
   q2Quotes[592] = "Take it easy, we're in a hurry.";
   q2Quotes[593] = "Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[594] = "\"Lorena Bobbit only did what men do to each other all the time. She showed some jerk she meant business.\" -- Selena";
   q2Quotes[595] = "\"Christmas is about love. Valentine's Day is about LUUUUUUUUUUV.\" -- Jeremy Garber";
   q2Quotes[596] = "\"Fire at the enemies on the screen, and keep firing even if you run out of ammo!\" -- Michelle Zalas, explaining DOOM";
   q2Quotes[597] = "Where there is much light there is also much shadow. -- Goethe";
   q2Quotes[598] = "Your fortune stateth: Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.";
   q2Quotes[599] = "\"Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit.\" -- Henry Brooks Adams";
   q2Quotes[600] = "\"How do you light a candle stuck in an anal crevice?\" \"I don't WANT a candle there!\" -- some conversation Ellie found on IRC";
   q2Quotes[601] = "\"No, the pressure's too great! I can't bite your tongue with it sticking out there like that!\" -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[602] = "(Saturday morning, 6:00am. Phone rings.) \"Uncle\" Ben: \"Hello?\" Chris: \"Hey, did I wake you up?\" \"Uncle\" Ben: \"No, I was asleep anyway.\"";
   q2Quotes[603] = "\"If those people throw rocks at my car I'll ... I'll ... Well, I'll just drive away!\" -- Tina";
   q2Quotes[604] = "Always the girl that jumps out of the cake, never the bride. -- Marj Klugerman";
   q2Quotes[605] = "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.";
   q2Quotes[606] = "\"You're bound to be unhappy if you optimize everything.\" -- Donald E. Knuth";
   q2Quotes[607] = "\"Who was that baseball player that died of Lou Gehrig's disease?\" -- my friend Lilly B. on the way to the beach.";
   q2Quotes[608] = "\"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.\" -- Laurence Johnston Peter";
   q2Quotes[609] = "\"General Tso's chicken looks like an open wound.\" -- Margaret the paralegal";
   q2Quotes[610] = "How many points do you get for a 3-pointer? -- Katrina Meyer";
   q2Quotes[611] = "\"I think something's wrong with the washing machine. The clothes just keep going around and around, but no water is coming out.\" -- Michele, after putting all her clothes and detergent in the dryer.";
   q2Quotes[612] = "\"I could talk about getting on my bike and riding it to the moon, but it ain't gonna happen.\" -- Larry, after his trig teacher said we have to talk about imaginary numbers.";
   q2Quotes[613] = "It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. -- Aeschylus";
   q2Quotes[614] = "\"If this job was easy, my dog would come and pick up a paycheck.\" -- Fellow employee, about doing some hard work.";
   q2Quotes[615] = "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -- Laurence J. Peter";
   q2Quotes[616] = "If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield";
   q2Quotes[617] = "\"Ah, the curiosity of youth. On the road to ruin! May it ever be so adventurous!\" -- _Orgy of the Dead_";
   q2Quotes[618] = "If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train. -- Robert Lowell";
   q2Quotes[619] = "A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[620] = "\"I didn't hit my head!\" -- the first thing out of Ken's mouth after falling on stairs and hitting his head";
   q2Quotes[621] = "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst";
   q2Quotes[622] = "I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[623] = "You just gotta do the best you can everyday at 5:30. -- Edgar";
   q2Quotes[624] = "After trying to smuggle herself thru the airport and destroying a lunch in New Orleans: \"Oh, but the bomb was far worse than the burger!\" -- Erica";
   q2Quotes[625] = "\"Where the press is free and every man able to read, all is safe.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[626] = "Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time. -- Pericles";
   q2Quotes[627] = "Fortune finishes the great quotations, #9: A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.";
   q2Quotes[628] = "\"K is for KENGHIS KHAN. _He_ was a very _nice_ person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.\" -- Harlan Ellison";
   q2Quotes[629] = "Jimmy, joking: \"Break two bottles over your head and call me in the morning.\" John: <CRASH> \"Ow.\"";
   q2Quotes[630] = "\"Touch my monkey, feed him Cool Whip.\" -- ghond";
   q2Quotes[631] = "It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.";
   q2Quotes[632] = "It's too friggin' hot to play football. -- John Manansala";
   q2Quotes[633] = "Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius";
   q2Quotes[634] = "\"By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[635] = "\"He looked way too Itallian for his own good. I would look at him and think, 'Hello, my name is Mario, I could eat you.'\" -- Megan";
   q2Quotes[636] = "REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[637] = "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz";
   q2Quotes[638] = "If you wanted something special, you should have told me. -- my husband, when I pointed out that there were no cupboards in the kitchen of the apartment he just rented.";
   q2Quotes[639] = "\"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.\" -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[640] = "A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi";
   q2Quotes[641] = "I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. -- Robert G. Ingersoll";
   q2Quotes[642] = "Your fortune stateth: Your step will soil many countries.";
   q2Quotes[643] = "In God we trust; all else we walk through.";
   q2Quotes[644] = "\"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.\" -- Thomas Henry Huxley";
   q2Quotes[645] = "ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[646] = "Your fortune stateth: You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.";
   q2Quotes[647] = "No no, that's MEAN. -- 15 year old Sharie, upon hearing someone insult someone else.";
   q2Quotes[648] = "Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time. -- A.E. Houseman";
   q2Quotes[649] = "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess";
   q2Quotes[650] = "No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[651] = "Your fortune stateth: Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.";
   q2Quotes[652] = "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck";
   q2Quotes[653] = "When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.";
   q2Quotes[654] = "Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?";
   q2Quotes[655] = "\"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.\" -- Fran Lebowitz";
   q2Quotes[656] = "If someone killed me I would stay alive just to bother them. -- Aviry";
   q2Quotes[657] = "AMNESTY, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[658] = "Batteries not included.";
   q2Quotes[659] = "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[660] = "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson";
   q2Quotes[661] = "\"A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.\" -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[662] = "\"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[663] = "\"Doctor, we did good, didn't we?\" \"Perhaps. Time will tell. Always does.\" -- Ace and The Doctor";
   q2Quotes[664] = "Force it!!! If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway... No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer.";
   q2Quotes[665] = "The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[666] = "Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. -- Lord Chesterfield";
   q2Quotes[667] = "I'm considering stealing a coffee bean from the plant house and chewing on the cotyledons. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[668] = "\"You know what? It's April Fool's day in Djibouti!\" -- Joel, on January 27";
   q2Quotes[669] = "\"It is clear that thought is not free if the profession of certain opinions makes it impossible to earn a living.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[670] = "Your fortune stateth: Your lucky color has faded.";
   q2Quotes[671] = "Mr. Goldenberg (teacher): Well, today's my thirty-first birthday... Danielle (student): Really? What's it like to be old? Mr. Goldenberg: I'll tell you when I get there. What's it like to be stupid?";
   q2Quotes[672] = "Knowledge without common sense is folly.";
   q2Quotes[673] = "\"It's taken me a long time to finally realize that life isn't just some sick television program. And you just know, tomorrow I'll find out it is.\" -- Emily";
   q2Quotes[674] = "\"Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[675] = "We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. -- William Gladstone";
   q2Quotes[676] = "It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. -- Peter De Vries";
   q2Quotes[677] = "Thou hast seen nothing yet. -- Miguel de Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[678] = "\"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge.\"";
   q2Quotes[679] = "Yes, because they're arbitrary, except in the way that they're not arbitrary, for no reason at all. -- Matt, very sincerely.";
   q2Quotes[680] = "The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. -- William James";
   q2Quotes[681] = "Trouble always comes at the wrong time.";
   q2Quotes[682] = "Save the world; kill a sponge! -- Matt";
   q2Quotes[683] = "\"If at first you don't succeed, quickly deny you were even trying.\" -- Daniel \"Fluffy\"";
   q2Quotes[684] = "Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis";
   q2Quotes[685] = "When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?";
   q2Quotes[686] = "Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...";
   q2Quotes[687] = "Your fortune stateth: You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.";
   q2Quotes[688] = "\"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.\" -- Carl Edward Sagan";
   q2Quotes[689] = "How you look depends on where you go.";
   q2Quotes[690] = "\"For what a man would like to to be true, that he more readily believes.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[691] = "Honesty's the best policy. -- Miguel de Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[692] = "A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three days old. He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.";
   q2Quotes[693] = "I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, \"I helped skin Bob.\"";
   q2Quotes[694] = "\"Oh, he's kinda sexy... in a Captain Picard kind of way.\" -- My friend Ginger, talking about our Finance professor.";
   q2Quotes[695] = "\"The porcupine with the sharpest quills gets stuck on a tree more often.\"";
   q2Quotes[696] = "\"The hand of God could come down and guide your hand and you still wouldn't be able to do it. It can NEVER be done by YOU!\" -- Adam, to Jimmy, who was trying to learn to spin a pen";
   q2Quotes[697] = "If people were powered by chlorophyll, and you were stuck in the desert, you'd have to run around screaming just to keep from being overfed. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[698] = "I lost my Oscar virginity to four girls and Dave Moore. -- Matt";
   q2Quotes[699] = "\"In America sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it is a fact.\" -- Marlene Dietrich";
   q2Quotes[700] = "MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[701] = "\"Men have fiendishly conceived a heaven only to find it insipid, and a hell only to find it ridiculous.\" -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[702] = "\"Do you think someday there will be a race of mutant cows that will turn us into ground beef?\" -- Michelle Zalas, while eating burgers.";
   q2Quotes[703] = "Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. -- Libby Gelman-Waxner";
   q2Quotes[704] = "As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[705] = "\"Who is this Jesus Price person everybody is singing about?\" -- Casey Bartow-McKenney at age 3, listening to Christmas carols.";
   q2Quotes[706] = "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot";
   q2Quotes[707] = "\"Predicting the future, as we all know, is risky. Predicting the evolution of new technology is downright hazardous.\" -- Leon Cooper";
   q2Quotes[708] = "I was touching my face today and for a minute I couldnt feel my nose. I felt like Michael Jackson -- Amanda Wild, a Michael Jackson fan";
   q2Quotes[709] = "\"Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.\" -- Philippine presidential candidate Miriam Defensor Santiago";
   q2Quotes[710] = "\"Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.\" -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[711] = "L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare. -- L. Pasteur";
   q2Quotes[712] = "We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses. -- Bonnie Lin";
   q2Quotes[713] = "\"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is it?\"";
   q2Quotes[714] = "You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson";
   q2Quotes[715] = "\"Only take a half a point off. It must have been a brain fart.\" -- Mrs. W's response to a student's stupid mistake on a test.";
   q2Quotes[716] = "\"We've officially named the cat. Her name is 'Bad Kitty! No!', but we call her by her middle name.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[717] = "When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompson";
   q2Quotes[718] = "\"Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[719] = "\"Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solicitude is the enemy of well-being.\" -- John Updike";
   q2Quotes[720] = "It occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately.";
   q2Quotes[721] = "\"Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!\" -- Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[722] = "PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[723] = "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854)";
   q2Quotes[724] = "Kate: \"I'm naming at least one of my children Gurt.\" Angela: \"Gurt!? Why the hell would you want to name it Gurt?\" Kate: \"Well, if I ever need to get it's attention, I will have the thrill of saying 'Yo! Gurt!\"'";
   q2Quotes[725] = "ALONE, adj. In bad company. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[726] = "Maybe if you studied, your commentaries might make some sense. -- Actual comment from the prof on my friend's Art History exam";
   q2Quotes[727] = "\"Wit is educated insolence.\" -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[728] = "A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn in no other way.";
   q2Quotes[729] = "If I have to be pulled into one more store with ANYTHING purple or fuzzy, I will kill each of you one by one. -- Mark at the mall with the girls.";
   q2Quotes[730] = "A place for everything and everything in its place. -- Isabella Mary Beeton, \"The Book of Household Management\"  [Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when referring to memory management system services.]";
   q2Quotes[731] = "Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings";
   q2Quotes[732] = "Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[733] = "More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne";
   q2Quotes[734] = "Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[735] = "\"There ought to be at least one round state.\" -- Gabriella";
   q2Quotes[736] = "Paige (six-year-old): \"Hey, I'm a ghost!\" Alana (humoring): \"Wow, really? How did you die?\" Paige (after hesitation): \"I think I was hit by an ice cream truck. At least I got ice cream out of it.\"";
   q2Quotes[737] = "The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its message and then disappears.";
   q2Quotes[738] = "Life is both difficult and time consuming.";
   q2Quotes[739] = "FELON, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[740] = "\"Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[741] = "\"I must be getting old, I understood what Bob Dylan was saying.\" -- Jimmy";
   q2Quotes[742] = "There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish. -- Walt Disney";
   q2Quotes[743] = "SENATE, n. A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[744] = "Your fortune stateth: You will inherit millions of dollars.";
   q2Quotes[745] = "If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I";
   q2Quotes[746] = "Andy: (With a straight face) \"Tony, would you jiggle my mouse for me?\" Tony: (With a look of terror)\"WHAT?!\" -- Andy, requesting that Tony deactivate his screen saver.";
   q2Quotes[747] = "\"Help me, I'm too handsome!\" -- Jonas, on the attention he gets from Japanese girls";
   q2Quotes[748] = "Ellie's Mom: \"Are you going to bed now?\" Ellie: \"But I'm not hungry!\" (I was VERY tired at the time.)";
   q2Quotes[749] = "If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards";
   q2Quotes[750] = "\"'Who do you trust?' -- depends on what you've got to lose.\" -- mjr";
   q2Quotes[751] = "ACHIEVEMENT, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[752] = "I have had the opportunity to accomplish a great many things in life, but my education consistently gets in the way. -- Chris R.";
   q2Quotes[753] = "\"The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.\" -- Edward Gibbon";
   q2Quotes[754] = "\"But I don't respect the song part of it! It's an audio torture device, like the Macarena and all that other bootie shaking music.\" -- Jason Holliman, talking about the Spice Girls hit, \"Wannabe\".";
   q2Quotes[755] = "CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[756] = "All things being equal, you are bound to lose.";
   q2Quotes[757] = "Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. , Shawshank Redemption";
   q2Quotes[758] = "\"Hey baby, I'll give you the best night of my life!\" -- Me experiencing a brain typo";
   q2Quotes[759] = "\"Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[760] = "It makes a lot more sense to act like a crazy idiot among strangers, because then they can't make fun of you by name. -- Myself, justifying to a less outgoing friend why I was dancing around the grocery store";
   q2Quotes[761] = "\"A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author.\" -- S. C. Johnson";
   q2Quotes[762] = "This slogan is programming you in ways that may not be apparent for months, or even years.";
   q2Quotes[763] = "\"Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.\" -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton";
   q2Quotes[764] = "He who hesitates is last.";
   q2Quotes[765] = "\"He looks just like that guy over there...only different.\" -- Ally describing an old friend";
   q2Quotes[766] = "I can't grow bangs on my boobs. -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[767] = "Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting";
   q2Quotes[768] = "Umm, Jason, why doesn't that tractor have tires? -- Rachel";
   q2Quotes[769] = "\"Uhhh I though you were Room 107 and you had my pizza! Yeah that's it!\" -- Some fraternity guy who was most likely drunk, stoned, and/or a moron.";
   q2Quotes[770] = "How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?";
   q2Quotes[771] = "\"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.\" -- Doug Larson";
   q2Quotes[772] = "\"The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.\" -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[773] = "\"'Why do you bother with him? He's had thousands of people killed!'\" \"'Yes, but perhaps he thought that you wanted it.'\" -- Terry Pratchett";
   q2Quotes[774] = "Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[775] = "\"For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?\" -- Dante Alighieri";
   q2Quotes[776] = "FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[777] = "\"The art of government is the organization of idolatry.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[778] = "A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb";
   q2Quotes[779] = "Your fortune stateth: You will pass away very quickly.";
   q2Quotes[780] = "Mike D.: \"You know, I have no ass.\" Mike S.: \"What??\" [Bending down to examine other-Mike's posterior] Mike D.: \"OK, *technically* I have that portion of the body referred to as an ass.\"";
   q2Quotes[781] = "Your fortune stateth: You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.";
   q2Quotes[782] = "Littering is dumb. -- Ronald Macdonald";
   q2Quotes[783] = "\"He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.\" -- John Stuart Mill";
   q2Quotes[784] = "My good intentions are completely lethal. -- Margaret Atwood";
   q2Quotes[785] = "The church is the great lost and found department. -- Robert Short";
   q2Quotes[786] = "\"And on the left side of the aircraft, you will see Central Park.\" -- Mr. Fulwiler, Histroy Teacher, on a bus trip to NYC.";
   q2Quotes[787] = "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa";
   q2Quotes[788] = "\"When football fans tear down the goal post, where do they take it?\" -- Susan";
   q2Quotes[789] = "\"Juego huevo juegos.\" -- Ray, translating the sentence \"I play egg games.\"";
   q2Quotes[790] = "Your fortune stateth: You are as I am with You.";
   q2Quotes[791] = "\"I am, so therefore you're not!\" -- Eric Neil";
   q2Quotes[792] = "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan";
   q2Quotes[793] = "The future lies ahead.";
   q2Quotes[794] = "We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca";
   q2Quotes[795] = "I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[796] = "Julie: \"I got you!! I won!!\" Matt: \"It's easy to win when you are the only one who knows the rules.\"";
   q2Quotes[797] = "Your fortune stateth: You will step on the night soil of many countries.";
   q2Quotes[798] = "During American History class: Jeff B.: The Red Death is coming in April! (About 15 minutes later, loud music starts in the room next door.) Jeff: The Red Death is upon us!";
   q2Quotes[799] = "\"Wouldn't it be, um, cool if like, your eyes could zoom in on things, like that guy whose eyes can zoom in on things?\" -- Aaron S";
   q2Quotes[800] = "A penny saved has not been spent.";
   q2Quotes[801] = "Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson";
   q2Quotes[802] = "\"Seek simplicity, and distrust it.\" -- Alfred North Whitehead";
   q2Quotes[803] = "\"What is truth? Truth is something so noble that if God could turn aside from it, I would keep to the truth and let God go.\" -- Johannes Eckhard";
   q2Quotes[804] = "I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just for a moment.";
   q2Quotes[805] = "I will always love the false image I had of you.";
   q2Quotes[806] = "A lie in time saves nine.";
   q2Quotes[807] = "\"Bite my Funken-Wagnals. Ahh!\" -- Sara, Katie, Bee Jay, Justin, and Grace";
   q2Quotes[808] = "\"A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.\" -- Christopher Morley";
   q2Quotes[809] = "Everything bows to success, even grammar.";
   q2Quotes[810] = "BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)";
   q2Quotes[811] = "Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[812] = "There is no fool to the old fool. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[813] = "Trust everybody, but cut the cards. -- Finley Peter Dunne";
   q2Quotes[814] = "FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!";
   q2Quotes[815] = "Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman";
   q2Quotes[816] = "\"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.\" -- Rudyard Kipling";
   q2Quotes[817] = "Every solution breeds new problems.";
   q2Quotes[818] = "I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.";
   q2Quotes[819] = "\"It was rock hard and I was trying to massage it.\" -- Sarah, recalling her bruised ankle.";
   q2Quotes[820] = "The truth is more important than the facts. -- Frank Lloyd Wright";
   q2Quotes[821] = "That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt";
   q2Quotes[822] = "Tyro: Yes. There are four condoms. Cher: You two can have sex with me two times each! Tyro: Sorry, I have respect for Rando. (pause) Rando: Two for me, none for you!";
   q2Quotes[823] = "Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs";
   q2Quotes[824] = "\"Bigmac's brother was reliably believed to be in the job of moving video recorders around in an informal way.\" -- Terry Pratchett";
   q2Quotes[825] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.";
   q2Quotes[826] = "\"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work.\" -- Clive Barker";
   q2Quotes[827] = "-- Neophyte's serendipity.";
   q2Quotes[828] = "\"My foot hurt. I didn't want to walk down the stairs.\" -- David after running, leaping, jumping down a flight of stairs, shaking the whole museum.";
   q2Quotes[829] = "Is this Mitch or Jesus? -- Melissa, trying to sort through a stack of drawings.";
   q2Quotes[830] = "\"I have had a very pleasure and you have made a big indent on me\". -- Very drunk woman white suburban woman to the old black bassist in a Chicago blues bar.";
   q2Quotes[831] = "\"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[832] = "\"Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.\" -- Edward Abbey";
   q2Quotes[833] = "I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.";
   q2Quotes[834] = "Every major street in Austin has to have at least four names, or we don't feel comfortable. -- An Austin resident, explaining the road-naming scheme there.";
   q2Quotes[835] = "\"It's like academic triage. It's hopeless.\" -- Sarah G., discussing study priorities.";
   q2Quotes[836] = "\"I smell good today and my hair is not very loud.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[837] = "\"George Washington's brother was the Uncle of Our Country.\" -- 7-year-old Ryan";
   q2Quotes[838] = "Nich: You're born naked, and you die naked. Matt: Well, if you're planning on being electrocuted in the bathtub.";
   q2Quotes[839] = "\"We routinely catch people.\" -- Larry McCann, police officer, commenting on the effectiveness of the VA police force.";
   q2Quotes[840] = "Your fortune stateth: Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[841] = "\"I pride myself on having practically impossible-to-figure-out nicknames.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[842] = "There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. -- Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[843] = "Help stamp out and abolish redundancy and repetition.";
   q2Quotes[844] = "Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. -- Shane Leslie";
   q2Quotes[845] = "\"The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.\" -- Edouard Manet";
   q2Quotes[846] = "Your fortune stateth: You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.";
   q2Quotes[847] = "\"It's raining Mensch... (snortle)...nevermind.\" -- Jess R.";
   q2Quotes[848] = "All is fear in love and war.";
   q2Quotes[849] = "Be right back. I'm going to go add yellow wavelengths to the toilet. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[850] = "Jeremy: \"But giraffes aren't belligerent!\" Paul: \"Yeah, but if you rubber-banded them to something they might be!\"";
   q2Quotes[851] = "\"He'd never realized that, deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_";
   q2Quotes[852] = "You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient.";
   q2Quotes[853] = "\"We were nearly one of the last to realize that in the age of information science the most expensive asset is knowledge.\" -- Mikhail Gorbachev";
   q2Quotes[854] = "\"I took France in High School\" -- Sue, stating that she was the one most qualified to interpret a french phrase.";
   q2Quotes[855] = "Zack: \"Here smell my backpack -- it smells like gutter water.\" Dan: \"No, I think I'll pass on that offer.\"";
   q2Quotes[856] = "\"I cannot live without books.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[857] = "Alice: Who would win in a fight, Yoda or the Emperor? Mike: Easy. Yoda, because he's gay.";
   q2Quotes[858] = "We are what we are.";
   q2Quotes[859] = "Your fortune stateth: You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.";
   q2Quotes[860] = "If unix is the face of the future I wanna go back to quill pens. -- Joseph Snipp";
   q2Quotes[861] = "\"You know you're getting old when everyone you meet reminds you of someone you already know.\" -- Rusty S., age 30.";
   q2Quotes[862] = "Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[863] = "\"Where I come from, after hearing something like that, you'd go, 'Damn!'\" -- Dave";
   q2Quotes[864] = "Your fortune stateth: Break into jail and claim police brutality.";
   q2Quotes[865] = "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. -- Dr. Johnson";
   q2Quotes[866] = "C'mon, Mama needs a new set of Yaffa blocks. -- Sharon Fleishman, upon hearing that I was buying a lottery ticket.";
   q2Quotes[867] = "\"As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise, human science is at a loss.\" -- Noam Chomsky";
   q2Quotes[868] = "\"Root beer's good, when you're drinking it.\" -- Alex Nardone, Northeastern University";
   q2Quotes[869] = "\"The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure is occupation.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[870] = "\"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.\" -- Wilson Mizner";
   q2Quotes[871] = "These old 486 boards are without shells. It's like they're snails that've been forced to leave their shells and are lying naked in the riverbed. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[872] = "\"There ain't no rules around here, we're trying to accomplish something.\" -- Thomas Alva Edison";
   q2Quotes[873] = "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[874] = "\"That's exactly what it's like ... just not so much.\" -- Pat H.";
   q2Quotes[875] = "\"Fear is the parent of cruelty.\" -- James Anthony Froude";
   q2Quotes[876] = "Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son metier. Translation: God will forgive me. It's his job. -- Heinrich Heine, dying words";
   q2Quotes[877] = "Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[878] = "Your fortune stateth: You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.";
   q2Quotes[879] = "A man's best friend is his dogma.";
   q2Quotes[880] = "Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly";
   q2Quotes[881] = "\"It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[882] = "\"She's having her nozzles removed.\" -- A matter-of-fact 6-year-old, explaining at the dinner table why her friend wasn't at school today. Dinner was temporarily delayed.";
   q2Quotes[883] = "Your fortune stateth: You will live to see your grandchildren.";
   q2Quotes[884] = "\"You gotta keep your fists to your private.... I mean, to yourself, Private.\" -- a completely butchered line in a play where the Officer is trying to tell the Private to keep out of fights.";
   q2Quotes[885] = "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[886] = "\"I am the winter of your discontent. I am a pithed frog. OK, I can do without the rock-n-roll.\"";
   q2Quotes[887] = "It's the thought, if any, that counts!";
   q2Quotes[888] = "Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, dying words";
   q2Quotes[889] = "\"If a book is worth reading, it is worth buying.\" -- John Ruskin";
   q2Quotes[890] = "Oh, sorry. Your sweater is fuzzy. -- Laura S. at the movie theater, to the person sitting in front of us who noticed Laura petting the soft, fuzzy sweater on the back of her chair.";
   q2Quotes[891] = "\"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[892] = "I bet if we dug into the ground at the zoo we'd find that all the animals are on sticks. -- Dave Hunter";
   q2Quotes[893] = "I can put it down anytime I want. I'm telling you it doesn't control my life. I can turn off the CB and not turn it back on for days. -- Woman overheard talking to another in line at Stein Mart.";
   q2Quotes[894] = "\"From fanaticism to barbarism is only one step.\" -- Denis Diderot";
   q2Quotes[895] = "That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849";
   q2Quotes[896] = "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[897] = "Your fortune stateth: You look like a million dollars.  All green and wrinkled.";
   q2Quotes[898] = "\"You want a Poo-poo Platter?\" \"No, man...pull your pants up, I didn't come here for that sorta thing.\" -- Chris Cotton (at China Dragon one night)";
   q2Quotes[899] = "Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window.";
   q2Quotes[900] = "\"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.\" -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[901] = "NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[902] = "Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting the generations to come. -- Montesquieu";
   q2Quotes[903] = "\"Earaches make me happy!\" -- Kristen";
   q2Quotes[904] = "To love another person is to help them love God. -- Soren Kierkegaard";
   q2Quotes[905] = "\"Stop! I shall absorb you!\" -- Amy K.";
   q2Quotes[906] = "\"A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.\" -- Adlai Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[907] = "Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig";
   q2Quotes[908] = "I don't know why I love San Diego so much. Maybe because it's not LA. I love LA too, but in a different way. -- Roze";
   q2Quotes[909] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.";
   q2Quotes[910] = "\"Most of what I said today was right.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus, the day before the third test.";
   q2Quotes[911] = "\"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.\" -- Seymour Cray (on virtual memory)";
   q2Quotes[912] = "\"Half of the church is watching the other half watch the priest; the other half is just asleep\" -- Joe Ely Carrales, III";
   q2Quotes[913] = "\"To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.\" -- Bess Myerson";
   q2Quotes[914] = "\"Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil.\" -- Niccolo Machiavelli";
   q2Quotes[915] = "Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky";
   q2Quotes[916] = "MILLENNIUM, n. The period of a thousand years when the lid is to be screwed down, with all reformers on the under side. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[917] = "\"Do you remember the first line of 'I feel pretty'?\" \"I feel pretty ugly\" -- my wife";
   q2Quotes[918] = "\"Well maybe if you took off yo chastity belt, maybe you could breathe a little bit mo' betta!\" -- Kate";
   q2Quotes[919] = "\"But suppose I'm demonic!\" -- Merritt Gardner, Math Professor";
   q2Quotes[920] = "SELF-EVIDENT, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[921] = "Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen";
   q2Quotes[922] = "Doesn't he get it? Should I wave a big red flag with \"I Hate You\" written on it? -- Nicki";
   q2Quotes[923] = "\"There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[924] = "I think I'm invisible now. Can you guys see me? -- Laura, after quite a bit of wine.";
   q2Quotes[925] = "The reverse side also has a reverse side. -- Japanese proverb";
   q2Quotes[926] = "The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[927] = "Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. -- Thomas Carlyle";
   q2Quotes[928] = "REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[929] = "\"Hey, I have shirt exactly like that, only it's completely different.\" -- JMUer";
   q2Quotes[930] = "\"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.\" -- Arthur C. Clarke";
   q2Quotes[931] = "If God is One, what is bad? -- Charles Manson";
   q2Quotes[932] = "Editing is a rewording activity.";
   q2Quotes[933] = "No evil can happen to a good man. -- Plato";
   q2Quotes[934] = "Me: This is my report. I think you'll be pleasently surprised. Teacher: This isn't done, and it has nothing to do with Saddam Hussain. Me: That's enough out of you!";
   q2Quotes[935] = "\"How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese?\" -- Charles de Gaulle";
   q2Quotes[936] = "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin";
   q2Quotes[937] = "Your fortune stateth: Look afar and see the end from the beginning.";
   q2Quotes[938] = "If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[939] = "Your fortune stateth: Snow Day -- stay home.";
   q2Quotes[940] = "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. -- Oscar Levant";
   q2Quotes[941] = "\"Ba'hai temple... I think I'll build one next to it, and I'll call it the Ba'bye temple.\" -- Colleen to Karin";
   q2Quotes[942] = "\"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[943] = "What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995";
   q2Quotes[944] = "\"In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.\" -- Blair P. Houghton";
   q2Quotes[945] = "There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for. -- Tom Robbins";
   q2Quotes[946] = "Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.";
   q2Quotes[947] = "\"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is quite staggering.\" -- R. Buckminster Fuller";
   q2Quotes[948] = "\"The system crashed. On my foot.\" -- Our sysadmin, after having an accident while moving a server from one room to another.";
   q2Quotes[949] = "\"Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.\" -- John Kenneth Galbraith";
   q2Quotes[950] = "The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[951] = "\"Oooh! Road pizza!\" -- Jen, upon seeing a pizza box with pizza in it in the middle of the road up in the mountains.";
   q2Quotes[952] = "\"When do I get to lick something?\" -- Shannon, while baking cookies.";
   q2Quotes[953] = "Shawn: \"You are the coolst girl!' Heidi: \"The what?\" Shawn: \"The coolst! Heidi: \"It's the coolest, not coolst!\"";
   q2Quotes[954] = "Your fortune stateth: Beware of low-flying butterflies.";
   q2Quotes[955] = "\"The Spice Girls are like Microsoft. They are very popular, and you can't ignore them, but you try your best not to support them.\" -- Arbi";
   q2Quotes[956] = "M: I'm going to Europe this summer. T: You're going to be sure and go to Italy, aren't you? M: No, Italy doesn't interest me much. T: But you want to see the Sistine Chapel, don't you? M: Why? I'm not Catholic.";
   q2Quotes[957] = "We can do not great things - only small things with great love. -- Mother Theresa";
   q2Quotes[958] = "\"I support comp.lang.awk for a few reasons: [...] It is very satisfying to be able to disagree with Tim Pierce.\" -- Janet Rosenbaum";
   q2Quotes[959] = "\"We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them.\" -- Benjamin Ricketson Tucker";
   q2Quotes[960] = "\"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.\" -- John Adams";
   q2Quotes[961] = "That boy fell out of the ugly tree and hit the fat rock at the bottom! -- Jamie C.";
   q2Quotes[962] = "\"We have first raised a dust and then complain we cannot see.\" -- Bishop Berkeley";
   q2Quotes[963] = "\"To call war the soil of courage and virtue is like calling debauchery the soil of love.\" -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[964] = "Your fortune stateth: Just to have it is enough.";
   q2Quotes[965] = "\"It makes you look totally normal to everyone else, when in reality you are totally un-normal.\" -- Marla";
   q2Quotes[966] = "\"Irony is the hygiene of the mind.\" -- Elizabeth Bibesco";
   q2Quotes[967] = "\"#3537. Superfluity does not vitiate.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[968] = "The Killer Ducks are coming!!!";
   q2Quotes[969] = "Your fortune stateth: Domestic happiness and faithful friends.";
   q2Quotes[970] = "Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month): Don't Write On Walls! (and underneath) You want I should type?";
   q2Quotes[971] = "\"If I was a respect I wouldn't be so negatively!\" -- 7 year old Tracey trying very hard to use big words.";
   q2Quotes[972] = "I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...";
   q2Quotes[973] = "I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton";
   q2Quotes[974] = "When do you party 'till if the cows are already in? -- Michelle, a former city girl who moved to the country.";
   q2Quotes[975] = "Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner";
   q2Quotes[976] = "\"There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grapenuts on principle.\" -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[977] = "To love is good, love being difficult.";
   q2Quotes[978] = "Truth can wait; he's used to it.";
   q2Quotes[979] = "I wish I was a guy, so that I could wear skirts. -- Quinci, when a skirt-wearing man walked by.";
   q2Quotes[980] = "Jim Brown: \"I'll have a hamburger.\" Waitress: \"I'm sorry, we ran out of hamburger.\" Jim: \"Ok, then I want a cheeseburger.\"";
   q2Quotes[981] = "Coach: Deborah, don't forget to breathe! Deborah: What? Oh, yeah, that. -- during crew practice.";
   q2Quotes[982] = "\"You're a disgrace to twindom world wide!\" -- John";
   q2Quotes[983] = "\"I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'\" -- Oscar Levant";
   q2Quotes[984] = "\"They set the bus on fire, so they can't ride until May 1st.\" -- bus driver";
   q2Quotes[985] = "\"Morality is simply the attitude we adopt to people we personally dislike.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[986] = "\"Ioooooooooooooo!\" -- Travis Budd, when asked to read \"1,000,000\".";
   q2Quotes[987] = "LIBERTY, n. One of Imagination's most precious possessions. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[988] = "If you go blind and deaf you masterbate too much. -- Tom fixing some sandwiches";
   q2Quotes[989] = "It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.";
   q2Quotes[990] = "\"What am I supposed to do with all my stuff?\" -- Paul B., upon being told that Jen was leaving him";
   q2Quotes[991] = "\"Small script scripping goopie doop.\" -- Robin's late night attempt at the word \"shorthand\"";
   q2Quotes[992] = "You guys are flopping around like dead fish! -- Craig, the Asst. Band Director";
   q2Quotes[993] = "Chris: You're gay! Tom: Naw, I'm not gay. I'm just happy! Chris: Just happy that you're gay? Tom: No!!!!! Chris: So you're NOT happy that you're gay? Tom: Just piss off!!!!!!!";
   q2Quotes[994] = "Sex is hardly ever just about sex. -- Shirley Maclaine";
   q2Quotes[995] = "\"She'll either say no, or make the next year of my life a living hell.\" -- \"Fluffy,\" on dating.";
   q2Quotes[996] = "\"Have a cookie or DIE!\" -- Black Lewis H., circa 1990.";
   q2Quotes[997] = "Ellie: \"Do you have any two-headed friends?\" Ellie's Mom: \"Just you.\"";
   q2Quotes[998] = "\"Morning has broken me\" -- my wife on Monday morning";
   q2Quotes[999] = "AMBITION, n. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1000] = "Do you have any mosquito bites you need ranch on? -- Jed";
   q2Quotes[1001] = "All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein";
   q2Quotes[1002] = "All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.";
   q2Quotes[1003] = "You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl";
   q2Quotes[1004] = "\"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.\" -- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull";
   q2Quotes[1005] = "I see \"subvert\", but I think \"submit\". -- Adam M.";
   q2Quotes[1006] = "RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1007] = "\"I'm starting to think your ideal society would contain bad overdubbing!\" -- Jason Holliman, to a housemate.";
   q2Quotes[1008] = "\"She spends more time kneeling than the Pope.\" -- Jen, regarding a coworker who wore hot pants and crop tops to work in a factory, and who would bend over in front of every guy in the place and then make sure they were looking.";
   q2Quotes[1009] = "Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology. -- Blaauw's Law";
   q2Quotes[1010] = "Your fortune stateth: You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.";
   q2Quotes[1011] = "\"If you could go back in time you might see yourself getting ready to go back in time.\" -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[1012] = "Becky: How can you drink cherry coke? It's like cherry-flavored tar! Alana: Have you ever tried real cherry-flavored tar? Becky: Well, no... Alana: Then don't stereotype it. Maybe it's really good.";
   q2Quotes[1013] = "\"I'm gonna use my awesome mental powers to make Vince do something stupid.\" -- Kevin Mckinnon";
   q2Quotes[1014] = "\"Shoulders are crunchy! Howm!\" -- Sara Liner biting into David Jones' shoulder.";
   q2Quotes[1015] = "Kim: \"I laughed so hard I peed my pants.\" Jason: \"Really?\"";
   q2Quotes[1016] = "What you need is goat-breast implants. -- Laura";
   q2Quotes[1017] = "\"The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.\" -- John Gilmore";
   q2Quotes[1018] = "Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1019] = "\"A relationship with Will is a cross between MST3K, Love Story, and, um... the Terminator.\" -- Michelle Zalas, shortly after a breakup.";
   q2Quotes[1020] = "\"I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.\" -- Austin";
   q2Quotes[1021] = "Your fortune stateth: Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.";
   q2Quotes[1022] = "Do unto others before they undo you.";
   q2Quotes[1023] = "\"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.\" -- Friedrick Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[1024] = "It's always darkest just before the lights go out. -- Alex Clark";
   q2Quotes[1025] = "\"I want to just go into my computer and hug it!\" -- Ellie, about this little sheep that was roaming around her computer screen due to a program called lamb.exe.";
   q2Quotes[1026] = "I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor";
   q2Quotes[1027] = "METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1028] = "My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring.";
   q2Quotes[1029] = "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale";
   q2Quotes[1030] = "See, if you lived in a country where no one was named Stephanie, you could name your son Stephanie. -- Kim";
   q2Quotes[1031] = "Your fortune stateth: Beware of Bigfoot!";
   q2Quotes[1032] = "\"Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1033] = "\"This is abysmal. I broke my nose\" -- Jessie D.";
   q2Quotes[1034] = "When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.";
   q2Quotes[1035] = "If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. -- Doug Larsom [Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]";
   q2Quotes[1036] = "Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it. -- Homer";
   q2Quotes[1037] = "\"We're heading for oblibion!\" -- Michael Connor";
   q2Quotes[1038] = "Techies would rather get syphilis than be managers. -- Bryan";
   q2Quotes[1039] = "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally.";
   q2Quotes[1040] = "\"Put your things in the box!\" -- Aaron Handler, et al. A random all-purpose quote from THE GOOD EARTH.";
   q2Quotes[1041] = "Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence. -- Henrik Tikkanen";
   q2Quotes[1042] = "Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.";
   q2Quotes[1043] = "\"Paper has a genius for multiplication that cannot be equalled anywhere else in nature.\" -- Hugh Keenleyside";
   q2Quotes[1044] = "A violent man will die a violent death. -- Lao Tsu";
   q2Quotes[1045] = "\"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1046] = "Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams";
   q2Quotes[1047] = "It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. -- Leonardo da Vinci";
   q2Quotes[1048] = "\"People are much too solemn about things -- I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.\" -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[1049] = "\"There's nothin' to it, if you don't gotta do it!\" -- Eddie Underwood";
   q2Quotes[1050] = "Julie: \"It sounds like congenital warts.\" Jen: \"I think you mean genital warts.\" Julie: \"You're right. I should have myself examined .... [pause] Not for warts.\"";
   q2Quotes[1051] = "\"When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[1052] = "Such is life. -- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol";
   q2Quotes[1053] = "\"Who will protect the public when the police violate the law?\" -- Ramsey Clark";
   q2Quotes[1054] = "Ryan tries unsuccessfully to quit smoking during crew season: Ryan: I've got to quit smoking for crew! Lloyd: You know what your problem is? You're looking at this all wrong. See, you're doing crew to make your lungs bigger so you can smoke more!";
   q2Quotes[1055] = "Your fortune stateth: You have been selected for a secret mission.";
   q2Quotes[1056] = "Never volunteer for anything. -- Lackland";
   q2Quotes[1057] = "No matter how much you do you never do enough.";
   q2Quotes[1058] = "\"For non-deterministic read 'Inhabited by pixies.'\" -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1059] = "Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.";
   q2Quotes[1060] = "\"Thanks God, I LOVE this stuff!\" -- My 5 year old's prayer at a particularly favorite meal.";
   q2Quotes[1061] = "\"For the world is hollow and pig brains are spewing out of her eyes.\" -- My friend Selena's version of the Star Trek episode \"For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.\"";
   q2Quotes[1062] = "\"Look, I made you a sperm!\" -- Matt Maher at the mall's Food Court";
   q2Quotes[1063] = "The box said he was a lucky monkey - but maybe he's a BAD-lucky monkey. -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[1064] = "\"Dude, you should go work for the Empire. Even the most mediocre of pilots could kill you in his sleep.\" -- Joel to John, while playing X-Wing.";
   q2Quotes[1065] = "\"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.\" -- Clint Eastwood";
   q2Quotes[1066] = "SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1067] = "The ends justify the means. -- after Matthew Prior";
   q2Quotes[1068] = "\"There's nothing like desire to prevent the things one says from having any resemblance to the things in one's mind.\" -- Marcel Proust";
   q2Quotes[1069] = "\"What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?\" -- Evelyn Waugh";
   q2Quotes[1070] = "The first subway station was opened in 1882, what was the point of that? Where would you go? -- Mat";
   q2Quotes[1071] = "\"Squeeze Cheez is so a food group!\" -- Dani";
   q2Quotes[1072] = "MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1073] = "Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.";
   q2Quotes[1074] = "Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words";
   q2Quotes[1075] = "\"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[1076] = "\"We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1077] = "Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?";
   q2Quotes[1078] = "Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. -- Fred Rogers, parody of \"Row, row, row your boat\" on his television show, \"Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.\"";
   q2Quotes[1079] = "The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.";
   q2Quotes[1080] = "\"I don't have a dimple; I ran into a truck.\" -- Melissa";
   q2Quotes[1081] = "\"I'm not upside-down writer hand.\" -- Jen N. What she meant to say was, \"I can't write upside-down.\"";
   q2Quotes[1082] = "\"Eat some pork, girl!\" -- Kate in response to a VERY skinny girl.";
   q2Quotes[1083] = "\"A head is a very good invention.\" -- Emily Blumentritt (age 3), said while repeatedly banging her head into the sofa.";
   q2Quotes[1084] = "\"You won't see people walking around with noses in their ears but....\" -- Mrs.Heep, U.S. History Teacher, talking about the Nez Perce Indians.";
   q2Quotes[1085] = "\"Yeah, I look at it once in a while, but it's not like I have a prescription or anything...\" -- Tom, when asked if he reads Playboy.";
   q2Quotes[1086] = "I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- English Professor, Ohio University";
   q2Quotes[1087] = "Dan: \"Guess what mommy?\" Mom: \"What?\" Dan: \"I'm gay.\" Mom: \"I know, your face is symmetrical.\"";
   q2Quotes[1088] = "SELFISH, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1089] = "I thought YOU silenced the guard!";
   q2Quotes[1090] = "I'm really good at grabbing balls and never letting go. -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[1091] = "If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?";
   q2Quotes[1092] = "LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1093] = "Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words";
   q2Quotes[1094] = "\"Yes, I've been meeting lots of women. In fact, I have a satchetful of them. YES! A satchelful of Gulliver's Travels size women.\" -- Jase";
   q2Quotes[1095] = "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show";
   q2Quotes[1096] = "J: \"Would you notice if a spaceship landed and giant green burritos got out?\" S: \"I would. I'd chase after them with guacamole!\"";
   q2Quotes[1097] = "Mistrust first impulses; they are always right.";
   q2Quotes[1098] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.";
   q2Quotes[1099] = "\"Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.\" -- Roy Blount, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[1100] = "Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction. -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[1101] = "About 'the point' of a marching band routine: Me: So, what's the point of all that? Rachel: The way they explained it to me, we're supposed to be dead. Me: Oh, really? Rachel: It's supposed to be a literary thing.";
   q2Quotes[1102] = "Flee at once, all is discovered.";
   q2Quotes[1103] = "\"On which side is the Pacific?\" \"On the left.\" \"Is that when you look at it from the sky or under ground?\" -- me and my friend, discussing a geography project.";
   q2Quotes[1104] = "Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.";
   q2Quotes[1105] = "A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.";
   q2Quotes[1106] = "\"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.\" -- Danny Kaye";
   q2Quotes[1107] = "Our English teacher was trying to start class, but a few people were still talking to friends.... Teacher: \"Emma! Did you want to share that with the rest of us?\" Emma: \"I didn't say anything!.... I was talking!\"";
   q2Quotes[1108] = "You're getting verrry sleepy...You're a chicken! -- Jon";
   q2Quotes[1109] = "Why did I fall for him? He had a Tommy Lee Jones smile and sounded like Peter O'Toole with a double dose of testosterone and a southern accent. -- Lollie McLain";
   q2Quotes[1110] = "\"Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.\" -- Joseph Stalin";
   q2Quotes[1111] = "\"If you were to drop a match, it would go up like a madhouse.\" -- Shannon, in a garage full of newspapers waiting to be recycled.";
   q2Quotes[1112] = "\"I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.\" -- Abbie Hoffman";
   q2Quotes[1113] = "Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson";
   q2Quotes[1114] = "\"We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in _Red Storm Rising_.\" -- Senator Dan Quayle";
   q2Quotes[1115] = "\"Look at my feet. Does it look like they're throbbing with pain?\" -- Jess R.";
   q2Quotes[1116] = "\"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.\" -- Dan Quayle";
   q2Quotes[1117] = "\"I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma\" -- The Wizard of Oz to the Scarecrow, as posted on the door of professor at Temple University Law School";
   q2Quotes[1118] = "The little green bunny-rabbits have been chosen to do the can-can. -- micky c.";
   q2Quotes[1119] = "I'm not going to be able to kiss it and make it better... you're just going to have to sit there and bleed. -- Prof. Riffe";
   q2Quotes[1120] = "\"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[1121] = "Your fortune stateth: You will outgrow your usefulness.";
   q2Quotes[1122] = "\"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.\" -- Eric Hoffer";
   q2Quotes[1123] = "\"Never judge a book by its movie.\" -- J.W. Eagan";
   q2Quotes[1124] = "Violence is not the answer. Hypocrisy is. -- Erin Santee";
   q2Quotes[1125] = "\"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.\" -- Robert Byrne";
   q2Quotes[1126] = "\"It's not good to leave blood laying around, Adam, it's not sanitary.\" -- Rachel";
   q2Quotes[1127] = "Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless";
   q2Quotes[1128] = "To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb";
   q2Quotes[1129] = "It was the least I could do. So, I did it. -- Nathan Tinnin";
   q2Quotes[1130] = "\"Cakes are not fattening, provided you avoid swallowing\". -- Ilan";
   q2Quotes[1131] = "\"It would be lopsided at best and afflicted at worst.\" -- Steve describing what would happen if he had to draw a Valentine's heart by hand.";
   q2Quotes[1132] = "\"Next time I eat fries, I'm gonna do it naked.\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[1133] = "Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.";
   q2Quotes[1134] = "The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought, choked, half strangled, or surrendered to with humiliation. -- Anne Rice, Taltos";
   q2Quotes[1135] = "Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.";
   q2Quotes[1136] = "The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko";
   q2Quotes[1137] = "\"Ina be buff. Ugh.\" -- Sarah, in a vain effort to make herself look stronger.";
   q2Quotes[1138] = "I can accept that everyone has their own reason for being on this earth, but it seems that for some that their only reason is that they were born! -- Julie J.";
   q2Quotes[1139] = "He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown";
   q2Quotes[1140] = "You can never do just one thing. -- Hardin";
   q2Quotes[1141] = "Put in on the heater. -- Doug's solution to everything.";
   q2Quotes[1142] = "\"True, money _can't_ buy happiness, but it isn't happiness I want. It's money.\" -- Bizarro";
   q2Quotes[1143] = "\"You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.\" -- Timothy Leary";
   q2Quotes[1144] = "If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.";
   q2Quotes[1145] = "Love and stoplights can be cruel. , Sesame Street, U.S. children's television show";
   q2Quotes[1146] = "LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1147] = "\"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1148] = "A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston";
   q2Quotes[1149] = "\"Hey baby, wanna wrestle?\" -- Preston's pick-up line.";
   q2Quotes[1150] = "I don't think any of me is all there. Where's \"there,\" anyway? -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[1151] = "-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.";
   q2Quotes[1152] = "\"I've never understood Triscuits.\" -- Megan";
   q2Quotes[1153] = "Hedonist for hire... no job too easy!";
   q2Quotes[1154] = "\"My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.\" -- Jean Rostand";
   q2Quotes[1155] = "He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.";
   q2Quotes[1156] = "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard";
   q2Quotes[1157] = "Kopesetic?? That is NOT a word. What passes for lyrics these days? --My brother, Craig, talking about LOCAL H's only good song";
   q2Quotes[1158] = "Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[1159] = "A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion. -- Chinese proverb";
   q2Quotes[1160] = "\"'You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.'\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[1161] = "You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. -- Fred Allen";
   q2Quotes[1162] = "'Cause the internet is just a big floppy disk! -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[1163] = "I must be learning something, because I feel pretty stupid. -- Nicki";
   q2Quotes[1164] = "Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov";
   q2Quotes[1165] = "\"Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.\" -- J. B. Priestley";
   q2Quotes[1166] = "If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.";
   q2Quotes[1167] = "Matt: Well, maybe you could go to homecoming with Emily. Aaron: Yes, she would satiate me. Matt: What?! Why would she say she ate you? Aaron: Because, she's good-looking! Matt: What does that have to do with eating you?";
   q2Quotes[1168] = "EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1169] = "Adults die young.";
   q2Quotes[1170] = "\"Those bad guys are going to get medieval on your heiney!\" -- Ellie's brother, to Ellie, while she was playing Q-Bert.";
   q2Quotes[1171] = "Your fortune stateth: Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.";
   q2Quotes[1172] = "At work, about how I was holding my pinky out while I was eating a breakfast bar: Some guy: \"You're doing that dainty pinky thing.\" Jen: \"No, I'm doing that vestigal pinky thing.\"";
   q2Quotes[1173] = "\"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[1174] = "No guts, no glory.";
   q2Quotes[1175] = "That's it! I'm going to the comittee. Today is now under protest. -- Brian";
   q2Quotes[1176] = "In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout \"Fire!\" -- The Kidner Report";
   q2Quotes[1177] = "\"There is no place for a buffalo in the Hall of Science, as far as I'm concerned.\" -- Jess, concerning placement of large ungulates.";
   q2Quotes[1178] = "Mr. Bollmann: Does anyone know what the United Nations is? Krystal: Isn't that where we live? Oh wait...";
   q2Quotes[1179] = "So what do you call a person who hates bigots, anyway? A bigger bigot? I just don't get it, I guess. -- Jesse J.";
   q2Quotes[1180] = "\"The proverb warns that 'You should not bite the hand that feeds you.' But maybe you should if it prevents you from feeding yourself.\" -- Thomas Szasz";
   q2Quotes[1181] = "\"I've noticed that every time I go to the bathroom to wash my hands, I decide I need to pee. Then, I have to wash my hands all over again. And this really sucks.\" -- Devon";
   q2Quotes[1182] = "Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had been different in the past.";
   q2Quotes[1183] = "HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1184] = "Your fortune stateth: Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.";
   q2Quotes[1185] = "\"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.\" -- Marcus Tullius Cicero";
   q2Quotes[1186] = "People say \"I want peace.\" If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba";
   q2Quotes[1187] = "I got drunk last night, but then I shouldn't have been sitting in a tea cup. -- someone from enterprise.net";
   q2Quotes[1188] = "\"Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not.\" -- Frank Zappa";
   q2Quotes[1189] = "Lisa, if you die, we die both. -- Frankie, naked in lake St. Clair, waiting for a sturgeon attack.";
   q2Quotes[1190] = "\"Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_";
   q2Quotes[1191] = "\"In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.\" -- Charles De Gaulle";
   q2Quotes[1192] = "\"You take three good shots in the face in basketball, and not a drop of blood. I try to shoot a snot rocket and the blood is flowing like a waterfall!\" -- Spam";
   q2Quotes[1193] = "\"Soy Sauce!\" -- The answer to every question in my Biology class";
   q2Quotes[1194] = "My mom and I watching budist priest crossing the street: Me: Look at that! Mom: It's those... monkey people!";
   q2Quotes[1195] = "\"Gee, everything's so much quiter with a sweatshirt over your ears.\" -- Sarah G.";
   q2Quotes[1196] = "\"Wow, look at all those tool bars. It's like a regular Tool Time up there.\" -- John, about Jen's Excel screen";
   q2Quotes[1197] = "\"People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.\" -- J. Danforth Quayle";
   q2Quotes[1198] = "\"Work and play are words to describe the same thing under different conditions.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1199] = "\"I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.\" -- Richard J. Needham";
   q2Quotes[1200] = "Your fortune stateth: You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.";
   q2Quotes[1201] = "Flame on! -- Johnny Storm";
   q2Quotes[1202] = "If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be fertilizing it.";
   q2Quotes[1203] = "PUBLISH, n. In literary affairs, to become the fundamental element in a cone of critics. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1204] = "\"I'm in the same temperature every bed. 100 year round\". -- Dana, delirious.";
   q2Quotes[1205] = "Your fortune stateth: Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.";
   q2Quotes[1206] = "\"I swear that dog is an animal!\" -- Apryl Baker, upon seeing her blue-tick hound bounding madly around the yard.";
   q2Quotes[1207] = "\"Well, what the hell'd you expect, pushing the button marked 'Do Not Press'?\" -- Daniel \"Fluffy\"";
   q2Quotes[1208] = "\"In today's world, it's very important that you periodically say bull-s***!\" -- announced in class by my psychology professor";
   q2Quotes[1209] = "For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. -- Alexander Pope";
   q2Quotes[1210] = "My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today. -- Richard Adams, Watership Down";
   q2Quotes[1211] = "I'll take a dozen smiles to go, please. -- Myself at McDonald's, in response to a note on the menu which claimed, \"Smiles are free.\"";
   q2Quotes[1212] = "Your fortune stateth: Long life is in store for you.";
   q2Quotes[1213] = "\"After the year 2000, I hope the crime of the century happens real soon, so I get to read about it.\" -- Dusty";
   q2Quotes[1214] = "Join the march to save individuality!";
   q2Quotes[1215] = "\"Wow, that means we must have set them ten minutes apart from each other.\" -- Brianne, discussing the difference between the time shown her watch and that shown on her boyfriend's.";
   q2Quotes[1216] = "If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.";
   q2Quotes[1217] = "Mr. Rogers is so benign, you KNOW he uses drugs -- \"Can you say 'ether?'\" -- Marcus";
   q2Quotes[1218] = "Please bless this food, even though it's not healthy and help us get some nutrition from it. -- The opening of Kerri's blessing at a greasy chicken/seafood place.";
   q2Quotes[1219] = "\"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.\" -- Emo Philips";
   q2Quotes[1220] = "Even brain-death is preferable to \"The Price Is Right\". -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[1221] = "Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn";
   q2Quotes[1222] = "\"Would you rather eat poop, or a nice tuna sandwich?\" -- Dana";
   q2Quotes[1223] = "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless still dead.";
   q2Quotes[1224] = "Here's my life as it stands today on pillar of scruffy grass. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[1225] = "Haste makes waste. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[1226] = "\"Hi, I'm Jason, and I've only had sex with a few sheep\" -- Jason McCartney \"Hi, I'm Mike, and I'm his roommate\" -- Mike Martin";
   q2Quotes[1227] = "\"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1228] = "\"The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out.\" -- Thomas Babington Macaulay";
   q2Quotes[1229] = "I doubt, therefore I might be.";
   q2Quotes[1230] = "Here there be tygers.";
   q2Quotes[1231] = "\"The man who does not read good books is at no advantage over the man that can't read them.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1232] = "Lake Erie died for your sins.";
   q2Quotes[1233] = "Your fortune stateth: It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.";
   q2Quotes[1234] = "\"I would hate to have a god named Waldo.\" -- Nafees Bin Zafar after spending 100 minutes studying Ralph Waldo Emerson and Transcendentalism.";
   q2Quotes[1235] = "\"Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews.\" -- John Updike";
   q2Quotes[1236] = "\"And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress.\" -- Basil Fawlty";
   q2Quotes[1237] = "\"You want change? Change begins with your underwear.\" -- Victor Cruz";
   q2Quotes[1238] = "\"I'm STILL a beaver!\" -- The Girl Whose Name Dare Not Be Spoken (a.k.a. Sherry)";
   q2Quotes[1239] = "A watched clock never boils.";
   q2Quotes[1240] = "LABOR, n. One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1241] = "\"Well, that's exciting in its own little way.\" -- Jess R.";
   q2Quotes[1242] = "We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart. -- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight";
   q2Quotes[1243] = "Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates... -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1244] = "Shay: \"You know, someday you're going to look back on this and laugh.\" Eric: (blank stare) Shay: \"Yeah, I know. I was just trying out the optimistic approach.\" Eric: (blank stare) Shay: \"Sorry.\" (Shortly after Eric's brand new car was broadsided.)";
   q2Quotes[1245] = "Your fortune stateth: Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.";
   q2Quotes[1246] = "Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[1247] = "Speaker: The award for best debate team goes to Eve and David! Larry: What the hell? They're giving them handcuffs? Ben: Sure, why not? Larry: Dave's a Mormon!";
   q2Quotes[1248] = "It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.";
   q2Quotes[1249] = "Cheese is the essence of the mind. --Rando";
   q2Quotes[1250] = "\"What you need... is Methyl-ethyl-badstuff...\" -- Public Works, Northfield, IL";
   q2Quotes[1251] = "The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensees, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer";
   q2Quotes[1252] = "\"Psst... What state is New Jersey in?\" -- Overheard during a geography quiz.";
   q2Quotes[1253] = "Your fortune stateth: You are sick, twisted and perverted.  I like that in a person.";
   q2Quotes[1254] = "Your fortune stateth: You will not be elected to public office this year.";
   q2Quotes[1255] = "It's a .88 magnum -- it goes through schools. -- Danny Vermin";
   q2Quotes[1256] = "The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity. -- Harlan Ellison";
   q2Quotes[1257] = "\"Oh come now! ... or later.\" -- Chris Cotton";
   q2Quotes[1258] = "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[1259] = "\"Because a grasshopper with only one leg is not truly alive...\" -- Pabo Wakataeo";
   q2Quotes[1260] = "\"Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1261] = "\"I'm gonna go take a dip.\" \"Which one? Erin or Alison?\" -- overheard at the pool";
   q2Quotes[1262] = "The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it. -- George Meredith";
   q2Quotes[1263] = "\"Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember.\" -- Oscar Levant";
   q2Quotes[1264] = "No! You can't work now! It's Friday night. Don't you know what God thinks of that? -- Naela";
   q2Quotes[1265] = "If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry";
   q2Quotes[1266] = "To err is human. To blame someone else for your mistakes is even more human.";
   q2Quotes[1267] = "\"What does it matter? And so what if it does.\" -- Phil Wire";
   q2Quotes[1268] = "\"He who hangs himself -- dies\" -- a midwestern expression, according to J. Alexander";
   q2Quotes[1269] = "Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.";
   q2Quotes[1270] = "\"Run for your stupid life!\" -- Jonathan, my 4-year-old nephew, calling after me as I was trying to outrun a car.";
   q2Quotes[1271] = "Soup! Soup! More Soup! -- Sam, at a meeting where there wasn't the slightest chance of there ever being any soup.";
   q2Quotes[1272] = "\"The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about.\" -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[1273] = "Do you have any Chicken Burgers? -- My Friend Dejan at the KFC drive-through.";
   q2Quotes[1274] = "\"A cult is a religion with no political power.\" -- Tom Wolfe";
   q2Quotes[1275] = "\"To *you* I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.\" -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[1276] = "Hey! Everybody! Look over here! Look at me! I'm normal now! Aren't all of you proud of me?! Watch me be normal! Normal normal normal!!!! -- Jaymie G.";
   q2Quotes[1277] = "If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe";
   q2Quotes[1278] = "\"If you don't know who you are by now, you have no business trying to dominate Europe.\" -- Eric McColm";
   q2Quotes[1279] = "\"Que pasa, Sugar-Bear?\" -- Jeremy \"Stinky\" Nicholas";
   q2Quotes[1280] = "\"He who has never hoped can never despair.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[1281] = "Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry N. Camp";
   q2Quotes[1282] = "\"Who is General Failure, and why does he keep reading my hard drive?\" -- Laura V., after another round of 'puter trouble";
   q2Quotes[1283] = "\"Is that a circumsized circle?\" -- Miles Travis, when asked to identify a circumscribed circle in geometry class.";
   q2Quotes[1284] = "Your fortune stateth: It is so very hard to be an on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown-up.";
   q2Quotes[1285] = "The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said sentence sextuply...]";
   q2Quotes[1286] = "Your fortune stateth: You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.";
   q2Quotes[1287] = "What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you. -- Robert Frost [Quoted in \"VMS Internals and Data Structures\", V4.4, when referring to AST's.]";
   q2Quotes[1288] = "I don't understand you anymore.";
   q2Quotes[1289] = "\"I couldn't make a correct decision if it were written out for me.\" -- Christopher Moores";
   q2Quotes[1290] = "Beth: How was your day? Ranjan: We were very busy. We were running around like headless fowl. Beth: You mean chickens with your heads cut off? Ranjan: Whatever.";
   q2Quotes[1291] = "\"New York: A third-rate Babylon.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[1292] = "Your fortune stateth: You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.";
   q2Quotes[1293] = "\"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half is good... luckily, it's not difficult.\" -- Charlotte Whitton";
   q2Quotes[1294] = "\"Australia, Austria.... whatever.\" -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[1295] = "\"There is no such thing as a functional illiterate.\" -- Kelvin Throop";
   q2Quotes[1296] = "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom";
   q2Quotes[1297] = "A closed mouth gathers no foot.";
   q2Quotes[1298] = "There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.";
   q2Quotes[1299] = "Every silver lining has a cloud around it.";
   q2Quotes[1300] = "You guys should teach your cats what to do if you have a heart attack. [short pause.] You know, right as I said that, I realized I just got a glass full of ice but forgot to put water in it. -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[1301] = "APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1302] = "\"Look, it's a baby Barney!\" -- Eric Smith, upon seeing his aunt's drawing of a baby raptor from Jurrasic Park.";
   q2Quotes[1303] = "\"the command line is not a bug.\" -- John M. Flinchbaug";
   q2Quotes[1304] = "Your fortune stateth: You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.";
   q2Quotes[1305] = "\"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. \" -- Jack Handy";
   q2Quotes[1306] = "\"Don't join the book burners. Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.\" -- Dwight David Eisenhower";
   q2Quotes[1307] = "\"Need a quick fire extinguisher? Take a guinea pig and squeeze it!\" -- Megan";
   q2Quotes[1308] = "Jen: \"This sucks. Not THIS, but 'this'. The greater THIS, not this specific 'this'.\" Julie: \"The inner 'this'.\" Jen: \"Right, the inner 'this'.\" -- Jen, trying to explain that it was LIFE that sucks, not the specific hike they were on";
   q2Quotes[1309] = "Teacher: \"Listen!\" A.R.: \"Listening! You don't have to yell!\"";
   q2Quotes[1310] = "\"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1311] = "\"I'd rather ski naked than ski without gloves.\" -- Snoop";
   q2Quotes[1312] = "\"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.\" -- The Doctor";
   q2Quotes[1313] = "\"Some things I don't want to be reminded of: one, I can't get a date, two, I have a 286 at home, and three, I have to go in to work at 5 AM.\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[1314] = "I think I could sleep better if I could take off my arms and legs. -- Hambone";
   q2Quotes[1315] = "They just buzzed and buzzed...buzzed.";
   q2Quotes[1316] = "AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.";
   q2Quotes[1317] = "\"Dad, does water float?\" -- Bryce, when 6 years old.";
   q2Quotes[1318] = "When I started I couldn't fix jack... now I can fix jack and jill. -- Kerry";
   q2Quotes[1319] = "\"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.\" -- John Kenneth Galbraith";
   q2Quotes[1320] = "Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[1321] = "\"The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.\" -- James Arthur Baldwin";
   q2Quotes[1322] = "\"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult, and left untried.\" -- Gilbert Keith Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[1323] = "\"No, no, no. Lobotomy scars are horizontal; axe wounds are vertical.\" -- Jason Gorton";
   q2Quotes[1324] = "\"Blue food is unnatural.\" -- Marisa";
   q2Quotes[1325] = "This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. And now you know why.";
   q2Quotes[1326] = "Ellie (acting like a baby, age 8): \"Waaaahhhhhhh!!!\" Ellie's brother, age 5: \"Dumb baby!\" Store clerk: \"Don't hurt the baby!\" Ellie's brother: \"It's not a baby, it's just my sister!\"";
   q2Quotes[1327] = "The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, \"Is there a meaning to music?\" My answer would be, \"Yes.\" And \"Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?\" My answer to that would be, \"No.\" -- Aaron Copland";
   q2Quotes[1328] = "Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.";
   q2Quotes[1329] = "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... -- Carl Zwanzig";
   q2Quotes[1330] = "\"When solving a 'panic' you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system.\" -- Peter van der Linden";
   q2Quotes[1331] = "If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.";
   q2Quotes[1332] = "\"Help! Our restaurant is falling apart and we've patched the walls together with sour cream and guacamole.\" -- Matthew, explaining the decor at the new mexican restaurant.";
   q2Quotes[1333] = "\"Everyone keeps looking at my scars. All the men say 'Oooh...' and all the women say 'Ewwwww!\"' -- Jen after hand surgery";
   q2Quotes[1334] = "\"You might meet a garbage man and you might want to be... I don't know, a Garbologist.\" -- Rich, trying to cheer up my roommate after she was dumped.";
   q2Quotes[1335] = "Your fortune stateth: Chess tonight.";
   q2Quotes[1336] = "Alana (in costume for a play): \"Look, I get to wear medieval underwear!\" Allyson: \"That's not medieval underwear. They had to wear corsets.\" Alana: \"You're just jealous 'cuz I get to wear medieval underwear and you don't.\"";
   q2Quotes[1337] = "\"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.\" -- Dick Brandon";
   q2Quotes[1338] = "\"That's life, you've always got to convert something.\" -- Mr. Rollings, physics teacher and the smartest man in the world.";
   q2Quotes[1339] = "\"You're not a bird-dog Bonnie, you're a Mr. Potato Head.\" -- 4-year-old Rhonda explaining to 2-year-old Bonnie that she need not be barking after retrieving a Mr. Potato Head corn-cob pipe.";
   q2Quotes[1340] = "Your fortune stateth: You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.";
   q2Quotes[1341] = "\"Is it illegal to be on a roof? I've been thrown off of a roof a number of times.\" -- Patrick Krug";
   q2Quotes[1342] = "\"Oops. Sorry. Landmine. They're indiscriminate, you know.\" -- Ann Quarles";
   q2Quotes[1343] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be misunderstood by everyone.";
   q2Quotes[1344] = "\"Me? Smoke weed? Nah, ma, who the hell do ya think I am?\" -- My friend, John Y., after we walked in his house stoned and mom asked if we had been smoking pot.";
   q2Quotes[1345] = "I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989";
   q2Quotes[1346] = "The life which is unexamined is not worth living. -- Plato";
   q2Quotes[1347] = "\"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.\" -- Henry Kissinger";
   q2Quotes[1348] = "It's a control freak thing -- I won't *let* you understand.";
   q2Quotes[1349] = "Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.";
   q2Quotes[1350] = "\"Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.\" -- Eric Hoffer";
   q2Quotes[1351] = "\"It's like my life was getting good... I was driving toward the right exit but I got into an accident while changing lanes.\" -- JL Farley";
   q2Quotes[1352] = "He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker";
   q2Quotes[1353] = "Your fortune stateth: Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.";
   q2Quotes[1354] = "\"She looks like a chipmunk storing nuts for the winter.\" -- a fathers first words when his child is born";
   q2Quotes[1355] = "\"And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords.\" -- Alan Wilson Watts";
   q2Quotes[1356] = "(While driving on a one lane road...) Ken: What are you doing? Girlfriend: I'm flashing my brights. Ken: But the guy is behind us! Girlfriend: Yeah, I'm flashing my back brights at him.";
   q2Quotes[1357] = "Marching to a different kettle of fish.";
   q2Quotes[1358] = "If you drag me into any stores that sell anything purple and fuzzy, I'm getting one of the mall cops to beat you. -- Mark V.";
   q2Quotes[1359] = "\"The end of the universe is near. Please log off.\" -- Heard over the P.A. at work. (Universe is one of our networks.)";
   q2Quotes[1360] = "There is always something new out of Africa. -- Gaius Plinius Secundus";
   q2Quotes[1361] = "You can play with the fire but do not get burned. -- Joe Planchat";
   q2Quotes[1362] = "People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet";
   q2Quotes[1363] = "\"The smartest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it, either. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember.\" -- Bethany";
   q2Quotes[1364] = "\"It is important to go through the steps to appreciate the impending apocalypse.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus, discussing supernovas.";
   q2Quotes[1365] = "\"If I had to choose between skim milk and death... I'd choose death.\" -- Carol Ann Langton, while pouring whole milk into her afternoon tea";
   q2Quotes[1366] = "\"You never get a first chance to make a second opinion.\" -- Jamie Jones delivers a drunken misquote on a holiday in Ibiza.";
   q2Quotes[1367] = "ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1368] = "CONTEMPT, n. The feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1369] = "\"I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.\" -- Wernher von Braun";
   q2Quotes[1370] = "Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard";
   q2Quotes[1371] = "If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.";
   q2Quotes[1372] = "Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. -- Aesop";
   q2Quotes[1373] = "People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[1374] = "Your fortune stateth: Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores you.";
   q2Quotes[1375] = "Chapter VIII: Due to the convergence of forces beyond his comprehension, Salvatore Quanucci was suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, and never heard from again.";
   q2Quotes[1376] = "\"I ask for a beer and he gives me a black 'I'.\" -- Ginny, after I got out of the car to go into a liquor store and stopped and handed her a letter which had fallen from a changeable sign.";
   q2Quotes[1377] = "\"Put something on this Christmas list that I can understand, like panties.\" -- Grandmom";
   q2Quotes[1378] = "Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?";
   q2Quotes[1379] = "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker";
   q2Quotes[1380] = "Your fortune stateth: Today is what happened to yesterday.";
   q2Quotes[1381] = "Pat: Have you ever talked on the phone? Terra: What? I'm talking to you now. Pat: Oh. -- Pat and Terra, on the phone. He meant to ask if I had ever talked on the phone while I was in the bathroom. Oops!";
   q2Quotes[1382] = "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch";
   q2Quotes[1383] = "RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a _liaison_ between a bald head and a bank account. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1384] = "Never underestimate the stupidity of anyone. -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[1385] = "Your fortune stateth: Truth will out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)";
   q2Quotes[1386] = "\"Cream soda's cream soda, a**hole! Making red doesn't help!\" -- Bill, a passionate cream soda-hater after being coaxed into trying a \"red\" version.";
   q2Quotes[1387] = "\"I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.\" -- Stephen Wolfram";
   q2Quotes[1388] = "If there is no wind, row. -- Polish proverb";
   q2Quotes[1389] = "\"Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.\" -- Stephen Leacock";
   q2Quotes[1390] = "Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Schiller is killer, and Goethe is moethe.";
   q2Quotes[1391] = "\"A housecat giving birth to a lion? That's gonna be one pissed off housecat.\" -- Adam, trying to explain why different species can't interbreed.";
   q2Quotes[1392] = "I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.";
   q2Quotes[1393] = "Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[1394] = "May your camel be as swift as the wind.";
   q2Quotes[1395] = "\"Our love is God. Let's go grab a slushie\" -- J .D., _Heathers_";
   q2Quotes[1396] = "Welcome to the Zoo!";
   q2Quotes[1397] = "\"He hadn't a single redeeming vice.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1398] = "\"FOUR bottles and TWO thirty packs in TWO days. Do the math. That's not good. Well... I mean it's great... but, ultimately... not good.\" -- College Frat guy to coworker and fellow College Frat guy";
   q2Quotes[1399] = "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not \"Eureka!\", but \"That's funny...\" -- Isaac Asimov";
   q2Quotes[1400] = "Your fortune stateth: It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.";
   q2Quotes[1401] = "If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.";
   q2Quotes[1402] = "\"Dinner theater is anti-culture.\" -- John Simon";
   q2Quotes[1403] = "I don't know what that marijuana is, but you bring it in here and I'll drink it!";
   q2Quotes[1404] = "\"There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.\" -- Ross MacDonald";
   q2Quotes[1405] = "Steve: You couldn't do that because mine would be solid. Ellie: It would have a bottom? Eek!";
   q2Quotes[1406] = "\"When I go to college, I want to be a party girl. I don't want to get drunk to where I don't know what I am doing, just enough to make me walk funny.\" -- Tiffany Heilbut, obviously clueless.";
   q2Quotes[1407] = "\"I understand your question and the answer is 'You're thinking too hard.'\" -- Jose Garcia";
   q2Quotes[1408] = "I can resist anything but temptation.";
   q2Quotes[1409] = "\"It's work that makes it suck.\" -- Pamela Ceccanti-Harris, while counting her blessings";
   q2Quotes[1410] = "\"I've said it once, I'll say it again: 'Too many monkeys.' -- Paul T. Baker, stuck in traffic.";
   q2Quotes[1411] = "Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery";
   q2Quotes[1412] = "\"I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[1413] = "From now on, I'm just going to call you \"bullet butt.\" -- Sara, during the crew team dinner, on Deborah's rowing technique";
   q2Quotes[1414] = "You just like to say their name: \"Atari Teenage Riot.\" -- Karen Keeler";
   q2Quotes[1415] = "\"usenet: it's not an obsession. it's just something I have to do ALL THE TIME.\" -- moxie@char.vnet.net";
   q2Quotes[1416] = "\"Wearing contact lenses is like wearing underwear, right? You don't really feel it or anything.\" -- Gabi";
   q2Quotes[1417] = "There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[1418] = "\"You abstracted that thing and you stuck it back in there!\" -- Dr. Ford, Ellie's calculus teacher";
   q2Quotes[1419] = "RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1420] = "Your fortune stateth: You have an unusual magnetic personality.  Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.";
   q2Quotes[1421] = "\"Mmmmm... pie....\" -- Tomas Terfloth and Devin Martyniuk, in every math class for two years, every time that 'pi' was written or said.";
   q2Quotes[1422] = "\"I pray to god that Rich doesn't find out that I just smoked three cigarettes in his car.\" -- Nick, on a car ride with Rich and Scott in the front seat and Nick and Pittman intoxicated in the back having a deep discussion about God.";
   q2Quotes[1423] = "\"Good men must not obey the laws too well.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[1424] = "Well, you see all this? [points to calculus stuff on board] It's all just the tangent line to the goofiness. -- Mr.Costa, calculus professor";
   q2Quotes[1425] = "\"I just love it when people ask me food and I have questions in my mouth!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[1426] = "\"Normal people worry me. That's why I'm so comfortable around myself.\" -- Heather M.";
   q2Quotes[1427] = "Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1428] = "I'm a horse. It's a fence. I'm over it. -- Jeff";
   q2Quotes[1429] = "According to my best recollection, I don't remember. -- Vincent \"Jimmy Blue Eyes\" Alo";
   q2Quotes[1430] = "And I alone am returned to wag the tail.";
   q2Quotes[1431] = "\"In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Lords and Ladies_";
   q2Quotes[1432] = "\"If someone would have told me the wall was there, I probably wouldn't have run into it. But then I wouldn't have run into the wall, and I wouldn't be saying this.... I'm going to shut up now.\" -- Inpheaux";
   q2Quotes[1433] = "If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.";
   q2Quotes[1434] = "PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1435] = "Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet";
   q2Quotes[1436] = "Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue. -- Alfieri";
   q2Quotes[1437] = "Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.";
   q2Quotes[1438] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.";
   q2Quotes[1439] = "The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston";
   q2Quotes[1440] = "\"I did not mean to eat his foot.\" -- After eating too much of a gingerbread man.";
   q2Quotes[1441] = "\"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.\" -- Fred Allen";
   q2Quotes[1442] = "Man is the measure of all things. -- Protagoras";
   q2Quotes[1443] = "\"Instead of worrying about my clothes, I could be someone that nobody knows.\" -- Stewart Copeland";
   q2Quotes[1444] = "Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.";
   q2Quotes[1445] = "\"Scandium is SCANDALOUS!!\" -- Colin D. in Chemistry class during a discussion of the elements.";
   q2Quotes[1446] = "\"Too crowdy. Use frash.\" -- Jen's grandfather's very expensive talking Japanese camera on a typical overcast Seattle day";
   q2Quotes[1447] = "\"Don't you ever kiss me when you are a girl!\" -- Dina, on IRC, to a male using a feminine nickname.";
   q2Quotes[1448] = "\"Lordie, Lordie, Lordie, he's not wearing any pants!\" -- Megan";
   q2Quotes[1449] = "Know thyself. -- Linnaeus";
   q2Quotes[1450] = "Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn Karol";
   q2Quotes[1451] = "\"Wobbler thought that California was where good people went when they died.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Only You Can Save Mankind_";
   q2Quotes[1452] = "Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.";
   q2Quotes[1453] = "\"Star and Core together are Car.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus";
   q2Quotes[1454] = "But anyway -- not to be vain or anything -- I really like the shape of my fingernails. -- Benji, at the theater, waiting for the movie to start.";
   q2Quotes[1455] = "To love another person is to see the face of God. -- Lyric from Les Miserables";
   q2Quotes[1456] = "You look really drunk and I smell really stoned. -- H.K., on the prospect of sneaking out of the dorm as freshmen.";
   q2Quotes[1457] = "PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1458] = "Your fortune stateth: Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.";
   q2Quotes[1459] = "Dr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.";
   q2Quotes[1460] = "\"Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[1461] = "The worst part of valor is indiscretion.";
   q2Quotes[1462] = "REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1463] = "\"The paths of glory at least lead to the grave, but the paths of duty may not get you anywhere.\" -- James Grover Thurber";
   q2Quotes[1464] = "\"Let's act like a fetus, and head out\" -- shouted by Clancy at the hopital after visiting Dan's newborn son.";
   q2Quotes[1465] = "Your fortune stateth: In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.";
   q2Quotes[1466] = "Necessity is a mother.";
   q2Quotes[1467] = "\"Advertise for free. Send $50.\" -- Billboard on Peach Street";
   q2Quotes[1468] = "\"Real happiness, in politics, is a wide-open hammer shot on some poor bastard who knows he's been trapped, but can't flee.\" -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[1469] = "Nothing can be done in one trip. -- Snider";
   q2Quotes[1470] = "It'll be a nice world if they ever get it finished.";
   q2Quotes[1471] = "A snake lurks in the grass. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)";
   q2Quotes[1472] = "The child is the father of the man. -- William Wordsworth";
   q2Quotes[1473] = "Britain is bad for my hair. -- Mel";
   q2Quotes[1474] = "\"Life is too important to take seriously.\" -- Corky Siegel";
   q2Quotes[1475] = "\"I remember the day my mother was born....\" -- Bonnie";
   q2Quotes[1476] = "Well, MY smiles are a buck a piece. -- the waitress at McDonald's, after hearing me read the \"Smiles are Free\" sign on the menu out loud.";
   q2Quotes[1477] = "\"Oh, pooterdoodle!\" -- an old lady overheard at a payphone in the mall.";
   q2Quotes[1478] = "When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries";
   q2Quotes[1479] = "\"I call that a scumhead.\" -- James Joyce";
   q2Quotes[1480] = "A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1";
   q2Quotes[1481] = "Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn";
   q2Quotes[1482] = "\"It's open season on my breasts when I'M dating someone.\" -- Mel, while discussing when it's appropriate to get intimate with someone.";
   q2Quotes[1483] = "Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers. -- Rainer Maria Rilke";
   q2Quotes[1484] = "(In response to a VCR that wasn't tracking properly at 1 a.m.) Karen: \"I wanna watch this movie. I'm going to Wal-mart to buy a new VCR.\" Housemate: \"Ok. Um, I think we need eggs too.\"";
   q2Quotes[1485] = "\"It's really hard overturning the will of the people.\" -- Oregon State Senator Marilyn Shannon";
   q2Quotes[1486] = "My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself \"the Charles Barkley of figure skating\", 1994";
   q2Quotes[1487] = "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.";
   q2Quotes[1488] = "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa Hoffman";
   q2Quotes[1489] = "\"A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.\" -- John Barrymore";
   q2Quotes[1490] = "\"Heigh-o silver and a cloud of fur and off she goes!\" -- Ellie's dad, after a cat jumped out of his lap.";
   q2Quotes[1491] = "I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1492] = "K: \"Can I call you back? I'm eating dinner\" R: \"Oh yeah, what are you eating?\" K: \"Oh you know, a spoonful of chocolate frosting, a packet of Taco Bell mild sauce, and a coke... the usual.\"";
   q2Quotes[1493] = "Your fortune stateth: You're definitely on their list.  The question to ask next is what list it is.";
   q2Quotes[1494] = "Have you locked your file cabinet?";
   q2Quotes[1495] = "\"What's a buzz feel like?\" -- Heather, upon drinking for the first time.";
   q2Quotes[1496] = "\"I dunno? About five pounds and a flannel shirt?\" -- Sara Liner";
   q2Quotes[1497] = "Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy. -- Hans Liepmann";
   q2Quotes[1498] = "\"It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[1499] = "\"Did you know that there are 1,872 tiles on that wall?\" (I nodded my head slowly.) \"Oh, of course you do. You've had this class before.\" -- Missy";
   q2Quotes[1500] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?";
   q2Quotes[1501] = "Your fortune stateth: Communicate!  It can't make things any worse.";
   q2Quotes[1502] = "ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1503] = "Thank you for observing all safety precautions.";
   q2Quotes[1504] = "\"Drink more, think less\" -- Laura to Sean during the weeks after his breakup with his girlfriend.";
   q2Quotes[1505] = "There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi";
   q2Quotes[1506] = "You... kiddie cocktail drinking pie eater! -- in honor of Dennis, Blake, Aaron, and Chris";
   q2Quotes[1507] = "Have an adequate day.";
   q2Quotes[1508] = "\"Ahh, fresh and clean. I am the anticrust.\" -- Thomas";
   q2Quotes[1509] = "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly. -- John Denver [I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]";
   q2Quotes[1510] = "Oh, wow! Look at the moon!";
   q2Quotes[1511] = "\"Indifference is isolation. In difference is texture and wonder.\" -- Edwin Schlossberg";
   q2Quotes[1512] = "\"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.\" -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[1513] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.";
   q2Quotes[1514] = "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[1515] = "Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1516] = "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields";
   q2Quotes[1517] = "You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone [Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]";
   q2Quotes[1518] = "(In a semi-dark house...) Karen: AAAAAAAAHHH! Matthew: What?!? Karen: My hair got in my face and I thought I had run into something.";
   q2Quotes[1519] = "\"Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs.\" -- Tom Wolfe";
   q2Quotes[1520] = "Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. -- Grace Hansen";
   q2Quotes[1521] = "\"If I was here to put stuff where it goes, I'd know where it was!\" -- frustrated part-time worker on not being able to find misplaced cleaning supplies.";
   q2Quotes[1522] = "-- Neophyte's serendipity.";
   q2Quotes[1523] = "\"Prehistory is everything that happened before anything happened.\" -- student in college Philosophy class.";
   q2Quotes[1524] = "Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. -- Thomas Szasz";
   q2Quotes[1525] = "\"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp -- or what's a heaven for?\" -- Robert Browning";
   q2Quotes[1526] = "\"What did you do when the ship sank?\"  \"I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.\"";
   q2Quotes[1527] = "\"There is nothing outside the text.\" -- Jacques Derrida";
   q2Quotes[1528] = "\"I don't like to eat... but I know I have to.\" -- Jeff";
   q2Quotes[1529] = "The limits of my language means the limits of my world. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein";
   q2Quotes[1530] = "\"Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe.\" -- Elbert Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[1531] = "Sometimes I think I'm really a guy. Then I realize I'm not. -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[1532] = "\"Have you ever noticed that in the movies, whenever somebody buys something, they never wait for their change.\" -- Jesseca";
   q2Quotes[1533] = "DEFAME, v.t. To lie about another. To tell the truth about another. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1534] = "Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings";
   q2Quotes[1535] = "God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal. -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[1536] = "Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman";
   q2Quotes[1537] = "\"Trevor! Don't bite that man's pee-pee!\" -- Trevor's Dad";
   q2Quotes[1538] = "Where will it all end? Probably somewhere near where it all began.";
   q2Quotes[1539] = "\"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.\" -- Peter Alexander Ustinov";
   q2Quotes[1540] = "\"God is not ridiculous!\" -- Ann, in response to some of the stupid stuff her church committee was coming up with.";
   q2Quotes[1541] = "An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. -- Karl Kraus";
   q2Quotes[1542] = "Safety Third.";
   q2Quotes[1543] = "\"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.\" -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[1544] = "\"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about to engulf your planet!\"";
   q2Quotes[1545] = "\"Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[1546] = "The only certainty is that nothing is certain. -- Pliny the Elder";
   q2Quotes[1547] = "Jim: It's the cops, let's go. Tom: Why? Jim: We're gay prostitutes. Tom (stunned): What!?? We're not gay prostitutes! We're just standing here! Jim: Doesn't matter, they'll think we are. Tom: Why would they think that? Jim: 'cause we're cute.";
   q2Quotes[1548] = "\"For forms of government, let fools contest... what e're's best administered, is best.\" -- Alexander Pope";
   q2Quotes[1549] = "Also, don't you think they should allow pets on airplanes? They could have sections with little patches of grass.... -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[1550] = "Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. -- Leo Buscaglia";
   q2Quotes[1551] = "It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -- Hawkwind";
   q2Quotes[1552] = "You can see right through white things. Well, unless it's a big huge thick... wall. -- Shannon";
   q2Quotes[1553] = "\"If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?\" -- Holly";
   q2Quotes[1554] = "\"Humanity either makes, or breeds, or tolerates all its afflictions.\" -- Herbert George Wells";
   q2Quotes[1555] = "Beth: Jarrod got a speeding ticket yesterday. Amber: For what? Walking too fast? -- Amber, making fun of Jarrod, who doesn't have a car.";
   q2Quotes[1556] = "For religious education class my son had to describe what his conscience is. His answer: \"If it weren't for my conscience I'd be sinning all the time.\" -- Reed Schulke";
   q2Quotes[1557] = "Oops! -- Rae, after almost flipping her car and crashing into my car at the same time, nearly killing our whole team.";
   q2Quotes[1558] = "I feel Manly! Manly Men! -- Brenna and Melissa, who were both male characters in the school play.";
   q2Quotes[1559] = "Stamp out philately.";
   q2Quotes[1560] = "The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1561] = "The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's. -- Polish proverb";
   q2Quotes[1562] = "If the shoe fits, it's ugly.";
   q2Quotes[1563] = "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[1564] = "\"Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.\" -- Carl Beaudry (until you can prove otherwise)";
   q2Quotes[1565] = "\"What are you talking about, my random friend?\" -- Jess R. to Sarah G.";
   q2Quotes[1566] = "Mr. Goldenberg: \"Does anyone happen to know which country was third into World War I?\" Katie: \"Um, wasn't it Europe?\" (She remained rather confused when the class began to laugh...)";
   q2Quotes[1567] = "Your fortune stateth: Be careful!  UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!";
   q2Quotes[1568] = "\"I'm pretty sure it's your inability to hit the ball that makes you keep missing.\" -- Some kid's little-league coach";
   q2Quotes[1569] = "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words";
   q2Quotes[1570] = "Your fortune stateth: Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.";
   q2Quotes[1571] = "\"I am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees of nations.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[1572] = "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.";
   q2Quotes[1573] = "\"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.\" -- Martin Luther King, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[1574] = "That which goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. He who gets around usually gets a shot or two every month. -- Doug";
   q2Quotes[1575] = "Why serial commas are important: \"I dedicate this book to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.\"";
   q2Quotes[1576] = "Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to \"R.S. Ingersoll\" - a typo?)";
   q2Quotes[1577] = "\"Civilization is just a temporary failure of entropy.\" -- Christine Nelson";
   q2Quotes[1578] = "\"Hey baby, my love is like a wrecking ball. Wanna help me swing it?\" -- James Sproul, Bakersfield College";
   q2Quotes[1579] = "PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1580] = "\"You're infatuated with someone you love because they're SATAN.\"";
   q2Quotes[1581] = "I am become death, shatterer of worlds. -- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion";
   q2Quotes[1582] = "Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this cookie).";
   q2Quotes[1583] = "How come wrong numbers are never busy?";
   q2Quotes[1584] = "\"Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.\" -- John Adams";
   q2Quotes[1585] = "Your fortune stateth: Someone is speaking well of you.";
   q2Quotes[1586] = "John: \"Mabye you should stop taking the paint off that and take a break\" Brian: \"The big purple cow standing on the neon clown told me I can't!\" -- While removing paint off some old furniture and leaving the turpentine can open too long.";
   q2Quotes[1587] = "Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay";
   q2Quotes[1588] = "\"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.\" -- Andres S. Tannenbaum";
   q2Quotes[1589] = "\"Hey! 'Autographed by the author'!\" -- Paul B. in a bookstore, holding up a copy of the Bible";
   q2Quotes[1590] = "I have read your book and much like it. -- Moses Hadas, book reviewer";
   q2Quotes[1591] = "\"Well, the movie's got stuff blowing up. It can't be that bad.\" -- Shay, before watching The Fifth Element.";
   q2Quotes[1592] = "\"If I only had one tooth, I think I would brush it a real long time.\" -- Jeff";
   q2Quotes[1593] = "\"You can't expect a boy to be vicious until he has been to a good school.\" -- H. H. Munro (Saki)";
   q2Quotes[1594] = "Your fortune stateth: You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.";
   q2Quotes[1595] = "Don't talk to strangers unless they give you a bagel first. -- Sharon C.";
   q2Quotes[1596] = "\"Marlene, I don't think it's acceptable to set fire to your guests.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[1597] = "Santa Claus is watching!";
   q2Quotes[1598] = "It's better to burn out than it is to rust.";
   q2Quotes[1599] = "Cher, as soon as he breaks up with me, you're mine! -- Tyro, talking about the relationship between Cher and Rando.";
   q2Quotes[1600] = "Who, being loved, is poor? -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1601] = "My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.";
   q2Quotes[1602] = "A dead man cannot bite. -- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)";
   q2Quotes[1603] = "\"When reality comes knocking I am NOT answering the door!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[1604] = "\"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[1605] = "My next message will include a psychedelic dream sequence, so look out. -- Becky Banfield, while using email.";
   q2Quotes[1606] = "All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.";
   q2Quotes[1607] = "PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1608] = "Wait real quick! -- Attendent at Maveric Market";
   q2Quotes[1609] = "Life's not fair, but the root password helps.";
   q2Quotes[1610] = "\"I know why I got voted vice-president. It was my irresistable buns of steel.\" -- C.J. Johnson";
   q2Quotes[1611] = "Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. -- Colin Greene";
   q2Quotes[1612] = "Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. -- P.J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[1613] = "\"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[1614] = "\"In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom...Make no mistake; all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S.\" -- William Burroughs";
   q2Quotes[1615] = "\"I don't like meat on my cheese.\" -- Elizabeth, when asked if she wanted pepperoni on her pizza.";
   q2Quotes[1616] = "Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.";
   q2Quotes[1617] = "Your fortune stateth: Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to a new town.";
   q2Quotes[1618] = "\"The right to revolt has sources deep in our history.\" -- Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas";
   q2Quotes[1619] = "I'm a freak and a happy one. I looked like Darth Vader. I was Darth Vader. I am Darth Vader. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[1620] = "Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.";
   q2Quotes[1621] = "It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.";
   q2Quotes[1622] = "\"Nothing is too high for the daring of mortals: we storm heaven itself in our folly.\" -- Horace";
   q2Quotes[1623] = "\"Put your hand down! I'm trying to teach!\" -- Mrs. O'Brien, Geometry teacher.";
   q2Quotes[1624] = "May you live in uninteresting times. -- Chinese proverb";
   q2Quotes[1625] = "Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.";
   q2Quotes[1626] = "Your fortune stateth: Never look up when dragons fly overhead.";
   q2Quotes[1627] = "\"There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it.\" Niven's Law #16";
   q2Quotes[1628] = "That's alright, I have a jack. -- Rando";
   q2Quotes[1629] = "One of life's greatest pleasures is soggy blueberry muffins. -- Maria Dopheide";
   q2Quotes[1630] = "Jim: \"So are you gonna go out with Sasha, Jordie?\" Jordie: \"Uh... probably not. I don't want her using me for sex.\"";
   q2Quotes[1631] = "\"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written, that is all.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1632] = "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow";
   q2Quotes[1633] = "\"Nothing rhymes with nostril.\" -- Melanie";
   q2Quotes[1634] = "\"I am the ultimate grand master of reverse continuity, and you wanna know why? Because there is no roman numeral for zero.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[1635] = "Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh. -- Mister Boffo";
   q2Quotes[1636] = "Degan: Yeah, I eat like a sparrow. Tomas: You mean, twice your own body weight a day? Wow.";
   q2Quotes[1637] = "\"Are you 21?\" -- Lee M., to a substitute teacher in Government class.";
   q2Quotes[1638] = "If the ends don't justify the means, then what does? -- Robert Moses";
   q2Quotes[1639] = "There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. -- Lord Thomas Rober Dewar";
   q2Quotes[1640] = "You know what I like to do best? I like to clean my ears. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[1641] = "There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane";
   q2Quotes[1642] = "Ew! Meat! -- some girl's response to the slice of lunchmeat Ben put in her purse.";
   q2Quotes[1643] = "I'm not proud.";
   q2Quotes[1644] = "I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance.";
   q2Quotes[1645] = "\"If something tastes bad and you don't eat it, would it taste better if you did?\" -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[1646] = "I hate trolls. Maybe I could metamorph it into something else -- like a ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon. -- Willow";
   q2Quotes[1647] = "\"Men and women, women and men. It will never work.\" -- Erica Jong";
   q2Quotes[1648] = "That's odd. That's very odd. Wouldn't you say that's very odd?";
   q2Quotes[1649] = "Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.";
   q2Quotes[1650] = "\"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.\" -- Hassan I Sabbah";
   q2Quotes[1651] = "He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open. -- Scottish proverb.";
   q2Quotes[1652] = "f u cn rd ths u r usng unx";
   q2Quotes[1653] = "\"My Honda Civic is bigger than your Honda Civic.\" -- Julie Jorgensen";
   q2Quotes[1654] = "Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)";
   q2Quotes[1655] = "\"Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party.\" -- Joseph Stalin";
   q2Quotes[1656] = "\"The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.\" -- Harlan Ellison";
   q2Quotes[1657] = "\"Are you a hermaphrodite table?\" -- Daniel \"Fluffy\"";
   q2Quotes[1658] = "Have at you!";
   q2Quotes[1659] = "\"People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1660] = "Life is a giant ball of stress with powder puffs of stressed compactness. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[1661] = "Do not use that foreign word \"ideals\". We have that excellent native word \"lies\". -- Henrik Ibsen, \"The Wild Duck\"";
   q2Quotes[1662] = "Given my druthers, I'd druther not.";
   q2Quotes[1663] = "\"I'd rather be rich than stupid.\" -- Jack Handy";
   q2Quotes[1664] = "Absence makes the heart grow fonder -- of somebody else.";
   q2Quotes[1665] = "\"We should just not have prom at all and skip the foreplay\" -- Jacob, discussing where to have prom.";
   q2Quotes[1666] = "\"If that boy had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it like it was a toy!\" -- Grandma Lee, about her son.";
   q2Quotes[1667] = "Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- \"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.\" -- Ambrose Bierce, \"The Devil's Dictionary\"";
   q2Quotes[1668] = "He who hates vices hates mankind.";
   q2Quotes[1669] = "Ed: What time is it? Val: Ten. Ed: O'Clock?";
   q2Quotes[1670] = "\"That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!.....almost.\" -- Chris's Dad";
   q2Quotes[1671] = "HARBOR, n. A place where ships taking shelter from stores are exposed to the fury of the customs. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1672] = "Ewwww, why do they do that? Will they look at the underwear? -- Emily, when told that the airline officials check your suitcase if you tell them you have a bomb";
   q2Quotes[1673] = "\"A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.\" -- Farmers Almanac";
   q2Quotes[1674] = "Don't force it, get a larger hammer. -- Anthony";
   q2Quotes[1675] = "Your fortune stateth: Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.";
   q2Quotes[1676] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.";
   q2Quotes[1677] = "Ad astra per aspera. [To the stars by aspiration.]";
   q2Quotes[1678] = "No, a grape, because a grape is a raisin, and a raisin is silly. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[1679] = "Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts. -- Plotinus";
   q2Quotes[1680] = "Conversation in a car that kept backing into a pole in a parking lot: MK: Do you want one of us to get out and help you? Katherine: Nah, I'll just keep hitting it.";
   q2Quotes[1681] = "Emily: \"It's like when you cut a chicken's head off and it runs around for a while.\" Missy: \"I wonder if people would do that.\"";
   q2Quotes[1682] = "\"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1683] = "\"What?? You're kidding me. They are giving away FREE beer??!!\" -- Valerie and Lindsey";
   q2Quotes[1684] = "I have Pledge all over my feet. Now all I have to do is walk on my furniture and it'll be dusted. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[1685] = "Your fortune stateth: You're not my type.  For that matter, you're not even my species!!!";
   q2Quotes[1686] = "To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. -- Tom Robbins";
   q2Quotes[1687] = "\"It's generally easier to lie to you first, then go back and fix it. Like, on the test.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus";
   q2Quotes[1688] = "\"I only wished for one of the candles to stay lit!\" -- 5-year-old Kayla, crying after blowing out the candles on her birthday cake.";
   q2Quotes[1689] = "Nobody ever died from oven crude poisoning.";
   q2Quotes[1690] = "New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Yourself. Apply within.";
   q2Quotes[1691] = "PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1692] = "\"My dear teacher, I will say it once more, emphatically: Bangladesh!\" -- Ryan Patterson";
   q2Quotes[1693] = "The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[1694] = "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait";
   q2Quotes[1695] = "\"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it.\" -- Wendell Berry";
   q2Quotes[1696] = "What fools these morals be!";
   q2Quotes[1697] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be surrounded by luxury.";
   q2Quotes[1698] = "I exist, therefore I am paid.";
   q2Quotes[1699] = "An ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation.";
   q2Quotes[1700] = "\"Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.\" -- Tom Stoppard";
   q2Quotes[1701] = "\"When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.\" -- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[1702] = "\"Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[1703] = "Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?";
   q2Quotes[1704] = "\"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[1705] = "Highway sign: \"The National Institute for the Blind\" Deborah: \"Wait, how would they know that it's here? ... unless they had really big braille....\"";
   q2Quotes[1706] = "Metermaids eat their young.";
   q2Quotes[1707] = "Love the sea? I dote upon it -- from the beach.";
   q2Quotes[1708] = "Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar";
   q2Quotes[1709] = "Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus";
   q2Quotes[1710] = "\"Hey...I didn't know Bocephus was in concert tonight with Hank Williams Jr. I just saw his bus downtown at the arena.\" -- Jenny...obviously not a country music fan";
   q2Quotes[1711] = "\"I'm a squid, I'm a born lever puller.\"";
   q2Quotes[1712] = "\"Sucks to be you.\" -- my friend Lisa Goreman, as I ran into a trashcan which fell over and rolled down a concrete hill at school and hit the security guard's car.";
   q2Quotes[1713] = "If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war. -- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War";
   q2Quotes[1714] = "Wonderful! Is it a colt or a filly? -- Jennifer, an equestrienne, after hearing of news of a human friend's giving birth.";
   q2Quotes[1715] = "\"I never want to get what I want again!\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[1716] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.";
   q2Quotes[1717] = "Don't get mad, get interest.";
   q2Quotes[1718] = "Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1719] = "\"I'm gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna....\" -- Shannon, trying to spit out that she was gonna go to the bathroom.";
   q2Quotes[1720] = "Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb";
   q2Quotes[1721] = "Mum's the word. -- Miguel de Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[1722] = "If \"Moby Dick\" had been written from Captain Ahab's point of view, would the opening sentence have been, \"Call me Fishmeal\"? -- Stanley Anderson, to his wife Angelee.";
   q2Quotes[1723] = "Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?";
   q2Quotes[1724] = "\"I don't need to see for what I do in the dark.\" -- Mort, about painting my nails in the dark";
   q2Quotes[1725] = "\"Every time I hear that phone it's ringing!\" -- Nathan";
   q2Quotes[1726] = "I've never brought any meat into the house. Well, except for that placenta, but I planted that already. -- Laura Moon";
   q2Quotes[1727] = "Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.";
   q2Quotes[1728] = "Think honk if you're a telepath.";
   q2Quotes[1729] = "Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[1730] = "\"Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[1731] = "\"A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.\" -- Victor Lownes";
   q2Quotes[1732] = "Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.";
   q2Quotes[1733] = "\"Awww! They're all shriveled up like dead worms!\" -- Alisha, after pulling bacon out of the microwave.";
   q2Quotes[1734] = "\"What's he saying? Chicken Cherry Cola? What the f*** kinda sense does that make?!?\" -- Jason Holliman, on the first hearing of Savage Garden's song \"I Want You\" (and I REALLY hate that song).";
   q2Quotes[1735] = "I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.";
   q2Quotes[1736] = "I will never lie to you.";
   q2Quotes[1737] = "\"Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.\" -- anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1738] = "The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[1739] = "\"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.\" -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[1740] = "The Chinese can't pronounce my last name. The closest they can get to is \"Ma'keb.\" The funny thing is, it also means \"S***HEAD!\" -- M. McCabe, ELI 0A1 Teacher";
   q2Quotes[1741] = "\"The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.\" -- William Osler";
   q2Quotes[1742] = "\"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.\" -- Peter De Vries";
   q2Quotes[1743] = "Don: What is this place? It looks like a dentist's office. Kristin: I don't know about you, but I'm not going to any dentist with a drive-thru.";
   q2Quotes[1744] = "Hi. My name is felicia, and I work at Wendy's. My manager's name is Dave, and he's gay. -- Felicia";
   q2Quotes[1745] = "\"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.\" -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[1746] = "A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it.";
   q2Quotes[1747] = "I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[1748] = "\"Who's playing hunchback?\" -- Linda Bean, while watching a Notre Dame football game on TV.";
   q2Quotes[1749] = "TJ: Tell me, do I look fat? D: Depends on how you spell it.";
   q2Quotes[1750] = "Sleep is for the weak and sickly.";
   q2Quotes[1751] = "\"To believe is very dull. To doubt is intensely engrossing. To be on the alert is to live, to be lulled into security is to die.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1752] = "But *I'm* a big fat man!!! -- Yazmeen, the size 5 editor of a woman's college newspaper, after her entire senior staff told her that she couldn't run clip art that had a big fat man sitting at \"The Editor's Desk\"";
   q2Quotes[1753] = "A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct. -- Princess Irulan, \"Manual of Maud'Dib\"";
   q2Quotes[1754] = "\"There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[1755] = "\"My teeth itch!\" -- Jason, to a waitress after a long night of imbibing, when she asked \"How's eveything here?\"";
   q2Quotes[1756] = "\"When will the rhetorical questions all END?!\" -- Courtney";
   q2Quotes[1757] = "Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours. -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[1758] = "UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1759] = "Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley";
   q2Quotes[1760] = "Your fortune stateth: You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.";
   q2Quotes[1761] = "Bhavika (reading a Lab Safety sheet for Chemistry): \"Report all accidents, no matter how minor, to your instructor.\" Ellie (in faked panicky voice): \"Nooo! Teacher! Teacher! I broke a nail!\"";
   q2Quotes[1762] = "Grock: (sarcastically) Jimi Hendrix is such great morning music. Cade: Could be worse. We could be listening to Gwar or Neil Diamond.\"";
   q2Quotes[1763] = "\"Seattle is reformatting my hard-drive and I am craving junk food.\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[1764] = "\"Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.\" -- Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[1765] = "There are more things in heaven and earth than any place else.";
   q2Quotes[1766] = "REFORM, v. A thing that mostly satisfies reformers opposed to reformation. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1767] = "\"Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.\" -- Margaret Thatcher";
   q2Quotes[1768] = "\"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.\" -- John Morley";
   q2Quotes[1769] = "I can't lip read sign language. -- Mike Cornell";
   q2Quotes[1770] = "\"He's pinching me! He's a woman!\" -- Ryan Mitcha-waza-kowski";
   q2Quotes[1771] = "\"Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy.\" -- Richard M. Nixon";
   q2Quotes[1772] = "\"Put on your hobbit costume and go -- AAAAAAAGH! GET THE GODDAMN CAT OFF ME!\"";
   q2Quotes[1773] = "The early worm gets the late bird.";
   q2Quotes[1774] = "What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.";
   q2Quotes[1775] = "Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future. -- Niels Bohr";
   q2Quotes[1776] = "Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981";
   q2Quotes[1777] = "Answer the doorbell!! -- Sleepwalking Jes, age 8, pointing at our blinking light-sensitive night light.";
   q2Quotes[1778] = "There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1779] = "What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence. -- Wittgenstein";
   q2Quotes[1780] = "\"If Christopher Colombus found America, why didn't he keep it?\" -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[1781] = "\"I want to be a Ninja.\" -- Kate during a long period of silence on one drunken Friday night.";
   q2Quotes[1782] = "\"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.\" -- Woody Allen, on the KKK";
   q2Quotes[1783] = "\"Herb garden my eye!\" -- Rando, after watching a Chia Pet Commercial";
   q2Quotes[1784] = "A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques contaminate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain edible nutriments.";
   q2Quotes[1785] = "Your fortune stateth: You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.";
   q2Quotes[1786] = "\"It doesn't count unless they fall down.\" -- Michele, after bumping a pedestrian on the streets of Daytona Beach during Spring Break.";
   q2Quotes[1787] = "A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.";
   q2Quotes[1788] = "I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewis";
   q2Quotes[1789] = "My nose feels like a baked potato. -- Jill";
   q2Quotes[1790] = "\"Yes! The sad pathetic mutiny-inducing puppy face worked!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[1791] = "Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. -- Libbie Fudim";
   q2Quotes[1792] = "\"I shot you right between the nose!\" -- Justin, a former friend of Ellie's brother.";
   q2Quotes[1793] = "\"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.\" -- Richard P. Feynman";
   q2Quotes[1794] = "\"Imminent Death of the Net Predicted. GIFs at 11.\" -- Carl Rigney";
   q2Quotes[1795] = "What causes the mysterious death of everyone?";
   q2Quotes[1796] = "\"If my head were flat I could go anywhere.\" [others laugh] \"No guys, I really mean it. Just think about if your head were flat.\"";
   q2Quotes[1797] = "Death to all fanatics!";
   q2Quotes[1798] = "\"Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.\" -- Lady Violet Bonham Carter";
   q2Quotes[1799] = "Your fortune stateth: Excellent time to become a missing person.";
   q2Quotes[1800] = "I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone. -- Ben Williams";
   q2Quotes[1801] = "OVERWORK, n. A dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1802] = "\"When you get to be my age you want someone to listen to you and no one does. That's why I have you.\" -- Mr. Welker, the boss";
   q2Quotes[1803] = "\"As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.\" -- Jonathan Swift";
   q2Quotes[1804] = "Isn't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.";
   q2Quotes[1805] = "\"The world would be a much prettier place if those blue M&M's would melt in your hands. Just think -- EVERYTHING BLUE!\" -- Mike Lavery";
   q2Quotes[1806] = "\"Good <insert noun> man, cheap!\" -- Serdar when describing virtually anything he buys, such as \"Good paper towels man, cheap!\"";
   q2Quotes[1807] = "Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1808] = "\"I'm sorry, but we don't make appointments at this desk. However, there's a pay phone right over there, if you would like to call and schedule one.\" -- clinic secretary";
   q2Quotes[1809] = "Gina: \"Turkey doesn't go next to the mustard!!!\" -- to me (Jimmy) while I was making her a sandwich. Later used as the definition of wigging.";
   q2Quotes[1810] = "\"Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.\" -- Paul Eldridge";
   q2Quotes[1811] = "All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost.";
   q2Quotes[1812] = "Your fortune stateth: Are you sure the back door is locked?";
   q2Quotes[1813] = "\"The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so that they will believe they are as clever as he.\" -- Karl Kraus";
   q2Quotes[1814] = "Jess playing a game trying to describe a word that she doesn't know: Jess: Horses wear them!!!!! (The word was Girdle)";
   q2Quotes[1815] = "\"I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.\" -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery";
   q2Quotes[1816] = "The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow";
   q2Quotes[1817] = "The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively. -- Peter Beard";
   q2Quotes[1818] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't plan any hasty moves.  You'll be evicted soon anyway.";
   q2Quotes[1819] = "This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more they possess. -- Rainer Maria Rilke";
   q2Quotes[1820] = "\"Humility is no substitute for a good personality.\" -- Fran Lebowitz";
   q2Quotes[1821] = "Any philosophy that can be put \"in a nutshell\" belongs there. -- Sydney J. Harris";
   q2Quotes[1822] = "A good memory does not equal pale ink.";
   q2Quotes[1823] = "I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[1824] = "It's warmer in the country than in the summer. -- Don Gares";
   q2Quotes[1825] = "Better tried by twelve than carried by six. -- Jeff Cooper";
   q2Quotes[1826] = "The love we give away is the only love we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[1827] = "\"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.\" -- Jack Handy";
   q2Quotes[1828] = "I'm so far behind, I'm planning for yesterday. -- Doug Abels";
   q2Quotes[1829] = "A crow perched himself on a telephone wire. He was going to make a long-distance caw.";
   q2Quotes[1830] = "PREDICAMENT, n. The wage of consistency. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1831] = "\"I (heart) heavy artillery.\" --T-shirt Paul B. had made for Jay";
   q2Quotes[1832] = "A bisexual is someone who is just trying to increase their chances of getting laid by 50%. -- Tyler";
   q2Quotes[1833] = "Flailing dinosaurs are a danger to everyone. -- Eric";
   q2Quotes[1834] = "\"Ya gotta be so cool to be this square\" -- Mitch Collier, when ordering Chop Suey at a Chinese restaurant.";
   q2Quotes[1835] = "What color oranges do you have? -- Kathy";
   q2Quotes[1836] = "\"All rise.\" -- Southwest Airlines pilot, to the passengers as he turned off the \"fasten seatbelt\" light after landing.";
   q2Quotes[1837] = "\"Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.\" -- George Orwell";
   q2Quotes[1838] = "To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch";
   q2Quotes[1839] = "\"If people were any dumber, they couldn't wipe their own butts.\" -- Gail, for no reason whatsoever.";
   q2Quotes[1840] = "Words are the voice of the heart.";
   q2Quotes[1841] = "\"Take out a piece of paper and write your name next to it.\" -- Mr. Wittner";
   q2Quotes[1842] = "Stu: \"Can I shuffle the windows?\" Me: \"Don't you mean the curtains?\" 2 minutes pass... Stu: \"I guess so.\"";
   q2Quotes[1843] = "-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.";
   q2Quotes[1844] = "\"Jane Deere\" -- The label on the side of our friend Diane's tractor.";
   q2Quotes[1845] = "Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little";
   q2Quotes[1846] = "\"I don't like to drool. I do like to talk with my mouth full. That's my favorite thing.\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[1847] = "\"Um, flammable?\" -- Annie Minninger in Phys. World, answering the question \"What's another term for a non-conductive material?\"";
   q2Quotes[1848] = "Missy: \"Mr. Balfour, you don't like me very much, do you?\" Mr. Balfour: \"In all my 30 years of teaching, I've never liked a student.\"";
   q2Quotes[1849] = "\"A machine is as distinctively and brilliantly and expressively human as a violin sonata or a theorem in Euclid.\" -- Gregory Vlastos";
   q2Quotes[1850] = "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -- Charlie Brown, character in \"Peanuts\" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz";
   q2Quotes[1851] = "Now there's a violent movie titled, \"The Croquet Homicide,\" or \"Murder With Mallets Aforethought.\" -- Shelby Friedman, WSJ.";
   q2Quotes[1852] = "Annie: \"I look like a goon in all my pictures.\" Tara: \"Annie, that's what you always look like.\" Annie: \"So, what's your point?\"";
   q2Quotes[1853] = "Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple";
   q2Quotes[1854] = "LUMINARY, n. One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1855] = "REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1856] = "Our problems are so serious that the best way to talk about them is lightheartedly.";
   q2Quotes[1857] = "\"I've heard rumors that you have been tackling hookers on the field.\" -- the president of my college, who doesn't know much about rugby.";
   q2Quotes[1858] = "You have to type to live, right? -- Chris Miller, hardcore geek.";
   q2Quotes[1859] = "LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1860] = "When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. -- Gen. C. Abrams";
   q2Quotes[1861] = "Mr. Scott: \"So if you were a chemist for a major company, you would be aiming for about zero to two percent error.\" Mike: \"What would they say to 100% error?\" Mr. Scott: \"They'd probably frown upon that.\"";
   q2Quotes[1862] = "\"Love me tender and call me pickle-boy.\" -- spoken with a straight face by Rubina. Five minutes later she burst out laughing, spilling orange juice all over her white shirt.";
   q2Quotes[1863] = "Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. -- Al Capp";
   q2Quotes[1864] = "There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach";
   q2Quotes[1865] = "\"Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.\" -- Fyodor Dostoevsky";
   q2Quotes[1866] = "The nourishment is palatable. -- Millard Fillmore, dying words";
   q2Quotes[1867] = "Whatever became of eternal truth?";
   q2Quotes[1868] = "\"See? Physics works!\" -- Fr. McLernan, after demonstrating how to predict the period of a pendulum.";
   q2Quotes[1869] = "If you don't shut up, I'm going to light you on fire. -- Overheard at EDGEFEST";
   q2Quotes[1870] = "Your fortune stateth: So you're back... about time...";
   q2Quotes[1871] = "Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words";
   q2Quotes[1872] = "\"Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[1873] = "\"Okay, so we'll set the ball off and it will go down the ramp. Then we'll explain why it didn't work.\" -- Whitney, discussing our physics project presentation.";
   q2Quotes[1874] = "\"When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.\" -- Peter De Vries";
   q2Quotes[1875] = "Immature love says: \"I love you because I need you.\" Mature love says: \"I need you because I love you.\" -- Erich Fromm";
   q2Quotes[1876] = "\"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.\" -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[1877] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.";
   q2Quotes[1878] = "\"I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.\" -- Jimi Hendrix";
   q2Quotes[1879] = "Why would anyone want to be called \"Later\"?";
   q2Quotes[1880] = "I have an Eddie Murphy laugh. Don't twist my head off. -- Erin Smith, at Denny's, way too late at night";
   q2Quotes[1881] = "OK, so he's a cross-dressing bull. Is that a problem? -- Alana defending her stuffed cow Mortimer, after a friend pointing out that there are no male cows; then they'd be bulls";
   q2Quotes[1882] = "\"Your hair looks good.... From the back.\" -- Melena";
   q2Quotes[1883] = "\"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[1884] = "\"'I'd like to know if I could compare you to a summer's day. Because -- well, June 12th was quite nice, and...'\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Wyrd Sisters_";
   q2Quotes[1885] = "Deborah: \"Dave, have you been putting my beanie babies in sexually suggestive positions?\" Dave: \"No... but look what you can do with them!\" (Dave then proceeds to put the cow and frog beanie babies in a sexually suggestive position.)";
   q2Quotes[1886] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.";
   q2Quotes[1887] = "Just think if you were a molecule and had to be called Ethyl Heptane. -- Jeff";
   q2Quotes[1888] = "The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig";
   q2Quotes[1889] = "I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard";
   q2Quotes[1890] = "A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak. -- Michael Garrett Marino";
   q2Quotes[1891] = "HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS";
   q2Quotes[1892] = "\"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.\" -- Elbert Green Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[1893] = "\"Television: chewing gum for the eyes.\" -- Frank Lloyd Wright";
   q2Quotes[1894] = "Your fortune stateth: You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.";
   q2Quotes[1895] = "An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey";
   q2Quotes[1896] = "\"Smell my foot?\" -- Becky";
   q2Quotes[1897] = "\"THE MOON IS ON FIRE!!!\" -- Corey DeHart, on a sunny day in Washington.";
   q2Quotes[1898] = "Let your conscience be your guide. -- Pope";
   q2Quotes[1899] = "Silence is the only virtue you have left.";
   q2Quotes[1900] = "If the meanings of \"true\" and \"false\" were switched, then this sentence would not be false.";
   q2Quotes[1901] = "A few tropical fish in the river of life would be cool. -- Andy Whitman";
   q2Quotes[1902] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.";
   q2Quotes[1903] = "\"All I ever wanted was to be their son, but no! I had to be the little slave boy!\" -- Jon ranting about bad memories playing house with his older brother and sister.";
   q2Quotes[1904] = "Your fortune stateth: Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual!";
   q2Quotes[1905] = "Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan";
   q2Quotes[1906] = "Delight and amaze me!";
   q2Quotes[1907] = "\"I'm going to slap you naked and hide your clothes!\" -- anonymous Latin Teacher";
   q2Quotes[1908] = "\"Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.\" -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1909] = "\"Father McLernan is the 'Lord of the High\"' -- Steve B., after several inhalations of Father's volatile chemicals in Chemistry.";
   q2Quotes[1910] = "Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing. -- Engineer's Motto";
   q2Quotes[1911] = "\"On applause: They named it Ovation from the Latin _ovis_, a sheep.\" -- Plutarch";
   q2Quotes[1912] = "\"The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.\" -- Ralph W. Sockman";
   q2Quotes[1913] = "\"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.\" -- Fran Lebowitz";
   q2Quotes[1914] = "\"You're my lovey, fuzzy, rattle-snake-headed, gooey, stupid, stinky-bear!\" -- The girl whose name dare not be spoken (a.k.a. Sherry)";
   q2Quotes[1915] = "\"One who contends with immortals lives a very short life.\" -- Homer";
   q2Quotes[1916] = "Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!";
   q2Quotes[1917] = "(Sherie's roommate was looking in the mirror ) Jimmy: \"What are you doing?\" Roommate: \"Practicing smiling so it doesn't look fake.\"";
   q2Quotes[1918] = "If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one. -- John Galsworthy";
   q2Quotes[1919] = "I like the floor, because you can't fall off. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[1920] = "\"I've decided I hate last month.\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[1921] = "Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.";
   q2Quotes[1922] = "\"Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[1923] = "If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. -- Rob Stampfli";
   q2Quotes[1924] = "He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth.";
   q2Quotes[1925] = "A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[1926] = "[Fumbiling around in the dark with my best friend and her boyfriend] K: Umm, Rich, that's not my bellybutton. R: Kate, that's not my finger.";
   q2Quotes[1927] = "-- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.";
   q2Quotes[1928] = "\"Oh, that's just me calling me back.\" - -- Ami, hearing the phone ring just after she hung up on her machine.";
   q2Quotes[1929] = "Your fortune stateth: \"You've got to think about tomorrow!\"  \"TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!\"";
   q2Quotes[1930] = "\"But Huey, you PROMISED!\" \"Tell 'em I lied.\"";
   q2Quotes[1931] = "\"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.\" -- William James";
   q2Quotes[1932] = "\"God it's so cold, it's like zero below in here!\" -- Chris";
   q2Quotes[1933] = "Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless.";
   q2Quotes[1934] = "When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?";
   q2Quotes[1935] = "I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[1936] = "I like life -- it's something to do.";
   q2Quotes[1937] = "The last person who said that (God rest his soul) lived to regret it.";
   q2Quotes[1938] = "You should have seen the dog when I did that to HIS leg! -- Overheard late at night at 7-11.";
   q2Quotes[1939] = "Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words";
   q2Quotes[1940] = "\"Oink oink\" [A few seconds pass.] \"That's not the sound a dolphin makes, is it?\" -- E. to a dolphin at Seaworld";
   q2Quotes[1941] = "Help! I've forgotten how to think! -- Taylor on a late night chat";
   q2Quotes[1942] = "The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward";
   q2Quotes[1943] = "Where there are visible vapors, having their prevenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.";
   q2Quotes[1944] = "\"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.\" -- Napoleon Bonaparte";
   q2Quotes[1945] = "\"Flying octopuses are dropping canned ravioli on the roof.\" -- David, about the rain.";
   q2Quotes[1946] = "Never look a gift horse in the mouth. -- Saint Jerome";
   q2Quotes[1947] = "Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.";
   q2Quotes[1948] = "If God does not exist, then everything is permitted. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils";
   q2Quotes[1949] = "Tis man's perdition to be safe, when for the truth he ought to die.";
   q2Quotes[1950] = "Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[1951] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't get to bragging.";
   q2Quotes[1952] = "\"Everyone strives to be Hootie, thought most are destined to be mere Blowfish.\" -- Brian L. Garrett, 1996";
   q2Quotes[1953] = "Why are you so hard to ignore?";
   q2Quotes[1954] = "Me: It's a full moon tonight Caitlin: Where is the moon? (we look up and around for a minute) Me:I don't see it Caitlin: Ohmygod! Where'd the moon go! (we become hysterical until we realize it's behind us)";
   q2Quotes[1955] = "RECOLLECT, v. To recall with additions something not previously known. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1956] = "\"I wonder if Mark E. Smith wakes up wondering who he can hate today\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[1957] = "It's a fine night to have an evening.";
   q2Quotes[1958] = "\"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.\" -- Henry Louis Mencken";
   q2Quotes[1959] = "-- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.";
   q2Quotes[1960] = "\"Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.\" -- George Orwell";
   q2Quotes[1961] = "\"I flip my quarter and I get a 6.\" -- Erica, a little bit wasted";
   q2Quotes[1962] = "Me not responsible. Me just pawn in game of life.";
   q2Quotes[1963] = "Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong";
   q2Quotes[1964] = "Your fortune stateth: You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.";
   q2Quotes[1965] = "The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard";
   q2Quotes[1966] = "\"Ohhhh. You ruined my plot to kill Uncle John!\" -- 3 year old Connor after his dad took his toys off the stairs.";
   q2Quotes[1967] = "\"There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.\" -- J. S. Bach";
   q2Quotes[1968] = "Your fortune stateth: You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.";
   q2Quotes[1969] = "How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils";
   q2Quotes[1970] = "\"I broke up with her because she paid to much attention to me.\" -- Mike trying to justify dumping his girlfriend after only two weeks.";
   q2Quotes[1971] = "\"Art is either plagiarism or revolution.\" -- Paul Guaguin";
   q2Quotes[1972] = "Your fortune stateth: Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.";
   q2Quotes[1973] = "When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard";
   q2Quotes[1974] = "\"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.\" -- Sam Levenson";
   q2Quotes[1975] = "S: \"I'm going to eat one piece of each kind.\" A: \"How very non-discriminatory of you.\"";
   q2Quotes[1976] = "Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.";
   q2Quotes[1977] = "Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it. -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[1978] = "\"You're not throwing up and you're not fooling anyone!\" -- Hanifo, to her teacher.";
   q2Quotes[1979] = "Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. -- Claudette Colbert";
   q2Quotes[1980] = "Your fortune stateth: You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.";
   q2Quotes[1981] = "Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing. -- The Mad Dogtender";
   q2Quotes[1982] = "Your fortune stateth: You will become rich and famous unless you don't.";
   q2Quotes[1983] = "Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. -- Countess of Blessington";
   q2Quotes[1984] = "\"Three days biking home through the rain at night... finally no rain -- and no air in my tyre.\" -- my brother Stephan at 3 a.m., after walking from work.";
   q2Quotes[1985] = "Ellie, age 7, doing homework: \"Simple subject!\" Ellie's brother, age 4: \"What a bummer.\"";
   q2Quotes[1986] = "\"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.\" -- Richard Nixon";
   q2Quotes[1987] = "ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[1988] = "Things are not always what they seem. -- Phaedrus";
   q2Quotes[1989] = "Cheese on Tuesdays... Every day is Cheese Day! -- Midge";
   q2Quotes[1990] = "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell";
   q2Quotes[1991] = "\"Ideally, you should be your own hero, just as I am mine.\" -- Bargepole";
   q2Quotes[1992] = "[In Spanish Class] Sra. Ward: Javier, why are you talking? Javier: I wasn't! (He was.) Sra. Ward: Do you have a TV?";
   q2Quotes[1993] = "\"Are those the birds or the trees making that damn 'YAKKKKKKKKKOUHHHHHHH' sound?\" -- Sean, 4:30 a.m. Sydney Australia, after a 23-hour flight.";
   q2Quotes[1994] = "\"Mom, can I have some breakfast dessert?\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[1995] = "Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb";
   q2Quotes[1996] = "Sherry: \"Uh oh, it's that jagged little pill again.\" \"Uncle\" Ben: \"You mean A-lame-ass More-or-less?\" (remarking about some A. Morrisette song on the radio)";
   q2Quotes[1997] = "But I wanna be a spice girl too! -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[1998] = "Cheri: There's a difference between \"torment\" and \"happy\". Celia: Well, for you....";
   q2Quotes[1999] = "\"A school should not be a preparation for life. A school should be life.\" -- Elbert Green Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[2000] = "Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.";
   q2Quotes[2001] = "\"I believe you. Of course, I am naive.\" -- Thunder Denton";
   q2Quotes[2002] = "How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them.";
   q2Quotes[2003] = "The sheep died in the wool.";
   q2Quotes[2004] = "Teaching history is like eating ice cream and getting paid for it! -- Professor Richard Van Hall";
   q2Quotes[2005] = "When you're down and out, lift up your voice and shout, \"I'M DOWN AND OUT\"!";
   q2Quotes[2006] = "\"Any body of men who believe in hell will persecute whenever they have the power.\" -- Joseph M. McCabe";
   q2Quotes[2007] = "\"I have Scary Spice hair!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[2008] = "Hey, nice baby. Want another one? -- Ed Dusseault, on seeing an attractive mother";
   q2Quotes[2009] = "\"You shouldn't think about *how* we're doing this. You should ask yourself, 'why?'\" -- Penn Jillette";
   q2Quotes[2010] = "Nice guys get sick.";
   q2Quotes[2011] = "\"Super Monkey? ... FUN-BAGS!\" -- Eric Fitzpatrick";
   q2Quotes[2012] = "I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene";
   q2Quotes[2013] = "\"No, it's not a Lava Lamp; it's long.\" -- overheard at work";
   q2Quotes[2014] = "Girls... that's the reason they have beer. -- Scott";
   q2Quotes[2015] = "Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside. -- Eddie Cochran, \"Come On Everybody\"";
   q2Quotes[2016] = "\"It is wrong always, everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.\" -- W.K. Clifford";
   q2Quotes[2017] = "\"That smells good. I want some of that.\" -- Provolt, on a smell in his car";
   q2Quotes[2018] = "\"If it ain't broke, break it.\" -- my 3-year-old nephew, Cody";
   q2Quotes[2019] = "\"In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place.\" -- Mahatma Gandhi";
   q2Quotes[2020] = "Me: \"What's that picture from?\" Megan: \"That's from when we bought the Cayman Islands.\" Me: \"You bought the Cayman Islands?\" Megan: \"Yeah. We had to mortgage the house, though.\"";
   q2Quotes[2021] = "Don't laugh, it's not funny it's hysterical! -- Jeff, a CMU student";
   q2Quotes[2022] = "\"He scored 55 points in the one game. He whipped a camel's ass. Michael Jordan! Michael Jordan!\" -- Jason Holliman, doing a bad imitation of Wesley Willis.";
   q2Quotes[2023] = "\"The essence of intelligence is skill in extracting meaning from everyday experience.\" -- unknown";
   q2Quotes[2024] = "Your fortune stateth: You will gain money by a fattening action.";
   q2Quotes[2025] = "Your fortune stateth: You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.";
   q2Quotes[2026] = "\"By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.\" -- Albert Camus";
   q2Quotes[2027] = "\"A room without books is like a body without a soul.\" -- Marcus Tullius Cicero";
   q2Quotes[2028] = "\"The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.\" -- James Agate";
   q2Quotes[2029] = "As a general life rule, never drink anything that comes out of China. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[2030] = "I am a intellectual. -- Molly";
   q2Quotes[2031] = "Your fortune stateth: You love peace.";
   q2Quotes[2032] = "You cannot see the wood for the trees. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[2033] = "\"WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe.\" -- Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky";
   q2Quotes[2034] = "The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here. -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)";
   q2Quotes[2035] = "\"Becca's head looks like a turnip. And I've known her for eight years.\" -- Amanda";
   q2Quotes[2036] = "Your fortune stateth: Caution: Keep out of reach of children.";
   q2Quotes[2037] = "\"The passions often engender their contraries.\" -- Francois La Rochefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[2038] = "The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved. -- Mother Teresa";
   q2Quotes[2039] = "Don't you feel sorry for Baby Spice? I mean, someday she's going to have grandchildren and they're all going to call her Baby! -- Jennifer R., breaking an awkward silence";
   q2Quotes[2040] = "\"Standing up is highly overrated.\" -- Jon";
   q2Quotes[2041] = "Your fortune stateth: Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.";
   q2Quotes[2042] = "Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young. -- Russell Banks";
   q2Quotes[2043] = "It's true everything you need to know you learn in kindergarten: BOYS ARE STUPID!!!!!! -- Kathy";
   q2Quotes[2044] = "\"Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain.\" -- William Faulkner";
   q2Quotes[2045] = "If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[2046] = "Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway! -- The Squirrels' Motto (The \"Hell's Angels of Nature\")";
   q2Quotes[2047] = "\"Sarcasm is not an effective teaching tool!\" -- Dr. T.J. Bistocchi, Superintendent UCVT";
   q2Quotes[2048] = "\"To stimulate creativity, one must develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.\" -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2049] = "\"I can't believe the blithering idiocy of some people in this world. He is nothing but a carbon-based life form.\" -- Nikki, a little drunk and pissed about her ex-boyfriend.";
   q2Quotes[2050] = "There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.";
   q2Quotes[2051] = "\"Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.\"";
   q2Quotes[2052] = "\"The smartest thing I ever did was let someone else do my homework.\" -- Confused Algebra II Student";
   q2Quotes[2053] = "\"Ok, I think I better climb out the window now.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[2054] = "Ellie: \"You weren't even BORN when I was 2, you don't know.\" Andrew: \"Yeah, well I was a little egg with arms and legs, and I looked out of Mommy's bellybutton and watched you eat blue jean pulp.\"";
   q2Quotes[2055] = "Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?";
   q2Quotes[2056] = "I'm feeling a bit Cubish.... -- K.T. ('The Salty One') while wondering what you called yourself if you were from Cuba.";
   q2Quotes[2057] = "\"These french fries taste like potatos!\" -- Julie at Arby's";
   q2Quotes[2058] = "Red meat is _not_ bad for you. Now blue-green meat, *that's* bad for you!";
   q2Quotes[2059] = "When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, \"George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now completely frappe!\" -- Graham";
   q2Quotes[2060] = "Your fortune stateth: Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.";
   q2Quotes[2061] = "All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. -- Grant Wood";
   q2Quotes[2062] = "\"I hate to see things done by halves. If it be right, do it boldly; if it be wrong, leave it undone.\" -- Bernard Gilpin";
   q2Quotes[2063] = "\"Yes, once again the Weekly Leg of Death and Pain has attacked.\" -- Jason Holliman, referring to his persistent leg problems";
   q2Quotes[2064] = "In the name of God! Stop that pizza delivery truck! -- Howdi";
   q2Quotes[2065] = "Go swimming in a pool of jello -- it's FUN!! -- Molly Jay";
   q2Quotes[2066] = "Yes, Paul, we'll use hurricanes to transfer our data. -- Matt";
   q2Quotes[2067] = "(16-year-old reaches across her father's plate to get gravy...) Father: \"You have a tounge, don't you?\" (3-year-old starts giggling) Father: \"What's so funny?\" 3-year-old: \"Daddy, she can't reach it with her tongue.\"";
   q2Quotes[2068] = "\"ALIENS ARE IN THE FOREST!!!\" -- Michelle Zalas, after noticing some weird skeleton and not being able to figure out what it was.";
   q2Quotes[2069] = "The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2070] = "Your fortune stateth: Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.";
   q2Quotes[2071] = "\"Just a minute, I can't hear you. I have to put on my glasses.\" -- Ruth Hovick";
   q2Quotes[2072] = "\"You're so violent. You watch James Bond.\" -- Funcoland customer to her husband in protest to his wanting to buy a football game.";
   q2Quotes[2073] = "\"Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[2074] = "\"Fascism in America will attempt to advance under the banner of Americanism and anti-Fascism.\" -- Georgi Dimitrov";
   q2Quotes[2075] = "Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All";
   q2Quotes[2076] = "\"Is that my hand? I hope that's my hand.\" -- a very drunk Paul B., with his hand over his face.";
   q2Quotes[2077] = "\"Venture not to the utmost bounds of even lawful pleasure; the limits of good and evil join.\" -- Fuller";
   q2Quotes[2078] = "Your fortune stateth: You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.";
   q2Quotes[2079] = "\"Wow, beer bubbles are heavy.\" -- Jen, after blowing a bubble off the neck of a beer bottle and watching it plummet to the floor.";
   q2Quotes[2080] = "\"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.\" -- Paul White";
   q2Quotes[2081] = "\"No Mommy, I couldn't have been born head-first, because my feet would get hung up on the way out!\" -- 5 year old daughter";
   q2Quotes[2082] = "A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.";
   q2Quotes[2083] = "\"I can't believe we spent forty bucks on beer and french fries\" -- Matt, an MTU student, after an afternoon at the bar";
   q2Quotes[2084] = "A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. \"Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over.\"";
   q2Quotes[2085] = "Danny: \"It's just a mouse dammit!\" Danielle (on top of her desk sqeauling): \"Stop flirting with me; I already have a boyfriend.\"";
   q2Quotes[2086] = "Get out of my house! And take your goat with you! -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[2087] = "If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.";
   q2Quotes[2088] = "\"They pop out! Like Pop Tarts!\" -- Some guy I (Jason Holliman) was making keys for at Wal-Mart";
   q2Quotes[2089] = "As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay. -- Miguel de Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[2090] = "\"Oh, Andy heard his name. Here he comes running at me like a barrel of herd.\" -- Shannon, about her dog.";
   q2Quotes[2091] = "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[2092] = "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2093] = "Alimony is the high cost of leaving.";
   q2Quotes[2094] = "\"If I didn't have a sense of humor, I wouldn't be very funny!\" -- Bets. the Blond Stranger";
   q2Quotes[2095] = "\"My hair hurts.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[2096] = "What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All";
   q2Quotes[2097] = "\"1947... 1794... What's the difference?\" -- Joe Ely Carrales, III, responding to a football player's statement of the date of the founding of the U.S. Air Force";
   q2Quotes[2098] = "\"She eats potatos and bread...she craps in the damn toilet!! That is no cat!\" -- Kate talking about her cat Tyson (the ear-biting cat)";
   q2Quotes[2099] = "\"I tend not to breathe very much when it's this cold.\" -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[2100] = "Sic transit gloria Monday!";
   q2Quotes[2101] = "-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.";
   q2Quotes[2102] = "Many are cold, but few are frozen.";
   q2Quotes[2103] = "Don't be such an electron! What are you for Halloween? I think I'll become a piece of graphite foil so I can deflect people left and right! -- a very stressed Lisa";
   q2Quotes[2104] = "\"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free.\" -- Nikos Kazantzakis";
   q2Quotes[2105] = "\"If angels existed, they'd probably be considered big game.\" -- Don Swain";
   q2Quotes[2106] = "\"I made dinner... ow, ow, OW!\" -- Emily, being stupid";
   q2Quotes[2107] = "\"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.\" -- Logan Pearsall Smith";
   q2Quotes[2108] = "\"I'd rather drink vomit than eat at Hardee's.\" -- Amy Johnson's matter-of-fact contribution to a discussion on where to stop for lunch.";
   q2Quotes[2109] = "Your fortune stateth: Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.";
   q2Quotes[2110] = "\"Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.\" -- Gore Vidal";
   q2Quotes[2111] = "FLESH, n. The Second Person of the secular Trinity. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2112] = "Ouch! Okay, so that hurt. -- the inimitable 'Nadler', who had just stabbed herself in the eye with liquid eyeliner.";
   q2Quotes[2113] = "\"Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[2114] = "\"What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\" -- Augustus Saint-Gaudens";
   q2Quotes[2115] = "\"You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.\" -- John Barrymore";
   q2Quotes[2116] = "\"If you flattened out Wales, it would be bigger than killing everybody.\"";
   q2Quotes[2117] = "The closest I've ever come to saying \"no\" is \"Not now, we're landing.\" -- Sam Malone, character played by Ted Danson on Cheers, U.S. television show, in respsonse to Diane telling him to say \"no\" to her friend's alleged sexual advances.";
   q2Quotes[2118] = "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell";
   q2Quotes[2119] = "\"Frink\" might mean \"Gee, I really want a Twinkie\", or, \"Get the hell out of my tree\". -- Peter trying to eplain why Two-toed sloths make a noise similar to \"frink\".";
   q2Quotes[2120] = "\"In Cyberspace, the 1st Amendment is a local ordinance.\" -- John Perry Barlow";
   q2Quotes[2121] = "Michelle: Did you know that children learn languages better the younger they are? Wendy: Then why don't French babies cry \"le waaah?\"";
   q2Quotes[2122] = "The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown";
   q2Quotes[2123] = "\"I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.\" -- Rob Pike, commenting on The X Window System";
   q2Quotes[2124] = "Chaos is King, and Magic is loose in the world.";
   q2Quotes[2125] = "Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers";
   q2Quotes[2126] = "\"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.\" -- Peter F. Drucker";
   q2Quotes[2127] = "\"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.\" -- Kenneth Tynan";
   q2Quotes[2128] = "\"I can't smoke your shoes\" -- Chris, after I had asked him to tie my shoes when he was really high.";
   q2Quotes[2129] = "\"The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[2130] = "Can I borrow your brain? -- Professor Wolff";
   q2Quotes[2131] = "No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness. -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[2132] = "\"Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.\" -- Mae West";
   q2Quotes[2133] = "There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977";
   q2Quotes[2134] = "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[2135] = "Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche. -- Austen Briggs";
   q2Quotes[2136] = "Father: \"What do you think Picasso was saying with this sculpture?\" Security guard: \"I think he was saying,'Ha ha, Chicago.'\" -- at the sculpture near the John Hancock building in Chicago.";
   q2Quotes[2137] = "The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[2138] = "It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing. -- Gertrude Stein";
   q2Quotes[2139] = "\"Damn... there is nothing that makes me feel more patriotic then pyrotechnics.\" -- Kate during a 4th of July fireworks display";
   q2Quotes[2140] = "I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal";
   q2Quotes[2141] = "\"You're an idiot! (His fist pounds the table with each letter...) I-D-O-T!\" -- Cecil";
   q2Quotes[2142] = "\"Mommy, did you know there's a boy looking at me?\" -- Little girl in Target";
   q2Quotes[2143] = "\"Oops, I forgot it was your hand!\" -- Elena as she stabs her friend's hand";
   q2Quotes[2144] = "(Beth yawns really big and doesn't bother to cover her mouth.) Brad looking at her: \"You're hired.\"";
   q2Quotes[2145] = "Me: His name is Chance, as in \"Give me a chance.\" Dad: More like, \"Chance, as in, You don't have a chance.\"";
   q2Quotes[2146] = "The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings";
   q2Quotes[2147] = "Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace. \"'Bye for now,\" she said warmly. -- Thea Alexander, \"2150 A.D.\"";
   q2Quotes[2148] = "In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[2149] = "Your fortune stateth: Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.";
   q2Quotes[2150] = "Your fortune stateth: Increased knowledge will help you now.  Have mate's phone bugged.";
   q2Quotes[2151] = "\"In the fight between you and the world, back the world.\" -- Frank Zappa";
   q2Quotes[2152] = "In a newspaper office: Michele: \"What are you reading?\" Jen: \"The obits.\" Paul: \"Oh? Bits o' what?\"";
   q2Quotes[2153] = "\"Everybody loves liquor!\" -- Mr. Kuzma, a high school history teacher \"Yes, I am an alcoholic.\" --Same Mr. Kuzma during class a year later.";
   q2Quotes[2154] = "Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2155] = "It's not that I'm inflexible ... it's just that I'm extremely rigid -- Lt. Col Fred Strain, to a general";
   q2Quotes[2156] = "Your fortune stateth: You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately, they're not all recommended.";
   q2Quotes[2157] = "\"You learn something new every day. Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you just learned it, doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it.\" -- Holley";
   q2Quotes[2158] = "(1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.";
   q2Quotes[2159] = "\"They've got a weird kind of charm about them, ya know? I mean, they're really not very good. They're a bad band, but I LOVE them for it! I can't figure it out! I want ALL of their albums!\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben, about the band \"Maow\".";
   q2Quotes[2160] = "\"I'd rather drink something less phlegm inducing.\" -- Paul B.";
   q2Quotes[2161] = "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[2162] = "\"What do you call a stick?\" -- H.R., slaughtering a non-returning boomerang joke.";
   q2Quotes[2163] = "When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton";
   q2Quotes[2164] = "Your fortune stateth: It's all in the mind, ya know.";
   q2Quotes[2165] = "And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses";
   q2Quotes[2166] = "Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager";
   q2Quotes[2167] = "\"We have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.\" -- Epitaph of two astronomers";
   q2Quotes[2168] = "Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. -- Alvin Toffler";
   q2Quotes[2169] = "Fortune favors the lucky.";
   q2Quotes[2170] = "To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan";
   q2Quotes[2171] = "MACHINATION, n. The method employed by one's opponents in baffling one's open and honorable efforts to do the right thing. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2172] = "Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus";
   q2Quotes[2173] = "\"Excuse me sir, but in the event of a crash, do these seats float?\" -- Jess, asking a cabin steward if the entire SEAT (not just the cushion) would float after a crash.";
   q2Quotes[2174] = "Anarchy -- it's not the law, it's just a good idea.";
   q2Quotes[2175] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.";
   q2Quotes[2176] = "\"There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having good taste. \" -- Bertolt Brecht";
   q2Quotes[2177] = "Josh (confused): Are you on drugs or something? Allyson (laughing hysterically for no apparent reason): Nope! Don't need 'em!";
   q2Quotes[2178] = "\"When the next White House enemies list comes out, I want to be on it.\" -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[2179] = "Your fortune stateth: Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.";
   q2Quotes[2180] = "Your fortune stateth: Give him an evasive answer.";
   q2Quotes[2181] = "\"Surely where there's smoke there's fire? No, where there's so much smoke there's smoke.\" -- John A. Wheeler";
   q2Quotes[2182] = "The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton";
   q2Quotes[2183] = "\"I didn't even know what to do about it is to lose a mind. Or not to have to paint it.\"";
   q2Quotes[2184] = "It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)";
   q2Quotes[2185] = "The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2186] = "Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb";
   q2Quotes[2187] = "\"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.\" -- Stephen Butler Leacock";
   q2Quotes[2188] = "-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic plant.";
   q2Quotes[2189] = "If you become a Master in the art of calculated calumny and conciliatory compliment, then you will get anything that you want. -- Philippe ZOCEL";
   q2Quotes[2190] = "\"What state's North Dakota in?\" -- Kristen";
   q2Quotes[2191] = "NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911";
   q2Quotes[2192] = "\"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon\" -- heard from a frat brother";
   q2Quotes[2193] = "\"Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.\" -- Edith Wharton";
   q2Quotes[2194] = "Hey, guys. I'm not spreading rumors... I'm just telling you what I heard. -- A friend";
   q2Quotes[2195] = "\"To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[2196] = "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[2197] = "The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill";
   q2Quotes[2198] = "\"That hole looks big enough for a microbe!\" -- Brian, shaking milk carton upside-down.";
   q2Quotes[2199] = "Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.";
   q2Quotes[2200] = "The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.";
   q2Quotes[2201] = "Proof by intimidation: Trivial.";
   q2Quotes[2202] = "What we wish, that we readily believe. -- Demosthenes";
   q2Quotes[2203] = "\"It's spring! The daffodils are blooming! The wind is picking up! The bees are running into my picture window and leaving hairy smears! Ah, spring.\" -- in a letter to Julie from Jen, 1996.";
   q2Quotes[2204] = "Your fortune stateth: You're a card which will have to be dealt with.";
   q2Quotes[2205] = "\"These balls smell like nuts.\" -- Shannon (referring to the basketballs in her hand)";
   q2Quotes[2206] = "\"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.\" -- Cary Grant";
   q2Quotes[2207] = "\"The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.\" -- Malcolm Muggeridge";
   q2Quotes[2208] = "\"Please do not hang up, as this could further delay your call.\" --Seagate's automated phone system.";
   q2Quotes[2209] = "\"Oh great, so now I'm the bad guy?\" -- R Schwemle, after rear ending a police car sitting at a light.";
   q2Quotes[2210] = "It's amazing how much better you feel once you've given up hope.";
   q2Quotes[2211] = "And communist Russia was doing fine until this Gebronie-Brain [points to picture of Gorbachev] decided to introduce a \"little\" capitalism and a \"little\" democracy... -- Mr. Caputo";
   q2Quotes[2212] = "\"Pi keeps on going forever ... kind of like that bunny.\" -- Professor Chris Meidt";
   q2Quotes[2213] = "Amanda: You can sue anyone for anything. Sarah: Oh Good! So I could, for example, sue you because I didn't like your sweater?\" Amanda: You don't like my sweater?";
   q2Quotes[2214] = "Trees have wood. -- Brian after his first beer";
   q2Quotes[2215] = "There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin";
   q2Quotes[2216] = "Science is a collection of successful recipes. -- Paul Valery";
   q2Quotes[2217] = "\"And now, for your viewing pleasure, 'Ghostbusters', an American classic.\" -- Mr. Fulwiler, Histroy Teacher.";
   q2Quotes[2218] = "Your fortune stateth: You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.";
   q2Quotes[2219] = "Steve's Girlfriend: \"I'll have the chicken sandwich.\" Waitress: \"Honey, that is a roasted half chicken on the bone, stuffed and served with a side of potatos.\" Steve's Girlfriend: \"Does it come on a bun?\"";
   q2Quotes[2220] = "When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.";
   q2Quotes[2221] = "\"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.\" -- Gore Vidal";
   q2Quotes[2222] = "Mother is the invention of necessity.";
   q2Quotes[2223] = "\"I'd rather be deaf than blind because if I was blind I couldn't do my hair.\" -- Lori Denton";
   q2Quotes[2224] = "\"Oh god, it's like a rat with fur!!!!!\" -- a friend at a party, regarding a yorkshire terrier.";
   q2Quotes[2225] = "Russel W.: Ahhh! Mithess wahner, ah gah ih ah ma tahn!!! Mrs. Wagner: (without looking up from her grade book) Shut up, Russel. (Russel chewed on an erasable pen too much and it blew up in his mouth.)";
   q2Quotes[2226] = "If we discover anti-gravity, won't we just be thrown off the face of the earth because of its rotation? -- Matt Rose";
   q2Quotes[2227] = "(Debbie is angry at her four-year-old son for playing in an area with a \"Don't Walk on the Grass\" sign and pointing to it...) Debbie: What does that say? Aaron: Oh, that doesn't apply to me. I can't read everything yet.";
   q2Quotes[2228] = "Life is one long struggle in the dark. -- Titus Lucretius Carus";
   q2Quotes[2229] = "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger";
   q2Quotes[2230] = "Hmmm...this crew gets along well, works efficiently, they even kinda like each other ... we can fix that! -- \"Uncle\" Ben, in reference to the management at his job";
   q2Quotes[2231] = "Cats ARE triangles. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[2232] = "Look out for the car behind the car in front of you! -- A new driver";
   q2Quotes[2233] = "Flattery will get you everywhere.";
   q2Quotes[2234] = "That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[2235] = "Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[2236] = "Your fortune stateth: Blow it out your ear.";
   q2Quotes[2237] = "\"We have mileage, yardage, and footage. Why don't we have inchage?\" -- Casey";
   q2Quotes[2238] = "In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous. -- Robert G. Ingersoll";
   q2Quotes[2239] = "So, if the operator dials \"0\" does she get a busy signal? -- Jeff Martin";
   q2Quotes[2240] = "Katie (age 7): Does Daddy believe in God? Laura: Yes, he does. Why? Katie: 'Cause he's talking to him right now. (Katie's father was swearing at the sky in the backyard.)";
   q2Quotes[2241] = "At the workroom lunch table, my friend and co-worker Bill was eating a really boring-looking sandwich. Karla: \"Bill, don't you have any condiments on your sandwich?\" Bill (without a pause): \"You mean, am I practicing 'safe eating'?\"";
   q2Quotes[2242] = "\"I like wearing these boots. They make me feel pissed off.\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[2243] = "\"And now I've gotta wipe my nose, I'm getting so excited.\" -- TJ";
   q2Quotes[2244] = "To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish. -- Benjamin Franklin";
   q2Quotes[2245] = "\"I've had three people lick my eyeball.\" -- Shawna Olson";
   q2Quotes[2246] = "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool your Mom.";
   q2Quotes[2247] = "Jess: That sign says 100% stoned beef .... Jes: Like ... (acting stoned) ... Moo? (the sign said ground beef, but we're both blind ...)";
   q2Quotes[2248] = "Thou art not up my butt... -- Evie, while trying to explain to Melissa how one goes about writing a Shakespearean-style sentence.";
   q2Quotes[2249] = "One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles";
   q2Quotes[2250] = "\"That sucks -- he's my ride home!\" -- Joe, upon seeing his friend break an ankle during a basketball game.";
   q2Quotes[2251] = "Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2252] = "Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.";
   q2Quotes[2253] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?";
   q2Quotes[2254] = "Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189";
   q2Quotes[2255] = "\"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.\" -- H. G. Wells";
   q2Quotes[2256] = "\"Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[2257] = "Angela: \"I need one of those 'Beware of God' signs.\" Kate: \"'Beware of God', honey?\" Angela: \"God, dog.... same difference\"";
   q2Quotes[2258] = "My life is not organized around high probability events.";
   q2Quotes[2259] = "\"Popcorn is good with Parmesan cheese. It makes much more of a meal. You get your grains, you get your dairy, it's hot food. It works, I'm telling you.\" -- John, on his starving student days at Berkeley.";
   q2Quotes[2260] = "\"It went in, but it won't come out.\" -- Kathy, in her attempt to buy cheap jewelry from gum machines.";
   q2Quotes[2261] = "Are we not men?";
   q2Quotes[2262] = "\"If a HoHo was a brick of gold, would ya still eat it?\" -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[2263] = "A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress";
   q2Quotes[2264] = "Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experience. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[2265] = "\"This is how I know it's time to buy a new CD.\" -- Phil, after staring sadly at his music collection for five minutes, unable to make a choice.";
   q2Quotes[2266] = "\"Maybe my name is Beelzebub and I just want you to call me Bubby.\" -- Abby, explaining the nickname field on a job application";
   q2Quotes[2267] = "Beth: \"Boy, you are getting on my nerves.\" Jonathan: \"Boy? You'd better feel again.\"";
   q2Quotes[2268] = "\"Everyone's working at home now.\" -- Doreen, 'Office Killer'";
   q2Quotes[2269] = "\"Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size that everyone does not know everyone else.\" -- Julian Jaynes";
   q2Quotes[2270] = "\"Who's that girl screaming?\" -- Max, listening to a tape of a party. He was shocked to learn that it was him.";
   q2Quotes[2271] = "\"'You pay for it before you eat it? What happens if it's dreadful?' 'That's why.'\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Moving Pictures_";
   q2Quotes[2272] = "\"Have you seen my life? I know I dropped it around here somewhere...\" -- Dusty Miller";
   q2Quotes[2273] = "\"Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward; they may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.\" -- Goethe";
   q2Quotes[2274] = "Where am I? Who am I? Am I? I";
   q2Quotes[2275] = "friend: So, what do you think? me: It was like the Hokey Pokey. (after my first visit to a Catholic church)";
   q2Quotes[2276] = "\"The stone age was marked by man's clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man's crude use of clever tools.\" -- Anon.";
   q2Quotes[2277] = "Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition. -- Jacques Barzun";
   q2Quotes[2278] = "There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.";
   q2Quotes[2279] = "If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached. -- Judith Martin, \"Miss Manners\" columnist and author";
   q2Quotes[2280] = "Avec!";
   q2Quotes[2281] = "Your fortune stateth: Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.";
   q2Quotes[2282] = "\"We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.\" -- Peter De Vries";
   q2Quotes[2283] = "Beth: \"So what are you guys taking for intercourse?\" Jon: \"Well...we know what your thinking about.\" Beth: \"What did I say?\" -- Beth, trying to figure out what classes to take for the four-week interSESSION.";
   q2Quotes[2284] = "Your fortune stateth: Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.";
   q2Quotes[2285] = "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben";
   q2Quotes[2286] = "\"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.\" -- Eric Hoffer";
   q2Quotes[2287] = "Your fortune stateth: Exercise caution in your daily affairs.";
   q2Quotes[2288] = "\"I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races. The races are better.\" -- Mark Helprin";
   q2Quotes[2289] = "How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.";
   q2Quotes[2290] = "Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[2291] = "\"How come all the cute guys live in the TV and won't come out?\" -- Melissa";
   q2Quotes[2292] = "Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me? -- Gwynn Thomas";
   q2Quotes[2293] = "\"A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.\" -- Doug Linder";
   q2Quotes[2294] = "\"I have an unnatural obsession with that number.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[2295] = "\"Oui!\" -- Elizabeth, after being asked what day it was in French class.";
   q2Quotes[2296] = "Boy! Eucalyptus!";
   q2Quotes[2297] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.";
   q2Quotes[2298] = "It doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose.";
   q2Quotes[2299] = "There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.";
   q2Quotes[2300] = "If your wit was any drier you'd have to moisturize your mind. -- Jack Scheer";
   q2Quotes[2301] = "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell";
   q2Quotes[2302] = "Your fortune stateth: Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won't get any better so get used to it.";
   q2Quotes[2303] = "Eloquence is logic on fire.";
   q2Quotes[2304] = "Neil: \"I like just about all types of music, especially Jazz.\" Neil's Mom: \"I don't get Jazz. It just sounds like they're making it up as they go along.\"";
   q2Quotes[2305] = "Mrs. Wagner: \"I see. Then what do you do?\" Ellie: \"Stick a fish in your ear!\" (Mrs. Wagner was Ellie's Anthropology teacher, and she was being weird, so Ellie was acting weirder.)";
   q2Quotes[2306] = "\"I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot.\" -- Bob Dylan";
   q2Quotes[2307] = "Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, \"Certainly, I can!\" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt";
   q2Quotes[2308] = "The more things change, the more they stay insane.";
   q2Quotes[2309] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.";
   q2Quotes[2310] = "A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.";
   q2Quotes[2311] = "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[2312] = "\"I'm not a breast man. I'm a breast *person*.\" -- jwh";
   q2Quotes[2313] = "I send myself mail all the time, just to make me feel popular. I use an alias so that I don't appear psychotic. -- Jody LaFerriere";
   q2Quotes[2314] = "This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. -- Douglas Hofstadter";
   q2Quotes[2315] = "\"And now would the sucking intestine please come forward?\" -- My five-year-old cousin doing her impression of a game show host introducing the \"second contestant\".";
   q2Quotes[2316] = "\"Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! I must have coffee...\" -- J. S. Bach";
   q2Quotes[2317] = "You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other people get what they want.";
   q2Quotes[2318] = "\"You should study abroad in London with us\" \"No, I can't even speak french!\" -- Kelly";
   q2Quotes[2319] = "\"Such is the audacity of man, that he hath learned to counterfeit nature, yea, and is so bold as to challenge her in her work.\" -- Pliny The Elder";
   q2Quotes[2320] = "If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis";
   q2Quotes[2321] = "Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[2322] = "\"It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape.\" - Jim and Tim - the Duct Tape Guys";
   q2Quotes[2323] = "When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat. -- Henry Miller";
   q2Quotes[2324] = "The chicken and the egg were postmarked for the same day but arrived separately. -- Baisden";
   q2Quotes[2325] = "A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.";
   q2Quotes[2326] = "Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover";
   q2Quotes[2327] = "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion";
   q2Quotes[2328] = "Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.";
   q2Quotes[2329] = "\"Just get on your hands and knees and blow.\" -- Jenny's advice on how to move the croquet ball to a more desirable location";
   q2Quotes[2330] = "\"The monkey doesn't fall far from the tree.\" -- [Uh, we lost the name attached to this one. Sounds to us like something \"Uncle\" Ben or maybe Paul B. would say. But we don't know. We're sorry.]";
   q2Quotes[2331] = "Seventh grade boys are the root of all bad taste. -- Alexis I.";
   q2Quotes[2332] = "\"Books aren't written to be believed in, but to be questioned.\" -- Umberto Eco";
   q2Quotes[2333] = "\"Was that fish skin on the outside?\" -- Jeff, still horrified, about a week after eating a piece of veggie roll sushi.";
   q2Quotes[2334] = "Anchovies taste like sweaty moustaches. -- Jill";
   q2Quotes[2335] = "\"The superfluous is very necessary.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[2336] = "\"I WANT IHOP NOW! Do they deliver?\" -- Lauryn";
   q2Quotes[2337] = "\"The real world is not user-friendly.\" -- Kelvin Throop III";
   q2Quotes[2338] = "\"It's psychological; they're psycho, and it's not logical.\" -- Paul (trying to explain why the back rows of the audience always cough first when there's smoke onstage.)";
   q2Quotes[2339] = "Identify your visitor.";
   q2Quotes[2340] = "\"Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person.\" -- F. Scott Fitzgerald";
   q2Quotes[2341] = "\"Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.\" -- The Doctor";
   q2Quotes[2342] = "VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2343] = "Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. -- Howard Kandel";
   q2Quotes[2344] = "Jim: A head rush? Blaine: What? Jim: You asked me if I had a head rush. Blaine: No, I asked you if you had a HAIR BRUSH.";
   q2Quotes[2345] = "If everyone had a can of play-doh in their favorite colour, then there would be no violence in the world, only a bunch of content people. -- Kate Dennis";
   q2Quotes[2346] = "I'll turn over a new leaf. -- Miguel de Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[2347] = "\"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.\" -- Edward R. Murrow";
   q2Quotes[2348] = "\"Pre-Raphaelite cultists rock my world.\" -- Kore";
   q2Quotes[2349] = "A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[2350] = "Even the greatest legs end somewhere. -- Veronika Heckova, age 10";
   q2Quotes[2351] = "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.";
   q2Quotes[2352] = "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West";
   q2Quotes[2353] = "And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery";
   q2Quotes[2354] = "Jimmy: \"You know what's weird?\" Dawn: \"How Jello works?\"";
   q2Quotes[2355] = "Devon: That's a cheap way to get a feel. Matt: What's a good way?";
   q2Quotes[2356] = "\"I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a dry martini.\" -- Paul T. Baker";
   q2Quotes[2357] = "\"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[2358] = "The meek shall inherit the earth, except for a very thin layer at the surface. -- Mishe Piet's best answer to Jehovah's Witness visitors.";
   q2Quotes[2359] = "\"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch.\" -- Jane Wagner";
   q2Quotes[2360] = "Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[2361] = "I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.";
   q2Quotes[2362] = "\"I thought your job was to serve and protect, not sexually harass!\" -- Jenny F., after being ogled by a group of police";
   q2Quotes[2363] = "\"Do you know about the Eleventh Commandment? It says, 'Thou shalt not bore God, or he will destroy your universe.'\" -- John Lilly";
   q2Quotes[2364] = "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[2365] = "\"Let us treat men and women well; treat them as if they were real; perhaps they are.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[2366] = "\"Would it walk fast or walk slow?\" -- Jeff F., during a conversation about a giant walking phallus.";
   q2Quotes[2367] = "\"How can he die under the bed in the bathtub?\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[2368] = "Your fortune stateth: There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.";
   q2Quotes[2369] = "\"Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.\" -- Arnold Edinborough";
   q2Quotes[2370] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be run over by a beer truck.";
   q2Quotes[2371] = "\"Well... you... you smell like dead fish!\" -- Shamis, desperately seeking a comeback.";
   q2Quotes[2372] = "There's no time like the pleasant.";
   q2Quotes[2373] = "\"I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top.\" -- Frank Moore Colby";
   q2Quotes[2374] = "Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.";
   q2Quotes[2375] = "\"I just wanted to see what happened.\" -- James' explanation of why he tried to stick his tounge in a girl's ear TWICE during math class.";
   q2Quotes[2376] = "It's like getting pummeled with little tiny eyeballs. -- Rando";
   q2Quotes[2377] = "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2378] = "\"It's the '*POOF*, I'm a pedestrian!' trick.\" -- Lars Kellogg-Stedman, explaining bicyclists' tendency to suddenly stop being a vehicle when the rules become inconvenient.";
   q2Quotes[2379] = "\"Man is the only animal that contemplates death, and also the only animal that shows any sign of doubt of its finality.\" -- William Ernest Hocking";
   q2Quotes[2380] = "To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil, you're overdoing it a little.";
   q2Quotes[2381] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.";
   q2Quotes[2382] = "Your fortune stateth: You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.";
   q2Quotes[2383] = "A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.";
   q2Quotes[2384] = "IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2385] = "What does \"it\" mean in the sentence \"What time is it?\"?";
   q2Quotes[2386] = "HABIT, n. A shackle for the free. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2387] = "A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.";
   q2Quotes[2388] = "\"The ride up front is better when you've been in the back.\" -- Victor";
   q2Quotes[2389] = "You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -- Henny Youngman";
   q2Quotes[2390] = "Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)";
   q2Quotes[2391] = "Brought to you by the people who made \"out of context\" a household word.";
   q2Quotes[2392] = "\"A PI is like paying cover charge to the city.\" -- Thunder Denton, about being charged with public intoxication.";
   q2Quotes[2393] = "\"I think I'm allergic to Thursday.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[2394] = "\"Shut up, I'm more important than you\" -- Matt Maher";
   q2Quotes[2395] = "Without fools there would be no wisdom.";
   q2Quotes[2396] = "\"If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[2397] = "\"The savage in man is never quite eradicated.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[2398] = "\"Hi, I'd like a large pizza with no toppings, and hold the crust, please.\" -- Stephanie, calling Domino's";
   q2Quotes[2399] = "Hit any key to continue, or any other key to quit.";
   q2Quotes[2400] = "To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.";
   q2Quotes[2401] = "\"Money is always there, but the pockets change.\" -- Gertrude Stein";
   q2Quotes[2402] = "\"I'm going to get a gun and kill everybody that doesn't like my tattoo.\" -- Mike Bossart";
   q2Quotes[2403] = "Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only take a bath ...";
   q2Quotes[2404] = "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur";
   q2Quotes[2405] = "\"Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.\" -- (My Life With The) Thrill Kill Cult";
   q2Quotes[2406] = "Bob M.: Quiet, you freak check. Andy Z.: What? That doesn't make any sense. Bob M.: Sure it does. There can be such a thing as a freak check. Andy Z: Yeah, but you can't *be* a freak check!";
   q2Quotes[2407] = "\"What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?\" -- Richard Milhous Nixon";
   q2Quotes[2408] = "LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2409] = "I'm bewildered, yo! -- Jessica, responding to a comment on her blonde hair.";
   q2Quotes[2410] = "\"I think if we ever find a gateway to another universe we'll find that it's actually full of beer.\" -- Nat Jordan";
   q2Quotes[2411] = "\"Mate, this parrot would be bigger than England.\"";
   q2Quotes[2412] = "\"Crotch sounds like some place you don't want to be.\" -- Jason";
   q2Quotes[2413] = "\"Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.\" -- Walter Winchell";
   q2Quotes[2414] = "\"Oh, my god, that's freaky! All the guys on here just asked me to dance! Wow, I'm like, popular!\" -- Margot, my sister, in a chat room.";
   q2Quotes[2415] = "It would have worked if it had done what I wanted it to... -- Katie Mattson";
   q2Quotes[2416] = "UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911";
   q2Quotes[2417] = "\"Breddette Batteries!!!\" --Ellie's brother at about age 3";
   q2Quotes[2418] = "Ryan: Ok, so if Ed (6'1\" , 275 lbs) is \"Tiny\", Devin (5'8\", 210 lbs) is \"Slim\", and Garson (110 lbs, soaking wet) is \"Hulk\", what does that make me? Tomas: \"Brainy\" -pause- Ryan: Huh? Tomas: Exactly.";
   q2Quotes[2419] = "It's so elegant that it's wrong.";
   q2Quotes[2420] = "\"Making fun of born-again christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.\" -- P.J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[2421] = "\"Don't go in there, Binky! You'll explode!\" -- Chris Cotton";
   q2Quotes[2422] = "Katie Moffett: \"Donde esta el fuego baby?\" Sara Liner: \"En mi pantalones!\"";
   q2Quotes[2423] = "If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.";
   q2Quotes[2424] = "Better dead than mellow.";
   q2Quotes[2425] = "\"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.\" -- T. S. Eliot";
   q2Quotes[2426] = "\"I've always said, when in doubt, punch a hole in yourself.\" -- Gene, discussing a friend with new nose and eyebrow rings.";
   q2Quotes[2427] = "I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues";
   q2Quotes[2428] = "\"Hey, do you hear their phone ringing? C'mon, let's go ring their doorbell!\" --\"Uncle\" Ben, while we were walking through his neighborhood.";
   q2Quotes[2429] = "\"It isn't everybody who can laugh out of that orifice.\" -- Ellie's Dad";
   q2Quotes[2430] = "A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi";
   q2Quotes[2431] = "Jason Holliman: \"Mr. Bean!\" Stoned Friends: \"Yaay...\"";
   q2Quotes[2432] = "Your fortune stateth: You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?";
   q2Quotes[2433] = "\"By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[2434] = "Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden";
   q2Quotes[2435] = "I'm glad I was not born before tea. -- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)";
   q2Quotes[2436] = "Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. -- P. J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[2437] = "Your fortune stateth: Everything will be just tickety-boo today.";
   q2Quotes[2438] = "Are you plucking the damn chickens and milking the f*cking cows back there?!? -- Kate, screaming into the McDonalds drive-through window after her order of chicken nuggets and a milkshake. was taking a bit too long.";
   q2Quotes[2439] = "If there's a will, I wanna be in it. -- Jaysen";
   q2Quotes[2440] = "\"Where's my phone?!\" \"There IS no phone... are you really asleep, or truly awake?\" \"No, I swear, I'm awake, now where IS my PHONE???!\" \"What phone? There is no phone.\" \"Oh... nevermind...I 'm asleep.\" -- Kelly, talking in her sleep to her roommate.";
   q2Quotes[2441] = "A rolling stone gathers momentum.";
   q2Quotes[2442] = "\"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.\" -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[2443] = "\"Any time we find a body in a trunk, we consider it extremely suspicious.\" -- Bill O'Rourke, Prior Lake (MN) Chief of Police";
   q2Quotes[2444] = "\"Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us.\" -- Roy Adzak";
   q2Quotes[2445] = "\"... nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.\" -- Ross Macdonald";
   q2Quotes[2446] = "Karen: Well, everybody talks about me, of course, because I'm so cool. Matthew: I'm glad you're so humble. Karen: Hey, I'm *way* more humble than you!";
   q2Quotes[2447] = "Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.";
   q2Quotes[2448] = "Your fortune stateth: You are standing on my toes.";
   q2Quotes[2449] = "Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky.";
   q2Quotes[2450] = "\"Only I may have double standards.\" -- Curt";
   q2Quotes[2451] = "\"I was almost a Tickle Me virgin for... uh, a Tickle Me Elmo virgin for my whole life.\" -- Julie at her first sight of Tickle Me Elmo, April 1997";
   q2Quotes[2452] = "I think I might have ingested a fair amount of 409. -- Jason B.";
   q2Quotes[2453] = "\"You can't have sex with the chicken without taking off your pants first.\" -- Punk pete";
   q2Quotes[2454] = "Liz: I like him so much, I'd lay right down in the floor for him if he asked me to. Beth: That's good. It'll make it easier for him to walk all over you.";
   q2Quotes[2455] = "\"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.\" -- Jane Wagner";
   q2Quotes[2456] = "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presley";
   q2Quotes[2457] = "It's later than you think.";
   q2Quotes[2458] = "Your fortune stateth: Go to a movie tonight.  Darkness becomes you.";
   q2Quotes[2459] = "\"I don't need a long one; I just need your love.\" -- Shannon, in response to Wendell's apology for not giving her a long backrub.";
   q2Quotes[2460] = "\"I ran through the streets because I thought I was being chased by a 200 foot tall Indian.\" -- Tim, describing the effects of \"magic mushrooms\"";
   q2Quotes[2461] = "\"Stop being a poopoo head!\" \"I don't want to stop being a 'poopoo head' as you call it.\" -- conversation between me and my girlfriend";
   q2Quotes[2462] = "Your fortune stateth: You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.";
   q2Quotes[2463] = "Your fortune stateth: You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE \"SOMEONE ELSE.\"";
   q2Quotes[2464] = "An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr";
   q2Quotes[2465] = "\"The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting drunk.\" -- The Replacements.";
   q2Quotes[2466] = "Bryan \"The friggin' guy won't get off my tail!\" Jimmy \"How fast are you going?\" [pause] Bryan \"Ten.\"";
   q2Quotes[2467] = "\"We're going to run around like brazen idiots.\" -- Gabe and Jeff, when asked what they were doing for spring break";
   q2Quotes[2468] = "Peace be to this house, and all that dwell in it.";
   q2Quotes[2469] = "OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2470] = "\"Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth.\" -- Oliver Wendell Holmes";
   q2Quotes[2471] = "\"There are two good things in life, freedom of thought and freedom of action.\" -- William Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[2472] = "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge";
   q2Quotes[2473] = "Your fortune stateth: The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel";
   q2Quotes[2474] = "(In the hall between classes:) Tony: \"I'm having a party and I'm inviting you, and two others who are twins.\" Brian: \"Are they both the same age?\"";
   q2Quotes[2475] = "It's 1998! [Long pause.] My foot smells like alcohol. -- Mib";
   q2Quotes[2476] = "A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. -- Carolyn Wells";
   q2Quotes[2477] = "\"Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.\" -- John F. Kennedy";
   q2Quotes[2478] = "Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.";
   q2Quotes[2479] = "He couldn't find his butt with both hands tied behind his back. -- Mac, about the incompetance of a co-worker.";
   q2Quotes[2480] = "Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage.";
   q2Quotes[2481] = "\"An unimaginable evil is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is merely good manners.\"";
   q2Quotes[2482] = "Your fortune stateth: A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.";
   q2Quotes[2483] = "Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"";
   q2Quotes[2484] = "\"To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosophy.\" -- William Ralph Inge";
   q2Quotes[2485] = "When the cat is away the mouse will also. -- Al Curiale";
   q2Quotes[2486] = "\"He doesn't really play. He just exists to disturb my existence.\" -- Erica, trying to describe her cat";
   q2Quotes[2487] = "Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun";
   q2Quotes[2488] = "\"I tell you what, if you walk out that door and get hit by lighting, I'll laugh\" -- Pittman";
   q2Quotes[2489] = "\"I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot horse.\" -- A friend of mine mindlessly blending idioms...";
   q2Quotes[2490] = "Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[2491] = "\"The imposition of stigma is the commonest form of violence used in democratic societies.\" -- R. A. Pinker";
   q2Quotes[2492] = "During French class: Mr. Muto: What are \"cuisses de grenouille\"? Andy Z.: They're not grilled cheese. (\"Cuisses de grenouille\" are frogs' legs.)";
   q2Quotes[2493] = "Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie... -- Stephen Sondheim";
   q2Quotes[2494] = "The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp";
   q2Quotes[2495] = "But it's cute! We could put a small pizza in it! -- Matt";
   q2Quotes[2496] = "Your fortune stateth: Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.";
   q2Quotes[2497] = "A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[2498] = "How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -- Marcus Aurelius";
   q2Quotes[2499] = "Whoa! It's like I'm having a celebration of testosterone! --My friend Sara, eating in an all-guys dorm for the first time.";
   q2Quotes[2500] = "Shamis: (sarcastically) Very attractive. Pick up all the guys that way? Jillian: I don't know; is it working? -- after Jillian emits possibly the biggest burp in the history of the world.";
   q2Quotes[2501] = "\"Hello, Corn Dog!\" -- a crazy old bum";
   q2Quotes[2502] = "Do sharks step back, if sharks could step, at the end of their day and reflect on their sharkness? -- Jeff";
   q2Quotes[2503] = "God, I want to be a monkey! -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[2504] = "\"Don't think he's interested anymore, but ... Nothing like indifference to rouse my interest.\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[2505] = "Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go. -- Austin Dobson";
   q2Quotes[2506] = "\"Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity.\" -- Charles G. Dawes";
   q2Quotes[2507] = "Ordering dinner at Denny's: Jen: \"Can I get a French Dip?\" Paul B: \"Bon jour! Uh Hyuh!\"";
   q2Quotes[2508] = "A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2509] = "Don't ride a bike or motorcyle without shoes on. It is very painful! -- Anna Devret";
   q2Quotes[2510] = "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. It's even harder if you're dealing with the wrong end of the horse. -- D. French";
   q2Quotes[2511] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.";
   q2Quotes[2512] = "Me (while eating an ATOMIC FIREBALL): \"HOT! Why can't they make things that turn your mouth really cold?\" Co-Worker: \"They do. It's called 'ice'.\"";
   q2Quotes[2513] = "Your fortune stateth: Slow day.  Practice crawling.";
   q2Quotes[2514] = "\"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.\" -- Quentin Crisp";
   q2Quotes[2515] = "All is well that ends well. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[2516] = "Gelatinous goo is sooo much more fun when it's all over the place. -- Mike Hamilton";
   q2Quotes[2517] = "A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.";
   q2Quotes[2518] = "\"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[2519] = "I'm so happy, I could bounce off three walls and go into the corner pocket. -- Rando";
   q2Quotes[2520] = "\"Leap year happened, and it threw me off a bit.\" -- Mer H.";
   q2Quotes[2521] = "\"He bit me!!\" -- after the guy behind me in german class bit my ear";
   q2Quotes[2522] = "\"My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[2523] = "Becky: How come you can talk to guys about your interests and I can't? Emily: Because I'm not interested in cadavers? Becky (to Tristan): Is she right? Tristan: YES!";
   q2Quotes[2524] = "EGOTIST, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2525] = "\"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity.\" -- Alan Watts";
   q2Quotes[2526] = "In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[2527] = "Todd: \"I just deleted AOL, but Netscape won't work.\" Ian: \"Well, do you have an ISP?\" Todd: \"No. Where can I download one?\"";
   q2Quotes[2528] = "@v=(a,e,i,o,u,\"y\");for(@ARGV){y/A-Z/a-z/;$p++=$c=$s=0;for$l(split(//)){if(grep (/$l/,@v)&&!$s){$c++;$s++}else{$s=0}$p++}$c--if(/e$/);print\"$_: $c\n\"}";
   q2Quotes[2529] = "Dan: \"Ya know when cats are fat they're bigger than the ones who aren't fat, did ya know that?\" James: \"No Dan I didn't. Please do expand\" Dan: \"Huh?\"";
   q2Quotes[2530] = "\"Anybody who thinks of going to bed before 12 o'clock is a scoundrel.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[2531] = "RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2532] = "\"[My head] is a reasonable approximation of a sulfur atom.\" -- Professor David Lemal, a bald, round-headed man.";
   q2Quotes[2533] = "\"Solutions are not the answer.\" -- Richard Nixon";
   q2Quotes[2534] = "Your fortune stateth: Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.";
   q2Quotes[2535] = "Wanna buy a duck?";
   q2Quotes[2536] = "Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation. -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[2537] = "\"How good it is when wishing is done and fairy queens and all the things eat their eyeballs out!\" -- Ellie's brother, altering a song from some movie";
   q2Quotes[2538] = "Be careful, there are people who're going to kidnap you on chat lines. -- Mrs. Rascoe, computers teacher";
   q2Quotes[2539] = "\"One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.\" -- J. B. Priestley";
   q2Quotes[2540] = "All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire.";
   q2Quotes[2541] = "\"Children should neither be seen nor heard from -- ever again.\" -- W. C. Fields";
   q2Quotes[2542] = "\"The best thing about computers is that they fly around the room when you get real mad at them.\" -- Joe Ely Carrales, III";
   q2Quotes[2543] = "\"A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on.\" -- William Burroughs";
   q2Quotes[2544] = "Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[2545] = "Nothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity. -- Ebner-Eschenbach";
   q2Quotes[2546] = "\"There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.\" -- La Rouchefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[2547] = "\"Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.\" -- Alan Dean Foster";
   q2Quotes[2548] = "\"Logic is like the sword: those who appeal to it shall perish by it.\" -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[2549] = "Your fortune stateth: You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.";
   q2Quotes[2550] = "Your fortune stateth: Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.";
   q2Quotes[2551] = "\"Bob hates you all\" -- message on a sidewalk in Boston";
   q2Quotes[2552] = "\"I am not a chew toy. I am Death. Fear me.\" -- Paul, dressed as the Grim Reaper for a Halloween party, to the host's dog, who was intent on gnawing on him.";
   q2Quotes[2553] = "Your fortune stateth: Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess.";
   q2Quotes[2554] = "I'll just wrap my towel... I'll just wrap my head in a towel. -- Jen, when she couldn't find a rubber-band for her hair while getting ready for work.";
   q2Quotes[2555] = "\"Half the lives here exist only in movie scripts.\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[2556] = "\"For the last time, I'm not male! I'm HUMAN!\" -- Curt Siffert";
   q2Quotes[2557] = "\"Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.\" -- Terry Pratchett";
   q2Quotes[2558] = "\"Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.\" -- Charles Caleb Colton";
   q2Quotes[2559] = "\"There's a difference between being creative and being Jesus.\" -- Keisha";
   q2Quotes[2560] = "\"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.\" -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[2561] = "Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. -- Buddha";
   q2Quotes[2562] = "\"Men are more apt to be mistaken in their generalizations than in their particular observations.\" -- Machiavelli";
   q2Quotes[2563] = "Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment. -- Ralph Marston";
   q2Quotes[2564] = "\"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.\" -- Neils Bohr";
   q2Quotes[2565] = "In my end is my beginning. -- Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots";
   q2Quotes[2566] = "JEALOUS, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2567] = "Made with beef and pork, turkey. -- ball-park hotdog wrapper";
   q2Quotes[2568] = "\"It's pointless to be pointless, because in order to be pointless, you have to be a curve, which is actually a series of points, so if you're going to be pointless, you'd better have a DAMNED good reason for it.\" -- Jay";
   q2Quotes[2569] = "\"The more and more people shave their legs, the more and more they will realize the French are correct.\" -- S.D.G.";
   q2Quotes[2570] = "\"Back up, run through the forest, and see the hidden wonders of Hell!!\" -- David, talking about a day at his foster mother's house";
   q2Quotes[2571] = "\"Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.\" -- Peter Mcarthur";
   q2Quotes[2572] = "If a tree falls down in the middle of a big forest, and nobody is there to see it or hear it happen, will McDonald's get away with it? -- Mat";
   q2Quotes[2573] = "IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2574] = "Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?";
   q2Quotes[2575] = "\"Hey, lady, yo dog look like Cujo.\" -- kid in Richmond, about Jen's aunt Karen's Golden Retriever";
   q2Quotes[2576] = "\"My budget does not allow for postage.\" -- My professor explaining that if we want our final papers back, we must turn them in with an envelope with stamps.";
   q2Quotes[2577] = "\"Every time I try to define a perfectly stable person, I am appalled by the dullness of that person.\" -- J. D. Griffin";
   q2Quotes[2578] = "Words can never express what words can never express.";
   q2Quotes[2579] = "Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner";
   q2Quotes[2580] = "Practice yourself what you preach. -- Titus Maccius Plautus";
   q2Quotes[2581] = "If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.";
   q2Quotes[2582] = "\"Naah... she's not easy, she's horizontally accessible.\" -- Kate";
   q2Quotes[2583] = "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx";
   q2Quotes[2584] = "This is an art course, not a religion course. -- Actual comment from the prof on my friend's Art History exam";
   q2Quotes[2585] = "\"Something in this lab smells terrifying.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[2586] = "The chief goal of a good doctor is to save the patient from the other doctors. -- Richard, a practicing doctor";
   q2Quotes[2587] = "No yak too dirty; no dumpster too hollow.";
   q2Quotes[2588] = "Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[2589] = "\"Ether bunny, ether bunny, hops around the lab!\" -- Ellie in Organic Chemistry lab, probaby after smelling the ether too much.";
   q2Quotes[2590] = "I'm a real connoisseur you know... with the emphasis on 'sewer'. -- Bob";
   q2Quotes[2591] = "\"The smaller the town... the bigger the hair.\" -- Linda Flynn";
   q2Quotes[2592] = "\"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.\" -- Frank Herbert";
   q2Quotes[2593] = "Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA";
   q2Quotes[2594] = "\"I will not put my kitten in the toilet, even in the name of science!\" -- Joyce, after Sarah suggested putting the cat in the toilet to see if it could swim, instead of keeping the lid down all the time.";
   q2Quotes[2595] = "Your face is like a bad country music song...BLEAAahhhhh! -- Amy, psycho ex-roommate.";
   q2Quotes[2596] = "\"If I can't find a better job, I'll just fall back on professional soccer.\" -- Christian Hamilton, son of noted author Nigel Hamilton.";
   q2Quotes[2597] = "I still live. -- Daniel Webster, dying words";
   q2Quotes[2598] = "Your fortune stateth: You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.";
   q2Quotes[2599] = "\"Why do men go to war? Because women are watching.\" -- T. S. Eliot";
   q2Quotes[2600] = "The ritual greeting between Christy and Jen: C: \"Well, if it isn't Katherine Blackheart!\" J: \"Well, if it isn't Suzy Sunshine!\"";
   q2Quotes[2601] = "\"So what you're saying is, you can't spit on people?\" -- Ali";
   q2Quotes[2602] = "Who will take care of the world after you're gone?";
   q2Quotes[2603] = "\"Oh, and can you hold the MSG... I actually want to decompose when I die.\" -- Kate";
   q2Quotes[2604] = "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2605] = "Eric (looking at report card): \"How's this work? It says I have no tardies, but one of the comments is 'tardies have hurt student's work.'\" J.D.: \"You must have been pretty sneaky!!\"";
   q2Quotes[2606] = "It's hard to think will all this hair on my head.";
   q2Quotes[2607] = "\"Most of the people who say New York is too violent have never even been there. And if they ever went, we'd destroy them in nine minutes.\" -- Nick";
   q2Quotes[2608] = "Don't ask so many personal questions! -- written on one of those \"make your own sandwich\" check-off lists at UW.";
   q2Quotes[2609] = "Your fortune stateth: A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?";
   q2Quotes[2610] = "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying! -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[2611] = "\"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards.\" -- Soren F. Petersen";
   q2Quotes[2612] = "\"The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.\" -- Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas";
   q2Quotes[2613] = "The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.";
   q2Quotes[2614] = "Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995";
   q2Quotes[2615] = "Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.";
   q2Quotes[2616] = "\"The fish was divided into three equal halves.\" -- Mr.Ameenullah, Chemistry teacher at Karachi Grammar School";
   q2Quotes[2617] = "Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2618] = "Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard";
   q2Quotes[2619] = "A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.";
   q2Quotes[2620] = "\"The passions are the only orators that always persuade.\" -- Francois La Rochefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[2621] = "Beth: Do you have any old clothes you want to sell in our yard sale? Jennifer: No...my mom gave all my old clothes to the stupid needy!";
   q2Quotes[2622] = "8-year-old Molly: Mommie I have a headache. Mommie: Oh, I'm sorry. Why do you have a headache? 8-year-old Molly: I don't know. It's winter. Maybe I am allergic to falling down in the snow.";
   q2Quotes[2623] = "\"Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.\" -- Rudyard Kipling";
   q2Quotes[2624] = "\"'I must've seen it in a USENET posting;' that's sort of like hearsay evidence from Richard Nixon...\" -- Blair Houghton";
   q2Quotes[2625] = "\"Not to engage in this pursuit of ideas is to live like ants instead of like men.\" -- Mortimer J. Adler";
   q2Quotes[2626] = "Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov";
   q2Quotes[2627] = "Matthew: Having a TV in the kitchen is a bad idea. Karen: Know what's worse? Having a kitchen in the bedroom.";
   q2Quotes[2628] = "It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- Francois de La Rouchefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[2629] = "It's obvious that we've entered new territory, never before reached by scoopers. -- Rudi Goldman, on acid";
   q2Quotes[2630] = "\"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile.\" -- Randy Newman";
   q2Quotes[2631] = "\"Freedom comes from human beings, rather than from laws and institutions.\" -- Clarence Seward Darrow";
   q2Quotes[2632] = "It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.";
   q2Quotes[2633] = "\"Oooh, nice fake question! Now what's the real one?\" -- Ellie, a commenting on some song.";
   q2Quotes[2634] = "\"You shouldn't have broken that -- it was a good brick.\" -- Link to Ed, as they sifted through the rubble of a burned-up house.";
   q2Quotes[2635] = "Your fortune stateth: You now have Asian Flu.";
   q2Quotes[2636] = "Mortimer is a crossdressing bull. Do you find a problem with that? -- Myself to friend Becky, who had just pointed out that all cows are female, so I couldn't have a stuffed cow who was a guy. Then it would be a bull.";
   q2Quotes[2637] = "Marty: \"How is he different?\" Karen: \"He's not wearing gym shorts.\" -- Marty asking Karen about an old high school classmate she ran into.";
   q2Quotes[2638] = "\"When you look behind you, you can't see what's in front of you.\" -- Jason";
   q2Quotes[2639] = "Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar";
   q2Quotes[2640] = "Above all else -- sky.";
   q2Quotes[2641] = "Your fortune stateth: You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.";
   q2Quotes[2642] = "I can see clearly, now that the brain is gone. -- My mother, Janice Feryanitz (also an operating room nurse in Colorado)";
   q2Quotes[2643] = "So as William felt he was about to croak, he said \"Spritz me!\" -- professer acting out William the Conqueror's deathbed baptism.";
   q2Quotes[2644] = "\"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.\" -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2645] = "Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orben";
   q2Quotes[2646] = "\"The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.\" -- Sean O'Casey";
   q2Quotes[2647] = "Your fortune stateth: Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.";
   q2Quotes[2648] = "\"Who will sa-e-ave your soul?\" -- Gary, in a very soulful voice, as the physics professor writes \"Joule\" on the chalk board.";
   q2Quotes[2649] = "I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.";
   q2Quotes[2650] = "Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.";
   q2Quotes[2651] = "Your fortune stateth: Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.";
   q2Quotes[2652] = "\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!\" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland";
   q2Quotes[2653] = "\"Science has made gods of us before we were even worthy of being men.\" -- Jean Rostand";
   q2Quotes[2654] = "We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[2655] = "\"You've got more money than Bo Jackson\" -- Brad";
   q2Quotes[2656] = "It wasn't nearly as fun as falling off the cliff. -- Nicki";
   q2Quotes[2657] = "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar";
   q2Quotes[2658] = "\"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.\" -- John Barrymore's dying words";
   q2Quotes[2659] = "You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.";
   q2Quotes[2660] = "\"I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.\"";
   q2Quotes[2661] = "Why didn't Leonardo DiCaprio ever make educational science movies? -- Allyson, complaining about the monotonous films we have to watch in science";
   q2Quotes[2662] = "When you are lazy, laziness is a four-letter word, because you stop at the 'i'. -- Billy Dunn";
   q2Quotes[2663] = "\"Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.\" -- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, _Good Omens_";
   q2Quotes[2664] = "\"You can't fly until you drink the rest of the tequila.\" -- How my friend Chris (with about half of my body mass) convinced me not to jump out of the fifth story window during one of our many drinking binges.";
   q2Quotes[2665] = "\"God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.\" -- J. D. McCoughey";
   q2Quotes[2666] = "Your fortune stateth: You will triumph over your enemy.";
   q2Quotes[2667] = "I never say things like that, except for when I do. -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[2668] = "\"We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.\" -- W. Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[2669] = "Instructor: \"Now exhale slowly from either your nose or your mouth.\" Kate (loudly): \"Well, where the hell else are we supposed to exhale from?\"";
   q2Quotes[2670] = "I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989";
   q2Quotes[2671] = "\"Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[2672] = "\"Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.\" -- Jimmy Swaggart";
   q2Quotes[2673] = "\"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.\" -- Frank Lloyd Wright";
   q2Quotes[2674] = "Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson";
   q2Quotes[2675] = "\"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[2676] = "Your fortune stateth: Are you ever going to do the dishes?  Or will you change your major to biology?";
   q2Quotes[2677] = "\"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.\" -- Nancy Mitford";
   q2Quotes[2678] = "For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne";
   q2Quotes[2679] = "Your word choice is so limited and pathetic. My vocabulary, on the other hand, is as good as... like... whatever. -- Jon";
   q2Quotes[2680] = "Your fortune stateth: Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.";
   q2Quotes[2681] = "\"Next person to lie has to leave the tip.\" -- Matt Maher";
   q2Quotes[2682] = "May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.";
   q2Quotes[2683] = "\"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.\" -- Bart Simpson";
   q2Quotes[2684] = "Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.";
   q2Quotes[2685] = "Genius is pain. -- John Lennon";
   q2Quotes[2686] = "My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician";
   q2Quotes[2687] = "\"Ewwwww... red lint....\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[2688] = "It's only a one horse dairy. -- MLO";
   q2Quotes[2689] = "\"How does one become a gigolo? I can't even give it away as often as I would like, and now people are going to pay me for it?\" -- Jimmy";
   q2Quotes[2690] = "\"What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a free meandering brook.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[2691] = "\"Age is a high price to pay for maturity.\" -- Tom Stoppard";
   q2Quotes[2692] = "\"Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.\" -- Henry Ward Beecher";
   q2Quotes[2693] = "\"Love is a hole in the heart.\" -- Ben Hecht";
   q2Quotes[2694] = "A word to the wise is enough. -- Miguel de Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[2695] = "You're yellow, you're gay, and nobody likes you. -- Amanda K.";
   q2Quotes[2696] = "\"You are demented. Get in your personal space and stay there!\" -- Kim";
   q2Quotes[2697] = "\"Real Men are NOT afraid to say: 'Fuck OFF, you're Not my type.'\" -- Drieux";
   q2Quotes[2698] = "None love the bearer of bad news. -- Sophocles";
   q2Quotes[2699] = "\"It's too bad that even an idiot pedestrian has the right of way.\" -- Jessica";
   q2Quotes[2700] = "\"Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.\" -- Francais Bacon";
   q2Quotes[2701] = "Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.";
   q2Quotes[2702] = "Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.) -- Stafford Beer";
   q2Quotes[2703] = "\"Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.\" -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[2704] = "Her name is Lisa Church? Is her sister Rent A. Cathedral? -- R. Cunningham";
   q2Quotes[2705] = "Charity: \"What makes kosher pickels 'kosher'?\" Me: \"They are just like regular pickels, only a little bit shorter.\"";
   q2Quotes[2706] = "The heavier, the more it weighs. -- Luis";
   q2Quotes[2707] = "\"If you continually give, eventually you will be empty-handed.\" -- Jill and Lara's modification of a saying in a fortune cookie";
   q2Quotes[2708] = "Hi, I'm Jesus Christ. I'm God and so are you. -- Paul Stauffer, describing the worst case scenario for a Presbyterian.";
   q2Quotes[2709] = "That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing. -- 'Doc' Edgerton";
   q2Quotes[2710] = "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.";
   q2Quotes[2711] = "\"I'm naming my dessicator 'Little S**t Head'.\" -- Ellie, in Quantitative Analysis Lab, after her teacher told the students to treat the dessicators (lab equipment) like they were their babies, and to name them.";
   q2Quotes[2712] = "In response to the question \"Are the eggs fresh?\": \"Hell no lady, they're freeze dried...\"";
   q2Quotes[2713] = "\"The covers of this book are too far apart.\" -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2714] = "\"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[2715] = "Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[2716] = "\"Oh my god -- there's a place to stand on the floor.\" -- upon seeing the book \"A Place To Stand\" on the ground.";
   q2Quotes[2717] = "Your fortune stateth: Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.";
   q2Quotes[2718] = "Mr. Brown: \"Where were you, Mike?\" Mike: \"Calm down! I was just looking at the eclipse.\" (falls down the stairs)";
   q2Quotes[2719] = "The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[2720] = "I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesar";
   q2Quotes[2721] = "Your fortune stateth: You will soon forget this.";
   q2Quotes[2722] = "Your fortune stateth: You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.";
   q2Quotes[2723] = "\"All I wanted was a lizard.\" -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[2724] = "Your fortune stateth: You enjoy the company of other people.";
   q2Quotes[2725] = "Proof by accumulated evidence: Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample.";
   q2Quotes[2726] = "Rome wasn't burnt in a day.";
   q2Quotes[2727] = "Your fortune stateth: If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.";
   q2Quotes[2728] = "Life is like an analogy.";
   q2Quotes[2729] = "Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart";
   q2Quotes[2730] = "Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy";
   q2Quotes[2731] = "\"Most religions do not make men better, only warier.\" -- Elias Canetti";
   q2Quotes[2732] = "\"I have Muppet feet!\" --Paul B.";
   q2Quotes[2733] = "If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? -- Thomas Henry Huxley";
   q2Quotes[2734] = "The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot";
   q2Quotes[2735] = "\"Omniscience is soooo boring!\" -- Joel Martin McTague";
   q2Quotes[2736] = "\"Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.\" -- W. Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[2737] = "\"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.\" -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[2738] = "\"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[2739] = "The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished. -- H.D. Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[2740] = "\"Okay, I know that we're a first world country. And like, Honduras is a third world country. So, like what's a SECOND world country? And aren't they upset about being stuck in the middle?\" -- Aaron Greaser";
   q2Quotes[2741] = "\"I think God forgot to turn up the thermostat.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[2742] = "\"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.\" -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[2743] = "\"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.\" -- Joseph Heller";
   q2Quotes[2744] = "\"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.\" -- Robert Graves";
   q2Quotes[2745] = "God isn't dead. He just doesn't want to get involved.";
   q2Quotes[2746] = "\"Step up and get played, buddy!\" -- Colin D., after someone gave a dumb answer in physics class.";
   q2Quotes[2747] = "\"Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.\" -- Arthur Gingold";
   q2Quotes[2748] = "Your fortune stateth: There was a phone call for you.";
   q2Quotes[2749] = "A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. -- Adlai Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[2750] = "Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?";
   q2Quotes[2751] = "\"Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends.\" -- S. Weir Mitchell";
   q2Quotes[2752] = "\"That girl's so skinny, she'd have to stand up twice to make a shadow!\" -- Jean Williams, about a co-worker.";
   q2Quotes[2753] = "Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe";
   q2Quotes[2754] = "\"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2755] = "\"This isn't like the video games -- if you crash you don't get an extra life.\" -- Valerie, sitting in the passenger seat, commenting on my driving.";
   q2Quotes[2756] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.";
   q2Quotes[2757] = "\"He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death.\" -- H. H. Munro";
   q2Quotes[2758] = "\"A...Ho desu.\" -- A student from Singapore named \"Ho\", in Japan, trying to respond in Japanese when asked to identify himself. (\"Aho desu\" happens to mean something like \"I am an idiot.\")";
   q2Quotes[2759] = "Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[2760] = "mishap -- A minor misfortune. People are not killed in mishaps. -- Associated Press Stylebook";
   q2Quotes[2761] = "Baggage checker: Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge? Me: If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? Baggage checker: That's why we ask.";
   q2Quotes[2762] = "\"Advertising copy. Where sentences are replaced by participle phrases. Noun phrases. And dangling conjunctions. Bleah.\" -- K<bob>";
   q2Quotes[2763] = "\"Andrew is so incredibly reliable that almost any printing command will work, as long as it is long and complex enough...\" -- Nathaniel Borenstein";
   q2Quotes[2764] = "\"I shot you right between the nose!\" -- Justin";
   q2Quotes[2765] = "\"Communication across the revolutionary divide is inevitably partial.\" -- Thomas S. Kuhn";
   q2Quotes[2766] = "\"The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.\" -- Louis Kronenberger";
   q2Quotes[2767] = "\"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[2768] = "I'm having a phlegm problem tonight. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[2769] = "Ed: Mrphaa grrh mwah tagwa Matt: What did you say? I don't think that's English. Ed: No, I was speaking 'Spoon'. -- Ed, while eating.";
   q2Quotes[2770] = "If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.";
   q2Quotes[2771] = "\"Okay, there's a little girl down the street in pajamas and a Santa Claus hat dancing around her yard and singing about some damn moose... it's times like this that I really LOVE this neighbourhood!\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[2772] = "\"Tatoos on other people are cool, but I always thought it'd be a bad idea to let some guy draw a picture on me that'll probably never come off.\" -- Steve";
   q2Quotes[2773] = "A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.";
   q2Quotes[2774] = "\"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare.\" -- Blair Houghton";
   q2Quotes[2775] = "\"Let us? They make us\" -- Tapish, when asked whether they let him have what he cooks in his hotel management class.";
   q2Quotes[2776] = "\"People are really just apes with a cultivated tuft of hair.\" -- Margaret, the paralegal";
   q2Quotes[2777] = "\"I tell you what, if beer tasted like chocolate milk, I'd be a god damn alcoholic!\" -- Sprinkle";
   q2Quotes[2778] = "The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness. -- Wittgenstein.";
   q2Quotes[2779] = "Little Girl: Is that it? Mom: No, unless you like ketchup for a snack.";
   q2Quotes[2780] = "\"Now, how can I show you a joule? Here. This is about a joule.\" -- Fr. McLernan, while lifting a marble apple off his desk during physics class.";
   q2Quotes[2781] = "Pardon me while I laugh.";
   q2Quotes[2782] = "\"This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[2783] = "If it was easy, it would be easy. -- Bonnie Bonnell";
   q2Quotes[2784] = "\"There is a ham here and I am stabbing it repeatedly.\" -- Roxie (while talking on the phone to Aviry)";
   q2Quotes[2785] = "Your fortune stateth: Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).";
   q2Quotes[2786] = "Aaron H.: Ashish, why do you have three dictionaries? Ashish L.: Because I have three brains!";
   q2Quotes[2787] = "Your fortune stateth: You are not dead yet.  But watch for further reports.";
   q2Quotes[2788] = "I don't want pizza! I'd rather eat my butt! -- Erica";
   q2Quotes[2789] = "\"My mind is not in the gutter. My mind comes up to the gutter to feed.\" -- Catherine";
   q2Quotes[2790] = "Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki";
   q2Quotes[2791] = "Complaining about R.E.M. and then putting in the Beatles is like complaining about Slayer and then putting in Sepultura. -- Thomas";
   q2Quotes[2792] = "-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.";
   q2Quotes[2793] = "\"We do that soul thing, baby\" -- Roya to Kate";
   q2Quotes[2794] = "\"Sit down and come over here.\" -- Mr. Wittner";
   q2Quotes[2795] = "\"You think you know when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.\" -- Alan J. Perlis";
   q2Quotes[2796] = "An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest. -- Spanish proverb";
   q2Quotes[2797] = "\"If I were a martini, I would like to be drunk by Peter O'Toole, circa 1967.\" -- Marianne at alt.gnashing-teeth";
   q2Quotes[2798] = "Billy: How long does the strobe effect last? Mark: What strobe effect? (The first time Billy succesfully tripped on acid, after having been staring into the naked face of a strobe light for the better part of an hour.)";
   q2Quotes[2799] = "Bacos go on all salads. Even jello. -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[2800] = "\"Belief is not the beginning but the end of all knowledge.\" -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[2801] = "\"If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.\" -- John Galsworthy";
   q2Quotes[2802] = "DUTY, n. That which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2803] = "The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society. -- C. Stacey Woods";
   q2Quotes[2804] = "Me: Hi there, I want to make an appointment to get my car fixed. Teller Lady: Alright, what kind of car is it? Me: It's a 1997 Ford Contour. Teller: And what's the year of your car?";
   q2Quotes[2805] = "Your fortune stateth: Are you making all this up as you go along?";
   q2Quotes[2806] = "Your fortune stateth: Change your thoughts and you change your world.";
   q2Quotes[2807] = "It is easier to run down a hill than up one.";
   q2Quotes[2808] = "Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb";
   q2Quotes[2809] = "\"Barq's bites.\" -- Jen's mom";
   q2Quotes[2810] = "He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.";
   q2Quotes[2811] = "Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.";
   q2Quotes[2812] = "PIETY, n. Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2813] = "Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[2814] = "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2815] = "\"I hate work, and I hate boys. That's why I don't do either of them. -- Mary B.";
   q2Quotes[2816] = "Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst";
   q2Quotes[2817] = "The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled culinary vessel will not achieve 100 degrees on the Celsius scale.";
   q2Quotes[2818] = "Look alive. Here comes a buzzard. -- Pogo, character in \"Pogo,\" comic strip by Walt Kelly";
   q2Quotes[2819] = "Removing the straw that broke the camel's back does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.";
   q2Quotes[2820] = "\"The American people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard.\" -- Henry Louis Mencken";
   q2Quotes[2821] = "\"I turned the lights off because you guys all look less ugly that way.\" -- Mr. Atkins, high school English teacher.";
   q2Quotes[2822] = "A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. -- Kin Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[2823] = "\"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[2824] = "\"I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.\" -- Clarence Darrow";
   q2Quotes[2825] = "In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce";
   q2Quotes[2826] = "\"Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.\" -- Albert Camus";
   q2Quotes[2827] = "\"Got any candy?\" \"No.\" \"Got any weed?\" \"No.\" -- Dialogue between trick-or treating kids and friends on Halloween, 1996.";
   q2Quotes[2828] = "\"Man, even Ray Charles could find the soup!\" -- Amos (the lunch guy at YSU)";
   q2Quotes[2829] = "But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!";
   q2Quotes[2830] = "\"Education...has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.\" -- George Macaulay Trevelyan";
   q2Quotes[2831] = "Ellie:\"Of course she wouldn't like you! You turned her into a McDonalds!\" Ellie's Ex: \"I only did that 'cause she said she hated their food.\"";
   q2Quotes[2832] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't Worry, Be Happy. -- Meher Baba";
   q2Quotes[2833] = "For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.";
   q2Quotes[2834] = "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.";
   q2Quotes[2835] = "\"CRAZY RUNNING FEMALE!!!!!!\" -- Tara, while running down a hill.";
   q2Quotes[2836] = "\"America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.\" -- Arnold Toynbee";
   q2Quotes[2837] = "I had butterflies so bad they were coming out of my body and hitting the walls. -- Jessie Schuck, 7, reflecting on the first day of school entering the 2nd grade.";
   q2Quotes[2838] = "\"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.\" -- Goethe";
   q2Quotes[2839] = "Your fortune stateth: Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.";
   q2Quotes[2840] = "I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -- Seen on a bumper sticker";
   q2Quotes[2841] = "\"I see squirrels, but I think bunnies.\" -- Jennifer Nicholoff (hee hee hee)";
   q2Quotes[2842] = "None of this stuff is real. It's all just little marks on the chalkboard. -- Mr. Borten, physics teacher.";
   q2Quotes[2843] = "The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. -- Henry Ford";
   q2Quotes[2844] = "Have a nice day!";
   q2Quotes[2845] = "Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. -- Mary Alice Messenger";
   q2Quotes[2846] = "Events are not affected, they develop. -- Sri Aurobindo";
   q2Quotes[2847] = "How good would it be to pick up girls when they're already naked? -- Overheard in Carmichael dining hall, Tufts University.";
   q2Quotes[2848] = "A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[2849] = "\"If I wanted advice, I wouldn't be standing in a toilet now, would I? -- Doug";
   q2Quotes[2850] = "\"Fame is proof that people are gullible.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[2851] = "The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[2852] = "\"All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.\" -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[2853] = "\"I'm looking forward to the time when I get to be an animated character with a wonderful singing voice and cartoon hair that never needs excessive brushing.\" -- Jim, on life as a fairy tale.";
   q2Quotes[2854] = "\"Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.\" -- Henry Miller";
   q2Quotes[2855] = "This toe, \"Ow!, it hurts\", but the other toe, \"Not a Sausage\". -- Philip Savage, contemplating the difference between an infected toe and a healthy one.";
   q2Quotes[2856] = "\"What is it? Twigs and rocks or something?\" -- Helmut, the student from Germany, when asked if he wanted some trail mix";
   q2Quotes[2857] = "Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[2858] = "Her: You're never satisfied, are you? Me: Well, sometimes I am. You want to know when I'm most satisfied? Her: NO! Me: I am most satisfied when there is a good movie on t.v., and I have my own bag of chips. [pause] Her: You really need a girlfriend.";
   q2Quotes[2859] = "Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. -- Colin Powell";
   q2Quotes[2860] = "Because a daughter should never have a doll with a better figure than her mother. -- My mother Shalone's response when I asked her why I never had a Barbie as a young girl.";
   q2Quotes[2861] = "\"Defined in psychological terms, a fanatic is a man who consciously overcompensates a secret doubt.\" -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[2862] = "\"#3533. The law disregards trifles.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[2863] = "I have to kiss a lot of frogs before I can kiss my prince. -- Polly";
   q2Quotes[2864] = "\"I need a little boy in a flower pot, and a snail.\" -- overheard by Aviry, Roxie, & Melissa in a Hallmark store.";
   q2Quotes[2865] = "\"Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.\" -- Remy de Gourmont";
   q2Quotes[2866] = "A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.";
   q2Quotes[2867] = "\"We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases.\" -- Patrick Nielsen Hayden";
   q2Quotes[2868] = "Your fortune stateth: Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.";
   q2Quotes[2869] = "\"Grown men do not need leaders.\" -- Edward Abbey";
   q2Quotes[2870] = "\"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[2871] = "Did you ever wake up after a night of drinking and feel like the brain cells the alcohol killed were the important ones? -- Dave Reckess";
   q2Quotes[2872] = "Mom, if you leave Dad tomorrow and run off with David Copperfield, I'll disinherit you! -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[2873] = "\"Be wiser than other people if you can; but do not tell them so.\" -- Lord Chesterfield";
   q2Quotes[2874] = "\"Conscience...is merely instinct socialized into guilt.\" -- Robert Coover";
   q2Quotes[2875] = "\"You're gonna eat this!\" -- Jimmy, 5 years old, stuffing grass in a turtle's shell.";
   q2Quotes[2876] = "I could read lips if I knew what they were saying. -- Ham";
   q2Quotes[2877] = "\"When I'm trying to negotiate a path around the obvious I always seem to circumnavigate myself.\" -- James Hails";
   q2Quotes[2878] = "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2879] = "Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty. -- Adair Lara";
   q2Quotes[2880] = "How much of their influence on you is a result of your influence on them?";
   q2Quotes[2881] = "The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who love me. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[2882] = "More light! -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words";
   q2Quotes[2883] = "It is bad luck to be superstitious. -- Andrew W. Mathis";
   q2Quotes[2884] = "You should check under the chicken. -- Lynn, assisting a hunt for tomato chunks";
   q2Quotes[2885] = "\"Mmmm.... chocolate fingernail polish.... Hey, I'm trying to quit biting my nails over here!\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[2886] = "Proof by eminent authority: I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-complete.";
   q2Quotes[2887] = "\"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[2888] = "Honi soit qui mal y pense. [Evil to him who evil thinks.] -- Motto of the Order of the Garter (est. Edward III)";
   q2Quotes[2889] = "DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!";
   q2Quotes[2890] = "Never use \"etc.\" -- it makes people think there is more where there is not or that there is not space to list it all, etc.";
   q2Quotes[2891] = "If a 2x4 falls on the gym floor and makes a sound, but the pricipal didn't hear it, did it happen?\" -- Overheard while building the set for the school play.";
   q2Quotes[2892] = "Now, I can never have a dog, 'cause he can't live off the land! -- Heather, age 6 1/2, upon waking from a nap to find that her dad had torn up the backyard to put in a new driveway and garage, leaving only huge piles of dirt.";
   q2Quotes[2893] = "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford";
   q2Quotes[2894] = "Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm. -- Roy Mengot";
   q2Quotes[2895] = "My husband used to make all the decisions in our family. But now that he's a Promise Keeper, we always talk first and then he makes the decision. -- Wife of a Promise Keeper, a U.S. men's religious group focusing on mens' commitments to their families";
   q2Quotes[2896] = "They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.";
   q2Quotes[2897] = "\"The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.\" -- H.L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[2898] = "\"The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws.\" -- Cornelius Tacitus";
   q2Quotes[2899] = "\"And the heat goes on...where the hand has been.\" -- Byrne/Eno";
   q2Quotes[2900] = "A soft drink turneth away company.";
   q2Quotes[2901] = "You'll never catch me walking down the street carrying the head of a snowman! -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[2902] = "Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented at all costs.";
   q2Quotes[2903] = "Without adventure, civilization is in full decay. -- Alfred North Whitehead";
   q2Quotes[2904] = "If you knew what to say next, would you say it?";
   q2Quotes[2905] = "Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard";
   q2Quotes[2906] = "Diplomacy is the art of saying \"Nice doggie\" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[2907] = "Your fortune stateth: Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.";
   q2Quotes[2908] = "If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making";
   q2Quotes[2909] = "\"Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.\" -- Laurence J. Peter";
   q2Quotes[2910] = "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost";
   q2Quotes[2911] = "\"We ALL have skin!!\" -- Tony's hyper zoology teacher explaining why humans don't dissolve in water.";
   q2Quotes[2912] = "\"So, when I look at you, I wanna say... 'I'd rather be eating gravel'?\" -- Overheard in Dining Hall";
   q2Quotes[2913] = "\"Look, man, all I am is a trumpet player.\" -- Miles Davis";
   q2Quotes[2914] = "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2915] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.";
   q2Quotes[2916] = "Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell";
   q2Quotes[2917] = "Take what you can use and let the rest go by. -- Ken Kesey";
   q2Quotes[2918] = "\"Brevity is the soul of lingerie.\" -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[2919] = "\"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.\" -- George Herbert Walker Bush";
   q2Quotes[2920] = "\"Oh, I wish my roommate were here. She's a vegetarian.\" -- Alice, when her neighbor needed CPR. Alice's roommate was a veterinarian. (Who also didn't eat meat....)";
   q2Quotes[2921] = "\"All I can say is that I'm glad I didn't invest in a lot of those 'Straight not Narrow' pins.\" -- me, upon deciding that I'm queer";
   q2Quotes[2922] = "\"Thud. Thud. Thud. Splat.\" -- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, _Good Omens_";
   q2Quotes[2923] = "Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it.";
   q2Quotes[2924] = "The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell";
   q2Quotes[2925] = "\"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2926] = "All that glitters has a high refractive index.";
   q2Quotes[2927] = "\"Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen.\" -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[2928] = "Solipsists of the World... you are already united. -- Kayvan Sylvan";
   q2Quotes[2929] = "Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer";
   q2Quotes[2930] = "Jon: \"How come all the girls go out with the dorks?\" Me: \"Maybe WE'RE the dorks!\"";
   q2Quotes[2931] = "Jim: \"I'll call you this weekend\" Ellie: \"It already IS this weekend!\" -- Me talking on the phone to my ex, on a Saturday afternoon, before he was my ex.";
   q2Quotes[2932] = "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel";
   q2Quotes[2933] = "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[2934] = "The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better.";
   q2Quotes[2935] = "-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.";
   q2Quotes[2936] = "\"Who died and made ME chef?\" -- Ellie's dad, after being asked to cook dinner.";
   q2Quotes[2937] = "\"It is better to be quotable than to be honest.\" -- Tom Stoppard";
   q2Quotes[2938] = "Ducks? What ducks??";
   q2Quotes[2939] = "-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation of a lucrative nature.";
   q2Quotes[2940] = "\"Next time he does that, I'm going to make him eat his own head.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[2941] = "\"The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists -- that is why they invented hell.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[2942] = "\"Both of you three stand up!\" -- Mr. Tanzeem, a very angry Math teacher at Karachi Grammar School";
   q2Quotes[2943] = "Alas, I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]";
   q2Quotes[2944] = "\"Let's use this glass because it's A) solid and B) normal.\" -- Laura, choosing a beer glass";
   q2Quotes[2945] = "Your fortune stateth: What happened last night can happen again.";
   q2Quotes[2946] = "\"You know, if it weren't for the alcohol, beer would be a health food.\" -- Chuck";
   q2Quotes[2947] = "\"The mind unlearns with difficulty what it has long learned.\" -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca";
   q2Quotes[2948] = "This is another opportunity in which to exhale... -- ej";
   q2Quotes[2949] = "If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.";
   q2Quotes[2950] = "\"Dinner is served.... but it sucks!\" -- My mother Susanne, after losing a game of Monopoly.";
   q2Quotes[2951] = "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2952] = "\"This is gross. They should really clean this.\" -- A tourist at the Oregon Caves, unhappy with the amount of dirt and mud found within the caverns.";
   q2Quotes[2953] = "\"Patriotism is an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.\" -- George Jean Nathan";
   q2Quotes[2954] = "Mr. Caputo asks Bryce a question. Bryce: \"Um, uh....\" Mr.C.: \"Could you please get more specific than that?\"";
   q2Quotes[2955] = "\"Does it do zero to sixty?\" -- Liz, inquiring about my brother's car.";
   q2Quotes[2956] = "Jill: I dated a seventeen-year-old once. Deborah: I'm seventeen. Jill: Oh my God, I dated Deborah!";
   q2Quotes[2957] = "\"Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.\" -- Henrik Tikkanen";
   q2Quotes[2958] = "Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.";
   q2Quotes[2959] = "\"My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration, and ignoble deaths...\" -- Harlan Ellison";
   q2Quotes[2960] = "\"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.\" -- Alan Wilson Watts";
   q2Quotes[2961] = "\"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2962] = "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. -- Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[2963] = "\"You got that 'Rocky Mountain Picture Show' tape with you?\" -- Thomas, my father, while driving in the car, actually referring to the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show.'";
   q2Quotes[2964] = "Navy Guy: \"Can I jump over the tiles you're cleaning to get by?\" Marine Guy: \"If you can do it without touching them.\" Navy Guy: \"Isn't that what jumping's all about?\"";
   q2Quotes[2965] = "\"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[2966] = "\"We are all worms, but I believe I am a glowworm.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[2967] = "\"This is cause for mass debation!\" -- Jase1, Enraged at school policies.";
   q2Quotes[2968] = "Your fortune stateth: You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.";
   q2Quotes[2969] = "I'm a drunkard. I whip monkeys. -- P. Casson";
   q2Quotes[2970] = "\"The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.\" -- Maurice Chapelain";
   q2Quotes[2971] = "MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2972] = "\"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[2973] = "A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[2974] = "While driving down through downtown: Sonya: (Reading from a billboard) \"Did you know that having a hobby greatly reduces stress?\" Jeremy: (oblivious to the billboard) \"Good thing I masturbate.\"";
   q2Quotes[2975] = "\"It's the type of person you are...it's somewhere between admirable and frightening.\"";
   q2Quotes[2976] = "\"Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth.\" -- Jean-Paul Sartre";
   q2Quotes[2977] = "\"There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[2978] = "\"But my tongue was hot...\" -- 3-year-old Jared's response to his mother when told not to stick his tongue out at other people.";
   q2Quotes[2979] = "\"I think people snore because they don't have anything else to do while they're naked.\"";
   q2Quotes[2980] = "\"When you smell an odorless gas, it's carbon monoxide\" -- A 10th grade high school exam answer";
   q2Quotes[2981] = "If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish. -- Chinese Proverb";
   q2Quotes[2982] = "\"Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.\" -- Brian Aldiss";
   q2Quotes[2983] = "Mary: So did you get to first base? Beth: First base? I never left the concession stand.";
   q2Quotes[2984] = "IMMODEST, adj. Having a strong sense of one's own merit, coupled with a feeble conception of worth in others. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2985] = "Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier. -- Stanislaw J. Lec";
   q2Quotes[2986] = "Erwin: \"Where are you going?\" James: \"To my woom\" Erwin: \"Your WOMB? That's a long, tight trip!\"";
   q2Quotes[2987] = "\"When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not more of a pastime to her than she is to me?\" -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne";
   q2Quotes[2988] = "\"It was a fantastic dinner. We had spinabifita.\" \"You mean spinacopita.\" \"Whatever.\" -- Dustin Miller to Anna after dinner at his grandparents'.";
   q2Quotes[2989] = "In the war of wits, he's unarmed.";
   q2Quotes[2990] = "Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.";
   q2Quotes[2991] = "PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[2992] = "When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. -- Betty Bender";
   q2Quotes[2993] = "\"All it was was pure evil hatred in plant form!\" -- Julie's response when asked how the hot pepper tasted.";
   q2Quotes[2994] = "\" 'Just Futons'? You mean, as opposed to Unjust Futons?\" -- Paul Baker, reading a sign on a store front";
   q2Quotes[2995] = "\"WARNING: prosecuters will be violated.\" -- Rhonda R., being even funnier than she intended.";
   q2Quotes[2996] = "\"Come on, Erica. Be a prostitute. Just this once!\" -- Sharon trying to get me to be in her play";
   q2Quotes[2997] = "Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965";
   q2Quotes[2998] = "\"If these people would lower the prices, we Americans would buy more!\" -- U.S. tourist, overheard in Tigre, Argentina";
   q2Quotes[2999] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it's totally undeserved.";
   q2Quotes[3000] = "\"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.\" -- Christopher Lasch";
   q2Quotes[3001] = "How is it supposed to get hard with four people breathing on it? -- Judy Thom, a grown-up slumber party while waiting for Magic Shell to solidify on ice cream.";
   q2Quotes[3002] = "Amanda: Do you think that guy on TV is cute? Mom: Well... he's okay, but he's no Mel Gibson. Amanda: Mom, nobody is Mel Gibson. Except Harrison Ford!";
   q2Quotes[3003] = "Your fortune stateth: It was all so different before everything changed.";
   q2Quotes[3004] = "\"The extreme always seems to make an impression.\" -- _Heathers_";
   q2Quotes[3005] = "\"No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.\" -- Charles Steinmetz";
   q2Quotes[3006] = "Your fortune stateth: All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.";
   q2Quotes[3007] = "Do you still have to fight off the Indians? -- question a cab driver in California asked my family";
   q2Quotes[3008] = "Soul meets soul on lovers lips. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley";
   q2Quotes[3009] = "The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- James Joseph Sylvester";
   q2Quotes[3010] = "Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder.";
   q2Quotes[3011] = "\"I fell in a lake?\" -- Paul T. Baker, when told about what he did while he was drunk";
   q2Quotes[3012] = "If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble. -- Elbert Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[3013] = "\"Natural abilities are like natural plants that need pruning by study.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[3014] = "I wish God would come down and do my homework. -- Tara";
   q2Quotes[3015] = "It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[3016] = "\"'Cause I wanted to, I guess.\" -- Jeremy, age five, when asked why he had tried to flush the cat down the toilet.";
   q2Quotes[3017] = "\"It's the Rubber Pants Commandos!\" -- Max";
   q2Quotes[3018] = "Your fortune stateth: You will pioneer the first Martian colony.";
   q2Quotes[3019] = "There is something to be said for sleep. Unfortunately, I'm too tired to say it. -- Emily";
   q2Quotes[3020] = "If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry. -- Chinese proverb";
   q2Quotes[3021] = "Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- Francois de La Rouchefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[3022] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.";
   q2Quotes[3023] = "I want pizza. It's so normal for kids our age to have pizza. -- Jenny";
   q2Quotes[3024] = "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.";
   q2Quotes[3025] = "The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L. Ogborn";
   q2Quotes[3026] = "A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth";
   q2Quotes[3027] = "It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[3028] = "Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[3029] = "When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.";
   q2Quotes[3030] = "Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?";
   q2Quotes[3031] = "This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole";
   q2Quotes[3032] = "Who would want to steal a steering wheel? -- Katy commenting on an ad for \"The Club\"";
   q2Quotes[3033] = "Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!";
   q2Quotes[3034] = "My friend Mike, he straight ran out of VeeGee's with a case of beer! -- Shawn, explaining where beer comes from.";
   q2Quotes[3035] = "\"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.\" -- Jerome K. Jerome";
   q2Quotes[3036] = "The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort";
   q2Quotes[3037] = "\"The best thing I ever did was nothing.\" -- Gabe Fulks";
   q2Quotes[3038] = "The first time Paul B. got drunk, and he was regretting it: Paul to Greg: \"Beat me up!\" Greg: \"Pick you up?\" Paul: \"No, BEAT me up! Pass me out!\"";
   q2Quotes[3039] = "If we don't come back, avenge our deaths! -- Tomas Terfloth, to Jaryn's mom, right before a road trip.";
   q2Quotes[3040] = "\"...and if you don't hear from us, you won't!\" -- Sue, after a final job interview. She got the job.";
   q2Quotes[3041] = "\"An unimaginable toy is useful for breaking other toys. And your little dog, too!\"";
   q2Quotes[3042] = "\"Oh, come on, you can do better than that, you ill-begotten son of a wombat!\" -- Daniel \"Fluffy\"";
   q2Quotes[3043] = "\"If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.\" -- Ludwig Wittgenstein";
   q2Quotes[3044] = "A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well.";
   q2Quotes[3045] = "Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow.";
   q2Quotes[3046] = "If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[3047] = "I'm not doing this *just* to be weird.";
   q2Quotes[3048] = "-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.";
   q2Quotes[3049] = "Go climb a gravity well!";
   q2Quotes[3050] = "It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.";
   q2Quotes[3051] = "\"'If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.'\" -- Terry Pratchett, concerning popcorn, _Moving Pictures_";
   q2Quotes[3052] = "\"My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.\" -- P. J. Plauger";
   q2Quotes[3053] = "Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker";
   q2Quotes[3054] = "Who dat who say \"who dat\" when I say \"who dat\"? -- Hattie McDaniel";
   q2Quotes[3055] = "An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. -- Margaret Atwood";
   q2Quotes[3056] = "Wanna try some of my shepherd's pie? It's made of 100% shepherd! -- R. Mercado";
   q2Quotes[3057] = "Knowledge is power. -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[3058] = "Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.";
   q2Quotes[3059] = "When in doubt, be vague -- Jenn Book";
   q2Quotes[3060] = "Idleness is the holiday of fools.";
   q2Quotes[3061] = "Your fortune stateth: You'll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's heel.";
   q2Quotes[3062] = "\"The UK was dropped by Germany on an atomic bomb\" -- \"Mr. Beans\" in #emu";
   q2Quotes[3063] = "\"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.\"";
   q2Quotes[3064] = "We are going pistachio nuts. -- Anne";
   q2Quotes[3065] = "Dad: Jane, can you explain to me why there is a $50 fine on your student account billed as \"Roof Violation\"? Jane: Well, Dad, I violated the roof.";
   q2Quotes[3066] = "Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel";
   q2Quotes[3067] = "In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin";
   q2Quotes[3068] = "\"A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.\" -- Daniel Webster";
   q2Quotes[3069] = "Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain. -- Euripides";
   q2Quotes[3070] = "I can't believe she called me a snob! She's just jealous because I have so much more than money than her and I'm a lot prettier, too. -- overheard in a class full of cheerleaders before the teacher came in";
   q2Quotes[3071] = "Hey Chill, have a mental margarita. -- Andrea, wishing she could have a real one.";
   q2Quotes[3072] = "\"He who hesitates... is still there....\" -- J. Kazawic";
   q2Quotes[3073] = "\"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?\" -- Herb Caen";
   q2Quotes[3074] = "\"Yeah, thrust all the responsibility on the woman why don't you?\" -- Ellie, the only female in the room.";
   q2Quotes[3075] = "\"You three go over there and form a square.\" -- Jerry Boeckmann, Vianney basketball coach";
   q2Quotes[3076] = "You auto buy now.";
   q2Quotes[3077] = "Seek simplicity -- and distrust it. -- Alfred North Whitehead";
   q2Quotes[3078] = "\"Shuck!\" \"Just one?\" -- Paul B.";
   q2Quotes[3079] = "I threw the plant across the room because it was attacking some old people in a boat, and I thought it was going to come after me next. -- Jes (The boat was in a picture in my bathroom).";
   q2Quotes[3080] = "You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke? -- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remus";
   q2Quotes[3081] = "Life isn't choreographed; that's why I fall down a lot. -- Sacha Duncan";
   q2Quotes[3082] = "\"Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.\" -- Clare Boothe Luce";
   q2Quotes[3083] = "When your memory goes, forget it!";
   q2Quotes[3084] = "\"I tell you what, if I were a country, this song would be my National Anthem.\" -- Sprinkle";
   q2Quotes[3085] = "\"Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?\" -- Quentin Crisp";
   q2Quotes[3086] = "\"If the Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?\" -- Christy to baseball-nut boyfriend";
   q2Quotes[3087] = "\"Don't laugh. It really hurt.\" -- Rajesh (a.k.a. Big Nose), about when he accidentaly stuck his lips to an icicle in the freezer";
   q2Quotes[3088] = "Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii";
   q2Quotes[3089] = "I don't envy myself right now. -- Benji, driving on the interstate.";
   q2Quotes[3090] = "\"When a Saint dies you can't eat pudding!\" -- Sarah, feeling guilty for wanting a Jell-O cup the day Mother Theresa died.";
   q2Quotes[3091] = "Your fortune stateth: Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.";
   q2Quotes[3092] = "\"To live outside the law you must be honest.\" -- Bob Dylan";
   q2Quotes[3093] = "America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee";
   q2Quotes[3094] = "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[3095] = "Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors. -- Thomas Henry Huxley";
   q2Quotes[3096] = "\"He is like a bull in a china cabinet.\" -- Shannon";
   q2Quotes[3097] = "\"Hey look, it's the Milk Cannon of Death.\" -- Andy Z., after crushing an empty milk carton and discovering that the residual milk squirted out when force was applied.";
   q2Quotes[3098] = "With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer";
   q2Quotes[3099] = "\"Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[3100] = "\"If you wish to appear agreeable in society, you must consent to be taught many things which you know already.\" -- Johann Kaspar Lavater";
   q2Quotes[3101] = "Fortune finishes the great quotations, #3: Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.";
   q2Quotes[3102] = "A king's castle is his home.";
   q2Quotes[3103] = "FLPOOY DRIVE -- A label on an Intel Pentium Motherboard (Say it out loud a couple of times: \"Flpooy! Flpooy!\")";
   q2Quotes[3104] = "Your fortune stateth: After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!";
   q2Quotes[3105] = "Your fortune stateth: Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.";
   q2Quotes[3106] = "\"I had the coolest dream last night! I was on this boat... and... well... that's all I can remember.... but I was definitely on a boat!\" -- Kate";
   q2Quotes[3107] = "\"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.\" -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[3108] = "The truth is just an exceptional lie. -- Philip Rodrigues";
   q2Quotes[3109] = "\"Trapped, like a trap in a trap.\" -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[3110] = "There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- Francois de La Rouchefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[3111] = "I saw what you did and I know who you are.";
   q2Quotes[3112] = "Heather: \"Do you guys believe in reincarnation?\" Ellie: \"I didn't do it! I didn't kill your past life! I swear!\"";
   q2Quotes[3113] = "\"This is crazy. I can't think!\" -- Jenny, getting a little too excited in a bead store.";
   q2Quotes[3114] = "\"200 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.\" -- Overheard on IRC by Ellie";
   q2Quotes[3115] = "\"The real value of freedom is not to the minority that wants to talk, but to the majority, that does not want to listen.\" -- Zechariah Chafee";
   q2Quotes[3116] = "ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgement of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3117] = "\"Unrequited like sucks almost as much as unrequited love.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[3118] = "\"If you pinched the pansies, it must be gorgeous outside\" -- Ellie's Dad";
   q2Quotes[3119] = "\"Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.\" -- Lichty & Wagner";
   q2Quotes[3120] = "\"Sports? Sports are great -- Great for keeping the vacuous off the streets and out of trouble!\" -- Rankin!";
   q2Quotes[3121] = "Deborah: My friend said she might come to the next meeting. James: Is she hot? Deborah: No, but she's Canadian! -- At a meeting of our newspaper's staff";
   q2Quotes[3122] = "Ben: I once talked on the phone to someone while she was taking a bath... Rando: Hmm. What if she had dropped the phone? Ben: (shrugs) I guess I'd drown.";
   q2Quotes[3123] = "\"I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.\" -- Harold Macmillan";
   q2Quotes[3124] = "DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3125] = "\"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.\" -- H.H. Munro";
   q2Quotes[3126] = "What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? -- Gertrude Stein, dying words";
   q2Quotes[3127] = "\"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[3128] = "Thank God there's a God. -- Sam";
   q2Quotes[3129] = "One picture is worth more than ten thousand words. -- Chinese proverb";
   q2Quotes[3130] = "ONCE, adv. Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3131] = "(During a conversation about male organs) Joe: I like to think of mine as \"Little Joe\". Jeff: I call mine Russel. Joe: Russel? Jeff: Russel the Love Muscle.";
   q2Quotes[3132] = "\"You've never seen anyone write a letter to future generations on a Kleenex before?\" --Ellie, after writing something on a Kleenex due to lack of paper.";
   q2Quotes[3133] = "\"I've only got one freaking heart!\" -- Marlene";
   q2Quotes[3134] = "There's no such thing as an original sin. -- Elvis Costello";
   q2Quotes[3135] = "BAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!";
   q2Quotes[3136] = "\"Why did you turn me into a bison, anyways?\" -- Tristan";
   q2Quotes[3137] = "\"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[3138] = "\"...only drugs make you feel as good as people in TV ads appear to be.\" -- Hakim Bey";
   q2Quotes[3139] = "Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!";
   q2Quotes[3140] = "\"I believe I was a salmon in a past life\" -- Wyl R. Stenburg";
   q2Quotes[3141] = "He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen";
   q2Quotes[3142] = "Your fortune stateth: Reply hazy, ask again later.";
   q2Quotes[3143] = "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[3144] = "\"Next thing you know, it'll wake you up snorking, if you are Daddy\" -- Ellie's mom, on Ellie's dad's snoring";
   q2Quotes[3145] = "\"I think I'm really an advanced alien and this world is my 6th grade science experiment.\" -- Curt";
   q2Quotes[3146] = "\"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.\" -- Timothy Leary";
   q2Quotes[3147] = "\"'You are all a lost generation,' Gertrude Stein said. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home.\" -- James Thurber";
   q2Quotes[3148] = "Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.";
   q2Quotes[3149] = "I want to be THE college student. -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[3150] = "\"Happiness is the longing for repetition.\" -- Kundera";
   q2Quotes[3151] = "\"Oh well, I've just given birth to an idiot.\" -- Jason Luck, about his hypothetical child's hypothetical failure to pass a standardized test";
   q2Quotes[3152] = "\"The melancholy truth was that his glorious golden head had nothing in it.\" -- Cecil Woodham Smith";
   q2Quotes[3153] = "Today, many people were victims of my random acts of kindness. --Tyro";
   q2Quotes[3154] = "\"Hey, a good mop is hard to find\" -- Missy, commenting on mom's new hairdo.";
   q2Quotes[3155] = "A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!] -- Medieval prayer";
   q2Quotes[3156] = "-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.";
   q2Quotes[3157] = "\"Because ssstupid,I can collapsse her under my bed afterwardss for easssy ssstorage purposesss.\" -- Andy, in a drunken frenzy, explaining why he really wants to have sex with a double jointed woman.";
   q2Quotes[3158] = "I didn't SAY it was a deep thought - I THOUGHT it! -- Lauren";
   q2Quotes[3159] = "You wouldn't know good music if a big dog bit you in the butt. -- Jason, my brilliant English major brother";
   q2Quotes[3160] = "IMPIETY, n. Your irreverence toward my deity. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3161] = "\"You're doomed! You're SO doomed! I wouldn't have swallowed a Buick, and I wouldn't want to keep on eating!\"";
   q2Quotes[3162] = "If the person is dear, the penis is dear. -- Deborah and Jill";
   q2Quotes[3163] = "\"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.\" -- G.K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[3164] = "Your fortune stateth: Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.";
   q2Quotes[3165] = "\"It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3166] = "Your fortune stateth: Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.";
   q2Quotes[3167] = "\"My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.\" -- John Haldane";
   q2Quotes[3168] = "\"You can catch more rolling stones with honey than you can with moss.\" -- S. Candice Campbell of Tulsa, Oklahoma";
   q2Quotes[3169] = "There's no such thing as a free lunch. -- Milton Friendman";
   q2Quotes[3170] = "If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life";
   q2Quotes[3171] = "Your fortune stateth: Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.";
   q2Quotes[3172] = "All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Director";
   q2Quotes[3173] = "When the day is gone, so are my shoes. -- J. Guess (The last name is real.)";
   q2Quotes[3174] = "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[3175] = "\"I could get more help looking at a tomato.\" -- Mom";
   q2Quotes[3176] = "\"There is no law that vulgarity and literary excellence cannot coexist.\" -- A. Trevor Hodge";
   q2Quotes[3177] = "Your fortune stateth: Your supervisor is thinking about you.";
   q2Quotes[3178] = "Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin Williams";
   q2Quotes[3179] = "Boneless beef bottom sirloin butt-ball tips!!! -- in big letters on a cardboard box found along the railroad tracks.";
   q2Quotes[3180] = "A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery";
   q2Quotes[3181] = "I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane";
   q2Quotes[3182] = "Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper";
   q2Quotes[3183] = "If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson";
   q2Quotes[3184] = "\"The most merciful thing in the world...is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.\" -- H.P. Lovecraft";
   q2Quotes[3185] = "Your fortune stateth: You will gain money by an illegal action.";
   q2Quotes[3186] = "I don't care if it's barnyard animals. I just want you to want something. -- Father, upon finding that his son is gay.";
   q2Quotes[3187] = "I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!";
   q2Quotes[3188] = "'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan.  Never odd or even.  A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.  Madam, I'm Adam.  Sit on a potato pan, Otis.  Sit on Otis. -- The Mad Palindromist";
   q2Quotes[3189] = "Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[3190] = "\"You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.\" -- Margaret Thatcher";
   q2Quotes[3191] = "Yes, aliens are definitely better than Satan. -- Cheri";
   q2Quotes[3192] = "We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx";
   q2Quotes[3193] = "\"They should KILL that f****** clown!\" -- Jaryn Lutkin, upon entering McDonalds";
   q2Quotes[3194] = "\"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.\" -- Niels Bohr";
   q2Quotes[3195] = "She's one talking animal short of a Disney flick. -- Jennifer";
   q2Quotes[3196] = "\"Never screw something so hard you can't unscrew it.\" -- Mrs. Virginia Richburg, talking about transits and their tri-pods in high school pre-calculus class.";
   q2Quotes[3197] = "Chad: \"Is that Monie's music playing?\" Isaac: \"Yah, it's Bach.\" Chad: \"Well thank God for decrescendos.\"";
   q2Quotes[3198] = "\"All movements go too far.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[3199] = "Nice guys finish last. -- Leo Durocher";
   q2Quotes[3200] = "ABSURDITY, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3201] = "We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. -- Buck Henry";
   q2Quotes[3202] = "\"I never watch Sesame Street. I know most of that stuff.\" -- Tracie, college sophomore.";
   q2Quotes[3203] = "\"The dash should be used more. I-LIKE-THE-DASH!\" -- Mrs. Dial, senior english";
   q2Quotes[3204] = "\"If love is blind then why are we not equipped with seeing eye dogs?\" -- Mary";
   q2Quotes[3205] = "I'm also looking to make small animal-killing noises on a violin. -- Jody LaFerriere, contemplating music lessons";
   q2Quotes[3206] = "Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?";
   q2Quotes[3207] = "\"Your grandma IS my psychic whore!\" -- overheard in the hallway at school";
   q2Quotes[3208] = "Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[3209] = "\"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.\" -- John Barrymore";
   q2Quotes[3210] = "Well, it's an interesting alternative to food. -- tom, on Vegitarian McDonald's.";
   q2Quotes[3211] = "\"It's trivial and pointless, and besides, I'm not telling you!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[3212] = "There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another to the world. -- Antonio Machado";
   q2Quotes[3213] = "\"For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.\" -- Jello Biafra";
   q2Quotes[3214] = "\"If you want attention, just raise your hand.\" -- Timothy";
   q2Quotes[3215] = "\"There's a whole world happening in my pants that no one knows about!\" -- Nancy, discussing leg-warmers.";
   q2Quotes[3216] = "\"Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.\" -- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin";
   q2Quotes[3217] = "Preserve the old, but know the new.";
   q2Quotes[3218] = "I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.";
   q2Quotes[3219] = "Help a swallow land at Capistrano.";
   q2Quotes[3220] = "\"We participate in a tragedy; at a comedy we only look.\" -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[3221] = "Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?";
   q2Quotes[3222] = "-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic plant.";
   q2Quotes[3223] = "What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them? -- Roger von Oech";
   q2Quotes[3224] = "If anything can go wrong, it will.";
   q2Quotes[3225] = "\"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong.\" -- Blair Houghton";
   q2Quotes[3226] = "Your fortune stateth: You look tired.";
   q2Quotes[3227] = "\"What's this, your cement collection?\" -- Julie, lifting something while helping Jen move.";
   q2Quotes[3228] = "A morning without coffee is like something without something else.";
   q2Quotes[3229] = "Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.";
   q2Quotes[3230] = "Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen";
   q2Quotes[3231] = "Rome was not built in one day. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[3232] = "Your fortune stateth: You're currently going through a difficult transition period called \"Life.\"";
   q2Quotes[3233] = "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!";
   q2Quotes[3234] = "\"Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[3235] = "Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb";
   q2Quotes[3236] = "\"Everything has a boolean value, if you stand far enough away from it.\" -- Galena Alyson Canada";
   q2Quotes[3237] = "\"Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.\" -- Heywood Broun";
   q2Quotes[3238] = "\"...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.\" -- Professor Brian Quinn";
   q2Quotes[3239] = "Your fortune stateth: You will never know hunger.";
   q2Quotes[3240] = "\"Two electrons in the sigma and none in the p. That's pure gravy.\" -- Professor David Lemal";
   q2Quotes[3241] = "\"Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.\" -- Eric Hoffer";
   q2Quotes[3242] = "Me: What's wrong, Grandma? Granny: Honey, right now I feel so low I could sit on a cigarette paper and swing my feet!";
   q2Quotes[3243] = "\"I see nothing strange about riding a cow. You just need a special saddle, that's all!\" -- Mags, the paralegal.";
   q2Quotes[3244] = "\"Always look to the fences. That's where they accumulate.\" -- Jeff F., referring to leaves in the fall.";
   q2Quotes[3245] = "As Zeus said to Narcissus, \"Watch yourself.\"";
   q2Quotes[3246] = "\"My favorite color is CLEAR.\" -- Kristin";
   q2Quotes[3247] = "\"It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[3248] = "\"Where's the beef?\" -- Heather, at McDonald's, after getting burgers with no patties.";
   q2Quotes[3249] = "My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[3250] = "Your fortune stateth: You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.";
   q2Quotes[3251] = "\"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[3252] = "\"A wiseguy and his head are soon parted.\" -- Mac Brown";
   q2Quotes[3253] = "\"Where's that flux capacitor when you need it? I just ran into my past self on here!\" -- Ellie, on IRC after switching servers and running into herself.";
   q2Quotes[3254] = "Madness takes its toll.";
   q2Quotes[3255] = "\"The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.\" -- Alexander Haig";
   q2Quotes[3256] = "Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan";
   q2Quotes[3257] = "Doing gets it done.";
   q2Quotes[3258] = "\"Nobody wins a tequila drink-off.\" -- A very wise friend of Phil's";
   q2Quotes[3259] = "\"Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?\" -- _Black Adder II_";
   q2Quotes[3260] = "I'm 15, and my hormones are flying, flying! -- B. Francey";
   q2Quotes[3261] = "Try blue Saran Wrap. Works for me! -- Chris Polack";
   q2Quotes[3262] = "He took \"My Life!\" Don't you understand? I didn't work so hard on \"My Life\" only to have it taken by some psychology teacher! I WANT \"MY LIFE\" BACK!!! -- Cuitla, about his psychology class project.";
   q2Quotes[3263] = "I like the idea of an ancient race -- it makes a world feel so...lived in.";
   q2Quotes[3264] = "POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3265] = "You know, if you and I weren't such close friends, I wouldn't like you very much. -- Alana, after being insulted by Ally";
   q2Quotes[3266] = "\"It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.\" -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[3267] = "Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.";
   q2Quotes[3268] = "Your fortune stateth: Excellent day to have a rotten day.";
   q2Quotes[3269] = "And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who shot herself during a broadcast";
   q2Quotes[3270] = "Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. -- W. Clement Stone";
   q2Quotes[3271] = "A prediction is worth twenty explanations. -- K. Brecher";
   q2Quotes[3272] = "If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. -- Leonard Levinson";
   q2Quotes[3273] = "\"The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[3274] = "What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler";
   q2Quotes[3275] = "MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3276] = "There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. -- Marie Antoinette";
   q2Quotes[3277] = "\"No affectation of peculiarity can conceal a commonplace mind.\" -- William Somerset Maugham";
   q2Quotes[3278] = "GIVE UP!!!!";
   q2Quotes[3279] = "To err is human, to moo bovine.";
   q2Quotes[3280] = "\"Hi..this is my bed, not a Fry-Daddy.\" -- Juliet";
   q2Quotes[3281] = "\"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.\" -- Anais Nin";
   q2Quotes[3282] = "\"It sounded like he was sawing his oven in half with a chainsaw.\" -- Jen, about her upstairs neighbor";
   q2Quotes[3283] = "\"We lost 12 pounds of meat to spoilage?!\" -- Curt A.";
   q2Quotes[3284] = "It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed";
   q2Quotes[3285] = "\"'Right, you bastards, you're... you're geography.'\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Guards! Guards!_";
   q2Quotes[3286] = "\"If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.\" -- Jack Handy";
   q2Quotes[3287] = "\"Every age and generation must be as free to act for itself, in all cases, as the ages and generations which preceeded it.\" -- Thomas Paine";
   q2Quotes[3288] = "Ungar, Yanni, ZOLTAR?????? You really think Rachel and Zoltar sound like a good couple? -- Rachel";
   q2Quotes[3289] = "\"Don't be so humble, you're not that great.\" -- Golda Meir";
   q2Quotes[3290] = "The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unhappy Marriage of Marxism and Feminism";
   q2Quotes[3291] = "Itfss schtuck! -- Gordon, after shoving a tennis ball in his mouth, again.";
   q2Quotes[3292] = "Beware of geeks bearing graft.";
   q2Quotes[3293] = "\"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away\". -- Philip K. Dick";
   q2Quotes[3294] = "\"The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid.\" -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[3295] = "\"Thus, we need an equitable distribution of wealth.\" -- The Conclusion of all Logic in our US History course.";
   q2Quotes[3296] = "\"Pairs will not get together with other pairs.... unless they're in a commune or something.\" -- Prof. Blanton";
   q2Quotes[3297] = "Have a nice diurnal anomaly.";
   q2Quotes[3298] = "RANSOM, n. The purchase of that which neither belongs to the seller, nor can belong to the buyer. The most unprofitable of investments. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3299] = "Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[3300] = "An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways. -- Isaac Asimov";
   q2Quotes[3301] = "Congratulations are in order for Tom Reid. He says he just found out he is the winner of the 2021 Psychic of the Year award.";
   q2Quotes[3302] = "\"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3303] = "There's something slurpy in your shoulders. -- Cheri";
   q2Quotes[3304] = "\"Pretty soon it'll be the year 2000 and we'll need new checks.\" -- Pat Washburn, circa 1986";
   q2Quotes[3305] = "You never know what you never know if you never know it. -- MoJo";
   q2Quotes[3306] = "Well, paint me green, dress me in plaid, hang me on a street corner, and call me mother.... I didn't know that. -- JL Jordan";
   q2Quotes[3307] = "Well thaaaaaaat's okay.";
   q2Quotes[3308] = "Practice random acts of e-mail and senseless cyberspace. -- Kathryn Carmony";
   q2Quotes[3309] = "I think that \"sense of reality\" must be something on the Y chromosome. -- Nich";
   q2Quotes[3310] = "-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.";
   q2Quotes[3311] = "Oh my god, someone hot-boxed the world! -- Leslie, noticing the incredible fog outside";
   q2Quotes[3312] = "\"Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3313] = "Your fortune stateth: You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.";
   q2Quotes[3314] = "\"Almost all our faults are more pardonable than the methods we resort to to hide them.\" -- Francois de La Rochefoucald";
   q2Quotes[3315] = "To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[3316] = "\"America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3317] = "\"Say Cheesesticks!\" \"Cheesesticks!\" \"Whiskey!\" -- Food demonstration ladies getting their picture taken the day before Wal-Mart Supercenter in DeKalb, Illinois opened (4/22/97)";
   q2Quotes[3318] = "\"Mr. Anglin, please report to the office... Mr. Anglin, please report to the office....\" -- Mr. Gus Anglin, headmaster at J.D. O'Bryant High in Roxbury, MA, apparently paging himself.";
   q2Quotes[3319] = "\"The only goal I have in life is to have a dog, and since I don't have one I'm not living up to my full potential.\" -- Jen, to Julie";
   q2Quotes[3320] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't read everything you believe.";
   q2Quotes[3321] = "Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)";
   q2Quotes[3322] = "From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur";
   q2Quotes[3323] = "Time as he grows old teaches all things. -- Aeschylus";
   q2Quotes[3324] = "POSITIVE, adj. Mistaken at the top of one's voice. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3325] = "\"The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.\" -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[3326] = "By perseverance the snail reached the Ark. -- Charles Spurgeon";
   q2Quotes[3327] = "Kim : Is he cute? Iain: Sorta.. Kim : Sorta? Iain: Yeah, sorta. It's like \"kinda\", but not really.";
   q2Quotes[3328] = "S: \"Can I see it for a minute?\" J: \"No, I don't THINK so!\" S: \"No, I swear, I'm gonna hit myself.\"";
   q2Quotes[3329] = "Jokes are funny. -- Princess Tanya";
   q2Quotes[3330] = "\"Anyone who doesn't acknowledge you hasn't advanced beyond the notochord stage.\" -- Mario";
   q2Quotes[3331] = "\"I said I _liked_ being half-educated; you were so much more _surprised_ at everything when you were ignorant.\" -- Gerald Durrell";
   q2Quotes[3332] = "Hell... It's only my mother-in-law. -- Kevin, upon using his Caller Id for the first time.";
   q2Quotes[3333] = "Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? -- Socrates, dying words";
   q2Quotes[3334] = "When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.";
   q2Quotes[3335] = "Every crowd has a stupid lining. -- Steve Miller";
   q2Quotes[3336] = "\"But that's what being an artist _is_ -- feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy.\" -- The New Yorker";
   q2Quotes[3337] = "\"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.\" -- Billy Joel";
   q2Quotes[3338] = "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3339] = "Include me out.";
   q2Quotes[3340] = "Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.";
   q2Quotes[3341] = "\"You CAN'T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many 'bad' things you do on purpose, you MUST be doing it because you think it's the right thing to do.\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[3342] = "God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.";
   q2Quotes[3343] = "A penny saved is ridiculous.";
   q2Quotes[3344] = "\"The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.\" -- Muhammad";
   q2Quotes[3345] = "\"Who got conked over the head and made me the chef?\" -- Ellie, after being asked to cook dinner.";
   q2Quotes[3346] = "\"So, Delaware's in Maryland, right?\" -- Bonnie, map in hand, trying to find the University of Delaware.";
   q2Quotes[3347] = "I will not forget you.";
   q2Quotes[3348] = "Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.";
   q2Quotes[3349] = "\"If aliens ever tried to abduct me, I'd kick their butts!\" -- Kurt Fansler";
   q2Quotes[3350] = "DEBT, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slave-driver. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3351] = "When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it. -- Billy Sunday";
   q2Quotes[3352] = "\"If you can show me a man who can turn a washing machine into a bullet, then he's a better man than I am.\" -- Alex, upon being told that manufacturers were using metal from washing machines to make bullets during the Civil War.";
   q2Quotes[3353] = "\"This is Usenet. We're all masturbating in public places.\" -- Dawn";
   q2Quotes[3354] = "You can't break eggs without making an omelet.";
   q2Quotes[3355] = "\"We must remember the First Amendment, which protects any shrill jackass, no matter how self-seeking.\" -- F.G. Withington";
   q2Quotes[3356] = "Your fortune stateth: Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.";
   q2Quotes[3357] = "Hi, I'm the Pool Man. This is my sidekick Chlorine Boy. We are here to clean out the gene pool. -- Tyler";
   q2Quotes[3358] = "\"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.\" -- Hector Louis Berlioz";
   q2Quotes[3359] = "I didn't drool on you. I was just wiping my mouth on your shirt. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[3360] = "\"If you were sitting here and I was you, you'd be laughing too.\" -- Bri";
   q2Quotes[3361] = "I'm so smart it scares you, doesn't it? -- my dad, Boon.";
   q2Quotes[3362] = "\"Morality is the herd-instinct of the individual.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[3363] = "\"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.\" -- Donald E. Knuth";
   q2Quotes[3364] = "\"To unbridled lust!\" -- \"Uncle Bear\" giving a thanksgiving toast";
   q2Quotes[3365] = "\"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.\" -- Alan and Stu";
   q2Quotes[3366] = "HELP! Man trapped in a human body!";
   q2Quotes[3367] = "\"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.\" -- Lily Tomlin";
   q2Quotes[3368] = "La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.";
   q2Quotes[3369] = "Ricky: What's up? Chris: The opposite of down.";
   q2Quotes[3370] = "\"Kevin, can we osculate on your hand?\" \"Stop masticating at the table!\" -- KD and Britt";
   q2Quotes[3371] = "\"Meet me in Bwokkwyn an we'll dwo cwoffe!\" -- Bethany Scholl's bad New York accent";
   q2Quotes[3372] = "I have been a stranger in a strange land. -- Bible, Exodus 2:22";
   q2Quotes[3373] = "\"Oh yeah Mia, well, why don't you just go hang out with yourself!\" -- Brooke";
   q2Quotes[3374] = "Your fortune stateth: You will gain money by an immoral action.";
   q2Quotes[3375] = "\"Jesus... not one-sided love again...\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[3376] = "Your fortune stateth: You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.";
   q2Quotes[3377] = "If you break the system, then they know that the system break. -- Jin Chul Kim";
   q2Quotes[3378] = "The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.";
   q2Quotes[3379] = "\"Yer order's not ready yet. Why? 'Cause it ain't came in yet!\" -- Eddie Underwood";
   q2Quotes[3380] = "\"WET PAINT (this is not an instruction)\" -- a note on a subway wall";
   q2Quotes[3381] = "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[3382] = "Alana: \"Isn't she the one in the news that killed 13 people?\" Mark: \"No, it was only two! Why does everyone think 13? It's negative publicity!\"";
   q2Quotes[3383] = "Debate politics with a fern. If you lose, refuse to water it.";
   q2Quotes[3384] = "It's all fun and games until somebody looses an eye, then its friggin' hilarious! -- Ray Sanderson";
   q2Quotes[3385] = "\"Cat food?!? I thought it was love, but I wouldn't want to keep on eating!\"";
   q2Quotes[3386] = "Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.";
   q2Quotes[3387] = "It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler";
   q2Quotes[3388] = "\"The world is a very strange place, and the dice are always rolling.\" -- Tom Robbins, _Skinny Legs and All_";
   q2Quotes[3389] = "\"She was beautiful, even though she was dead.\" -- _Venus in Furs_";
   q2Quotes[3390] = "I hate numbers. In fact, I hate math. -- Math Teacher";
   q2Quotes[3391] = "Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. -- Plutarch";
   q2Quotes[3392] = "The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric";
   q2Quotes[3393] = "\"I have too much blood in my caffeine system\"";
   q2Quotes[3394] = "Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.";
   q2Quotes[3395] = "\"If the shoe fits, it's probably someone else's.\" -- Jason Parker";
   q2Quotes[3396] = "\"What do you mean 'way'? As in 'curds and'?\" -- Jess R.";
   q2Quotes[3397] = "The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. -- Lady Stella Reading";
   q2Quotes[3398] = "Your fortune stateth: Stay away from flying saucers today.";
   q2Quotes[3399] = "The more the merrier. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[3400] = "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -- Sherlock Holmes, \"The Sign of Four\"";
   q2Quotes[3401] = "\"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.\" -- e. e. cummings";
   q2Quotes[3402] = "\"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.\" -- Truman Capote";
   q2Quotes[3403] = "\"I didn't vote for Yoda.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[3404] = "\"If I couldn't wear tight leather pants, my life would be meaningless.\" -- Amy K.";
   q2Quotes[3405] = "Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.";
   q2Quotes[3406] = "Agree with them now, it will save so much time.";
   q2Quotes[3407] = "A man with two watches is never quite sure.";
   q2Quotes[3408] = "Sleeping around? You think I'm some kinda napping whore? -- Philip";
   q2Quotes[3409] = "Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner";
   q2Quotes[3410] = "It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.";
   q2Quotes[3411] = "Your fortune stateth: Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.";
   q2Quotes[3412] = "Your fortune stateth: You are capable of planning your future.";
   q2Quotes[3413] = "\"I wish I was still up there, instead of down there\" -- Lucas, after sitting down and falling through an old lawn chair.";
   q2Quotes[3414] = "Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.";
   q2Quotes[3415] = "\"What is the population per capita of Wyoming?\" [loooooooong pause] \"Uhhhhhh.......One.\" -- Crystal";
   q2Quotes[3416] = "What!? Me worry? -- Alfred E. Newman";
   q2Quotes[3417] = "\"There's a technological breakthrough on your left elbow\" -- Ellie (Don't ask.)";
   q2Quotes[3418] = "Dime is money.";
   q2Quotes[3419] = "\"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.\" -- Lewis Thomas";
   q2Quotes[3420] = "If in doubt, mumble.";
   q2Quotes[3421] = "\"Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.\" -- R.S. Ingersoll";
   q2Quotes[3422] = "A fool and his money are soon popular.";
   q2Quotes[3423] = "Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3424] = "\"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[3425] = "\"External reality is sort of an affectation of the nervous system.\" -- Jaron Lanier";
   q2Quotes[3426] = "Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.";
   q2Quotes[3427] = "Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull";
   q2Quotes[3428] = "Do not underestimate the power of the Force.";
   q2Quotes[3429] = "Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov";
   q2Quotes[3430] = "He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.";
   q2Quotes[3431] = "Your fortune stateth: You love your home and want it to be beautiful.";
   q2Quotes[3432] = "You just gotta wonder, what's gonna happen to that peanut next? -- Rob";
   q2Quotes[3433] = "I'm going to eat like a pig from now on. Who am I trying to impress? The nasty, ugly girls I wouldn't touch in a million years? -- Joel Wachowski, at lunch.";
   q2Quotes[3434] = "\"I feel more like myself now than I did when I came in.\" -- Connie";
   q2Quotes[3435] = "\"Would you rather have twenty dollars or twenty dollars and fifty cents?\" \"I would rather have twenty dollars, because you don't have change. Plus you could have a ten, a five, and four ones.\" -- Nate";
   q2Quotes[3436] = "\"I like that movie a whole much.\" -- Gwen";
   q2Quotes[3437] = "The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[3438] = "How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?";
   q2Quotes[3439] = "\"You guys should start running outside more. You've been learning about this stuff in Biology class.\" [points to ceiling of gym) \"Anaerobes.\" -- Mr. M., our cross country coach";
   q2Quotes[3440] = "Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik";
   q2Quotes[3441] = "I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. -- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words";
   q2Quotes[3442] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.";
   q2Quotes[3443] = "\"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.\" -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[3444] = "Well, I'm stupid, but I don't go around telling everyone! -- Sarri Lutkin";
   q2Quotes[3445] = "If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz";
   q2Quotes[3446] = "Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled? -- Pope Julius III";
   q2Quotes[3447] = "\"The bigger the information media, the less courage and freedom they allow. Bigness means weakness.\" -- Eric Sevareid";
   q2Quotes[3448] = "\"Go to your bathroom.....er.....uhm.....bedroom!\" -- My very angry stuttering father";
   q2Quotes[3449] = "DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3450] = "\"Matt, I hope you're prepared, boy!!\" -- note written to a student by my government teacher before a test.";
   q2Quotes[3451] = "He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole";
   q2Quotes[3452] = "\"Next week your lesson will go into more detail about how USENET differs from reality, even if you aren't able to tell the difference.\" -- Brian Reid";
   q2Quotes[3453] = "Phone call for chucky-pooh.";
   q2Quotes[3454] = "\"I want to marry a guy whose last name is Pid. Then I'd name my kid Stuart, or Stu for short. Stu Pid. But then my name would be Carrie Pid, and that would suck.\" -- Carrie";
   q2Quotes[3455] = "Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.";
   q2Quotes[3456] = "How many meters in a meter stick? -- Amy, in physics class";
   q2Quotes[3457] = "O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)";
   q2Quotes[3458] = "Your fortune stateth: You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.";
   q2Quotes[3459] = "\"His eyes weren't looking at me, but his tongue was.\" -- Julie J. about the dog that was looking at Jen but licking Julie's hand.";
   q2Quotes[3460] = "We have ears, earther...FOUR OF THEM!";
   q2Quotes[3461] = "Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. -- James Thurber";
   q2Quotes[3462] = "You want to sleep with her next time? -- Gawain Roderick Anderson, age 3, generously, after being asked by his dad, how he enjoyed spending the night with his visiting Godmother.";
   q2Quotes[3463] = "All you need is love. -- The Beatles, song title";
   q2Quotes[3464] = "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.";
   q2Quotes[3465] = "\"Think it'll come out in the wash?\" -- My friend refering to a three-year-old sticker that he had taken off his wall and taped onto his shirt.";
   q2Quotes[3466] = "\"It is permanent, at least for now.\" -- Edward";
   q2Quotes[3467] = "\"The greater the number of laws, the greater the number of offenses against them.\" -- Havelock Ellis";
   q2Quotes[3468] = "\"Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled.\" -- William Blake";
   q2Quotes[3469] = "Every homocidal maniac needs an unholy army of the night. -- Kevin, explaining why he has so many large dogs.";
   q2Quotes[3470] = "\"People who used magic without knowing what they were doing usually came to a sticky end. All over the entire room, sometimes.\" -- Terry Pratchett";
   q2Quotes[3471] = "Logic is like a little bird sitting in a tree that smells awful. -- Rajeen Nabid";
   q2Quotes[3472] = "When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster Fuller";
   q2Quotes[3473] = "Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. -- Peter Ustinov";
   q2Quotes[3474] = "\"Useful tip: don't go too close to a black hole!\" -- Dewayne and Ashley, thought up in physics.";
   q2Quotes[3475] = "\"When all your dreams turn to dust... VACUUM!!\" -- Sign above a vacuum repair shop.";
   q2Quotes[3476] = "Man [After walking into a very clean glass door]: \"Isn't it a law that they put little stickers on the glass doors?\" Lawyer: \"I don't know, but we can sue anyway.\" -- Scene withnessed outside a federal courthouse.";
   q2Quotes[3477] = "\"I'm moral, but I'm not stupid.\" -- my friend, Sarah Mulhern, when I commented that I couldn't believe she would take advantage of having accidentally seen questions for the upcoming test.";
   q2Quotes[3478] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't relax!  It's only your tension that's holding you together.";
   q2Quotes[3479] = "Fabninc Shcnoftner. -- Amanda, failing to say \"fabric softener\".";
   q2Quotes[3480] = "In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[3481] = "A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. -- Robert Frost";
   q2Quotes[3482] = "Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.";
   q2Quotes[3483] = "Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -- Dinah Shore";
   q2Quotes[3484] = "\"Mr. DeNike, can we have class outside today?\" -- Jen, asking her boss to move the departmental meeting outside";
   q2Quotes[3485] = "\"I think he may be obsessive-repulsive.\" -- Carrie G. describing a boy who sent her sister dead flowers after they quit dating.";
   q2Quotes[3486] = "BAROMETER, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3487] = "The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing. -- Judge Harold T. Stone";
   q2Quotes[3488] = "\"... it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a big enough hammer.\" -- Sun System & Network Admin manual";
   q2Quotes[3489] = "Your fortune stateth: Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.";
   q2Quotes[3490] = "\"There are only two places in this world: over here and over there.\" -- Lorin";
   q2Quotes[3491] = "God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.";
   q2Quotes[3492] = "\"Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[3493] = "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[3494] = "Liz: If we want just a girls' night out tonight, I have \"When Harry Met Sally\" and a bottle of Bacardi in my room. Natasha: I've never seen \"A Bottle of Bacardi.\"";
   q2Quotes[3495] = "\"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.\" -- Jeff Berner";
   q2Quotes[3496] = "\"Do you love any, do you love none, do you love many, can you love one, Do you love me?\" -- Suzanne Vega";
   q2Quotes[3497] = "Don't guess -- check your security regulations.";
   q2Quotes[3498] = "\"Ok now I've done it. I have little sheep clones all over my computer!\" -- Ellie, after downloading a file called lamb.exe that makes sheep run through the windows on your computer.";
   q2Quotes[3499] = "\"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.\" -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[3500] = "Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort";
   q2Quotes[3501] = "\"Love is a large slice of cheesecake in a vast purple fridge-freezer combo with one of those neat ice dispensers.\" -- Rando";
   q2Quotes[3502] = "If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[3503] = "Your fortune stateth: You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.";
   q2Quotes[3504] = "Wow. I'd forgotten all about rain. Now I'm covered with water. -- Matt";
   q2Quotes[3505] = "He who hesitates is sometimes saved.";
   q2Quotes[3506] = "\"Art should never try to be popular. The public should try to make itself artistic.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3507] = "Your fortune stateth: You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.";
   q2Quotes[3508] = "Your fortune stateth: Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.";
   q2Quotes[3509] = "Your fortune stateth: Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.";
   q2Quotes[3510] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be singled out for promotion in your work.";
   q2Quotes[3511] = "Adventure seeking slugs crossing the path of life -- watch your step! -- Julie J.";
   q2Quotes[3512] = "\"I will require sufficient beer to process this effectively.\" -- me after seeing my web search return 2000+ entries.";
   q2Quotes[3513] = "The best prophet of the future is the past.";
   q2Quotes[3514] = "Who was Eyvund? Some great big blond hunk of a viking. And who was Sam? Some lousy lawyer. -- Professor, on an Icelandic saga";
   q2Quotes[3515] = "\"Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the eyes with a big rubber basketball shoe.\" -- Hunter S. Thompson";
   q2Quotes[3516] = "The descent to Hades is the same from every place. -- Anaxagoras";
   q2Quotes[3517] = "\"It is sometimes expedient to forget who we are.\" -- Publilius Syrus";
   q2Quotes[3518] = "Do I look like a freaking bunny yet? -- Lisa R., while applying makeup for her role as the March Hare in Alice in Wonderland.";
   q2Quotes[3519] = "Nick: I'm turning into a bearded fat guy. Abdul: You're growing a beard? Nick: No, man, it just grows!";
   q2Quotes[3520] = "\"Take off your seatbelt before you get out.\" -- Mama Rea";
   q2Quotes[3521] = "See Jane. See Jane box. Jane is mad at her gardener, Bill. Bill said he would water her cactus but he forgot. Bad, Bill, bad! See the cactus die. Jane is sad. Bill is dead. -- Jon";
   q2Quotes[3522] = "Your fortune stateth: Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.";
   q2Quotes[3523] = "\"Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.\" -- F. Scott Fitzgerald";
   q2Quotes[3524] = "\"Its always fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's just fun.\" -- Brant Schroeder";
   q2Quotes[3525] = "Your fortune stateth: Your aim is high and to the right.";
   q2Quotes[3526] = "Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.";
   q2Quotes[3527] = "Often things ARE as bad as they seem!";
   q2Quotes[3528] = "If you're anything like me... and I know I am... -- Alun V.";
   q2Quotes[3529] = "\"No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.\" -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[3530] = "I don't know how much a pound weighs -- Liz P.";
   q2Quotes[3531] = "\"It tastes better out of the foil packet!\" -- Jen N. (Hi Jen!)";
   q2Quotes[3532] = "Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz";
   q2Quotes[3533] = "Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going \"Quit it.\" -- Jerry Seinfeld";
   q2Quotes[3534] = "Marla: \"Did he talk to you about it?\" Ellie: \"Who, the Wizard of Oz? He doesn't talk to me; someone else takes care of that.\" -- conversation on IRC; Ellie had just played a sound from the Wizard of Oz.";
   q2Quotes[3535] = "\"I love acting. It is so much more real than life.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3536] = "What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.";
   q2Quotes[3537] = "\"A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[3538] = "LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3539] = "Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.";
   q2Quotes[3540] = "While looking at high school homecoming pictures: Melissa: Wow Lex! You look like a prom queen or something! Alexis: I looked like a frog queen? Gee, thanks a lot! Melissa: No, prom queen! Prom queen! Alexis: You don't have to get mean about it.";
   q2Quotes[3541] = "Depart in pieces, i.e., split.";
   q2Quotes[3542] = "Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. -- John Keats";
   q2Quotes[3543] = "Don't worry -- the brontosaurus is slow, stupid, and placid.";
   q2Quotes[3544] = "You never know what good will come from petting a dog. -- Alana P., after being asked to baby-sit for the owners of a dog she stopped to play with";
   q2Quotes[3545] = "Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[3546] = "\"If cows had thumbs would they be allowed to drive cars?\" -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[3547] = "Your fortune stateth: Questionable day. Ask somebody something.";
   q2Quotes[3548] = "Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. -- Thomas Szasz";
   q2Quotes[3549] = "Guns don't kill people; people kill people.";
   q2Quotes[3550] = "You know my motto: Forgive and uh... the other thing.";
   q2Quotes[3551] = "\"There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.\" -- Anatole France";
   q2Quotes[3552] = "O.K., fine.";
   q2Quotes[3553] = "Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are. -- Henry Van Dyke";
   q2Quotes[3554] = "What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[3555] = "Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. -- Rose Kennedy";
   q2Quotes[3556] = "\"There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.\" -- Pablo Picasso";
   q2Quotes[3557] = "\"You know what's great about history? It's full of ignorant people, incest, power struggles, corrupt people,and a whole lot of killing. Wait a minute! That's America.\" -- Jeremy Agnew";
   q2Quotes[3558] = "\"I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[3559] = "\"What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.\" -- Jack Handy";
   q2Quotes[3560] = "It is very difficult to prophesy, especially when it pertains to the future.";
   q2Quotes[3561] = "Nice guys don't finish nice.";
   q2Quotes[3562] = "\"There could be 10 Sigma Chi dudes and a single cup of beer, and Scott would go over there with the eleventh straw in no time flat.\" -- Big Sean";
   q2Quotes[3563] = "Sank heaven for leetle curls.";
   q2Quotes[3564] = "\"If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.\" -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[3565] = "What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true. -- John Lilly";
   q2Quotes[3566] = "\"Was that girl a little f*cking crispy, or is it just me?\" -- Kate after being helped by an oh-so-perky girl at the music store";
   q2Quotes[3567] = "\"I just wish pain didn't hurt so much!\" -- Jeffrey, wishing his headache would go away.";
   q2Quotes[3568] = "OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3569] = "\"I got it at Peaches. You know, Peaches? Peaches! Remember Peaches? Peaches... turned into Beehive, then Sears catalog stuff, you know, Peaches? Sold those little round music things? Peaches! Like Tower but rural? Peaches!\" -- Paul B.";
   q2Quotes[3570] = "Tang... the breakfast of Champions!! -- Aviry and Roxanne";
   q2Quotes[3571] = "\"Just goes to show you. You can kill a guy, fold him up, stuff him in your trunk, and still you don't *really* know him.\" -- The Kids in the Hall";
   q2Quotes[3572] = "I tried calling Gambler's Anonymous, but they only gave me two to one that I would recover. -- Overheard by Ed and Val at a craps table in Reno, NV.";
   q2Quotes[3573] = "\"In my book, clothes shoud not be worn during sex and bathing. It just isn't... natural\" -- Joe Ely Carrales, III";
   q2Quotes[3574] = "It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.";
   q2Quotes[3575] = "QUOTATION, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3576] = "Your fortune stateth: You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.";
   q2Quotes[3577] = "\"Go ahead, scratch her butt. She loves having her butt scratched.\" -- Mel Spohn";
   q2Quotes[3578] = "Me: \"Run this guy over!\" Missy: \"I will. Get out of my way, David Bowie!\"";
   q2Quotes[3579] = "He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside. -- Sinbad";
   q2Quotes[3580] = "\"Eat the waffle, you stupid, wasteful, bourgeois capitalist!\" -- Lars Couture, to Dustin Mitchell";
   q2Quotes[3581] = "Hey, I wonder if you can really, truly freeze your ass off. Then you'd look kinda weird from behind. -- Alana";
   q2Quotes[3582] = "In a dorm at UW, beer and rum bottles everywhere.... A knock at the door. Greg whispers, \"It's the cops!\" Paul B. shouts at the door, \"Nobody here but us chipmunks!\"";
   q2Quotes[3583] = "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. -- Robert Frost";
   q2Quotes[3584] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.";
   q2Quotes[3585] = "FAITH, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3586] = "\"Don't look at me like I'm evil.\" -- Jess R.";
   q2Quotes[3587] = "\"I say kill 'em, if that doesn't work kill 'em again.\" -- Will \"Tool\" Rodgers, playing a character in a Star Wars RPG";
   q2Quotes[3588] = "\"Turn that thing off. It ruins the taste of Twinkies.\" -- 6th Grade Student at Hodgekins Middle School, Westminster, CO, about the demonstration of a transistor radio during lunch.";
   q2Quotes[3589] = "Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield";
   q2Quotes[3590] = "\"This place is like the Disneyland of beers... I wanna live here.\" -- Jason Holliman, at his first visit to the Flying Saucer Draught Emporium in Memphis.";
   q2Quotes[3591] = "\"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.\" -- George Burns";
   q2Quotes[3592] = "Aaron: \"That looks like hell\" Dan: \"You know, hell has a rugged beauty all its own.\"";
   q2Quotes[3593] = "Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[3594] = "\"I think the constant rain drives them out from underneath the rocks.\" -- offered as a possible theory by Shay as to why there are so many idiots in Seattle.";
   q2Quotes[3595] = "Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[3596] = "\"It will feel better when it stops hurting.\" -- Coach Burger (Putnam City High School, Oklahoma City)";
   q2Quotes[3597] = "\"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.\" -- Jane Siberry";
   q2Quotes[3598] = "\"Innocence is a spendid thing, only it has the misfortune of not keeping well.\" -- Immanuel Kant";
   q2Quotes[3599] = "Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa.";
   q2Quotes[3600] = "\"Why do I have my fingers in this monkey's ears?\" -- Kate";
   q2Quotes[3601] = "Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student";
   q2Quotes[3602] = "Eschew obfuscation.";
   q2Quotes[3603] = "\"Oh, baby... gimme sensitivity training....\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[3604] = "The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[3605] = "\"Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.\" -- C. D. Jackson";
   q2Quotes[3606] = "Your fortune stateth: Zeus gave Leda the bird.";
   q2Quotes[3607] = "M: \"Scott got hit by a parked car again.\" S: \"Oh, I did not! It just wasn't moving, is all.\" M: \"Is anyone surprised???\"";
   q2Quotes[3608] = "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[3609] = "\"Bummer. I mean, I would have joined you in your self-destructive madness.\" -- Donovan Cantu";
   q2Quotes[3610] = "When you're around most people and you break out in song, they tell you to shut up. But theater people like us sing along! -- Simone S., a friend of mine who has been in a great deal of shows.";
   q2Quotes[3611] = "\"Death, Destruction, and Carnage\" ... later that month ... \"Death, Destruction, and ... oh forget it.\" -- Daniel \"Fluffy\"";
   q2Quotes[3612] = "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3613] = "\"I wonder if they still have those drawers, you know with the people in them? Well, not the actual people.\" -- Sarah G., about a former morgue.";
   q2Quotes[3614] = "\"I'm so embarrassed I could jump off the Entire State Building\" -- our secretary, after losing a phone call from a VIP";
   q2Quotes[3615] = "Your fortune stateth: You are fairminded, just and loving.";
   q2Quotes[3616] = "Jives (excited):I got a coupon for free Snapple! Me: You said you hate Snapple. Jives: Yeah, but it's free! Me: Yeah, but so is piss!";
   q2Quotes[3617] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.";
   q2Quotes[3618] = "Donna (polishing her nails): Someone told me that if I rub raw garlic on them they'll be stronger. Is that true? Linda: I'm not sure, but it'll keep vampires from biting your nails.";
   q2Quotes[3619] = "Jerry, I'm getting ignorant, just like you. -- Christian";
   q2Quotes[3620] = "I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear. -- John Foreman";
   q2Quotes[3621] = "Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. -- Arnold Bennett";
   q2Quotes[3622] = "I sucked so hard, they made me do it again.... -- Rae, telling a group of guys about her first axe throwing contest";
   q2Quotes[3623] = "Cleanliness is next to impossible.";
   q2Quotes[3624] = "\"The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[3625] = "It is harder for a needle to go in the eye of a camel than a rich man to enter heaven. -- (Not the Bible....)";
   q2Quotes[3626] = "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.";
   q2Quotes[3627] = "Men freely believe that what they wish to desire. -- Julius Caesar";
   q2Quotes[3628] = "\"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.\" -- Norman Douglas";
   q2Quotes[3629] = "Your fortune stateth: Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.";
   q2Quotes[3630] = "Your fortune stateth: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.";
   q2Quotes[3631] = "\"My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful; but when I had to choose one or the other, I usually chose the beautiful.\" -- Hermann Weyl";
   q2Quotes[3632] = "Your fortune stateth: Chicken Little only has to be right once.";
   q2Quotes[3633] = "\"The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.\" -- Horace Walpole";
   q2Quotes[3634] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't feed the bats tonight.";
   q2Quotes[3635] = "Your fortune stateth: Your lover will never wish to leave you.";
   q2Quotes[3636] = "\"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.\" -- John Ciardi";
   q2Quotes[3637] = "\"No offense, but you smell like a fruit.\" -- Matt Castellan to his sister, who had just sampled a fragrance smelling remarkably like oranges.";
   q2Quotes[3638] = "\"Friends are just enemies I haven't made yet.\" -- Victor";
   q2Quotes[3639] = "Time and tide wait for no man.";
   q2Quotes[3640] = "Melissa: \"I thought you said he was one of those animal rights people that goes around flinging pizzas at people!\" Ellie: \"No, I said he was like in Multiplicity.\"";
   q2Quotes[3641] = "First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.";
   q2Quotes[3642] = "\"Sadeq, what are you doing in that dress?\" -- Missy, after spotting Sadeq's sister, who looks alarmingly like Sadeq.";
   q2Quotes[3643] = "\"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.\" -- Guy Almes";
   q2Quotes[3644] = "I'm always lagged, except when I'm not. -- Kat";
   q2Quotes[3645] = "\"Then, when they're all done, they push the houses back together.\" -- Don Pelto";
   q2Quotes[3646] = "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James";
   q2Quotes[3647] = "Your fortune stateth: Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a change.";
   q2Quotes[3648] = "\"I guess we could just talk to each other, face to face.\" -- boy to a girl, when there were no computers to sit at and chat on.";
   q2Quotes[3649] = "Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics)";
   q2Quotes[3650] = "\"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.\" -- Victor Hugo";
   q2Quotes[3651] = "Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker";
   q2Quotes[3652] = "Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.";
   q2Quotes[3653] = "\"She's an actress, he's an actress, I don't see a problem! Wait....... that sounds wrong.....\" -- Meghan, explaining to me why people on TV can kiss anyone they want.";
   q2Quotes[3654] = "Your fortune stateth: Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.";
   q2Quotes[3655] = "\"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.\" -- Tallulah Bankhead";
   q2Quotes[3656] = "\"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.\" -- Barry Goldwater";
   q2Quotes[3657] = "\"There is a difference between art and life and that difference is readability.\" -- Marian Engel";
   q2Quotes[3658] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.";
   q2Quotes[3659] = "\"The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.\" -- Susan Sontag";
   q2Quotes[3660] = "\"Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.\" -- Jonathan Swift";
   q2Quotes[3661] = "\"Chance favors only the prepared mind.\" -- Louis Pasteur";
   q2Quotes[3662] = "\"Well ... the hallway smells like a Mexican restaurant, and it's quiet, so I'm happy.\" -- Jen's response to the question, \"How's your new apartment?\"";
   q2Quotes[3663] = "In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. -- Andre Maurois";
   q2Quotes[3664] = "\"Death seems to be something which occurs in every culture.\" -- Becky";
   q2Quotes[3665] = "There's this invertebrate zoo-class. It's taught by some spineless wimp. -- M. Hartnett";
   q2Quotes[3666] = "\"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.\" -- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)";
   q2Quotes[3667] = "Your fortune stateth: Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.";
   q2Quotes[3668] = "For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. -- Lyster";
   q2Quotes[3669] = "Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887";
   q2Quotes[3670] = "\"What government is the best? That which teaches us to govern ourselves.\" -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[3671] = "\"All I know is I've got my boots on.\" -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[3672] = "Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. -- Evan Davis";
   q2Quotes[3673] = "CONTROVERSY, n. A battle in which spittle or ink replaces the injurious cannon-ball and the inconsiderate bayonet. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3674] = "But I don't usually dance like this! -- My response to \"I think i'm falling in love with you.\"";
   q2Quotes[3675] = "I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White";
   q2Quotes[3676] = "Nuclear fission is more like ping-pong. -- Roy Hartzler";
   q2Quotes[3677] = "\"Deleted code has fewer bugs.\" -- Xibo";
   q2Quotes[3678] = "Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy";
   q2Quotes[3679] = "\"There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.\" -- Alfred Korzybski";
   q2Quotes[3680] = "Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.";
   q2Quotes[3681] = "Fortune finishes the great quotations, #12: Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the instructions.";
   q2Quotes[3682] = "\"Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals. -- Charley Reese";
   q2Quotes[3683] = "\"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?\" -- Jean Kerr";
   q2Quotes[3684] = "\"Wow look! There are people on the train.\" -- Crystal, while watching a train pass by.";
   q2Quotes[3685] = "\"Your ass is grass, homie!!\" -- Heard coming from the bedroom as my dad played the computer in a particularly thrilling game of chess.";
   q2Quotes[3686] = "I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.";
   q2Quotes[3687] = "In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. -- Paul Dirac";
   q2Quotes[3688] = "MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3689] = "Every path has its puddle.";
   q2Quotes[3690] = "You can sit on your back porch and kill chickens all day as long as you don't say \"God\". -- Dave Helrich, in response to a Florida law restricting animal sacrifices in Voodoo ceremonies";
   q2Quotes[3691] = "\"Uncontrolled flight into terrain is usually pilot error.\" -- San Francisco Chronical, about an air crash in Guam";
   q2Quotes[3692] = "\"I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.\" -- A. Whitney Brown";
   q2Quotes[3693] = "And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song";
   q2Quotes[3694] = "\"Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.\" -- Albert Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[3695] = "\"I'm going home.\" -- Andy Ho, my Chinese friend, while digging in the sand on the beach";
   q2Quotes[3696] = "\"There always may be room for Jello, but it's not much fun to be standing on it.\" -- Russ A.";
   q2Quotes[3697] = "Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. -- Karl Marx";
   q2Quotes[3698] = "Less and grayer hair. -- Cal Ripkin Jr., baseball player, describing how he has changed over the course of his consecutive games record";
   q2Quotes[3699] = "...the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter Ustinov, Dear Me";
   q2Quotes[3700] = "\"Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.\" -- Remy De Gourmant";
   q2Quotes[3701] = "Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.";
   q2Quotes[3702] = "\"No, it's 13.5 anything, because that's 7 plus 7... no it isn't!\" -- Carol H.";
   q2Quotes[3703] = "Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!";
   q2Quotes[3704] = "\"Virtual Luv\": attraction to someone you've only met over the internet. -- Julie J.";
   q2Quotes[3705] = "\"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.\" -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[3706] = "\"Are you happy or are you married?\" -- the first thing my friend Rob asked when met after 5 years.";
   q2Quotes[3707] = "Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith";
   q2Quotes[3708] = "What fools these mortals be. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca";
   q2Quotes[3709] = "Your fortune stateth: While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.";
   q2Quotes[3710] = "Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. -- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President";
   q2Quotes[3711] = "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. -- H.H. Williams";
   q2Quotes[3712] = "\"Gee, it smelled like Head Cheese.\" -- Owen, after eating a slice of polyurethane coated human DNA.";
   q2Quotes[3713] = "\"I have no butt hole.\" -- Jana, when sitting on the middle hump of the backseat of a car.";
   q2Quotes[3714] = "RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3715] = "'Cool out man! You're freaking my groove.' -- the only English one Russian knew.";
   q2Quotes[3716] = "\"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\" -- Eleanor Roosevelt";
   q2Quotes[3717] = "Two heads are better than one. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[3718] = "\"If little else, the brain is an educational toy.\" -- Tom Robbins";
   q2Quotes[3719] = "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3720] = "If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin";
   q2Quotes[3721] = "\"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.\" -- Eugene Ionesco";
   q2Quotes[3722] = "\"It's a good thing this guy doesn't work at Boeing.\" -- Jim, discovering that he got onions on his burrito anyway.";
   q2Quotes[3723] = "Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure. -- Milt Barber";
   q2Quotes[3724] = "\"Hug the box nice!\" -- Jen to Paul, while he was trying to squeeze a box shut.";
   q2Quotes[3725] = "The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort!";
   q2Quotes[3726] = "\"How do you spell the word for the round thing on your neck?\" -- Mmmbop";
   q2Quotes[3727] = "Ah then, would you like a beverage to complement your sandwich? -- The drive-thru guy at the Goshen Arby's, in a reallllly cheesy fake English accent.";
   q2Quotes[3728] = "\"Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.\" -- Wernher von Braun";
   q2Quotes[3729] = "Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.";
   q2Quotes[3730] = "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. -- John Stuart Mill";
   q2Quotes[3731] = "A day without sunshine is like night.";
   q2Quotes[3732] = "Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931";
   q2Quotes[3733] = "If you chose to dance with a bear, don't stop when you get tired.";
   q2Quotes[3734] = "Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins. -- Sioux Indian Prayer";
   q2Quotes[3735] = "I have a confession... (pause) Well, not so much a confession -- just something to talk about. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[3736] = "I can't think of anything I've forgotten. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[3737] = "\"Mmmmm.... hamburgers. I think the Burger King is on fire.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[3738] = "\"We're pretty informal here at Southwest. It's just like a big bus with wings.\" -- Southwest Airlines gate check-in guy";
   q2Quotes[3739] = "\"This is too perfect. It must be my date!\"";
   q2Quotes[3740] = "\"Hey! There's a shower in there! That's so if you catch on fire you can put yourself out.\" -- Joe";
   q2Quotes[3741] = "\"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[3742] = "\"Oh look, my brain just exploded! Cool idea, though.\" -- Carl Rigney";
   q2Quotes[3743] = "Obviously I don't think we should say all purple cows practice witchery and should be burned at the milking machine. -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[3744] = "\"'That's right,' he said. 'We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am.'\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[3745] = "Your fortune stateth: Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.";
   q2Quotes[3746] = "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[3747] = "Your fortune stateth: If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!";
   q2Quotes[3748] = "\"This music always makes me think of rich people who commit murder.\" -- Amber, listening to classical music";
   q2Quotes[3749] = "Only the little people pay taxes. -- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989";
   q2Quotes[3750] = "\"A chic type, a rough type, an odd type -- but never a stereotype.\" -- Jean-Michel Jarre";
   q2Quotes[3751] = "\"Shhhh! He's deaf\" -- Katie";
   q2Quotes[3752] = "\"#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if it did not exist.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[3753] = "\"If I hear that pre-pubecent squeal of his one more time...\" -- Kate (about that damn MMMBOP song)";
   q2Quotes[3754] = "Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings";
   q2Quotes[3755] = "A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.";
   q2Quotes[3756] = "\"Hey guys, if we win States, I hope we, like, get some.\" -- Andy Z., referring to our cross country team's chances of winning the state championship.";
   q2Quotes[3757] = "Ahhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and mahogany. It excites me to... acts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.";
   q2Quotes[3758] = "\"If I were a dog, my tail would be between my legs.\" -- Anna, after admitting to the bible teacher that she forgot to bring her bible to class.";
   q2Quotes[3759] = "Karen (talking to her car): Hey, quit that, damn car! Matt (in the passenger's seat): I'm not a damn car! Karen: Hey, quit that, damn Matt!";
   q2Quotes[3760] = "\"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3761] = "\"Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.\" -- Heather";
   q2Quotes[3762] = "Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. -- Arthur C. Coxe";
   q2Quotes[3763] = "\"You slapped my face / Oh but so gently I smiled / At the caress\" -- william carlos williams";
   q2Quotes[3764] = "Your fortune stateth: Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.";
   q2Quotes[3765] = "When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde";
   q2Quotes[3766] = "\"Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[3767] = "\"The universe is in our hands. Don't sneeze!\" -- Gina Ottenstein, a.k.a hippiechick";
   q2Quotes[3768] = "\"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.\" -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[3769] = "\"Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[3770] = "Your fortune stateth: Stay away from hurricanes for a while.";
   q2Quotes[3771] = "There's plenty of good uses for burning people! -- Matt";
   q2Quotes[3772] = "\"I like onions. I just don't like how they taste.\" -- Ted";
   q2Quotes[3773] = "Now THAT's stuck between a rock and a pickle! -- Keefer";
   q2Quotes[3774] = "\"Veni, Vidi, Scarfi, Barfi -- we came, we saw, we ate too much, we got sick.\" -- Alan Cheville";
   q2Quotes[3775] = "A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile.";
   q2Quotes[3776] = "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[3777] = "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.";
   q2Quotes[3778] = "Never send a monster to do the work of an evil genius.";
   q2Quotes[3779] = "Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.";
   q2Quotes[3780] = "\"Wait a minute. People die in war? But that's wrong!\" -- Heather Emeneau, when recounting the casualties of WWII during grade 12 Global History class.";
   q2Quotes[3781] = "A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. -- Tennessee Williams";
   q2Quotes[3782] = "I've just discovered this thing called daylight. -- a HotWired sysadmin, a few days after quitting.";
   q2Quotes[3783] = "Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly";
   q2Quotes[3784] = "My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley";
   q2Quotes[3785] = "\"Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.\" -- John Galsworthy";
   q2Quotes[3786] = "\"It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god.\" -- Seneca";
   q2Quotes[3787] = "Your fortune stateth: Make a wish, it might come true.";
   q2Quotes[3788] = "\"Fancy? It looks like oridinaryketchup to me.\" -- Kristin";
   q2Quotes[3789] = "When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[3790] = "I'm cold, go put on a sweater. -- Cliff's mother.";
   q2Quotes[3791] = "\"With as much time as she spends on my keyboard, you'd think she'd be up to 70 wpm.\" -- Jen, about her cat.";
   q2Quotes[3792] = "[Missy opens the stall door and proceeds to enter....] Concerned Bystander: \"Those toilets don't flush, you know.\" Missy: \"Then I'm not coming out.\"";
   q2Quotes[3793] = "If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed";
   q2Quotes[3794] = "You don't want to be in the car with me when I'm alone. -- Derek B.";
   q2Quotes[3795] = "When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe";
   q2Quotes[3796] = "\"I gave you a hug. Now go!\" -- 5 year old Maddy, after complying with a request to \"Give grandpa a hug before he goes.\"";
   q2Quotes[3797] = "If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[3798] = "If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.";
   q2Quotes[3799] = "\"At least if she was a keyboard, we could touch her.\" -- Ken, about Jen";
   q2Quotes[3800] = "\"When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right.\" -- Victor Marie Hugo";
   q2Quotes[3801] = "Try explaining the neccesity of cartoons to people that don't speak English! -- Philip";
   q2Quotes[3802] = "I may look calm, but beneath this cool exterior is a churning iceberg ready to explode.";
   q2Quotes[3803] = "\"Virtue has never been as respectable as money.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[3804] = "\"I think it's the father\" -- Tyler, age 8, responding to the trivia question: \"What is the smelliest member of the rodent family?\"";
   q2Quotes[3805] = "Joe: What is known as the United States' attic? Andy: Massachusetts? Joe: No, the Smithsonian. (Later...) Andy: What was the name of Barbara Walters' first television partner? Joe: Jack Dempsey? -- During a game of Trivial Pursuit at 2 in the morning.";
   q2Quotes[3806] = "We're walking on God! -- Rosie, a young child, in response to the notion of an omnipresent God.";
   q2Quotes[3807] = "\"Death comes along like a gas bill one can't pay.\" -- Anthony Burgess";
   q2Quotes[3808] = "\"Be quiet or I'll whap you with the wooden ritual rattle!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[3809] = "History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford";
   q2Quotes[3810] = "APPEAL, v.t. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3811] = "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. -- Roald Dahl";
   q2Quotes[3812] = "\"The police tried to pull over the stolen truck, and arrest the suspect... we think for automobile theft.\" -- An on-the-spot reporter, while watching a live broadcast of a car chase through downtown Dallas.";
   q2Quotes[3813] = "There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter De Vries";
   q2Quotes[3814] = "\"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[3815] = "Your fortune stateth: A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.";
   q2Quotes[3816] = "\"Exposure to heat makes things hot.\" -- Elijah.";
   q2Quotes[3817] = "It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him. -- Sydney Smith";
   q2Quotes[3818] = "\"It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.\" -- Truman Capote";
   q2Quotes[3819] = "\"Humankind cannot stand very much reality.\" -- T. S. Eliot";
   q2Quotes[3820] = "You can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first.";
   q2Quotes[3821] = "\"Hello. You have reached a person that has been temporarily disconnected. Okay, so I have been permanently disconnected, that's not the point. Please leave a message. Thanks.\" -- Ellie's latest answering machine message";
   q2Quotes[3822] = "A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[3823] = "\"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.\" -- Alan Alda";
   q2Quotes[3824] = "Your fortune stateth: You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.";
   q2Quotes[3825] = "Rubber bands have snappy endings!";
   q2Quotes[3826] = "\"'He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.'\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[3827] = "I can't believe my name is Deborah. -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[3828] = "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.";
   q2Quotes[3829] = "Addie (looking through old yearbook): There's a black guy in here from 1938! Sarah: You mean they had black people in 1938?!";
   q2Quotes[3830] = "\"Language is a virus from outer space.\" -- William S. Burroughs";
   q2Quotes[3831] = "Little Girl: Fortune of Wheel! Mom: No, that's Wheel of Fortune, where you learned to spell.";
   q2Quotes[3832] = "RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3833] = "\"I'm like my cat. If there's someone talking within earshot, I just assume they're talking to me.\" -- Jen, to a co-worker who was talking to himself.";
   q2Quotes[3834] = "\"Some books are to be tasted; others swallowed; and some to be chewed and digested.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[3835] = "\"There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment -- and nothing more corrupting.\" -- Alan John Percivale Taylor";
   q2Quotes[3836] = "\"I hate it when those things fly out of my brain!\" -- Mrs L., our calculus teacher, actually referring to random mistakes.";
   q2Quotes[3837] = "Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. [There is no great genius without some touch of madness.] -- Seneca";
   q2Quotes[3838] = "Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.";
   q2Quotes[3839] = "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[3840] = "\"A book should serve as an axe to the ice inside us.\" -- Franz Kafka";
   q2Quotes[3841] = "WIT, n. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3842] = "No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day. -- Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[3843] = "\"Who were they stealing the cows from? And they just dropped them over the ocean?! To DIE!!!??? It's damn lucky for the human race that I am not omniscient-omnipotent!!!!\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[3844] = "\"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[3845] = "\"There's more to contact lenses than meets the eye!\" -- Pete Hibbit";
   q2Quotes[3846] = "\"Lori, you're the only Lori that I know that's exactly like the Lori that I know.\" -- Lauren, describing her friendship with Lori";
   q2Quotes[3847] = "\"Experience is not what happens to you, it is what you do with what happens to you.\" -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[3848] = "If it's illegal to pay someone for sex, but legal to pay someone to star in an X-rated movie, does that mean it's legal to pay for sex as long as you film it? -- Tom";
   q2Quotes[3849] = "Shannon: Life's hard and then you die. Jessica: And that's the good part!";
   q2Quotes[3850] = "\"You can't carry that. You haven't sniffed it yet.\" -- Ellie's Dad";
   q2Quotes[3851] = "\"All great truths begin as blasphemies.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[3852] = "To err is human, two curs canine.";
   q2Quotes[3853] = "Language is a virus from another planet. -- William Burroughs";
   q2Quotes[3854] = "Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes....";
   q2Quotes[3855] = "Your fortune stateth: Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere.";
   q2Quotes[3856] = "\"There's always room for Glen Livet; it's the grown-up Jello.\" -- Karen Cahan";
   q2Quotes[3857] = "\"Uh, did you just purposely dis yourself?\" -- Chad Munkres (a.k.a. Cheetah Chad), to Ryan (a.k.a. Buddy), who called himself an idiot.";
   q2Quotes[3858] = "Zhizn' prozhit'--ne pole pereiti.  [Life's a bitch.]  [Well, okay. lit., to live through life is not as simple as crossing a field. Happy now?] -- Russian proverb";
   q2Quotes[3859] = "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. -- Pogo, character in \"Pogo,\" comic strip by Walt Kelly";
   q2Quotes[3860] = "A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.";
   q2Quotes[3861] = "\"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.\" -- Jack Handey";
   q2Quotes[3862] = "\"Do you think that if I could open it myself I would still BE here?\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[3863] = "Go away, I'm all right. -- H.G. Wells' last words.";
   q2Quotes[3864] = "\"My cat keeps eating my monkey!\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[3865] = "\"And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.\" -- Stan Dunn";
   q2Quotes[3866] = "\"What weighs more, an ounce of ham or an ounce of Canadian bacon?\" -- Tammy, trying to decide which one is healthier";
   q2Quotes[3867] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.";
   q2Quotes[3868] = "Your fortune stateth: Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.";
   q2Quotes[3869] = "\"Jeez, Sarah? You're NOT gonna die.... and if you do, there'll be more room in the car.\" -- Jennifer, upon getting terribly frustrated with her friend Sarah's melodramatic nature.";
   q2Quotes[3870] = "Your fortune stateth: You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier to do.";
   q2Quotes[3871] = "Just more old, broken sh** ! -- Alysia, at the Acropolis Museum in Greece.";
   q2Quotes[3872] = "\"I just try to think of really stupid people as mental speedbumps on the road of life. I try to avoid them; but if I can't,I just slow up a little and roll over them as gently as possible.\" -- Sue";
   q2Quotes[3873] = "What is communication or language? A curse! Why? Don't ask me, because I don't know. Ask God. -- Vanesa Colon-Ortiz";
   q2Quotes[3874] = "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[3875] = "When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere. -- St. Ambrose";
   q2Quotes[3876] = "If 'Fe' is iron on the periodic table, does that make females iron males? -- someone";
   q2Quotes[3877] = "While we were moving: Dennis: Jesus, what's in here, bricks? My dad, looking at the box: Um, yeah. (And there actually were. We'd been moving them from house to house for almost 20 years!)";
   q2Quotes[3878] = "If the bus does not stop stopping, the stopping will never end. -- Chris Reimer";
   q2Quotes[3879] = "\"Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[3880] = "\"The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[3881] = "Your fortune stateth: Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.";
   q2Quotes[3882] = "\"The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.\" -- Henri Fredric Amiel";
   q2Quotes[3883] = "\"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.\" -- Bern Williams";
   q2Quotes[3884] = "Stop me, before I kill again!";
   q2Quotes[3885] = "\"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat leaves!\" -- Michael Rivero";
   q2Quotes[3886] = "REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3887] = "Your fortune stateth: You dialed 5483.";
   q2Quotes[3888] = "Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?";
   q2Quotes[3889] = "To err is humor.";
   q2Quotes[3890] = "Your fortune stateth: A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.";
   q2Quotes[3891] = "\"If you had been a teenager during the 80s, don't you think you would have been on crack? I woulda been.\" -- Sarah G.";
   q2Quotes[3892] = "I've Been Moved!";
   q2Quotes[3893] = "\"First things first, but not necessarily in that order.\" -- The Doctor";
   q2Quotes[3894] = "They should do away with the death penalty. Instead they should adopt a torture penalty. Something like continuos Kenny G., or having to tongue bathe Marilyn Manson. -- Fillafo";
   q2Quotes[3895] = "\"Uhh...how long do I have to stay dead?\" -- \"Mmmbop\" after being killed by \"Kitik\" in an online sim";
   q2Quotes[3896] = "\"It's not fair. They named a planet after Pluto, but there isn't one called Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.\" -- Stephanie, the world's biggest Goofy fanatic";
   q2Quotes[3897] = "\"Prepare for DISMISSAL!!!\" -- Mr. Milotz, high school physics teacher.";
   q2Quotes[3898] = "The sun shines for everyone; the shade is for those who deserve it. -- Zalic";
   q2Quotes[3899] = "Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:  Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[3900] = "\"It's not peace I want, not mere contentment. It's boundless joy and ecstasy for me.\" -- Kugell";
   q2Quotes[3901] = "\"The chief enemy of creativity is 'good' taste.\" -- Pablo Picasso";
   q2Quotes[3902] = "It's my don't-pay-a-cent event. I don't pay a dime til '99. -- Dave, referring to when I'd get paid for the guitar I sold him.";
   q2Quotes[3903] = "\"When it rains, it snows.\" -- Danielle, bless her heart.";
   q2Quotes[3904] = "Mike: Oww, Shawna's abusing me! Mr. Neff: Keep up the good work, Shawna.";
   q2Quotes[3905] = "A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.";
   q2Quotes[3906] = "Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins";
   q2Quotes[3907] = "I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words";
   q2Quotes[3908] = "\"I think there's an old Chinese Proverb which says, 'If you can't marry for love, do it for the best Chicken Gumbo this side of the Mississippi.\"' -- Eric Robinson, a dear friend of mine.";
   q2Quotes[3909] = "CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3910] = "\"The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel as a tapestry.\" -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[3911] = "You'll go to Heck if you don't believe in Gosh.";
   q2Quotes[3912] = "Between sobs... \"I just wanted a f*cking waffle!!\" -- Kate, while having an awful day.";
   q2Quotes[3913] = "\"Look at it as eating cereal, just with butter instead of milk.\" -- Jen's justification for eating popcorn for breakfast at work at 9 a.m.";
   q2Quotes[3914] = "\"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.\" -- William Milonoff";
   q2Quotes[3915] = "Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration. -- D. H. Lawrence";
   q2Quotes[3916] = "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[3917] = "Your fortune stateth: Give your very best today.  Heaven knows it's little enough.";
   q2Quotes[3918] = "-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.";
   q2Quotes[3919] = "Cave Guide: And this mound of bat guano is over 200 years old! My Wife: Where does bat guano come from?";
   q2Quotes[3920] = "Man, cheese on everything -- that's MY philosophy. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[3921] = "What's all this brouhaha?";
   q2Quotes[3922] = "A man with one watch knows what time it is.";
   q2Quotes[3923] = "Your fortune stateth: You're at the end of the road again.";
   q2Quotes[3924] = "When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?";
   q2Quotes[3925] = "You can think about my shirt being unbuttoned, and you can think about this weekend, but not individually. -- My girlfriend";
   q2Quotes[3926] = "Your fortune stateth: You will have a long and boring life.";
   q2Quotes[3927] = "Why yes -- a bulletproof vest. -- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad";
   q2Quotes[3928] = "He who dies with the most guestbook entries wins. -- Kathryn Carmony";
   q2Quotes[3929] = "\"Polaroid cameras... those are pretty expensive. I think it costs a lot to develop the film, too.\" -- KD";
   q2Quotes[3930] = "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[3931] = "\"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damn well please.\" -- P.J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[3932] = "If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel";
   q2Quotes[3933] = "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[3934] = "\"In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.\" -- Paul Harvey";
   q2Quotes[3935] = "-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.";
   q2Quotes[3936] = "Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed";
   q2Quotes[3937] = "\"I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.\" -- Prince Humperdink, _Princess Bride_";
   q2Quotes[3938] = "\"Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought.\" -- Graham Greene";
   q2Quotes[3939] = "In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, \"Let there be Light.\" And there was still nothing, but you could see it.";
   q2Quotes[3940] = "\"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.\" -- John Maynard Keynes";
   q2Quotes[3941] = "\"Everything that can be said can be said clearly.\" -- Ludwig Wittgenstein";
   q2Quotes[3942] = "What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb";
   q2Quotes[3943] = "Your fortune stateth: Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.";
   q2Quotes[3944] = "\"Nice\" don't feed the bulldog. -- Charles, when told he was \"not nice\".";
   q2Quotes[3945] = "\"There is a great difference between not wishing to do evil and not knowing how.\" -- Seneca";
   q2Quotes[3946] = "Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.";
   q2Quotes[3947] = "Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith";
   q2Quotes[3948] = "I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[3949] = "The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek";
   q2Quotes[3950] = "\"You've turned my son into a socialist!\" -- My next-door neighbor, after I taught his two year old son to say \"Mikhail Gorbechav\".";
   q2Quotes[3951] = "\"I want an evil twin! One that's as insane as me and would actually do evil twin sorts of stuff to me! That would be cool!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[3952] = "\"She said that if she smelled peanut butter, she'd die.\" -- Carrie";
   q2Quotes[3953] = "We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[3954] = "To teach is to learn twice. -- Joseph Joubert";
   q2Quotes[3955] = "I'm not in a coma, I'm just bored! -- Gregory Moore";
   q2Quotes[3956] = "This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[3957] = "Your fortune stateth: Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.";
   q2Quotes[3958] = "\"We could have saved [the Earth] but we were too damned cheap.\" -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[3959] = "Your fortune stateth: Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.";
   q2Quotes[3960] = "A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal";
   q2Quotes[3961] = "\"A jest often decides matters of importance more effectively and happily than seriousness.\" -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus";
   q2Quotes[3962] = "\"Government should be concerned with anti-social conduct, not with utterances.\" -- Justice William Orville Douglas";
   q2Quotes[3963] = "Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long. -- Ogden Nash";
   q2Quotes[3964] = "Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)";
   q2Quotes[3965] = "\"What do you call a cross between a turtle and a horse? A Turtlehorse!\" -- Peter S.";
   q2Quotes[3966] = "\"Great art is a irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.\" -- George Jean Nathan";
   q2Quotes[3967] = "\"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.\" -- August Strindberg";
   q2Quotes[3968] = "Nothing will make you feel more alive than wishing you were dead. -- Becky";
   q2Quotes[3969] = "Oh, isn't he the one who asked our 7th grade math teacher where babies come from? -- Alana";
   q2Quotes[3970] = "\"I rock harder than God.\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[3971] = "ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[3972] = "\"It's like a graphical user interface without all the little graphicals\" -- Tony, tech support instructor at my work when explaining some of the functions of DOS";
   q2Quotes[3973] = "Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. -- Evan Davis";
   q2Quotes[3974] = "Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where!";
   q2Quotes[3975] = "Why you trippin'?! -- Kate, after Angela tripped over a piece of broken sidewalk.";
   q2Quotes[3976] = "If life is just one big movie, who wrote the soundtrack? -- Jason Freston";
   q2Quotes[3977] = "\"Remember one thing, a pop machine without Barq's is an angry pop machine.\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[3978] = "Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.";
   q2Quotes[3979] = "\"Ya don't get nowhere smoking the pipe\" -- John Barrett MacArthur, a.k.a JB Mack";
   q2Quotes[3980] = "I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.";
   q2Quotes[3981] = "\"I went to all that work to get him out of his shell, and he really *was* a spineless mollusc!\" -- Dame Enid Aurelia";
   q2Quotes[3982] = "-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.";
   q2Quotes[3983] = "Keith: \"What can I have for lunch?\" Katie, who just cut herself: \"Crap!\"";
   q2Quotes[3984] = "\"I've just unzipped something huge, and I don't know what to do with it!\" -- Uttered by a co-worker after she had downloaded a compressed file and \"un-zipped\" it.";
   q2Quotes[3985] = "\"I always love seeing those signs! It's like this treat... Like Christmas on the highway!\" -- Jennifer, upon seeing a speed limit sign reading 70 mph.";
   q2Quotes[3986] = "Your fortune stateth: You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.";
   q2Quotes[3987] = "Amanda: \"I got an original backstage pass from one of the Beatle's concerts for Christmas.\" Cindy: \"Really? Wow, when's the concert?\"";
   q2Quotes[3988] = "I understand the horn-rimmed cachet. -- Christopher DeJong, ocassional wearer of horn-rims.";
   q2Quotes[3989] = "\"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for them Mexicans.\" -- Some politician in Texas";
   q2Quotes[3990] = "Imagine a potato going 60 mph.... -- Peter Vall-Spinosa, high school psychology teacher";
   q2Quotes[3991] = "How untasteful can you get?";
   q2Quotes[3992] = "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[3993] = "Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. -- Roy Goodman";
   q2Quotes[3994] = "Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported \"erection-to-resurrection\" coverage. He later amended that to \"cradle to grave.\" -- News report";
   q2Quotes[3995] = "Your fortune stateth: Your love life will be... interesting.";
   q2Quotes[3996] = "A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg";
   q2Quotes[3997] = "A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed";
   q2Quotes[3998] = "\"The probability is that tomorrow will not be an extrapolation of today.\" -- Ernest C. Arbuckle";
   q2Quotes[3999] = "\"Violence isn't a solution to your problems; violence is a horse, of course, of course.\"";
   q2Quotes[4000] = "\"Bill Lambir. Lam-bir. Get it? LAMB and then BEER.\" -- Aaron";
   q2Quotes[4001] = "\"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah.\" -- Sandra Hereld";
   q2Quotes[4002] = "You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.";
   q2Quotes[4003] = "\"I just figured out why this stuff tastes so good -- It doesn't have any ingredients that I can pronounce!\" -- Eric Zipay";
   q2Quotes[4004] = "Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[4005] = "I think, therefore I am... I think.";
   q2Quotes[4006] = "\"You CANNOT have fun with yourself.\" -- Mrs. Dee Jay Ducet, in a desperate attempt to explain reflexive verbs.";
   q2Quotes[4007] = "What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts -- not the facts themselves. -- Cohen's Law";
   q2Quotes[4008] = "Blake: \"This is gay as hell.\" Dennis: \"Don't sugar coat it.\" (during wedding pictures...)";
   q2Quotes[4009] = "\"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.\" -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[4010] = "Your fortune stateth: Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.";
   q2Quotes[4011] = "QED.";
   q2Quotes[4012] = "I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much. -- Carole Wallach.";
   q2Quotes[4013] = "There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behavior. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[4014] = "\"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.\" -- Will Durant.";
   q2Quotes[4015] = "What do you mean, french fries aren't a food group? -- Melissa";
   q2Quotes[4016] = "\"Okay, there's a difference between love and screwing. Love is all gentle and sweet and stuff, and screwing is just going BOOM BOOM BOOM AS HARD AS YOU CAN!\" -- Jess, explaining her philosophy, on a dark, quiet street, with accompanying motions.";
   q2Quotes[4017] = "Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultier";
   q2Quotes[4018] = "\"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.\" -- Warren Beatty";
   q2Quotes[4019] = "\"Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[4020] = "\"Some would sooner die than think. In fact, they often do.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[4021] = "The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan";
   q2Quotes[4022] = "She has moments when she seems stable, but then so does nitroglycerine. -- Dan";
   q2Quotes[4023] = "\"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.\" -- George Orwell";
   q2Quotes[4024] = "\"Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing. The rest is mere sheep-herding.\" -- Ezra Loomis Pound";
   q2Quotes[4025] = "Your fortune stateth: You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.";
   q2Quotes[4026] = "Proof by importance: A large body of useful consequences all follow from the proposition in question.";
   q2Quotes[4027] = "\"Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.\" -- Fred Allen";
   q2Quotes[4028] = "The fetal position doesn't normally include having a man between your legs. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[4029] = "\"Innovation is hard to schedule.\" -- Dan Fylstra";
   q2Quotes[4030] = "DISOBEY, v.t. To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4031] = "Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness. -- Beckett";
   q2Quotes[4032] = "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[4033] = "To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. -- Robert L. Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[4034] = "\"I saw one of those purple things!\" \"Purple things?\" \"Why did I say purple? I meant smiley face!\" -- Overheard by Ellie";
   q2Quotes[4035] = "An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.";
   q2Quotes[4036] = "See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? -- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo";
   q2Quotes[4037] = "Cohabitation is a great way to learn people's names. -- Martin Brosman";
   q2Quotes[4038] = "I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner";
   q2Quotes[4039] = "I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Henry Ford";
   q2Quotes[4040] = "While Provolt and Shawn were on a midnight cruise of town... Manager of Bill's Super Value: \"Okay, boys, what have you done with the turkeys?\" After the manager had left: Provolt: \"What did he think we did? Shove 'em up our shirts?\"";
   q2Quotes[4041] = "\"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.\" -- Walter Bagehot";
   q2Quotes[4042] = "You know, I think I could have the cure to AIDS or Cancer in my head, but that brain cell is filled instead with old dialogue from the Brady Bunch. -- Mary Newton";
   q2Quotes[4043] = "Your body knows what a bed is. -- Laura Yoder";
   q2Quotes[4044] = "\"The Web is bang equal to the Internet.\" \"Bang equal?\" \"Yeah, if you claim the two are the same we'll shoot you.\" -- Doug Sheppard";
   q2Quotes[4045] = "\"Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.\" -- Franz Kafka";
   q2Quotes[4046] = "The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[4047] = "Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.";
   q2Quotes[4048] = "Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job -- it's the start of a brand new series of three.";
   q2Quotes[4049] = "At a U-Cut Christmas Tree place: Jim: Just chop down the tree. Tom: I think the P.C. way to do it these days is lethal injection. Jim: What? Tom: Okay, fine, give it its last cigarette and shoot it.";
   q2Quotes[4050] = "cashier: You from 'round here? Heather: Yes. cashier: You from North Carolina? Heather: Yeah. cashier: You American? Heather: No.";
   q2Quotes[4051] = "\"I still can't find my crank in the dark.\" -- Jen, regarding the window crank in her new car";
   q2Quotes[4052] = "The difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt has a live culture.";
   q2Quotes[4053] = "\"Many a sober Christian would rather admit that a wafer is God than that God is a cruel and capricious tyrant.\" -- Edward Gibbon";
   q2Quotes[4054] = "Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[4055] = "War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli";
   q2Quotes[4056] = "\"Ah, he did it the right way I would have done it.\" -- Jack, upon examining some else's source code";
   q2Quotes[4057] = "Don't mock the insecure.";
   q2Quotes[4058] = "We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it's out.";
   q2Quotes[4059] = "\"I shouldn't have sniffed all of those markers...\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[4060] = "It is better to wear out than to rust out.";
   q2Quotes[4061] = "You see, there's two things you got to remember.... wait. Is it two, or one? -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[4062] = "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata";
   q2Quotes[4063] = "Your fortune stateth: Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.";
   q2Quotes[4064] = "\"Dave, this is your second warning. Turn off the MIME in your mailer or I'll threaten you.\" -- Greg Morrow";
   q2Quotes[4065] = "Your fortune stateth: Keep it short for pithy sake.";
   q2Quotes[4066] = "\"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He don't usually know why they chose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why.\" -- William Faulkner";
   q2Quotes[4067] = "A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.";
   q2Quotes[4068] = "\"Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[4069] = "It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things, freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[4070] = "A Californian coming upon a flock of sheep in the English countryside: Jenny: ooooooh... Sheep! Baaaaaaa!";
   q2Quotes[4071] = "Everything can be filed under \"miscellaneous\".";
   q2Quotes[4072] = "Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[4073] = "From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached. -- F. Kafka";
   q2Quotes[4074] = "\"He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.\" -- William Blake";
   q2Quotes[4075] = "\"If it was up your butt, you'd know it!\" -- Ken, anytime he is asked where something is.";
   q2Quotes[4076] = "\"You never forget how to fuck. Unless you're really, _really_ stupid.\" -- Frank Zappa";
   q2Quotes[4077] = "\"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.\" -- Quentin Crisp";
   q2Quotes[4078] = "\"Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4079] = "\"What?\" \"Nothing, mind your own stall.\" -- over a partition when Kerry was being nosy.";
   q2Quotes[4080] = "Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.";
   q2Quotes[4081] = "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. -- Minna Antrim, \"Naked Truth and Veiled Allusions\"";
   q2Quotes[4082] = "\"The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.\" -- P. B. Medawar";
   q2Quotes[4083] = "-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.";
   q2Quotes[4084] = "\"And what can a poor boy do?\" -- Rolling Stones";
   q2Quotes[4085] = "Your fortune stateth: There is a fly on your nose.";
   q2Quotes[4086] = "\"It's interesting to live when you are angry.\" -- Yevgeny Yevtushenko";
   q2Quotes[4087] = "\"Wanna see a magic trick? I close my eyes, and I can talk!\" -- Brendan, age 4.";
   q2Quotes[4088] = "\"Since when was genius found respectable?\" -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning";
   q2Quotes[4089] = "How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died";
   q2Quotes[4090] = "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H.H. Munro, \"Saki\"";
   q2Quotes[4091] = "\"Mother Shlepper!\" -- Lacey Gregor and Miranda Thompson.";
   q2Quotes[4092] = "Your fortune stateth: Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.";
   q2Quotes[4093] = "I would never want to be reincarnated as a jar of Vasoline. -- Jon";
   q2Quotes[4094] = "What is the velocity your computer? -- Alex Naula, GC Physics major";
   q2Quotes[4095] = "Your fortune stateth: Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.";
   q2Quotes[4096] = "\"#1597. Everything is deemed possible except that which is impossible in the nature of things.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Object of a Contract\"";
   q2Quotes[4097] = "\"There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.\" -- Gloria Steinem";
   q2Quotes[4098] = "Necessity hath no law. -- Oliver Cromwell";
   q2Quotes[4099] = "Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull";
   q2Quotes[4100] = "To err is human, to purr feline.";
   q2Quotes[4101] = "\"Talents are best nurtured in solitude; character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world.\" -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[4102] = "\"There's 24 beers in a case, and 24 hours in a day -- just happened that way? I think not.\" -- Dan Mertz";
   q2Quotes[4103] = "I blew on people back home. And they got really mad. And I felt bad, because that was a habit I had gotten into. -- Alison";
   q2Quotes[4104] = "\"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.\" -- Albert Camus";
   q2Quotes[4105] = "Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewis";
   q2Quotes[4106] = "RASCAL, n. A fool considered under another aspect. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4107] = "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy";
   q2Quotes[4108] = "\"You know, maybe that was kinda stupid.\" -- My 18 year old friend, after slashing the tires of his parents' car for grounding him.";
   q2Quotes[4109] = "\"I've got a bag down my pants.\" -- Courtney";
   q2Quotes[4110] = "I like to get my daily patch of grass when it's still hot and green. -- Tiffany";
   q2Quotes[4111] = "\"The purse is negatively here.\" -- Jonathan, when asked by his mother if her purse was in the van.";
   q2Quotes[4112] = "\"Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.\" -- Sydney Smith";
   q2Quotes[4113] = "\"We of Texas never recognized to existence of Alaska.\" -- Joe Ely Carrales, III";
   q2Quotes[4114] = "-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation of a lucrative nature.";
   q2Quotes[4115] = "Jen: Why haven't you eaten your candy? Julie: That's not candy. Jen: Why haven't you eaten your beads?";
   q2Quotes[4116] = "\"Don't do anything I would do. If you do, don't get caught. If you do, plead the fifth!\" -- Me, to my manager";
   q2Quotes[4117] = "The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones";
   q2Quotes[4118] = "\"Try to keep things in perspective. Fifty years from now, kids in history classes will be yawning over what panics us today.\" -- Unknown";
   q2Quotes[4119] = "When does later become never?";
   q2Quotes[4120] = "\"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.\" -- Alan Turing";
   q2Quotes[4121] = "I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.";
   q2Quotes[4122] = "(Sitting on the couch watching TV with my Mom....) Me: Mom, you know, I think I want a baby...\" (Mom's mouth just drops opens as she looks at me.) Me: Chimp! A baby chimp! I just forgot to say the word.\"";
   q2Quotes[4123] = "\"Sure, there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.\" -- Richard M. Nixon";
   q2Quotes[4124] = "Sorry. Nice try.";
   q2Quotes[4125] = "Your fortune stateth: You will have long and healthy life.";
   q2Quotes[4126] = "\"Time: a landing field! Death needs time like a junkie needs junk.\" -- William S. Burroughs";
   q2Quotes[4127] = "\"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[4128] = "Your fortune stateth: You are the only person to ever get this message.";
   q2Quotes[4129] = "When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?";
   q2Quotes[4130] = "\"Well, I am not going to cry in my milk.\" -- Shannon";
   q2Quotes[4131] = "I really meant: how would you explain the unmatching socks to the person you were gonna get some from? -- Jer";
   q2Quotes[4132] = "I can't believe I lost it. I've never lost anything in my life.... Not even my virginity! -- J.A.S.S., upon realizing that he'd lost his wallet.";
   q2Quotes[4133] = "Benji: (Really LOUD) \"I LOVE subtlety!\" Heather: \"Okay, just shout that out why don't you?\"";
   q2Quotes[4134] = "\"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.\" -- Bob Dylan";
   q2Quotes[4135] = "\"For proper pickle placement: no pickle piling please.\" -- Karen S., during a discussion of sandwich style.";
   q2Quotes[4136] = "Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[4137] = "\"I have something funny to say, if we're done with this.\" -- Sarah G.";
   q2Quotes[4138] = "Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. -- Elbert Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[4139] = "Patience is the best remedy for every trouble. -- Titus Maccius Plautus";
   q2Quotes[4140] = "\"I think it's adult contemporary music. The lyrics are full of new innovative obscenities.\" -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[4141] = "Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell.";
   q2Quotes[4142] = "\"You know, there are a lot of dogs that are bigger than I am!\" -- Ginny Lensing";
   q2Quotes[4143] = "\"It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot.\"";
   q2Quotes[4144] = "Jay: \"I wish I could get out of this test.\" Allan: \"I wish I could set poeple on fire by looking at them.\"";
   q2Quotes[4145] = "\"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.\" -- Frank Lloyd Wright";
   q2Quotes[4146] = "She's genuinely bogus.";
   q2Quotes[4147] = "PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4148] = "Well begun is half done. -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[4149] = "\"Seig Shawn!\" -- Jonathan Schultz, in a drunken state";
   q2Quotes[4150] = "\"I don't want to be funking with someone else's grossness\" -- Kate to Steph while trying on bathing suits";
   q2Quotes[4151] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.";
   q2Quotes[4152] = "\"What is the probability of having three boys in a row all be male?\" -- Ellie's Human Genetics professor";
   q2Quotes[4153] = "\"I don't feel drunk. I mean, you're holding me up and everything, but I can still talk clearly, I just can't walk. Am I talking? I don't think I'm drunk.\" -- mumbled by Dan, when he was indeed drunk.";
   q2Quotes[4154] = "There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker";
   q2Quotes[4155] = "\"Excuse me. This life isn't working. I want to exchange it.\" \"Have you tried plugging it in?\"";
   q2Quotes[4156] = "Jill: Hi, how are feeling? Jamie: Incredibly sober. Jill: Don't that have a cure for that nowadays?";
   q2Quotes[4157] = "\"A bat! A batabatabatabatabat!\" \"It was probably a bird! A birdabirdabirdabirdabird!\" -- Carrie and Jen, one evening at camp, in response to something that flew overhead.";
   q2Quotes[4158] = "An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.";
   q2Quotes[4159] = "He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.";
   q2Quotes[4160] = "When you are not looking at it, this .sig is in Cymrec.";
   q2Quotes[4161] = "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4162] = "\"He must be from the land of Misfit Troys.\" -- Jack (remarking about how his roommate Troy is such a klutz)";
   q2Quotes[4163] = "Your fortune stateth: If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.";
   q2Quotes[4164] = "Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good";
   q2Quotes[4165] = "\"Conceptions without experience are void; experience without conceptions is blind.\" -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4166] = "\"The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.\" -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[4167] = "Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable. -- M.J. 0'Donnell";
   q2Quotes[4168] = "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney";
   q2Quotes[4169] = "LOQUACITY, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4170] = "\"Usenet is a right, a left, a jab, and a sharp uppercut to the jaw. The postman hits! You have new mail.\" -- Ed Vielmetti";
   q2Quotes[4171] = "\"I've reverted to the 'Mother Grammar'.\" -- Julie, after spouting words in random order.";
   q2Quotes[4172] = "Walking on water wasn't built in a day. -- Jack Kerouac";
   q2Quotes[4173] = "Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule--and both commonly succeed, and are right. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[4174] = "We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[4175] = "Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns";
   q2Quotes[4176] = "\"I don't bring a date; I bring a tape.\" -- Marty Crabtree, entering a party with a C-90 cassette of obscure bands.";
   q2Quotes[4177] = "Really, you can do anything on a bed. Beds are awesome. They're like big, cushiony floors. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[4178] = "Go Lemmings Go!";
   q2Quotes[4179] = "\"Oh, my gosh! You did NOT just call some guy 'Goat Boy!\"' -- Abigail Salak, on a comment made about a man with mutton chops.";
   q2Quotes[4180] = "Shannon: What do bones taste like, Steffi? Steffi, age 3: Bones.";
   q2Quotes[4181] = "The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper";
   q2Quotes[4182] = "ABSCOND, v.i. To \"move in a mysterious way,\" commonly with the property of another. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4183] = "Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[4184] = "I'm only going to say this once, okay? I'm only going to say this once. -- Dr. Haworthe, my Chemistry prof.";
   q2Quotes[4185] = "The most important things, each person must do for himself.";
   q2Quotes[4186] = "BIGOT, n. One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4187] = "\"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.\" -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987";
   q2Quotes[4188] = "\"Like a white suit with cheap rice all over it.\" -- Edward";
   q2Quotes[4189] = "\"Fools admire, but men of sense approve.\" -- Alexander Pope";
   q2Quotes[4190] = "History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte";
   q2Quotes[4191] = "\"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.\" -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[4192] = "\"Trying to do that job is like trying to put a cow together from 800 pounds of hamburger and some white glue.\" -- Mike Hodis";
   q2Quotes[4193] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.";
   q2Quotes[4194] = "Alcohol is the wonder drug for ugly people. -- Kelly McKee's response to her roommate saying she's not attracted to a potential date.";
   q2Quotes[4195] = "I've never been in Spain... well, I was in Brussels for 5 hours. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[4196] = "\"For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[4197] = "On a bad day: Soup! Soup! I forgot how to spell the word soup! -- my friend Sam C., who really *is* a genius.";
   q2Quotes[4198] = "Let sleeping dogs lie. -- Charles Dickens";
   q2Quotes[4199] = "Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.";
   q2Quotes[4200] = "We are drowning in information, but starved for knowledge. -- John Naisbilt";
   q2Quotes[4201] = "Why are raisins without seeds called \"seedless\" and prunes without pits called \"pitted\"? What is so wrong with the word \"pitless\"? -- Ed M.";
   q2Quotes[4202] = "Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -- Pablo Picasso";
   q2Quotes[4203] = "\"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[4204] = "\"The tops of the bottoms of my feet are numb.\" -- James, after a few too many \"beverages\"";
   q2Quotes[4205] = "\"No! Bad kitty! You do NOT eat the office supplies!\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[4206] = "\"Personally, I just want to see you go through a table.\" -- Jason Holliman, to former roommate James \"TaCo\" Williamson, who is training to be a professional wrestler";
   q2Quotes[4207] = "\"I've always had this sinking suspicion, that if the world were to stop spinning, we'd all be incredibly dizzy\" --Sara Liner";
   q2Quotes[4208] = "As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -- Proverbs 23:7";
   q2Quotes[4209] = "\"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.\" -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[4210] = "I wish I was a cat. Then I could just lay around all day and eat garbage. That would be great. -- Chris Klein";
   q2Quotes[4211] = "Prof: \"So what's wrong with the astronomer in this poem? He thinks he can control the weather, which is wrong. I control the weather.\" [Later, as class was ending...] Student: \"So can we have snow for Christmas?\" Prof: \"I'll work on it.\"";
   q2Quotes[4212] = "\"Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[4213] = "\"Yeah, sure it may seem like a good idea, but I'm not making out with a tombstone.\" -- Sean";
   q2Quotes[4214] = "Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active. -- Leonardo da Vinci";
   q2Quotes[4215] = "He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.";
   q2Quotes[4216] = "\"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating.\" -- Boss Tweed";
   q2Quotes[4217] = "Ellie: We need to go to the men's hangy things. Melissa: Men's hangy things? Ellie: You know what I mean. Melissa: No I don't and I don't want to either.";
   q2Quotes[4218] = "Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth. -- Max Beerbohm, \"Mainly on the Air\"";
   q2Quotes[4219] = "\"Can't I like someone just for themselves and not for who they are?\" -- Peggy, when told that a bunch of gorgeous male models were probably gay.";
   q2Quotes[4220] = "Is there a major gas leak in here? If this place blows up in a few minutes, I called it. -- Matthew";
   q2Quotes[4221] = "\"Dont tell me you wouldn't hate Grease even after hearing your Aunt practice 'Hopelessly Devoted to You' every day for five weeks straight.\" -- Jason Holliman";
   q2Quotes[4222] = "\"Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.\" -- Penn Jillette";
   q2Quotes[4223] = "\"I'm not bitter, just vengeful.\" -- Paula";
   q2Quotes[4224] = "\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\" -- Walt Kelly";
   q2Quotes[4225] = "Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence";
   q2Quotes[4226] = "\"Never drive while looking through binoculars.\" -- Cathy Winkelman";
   q2Quotes[4227] = "A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.";
   q2Quotes[4228] = "\"Fantasies are free.\" \"NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!\"";
   q2Quotes[4229] = "A man's house is his castle. -- Sir Edward Coke";
   q2Quotes[4230] = "Anything is possible, unless it's not.";
   q2Quotes[4231] = "\"It's WATER. This is WASHINGTON.\" -- Jen in a busy restroom where nobody would go in the stall with the dripping ceiling.";
   q2Quotes[4232] = "(Eating dinner at a friend's house, Laura accidently burps.) Friend's Dad: \"You should be ashamed. You're an amateur.\"";
   q2Quotes[4233] = "\"Heyyyy! Treat that towel with respect!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[4234] = "Your fortune stateth: You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior executive.";
   q2Quotes[4235] = "\"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?\" -- Jean Cocteau";
   q2Quotes[4236] = "Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. -- Golda Meir";
   q2Quotes[4237] = "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.";
   q2Quotes[4238] = "Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman";
   q2Quotes[4239] = "KAYTE: \"I can't wait to get a tatoo!!\" CHRISTINE: \"YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME???\" -- Kayte talking to Christine over loud music";
   q2Quotes[4240] = "It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca";
   q2Quotes[4241] = "\"It's not a hand-me-down, it's an heirloom!\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[4242] = "\"I think I could stand to be a back-up singer for Elvis, if I could sing, and if Elvis was still alive.\" -- Karen, my mom, during a viewing of Elvis' \"Aloha from Hawaii\".";
   q2Quotes[4243] = "Custer committed Siouxicide.";
   q2Quotes[4244] = "Cheer up -- if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your student loan to *anybody*.";
   q2Quotes[4245] = "Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4246] = "\"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[4247] = "\"Television has lifted the manufacture of banality out of the sphere of handicraft and placed it in that of a major industry.\" -- Nathalie Sarraute";
   q2Quotes[4248] = "\"I don't know you and I don't remember you but I heard about you. Go away.\" -- Helen, the night after a party, to a guy she made out with on the kitchem table.";
   q2Quotes[4249] = "\"Nature is a revelation of God; Art a revelation of man.\" -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow";
   q2Quotes[4250] = "He who laughs last is probably your boss.";
   q2Quotes[4251] = "\"Hi! We're in the basement! Come on in.... Unless you have a gun, in which case, YOU ARE BAD! GO AWAY! -- Mary\" (Found taped to front door at a Super Bowl party)";
   q2Quotes[4252] = "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday";
   q2Quotes[4253] = "Absence makes the heart go wander.";
   q2Quotes[4254] = "\"We have an open relationship. I can date other men, and he can date his computer.\" -- Sofia";
   q2Quotes[4255] = "Honk if you love peace and quiet.";
   q2Quotes[4256] = "Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. -- Publilius Syrus";
   q2Quotes[4257] = "The first duty of love is to listen. -- Paul Tillich";
   q2Quotes[4258] = "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4259] = "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[4260] = "\"Of course I'm over Matt - just let me put these binoculars down.\" -- my friend, Gabi, who lives next door to Matt";
   q2Quotes[4261] = "I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?";
   q2Quotes[4262] = "Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain.";
   q2Quotes[4263] = "If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would've given us shorter arms. -- Drew's sociology prof.";
   q2Quotes[4264] = "Never promise more than you can perform. -- Publilius Syrus";
   q2Quotes[4265] = "All's well that ends.";
   q2Quotes[4266] = "\"The progress toward totalitarianism arose, and keeps arising, because of society's refusal to be shit.\" -- Kathy Acker";
   q2Quotes[4267] = "There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.";
   q2Quotes[4268] = "\"Is it too late to switch to my major to P.E.?\" -- Danny, after a grueling midterm failing festival.";
   q2Quotes[4269] = "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[4270] = "Ah, yes.... But you see, he was a jerkhead schmuck. -- Melissa's conclusion about Amy's dumb boyfriend.";
   q2Quotes[4271] = "\"There is much pleasure to be gained in useless knowledge.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[4272] = "Expedience is the best teacher.";
   q2Quotes[4273] = "Being weird isn't enough.";
   q2Quotes[4274] = "\"There is a rabid chinchilla gnawing at my ankle.\" -- Kate the Grate";
   q2Quotes[4275] = "Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but not nearly as much as a really good kiss. -- Roy B. Wieland";
   q2Quotes[4276] = "I'll take a Reuben, but please put that on whole wheat, oh and make that cheddar cheese, hold the sauerkraut, and wait, please make that ham. By the way could I have that with ranch.";
   q2Quotes[4277] = "The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[4278] = "What soon grows old? Gratitude. -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[4279] = "It's like what they say in Buddhism....when you pee on a penny, you will come back and be a peed-on penny. -- Howard";
   q2Quotes[4280] = "\"The only inalienable right of human beings is to receive mail.\" -- Mick's brother";
   q2Quotes[4281] = "The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. -- Heywood Brown";
   q2Quotes[4282] = "A fool must now and then be right by chance.";
   q2Quotes[4283] = "\"It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.\" -- Charles F. Kettering";
   q2Quotes[4284] = "-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.";
   q2Quotes[4285] = "\"Can anyone explain why Matthew's head is radioactive?\" -- Mr. Jones, GSCE Chemistry";
   q2Quotes[4286] = "Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4287] = "\"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4288] = "If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[4289] = "\"If you mail a letter to the post office, who delivers it?\" -- Deb";
   q2Quotes[4290] = "Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass on a summer day listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is hardly a waste of time. -- Sir J. Lubbock";
   q2Quotes[4291] = "Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.] -- Aelius Donatus";
   q2Quotes[4292] = "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.";
   q2Quotes[4293] = "Out of sight is out of mind. -- Arthur Clough -- Owen Meredith";
   q2Quotes[4294] = "\"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4295] = "Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. -- Sara";
   q2Quotes[4296] = "\"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace.\" -- Truman Capote";
   q2Quotes[4297] = "Briana: \"We're the creme de la bottom.\" John: \"We've risen to the top of the bottom.\" -- My co-workers, lamenting our position within the company";
   q2Quotes[4298] = "That which does not kill me is dead when I am through with it. -- Tyler (Taken from a secret source)";
   q2Quotes[4299] = "Your fortune stateth: You fill a much-needed gap.";
   q2Quotes[4300] = "There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne";
   q2Quotes[4301] = "Sex is highly overated. -- Matt Rose, talking to girls in Sex Ed.";
   q2Quotes[4302] = "It's never too late to have a happy childhood. -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker";
   q2Quotes[4303] = "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton";
   q2Quotes[4304] = "Your fortune stateth: Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.";
   q2Quotes[4305] = "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[4306] = "If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.";
   q2Quotes[4307] = "Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive. -- Ayn Rand";
   q2Quotes[4308] = "Oppernockity tunes but once.";
   q2Quotes[4309] = "\"I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves.\" -- Bobby Fischer";
   q2Quotes[4310] = "\"I think if I ever got really drunk I would just get more withdrawn, and why is that pleasant in a social situation?\" -- Jess R.";
   q2Quotes[4311] = "Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[4312] = "The only things that you need in life are a free bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a spork. -- Baisden";
   q2Quotes[4313] = "\"#3547. A thing continues to exist as long as is usual with things of that nature.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[4314] = "Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves.";
   q2Quotes[4315] = "\"The Earth goes around the Sun, and is mercifully not accreted.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus";
   q2Quotes[4316] = "\"I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting... bored.\" -- David Wrensen (a.k.a. Nose Pick), on a very boring day.";
   q2Quotes[4317] = "\"I was just thinking about her eyebrows!\" -- Joyce, discussing old college chums.";
   q2Quotes[4318] = "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht";
   q2Quotes[4319] = "\"So, you've got a gun. Big deal. _I've_ got this!\" -- Paul, grabbing the security guard's spork and holding it threateningly at the man's neck.";
   q2Quotes[4320] = "Your fortune stateth: Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.";
   q2Quotes[4321] = "The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies";
   q2Quotes[4322] = "My boobs are jealous of my ass. -- Lauren";
   q2Quotes[4323] = "It's go \"forward\". Don't ever say \"straight\" to me, woman. -- Kate";
   q2Quotes[4324] = "I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!";
   q2Quotes[4325] = "\"Our liberty depends upon the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[4326] = "A good reputation is more valuable than money. -- Publilius Syrus";
   q2Quotes[4327] = "The beauty of a pun is in the \"Oy!\" of the beholder.";
   q2Quotes[4328] = "\"To describe the beating of Egg Whites is almost as cheeky as advising how to lead a happy life.\" -- The Joy of Cooking";
   q2Quotes[4329] = "Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit. -- Proverbs, 26:5";
   q2Quotes[4330] = "To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau";
   q2Quotes[4331] = "Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. -- James Thurber";
   q2Quotes[4332] = "The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. -- Clifton Fadiman";
   q2Quotes[4333] = "And tomorrow will be like today, only more so. -- Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version";
   q2Quotes[4334] = "Karen: \"Okay! Now I'm awake and ready to do something!\" Cheri: \"Okay, what?\" Karen: \"Sleep!\"";
   q2Quotes[4335] = "I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. -- Doug MacLeod";
   q2Quotes[4336] = "Children are a poor man's riches. -- English proverb";
   q2Quotes[4337] = "Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.";
   q2Quotes[4338] = "\"Those who do not plan for the future will have to live through it anyway.\" -- Len Fisher";
   q2Quotes[4339] = "Onward through the fog.";
   q2Quotes[4340] = "\"I appreciate other cultures!! I go to Taco Bell at least three times a week!\" -- Jenny L.";
   q2Quotes[4341] = "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[4342] = "\"Two billion years is a long time for a PhD Thesis.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus";
   q2Quotes[4343] = "Your fortune stateth: Never commit yourself!  Let someone else commit you.";
   q2Quotes[4344] = "Your fortune stateth: You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.";
   q2Quotes[4345] = "A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever. -- J. Hawes";
   q2Quotes[4346] = "May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.";
   q2Quotes[4347] = "\"No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.\" -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne";
   q2Quotes[4348] = "\"Eel Man was eevil, like the frooits of the deevil. And he shocked both my parents to a crispy death. So I was forced to become Raccoon Boy!\" -- Jason R., making up a radio play during a cross country workout.";
   q2Quotes[4349] = "Your fortune stateth: Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a thing he tells you.";
   q2Quotes[4350] = "\"#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[4351] = "Ohh bum crumbs! -- something my coach said on the way to meet a meet.";
   q2Quotes[4352] = "If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker";
   q2Quotes[4353] = "\"I wish it would snow so I didn't have to look at my blood.\" -- Ellie wishing to get out of Immunology lab so she wouldn't have to look at her blood under a microscope.";
   q2Quotes[4354] = "Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994";
   q2Quotes[4355] = "The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, \"How's the President?\" -- Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[4356] = "\"Shut up and don't sing\" -- Shannon";
   q2Quotes[4357] = "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner";
   q2Quotes[4358] = "\"In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.\" -- Andy Warhol";
   q2Quotes[4359] = "A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius Syrus";
   q2Quotes[4360] = "Your fortune stateth: You have taken yourself too seriously.";
   q2Quotes[4361] = "PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4362] = "\"Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.\" -- William Pitt";
   q2Quotes[4363] = "\"Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[4364] = "To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu";
   q2Quotes[4365] = "When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake";
   q2Quotes[4366] = "As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries";
   q2Quotes[4367] = "Familiarity breeds attempt.";
   q2Quotes[4368] = "It's not like I have 2 eyes or anything. -- Alex";
   q2Quotes[4369] = "Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4370] = "\"The world would be much better off if people would stop trying to run it, and leave the 'Godding' to God.\" -- Joe Ely Carrales, III";
   q2Quotes[4371] = "Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[4372] = "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[4373] = "\"Where's the clicky thing?\" \"You mean the remote?\" \"No, the clicky thing... for the watchy thing.\" -- The girl whose name dare not be spoken (a.k.a. Sherry)";
   q2Quotes[4374] = "A man's house is his hassle.";
   q2Quotes[4375] = "\"Check this guy out, he must belong to the Aluminum Foil Gang.\" -- Eric Fitzpatrick, remarking about a guy with a shiny silver coat.";
   q2Quotes[4376] = "\"Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him.\" -- Fyodor Dostoyevski";
   q2Quotes[4377] = "Most general statements are false, including this one. -- Alexander Dumas";
   q2Quotes[4378] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.";
   q2Quotes[4379] = "\"Advertising reaches out to touch the fantasy part of people's lives. and you know, most people's fantasies are pretty sad.\" -- Frederik Pohl";
   q2Quotes[4380] = "\"I can't afford a new car. As for used cars, well, I already have one of those.\" -- Paul's Grandfather";
   q2Quotes[4381] = "To err is human, but I can REALLY foul things up.";
   q2Quotes[4382] = "If El Nino is getting blamed for everything and club soda can fix everything, why don't we use club soda on El Nino? -- Sabrina trying to solve the world's problems";
   q2Quotes[4383] = "I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?";
   q2Quotes[4384] = "It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly. It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.";
   q2Quotes[4385] = "\"Sometimes technology does not suck.\" -- Dr. French";
   q2Quotes[4386] = "\"Hoover lives his life the way you want!\" -- Colin D., during a discussion of Herbert Hoover in history class.";
   q2Quotes[4387] = "My goal in life is not to be quoted. -- Cheri";
   q2Quotes[4388] = "\"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused.\" -- Elvis Costello";
   q2Quotes[4389] = "Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.";
   q2Quotes[4390] = "\"Oh, I wish we had school right now 'cause then we wouldn't have to go!\" -- Lann during Christmas holidays after a big snowfall.";
   q2Quotes[4391] = "Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.] -- Ovid";
   q2Quotes[4392] = "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[4393] = "Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure";
   q2Quotes[4394] = "\"Life is a zoo in a jungle.\" -- Peter De Vries";
   q2Quotes[4395] = "Why doesn't dos ever say \"Great command or file name\"? -- Matt Rose, after receiving a standard DOS error message.";
   q2Quotes[4396] = "EXPERIENCE, n. The wisdom that enables us to recognize as an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4397] = "Lauryn: So are we going to the zoo? Crystal: Yup probably. Lauryn: I heard they have cool animals there.";
   q2Quotes[4398] = "\"Magic hat! All fall down!\" -- Paul B., after dropping his hat";
   q2Quotes[4399] = "If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are?";
   q2Quotes[4400] = "A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.";
   q2Quotes[4401] = "Don't wipe your hands on a National Geographic. -- Yoko";
   q2Quotes[4402] = "\"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.\" -- Elizabeth Taylor";
   q2Quotes[4403] = "\"Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[4404] = "Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.";
   q2Quotes[4405] = "\"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\" -- Jules de Gaultier";
   q2Quotes[4406] = "\"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.\" -- Vince";
   q2Quotes[4407] = "The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspector. -- Knight Ridder News Service dispatch";
   q2Quotes[4408] = "\"Cafeteria food would be okay if we weren't eating it at school.\" -- Jenny";
   q2Quotes[4409] = "Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins";
   q2Quotes[4410] = "\"I'm just waiting for my cheap sex toy to show up.\" -- Helen";
   q2Quotes[4411] = "What if no one ever asked a hypothetical question?";
   q2Quotes[4412] = "\"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4413] = "Your fortune stateth: You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.  Therefore you have few friends.";
   q2Quotes[4414] = "Happy feast of the pig!";
   q2Quotes[4415] = "Devin: \"You really hit the nose on the head that time.\" Tomas: \"Did you just say hit the NOSE on the head?\" [Pause] Devin: \"God, I hope not.\" Gary: \"Well, hitting it anywhere else would just be stupid.\"";
   q2Quotes[4416] = "If you live in the Rhineland, which is changing hands every five minutes, it's not a good place to raise a crop of turnips -- Gabe";
   q2Quotes[4417] = "One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh";
   q2Quotes[4418] = "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. -- Gene Spafford";
   q2Quotes[4419] = "\"Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers.\" -- Robert Hummel";
   q2Quotes[4420] = "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. -- Aesop";
   q2Quotes[4421] = "The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane. -- Phaedrus";
   q2Quotes[4422] = "Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them. Others are so fast, they don't notice you.";
   q2Quotes[4423] = "\"Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you also have an obligation to be one.\" -- Eleanor Roosevelt";
   q2Quotes[4424] = "\"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'\" -- Lenny Bruce";
   q2Quotes[4425] = "Whoever invented work should burn in hell!! -- Aviry";
   q2Quotes[4426] = "\"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.\" -- Dave Barry";
   q2Quotes[4427] = "I was sleeping peacefully, talking to Rando. -- Cher";
   q2Quotes[4428] = "I love you. You bring me cheese. May God be with you, my child. -- A drunken Kate, after a friend brought her string cheese.";
   q2Quotes[4429] = "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[4430] = "Imagine what we can imagine! -- Arthur Rubinstein";
   q2Quotes[4431] = "Ryan: \"How old are you... I mean....\" Julie: (interrupting) \"79.\" Ryan- (amazed) \"Wow, you look great!\" -- Julie misunderstanding the question.";
   q2Quotes[4432] = "Keep on keepin' on.";
   q2Quotes[4433] = "Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Department of Public Aid";
   q2Quotes[4434] = "\"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.\" -- Old Chinese saying";
   q2Quotes[4435] = "By God, for a moment there it all made sense...";
   q2Quotes[4436] = "\"I'm almost completely certain bologna sandwiches don't go 'crunch.'\" -- Karen Pelto";
   q2Quotes[4437] = "By the way, you know I'm really not random, right? Deborah's random. I'm just not listening. -- Liz F.";
   q2Quotes[4438] = "\"#3532. The law neither does nor requires idle acts.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[4439] = "Your fortune stateth: You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.";
   q2Quotes[4440] = "\"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.\" -- Warren Miller";
   q2Quotes[4441] = "\"I like food.\" -- Annie at the mall food court";
   q2Quotes[4442] = "\"The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.\" -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4443] = "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4444] = "\"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.\" -- John Kenneth Galbraith";
   q2Quotes[4445] = "Your fortune stateth: You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.";
   q2Quotes[4446] = "Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler";
   q2Quotes[4447] = "\"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[4448] = "Your fortune stateth: Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.";
   q2Quotes[4449] = "\"Chickens are a little small. Well, then so are some men.\" -- Julieann No-Middle-Name Jorgensen (hee hee hee yourself!)";
   q2Quotes[4450] = "Your fortune stateth: You have an unusual equipment for success.  Be sure to use it properly.";
   q2Quotes[4451] = "Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.";
   q2Quotes[4452] = "I don't care. I'll have whatever you don't want me to have. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[4453] = "\"I move for no chair.\" -- Justin";
   q2Quotes[4454] = "\"I'm going to shoot you with turkey! Eight rounds of turkey from my pellet gun!\" -- Ellie's Brother";
   q2Quotes[4455] = "...And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. -- Garry Trudeau";
   q2Quotes[4456] = "There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent. -- Michel de Montaigne";
   q2Quotes[4457] = "Jen: \"Why didn't you tell us you were going to Philadelphia to visit a guy?\" Ken: \"Because I didn't want you to think I'm gay.\" Paul: \"But we already thought you were gay.\"";
   q2Quotes[4458] = "Your fortune stateth: Avoid reality at all costs.";
   q2Quotes[4459] = "\"One day, the sky came loose and it rained... screws\" -- BYL, commenting on the freak Colorado hailstorm that ruined his Labor Day barbeque.";
   q2Quotes[4460] = "So if you're gonna touch me, touch me hard. [pause] See, that's why I need a girlfriend so I can say stuff like that to her. -- Benji, to his sister, while she was giving him a backrub.";
   q2Quotes[4461] = "Your fortune stateth: You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.";
   q2Quotes[4462] = "\"Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.\" -- Ashley Montague";
   q2Quotes[4463] = "\"Boy, if someone followed me around with a quote book they'd get a lot of good ones from me!\" --Ellie, commenting on how a lot of the quotes on her Quote List were things she said herself.";
   q2Quotes[4464] = "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.";
   q2Quotes[4465] = "How do you ship boxes? Do you put the box in a bigger box, the bigger box in a really big box, then the really big box on a flatbed? But, then, where do you get all of the other boxes? Seems like a dumb idea when you think about it. -- Robert M.";
   q2Quotes[4466] = "In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take.";
   q2Quotes[4467] = "\"Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.\" -- J. Bartlett Brebner";
   q2Quotes[4468] = "Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.";
   q2Quotes[4469] = "A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[4470] = "Kids can buy bullets, but they have to throw them at people. -- Matthew, explaining Wal-Mart's policy of requiring you to be 21 to buy guns but only 16 to buy ammo.";
   q2Quotes[4471] = "La Chica Ica El Taco? -- Alison, in reference to our local La Chiquita supermarket";
   q2Quotes[4472] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.";
   q2Quotes[4473] = "It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. -- Kim Hubbard";
   q2Quotes[4474] = "QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4475] = "There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle";
   q2Quotes[4476] = "Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry";
   q2Quotes[4477] = "It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt";
   q2Quotes[4478] = "\"Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[4479] = "Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?";
   q2Quotes[4480] = "Let the beer flow like wine! -- Chris Polack";
   q2Quotes[4481] = "\"Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels.\" -- Goya";
   q2Quotes[4482] = "Better late than never. -- Titus Livius (Livy)";
   q2Quotes[4483] = "Your fortune stateth: You have the body of a 19 year old.  Please return it before it gets wrinkled.";
   q2Quotes[4484] = "\"You can't burn me! I'm unique\" -- Mr. Bradford, my school chemistry teacher.";
   q2Quotes[4485] = "\"A book of quotations... can never be complete.\" -- Robert M. Hamilton";
   q2Quotes[4486] = "\"If you do not show me your armpit, I will flip you off!\" -- My Russian friend Masha, showing off her new English vocab.";
   q2Quotes[4487] = "Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce";
   q2Quotes[4488] = "42";
   q2Quotes[4489] = "Deborah: All guys are bad. Elizabeth: It must come with having a penis.";
   q2Quotes[4490] = "\"Don't make me pull this plane over\" -- Flight attendent's remark, after we're all too drunk on the plane and Kim almost falls down.";
   q2Quotes[4491] = "Tweeds: \"Look, a terrier.\" Ames: \"Those little ankle bitters.\" Tweeds \"In your case Ames, wouldn't that be 'knee biters'?\" -- Sarah Tweedy and Ames, 4' 8 1/2\", on a walk through Keene State College.";
   q2Quotes[4492] = "Well, I guess I'll see if I can make things fit by breaking things. When in doubt, break something. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[4493] = "Your fortune stateth: Be different: conform.";
   q2Quotes[4494] = "\"I found out I own a Chevette and I have a brother.\" -- Jen, about her strange week";
   q2Quotes[4495] = "\"My lemon merengue pie has phasmically coagulated!\" -- a member of the Radford Role-Players Guild";
   q2Quotes[4496] = "\"My Peter Pan existence is being threatened!\" -- N. Jones, upon graduating from college.";
   q2Quotes[4497] = "One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.";
   q2Quotes[4498] = "... the flaw that makes perfection perfect.";
   q2Quotes[4499] = "\"It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.\" -- Tom Lehrer";
   q2Quotes[4500] = "\"I'm the student council president.\" \"Meaning you know why I'm mad at the student council, but really don't give a s***?\" -- Overheard in the hall at school";
   q2Quotes[4501] = "To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde";
   q2Quotes[4502] = "I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.";
   q2Quotes[4503] = "REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4504] = "Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy. -- Publilius Syrus";
   q2Quotes[4505] = "Your fortune stateth: You'll be sorry...";
   q2Quotes[4506] = "Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. -- Jean Cocteau";
   q2Quotes[4507] = "If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?";
   q2Quotes[4508] = "\"Yogi Bear totally rocked in the beginning! Then the 70's happened and the whole thing went to hell in a hurry...he went from stealing picnic baskets to going to the disco n' s***.\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[4509] = "I don't mind doing math homework if I have a good pencil. -- Sarah";
   q2Quotes[4510] = "Ang: Does Andy have amonia? (Asking if Andy is sick...) Rachel: Only in his windex!";
   q2Quotes[4511] = "\"I like it, I just don't have the taste for it!\" -- Ellie's brother";
   q2Quotes[4512] = "Your fortune stateth: Are you a turtle?";
   q2Quotes[4513] = "\"Hey! It's my fabulous patented Moon Waffle!\" -- Chris Cotton (a la Homer Simpson)";
   q2Quotes[4514] = "\"Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgement.\" -- Duc De La Rochefoucauld";
   q2Quotes[4515] = "Dan: \"Wow, I'm a complete idiot!\" James: \"Okay hold on, lemme get this on paper.\"";
   q2Quotes[4516] = "We are what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[4517] = "While watching Captain Ron with Robert and Sue: Jimmy: \"This is the movie that made me decide to quit my job and go sailing.\" Robert: \"Did you sue?\"";
   q2Quotes[4518] = "\"...And here of course is the ever popular Arctic Ocean...\" -- Mr. Caputo, pointing to the Pacific Ocean on a map.";
   q2Quotes[4519] = "Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli";
   q2Quotes[4520] = "In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.";
   q2Quotes[4521] = "A fool and your money are soon partners.";
   q2Quotes[4522] = "\"They haven't been having any for you to have, have they?\" -- Andrea";
   q2Quotes[4523] = "\"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.\" -- Laurie Anderson";
   q2Quotes[4524] = "\"If Laura Ashley weren't dead, I'd KILL her myself.\" -- Ed, after Tammey bought a new dress.";
   q2Quotes[4525] = "\"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short.\" -- Peter C. Newman";
   q2Quotes[4526] = "\"... and remember, Satan is your plastic friend!!!\" -- Asyn, at work, after too much caffine.";
   q2Quotes[4527] = "Every man gets a narrower and narrower field of knowledge in which he must be an expert in order to compete with other people. The specialist knows more and more about less and less and finally knows everything about nothing. -- Konrad Lorenz";
   q2Quotes[4528] = "\"It is always wise to go through life just a little bit dizzy.\"";
   q2Quotes[4529] = "Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods. -- Bernard Levin";
   q2Quotes[4530] = "\"It's a good thing that when you accidently call your own house, from your house, that you get a busy signal. If it started ringing then you would be talking to yourself when you answered, and that would be weird.\" -- Mathew";
   q2Quotes[4531] = "\"This is exactly what my parents are afraid I'm doing in college.... Doing a bunch of drugs with a group of queer guys.\" -- Jimmy";
   q2Quotes[4532] = "\"(My favorite version is on bagpipe, but you shouldn't be led by other people's perversions.)\" -- Dani Zweig";
   q2Quotes[4533] = "\"Propaganda is to democracy what violence is to totalitarianism.\" -- Noam Chomsky";
   q2Quotes[4534] = "Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.";
   q2Quotes[4535] = "\"Is that referring to the space between your ears?\" -- Michelle Zalas, responding to a guy called \"Deadzone\" on IRC";
   q2Quotes[4536] = "\"I'm so high on life, I'm afraid of dying and having flashbacks.\" -- Bob Webb";
   q2Quotes[4537] = "\"It's not polite to play with other people's fat.\" -- Allan Boyd to his daughter Faith, who delights in jiggling his gut.";
   q2Quotes[4538] = "The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[4539] = "It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West";
   q2Quotes[4540] = "Tyro: Pizza always brings us together. Rando: How do you figger? Tyro: I don't know.";
   q2Quotes[4541] = "Your fortune stateth: You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.";
   q2Quotes[4542] = "Your fortune stateth: Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.";
   q2Quotes[4543] = "When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[4544] = "The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. -- Unknown history student";
   q2Quotes[4545] = "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4546] = "\"It's like eating puppies!!\" -- overheard by Aviry & Roxie while passing an ostrich-burger stand.";
   q2Quotes[4547] = "\"It's not what you think. It's me with a bra on.\" -- Shawn McCool";
   q2Quotes[4548] = "\"We all know that art is not truth. Art is the lie that makes us realize truth -- at least the truth that is given us to understand.\" -- Pablo Picasso";
   q2Quotes[4549] = "\"As soon as I finish scraping the cat out of Susan's car, I want you to give her a bath.\" -- Mrs. George, my mom.";
   q2Quotes[4550] = "A simple way to look at it is like this: Joe Berry is a positive charge, while babes are a negative charge. -- Famous scientist from really long ago, making an analogy why the bipolar sides of a magnet attract.";
   q2Quotes[4551] = "Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.";
   q2Quotes[4552] = "Do you want me to suck yours? -- Janet Henry, referring to a lollipop";
   q2Quotes[4553] = "\"That would make it practically impossible to draw a chalk outline.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[4554] = "\"I'm hotter than a well-digger's left nut.\" -- Jen, in an e-mail during one of the hotter summers New York has ever experienced.";
   q2Quotes[4555] = "Praise the sea; on shore remain. -- John Florio";
   q2Quotes[4556] = "A full belly makes a dull brain. -- Ben Franklin [and the local candy machine man. Ed]";
   q2Quotes[4557] = "Ryan: Hey Forrest, I'll pay you a buck if you go get me a bowl of ice cream. Forrest: I'll pay you a buck if you get it yourself. -- Ryan and Forrest demonstrating how television is more important than movement.";
   q2Quotes[4558] = "\"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!\" -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)";
   q2Quotes[4559] = "Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action. -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[4560] = "\"God created the world out of nothing, but the nothingness still shows through.\" -- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard";
   q2Quotes[4561] = "-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.";
   q2Quotes[4562] = "\"Here, here's some cocoa. Can I have the CD-ROM now?\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[4563] = "Don't get even, get jewelry. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[4564] = "Your fortune stateth: You will engage in a profitable business activity.";
   q2Quotes[4565] = "Your fortune stateth: 40 isn't old. If you're a tree.";
   q2Quotes[4566] = "\"This is a picture of the British High Command at the beginning of World War I. These aren't evil men -- some of them aren't even stupid.\" -- G. Dyer";
   q2Quotes[4567] = "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4568] = "\"We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.\" -- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)";
   q2Quotes[4569] = "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black";
   q2Quotes[4570] = "I smell a wumpus.";
   q2Quotes[4571] = "Occasionally I wake up with my hand in my pants... this usually seems to happen around the end of the week. -- Chris R.";
   q2Quotes[4572] = "\"There is hope, but not for us.\" -- Franz Kafka";
   q2Quotes[4573] = "Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA";
   q2Quotes[4574] = "It is much harder to find a job than to keep one. -- Becker's Law";
   q2Quotes[4575] = "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx";
   q2Quotes[4576] = "\"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4577] = "\"Beware of gassy roommates who are synchronized.\" -- written on D and TJ's dorm room door after a night of burritos.";
   q2Quotes[4578] = "PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4579] = "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. -- Moses Hadas, book reviewer";
   q2Quotes[4580] = "The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson";
   q2Quotes[4581] = "\"The trouble is that things *never* get better, they just stay the same, only more so.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Eric_";
   q2Quotes[4582] = "IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4583] = "I want to network every single human brain. -- Ron Urwongse";
   q2Quotes[4584] = "Believe everything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad. -- Honor'e de Balzac";
   q2Quotes[4585] = "Doug: You're possessed. Nikki: Doug, what is this thing you have with possession today? Doug: Possession is nine-tenths of the law.";
   q2Quotes[4586] = "\"At this point you just wind up the B.S. doll and see what come out!\" -- Merritt Gardner (Goshen College math prof.) on what to do when you get stumped in a proof";
   q2Quotes[4587] = "\"If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?\" -- Kate, asking a series of perplexing questions to a bunch of drunks.";
   q2Quotes[4588] = "\"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[4589] = "A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James";
   q2Quotes[4590] = "Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. -- Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)";
   q2Quotes[4591] = "-- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.";
   q2Quotes[4592] = "\"...you can look inside my empty Skittles bag.\" \"There's a stop-motion animation film festival going on in there!\" -- Katie and Megan";
   q2Quotes[4593] = "\"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.\" -- Andy Warhol";
   q2Quotes[4594] = "Oh shut up and go eat a cat. -- Mr. Jaquess, German teacher";
   q2Quotes[4595] = "\"Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.\" -- Leon Trotsky";
   q2Quotes[4596] = "And I was like \"Hey! Woah! Walking pineapple!\" -- Dena";
   q2Quotes[4597] = "What you don't know won't help you much either. -- D. Bennett";
   q2Quotes[4598] = "\"If I had a phaser, I'd be lighting my cigarette off of your flamin' ass!\" -- Erica";
   q2Quotes[4599] = "OZMOSIS: The inability of one's job to live up to one's self-image. -- Douglas Coupland";
   q2Quotes[4600] = "If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.";
   q2Quotes[4601] = "\"Oh wow! I got SPAM!! Look! Come see my SPAM everyone!\" -- My mom's reaction to her first-ever junk e-mail";
   q2Quotes[4602] = "\"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.\" -- Abbie Hoffman";
   q2Quotes[4603] = "Our independent study teacher let us know that she would be absent the next day.... Teacher: \"So what are you guys going to do tomorrow?\" Missy: \"Skip.\"";
   q2Quotes[4604] = "If it ain't broke, don't fix it.";
   q2Quotes[4605] = "Among animals, it's eat or be eaten. Among people it's define or be defined.";
   q2Quotes[4606] = "\"This time next year we'll be tanned muscle-bound aikido-master genius stud philosophers.\" -- A. M. Heublein";
   q2Quotes[4607] = "\"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.\"";
   q2Quotes[4608] = "I am a man: nothing human is alien to me. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)";
   q2Quotes[4609] = "Your fortune stateth: You would if you could but you can't so you won't.";
   q2Quotes[4610] = "Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.";
   q2Quotes[4611] = "\"It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an integrated and unitary set of explanations for my thoughts and feelings.\" -- Bronwyn Davies";
   q2Quotes[4612] = "\"This is my 'the other me' outfit.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[4613] = "Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop III";
   q2Quotes[4614] = "The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used. -- Herbert von Fritzlar";
   q2Quotes[4615] = "\"I really wish you wouldn't mummify me yet\" -- Jimmy";
   q2Quotes[4616] = "\"Did I just inhale, or exhale?\" -- D., under conditions of smoke-induced confusion.";
   q2Quotes[4617] = "Dive right in... one toe at a time. -- Lollie McLain";
   q2Quotes[4618] = "Your fortune stateth: You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.";
   q2Quotes[4619] = "Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.";
   q2Quotes[4620] = "\"Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can; and common sufferings are far stronger links than common joys.\" -- Alphonse de Lamartine";
   q2Quotes[4621] = "Don't get even -- get odd!";
   q2Quotes[4622] = "A: \"Do you miss being single?\" R: \"What? The flailing, the preasure, and the uncertainty? Why would I miss that?\" A: \"Are you talking about being single or being in a relationship?\" -- Amy and Ross";
   q2Quotes[4623] = "Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past! -- Green Lantern Comics";
   q2Quotes[4624] = "You buttered your bread, now lie in it.";
   q2Quotes[4625] = "\"I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.\" -- Thomas Carlyle";
   q2Quotes[4626] = "I don't NEED to wear a hooded sweatshirt to be cool! -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[4627] = "If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince";
   q2Quotes[4628] = "\"Why don't I just go upstairs and give myself a swirly?\" -- Shannon";
   q2Quotes[4629] = "I feed on the flesh of the living -- and I vote.";
   q2Quotes[4630] = "\"I just saw My Best Friend's Funeral.\" -- major Freudian slip after fight with my ex-best friend.";
   q2Quotes[4631] = "Please remain calm, it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.";
   q2Quotes[4632] = "Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4633] = "ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4634] = "\"Worlds may freeze and suns may perish, but there stirs something within us now that can never die again.\" -- H. G. Wells";
   q2Quotes[4635] = "Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb";
   q2Quotes[4636] = "\"I got nine megs of NOUNS!\" -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[4637] = "The superfluous is very necessary. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[4638] = "It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. -- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince";
   q2Quotes[4639] = "\"Do you realize how many children suffer when they get noodles up their noses? Ramen! It's dangerous.\" -- Tab";
   q2Quotes[4640] = "I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz";
   q2Quotes[4641] = "\"Everywhere I go, bands play that same song.\" -- Mike, our less-than-musically-inclined friend, upon hearing a band prepare for a parade by playing a warm-up scale.";
   q2Quotes[4642] = "For some people, the glass is half empty. For others, the glass is half full. For me, well, I just get the backwash at the bottom. -- Jennifer Lane, having a bad day.";
   q2Quotes[4643] = "\"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.\" -- Cyril Connolly";
   q2Quotes[4644] = "Cashier: \"Have a good day\" Loretta: \"If I don\"t--it's my own fault.\"";
   q2Quotes[4645] = "Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner";
   q2Quotes[4646] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.";
   q2Quotes[4647] = "If my head was a bowl with my mouth in the bottom I would drown in the rain -- Kevin Mason";
   q2Quotes[4648] = "A friend in need is a pest indeed.";
   q2Quotes[4649] = "Charles: \"I am the Harbinger of Doom!\" Jimmy: \"What do you do?\" Charles: \"May I iron your nose please?\"";
   q2Quotes[4650] = "Am I the only one who gets really excited by that sign on the Pennsylvania turnpike that reads 'Caution: Wet Descending Curves'? -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[4651] = "I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[4652] = "\"My neighbor snores.\" -- Jen, obsessing over a loud neighbor";
   q2Quotes[4653] = "Your fortune stateth: You will contract a rare disease.";
   q2Quotes[4654] = "Yeah, it's probably the Cheesy Chicken Chowder, because I checked in the trunk and there are no dead bodies. -- Alison";
   q2Quotes[4655] = "\"I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4656] = "Your fortune stateth: You are always busy.";
   q2Quotes[4657] = "Your fortune stateth: Courage is your greatest present need.";
   q2Quotes[4658] = "\"A candour affected is a dagger concealed.\" -- Marcus Aurelius";
   q2Quotes[4659] = "A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman";
   q2Quotes[4660] = "\"Stoicism is the wisdom of madness and cynicism the madness of wisdom.\" -- Bergen Evans";
   q2Quotes[4661] = "Advanced scientific research has shown that tanks do not fly well. You can be thankful that you are not in a tank now. -- on United Airlines, D.C. to Chicago, midflight.";
   q2Quotes[4662] = "Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.";
   q2Quotes[4663] = "Your fortune stateth: Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.";
   q2Quotes[4664] = "That's what she said.";
   q2Quotes[4665] = "Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. -- Vernon Law";
   q2Quotes[4666] = "\"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.\" -- Gloria Steinem";
   q2Quotes[4667] = "\"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.\" -- Richard Nixon";
   q2Quotes[4668] = "\"Wow...cafeteria Nirvana...\" -- Michelle Zalas, staring at a multicolored lasagna";
   q2Quotes[4669] = "Your fortune stateth: Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.";
   q2Quotes[4670] = "\"Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.\" -- Andrew Brown";
   q2Quotes[4671] = "Stephanie called and insisted that she needed a ride, dragging me out of bed at 10 a.m. on a Saturday... Me: \"Okay, now where do you need to go?\" Her: \"I don't care. Let's just ride around; I'm off till Thursday.\"";
   q2Quotes[4672] = "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive! -- Samuel Goldwyn";
   q2Quotes[4673] = "Necessity has no law. -- St. Augustine";
   q2Quotes[4674] = "Laura: I smell like an onion bagel. Becky: No you don't. Laura: Yes I do. Becky: It seems to be more garlic-y.";
   q2Quotes[4675] = "\"There is no such thing as justice in the abstract; it is merely a compact between men.\" -- Epicurus";
   q2Quotes[4676] = "May the twinkle in your eye never be due to the fact that it is glass! -- Kelli Girl";
   q2Quotes[4677] = "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[4678] = "\"Yeah, It's too bad you're in MMMJunior High. When you hit MMMPuberty, then we'll see if you still feel the same.\" -- Kate, after hearing some girls on MTV saying that anyone who doesn't like Hanson is 'MMMJealous'";
   q2Quotes[4679] = "\"A monkey's face is a barometer to his health.\" -- Mr. Grote";
   q2Quotes[4680] = "I don't care if I'm a lemming, I'm still not going.";
   q2Quotes[4681] = "Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. -- Don Marquis";
   q2Quotes[4682] = "Your fortune stateth: If you can read this, you're too close.";
   q2Quotes[4683] = "\"Unemployment has gone from quantitative to qualitative.\" -- Alvin Toffler";
   q2Quotes[4684] = "\"Martyrdom has always been a proof of the intensity, never of the correctness of a belief.\" -- Arthur Schnitzler";
   q2Quotes[4685] = "-- It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.";
   q2Quotes[4686] = "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987";
   q2Quotes[4687] = "\"My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[4688] = "If God is dead, who will save the Queen?";
   q2Quotes[4689] = "You don't know what its like waking up in bed with TWO of your brother's friends.... -- me, after a passing out playing video games";
   q2Quotes[4690] = "\"Optimism is the content of small men in high places.\" -- F. Scott Fitzgerald";
   q2Quotes[4691] = "Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman";
   q2Quotes[4692] = "But there's nothing romantic about a bottle! Oh! Never mind. -- Shannon";
   q2Quotes[4693] = "\"Ya know, twinkies wouldn't even last as long as they do now around Rando if they were purple.\" -- Tyro";
   q2Quotes[4694] = "All I want out of life is a BIG, BIG, bathroom! -- Devon";
   q2Quotes[4695] = "\"Don't make me piss on your chicken sandwich\" -- Jason McCartney";
   q2Quotes[4696] = "There are three things I always forget. Names, faces -- the third I can't remember. -- Italo Svevo";
   q2Quotes[4697] = "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. [Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.]";
   q2Quotes[4698] = "What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[4699] = "Your fortune stateth: Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.";
   q2Quotes[4700] = "Mike was hoping to pick Eliza up... Eliza: \"What are your feelings on linoleum?\" Mike: \"Erotic.\"";
   q2Quotes[4701] = "When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!";
   q2Quotes[4702] = "Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. -- Thornton Wilder";
   q2Quotes[4703] = "Emily: \"Asher. That's such a cool name! What's your last name?\" Asher: \"Pimplefart.\" Emily: \"Oh... wow.\"";
   q2Quotes[4704] = "Blair: Oh, I think we should take pictures of us! Melissa: No. Uh-uh. Blair: Yeah, c'mon. We look hilarious. Melissa: No. I don't want my friends to know how easy it is for me to look like a man.";
   q2Quotes[4705] = "\"Our bus driver is God. We got down the Jersey Turnpike in two hours.\" -- Mr. Fulwiler, Histroy Teacher.";
   q2Quotes[4706] = "\"Do I have to take the wrapper off before I put the pizza in the oven?\" -- Susie, a newlywed, calling her big sister for advice on fixing dinner.";
   q2Quotes[4707] = "\"Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.\" -- Jeremy Bentham";
   q2Quotes[4708] = "Okay, now all I need is the other third of this pig. -- Alana, working on a puzzle with a friend.";
   q2Quotes[4709] = "\"Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best -- or worst, depending on what is posted on any particular day.\" -- David Fiedler";
   q2Quotes[4710] = "\"Hey! I'm a chemical!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[4711] = "Look before you leap. -- Samuel Butler";
   q2Quotes[4712] = "Know her mind and you can have her body, know her heart and you have her soul. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[4713] = "\"When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[4714] = "It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[4715] = "\"You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.\" -- Charles Haddon Spurgeon";
   q2Quotes[4716] = "\"Last night I did my history homework with a big pencil.\" -- Missy";
   q2Quotes[4717] = "I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.";
   q2Quotes[4718] = "\"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily.\" -- David Byrne";
   q2Quotes[4719] = "\"You can ride with me. I'm over 60.\" \"No you're not. You're 16.\" -- Overheard at Cedar Point, where you had to be 60\" to ride this one ride...";
   q2Quotes[4720] = "\"All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with.\" -- Adam Richardson";
   q2Quotes[4721] = "At a poster sale: Katherine: Look, the Baby-Sitter's CLub! MK: Uh, Katherine, that's the Breakfast Club.";
   q2Quotes[4722] = "I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.";
   q2Quotes[4723] = "I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[4724] = "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[4725] = "\"...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'...\" -- Emo Philips";
   q2Quotes[4726] = "\"Laws don't work, unless they merely codify generally accepted behavior, in which case they are probably unnecessary.\" -- tom@genie.slhs.udel.edu";
   q2Quotes[4727] = "Jennifer: \"I can't get this dang phone to work!\" Tim: \"You're trying to call Dan Fogleberg?\"";
   q2Quotes[4728] = "\"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.\" -- J. R. R. Tolkien";
   q2Quotes[4729] = "Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[4730] = "Kinney: Dana, is the air conditioner on or is the heater on? Dana: Why, Kinney? Kinney: 'Cause there's some air blowing on me and I wanna know if it's hot or cold!";
   q2Quotes[4731] = "\"What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely.\" -- Franklin P. Jones";
   q2Quotes[4732] = "Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95";
   q2Quotes[4733] = "Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[4734] = "But a stranger in a strange land, he is no one: men know him not-and to know not is to care not for. -- Bram Stoker, Dracula, 1897";
   q2Quotes[4735] = "Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.";
   q2Quotes[4736] = "\"There were times when I'd vomit in fluorescent colors to this, but now I respect it as a torture device.\" -- Jason Holliman, talking about the Spice Girls song \"Wannabe\".";
   q2Quotes[4737] = "Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.";
   q2Quotes[4738] = "\"Nothing like seeing your best friend do something better than me to get me motivated!\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[4739] = "No more yearning, no more crying, just jump on and explode! -- Aya";
   q2Quotes[4740] = "\"Everyone who has a friend drinks. If you drink, you'll become pregnant. Does that mean that everyone who has a friend is pregnant?\" -- Kelly";
   q2Quotes[4741] = "\"Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock.\" -- New York Times";
   q2Quotes[4742] = "\"Hey, why's he keep riding up his pants like that?\" \"Have no idea, darling. Either he's got an atomic wedgie, he's fingering himself, or he's got a bad case of jock itch.\" -- Will, while watching Michael Jackson's \"In the Closet\" video.";
   q2Quotes[4743] = "\"That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude.\" -- Alexander Meigs Haig, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[4744] = "Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting";
   q2Quotes[4745] = "In charity there is no excess. -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[4746] = "You know, it's really a shame that Shaquille O'Neal thinks he's an actor. -- Benji";
   q2Quotes[4747] = "Your fortune stateth: You need more time; and you probably always will.";
   q2Quotes[4748] = "Do YOU have redeeming social value?";
   q2Quotes[4749] = "If you know the answer to a question, don't ask. -- Petersen Nesbit";
   q2Quotes[4750] = "\"Keep out of children.\" -- on a machine full of knives in shop class";
   q2Quotes[4751] = "It's a miracle! I got my balance! -- Heather, when she learned to ride a two wheeler.";
   q2Quotes[4752] = "Jess: that makes no ... Jes (different person, with a totally unrelated comment): Cheese? Kelly: NO CHEESE! NO CHEESE!!!!";
   q2Quotes[4753] = "Your fortune stateth: A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama! -- The Palindromist";
   q2Quotes[4754] = "Could you possibly be any stupider? Of course you -- oh, nevermind. You were right. -- overheard in a high school hallway";
   q2Quotes[4755] = "Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud";
   q2Quotes[4756] = "\"This isn't going to stop me from speeding.\" -- Dianne, to the cop who pulled her over and wrote her a six-point ticket for doing 65mph in a 20mph school zone.";
   q2Quotes[4757] = "Who knew that strawberry milk would be such a lightening rod of controversy? -- Tim Bland";
   q2Quotes[4758] = "Me: Excuse me, is this the road to Culver City? Farmer: It used to be.";
   q2Quotes[4759] = "\"Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.\" -- Alexander Pope";
   q2Quotes[4760] = "Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton";
   q2Quotes[4761] = "Hell is a half-filled auditorium. -- Robert Frost";
   q2Quotes[4762] = "\"Sure I'm a complete loser! But is it better to say that you're a complete loser, or that you're a complete loser that works at Wal-Mart?\" -- Jason Holliman (there were a lot of good quotes from the day that I quit Wal-Mart...)";
   q2Quotes[4763] = "Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.";
   q2Quotes[4764] = "Your fortune stateth: You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind.";
   q2Quotes[4765] = "\"When you're cool, the world is pouring mud up your nose.\"";
   q2Quotes[4766] = "Can I have a hamburger with no meat, cheese, or mayo, please? -- My vegetarian friend July Sanders at McDonald's.";
   q2Quotes[4767] = "Moebius always does it on the same side.";
   q2Quotes[4768] = "\"Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito Lay.\" -- Josh, drunk and inspecting a potato chip bag.";
   q2Quotes[4769] = "\"Not An Exit\" -- Sign below the \"Exit\" sign in The Parlor, Michigan's oldest ice cream store.";
   q2Quotes[4770] = "\"I'm a Jedi of the Far Side\" -- Brent";
   q2Quotes[4771] = "Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.";
   q2Quotes[4772] = "\"Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart.\"  \"Oh, yeah? What's he look like?\"  \"Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and paper boots.\"  \"What's he wanted for?\"  \"Rustling.\"";
   q2Quotes[4773] = "Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa";
   q2Quotes[4774] = "JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BIG AND YELLOW DOESN'T MAKE YOU GOD!!!! -- Me, screaming at a school bus that pulled out in front of me.";
   q2Quotes[4775] = "\"Guacamole!\" -- Jason";
   q2Quotes[4776] = "\"The straightest line between a short distance is two points.\" -- Kellie explaining geometry";
   q2Quotes[4777] = "\"Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4778] = "I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.";
   q2Quotes[4779] = "If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush... -- Dawn French";
   q2Quotes[4780] = "Brock: Well ya see... Its a field of sound that gets enhanced with... um... digital thingies. Aaron: Oh... Yeah.";
   q2Quotes[4781] = "\"The movie is rated R. I'm hoping for the best.\" -- Chris, Cal State, Bakersfield";
   q2Quotes[4782] = "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[4783] = "\"The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still 'tis nonsense.\" -- Benjamin Franklin";
   q2Quotes[4784] = "\"You can't do that, Time!\" -- Sharon, my mom, suddenly turning around and exclaiming to me (in the back seat of the car). We still haven't figured out what she was talking about.";
   q2Quotes[4785] = "What is the sound of one hand clapping?";
   q2Quotes[4786] = "\"If I'd had a normal life, I'd quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now.\" -- Rich Beischer";
   q2Quotes[4787] = "\"Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy.\" -- Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim";
   q2Quotes[4788] = "Things are more like they used to be than they are now.";
   q2Quotes[4789] = "\"Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if the goods are worthless.\" -- Sinclair Lewis";
   q2Quotes[4790] = "\"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?\" -- Henry Ward Beecher";
   q2Quotes[4791] = "Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason";
   q2Quotes[4792] = "\"Go ahead and do it; it is easier to apologize than to get permission.\" -- Admiral Grace Hopper";
   q2Quotes[4793] = "Jill: Crackers don't fly. Deborah: I know, but I thought I'd try. -- After an attempt to toss a package of Saltines rather than walk over to Jill and give them to her.";
   q2Quotes[4794] = "\"I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.\" -- Tom Neff";
   q2Quotes[4795] = "\"Don't eat my elbow!\" -- Katie";
   q2Quotes[4796] = "A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).";
   q2Quotes[4797] = "Nick: \"I'm thinking of putting that in the 'classified'...\" Me: \"Let's see.\" Nick's ad says: \"Exchange roommate for color TV.\" Me: \"I'm not sure this is going to work.\"";
   q2Quotes[4798] = "\"#3535. Contemporaneous exposition is in general the best.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[4799] = "\"At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.\" -- Ludwig Wittgenstein";
   q2Quotes[4800] = "\"Danger: Retarded Pitt Bull High On Angel Dust.\" -- Sign on dorm room door at UVA";
   q2Quotes[4801] = "\"I'd feel a lot better if there weren't M&M's in my ear.\" -- Anthony";
   q2Quotes[4802] = "\"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.\" -- Terry Pratchett";
   q2Quotes[4803] = "Your fortune stateth: You teach best what you most need to learn.";
   q2Quotes[4804] = "I don't have a nose anymore and I'm perfectly happy. -- Stacy";
   q2Quotes[4805] = "It takes a lot of stamps to return a mail order bride. -- S. Joslin";
   q2Quotes[4806] = "Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.";
   q2Quotes[4807] = "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[4808] = "*Whack!* \"Enough of your snicker bars!\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[4809] = "\"Kick him and run!\" -- first uttered by Julie at 'Jerry McGuire'";
   q2Quotes[4810] = "Doug: \"Which way at the fork?\" Me: \"Left.\" Doug: (Wiggling the car back & forth at 60 mph) \"Which way is left?\"";
   q2Quotes[4811] = "\"Architecture in general is frozen music.\" -- Friedrich von Schelling";
   q2Quotes[4812] = "It is better to be a happy chicken than a sick tiger -- Tiffany Gordon";
   q2Quotes[4813] = "Your fortune stateth: You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.";
   q2Quotes[4814] = "Why do seagulls live near the sea? 'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.";
   q2Quotes[4815] = "\"Don't do it, Jimmy. 'Cos if you do, I'll hafta cook you up like a punk-ass trickster.\" -- Eric Fitzpatrick (in response to threat of being pranked by his flat-mate)";
   q2Quotes[4816] = "\"Do you happen to have a stomach pump with you?\" -- a diner at McDonald's";
   q2Quotes[4817] = "What color is a chameleon on a mirror?";
   q2Quotes[4818] = "Sorry. I forget what I was going to say.";
   q2Quotes[4819] = "\"Conference call! Woo-Hoo!\" -- me";
   q2Quotes[4820] = "Pauca sed matura. [Few but excellent.] -- Gauss";
   q2Quotes[4821] = "FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4822] = "The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much, heavier.";
   q2Quotes[4823] = "\"Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.\" -- William Pitt";
   q2Quotes[4824] = "\"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[4825] = "Proof by omission: The reader may easily supply the details. The other 253 cases are analogous.";
   q2Quotes[4826] = "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin";
   q2Quotes[4827] = "MISFORTUNE, n. The kind of fortune that never misses. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4828] = "ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one accused of unusualness. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4829] = "\"I'm not going to throw a piece of frosting encrusted cake in your direction\" -- Dr. French";
   q2Quotes[4830] = "When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve. -- Francois Cavanna";
   q2Quotes[4831] = "-- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.";
   q2Quotes[4832] = "\"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?\" -- Ursula K. Leguin";
   q2Quotes[4833] = "RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4834] = "\"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.\" -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[4835] = "While driving fast: Karen: We're going to make this light. Matthew (frightened): Um, no we're not. Karen: Oh. I was looking at the wrong light.";
   q2Quotes[4836] = "It is hotter than the Hinges of He**! -- Kimberly Warzelha, who also says: If you do not get this you are more lost than I am!";
   q2Quotes[4837] = "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[4838] = "\"You been droppin' science!\" -- Chris Fujiyoshi (while interviewing an applicant who had a tech degree)";
   q2Quotes[4839] = "\"It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.\" -- John Andrew Holmes";
   q2Quotes[4840] = "\"There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.\" -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[4841] = "\"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[4842] = "\"The education of a man is never completed until he dies.\" -- Robert Edward Lee";
   q2Quotes[4843] = "\"When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.\" -- Thomas Paine";
   q2Quotes[4844] = "That made Homey very unhappy. -- Overheard in the kitchen as my Uncle Bear dropped an egg on the floor.";
   q2Quotes[4845] = "Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box. -- Wil Shriner";
   q2Quotes[4846] = "After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. -- Italian proverb";
   q2Quotes[4847] = "Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi";
   q2Quotes[4848] = "\"You are bound and determined to cut off your head, despite your nose, aren't you.\" -- Colleen, to her niece";
   q2Quotes[4849] = "\"Try this at home.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus, about supernovas.";
   q2Quotes[4850] = "\"Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.\" -- Stewart Brand";
   q2Quotes[4851] = "There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes";
   q2Quotes[4852] = "\"Want some fries with that shake, honey?\" -- Heard while passing a bench-load of 18 year-old guys, now a favorite pick-up line";
   q2Quotes[4853] = "\"No Diggity! I got to bag it up!\" -- My Geometry teacher's response when asked why he was putting the TV in a bag";
   q2Quotes[4854] = "\"Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.\" -- Bellamy Brooks";
   q2Quotes[4855] = "Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt";
   q2Quotes[4856] = "You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi";
   q2Quotes[4857] = "\"Isn't it ironic -- if I were to take a leak right here, they'd slap the cuffs on me and take me to jail, but if I wade out ten more feet it becomes perfectly acceptable.\" -- Ron, at the beach.";
   q2Quotes[4858] = "Your fortune stateth: You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far.  Especially if they are dead.";
   q2Quotes[4859] = "Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. -- Alfred Hitchcock";
   q2Quotes[4860] = "\"Suspenders were found in the east hall. They are now in the front office.\" -- read over our high school's announcement system";
   q2Quotes[4861] = "\"Two is a couple, three is a crowd, four is two couples, five is a couple and a crowd, six is either three couples or two crowds...\" -- Alf";
   q2Quotes[4862] = "\"Okay, people, one last time. It's not Shakesphere, it's not Shakespeer, it's Shakespeare. And Macbeth is NOT a burger.\" -- my English prof";
   q2Quotes[4863] = "Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?";
   q2Quotes[4864] = "Jenn: \"We are the only team in the diocese with a perfect record. It's 0 and 8.\" -- Cheerleader Jenn, talking to dad at the end of football season, 7th grade.";
   q2Quotes[4865] = "\"Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world.\" -- Bob Black";
   q2Quotes[4866] = "English is very squishy. -- Steve Hanson";
   q2Quotes[4867] = "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones";
   q2Quotes[4868] = "Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[4869] = "...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words";
   q2Quotes[4870] = "\"I've been noticing that short people have big teeth.\" -- Melissa";
   q2Quotes[4871] = "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner";
   q2Quotes[4872] = "Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.";
   q2Quotes[4873] = "When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict";
   q2Quotes[4874] = "\"Close but no cheese!\" -- Kim";
   q2Quotes[4875] = "\"Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.\" -- Winston Churchill";
   q2Quotes[4876] = "Your fortune stateth: You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.";
   q2Quotes[4877] = "\"Scott squeezes the life out of Sigma Chi like the juice from the last lemon wedge on a plate of well-fried catfish.\" -- Big Sean";
   q2Quotes[4878] = "\"Oooh! Free toothpick!\" -- Melissa, ordering free stuff over the Internet.";
   q2Quotes[4879] = "The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[4880] = "\"My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.'\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[4881] = "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings";
   q2Quotes[4882] = "\"Lauyrn, sometimes I wish I could just transfer my brain into your head.\" -- After I told my friend Lauryn something and she couldn't \"get it\".";
   q2Quotes[4883] = "\"Where's my thing?\" -- Michelle Zalas, looking for her binder";
   q2Quotes[4884] = "\"My dog signed it too. Sorry.\" -- what Zach Horowitz wrote on his K2 snowboarding contract where his dog had chewed off the corner.";
   q2Quotes[4885] = "\"Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon.\" -- Dave Sim";
   q2Quotes[4886] = "\"The way of the portable computer user is as a stony path strewn with plugs and sockets, all the wrong size...\" -- Terry Pratchett";
   q2Quotes[4887] = "I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like a black mistake. -- D. H. Lawrence";
   q2Quotes[4888] = "ADMONITION, n. Gentle reproof, as with a meat-axe. Friendly warning. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4889] = "\"I'll take Fucking Clues for $200.\" -- Mark";
   q2Quotes[4890] = "Your fortune stateth: Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.";
   q2Quotes[4891] = "\"I wish we could live life like a musical.\" -- Bonnie Chan, spontaneously during Calculus class.";
   q2Quotes[4892] = "We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Stael";
   q2Quotes[4893] = "\"I'm bisexual ... in theory.\" --Thad E.";
   q2Quotes[4894] = "\"Auuuggghhhh! It's that stupid coco-jambo song again. Every time I hear it it makes me wanna run around and punch myself in the head to try and drown it out! That, or change the station.\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[4895] = "\"The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when the masks are dropped.\" -- Arthur Schopenhauer";
   q2Quotes[4896] = "\"Usenet: a vast collection of people being polite to each other in the most creative possible ways!\" -- James 'Kibo' Parry";
   q2Quotes[4897] = "RESIGN, v.t. To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4898] = "\"Don't bring candy to class unless you have enough for everyone. Or at least for me.\" -- Mrs. Spray";
   q2Quotes[4899] = "Do not sit on a mad cat.I learned that the hard way. -- Googiey";
   q2Quotes[4900] = "Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. -- Irene Peter";
   q2Quotes[4901] = "Your fortune stateth: You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.";
   q2Quotes[4902] = "Duckies are fun!";
   q2Quotes[4903] = "Your fortune stateth: A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.";
   q2Quotes[4904] = "Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.";
   q2Quotes[4905] = "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4906] = "Your fortune stateth: Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)";
   q2Quotes[4907] = "Your fortune stateth: Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.";
   q2Quotes[4908] = "\"The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.\" -- Paul Karl Feyerabend";
   q2Quotes[4909] = "\"I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.\" -- Evelyn Waugh";
   q2Quotes[4910] = "\"Don't be part of the problem, be the problem!\" -- Sara Giddings";
   q2Quotes[4911] = "\"The drug user drowns in the same pool mystics swim in.\" -- Joseph Campbell";
   q2Quotes[4912] = "There's...There's the window. [Three hours pass.] You know when I said there's the window I was going to say there's the moon, but then I thought, maybe it's just a street light, and I didn't want to sound stupid. -- Alison";
   q2Quotes[4913] = "Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.";
   q2Quotes[4914] = "\"I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.\" -- Alfred Hitchcock";
   q2Quotes[4915] = "\"Whoa, check out this tapestry...it's like the tree of life or the tree of knowledge or some s***.\" -- Mitch Thieman";
   q2Quotes[4916] = "If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer";
   q2Quotes[4917] = "\"Mathematics may humbly help in the market-place, but it also reaches to the stars.\" -- Herbert Westren Turnbull";
   q2Quotes[4918] = "\"I cannot respect any song that uses the word 'yo' in it's lyrics.\" -- Jen, talking about the Spice Girls song \"Wannabe\"";
   q2Quotes[4919] = "I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995";
   q2Quotes[4920] = "I don't want to hear my brilliant T-bone turn into a sausage. -- English professor talking about something (I have no clue what).";
   q2Quotes[4921] = "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[4922] = "\"In nature, there are neither rewards or punishments -- there are consequences.\" -- Robert Green Ingersoll";
   q2Quotes[4923] = "\"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.\" -- Robert R. Coveyou";
   q2Quotes[4924] = "Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. -- motto of the Christopher Society";
   q2Quotes[4925] = "Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984";
   q2Quotes[4926] = "NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[4927] = "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me death! -- Patrick Henry";
   q2Quotes[4928] = "Oh, they've got little... things... full of... stuff. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[4929] = "\"That hurts... never roll on the floor if you don't have much rolling room.\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[4930] = "kids -- Use \"children,\" unless you are talking about goats. -- The Associated Press Stylebook";
   q2Quotes[4931] = "What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -- Crowfoot, Blackfoot warrior and orator, 1890";
   q2Quotes[4932] = "ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911";
   q2Quotes[4933] = "The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)";
   q2Quotes[4934] = "All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.";
   q2Quotes[4935] = "Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles. -- Sven Italla";
   q2Quotes[4936] = "\"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.\" -- Emo Philips";
   q2Quotes[4937] = "The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak. -- Wavy Gravy";
   q2Quotes[4938] = "Okay I'm just trying to get my eye back together. -- Aviry altering a picture on the net";
   q2Quotes[4939] = "What's another word for \"Thesaurus?\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[4940] = "There are no rules for March. March is spring, sort of, usually, March means maybe, but don't bet on it.";
   q2Quotes[4941] = "During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon. In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher. She's a women who conks to stupor.";
   q2Quotes[4942] = "I want a stalker. But just for a day. -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[4943] = "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller";
   q2Quotes[4944] = "\"The world is complex. Sendmail.cf reflects this...\" -- Robbie Honerkamp";
   q2Quotes[4945] = "\"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[4946] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Kohn";
   q2Quotes[4947] = "\"Practice does not make perfect; perfect practice makes perfect.\" -- Vince Lombardi";
   q2Quotes[4948] = "\"Pleasure is nature's test, her sign of approval.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[4949] = "Save the whales. Collect the whole set.";
   q2Quotes[4950] = "I think i am stuck in an infinite loop.... Should I wait for it to stop? -- FORTRAN college student";
   q2Quotes[4951] = "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[4952] = "Please don't beat up the bunny. -- Myself at school in the morning before I went to put on a rabbit costume and walk around lunch to advertise the school play. (The things people do to suck up to drama teachers....)";
   q2Quotes[4953] = "Your fortune stateth: You will pay for your sins.  If you have already paid, please disregard this message.";
   q2Quotes[4954] = "\"You only live once, so live under as many false names as possible.\" -- Dana McManus";
   q2Quotes[4955] = "Remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.";
   q2Quotes[4956] = "I thought it was a marashino cherry! I swear! -- Jaryn's mom, a.k.a. DeadMeat, after she bit her husband's lip so hard that it bled.";
   q2Quotes[4957] = "\"Well, my head's cold in the shade, so I think the salad will be fine.\" -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[4958] = "\"I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.\" -- Paul Tsongas";
   q2Quotes[4959] = "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. -- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962";
   q2Quotes[4960] = "Your fortune stateth: You can rent this space for only $5 a week.";
   q2Quotes[4961] = "Ambition is not a vice of little people. -- Michel de Montaigne";
   q2Quotes[4962] = "If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams";
   q2Quotes[4963] = "\"If I ever cut down a tree and it screamed, I'd cry.\" -- Mary, during the middle of a discussion on evolution.";
   q2Quotes[4964] = "Don't make me kill you and eat you. -- Mike Bossart";
   q2Quotes[4965] = "\"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.\" -- Janis Joplin";
   q2Quotes[4966] = "Jen's Japanese High School Principal at her farewell: \"You will go back. Meet a nice boy. Get married. Take care of the children and make a happy home.\" Jen: \"I'll do what?\"";
   q2Quotes[4967] = "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[4968] = "Save the bales!";
   q2Quotes[4969] = "I have become me without my consent.";
   q2Quotes[4970] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be Told about it Tomorrow.  Go Home and Prepare Thyself.";
   q2Quotes[4971] = "\"Hello bus? What time do you leave?\" -- Margaret, calling the bus depot.";
   q2Quotes[4972] = "\"The Bible doesn't forbid suicide. It's Catholic directive, intended to slow down their loss of martyrs.\" -- Ellen Blackstone";
   q2Quotes[4973] = "\"The toys in this machine are not for consuption\" -- The sign on the gumball machine at Toys 'R' Us in Saskatoon.";
   q2Quotes[4974] = "I would just run out of things to say if I didn't have such hell experiences with large appliances. -- UCI Honors Student.";
   q2Quotes[4975] = "\"I'll just abandon my dream of painless employment and settle for random shooting sprees in a misguided effort to prove that factory work is cruel and unusual punishment.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[4976] = "Jess: \"You are so inept!\" Sarah: \"I never said I was ept!\"";
   q2Quotes[4977] = "Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility.";
   q2Quotes[4978] = "Remembering is for those who have forgotten. -- Chinese proverb";
   q2Quotes[4979] = "Your fortune stateth: You have many friends and very few living enemies.";
   q2Quotes[4980] = "\"To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.\" -- St. Augustine";
   q2Quotes[4981] = "\"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.\" -- Adam Smith";
   q2Quotes[4982] = "This is the fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, dying words";
   q2Quotes[4983] = "\"If I didn't have writing, I'd be running down the street hurling grenades in people's faces.\" -- Paul Fussell";
   q2Quotes[4984] = "\"If the Justice Brandeis statue is supposed to represent Truth, what would it represent if an out-of-control jeep with the statue at the driver's seat plowed into a crowd of people?\" -- S.D. Gage";
   q2Quotes[4985] = "Look ere ye leap. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[4986] = "\"I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.\" -- Erin Cleary";
   q2Quotes[4987] = "Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.";
   q2Quotes[4988] = "\"I totally couldn't see her face, you know, because I'm as blind as a.... blind thing.\" -- Sarah G.";
   q2Quotes[4989] = "\"That's GOTTA be a cathedral. It has those DUDES on it.\" \"Jess, that's Jesus.\" -- Jess and Mel in London";
   q2Quotes[4990] = "My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov";
   q2Quotes[4991] = "Don't I know you?";
   q2Quotes[4992] = "\"Oh, wait... I got to get into the sun... AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!\" -- Bill, dealing with brain freeze after eating a Mr. Icee.";
   q2Quotes[4993] = "They walk backwards to walk forwards. -- Devon, about historians.";
   q2Quotes[4994] = "You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern University, teaching an honors calculus course";
   q2Quotes[4995] = "With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[4996] = "The only constant is change.";
   q2Quotes[4997] = "\"Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.\" -- Mark A. Overby";
   q2Quotes[4998] = "A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.";
   q2Quotes[4999] = "\"Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa. Nothing personal, I just fear the unfamiliar.\" -- Marge Simpson";
   q2Quotes[5000] = "Julie: \"Wasn't the trail wider before?\" Jen: \"I seem to remember the trail being taller.\" -- commenting on the overgrown Little Si trail.";
   q2Quotes[5001] = "There's nothing worse than a wet sock. -- Anne on realizing her socks were soaked with beer";
   q2Quotes[5002] = "\"If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.\" -- Turkish proverb";
   q2Quotes[5003] = "Run from old mexicans that blow kisses! -- Amy, age 16";
   q2Quotes[5004] = "\"Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5005] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.";
   q2Quotes[5006] = "You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way. -- Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[5007] = "Your fortune stateth: You'll never be the man your mother was!";
   q2Quotes[5008] = "\"I don't just take off my clothes for no reason.... there's always a purpose behind it.\" -- Brooke";
   q2Quotes[5009] = "\"If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him.\" -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy";
   q2Quotes[5010] = "He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez";
   q2Quotes[5011] = "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Lavner";
   q2Quotes[5012] = "I am always right! I am never wrong! Except about those two things... -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[5013] = "\"It's all just semantics until somebody loses an eye.\" -- Erin Lynn";
   q2Quotes[5014] = "Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.";
   q2Quotes[5015] = "Think sideways! -- Ed De Bono";
   q2Quotes[5016] = "So, do you mind if I cut your apple? -- K.T., trying to sound really sexy at lunch time.";
   q2Quotes[5017] = "Your fortune stateth: You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.";
   q2Quotes[5018] = "\"The thing about iron is that you generally don't have to think fast in dealing with it.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Lords and Ladies_";
   q2Quotes[5019] = "Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)";
   q2Quotes[5020] = "\"When in doubt, go for the dick joke.\" -- Robin Williams";
   q2Quotes[5021] = "Your fortune stateth: Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.";
   q2Quotes[5022] = "Gloffing is a state of mine.";
   q2Quotes[5023] = "Ring around the collar.";
   q2Quotes[5024] = "\"Never do inhalants while standing.\" -- Larry informing Jimmy about how he hurt his head.";
   q2Quotes[5025] = "\"Beware of silent men and still water\" -- Ali Raza";
   q2Quotes[5026] = "Your fortune stateth: This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.";
   q2Quotes[5027] = "Age before beauty; and pearls before swine. -- Dorothy Parker";
   q2Quotes[5028] = "\"The jig's up, Elman.\" \"Which jig?\" -- Jeff Elman";
   q2Quotes[5029] = "We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters";
   q2Quotes[5030] = "Karen: \"You talk so much!\" Jackie: \"I have so much to say!\"";
   q2Quotes[5031] = "\"The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[5032] = "Your fortune stateth: Be cautious in your daily affairs.";
   q2Quotes[5033] = "The sun fell on my head during the night. The rest of the solar system seems okay though. -- Matthew";
   q2Quotes[5034] = "\"When people have trouble communicating, the least they can do is to shut up.\" -- Tom Lehrer";
   q2Quotes[5035] = "Your fortune stateth: There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.";
   q2Quotes[5036] = "There's no heavier burden than a great potential.";
   q2Quotes[5037] = "An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.";
   q2Quotes[5038] = "Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. -- John Stuart Mill";
   q2Quotes[5039] = "\"Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.\" -- Dalin B. Oaks";
   q2Quotes[5040] = "\"They're not intrepid, they're blue.\" -- Megan";
   q2Quotes[5041] = "\"Man, I hate it when I want to write the letter 'V', but I write 'W' by accident.\" -- Aaron H.";
   q2Quotes[5042] = "Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?";
   q2Quotes[5043] = "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone";
   q2Quotes[5044] = "Your fortune stateth: Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.";
   q2Quotes[5045] = "John: \"What day was it, Grandma?\" Grandma Alice: \"Oh you know, it was the other day before yesterday after tommorow.\"";
   q2Quotes[5046] = "You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach";
   q2Quotes[5047] = "\"'All holy piety in public, and all peeled grapes and self-indulgence in private.'\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[5048] = "If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[5049] = "Huh?";
   q2Quotes[5050] = "\"Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.\" -- Margaret Thatcher";
   q2Quotes[5051] = "Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[5052] = "Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand. -- Spinoza";
   q2Quotes[5053] = "The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.";
   q2Quotes[5054] = "\"You know that show \"Friday Night,\" on right after Saturday Night Live, can't believe you've never seen it on every Saturday\" -- Dan trying to explain to a friend.";
   q2Quotes[5055] = "\"If there were a verb meaning 'to believe falsely,' it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.\" -- Ludwig Wittgenstein";
   q2Quotes[5056] = "It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)";
   q2Quotes[5057] = "A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. -- Meat Loaf, from the song \"Wasted Youth\" on the album Bat Out of Hell II";
   q2Quotes[5058] = "*looking up* \"Where?\" -- Me, after being told the word 'gullible' was written on the ceiling.";
   q2Quotes[5059] = "\"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5060] = "He stresses me out! His sweater's on backwards! -- Lesley Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[5061] = "\"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.\" -- Alexander Smith";
   q2Quotes[5062] = "Your fortune stateth: Today is the last day of your life so far.";
   q2Quotes[5063] = "Eh! Je suis leur chef, il fallait bien les suivre. (Ah well! I am their leader, I really ought to follow them.) -- Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin";
   q2Quotes[5064] = "A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator, \"This is a parson to parson call.\"";
   q2Quotes[5065] = "UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5066] = "\"With a name like Vixxxen, didn't her parents know she was going to grow up to be a porn star?\" -- Wayne, while watching Jerry Springer.";
   q2Quotes[5067] = "Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb";
   q2Quotes[5068] = "A: You know, you owe me a lot money. M: Don't worry, I'll pay you back. A: I thought part of the deal was you helping me get some. [Short Pause] A: Indirectly, of course.";
   q2Quotes[5069] = "\"There is this special biologist word we use for 'stable.' It is 'dead.'\" -- Jack Cohen";
   q2Quotes[5070] = "\"Now, if you see that your lab partner has ignited himself, please put him out.\" -- Mrs. Hoehn, high school chem teacher.";
   q2Quotes[5071] = "I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character created by author A. A. Milne";
   q2Quotes[5072] = "My, how you've changed since I've changed.";
   q2Quotes[5073] = "\"My next performance will be at eight o'clock.\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben (after falling down the stairs)";
   q2Quotes[5074] = "\"I'm not saying God's a girl...\" -- Mrs. Zeidler";
   q2Quotes[5075] = "\"You have procmail. That counts as lube.\" -- ambar@clock.org";
   q2Quotes[5076] = "\"Traveling there was really boring so I headed for the ditch. It was a rough ride but I met more interesting people there.\" -- Neil Young";
   q2Quotes[5077] = "Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.";
   q2Quotes[5078] = "\"It's quite blue, the blue.\" -- Jeppe, about a great blue painting.";
   q2Quotes[5079] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.";
   q2Quotes[5080] = "\"I'm working on accepting my inner scumbag.\" -- Troy";
   q2Quotes[5081] = "A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers";
   q2Quotes[5082] = "Your fortune stateth: You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation.";
   q2Quotes[5083] = "Your fortune stateth: Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.";
   q2Quotes[5084] = "\"Christianity makes suffering contagious.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[5085] = "Imagine if we peed with our breasts... -- Jill";
   q2Quotes[5086] = "Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -- Amy Bloom";
   q2Quotes[5087] = "RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5088] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.";
   q2Quotes[5089] = "KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a \"crowned head,\" although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5090] = "\"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.'\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[5091] = "Hey, I'd be a good lawyer! (Pause) If I don't become a fashion model first. -- A comment blurted out in my history class";
   q2Quotes[5092] = "Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.";
   q2Quotes[5093] = "\"Will you go out with me? I want to see if I'm a lesbian.\" -- Aurora-Christine, after her friend told her about not knowing if she was a lesbian.";
   q2Quotes[5094] = "\"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.\" -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[5095] = "A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings";
   q2Quotes[5096] = "Ever have one of those days when you realize you never wanted to be a responsible adult? -- Steve Schwartz";
   q2Quotes[5097] = "What a hoe, raking the rice fields of Bangladesh! -- Lisa";
   q2Quotes[5098] = "\"Television is for appearing on -- not for looking at.\" -- Noel Coward";
   q2Quotes[5099] = "Above all things, reverence yourself.";
   q2Quotes[5100] = "The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless. -- Hosea Ballou";
   q2Quotes[5101] = "Hi. I don't know how I got here. Buy me something. --Amanda";
   q2Quotes[5102] = "\"OH! The Portuguese lesbian!! The Portuguese lesbian!! I remember now!\" -- Exclaimed during a quiet moment in History last year, while Kate and Stephanie were trying to find a way to rememeber that the capital of Portugal is Lisbon.";
   q2Quotes[5103] = "\"Maybe after dark, the jack fairies will come and put all of the jacks up.\" -- Kathy, at the end of a day of building a house. (Jacks are the part of a building frame that go above the windows to hold up your roof.)";
   q2Quotes[5104] = "May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.";
   q2Quotes[5105] = "\"One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.\" -- Chateaubriand";
   q2Quotes[5106] = "Your fortune stateth: Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.";
   q2Quotes[5107] = "\"But that's no reason to put acid in a man's pants.\" -- excerpted from \"Dressed up for Murder\" by Gary Brandner";
   q2Quotes[5108] = "Tyro, you type like a squashed tomato, but without the juice. -- Rando";
   q2Quotes[5109] = "I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.";
   q2Quotes[5110] = "\"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[5111] = "\"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will.\" -- Aleister Crowley";
   q2Quotes[5112] = "Boy, that crayon sure did hurt!";
   q2Quotes[5113] = "David Bowie was much better when he was gay. -- Ginny Lensing";
   q2Quotes[5114] = "Your fortune stateth: You will wish you hadn't.";
   q2Quotes[5115] = "It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken ... --- James Dent";
   q2Quotes[5116] = "\"Hi, I'm Matt and I'll be your dork this evening.\" -- Krista S.";
   q2Quotes[5117] = "A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.";
   q2Quotes[5118] = "\"That guest is dead now. She died of an overdose. Don't take offense.\" -- Ellie's ex, about a girl on Geraldo he thought looked like her.";
   q2Quotes[5119] = "\"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.\" -- W. H. Auden";
   q2Quotes[5120] = "In a dorm at UW: Paul: \"Let's go on a doughnut run.\" Greg: \"OK, where do you want to go?\" Jen: \"How about Canada?\" Greg: \"Is there a doughnut store there?\"";
   q2Quotes[5121] = "APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5122] = "\"Let's put Mr. Hamster in the microwave... pop goes the weasel!\" -- Overheard on IRC";
   q2Quotes[5123] = "\"I lost my memory five years ago.\" -- Eleanor";
   q2Quotes[5124] = "Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.";
   q2Quotes[5125] = "\"What I need is not to get laid. What I need is the power to decide who lives and who dies.\" -- Jennifer's wishful response to the inconsiderate clods at work.";
   q2Quotes[5126] = "I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx";
   q2Quotes[5127] = "\"Shut up. I'm trying to emote!\" -- John, refusing to be consoled after being stood up for the third time by the same girl.";
   q2Quotes[5128] = "It's better to burn out than to fade away.";
   q2Quotes[5129] = "\"True friendship is never serene.\" -- Marie de Rabutin-Chantal";
   q2Quotes[5130] = "Hey! I need you to hand me that cat right now! -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[5131] = "\"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.\" -- Einstein";
   q2Quotes[5132] = "This sentence no verb.";
   q2Quotes[5133] = "My English teacher threatened to spank me again today. -- Felicia";
   q2Quotes[5134] = "\"The basis of optimism is sheer terror.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5135] = "Your fortune stateth: Your ignorance cramps my conversation.";
   q2Quotes[5136] = "Yeah, seven is about as old as I want them. Because when they get to second grade, they start adding all sorts of body parts that I don't want them to have yet. -- Karen, talking about children's drawings. Really.";
   q2Quotes[5137] = "\"Destiny is an invention of the cowardly and the resigned.\" -- Ignazio Silone";
   q2Quotes[5138] = "When you see a 200-foot praying mantis chomp a car in half, it kind of puts things in perspective. -- Dave Hunter, referring to a movie on MST3K.";
   q2Quotes[5139] = "\"On the other hand, you have different fingers.\" -- Stephen Wright";
   q2Quotes[5140] = "There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.";
   q2Quotes[5141] = "True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of personal futility, and of the beauty of the world. -- David Mamet";
   q2Quotes[5142] = "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. -- Anais Nin";
   q2Quotes[5143] = "\"Unfortunately, you all scored very well on the last exam. This won't be the case for the next one. My goal is to drive the grades DOWN.\" -- Mr. Milotz, high school physics teacher.";
   q2Quotes[5144] = "If the grass is green, don't eat it. Humans can't digest cellulose. -- Kelly";
   q2Quotes[5145] = "Your fortune stateth: You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.";
   q2Quotes[5146] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be run over by a bus.";
   q2Quotes[5147] = "Your fortune stateth: Never give an inch!";
   q2Quotes[5148] = "Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas";
   q2Quotes[5149] = "\"Wouldn't it be great if life was in 3-D?\" -- Chris in 9th grade";
   q2Quotes[5150] = "\"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[5151] = "\"Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.\" -- Thomas Henry Huxley";
   q2Quotes[5152] = "\"It's all your fault!\" -- Daniel \"Fluffy\"";
   q2Quotes[5153] = "Money is no object. [pause] Especially because you are paying for me. -- Karen, telling Matthew he can choose to eat at any restaurant he wants.";
   q2Quotes[5154] = "Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -- Adlai Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[5155] = "Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995";
   q2Quotes[5156] = "Fats Loves Madelyn.";
   q2Quotes[5157] = "Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[5158] = "We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be. -- Betty Shabazz";
   q2Quotes[5159] = "Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston";
   q2Quotes[5160] = "\"I forgot how to pronounce 'loud' this morning.\" \"See? You're just not pronunciating properly anymore!\" -- Jen & Shan, exchange students in Tokyo";
   q2Quotes[5161] = "Whoever is happy will make others happy too. -- Anne Frank";
   q2Quotes[5162] = "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[5163] = "He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.";
   q2Quotes[5164] = "\"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.\" -- Jack Handy";
   q2Quotes[5165] = "Dammit, why do I always have to be the lesbian? -- Mike, during improvs in drama class.";
   q2Quotes[5166] = "When the sun shineth, make hay. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[5167] = "The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender. -- Anne Boleyn";
   q2Quotes[5168] = "Your fortune stateth: Beware the one behind you.";
   q2Quotes[5169] = "\"If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.\" -- Fran Lebowitz";
   q2Quotes[5170] = "\"There is no sin except for stupidity.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5171] = "\"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican.\" -- Dan Quayle";
   q2Quotes[5172] = "Your fortune stateth: Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.";
   q2Quotes[5173] = "Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say \"Honk if ...\"";
   q2Quotes[5174] = "Your fortune stateth: You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.";
   q2Quotes[5175] = "Being dead can't be so bad -- nobody's come back to complain. -- Cliff's grandfather";
   q2Quotes[5176] = "For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Rilke";
   q2Quotes[5177] = "\"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[5178] = "Allen (after telling a dirty joke): \"Ha, ha, ha!\" Mrs. Spray: \"Allen! That was very inappropriate.\" Niki: \"Yeah, Allen. If you're going to say something about a penis, at least make it funny.\"";
   q2Quotes[5179] = "If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[5180] = "Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville";
   q2Quotes[5181] = "\"Smell my body!\" -- Zack";
   q2Quotes[5182] = "Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.";
   q2Quotes[5183] = "\"It's the Intel from Hell.\" -- Benji Krause, on the evil Terminator in T2";
   q2Quotes[5184] = "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parton";
   q2Quotes[5185] = "You may be hungry soon; order a takeout now. -- from Benji's latest fortune cookie";
   q2Quotes[5186] = "\"Change is inevitable in a progressive country. Change is constant.\" -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[5187] = "Your fortune stateth: You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.";
   q2Quotes[5188] = "\"Sometimes a little dain bramage can help.\" -- Carey";
   q2Quotes[5189] = "Go 'way! You're bothering me!";
   q2Quotes[5190] = "Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.";
   q2Quotes[5191] = "Elena: Want a kleenex? Moses: Is it warm?";
   q2Quotes[5192] = "\"Commandment Number One of any truly civilized society is this: Let people be different.\" -- David Grayson";
   q2Quotes[5193] = "\"I need help; there is a french letter on the coke-machine.\" -- Harry van der Land (a dutch guy) coming back from the drinks machine, on which was a note in French.";
   q2Quotes[5194] = "\"That's right, I'm a bum. Come on man, hook me up man! Give me a cigarette!\" -- Chris \"Crisco\" Pierce";
   q2Quotes[5195] = "Grandma gave me a present after graduating from medical school. Grandma: Congratulations! Me: Toilet paper? Grandma: So you remember you still have to wipe your ass like everybody else. (I still keep the roll.)";
   q2Quotes[5196] = "\"Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.\" -- Dalton Camp";
   q2Quotes[5197] = "Turn the other cheek. -- Jesus Christ";
   q2Quotes[5198] = "TELEPHONE, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5199] = "\"Dare to be naive.\" -- Richard Buckminster Fuller";
   q2Quotes[5200] = "Aaron: \"What do you call a hamburger with cheese?\" Waitress: \"Duh, cheeseburger.\"";
   q2Quotes[5201] = "Math is like going to the bathroom; you don't necessarily _enjoy_ it, but everyone's gotta do it from time to time. -- Roy Hartzler, high school physics teacher";
   q2Quotes[5202] = "\"We're all about to become statistics!\" -- a gleeful Kenton Self, as the bus began sliding backwards down an icy mountain road.";
   q2Quotes[5203] = "Happiness is the greatest good.";
   q2Quotes[5204] = "\"It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married.\" -- Michael Juster";
   q2Quotes[5205] = "All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events. -- Lawrence J. Peter";
   q2Quotes[5206] = "Your fortune stateth: Good day to let down old friends who need help.";
   q2Quotes[5207] = "Piece of cake! -- G.S. Koblas";
   q2Quotes[5208] = "Kilroe hic erat!";
   q2Quotes[5209] = "\"A witty saying proves nothing.\" -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[5210] = "\"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.\" -- Oliver Wendell Holmes";
   q2Quotes[5211] = "\"I'm no religion, thank God!\" -- Ceree";
   q2Quotes[5212] = "You may not blackmail any more teachers while at school. -- my english teacher, in response to a letter we had sent from the school's network.";
   q2Quotes[5213] = "\"Maybe we could put a giant cock outside his door.\" -- Sue, whose grasp of English idiom was somewhat more tenuous than her grasp of the language itself, suggesting how we might wake up a slothful floormate.";
   q2Quotes[5214] = "The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in your glove compartment.";
   q2Quotes[5215] = "The soul is healed by being with children. -- Fyodor Dostoyevski";
   q2Quotes[5216] = "\"Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[5217] = "Sometimes, all you can do is just lie there and take it. -- Emily, fed up with the teasing about her extra-large feet.";
   q2Quotes[5218] = "Your fortune stateth: Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.";
   q2Quotes[5219] = "I swear, he's the greatest thing since sliced bread and swiss cheese. -- J. Aq.";
   q2Quotes[5220] = "The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. -- William James";
   q2Quotes[5221] = "What's important is to keep the main thing the main thing. -- Vanessa Powell, Elementary School Teacher";
   q2Quotes[5222] = "Me: \"Gross! My coat's covered with snot!\" Missy: \"And slobber. Mine too.\"";
   q2Quotes[5223] = "\"Ack! Hey! I'm a snow goon! Or something like that!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[5224] = "\"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.\" -- Milton Friedman";
   q2Quotes[5225] = "\"They're *grumble* stupid *cuss* *grumble*.\" -- Tanith";
   q2Quotes[5226] = "\"Blaming 'society' makes it awfully easy for a person of weak character to shrug off his own responsibility for his actions.\" -- Stanley Schmidt";
   q2Quotes[5227] = "I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford";
   q2Quotes[5228] = "Devin: \"I hate cheerleaders.\" Jenna: \"Oh, they aren't all bad.\" Devin: \"Yeah, not unless they're talking.\"";
   q2Quotes[5229] = "WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a \"joke.\" -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5230] = "Your fortune stateth: You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!";
   q2Quotes[5231] = "\"Books... will... protect... us... must... be... with... the books...\" -- Jen, at the decision to meet someone at Barnes & Noble";
   q2Quotes[5232] = "\"Prizes are for children.\" -- Charles Edward Ives";
   q2Quotes[5233] = "Your fortune stateth: Your domestic life may be harmonious.";
   q2Quotes[5234] = "\"College isn't the place to go for ideas.\" -- Hellen Keller";
   q2Quotes[5235] = "I never knew anyone that skinny could have that much vomit in their system!! -- Lisa S.";
   q2Quotes[5236] = "POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5237] = "\"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Guards! Guards!_";
   q2Quotes[5238] = "\"We are at times too ready to believe that the present is the only possible state of things.\" -- Marcel Proust";
   q2Quotes[5239] = "If you have to name it, you're not using it enough. -- Jeremy Garber";
   q2Quotes[5240] = "\"We have art in order not to die of the truth.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[5241] = "\"Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.\" -- Terry Pratchett, _Small Gods_";
   q2Quotes[5242] = "Your fortune stateth: You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.";
   q2Quotes[5243] = "I'm just going to wear what I've got on. I'm just going to change a couple things. -- Jen in her p.j.'s getting ready for work on a Saturday";
   q2Quotes[5244] = "\"Driving to work; what a stupid way to die.\" -- Brandon Lovejoy";
   q2Quotes[5245] = "Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.";
   q2Quotes[5246] = "April: \"I'll try anything once.\" Jordie: \"What about the time when --\" April: \"-- or twice.\"";
   q2Quotes[5247] = "\"Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.\" -- M. C. Reed";
   q2Quotes[5248] = "I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.";
   q2Quotes[5249] = "Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters. -- Margaret Halsey";
   q2Quotes[5250] = "\"The Earth is the cradle of human civilization, but one cannot live in the cradle forever.\" -- Konstantin Tsiolkovskii";
   q2Quotes[5251] = "Quod erat demonstrandum. [Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]";
   q2Quotes[5252] = "\"Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.\" -- Christopher Isherwood";
   q2Quotes[5253] = "\"I got dumb; call me back when I'm smart.\" -- Becky";
   q2Quotes[5254] = "Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove";
   q2Quotes[5255] = "\"You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.\" -- John Ciardi";
   q2Quotes[5256] = "Too bad one of Princess Diana's causes wasn't \"seatbelt usage\". -- Craig F.";
   q2Quotes[5257] = "We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[5258] = "Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra";
   q2Quotes[5259] = "COMMENDATION, n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles, but do not equal, our own. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5260] = "Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961";
   q2Quotes[5261] = "\"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.\" -- Bob Hope";
   q2Quotes[5262] = "Your fortune stateth: You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human.";
   q2Quotes[5263] = "We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni";
   q2Quotes[5264] = "In Jen's apartment: Jen: \"By the way, I saw Chris's new apartment.\" Julie: \"From here?\"";
   q2Quotes[5265] = "\"I saw a sign: 'Rest Area 25 Miles.' That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[5266] = "Your fortune stateth: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.";
   q2Quotes[5267] = "Mr. Greene: You! Where's your spleen? Me: Um...near my liver? Mr. Greene: And where's your liver? Me: Near my spleen? Mr. Greene: RIGHT!! -- Actual exchange in my College English class";
   q2Quotes[5268] = "\"We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.\" -- Eduardo Galeano";
   q2Quotes[5269] = "If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise. -- William Blake";
   q2Quotes[5270] = "Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. -- Carl Gustav Jung";
   q2Quotes[5271] = "Your fortune stateth: You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.";
   q2Quotes[5272] = "If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?";
   q2Quotes[5273] = "\"You have to be deviant if you're going to do anything new.\" -- David Lee";
   q2Quotes[5274] = "One good turn deserves another. -- Gaius Petronius";
   q2Quotes[5275] = "A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family. -- Navaho saying";
   q2Quotes[5276] = "To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[5277] = "Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the face of this earth. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[5278] = "And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln";
   q2Quotes[5279] = "It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps.";
   q2Quotes[5280] = "When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, \"The handle is one of us!\" -- Turkish proverb";
   q2Quotes[5281] = "-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.";
   q2Quotes[5282] = "Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.";
   q2Quotes[5283] = "MERCHANT, n. One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5284] = "... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.";
   q2Quotes[5285] = "\"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.\" -- Doug Larson";
   q2Quotes[5286] = "\"Now we just work in 'ack'.\" -- John to Jen at work, sighing over an abbreviated envelope addressed to accounting";
   q2Quotes[5287] = "Your fortune stateth: Is that really YOU that is reading this?";
   q2Quotes[5288] = "\"My neighbor wasn't home the night before last, and yet he still kept me awake because I was dreaming that he was making noise.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[5289] = "Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.";
   q2Quotes[5290] = "Someone: \"What did you learn in the Dominican Republic?\" Dave Roth: \"Pineapples grow on the ground upside down.\"";
   q2Quotes[5291] = "Your fortune stateth: You will forget that you ever knew me.";
   q2Quotes[5292] = "Absence makes the heart grow frantic.";
   q2Quotes[5293] = "Am I not talking right? -- Bob Trahon (the boss)";
   q2Quotes[5294] = "During Government class: Phil: Shut up, Nick. Nick: It's not Nick, it's Detective.";
   q2Quotes[5295] = "\"Rats don't melt.\" \"Are you sure?\" -- Megan and Katie";
   q2Quotes[5296] = "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[5297] = "William : \"Why don't you just stay in my room tonight?\" Unknown girl: \"You have a bunk bed. There wouldn't be room for both of us.\" William : \"Sure, side-by-side, no way. But how about if we were STACKED!?\" -- About 2:00am after a very fun dorm party.";
   q2Quotes[5298] = "Whip it, whip it good!";
   q2Quotes[5299] = "Jen: \"My computer just DID something.\" Julie: \"S***. It probably just wants my food.\"";
   q2Quotes[5300] = "Are they still sitting in the aisle? Good, throw the beaver at them. -- Me, after WAY too many hours on the bus";
   q2Quotes[5301] = "\"The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream: it is a most depressing and humiliating reality.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5302] = "If it heals good, say it.";
   q2Quotes[5303] = "\"I don't make mistakes -- I do theater!\" -- Dennis Fox, director at Ohio University Eastern, during a rehearsal for \"Our Town\".";
   q2Quotes[5304] = "I feel like I have a hollow leg ... and I want to fill it with candy and ... more candy. -- a very stoned Amber";
   q2Quotes[5305] = "It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations. -- Khalil Gibran";
   q2Quotes[5306] = "\"And is the dog's name SATAN!?\" -- a crazy old lady I work with";
   q2Quotes[5307] = "\"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.\" -- Bill Vaughan";
   q2Quotes[5308] = "\"I look like a squirrel.\" -- Random person on the subway.";
   q2Quotes[5309] = "\"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.\" -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[5310] = "\"If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.\" -- Leo Rosten";
   q2Quotes[5311] = "Small is beautiful. -- Schumacher's Dictum";
   q2Quotes[5312] = "\"It was really quiet in my apartment last night. I didn't hear Harold at all, but I'm pretty sure he's still alive.\" -- Jen, about the oldest of her many loud neighbors.";
   q2Quotes[5313] = "\"I shall return. It's off to the death machine trampoline with me.\" -- Overheard on IRC by Ellie";
   q2Quotes[5314] = "We'll cross that bridge when we come back to it later.";
   q2Quotes[5315] = "Anti-paranoia is that eerie feeling that nothing is connected to anything else.";
   q2Quotes[5316] = "\"Let's blow this duck out of the water and make it fly!\" - - Dan and Lloyd, referring to their 18 month effort to start a company.";
   q2Quotes[5317] = "Isn't charging someone with attempted murder just like saying, \"Better luck next time?\" -- De St.";
   q2Quotes[5318] = "\"Cream rises to the top. So does fat.\" -- Kelvin Throop III";
   q2Quotes[5319] = "\"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.\" -- George Orwell";
   q2Quotes[5320] = "Your fortune stateth: Do not overtax your powers.";
   q2Quotes[5321] = "\"I'd like a chopped corn sandwich, a large fried milk, and eighteen napkins, please. Oh yeah, and lots of hot sauce.\" -- Robert at the Taco Bell drive-thru";
   q2Quotes[5322] = "\"Life is like a box of chocolates. If it doesn't melt early, you'll eat too many and barf.\" -- Michelle Zalas, during a philosophy lecture";
   q2Quotes[5323] = "\"It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.\" -- Alfred Adler";
   q2Quotes[5324] = "I really believe all the things I've said to you, it's just that none of them are true. -- Mr. Happy";
   q2Quotes[5325] = "\"I'm a paradox! I'm Irish and allergic to alcohol.\" -- Jamie A.";
   q2Quotes[5326] = "\"Beware the Dumb Side of the Force.\" -- Grayson Lyles, age 8";
   q2Quotes[5327] = "\"Tax the tea otherwise we'll tax you!\" Later, holding a wooden block in my mom's face: \"Tax this!\" -- Ellie's brother, trying to re-enact the Boston Tea Party, at about age 5.";
   q2Quotes[5328] = "Ms. Asher: Does anyone have an art project? Vijay: Yes, but it's invisible. Ms Asher: Well, do you have it with you? Vijay: No. It's at home.";
   q2Quotes[5329] = "Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha";
   q2Quotes[5330] = "\"Communism is like one big phone company.\" -- Lenny Bruce";
   q2Quotes[5331] = "\"It is better of course to know useless things than to know nothing.\" -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca";
   q2Quotes[5332] = "-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.";
   q2Quotes[5333] = "\"You can't have too many Barbies, but you only need one Ken.\" -- Magnolia's daughter";
   q2Quotes[5334] = "Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful. -- Erwin Tomash";
   q2Quotes[5335] = "Your fortune stateth: An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.";
   q2Quotes[5336] = "The TOILET? Even if I was MARRIED to the guy I wouldn't do it in the TOILET! (pause) The bathtub maybe... -- Shan-chan";
   q2Quotes[5337] = "Joyce: How was your Christmas? Me: It was okay, There was one thing that I wanted that I didn't get. Joyce: What was that? Me: Sex. Joyce: I don't think Santa Claus could help you with that one. Me: No, but Mrs. Claus can!";
   q2Quotes[5338] = "\"Leave me alone. I have to wake up in 15 minutes.\" -- Heather, after a really long night.";
   q2Quotes[5339] = "Our children's children will hear a good story. -- Richard Adams, Watership Down";
   q2Quotes[5340] = "To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy. -- MIT Assasination Club";
   q2Quotes[5341] = "\"There you go with your fetal position again...\" -- Janet Dahl, upon finding Shannon Hartzler curled up on the floor in exhaustion.";
   q2Quotes[5342] = "Matt: I would like a hot apple pie a la mode and a mocha latte. Waiter: Would you like that pie heated? Matt: Ah, yeah. Waiter: Would you like Ice cream? Matt: Ah, yeah. Waiter: We only have one kind of mocha.";
   q2Quotes[5343] = "Prejudice is the child of ignorance. -- William Hazlitt";
   q2Quotes[5344] = "If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein";
   q2Quotes[5345] = "\"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.\" -- Henry David Thoreau";
   q2Quotes[5346] = "Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give lustre, and many more people see than weigh. -- Earl of Chesterfield";
   q2Quotes[5347] = "That's right-ee, Aphrodite! -- Mike";
   q2Quotes[5348] = "Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.";
   q2Quotes[5349] = "\"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5350] = "This from the man with the culinary expertise of a two headed goat! -- our RA, Bill, upon hearing a recommendation from my roommate, Tim.";
   q2Quotes[5351] = "\"It's 3 AM, and I just learned that I cannot hold my sushi.\"";
   q2Quotes[5352] = "He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio";
   q2Quotes[5353] = "\"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.\" -- Groucho Marx";
   q2Quotes[5354] = "\"I would rather go home and play with myself every night than come home to that. Look at her. She's a FREAK!\" -- Jon, referring to Stephen's girlfriend";
   q2Quotes[5355] = "\"Now I'm lost in Arizona // On the highway of my mind.\" -- Neraid Cluster";
   q2Quotes[5356] = "\"He's pulling a Jason.\" -- Julie, about a guy who was confusing Jen with sporadic bursts of semi-dating behavior, comparing him with Jason, who did EXACTLY the same thing to Julie.";
   q2Quotes[5357] = "Salad is murder. -- Kendra D.";
   q2Quotes[5358] = "Your fortune stateth: Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.";
   q2Quotes[5359] = "Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. -- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents";
   q2Quotes[5360] = "\"In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do you ever find them.\" -- Dr. Joyce Brothers";
   q2Quotes[5361] = "\"The thing is, you could shoot 15 people a day and never keep up with the demand.\" -- Jim, watching the local news.";
   q2Quotes[5362] = "\"Get friends who drive!\" -- Allyson, as a kid on a bike smacked my car as he was crossing the street.";
   q2Quotes[5363] = "Your fortune stateth: You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.";
   q2Quotes[5364] = "\"There's just something about a guy in a skirt.\" -- Julie, about the guys in kilts at the Scottish Highland Games.";
   q2Quotes[5365] = "Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings";
   q2Quotes[5366] = "Nich: You know, every time you supress a sneeze, it kills 200,000 brain cells. Matt: Hey. You just made that up, just now. Nich: Yeah you're right.";
   q2Quotes[5367] = "And it even has my name signed in it... with the S spelled backwards and everything.... I guess that would be \"written backwards\" -- I would have been a pretty dumb kid to misspell an S. -- Celestial Voice";
   q2Quotes[5368] = "The Mom (in the play): Go ahead, make a wish.... The Daughter (in the play): What shall I wish for? The Mom: Anything. The Daughter: I wish, I wish.... Chris: I wish I was in a bettr play..... -- while watching the play \"The Glass Menagerie\"";
   q2Quotes[5369] = "\"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.\" -- Andre Gide";
   q2Quotes[5370] = "Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.";
   q2Quotes[5371] = "\"There are ghosts in my sinuses.\" -- Nikki";
   q2Quotes[5372] = "\"Why did they ruin a perfectly good cheesecake by putting all of this fruit on it?\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[5373] = "The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[5374] = "\"I'VE GOT TWO BRAINS!!!!!\" -- Matt, in a fit of demonic madness";
   q2Quotes[5375] = "There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.";
   q2Quotes[5376] = "-- Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.";
   q2Quotes[5377] = "\"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.\" -- Jodie Foster";
   q2Quotes[5378] = "\"Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate.\" -- F.M. Knowles";
   q2Quotes[5379] = "\"The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domesticated animal.\" -- Compton MacKenzie";
   q2Quotes[5380] = "A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.";
   q2Quotes[5381] = "\"This is outrage on a stick, man.\" -- Colin D., while a bunch of us were making up crazy palindromes.";
   q2Quotes[5382] = "Kevin: (gagging noises) Man, this stuff is pretty tasteless! Me: Take the wrapper off. -- Kevin eating his first tamale, which are usually wrapped in corn husks to keep them fresh.";
   q2Quotes[5383] = "\"Love isn't like a cold. You can't just get over it.\" -- JL Farley";
   q2Quotes[5384] = "\"My specific goal is to revolutionize the future of the species. Mathematics is just another way of predicting the future.\" -- Ralph Abraham";
   q2Quotes[5385] = "\"Hey! Who do they think they're fooling?\" -- Matt, to an Airbourne Express truck driving down the highway.";
   q2Quotes[5386] = "\"USENET is William Shatner and George Bush trading places after being hit by lightning.\" -- James 'Kibo' Parry";
   q2Quotes[5387] = "Oh my god, he DOES look like a meatloaf! -- Becky H., the first time she saw my cat";
   q2Quotes[5388] = "Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying";
   q2Quotes[5389] = "\"The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority.\" -- Stanley Milgram";
   q2Quotes[5390] = "\"Tell them it's to go.\" -- Mama Rea at the drive-thru window of McDonald's.";
   q2Quotes[5391] = "If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.";
   q2Quotes[5392] = "\"If you eat rhubarb alone you'll die.\" -- Jen";
   q2Quotes[5393] = "Your fortune stateth: A few hours grace before the madness begins again.";
   q2Quotes[5394] = "Thought is the labour of the intellect, reverie is its pleasure. -- Victor Hugo";
   q2Quotes[5395] = "Your fortune stateth: Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't really worth having.";
   q2Quotes[5396] = "(this was heard at the Pike Place Market in Seattle) \"So, your fish are really fresh?\" \"Well, they're pretty well-behaved, actually.\" [ouch.]";
   q2Quotes[5397] = "Your fortune stateth: People are beginning to notice you.  Try dressing before you leave the house.";
   q2Quotes[5398] = "\"The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.\" -- Hungarian proverb";
   q2Quotes[5399] = "Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5400] = "\"Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[5401] = "An unused VCR is a sad VCR. -- Ashley Chen";
   q2Quotes[5402] = "The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson";
   q2Quotes[5403] = "I can't read, but by God, he took my cow! -- Mr. Hartly, trying, somewhat unsuccessfully, to convey the anger of Stalinist peasants.";
   q2Quotes[5404] = "(A group discussion on how to get a love obsession interested in Gina:) Gina: \"I could show up to his apartment naked and tell him that I'm cold.\" Karen: \"He would just say, 'You want a sweater?'\"";
   q2Quotes[5405] = "There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther";
   q2Quotes[5406] = "You know, sometimes I think it would be fun to bring a gun and shoot everyone who walks up that hill during our class.... See? I would've killed two people by now! -- Brandy, during our extremely mind-scrambling calculus class.";
   q2Quotes[5407] = "Your fortune stateth: Bridge ahead.  Pay troll.";
   q2Quotes[5408] = "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.";
   q2Quotes[5409] = "The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person. -- P. J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[5410] = "\"Heaven is just like here, except they put on plays and stuff.\" -- Ron B., Boston College";
   q2Quotes[5411] = "Your fortune stateth: You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.";
   q2Quotes[5412] = "All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.";
   q2Quotes[5413] = "Trying to call my friend John after he got home from military school: \"Is John there??\" \"Who the hell is this!!! You think this is funny?? Don't ever call back, you little punk!!!\" Apparently john's old number was now Papa John's Pizza. Oops.";
   q2Quotes[5414] = "A couch is as good as a chair.";
   q2Quotes[5415] = "You can't push with a rope. -- Physics professor, describing compression and tension.";
   q2Quotes[5416] = "I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoest";
   q2Quotes[5417] = "Your fortune stateth: Lady Luck brings added income today.  Lady friend takes it away tonight.";
   q2Quotes[5418] = "\"Could you please ask the Bishop if guitar distortion can be used at the 11 o'clock mass?\" -- The Rector of the cathedral in Seattle.";
   q2Quotes[5419] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.";
   q2Quotes[5420] = "\"My favorite road sign is the one that just says 'MOOSE' on it, because really, who are they trying to fool?\" -- Ryan";
   q2Quotes[5421] = "\"Novelty is not necessarily a virtue.\" -- Rita Mae Brown";
   q2Quotes[5422] = "\"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.\" -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[5423] = "One good turn asketh another. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[5424] = "Your fortune stateth: Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.";
   q2Quotes[5425] = "\"Have you always been a year younger than me?\" -- Garrett";
   q2Quotes[5426] = "A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[5427] = "\"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.\" -- Olin Miller";
   q2Quotes[5428] = "Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. -- Michel de Montaigne";
   q2Quotes[5429] = "\"Hey! Where you twos's goin'?\" -- security guard";
   q2Quotes[5430] = "Your fortune stateth: The time is right to make new friends.";
   q2Quotes[5431] = "While there's life, there's hope. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)";
   q2Quotes[5432] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.";
   q2Quotes[5433] = "As I buy my winter's supply of Carmex and ask if she wants one: Her: We don't use petroleum products where I come from, they're too greasy. Me: Well, what do you use then? Her: Vaseline.";
   q2Quotes[5434] = "A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. \"What do you mean?\" responded her mother. \"Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.\" -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[5435] = "\"The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[5436] = "\"Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5437] = "Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[5438] = "\"It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows.\" -- Epictetus";
   q2Quotes[5439] = "Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.";
   q2Quotes[5440] = "Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous";
   q2Quotes[5441] = "The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. -- P. J. O'Rourke";
   q2Quotes[5442] = "\"I have four brain cells left, and at the moment, they seem to be arguing.\" -- K";
   q2Quotes[5443] = "Your fortune stateth: You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.";
   q2Quotes[5444] = "A young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father, and her first name by her mother. By the time she was ten, didn't know if she was Carmen or Cohen.";
   q2Quotes[5445] = "I like life... it's a pretty good deal. (a few seconds later) Well, not for everyone, but for me. -- Devon";
   q2Quotes[5446] = "\"You know you're getting old when you start leaving the same smells in the bathroom that your parents did.\" -- Rob";
   q2Quotes[5447] = "Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin";
   q2Quotes[5448] = "Your fortune stateth: You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.";
   q2Quotes[5449] = "When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him. -- Johnathan Swift";
   q2Quotes[5450] = "\"I've been up and down so many times, I feel like a revolving door\" -- Cher";
   q2Quotes[5451] = "Do you have a text? do you use it? -- Actual comment from the prof on my friend's Art History exam";
   q2Quotes[5452] = "\"SROT\" -- seen on a giant neon sign, in four foot tall letters outside an establishment featuring slot machines, in Tokyo, Japan, circa 1987.";
   q2Quotes[5453] = "\"It was just a .22.\" -- J.D. Sanchez, after shooting at his cousin and a friend with a .22 gauge rifle.";
   q2Quotes[5454] = "Girl 1: \"You know how everyone says they're middle class. I'm not middle class. My family's rich.\" Girl 2: \"Yeah, me too.\" -- Overheard in Soc. 101 Univ. of New Mexico";
   q2Quotes[5455] = "\"First one out, shut the door.\" -- Jerry Boeckmann, Vianney teacher, while conducting a fire drill.";
   q2Quotes[5456] = "As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. -- Josh Billings";
   q2Quotes[5457] = "Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire";
   q2Quotes[5458] = "Once I saw someone I thought was me, but then I realized she just looked like me. -- Aviry";
   q2Quotes[5459] = "Forgive and forget. -- Cervantes";
   q2Quotes[5460] = "When things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or just disappear.";
   q2Quotes[5461] = "Sweet April showers do spring May flowers. -- Thomas Tusser";
   q2Quotes[5462] = "Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.";
   q2Quotes[5463] = "\"Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.\" -- Rita Mae Brown";
   q2Quotes[5464] = "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan";
   q2Quotes[5465] = "I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball documentary, 1994";
   q2Quotes[5466] = "\"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.\" -- Alexander Penney";
   q2Quotes[5467] = "But, like, if we had a death penalty, then that guy walking down the street with a gun would think, \"Hey, maybe I shouldn't kill him after all, because then I'll get in trouble!\" -- Katie's debate project on the death penalty.";
   q2Quotes[5468] = "A song in time is worth a dime.";
   q2Quotes[5469] = "CF&C stole it, fair and square. -- Tim Hahn";
   q2Quotes[5470] = "\"Get your facts first; then you can distort them as you please.\" -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[5471] = "\"Smiling like a possum eating bumble bees\" -- Mr. Blackwell";
   q2Quotes[5472] = "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5473] = "I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey";
   q2Quotes[5474] = "\"I don't think death is that good for anybody.\" -- Jake";
   q2Quotes[5475] = "The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer";
   q2Quotes[5476] = "Absence makes the heart forget.";
   q2Quotes[5477] = "\"Yeah, and knowing my luck I'll get hit on the other side on the way home and I'll be trapped in my car!\" -- Chris Cotton, shortly after we were in wreck in his car which made it impossible to ever open the passenger side door and/or window ever again";
   q2Quotes[5478] = "Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.";
   q2Quotes[5479] = "\"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.\" -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[5480] = "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone";
   q2Quotes[5481] = "We can alter the spicy. -- From the menu at Wok This Way, Chinese restaurant.";
   q2Quotes[5482] = "You know how the greeks called excess pride \"hubris\"? I wonder what they called excess STUFF. [Moments later...] They probably just called it crap. -- Mel, while cleaning her room";
   q2Quotes[5483] = "You know what I saw in a magazine? A see through plastic inflatable armchair. I need one of those. I'd feel like I was clashing with it, and would need to take off my clothes to sit in it. -- Marty";
   q2Quotes[5484] = "Your fortune stateth: A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.";
   q2Quotes[5485] = "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5486] = "Dan: What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Burke: (in salesman voice) That's H as in SUPER SAVINGS!!! Dan: But there is no H in Super Savings. Burke: See, you saved a letter already!";
   q2Quotes[5487] = "The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero";
   q2Quotes[5488] = "We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford";
   q2Quotes[5489] = "Your fortune stateth: Your lucky number has been disconnected.";
   q2Quotes[5490] = "\"All I ask of my body is that it carry around my head.\" -- Thomas Alva Edison";
   q2Quotes[5491] = "Teacher: \"The answer to number 5 is C.\" Student: \"I disagree.\" Teacher: \"Why?\" Student: \"Because why would it be C?\"";
   q2Quotes[5492] = "Your fortune stateth: Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.";
   q2Quotes[5493] = "\"If I were a bathroom engineer, I would design my bathrooms so that the urinals wouldn't be in the immediate view of the passerby.\" -- Deborah";
   q2Quotes[5494] = "\"Why does the Justice Brandeis statue, which is made of malleable metal, represent 'Truth?' Does this mean that the truth is bendable?\" -- S.D. Gage";
   q2Quotes[5495] = "\"If you're camping in the woods and you see something red with three leaves, don't wipe your butt with it cause it's poison ivy.\" -- Michele Kuchinski";
   q2Quotes[5496] = "I never did it that way before.";
   q2Quotes[5497] = "Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx";
   q2Quotes[5498] = "Ricky: \"Did you have fun [in London]? How did you understand what they were saying?\" Matt: \"Uh, Ricky, they speak *English* in London.\" Ricky: \"Oh.\"";
   q2Quotes[5499] = "Your fortune stateth: Best of all is never to have been born.  Second best is to die soon.";
   q2Quotes[5500] = "\"I dunno. I just worry that he'll be experiencing my teeth.\" -- Beth, doing some deep thinking about kissing.";
   q2Quotes[5501] = "A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!";
   q2Quotes[5502] = "\"Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[5503] = "\"happy happy joy joy oh fuck\" -- hugh";
   q2Quotes[5504] = "Your fortune stateth: You have a truly strong individuality.";
   q2Quotes[5505] = "\"It tasted like death warmed over twice.\" -- Mrs.Heep, U.S. History Teacher % \"It was colder than a bear's butt times three!\" -- Mrs.Heep, U.S. History Teacher % \"Some people just don't give a tinker's pahtooie.\" -- Mrs.Heep, U.S. History Teacher";
   q2Quotes[5506] = "Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd";
   q2Quotes[5507] = "\"You know Matt, one day your car just isn't going to start\" -- Aaron Handler, one day before Matt's car failed to start.";
   q2Quotes[5508] = "\"Dogma does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought.\" -- Gilbert Keith Chesterton";
   q2Quotes[5509] = "\"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.\" -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[5510] = "IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5511] = "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart";
   q2Quotes[5512] = "As drunk as a glass of empty water. -- Matthew (not the Matthew of Q'R'U fame) while trying very hard to describe to somone how drunk he was.";
   q2Quotes[5513] = "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. -- Benjamin Franklin";
   q2Quotes[5514] = "\"...and to get home, you just re-go the way you came.\" -- Sarilyn";
   q2Quotes[5515] = "Your fortune stateth: Advancement in position.";
   q2Quotes[5516] = "\"Stop smelling me!!!\" -- Dustin";
   q2Quotes[5517] = "I'm not offering myself as an example; every life evolves by its own laws.";
   q2Quotes[5518] = "\"Your momma's a bubble.\" -- as stated by Sara Liner to Jubal H. Stedman";
   q2Quotes[5519] = "\"It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't screwed up like that\" -- Sam";
   q2Quotes[5520] = "VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5521] = "\"You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5522] = "\"I think that I don't understand a thing you just said.\" -- John D.";
   q2Quotes[5523] = "\"It's Hong Kong action. Anything you know about physics is just going to hold you back.\" -- Robin D. Laws";
   q2Quotes[5524] = "\"Your mom can't see orange, can she?\" -- Amanda, after Russ flipped out because she got orange pen on a paper his parents had to sign.";
   q2Quotes[5525] = "\"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!\" -- Mom";
   q2Quotes[5526] = "PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5527] = "\"Ooh! Fire truck!\" -- My best friend and I, simultaneously, after several minutes of silence.";
   q2Quotes[5528] = "2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap";
   q2Quotes[5529] = "BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)";
   q2Quotes[5530] = "\"It was better, he thought, to fail in attempting exquisite things than to succeed in the department of the utterly contemptible.\" -- Arthur Machen";
   q2Quotes[5531] = "\"Popularity is like tupperware...overpriced and sold at parties.\" -- Melissa";
   q2Quotes[5532] = "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. -- W.E. Hickson";
   q2Quotes[5533] = "The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: \"some do, some don't.\" -- Ernest Rutherford";
   q2Quotes[5534] = "OPTION PARALYSIS: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none. -- Douglas Coupland";
   q2Quotes[5535] = "Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things. -- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from \"The Sound of Music\"";
   q2Quotes[5536] = "\"I feel like a slug.\" -- Terry, lethargically. I hit him.";
   q2Quotes[5537] = "\"Tyro, the spoon's got a mate now!\" -- Rando, talking about a 3-foot long plush rainbow trout.";
   q2Quotes[5538] = "A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday. An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. \"My pup,\" she murmured sadly, \"runneth over.\"";
   q2Quotes[5539] = "Q: Who was the first actress in the 1960's to pose nude? A: Marilyn Manson. -- M. Sheehan at a SchoolReach competition.";
   q2Quotes[5540] = "Your fortune stateth: Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.";
   q2Quotes[5541] = "We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade. -- Caroline Norton";
   q2Quotes[5542] = "Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.";
   q2Quotes[5543] = "Rachel: What college are you looking at, Jon? Jon: Carnige-Melon. Rachel: OOh.. Fruity College.";
   q2Quotes[5544] = "God is Dead. -- Nietzsche:  Nietzsche is Dead. -- God:  Nietzsche is God. -- Dead";
   q2Quotes[5545] = "You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.";
   q2Quotes[5546] = "Bwah-hah-hah!";
   q2Quotes[5547] = "Two heads are more numerous than one.";
   q2Quotes[5548] = "The important thing to remember about walking on eggs is not to hop.";
   q2Quotes[5549] = "Carlie: Dave's asexual. Lisa: That's unfortunate... for you. -- Discussing Carlie's crush";
   q2Quotes[5550] = "To generalize is to be an idiot. -- William Blake";
   q2Quotes[5551] = "Smear the road with a runner!!";
   q2Quotes[5552] = "\"Shouldn't we be carefully placing these comics in plastic bags?\" \"No, we have lives.\" -- MST3K";
   q2Quotes[5553] = "\"Artificial intelligences make mistakes too, only faster.\" -- Larry Wall";
   q2Quotes[5554] = "WRONG!";
   q2Quotes[5555] = "How come we never talk anymore?";
   q2Quotes[5556] = "\"First of all I couldn't have been playing with the computer -- it's on.\"";
   q2Quotes[5557] = "If life's a flower, then I'm a pigeon. -- Shayma";
   q2Quotes[5558] = "\"There is nothing permanent except change.\" -- Heraclitus";
   q2Quotes[5559] = "A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. -- Lao Tsu";
   q2Quotes[5560] = "For every virtue that exists there's a corresponding derogatory term used by those who don't share it. -- Keith Ammann";
   q2Quotes[5561] = "\"Am I irresistible?\" \"To what--fire or bullets?\"";
   q2Quotes[5562] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be successful in love.";
   q2Quotes[5563] = "Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice";
   q2Quotes[5564] = "A good slogan can stop thought for fifty years. A great slogan can stop it forever.";
   q2Quotes[5565] = "You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus";
   q2Quotes[5566] = "Jason: \"Happy Pork Day!\" Missy: \"What's pork day?\" Jason: \"Everybody gets porked\" -- One very boring day in homeroom.";
   q2Quotes[5567] = "\"Please keep your hands on the Goddess.\" -- at the amusement park (Goddess is one of their rides.)";
   q2Quotes[5568] = "Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.";
   q2Quotes[5569] = "\"Of course it's good advice, it comes from me.\" -- S. D. Gage";
   q2Quotes[5570] = "The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf";
   q2Quotes[5571] = "I want to be called Spartacus in bed! -- Nicky";
   q2Quotes[5572] = "\"Time wounds all heels\" -- Unintentionally said at a funeral, by my friend, who would be mortified if she saw her name here....";
   q2Quotes[5573] = "\"The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5574] = "Your fortune stateth: Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.";
   q2Quotes[5575] = "CONVENT, n. A place of retirement for woman who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5576] = "Can you image me in England doing anything besides peeing? -- Alison";
   q2Quotes[5577] = "\"Civilization is a movement, not a condition; it is a voyage, not a harbor.\" -- Arnold Joseph Toynbee";
   q2Quotes[5578] = "Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?";
   q2Quotes[5579] = "Deborah: \"See, I filled a bottle with water and put it in the freezer and now I can use it to ice my knee!\" Dena: \"Why didn't you just get an ice pack?\" Deborah: \"Because you can't drink an ice pack when it melts.\"";
   q2Quotes[5580] = "\"I didn't think; I experimented.\" -- Wilhelm Roentgen";
   q2Quotes[5581] = "From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain. -- Bene Gesserit proverb, \"Dune\"";
   q2Quotes[5582] = "\"Have you ever seen a chimpanzee's butt? It's not a pretty sight.\" -- Max";
   q2Quotes[5583] = "\"Amnesia water falling from the sky! It makes everyone forget which pedal makes the go.\" -- Jen N. commenting on Seattle resident's fear of driving in the rain.";
   q2Quotes[5584] = "\"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one.\" -- James Madison";
   q2Quotes[5585] = "CORPORATION, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5586] = "MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5587] = "\"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires.\" -- William Blake";
   q2Quotes[5588] = "He who laughs, lasts.";
   q2Quotes[5589] = "Life is not for everyone.";
   q2Quotes[5590] = "No good deed goes unpunished. -- Clare Booth Luce";
   q2Quotes[5591] = "Clerk: Okay, would you like me to put that in a bag for you? Don: No thanks, but could you put it in a bag?";
   q2Quotes[5592] = "\"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.\" -- Blaise Pascal";
   q2Quotes[5593] = "Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn";
   q2Quotes[5594] = "My half-asleep friend was lighting his cigarette with his eyes closed: Me: Your cigarette is backwards. Him: I hate when that happens. (He lights it anyway, without looking.)";
   q2Quotes[5595] = "\"I hate anything satanic\" -- Sarah";
   q2Quotes[5596] = "Hey kid, who was your driving coach, Stevie Wonder? -- A really upset man after I rear-ended his car in the McDonalds drive-thru";
   q2Quotes[5597] = "\"Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes respectable and changes its name.\" -- Charles Fort";
   q2Quotes[5598] = "He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die. -- Giacomo Leopardi";
   q2Quotes[5599] = "Some guy knocked on my apartment door this morning and said he was from pest control. So I handed him my cat and went back to sleep. -- Melissa B";
   q2Quotes[5600] = "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. -- Capt. Squid";
   q2Quotes[5601] = "\"Oh man.... I can feel it coming.... oh no!... VIOLENT REGURGITATION!!\" -- Kate (about Hanson's MMMBOP)";
   q2Quotes[5602] = "A day without sunshine is like night.";
   q2Quotes[5603] = "No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. -- William Blake";
   q2Quotes[5604] = "Your fortune stateth: It's a very *UN*lucky week in which to be took dead. -- Churchy La Femme";
   q2Quotes[5605] = "\"Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume; the hellish cycle is complete.\" -- Raoul Vaneigem";
   q2Quotes[5606] = "\"There is no wild beast so ferocious as Christians who differ concerning their faith.\" -- William Edward Hartpole Lecky";
   q2Quotes[5607] = "Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?";
   q2Quotes[5608] = "\"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.\" -- Dorothy Leigh Sayers";
   q2Quotes[5609] = "You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. -- James Thurber";
   q2Quotes[5610] = "\"Why would you eat something that walked around all day clucking? I mean, that just isn't smart food.\" -- Louisa, a vegetarian, at a high school lunch table.";
   q2Quotes[5611] = "Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time I had a million dollars, I'd have a million dollars. -- Shannon";
   q2Quotes[5612] = "Every child is born a genius. -- R. Buckminster Fuller";
   q2Quotes[5613] = "\"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.\" -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[5614] = "\"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.\" -- Kelvin Throop III";
   q2Quotes[5615] = "My trig teacher, Mr. Seiler: \"Round this up and what do you get?\" Skip: \"Another day older and deeper in debt?\"";
   q2Quotes[5616] = "\"Most bad government has grown out of too much government.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[5617] = "DEFENSELESS, adj. Unable to attack. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5618] = "\"Hey, you have ketchup! I thought you said you didn't have any food!\" -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[5619] = "\"In my music, I'm trying to play the truth of what I am. The reason it's difficult is because I'm changing all the time.\" -- Charles Mingus";
   q2Quotes[5620] = "\"The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.\" -- Max Stirner";
   q2Quotes[5621] = "\"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5622] = "Your fortune stateth: You are number 6!  Who is number one?";
   q2Quotes[5623] = "\"You don't know love if you don't know Andre.\" -- our dim friend Shelby on her obsession with Andre Agassi";
   q2Quotes[5624] = "\"I like having a car where I can do seventy without having to lean forward. -- Jen and her new Kia.";
   q2Quotes[5625] = "It's good to know the exact dollar value of a bulls**t story. -- Tom, whose fine was reduced by $100 based on his detailed written explanation of why he was driving 87mph in a 55mph zone.";
   q2Quotes[5626] = "Your fortune stateth: Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.";
   q2Quotes[5627] = "Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5628] = "I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[5629] = "It's easier to shovel snow in the summer. -- U. Mercado, after having to shovel snow after a snow storm in Canada";
   q2Quotes[5630] = "\"What luck for the rulers that men do not think.\" -- Adolf Hitler";
   q2Quotes[5631] = "Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[5632] = "Your fortune stateth: Be careful!  Is it classified?";
   q2Quotes[5633] = "It ought to be impossible for someone to kick your butt when you're down and out and your back's against the wall, but it's not. -- S. Joslin";
   q2Quotes[5634] = "I don't have a curfew -- I just have to be home at a certain time. -- Julie";
   q2Quotes[5635] = "The first ten years I liked work, the second ten years I was indifferent, the third ten years they can bite me. -- Constant";
   q2Quotes[5636] = "\"When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes.\" -- Desiderius Erasmus";
   q2Quotes[5637] = "\"It sounded like a going over a speed bump, but with glass and metal. It wasn't really a crunch, but more like a chrnchkkkkkllsssckrr sound\". -- Chris, describing a one-mile-per-hour accident between a city dump truck and a Crysler.";
   q2Quotes[5638] = "\"Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.\" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[5639] = "\"COMMUNISTS!!!\" -- Michelle Zalas, after being asked to do a problem at the board.";
   q2Quotes[5640] = "Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. -- G.B. Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5641] = "\"Mystical explanations are considered deep. The truth is that they are not even superficial.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[5642] = "\"Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.\" -- Henry Louis Mencken";
   q2Quotes[5643] = "Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology. -- John Tudor";
   q2Quotes[5644] = "\"You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.\" -- Joseph Conrad";
   q2Quotes[5645] = "I have filled out the life narrative of the ox. -- Kris Cohen, recovering grad student.";
   q2Quotes[5646] = "\"Without music life would be a mistake.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[5647] = "Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. -- Dr. Karl Menninger";
   q2Quotes[5648] = "Mr. Seiler: \"Ok, we'll call this point A, and this point B. What can we call this point?\" Skip: \"Big Bob?\"";
   q2Quotes[5649] = "\"I'm here, I'm hot, but I've got other people to talk to besides you.\" -- Michelle Zalas, rejecting a possible boyfriend";
   q2Quotes[5650] = "\"Hey guys... look at me... I smell funny!\" -- Jaye (\"Parky\") on IRC, where we could neither see nor smell him.";
   q2Quotes[5651] = "Knocked, you weren't in. -- Opportunity";
   q2Quotes[5652] = "Do people know you have freckles everywhere?";
   q2Quotes[5653] = "\"Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.\" -- Sinclair Lewis";
   q2Quotes[5654] = "\"Wait a minute, I've gotta zip up!\" -- Aurora-Christine, while rolling around in the driveway in a sleeping bag.";
   q2Quotes[5655] = "Your fortune stateth: Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.";
   q2Quotes[5656] = "Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley";
   q2Quotes[5657] = "\"There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom.\" -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[5658] = "-- Surveillance should precede saltation.";
   q2Quotes[5659] = "Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before ...";
   q2Quotes[5660] = "Why is the sun so bright? Make the sun be quiet! -- an awakened passenger on a bus trip to New York";
   q2Quotes[5661] = "When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973";
   q2Quotes[5662] = "Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. -- Marianne Williamson";
   q2Quotes[5663] = "The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen";
   q2Quotes[5664] = "\"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.\" -- Fred Adler";
   q2Quotes[5665] = "PEACE, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5666] = "Sam: This is the world's coolest goat. The Lady: Why? Sam: Um, I think it's because she's a little crazy upstairs.";
   q2Quotes[5667] = "If I had $250,000 to blow in college, do you know how pimp our room would be? -- Colleen Petros";
   q2Quotes[5668] = "Did I say 2? I lied.";
   q2Quotes[5669] = "\"Tourists are terrorists with cameras; terrorists are tourists with guns.\" -- Andrei Codresque";
   q2Quotes[5670] = "Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.";
   q2Quotes[5671] = "\"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5672] = "\"The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5673] = "We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa";
   q2Quotes[5674] = "I want to be bald like Jay Buhner. Because a bald head is a happy head. -- my nine-year-old cousin David";
   q2Quotes[5675] = "BORE, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5676] = "\"The only one who could ever beat me was the son of a pizza man.\" -- A drunken friend's version of \"Preacher Man\"";
   q2Quotes[5677] = "(Our cross country team is walking back to school after a \"Slurpee run\".) Bystander: Aren't you guys supposed to be running? Andy Z. (several seconds later): Yeah, shut up!";
   q2Quotes[5678] = "I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides";
   q2Quotes[5679] = "The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.";
   q2Quotes[5680] = "Your fortune stateth: You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.";
   q2Quotes[5681] = "Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian Proverb";
   q2Quotes[5682] = "Is there ever a good reason to tax owls? -- Sarah, after Mr. Hartly used 'owls per acre' as an example of a tax that was unnecesary during the Renaissance.";
   q2Quotes[5683] = "\"I thought about becoming a communist tonight, but then I realized I'd have to share my beer.\" -- Erik Voigt";
   q2Quotes[5684] = "(Jeff F., Joe F., and Andy Z. are listening to Jesus Christ Superstar while parked in a field, after being awake for about 24 hours.) Mrs. B.: Jeff, you'll have to move your car Joe F. (looks straight at her and sings.): Ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da BA!";
   q2Quotes[5685] = "DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5686] = "\"The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.\" -- Norman Mailer";
   q2Quotes[5687] = "I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates";
   q2Quotes[5688] = "\"I have got two daughters and both are girls.\" -- Teacher telling his students about his family.";
   q2Quotes[5689] = "\"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense.\" -- Ken Kesey";
   q2Quotes[5690] = "\"In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.\" -- Truman Capote";
   q2Quotes[5691] = "That looks like a bowling ball with a butt crack. -- Melissa, referring to Sarah's plum.";
   q2Quotes[5692] = "The course of true love never did run smooth. -- William Shakespeare";
   q2Quotes[5693] = "\"I need coffee. Every time we start talking about Yoda I just want to go to sleep.\" -- Jen at work";
   q2Quotes[5694] = "Darn it, everything I need in life is somewhere else. -- Diana Zimmerman";
   q2Quotes[5695] = "Your fortune stateth: You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.";
   q2Quotes[5696] = "In the begining, there was nothing. God said, \"Let there be light!\" And there was light. There was still nothing, But you could see it a whole lot better -- Njkahn";
   q2Quotes[5697] = "Well, of course David Copperfield is better looking than you.... But I like you better.... Well, actually... I don't know him very well... -- Karen's mom, to Karen's dad";
   q2Quotes[5698] = "\"Life's too short for chess.\" -- H. J. Byron";
   q2Quotes[5699] = "Calm down -- it's only ones and zeroes.";
   q2Quotes[5700] = "\"He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.\" -- Bertolt Brecht";
   q2Quotes[5701] = "I've never been on this road before! -- Becky, on the return trip from the mall";
   q2Quotes[5702] = "\"Well I have been here so long that if there was a way I could open it I could have found it by now\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[5703] = "You didn't say it the way I think I should have heard it. -- SG, during a lover's argument";
   q2Quotes[5704] = "Your fortune stateth: Never reveal your best argument.";
   q2Quotes[5705] = "These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995";
   q2Quotes[5706] = "Eat bananas, 'cause it's not just a fruit, it's a way of life! -- Colleen";
   q2Quotes[5707] = "The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.";
   q2Quotes[5708] = "\"Fleesha, close the door! I'm melting!\" -- Perry, age 4, when his sister wouldn't close the screen door in the middle of December when it was 10 degrees outside.";
   q2Quotes[5709] = "I've been there.";
   q2Quotes[5710] = "Wasting time is an important part of living.";
   q2Quotes[5711] = "But this *is* the simplified version for the general public!";
   q2Quotes[5712] = "ADMIRATION, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5713] = "A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -- Patton";
   q2Quotes[5714] = "Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.";
   q2Quotes[5715] = "Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. -- George Jean Nathan";
   q2Quotes[5716] = "\"We owe most of what we know to about one hundred men. We owe most of what we have suffered to another hundred or so.\" -- R. W. Dickson";
   q2Quotes[5717] = "\"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.\" -- Rebecca West";
   q2Quotes[5718] = "We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt";
   q2Quotes[5719] = "Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds. -- Homer";
   q2Quotes[5720] = "\"I found a white fuzzy thing down between my legs and it turned out to be a french fry\" -- Ellie's Dad, after eating lunch with a cat in his lap.";
   q2Quotes[5721] = "When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff. -- Chinese proverb";
   q2Quotes[5722] = "\"Any movement in history which attempts to perpetuate itself, becomes reactionary.\" -- Josip Broz Tito";
   q2Quotes[5723] = "\"You don't want the patient to become vibrator dependent.\" -- Occupational therapy instructor";
   q2Quotes[5724] = "Dear God, you are dredging up muck from the bottom of my brain lake. -- Jody LaFerriere";
   q2Quotes[5725] = "Whenever I'm stoned, I always seem to talk with my mouth. -- Jenn, stoned, meaning to explain that she always seems to talk with her hands.";
   q2Quotes[5726] = "This sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have.";
   q2Quotes[5727] = "I forget clothelines exis. You know, you don't really think about clotheslines.... -- Amanda";
   q2Quotes[5728] = "Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.";
   q2Quotes[5729] = "This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers";
   q2Quotes[5730] = "When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.";
   q2Quotes[5731] = "When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner";
   q2Quotes[5732] = "Your fortune stateth: You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.";
   q2Quotes[5733] = "Your fortune stateth: Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.";
   q2Quotes[5734] = "\"Do you ever feel like you're repeating yourself? Do you ever feel like you're repeating yourself? Do you ever feel like... uh...\" -- Dr. Roach, British Lit Professor, SFASU";
   q2Quotes[5735] = "Look out! Behind you!";
   q2Quotes[5736] = "Your fortune stateth: Accent on helpful side of your nature.  Drain the moat.";
   q2Quotes[5737] = "Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.";
   q2Quotes[5738] = "A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[5739] = "\"Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.\" -- Henry Miller";
   q2Quotes[5740] = "Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show";
   q2Quotes[5741] = "\"If you give me something, you have to take it back.\" -- Logan Sigle, after drinking a girl's Coke and then wanting her to throw the can away.";
   q2Quotes[5742] = "\"Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?\" -- Judy Tenuta";
   q2Quotes[5743] = "\"We should set up this scholarship for students who have survived a terminal illness.\" -- RKW";
   q2Quotes[5744] = "I need some help with this squishy-squishy! -- the Girl whose name dare not be spoken (a.k.a. Sherry)";
   q2Quotes[5745] = "Ever have so much pot that.............. -- Emily";
   q2Quotes[5746] = "\"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.\" -- Mario Andretti";
   q2Quotes[5747] = "Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor";
   q2Quotes[5748] = "Proof by funding: How could three different government agencies be wrong?";
   q2Quotes[5749] = "\"Maybe I should get my sippy cup now.\" -- Mike Eide, taking offense to being called a boy";
   q2Quotes[5750] = "Nicky: The Virgin Mary was born on THAT day. She was the product of a virgin birth too. Me: Immaculate conception is not genetic.";
   q2Quotes[5751] = "\"Dad, you know how a bang on the head can make you silly, can a bang on the head ever make you smarter?\" -- Bryce, when 7 years old.";
   q2Quotes[5752] = "If people get tired of worshiping all those futile-seeming religions about \"good\" and \"bad\", they should worship entropy. -- Paul";
   q2Quotes[5753] = "\"Positive thinking doesn't sound like a very good idea to me. I'm sure it doesn't work. And if it does, it's probably real hard to do.\" -- Patrick";
   q2Quotes[5754] = "Life -- Love It or Leave It.";
   q2Quotes[5755] = "Which way is the ocean? -- the ever quotable Grandma E, while visiting St. Louis.";
   q2Quotes[5756] = "\"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[5757] = "\"Geometry with my Homies!!!\" -- my geometry teacher";
   q2Quotes[5758] = "\"WHAT is that noise?\" -- The response to the phone ringing at the Issaquah Crown Books store.";
   q2Quotes[5759] = "\"Aluminum was once a precious metal.\" -- Jules Verne";
   q2Quotes[5760] = "\"The discipline of desire is the background of character.\" -- John Locke";
   q2Quotes[5761] = "\"Become who you are.\" -- Nietzshe";
   q2Quotes[5762] = "We were born to die and we die to live. As seedlings of God, we barely blossom on earth; we fully flower in heaven. -- Russell M. Nelson, LDS Church News, April 1992 General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints";
   q2Quotes[5763] = "\"Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.\" -- Gore Vidal";
   q2Quotes[5764] = "\"I wonder if she'll check my hands for calluses.\" -- Missy, before her job interview.";
   q2Quotes[5765] = "To see you is to sympathize.";
   q2Quotes[5766] = "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. -- Napoleon Bonaparte";
   q2Quotes[5767] = "Your fortune stateth: $3,000,000.";
   q2Quotes[5768] = "\"I think it would be cool on the last day of spring break to, you know, risk my life and maybe die.\" -- Kathy, explaining her decision to ride the Skycoaster.";
   q2Quotes[5769] = "\"I laughed so hard I all most fell and landed on this skanky-ass bed!\" -- Roxie";
   q2Quotes[5770] = "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell";
   q2Quotes[5771] = "Oh my gosh, I get it! -- Amber, a blonde, two days after hearing this joke: \"How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday.\"";
   q2Quotes[5772] = "A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.";
   q2Quotes[5773] = "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.";
   q2Quotes[5774] = "\"ASJAUMA\" -- an interpretation of \"Ask your mom\" by Doc and Fudge when they were playing scrabble.";
   q2Quotes[5775] = "\"You know, there's three essentials to life: money, bacon, and sex. And you know what? I've only got one out of three.";
   q2Quotes[5776] = "Eric: You know something Derrick? Derrick: What? Eric: People are less friendly when they're on fire.";
   q2Quotes[5777] = "\"Damn! I'd be having one every six months!\" -- after a geography-class discussion in which it was mentioned that a certain state payed residents money for each child in their household.";
   q2Quotes[5778] = "There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana";
   q2Quotes[5779] = "Set the cart before the horse. -- John Heywood";
   q2Quotes[5780] = "Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. -- Dwight Eisenhower";
   q2Quotes[5781] = "Your fortune stateth: Your love life will be happy and harmonious.";
   q2Quotes[5782] = "\"I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.\" -- Harold S. Kushner";
   q2Quotes[5783] = "\"I was watching this movie and it sounded that you were speaking another language.\" -- Roxie";
   q2Quotes[5784] = "Your fortune stateth: You will be surprised by a loud noise.";
   q2Quotes[5785] = "\"If my life was nothing but a movie script, I would have written out of the plot already.\" -- Jennifer Nicholoff";
   q2Quotes[5786] = "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me! -- Henry Ford";
   q2Quotes[5787] = "Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon";
   q2Quotes[5788] = "NOTICE: -- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY -- (The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)";
   q2Quotes[5789] = "\"Oh, cool!!! Exploding sheep!!!\" -- John and Joel while playing Warcraft II";
   q2Quotes[5790] = "\"Any synopsis of a good book is a stupid synopsis.\" -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne";
   q2Quotes[5791] = "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau";
   q2Quotes[5792] = "CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5793] = "I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989";
   q2Quotes[5794] = "LAWFUL, adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5795] = "A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road. -- Alexander Smith";
   q2Quotes[5796] = "\"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.\" -- Maugham";
   q2Quotes[5797] = "\"Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower.\" -- Mr. Horowitz \"Oh, yeah? Well, bite me\" -- One of us to Mr. Horowitz";
   q2Quotes[5798] = "To be honest, I don't give a rat's a$$ either way, I just want to be part of the promo. -- heard on a local radio station";
   q2Quotes[5799] = "\"Melpyou?\" -- Mike \"Bubbles\" Madril, imitating the drive-thru window guys at Taco Bell in Pueblo, Colorado.";
   q2Quotes[5800] = "May I never have sex with ANYONE. -- Alison";
   q2Quotes[5801] = "I gotta piece of your meat! -- Kerry, after biting Ron's hand through his shirt.";
   q2Quotes[5802] = "Drop that pickle!";
   q2Quotes[5803] = "-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.";
   q2Quotes[5804] = "(This was heard while \"Uncle\" Ben was playing some video game in the next room) -- (blam-BLAM-explosion) \"Yeah, siddown, Waldo! Ya'll don't be frontin' on Uncle Ben!\" -- \"Uncle\" Ben";
   q2Quotes[5805] = "I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere";
   q2Quotes[5806] = "Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.";
   q2Quotes[5807] = "God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!";
   q2Quotes[5808] = "\"This would work if you used your head for more than an ear divider.\" -- My algebra teacher";
   q2Quotes[5809] = "Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?";
   q2Quotes[5810] = "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes";
   q2Quotes[5811] = "The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[5812] = "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -- Rich Cook";
   q2Quotes[5813] = "Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons";
   q2Quotes[5814] = "Thou shalt eat green eggs and ham -- obey thy God, I-am-that-I-am.";
   q2Quotes[5815] = "During a physical: Dr. Toney: Does this hurt? (Pushing on my stomach) Me: No. Dr. Toney: How about this? (Pushing on my stomach again) Me: No. Dr. Toney: What does it feel like? Me: It feels like... someone pushing on my stomach.";
   q2Quotes[5816] = "Blue paint today. [Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson. Ed.]";
   q2Quotes[5817] = "\"Soy salsa! Soy salsa!\" -- Mark S., shouting at a very confused non-English-speaking Chinese restaurant owner in Torremolinos, Spain. For you non-Spanish speakers, he was yelling 'I am sauce! I am sauce!'. Soy sauce is actually 'salsa de soya' in spanish.";
   q2Quotes[5818] = "The early worm gets the bird.";
   q2Quotes[5819] = "Keep the phase, baby.";
   q2Quotes[5820] = "Your fortune stateth: You may be recognized soon.  Hide.";
   q2Quotes[5821] = "Your fortune stateth: Stay the curse.";
   q2Quotes[5822] = "CONSULT, v.i. To seek another's disapproval of a course already decided on. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5823] = "\"Belief in God? An afterlife? I believe in rock: this apodictic rock beneath my feet.\" -- Edward Abbey";
   q2Quotes[5824] = "Karen: \"I'm f**king poor!\" Paul: \"Well, it's better to be f**king poor than not to be f**king at all.\"";
   q2Quotes[5825] = "\"Throw rocks at it; see if it's still alive. Oh, my god! What's it saying?\" -- Troy S., after an owl hit his truck and we got out to inspect it.";
   q2Quotes[5826] = "\"Actually I'm not 'Such' -- that's my evil twin. Boy, I'm just digging myself deeper and deeper aren't I?\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[5827] = "\"It sure is a great lake.\" -- Mary, looking at Lake Michigan";
   q2Quotes[5828] = "NOVEL, n. A short story padded. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911";
   q2Quotes[5829] = "Memory should be the starting point of the present.";
   q2Quotes[5830] = "Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbins";
   q2Quotes[5831] = "\"You don't have to draw me.\" -- Mrs. Nicole, at Daphne Intermediate School, when we had to draw something to represent \"beautiful\".";
   q2Quotes[5832] = "It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett";
   q2Quotes[5833] = "Anything you say will be distorted and remixed and used against you.";
   q2Quotes[5834] = "*All* television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler";
   q2Quotes[5835] = "\"If I would be saying that to you, I would be fabricating to you.\" -- John J. Dadonna, Superintendent of Schools";
   q2Quotes[5836] = "Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[5837] = "Your fortune stateth: You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into.";
   q2Quotes[5838] = "\"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart.\" -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez";
   q2Quotes[5839] = "Your fortune stateth: Cheer Up!  Things are getting worse at a slower rate.";
   q2Quotes[5840] = "There could ANYTHING up in that attic. Maybe I even have an evil twin up there. That explains why I'm an only child! -- Alana";
   q2Quotes[5841] = "The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green";
   q2Quotes[5842] = "Who are you calling a melting piece of poo, you nostril flake! -- Heather";
   q2Quotes[5843] = "Charity begins at home. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)";
   q2Quotes[5844] = "Kate: \"If moths fly toward light, why don't they fly to the sun?\" Robert: \"They're nocturnal.\" Kate: \"Why don't they fly to the moon, then?\" Robert: \"Go to sleep, Kate.\"";
   q2Quotes[5845] = "\"The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.\" -- Cyril Parkinson";
   q2Quotes[5846] = "Your fortune stateth: You will feel hungry again in another hour.";
   q2Quotes[5847] = "(Redneck man to group of young men sitting in a Denny's in the middle of the night): \"You boys registered for the draft?\" Aaron Hemmings (one of the young men): \"Uh, I like beer.\"";
   q2Quotes[5848] = "\"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.\" -- Hemingway";
   q2Quotes[5849] = "\"Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.\" -- Bertolt Brecht";
   q2Quotes[5850] = "Kiki: How have your eyes been? Have you had any problems seeing distances? Julie: I don't know. I haven't been looking.";
   q2Quotes[5851] = "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1.";
   q2Quotes[5852] = "\"I have found you an argument: but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[5853] = "\"Inquiry is fatal to certainty.\" -- Will Durant";
   q2Quotes[5854] = "\"When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.\" -- Thomas Jefferson";
   q2Quotes[5855] = "Your fortune stateth: You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow you'll be dead.";
   q2Quotes[5856] = "\"Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.\" -- Jules Feiffer";
   q2Quotes[5857] = "Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles. Oh, and have a nice day! -- Bryce Nesbitt '84";
   q2Quotes[5858] = "Wouldn't it be SO cool to have Harrison Ford as your dad? I mean, it would suck because you would sweat your dad, but it would still be cool. -- Amanda";
   q2Quotes[5859] = "\"The Sun is a stunningly mediocre star, but it is our star and we love it.\" -- Astronomy Prof Balbus";
   q2Quotes[5860] = "If you want me with you on the landing; you have to include me on the take-off. -- Vincent Scalia,Dean College of Health and Human Sciences University of Northern Colorado";
   q2Quotes[5861] = "\"Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.\" -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5862] = "Argument at breakfast in the dining hall: Jenny: Give me back my kiwi... or I'll dash your apple to the ground! Melissa: Apples bounce, you fool!";
   q2Quotes[5863] = "The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.";
   q2Quotes[5864] = "Shannon: (after tasting something cooking on the stove) This tastes like ... like ... that sticky stuff on envelopes! Mom: Glue?";
   q2Quotes[5865] = "Physics, schmisics... hand me the wrench. -- FinalKoban";
   q2Quotes[5866] = "\"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.\" -- Friedrich Nietzsche";
   q2Quotes[5867] = "Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire";
   q2Quotes[5868] = "\"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.\" -- Frank Zappa";
   q2Quotes[5869] = "\"If you are looking for someone who cares, here is my phonecard.\" -- Andrew Morris";
   q2Quotes[5870] = "\"Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5871] = "If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer";
   q2Quotes[5872] = "Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. -- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point";
   q2Quotes[5873] = "\"I guess a similar accident will befall another celebrity, since those things always come in trees.\" -- Miller, about the skiing deaths of Michael Kennedy and Sonny Bono";
   q2Quotes[5874] = "\"Where've I been? Um... here and there. There, mostly.\" -- Kaolin";
   q2Quotes[5875] = "\"All Bobs must die!! ... Ok, ok, so I have an unhealthy obsession with death. So?\" -- Daniel \"Fluffy\"";
   q2Quotes[5876] = "RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5877] = "\"You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.\" -- Lois Platford";
   q2Quotes[5878] = "Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[5879] = "Your fortune stateth: Cold hands, no gloves.";
   q2Quotes[5880] = "There is always someone worse off than yourself.";
   q2Quotes[5881] = "\"If we leave now we won't have to walk as far.\" -- Girl in crowd, near the end of a basketbal game.";
   q2Quotes[5882] = "Where there is love there is life. -- Gandhi";
   q2Quotes[5883] = "\"That's the problem with tradition, it's always dated.\" -- Curt George Siffert";
   q2Quotes[5884] = "Your fortune stateth: Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.";
   q2Quotes[5885] = "\"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.\" -- Jorge Luis Borges";
   q2Quotes[5886] = "\"Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.\" -- Anna Freud";
   q2Quotes[5887] = "\"I'm sure glad my ancestors did not invent the flush toilet. Then my name would be crap. Poor Thomas Crapper.\" -- John";
   q2Quotes[5888] = "We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean. -- Carl Sagan";
   q2Quotes[5889] = "Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman";
   q2Quotes[5890] = "\"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.\" -- Herbert George Wells";
   q2Quotes[5891] = "\"Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.\" -- W. C. Fields";
   q2Quotes[5892] = "Your fortune stateth: You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely larger than others.";
   q2Quotes[5893] = "\"Do you believe in intuition?\" \"No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will.\"";
   q2Quotes[5894] = "\"The basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.\" -- Chuq Von Rospach";
   q2Quotes[5895] = "\"All Bibles are man-made.\" -- Thomas Alva Edison";
   q2Quotes[5896] = "\"There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.\" -- Frank Vincent Zappa";
   q2Quotes[5897] = "Mark: Hey, did you see Carl wearing Claire's sweatshirt the other day? Julie: They're going out; they can do that. Me: Still, I guess it's a good thing Claire doesn't wear skirts that often...";
   q2Quotes[5898] = "Christina: \"My parents called me and said they're having a huge snowstorm tonight.\" Meghan: \"Are they inviting lots of guests?\"";
   q2Quotes[5899] = "A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.";
   q2Quotes[5900] = "No brain, no headache! -- Jerry Ziehme";
   q2Quotes[5901] = "Your fortune stateth: You should go home.";
   q2Quotes[5902] = "\"Why would you eat an egg?\" -- Mary, during the Super Bowl";
   q2Quotes[5903] = "Student: \"Madame, can we have some more of that bread?\" Teacher: \"No, no. The rest of this is for fifth hour.\" (Bread topples to floor.) (Teacher hurriedly gathers it up and puts it back in the bag) Teacher: \"Well, we won't tell fifth hour.\"";
   q2Quotes[5904] = "\"To err is human. To forgive is not our policy.\" - MIT Assassins' Guild";
   q2Quotes[5905] = "ZEAL, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5906] = "I plan to accumulate as many shoes as Imelda Marcos while cultivating an aura of virtue exceeding that of Mother Theresa. -- Seen in a .signature file";
   q2Quotes[5907] = "Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe";
   q2Quotes[5908] = "Everything should be built top-down, except this time.";
   q2Quotes[5909] = "\"To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.\" -- Anatole France";
   q2Quotes[5910] = "Me: What's new? Claire: The past tense of \"snow.\"";
   q2Quotes[5911] = "\"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.\" -- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict";
   q2Quotes[5912] = "VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5913] = "\"We made mad love, shadow love, random love, and abandoned love, Accidentally like a martyr...\" -- Warren Zevon";
   q2Quotes[5914] = "\"I see the freaking elephant!\" -- Cheryl";
   q2Quotes[5915] = "\"I used to think I was god. I don't think that anymore. I know it.\" -- Ryan";
   q2Quotes[5916] = "\"Damn all expurgated books; the dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book.\" -- Walt Whitman";
   q2Quotes[5917] = "Your fortune stateth: Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. -- Ashleigh Brilliant";
   q2Quotes[5918] = "\"Oh yeah? Well, blah blah blah to you, too. And while you're at it, bite me.\" -- Jen's brilliant riposte to some moron in a parking lot.";
   q2Quotes[5919] = "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide";
   q2Quotes[5920] = "Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck";
   q2Quotes[5921] = "\"Will you chicken fry me a steak?\" -- Dennis, to Tedi, in the company of several friends.";
   q2Quotes[5922] = "\"Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.\" -- Chekhov";
   q2Quotes[5923] = "\"I am the evil Anti-Garth!\" -- Ellie, wearing the photo-negative version of Garth Brooks's outfit in the video for \"The Red Strokes\"";
   q2Quotes[5924] = "Life is like a simile.";
   q2Quotes[5925] = "In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley";
   q2Quotes[5926] = "There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor";
   q2Quotes[5927] = "\"Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you.\" -- Douglas Adams";
   q2Quotes[5928] = "Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to the congenitally sinful, who know when to play with it and when to let it alone. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[5929] = "\"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.\" -- George Bernard Shaw";
   q2Quotes[5930] = "Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep? J: \"What time is it?\" P: \"What?\" J: \"What time is it?\" P: \"What?\" J: \"Around second base.\"";
   q2Quotes[5931] = "Your fortune stateth: Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.";
   q2Quotes[5932] = "The turkey sandwich is on the roof! -- Emily";
   q2Quotes[5933] = "\"It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.\" -- Havelock Ellis";
   q2Quotes[5934] = "The street finds its own uses for technology; the net finds its own uses for garbage.";
   q2Quotes[5935] = "If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards";
   q2Quotes[5936] = "\"A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.\" -- Max Weinreich";
   q2Quotes[5937] = "The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley";
   q2Quotes[5938] = "...like it's a penis if it's on his face! -- Lauren";
   q2Quotes[5939] = "\"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.\" -- Ronald Mabbitt";
   q2Quotes[5940] = "The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.";
   q2Quotes[5941] = "All phone calls are obscene. -- Karen Elizabeth Gordon";
   q2Quotes[5942] = "Your fortune stateth: Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.";
   q2Quotes[5943] = "\"You know, if they hate dyslexics that much, they should form a group called D.A.P.-People Against Dyslexia.\" -- Michelle Zalas";
   q2Quotes[5944] = "Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[5945] = "Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.";
   q2Quotes[5946] = "-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.";
   q2Quotes[5947] = "PLEBISCITE, n. A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5948] = "\"[David] Cronenberg is to Toronto as John Hughes is to Chicago.\" -- David Plant, Toronto Film Commissioner";
   q2Quotes[5949] = "I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.";
   q2Quotes[5950] = "\"You know that a party sucks when the people are playing charades. Charades? What the hell? Did we run out of beer?\" -- My English Prof";
   q2Quotes[5951] = "\"Let's go over to their house, go up to their door... and just... stand there.\" -- Joey D., trying to think of a prank to play on some girls from school.";
   q2Quotes[5952] = "\"Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.\" -- W. S. Gilbert";
   q2Quotes[5953] = "It's so auxillariting! -- Corey, Wake Forest University";
   q2Quotes[5954] = "A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[5955] = "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[5956] = "Blame Saint Andreas -- it's all his fault.";
   q2Quotes[5957] = "Many are called, few volunteer.";
   q2Quotes[5958] = "JAPANESE MINIMALISM: The most frequently offered interior design aesthetic used by rootless career-hopping young people. -- Douglas Coupland";
   q2Quotes[5959] = "I invision a day when chickens can cross the road without having their intentions put into question. -- Matt Rose, in a Dramatic Public Orator voice.";
   q2Quotes[5960] = "Your fortune stateth: Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.";
   q2Quotes[5961] = "\"The only thing that separates us from the animals is superstition and mindless rituals.\" -- Daniel Klein";
   q2Quotes[5962] = "Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith";
   q2Quotes[5963] = "\"We killed 'em and ate 'em alive.\" -- Overheard at the Waffle House.";
   q2Quotes[5964] = "An eel in the grass is an eel indeed. -- my brother, Ben Sichel.";
   q2Quotes[5965] = "Coffee is my only REAL friend.";
   q2Quotes[5966] = "\"Sometimes you are too insightful. I'm going to have to kill you now...\" -- Julie to the insightful Jen";
   q2Quotes[5967] = "Substitute \"damn\" every time you're inclined to write \"very\"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain";
   q2Quotes[5968] = "\"Colonies do not cease to be colonies because they are independent.\" -- Benjamin Disraeli";
   q2Quotes[5969] = "\"Go evil twin someone else.\" -- Ellie on IRC, after someone \"borrowed\" her nickname";
   q2Quotes[5970] = "If heat rises and cold sinks, why do icebergs float? -- Julie J.";
   q2Quotes[5971] = "PATIENCE, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[5972] = "\"Bacon?\" -- My friend Mark's standard greeting when answering the phone at someone else's house.";
   q2Quotes[5973] = "\"Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.\" -- John Kenneth Galbraith";
   q2Quotes[5974] = "It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.";
   q2Quotes[5975] = "They'll beam it out of our bowels. -- Mark, in reference to a future time when toilets are no longer necessary.";
   q2Quotes[5976] = "Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley";
   q2Quotes[5977] = "Your fortune stateth: A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.";
   q2Quotes[5978] = "If I could whistle I'd whistle twice. -- Brent Suerdieck, after seeing a girl and realizing he couldn't whistle.";
   q2Quotes[5979] = "Bert is not a muppet, he is a human. -- Prany";
   q2Quotes[5980] = "People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
   q2Quotes[5981] = "Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo";
   q2Quotes[5982] = "Chris: \"How DID you get those Jehovah's Witnesses to stop coming around all the time?\" \"Uncle\" Ben: \"I answered the door naked a couple of times.\"";
   q2Quotes[5983] = "\"Quoth the raven... smorgasbord.\" -- Chris, about a raven that went after a small dog.";
   q2Quotes[5984] = "\"Are you saying the forest isn't conducive to finding sticks?\" -- Ryan McDavitt, at a bonfire";
   q2Quotes[5985] = "Unethical or Unethics? Maybe it is unethics! -- Jin Chul Kim";
   q2Quotes[5986] = "Well, while YOU were dancing to boring old CDs, WE got to dance to a gumball machine. -- Allyson, telling a friend who actually had a date what a few of us single girls were doing during the school dance.";
   q2Quotes[5987] = "I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur";
   q2Quotes[5988] = "Our team is not bad, we are just... um... wait a second, I'll think of it. -- Carrie, basketball coach, after a loosing season.";
   q2Quotes[5989] = "\"#3528. The law respects form less than substance.\" -- California Civil Code, \"Maxims of Jurisprudence\"";
   q2Quotes[5990] = "\"Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.\" -- Robert D. Sprecht";
   q2Quotes[5991] = "Everything you know is wrong!";
   q2Quotes[5992] = "AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.";
   q2Quotes[5993] = "The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. -- Yiddish Proverb";
   q2Quotes[5994] = "The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle";
   q2Quotes[5995] = "I wonder if they looked at me funny because I made that gross noise, or if it was because I'm a car. -- Karen";
   q2Quotes[5996] = "I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President";
   q2Quotes[5997] = "Nathan: \"Professior Dember, you mind if I call you Bill?\" Prof. Dember: \"Yes\"";
   q2Quotes[5998] = "\"If ease of use is the highest goal, we should all be driving golf carts.\" -- Larry Wall";
   q2Quotes[5999] = "It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[6000] = "Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[6001] = "\"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.\" -- Henry Louis Mencken";
   q2Quotes[6002] = "\"If you can't communicate clearly in writing, perhaps the Internet is not the best place for you, eh?\" -- Barb MacRae";
   q2Quotes[6003] = "Your fortune stateth: You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.";
   q2Quotes[6004] = "Predestination was doomed from the start.";
   q2Quotes[6005] = "Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. -- Arabian proverb";
   q2Quotes[6006] = "He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.";
   q2Quotes[6007] = "\"No we're not! We're deaf!\" -- In response to somebody's comment, \"Look, they're blind,\" while walking past a sign language class.";
   q2Quotes[6008] = "J: \"My jacket doesn't fit right.\" O: \"Maybe you could-\" J: \"You're right. I SHOULD staple my jacket to my pants.\" [And does so.]";
   q2Quotes[6009] = "\"Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff -- it is a palliative rather than a remedy.\" -- Peter De Vries";
   q2Quotes[6010] = "\"AAAAAAAAAAAGH.\" -- Angie";
   q2Quotes[6011] = "I'm still perplexed about my socks. -- Joe";
   q2Quotes[6012] = "\"Against the Word the unstilled world still whirled About the center of the silent Word.\" -- T.S. Eliot";
   q2Quotes[6013] = "\"The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.\" -- Jim Samuels";
   q2Quotes[6014] = "MK: If my feet had nipples, they'd be erect right now. -- In a really cold car, wearing sandals.";
   q2Quotes[6015] = "\"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.\" -- Samuel Johnson";
   q2Quotes[6016] = "\"Fork split my ass.\" -- K Katzin-Nystrom, while trying to open an English muffin.";
   q2Quotes[6017] = "\"Oh, I'm going to town to visit my lady, my lady so sweet and chaste... chased by the men, chased by the dogs, chased....\" -- Jacob, making up an impromptu song while driving home.";
   q2Quotes[6018] = "\"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.\" -- Robert Frost";
   q2Quotes[6019] = "After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare";
   q2Quotes[6020] = "\"Hey, for the first time ever, I actually *like* my neighbors.\" -- Shay, defending his choice of living next to Western State (a mental institution).";
   q2Quotes[6021] = "Work is a four-letter word. -- The Smiths (Morrissey)";
   q2Quotes[6022] = "\"I don't want to look any more gay than I already am.\" -- Mark, explaining why he didn't want to get his nails done.";
   q2Quotes[6023] = "\"There something about being in a pool of water, it's theraputic... Then again, so is bran, I suppose\" -- \"Squeeky\"";
   q2Quotes[6024] = "\"Yeah, that's what they think in Jerkland!\" -- Colin D., during some kind of argument.";
   q2Quotes[6025] = "\"You, my boy, if you want to be a good pickpocket, need to learn how to tell a wallet from a maxipad.\" -- Jessica";
   q2Quotes[6026] = "What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry";
   q2Quotes[6027] = "\"Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.\" -- Abbott Joseph Liebling";
   q2Quotes[6028] = "No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.";
   q2Quotes[6029] = "Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James";
   q2Quotes[6030] = "Do you have lysdexia?";
   q2Quotes[6031] = "Do, or do not; there is no try.";
   q2Quotes[6032] = "\"Modern medicine is so wonderful! Yesterday I went for an X-ray, and they showed me my spleen. I didn't even know I had a spleen!\" -- Mr. Greene, College Professor";
   q2Quotes[6033] = "Quick! put your underwear on before my mom sees you! -- I directed this to Daniel after drying his clothes when he jumped in my pool in a mid-February freeze.";
   q2Quotes[6034] = "Your fortune stateth: You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You'll learn a lot today.";
   q2Quotes[6035] = "Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have. -- Rabbi H. Schachtel, The Real Enjoyment of Living";
   q2Quotes[6036] = "Teacher: What part of the word \"no\" don't you understand? Kyle: The \"n\" part. -- Kyle, ornery 8 year old";
   q2Quotes[6037] = "Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu";
   q2Quotes[6038] = "Mother Earth is not flat!";
   q2Quotes[6039] = "If the future isn't what it used to be, does that mean that the past is subject to change in times to come?";
   q2Quotes[6040] = "You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler";
   q2Quotes[6041] = "\"Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[6042] = "\"Those freshmen are so cute... I wish I had a gun.\" -- Michelle Zalas, about some annoying freshmen down the hall.";
   q2Quotes[6043] = "\"I have crap on my pants! ... Not REAL crap, mind you.\" -- Jess R.";
   q2Quotes[6044] = "\"We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal.\" -- Anatole France";
   q2Quotes[6045] = "\"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy.\" -- Richard Linklater";
   q2Quotes[6046] = "Is death legally binding?";
   q2Quotes[6047] = "\"Now we're livin' fat. Fat City.\" -- Brian's dad, in response to having diced spam in his scrambled eggs.";
   q2Quotes[6048] = "When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. -- Lynch";
   q2Quotes[6049] = "Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.";
   q2Quotes[6050] = "When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright";
   q2Quotes[6051] = "In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -- Charlie Brown, character in \"Peanuts\" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz";
   q2Quotes[6052] = "\"The life which is unexamined is not worth living.\" -- Plato";
   q2Quotes[6053] = "\"His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside. Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew...\"";
   q2Quotes[6054] = "Melissa: You know, the island with the galloping tortoises. Amanda: You mean the Galapagos Islands? Melissa: Yeah, them. I always thought tortoises were slow.";
   q2Quotes[6055] = "A stitch in time saves nine.";
   q2Quotes[6056] = "He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.";
   q2Quotes[6057] = "I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin";
   q2Quotes[6058] = "Please! Just one drag on your cigarrette and I'll turn into Fabio for you, c'mon, just one drag. No drag, no Fabio for you. -- Jesse, in a drunken nicotine-craving state.";
   q2Quotes[6059] = "\"You guys, my dress is DRUNK! Every time i take a drink, it gets so much shorter!!!\" -- drunk psycho roommate";
   q2Quotes[6060] = "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein";
   q2Quotes[6061] = "See, I can stand having just one bottle of cereal, but ... -- Sue, forgetting which type of container breakfast products typically come in....";
   q2Quotes[6062] = "\"Short of running it through a blender, I don't think I could have killed it any faster.\" -- Jen, about a plant at work. (It was fine on Friday night but Monday morning it was crinkly and brown.)";
   q2Quotes[6063] = "Jon: \"So, do you think you would ask her out?\" Aaron: \"Yeah.... Uh huh.... Maybe.... Well, probably not.... No.\"";
   q2Quotes[6064] = "DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[6065] = "This is NOT a repeat.";
   q2Quotes[6066] = "Connie: \"Did you hear a dog barking?\" Mark: \"Hmm? Oh, I thought it was a turkey.\"";
   q2Quotes[6067] = "\"Do you want cheese or lettuce on your taco?\" -- Taco shop waiter to Buck in Seattle in 1970.";
   q2Quotes[6068] = "\"Goldilocks is about property rights. Little Red Riding Hood is a tale of seduction, rape, murder, and cannibalism.\" -- Bernard J. Hibbits";
   q2Quotes[6069] = "\"Hey you! Get back here! I need a replacement!\" -- Ellie";
   q2Quotes[6070] = "\"Put on your seat belt. I wanna try something.\" -- Shay, to the guy at the DMV on his *first* attempt at getting a driver's license.";
   q2Quotes[6071] = "Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. -- Samuel Paterson";
   q2Quotes[6072] = "Sleep deprivation is fun -- you see such pretty colors.";
   q2Quotes[6073] = "She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud.";
   q2Quotes[6074] = "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[6075] = "\"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.\" -- Sarah";
   q2Quotes[6076] = "\"God's not in Indiana?\" \"No, Satan lives in Indiana. God just stays away.\" -- Cheri & Benji";
   q2Quotes[6077] = "A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet. -- Lao Tsu";
   q2Quotes[6078] = "The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945";
   q2Quotes[6079] = "\"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.\" -- Aldous Huxley";
   q2Quotes[6080] = "\"I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[6081] = "Tempt me with a spoon!";
   q2Quotes[6082] = "May be we have to train the ethics. -- Jin Chul Kim";
   q2Quotes[6083] = "Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman";
   q2Quotes[6084] = "\"It's just a big shelf.\" -- Ryan Mellinger, explaining his philosophy of the floor.";
   q2Quotes[6085] = "Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!";
   q2Quotes[6086] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't worry.  Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.";
   q2Quotes[6087] = "(Ryan, Tomas, Ed, and a bunch of other guys are are stopped by a teenage girl as they are walking downtown....) Girl: Do any of you guys have a cigarette? Ryan: Sorry, we're not cool enough to smoke.";
   q2Quotes[6088] = "Your fortune stateth: An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.";
   q2Quotes[6089] = "\"Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.\" -- Bertrand Russell";
   q2Quotes[6090] = "A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. -- Stanley Baldwin";
   q2Quotes[6091] = "Did you know ... That no-one ever reads these things?";
   q2Quotes[6092] = "Your fortune stateth: Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.";
   q2Quotes[6093] = "Priest: There's something wrong with this microphone. 9th grade confirmation student: And also with you.";
   q2Quotes[6094] = "\"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.\" -- Edgar Allen Poe";
   q2Quotes[6095] = "(Andy Z. removes some weights from a meterstick which CJ is holding.) Joe F.: You just stole his torque! CJ: Yeah, you massively narfed up my torquage.";
   q2Quotes[6096] = "\"Hope is the lease of submission.\" -- Raoul Vaneigem";
   q2Quotes[6097] = "Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins";
   q2Quotes[6098] = "I hate combustion! -- Steph (doing chemistry homework)";
   q2Quotes[6099] = "Matt: \"Wow, that girl in the lime green thong isn't wearing a top.\" John: \"Uh Matt, that's not a girl.\"";
   q2Quotes[6100] = "Your fortune stateth: Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.";
   q2Quotes[6101] = "\"I just think he's gonna get awfully tired!\" -- Ryan, about the song \"I'm gonna rock and roll all night and party every day\".";
   q2Quotes[6102] = "An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes";
   q2Quotes[6103] = "\"A happy kind of terror.\" -- Julie clarifying the feeling experienced by Jen while Jen's Mom was driving.";
   q2Quotes[6104] = "Cute Waitress at Perkins: Enjoy your food! Drew: You too!";
   q2Quotes[6105] = "Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.";
   q2Quotes[6106] = "\"Don't confuse the water with the pump.\" -- Tom Wolfe";
   q2Quotes[6107] = "A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell";
   q2Quotes[6108] = "Your fortune stateth: Your present plans will be successful.";
   q2Quotes[6109] = "\"It is SO sporty! It looks just like a Miata!\" -- my friend Stephanie, talking about her new Metro convertible.";
   q2Quotes[6110] = "Odets, where is thy sting? -- George S. Kaufman";
   q2Quotes[6111] = "\"He's a b*st*rd! And if he ever asks me out again I will fall at his feet just... like... THAT!\" -- Jen, about a guy she hasn't recovered from yet.";
   q2Quotes[6112] = "\"So instead of Cinco de Mayo, it's going to be Cinco de...Cuatro.\" -- clueless DJ on 96.7 KHFI, Austin, TX";
   q2Quotes[6113] = "\"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.\" -- William Clayton";
   q2Quotes[6114] = "Me: I had to kiss your boo-boo. You: Listen here Ma'am, that there is no boo-boo!";
   q2Quotes[6115] = "-- The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Farenheit.";
   q2Quotes[6116] = "Your fortune stateth: Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.";
   q2Quotes[6117] = "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[6118] = "\"I was waiting for the universe to dispense some justice. Then I realized that the universe is too damn slow. But putting Nair in a shampoo bottle only takes a few minutes.\" -- Nancy";
   q2Quotes[6119] = "\"You be John Smith, I'll be Pocahontas.\" -- a 3 year-old to her babysitter's boyfriend";
   q2Quotes[6120] = "Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait. [If youth but knew, if old age but could.] -- Henri Estienne";
   q2Quotes[6121] = "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.";
   q2Quotes[6122] = "But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- Carl Sagan";
   q2Quotes[6123] = "Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith. -- Adel Bestavros";
   q2Quotes[6124] = "Aaron: C'mon, flank me! Megan: Flank yourself!";
   q2Quotes[6125] = "\"well, it seems doable so we should do it. if we can't then we should get no biscuits.\" -- tim@meer.net";
   q2Quotes[6126] = "The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes";
   q2Quotes[6127] = "\"Theory: when you have ideas. Ideology: when ideas have you.\" -- anonymous";
   q2Quotes[6128] = "Rotten wood cannot be carved. -- Confucius, \"Analects\", Book 5, Ch. 9";
   q2Quotes[6129] = "Jimmy: \"I'm too drunk to drive.\" Mike: \"I am too.\" Jimmy: \"Rock paper scissors; loser drives.\"";
   q2Quotes[6130] = "Your fortune stateth: You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.";
   q2Quotes[6131] = "\"And if the phone's not ringing, then it's me not calling!\" -- PJBJ to his sister Sue";
   q2Quotes[6132] = "The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate. -- Doug Sneyd";
   q2Quotes[6133] = "\"When in Rome, don't act all cocky because they'll get mad and kick you out.\" -- Andy";
   q2Quotes[6134] = "DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[6135] = "\"The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.\" -- Gustave Flaubert";
   q2Quotes[6136] = "\"Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.\" -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[6137] = "\"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?\" -- The Doctor";
   q2Quotes[6138] = "Ericka: \"But now there's no room in the sugar thing for the little you in the black dress!\" Ellie: \"I know, that's why I'm in that one on the other table.\"";
   q2Quotes[6139] = "What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die?";
   q2Quotes[6140] = "You'll never hear certain music again! -- Dirk";
   q2Quotes[6141] = "Integrity has no need for rules.";
   q2Quotes[6142] = "\"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.\" -- Maurice Chevalier";
   q2Quotes[6143] = "Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- Francois de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665";
   q2Quotes[6144] = "\"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.\" -- Ayn Rand";
   q2Quotes[6145] = "\"By George, I've got potato on my shoe!\" -- Kyle, drunk again";
   q2Quotes[6146] = "\"I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about.\" -- Don Mazankowski";
   q2Quotes[6147] = "\"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.\" -- H. H. Munro (Saki)";
   q2Quotes[6148] = "Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde";
   q2Quotes[6149] = "Your fortune stateth: Is this really happening?";
   q2Quotes[6150] = "\"Hey-hey! Hey you drivin'? Ha ha ha ha-hey-you drivin'?\" -- Bee Jay Joyer";
   q2Quotes[6151] = "\"His hair was perfect.\" -- Warren Zevon";
   q2Quotes[6152] = "\"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.\" -- Homer Simpson";
   q2Quotes[6153] = "Wild boars couldn't drag WHAT out of my anus?!?! -- Ian M. Borton, Esq.";
   q2Quotes[6154] = "Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.";
   q2Quotes[6155] = "If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh. -- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls";
   q2Quotes[6156] = "\"If you want me, you can find me, left of center, off of the strip.\" -- Suzanne Vega";
   q2Quotes[6157] = "Your fortune stateth: Save energy: be apathetic.";
   q2Quotes[6158] = "FUTURE, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. -- Ambrose Bierce";
   q2Quotes[6159] = "The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.";
   q2Quotes[6160] = "[Matt & Aaron wait in the food court for Nate to work at the fry place] Matt & Aaron: Nate, can you hook us up with some fries and drinks? Nate, fry man: You two again? Don't you guys have lives?";
   q2Quotes[6161] = "There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century B.C.";
   q2Quotes[6162] = "\"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.\" -- Frank Lloyd Wright";
   q2Quotes[6163] = "A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.";
   q2Quotes[6164] = "Criticism is prejudice made plausible. -- H. L. Mencken";
   q2Quotes[6165] = "\"That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.\" -- Charles Chincholles";
   q2Quotes[6166] = "\"It's not so much a question of if I'm going to get a job, but whether I'm going to get a job.\" -- Dan";
   q2Quotes[6167] = "\"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment.\" -- Robert Benchley";
   q2Quotes[6168] = "\"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.\" -- Blaise Pascal";
   q2Quotes[6169] = "\"This is larger than 10 cm, so that means it must be close to infinity.\" -- Prof. Beck";
   q2Quotes[6170] = "Your fortune stateth: Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.";
   q2Quotes[6171] = "All the world's a stage -- don't let yourself be the cue card person! -- Kelli Girl";
   q2Quotes[6172] = "We must die because we have known them. -- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C.";
   q2Quotes[6173] = "Jan (playing chess with Ben): \"What do you think about that move, huh?\" (Ben silently takes Jan's queen) Jan (after brief pause): \"[expletive deleted]\"";
   q2Quotes[6174] = "STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911";
   q2Quotes[6175] = "tif can't see how dishes have anything to do with human life or moral and ethical issues, unless the dishes have shreds of human flesh stuck to them.";


   int q2SourcesLength = 8;
   char* q2Sources[q2SourcesLength];
   q2Sources[0] = "Sources/Info: \"The Quotes 'R' Us\" database. Retreived: 28 December 2004 / 23 Feburary 2005 / 14 October 1997. Source: http://quotes-r-us.org/quote.shtml";
   q2Sources[1] = "\"UNIX fortune command default database: Miscellaneous, Fortunes, Platitudes\". Retreived: Sun 25 July 2004. UNIX fortune source: http://rpms.mandrakeclub.com/rpms/old/9.0/i586/Mandrake/RPMS/fortune-mod-1.0-30mdk.i586.html";
   q2Sources[2] = "\".sig Quotes\" Retrieved: Sun 25 July 2004. Source: http://www.innocence.com/~durrell/sig.html";
   q2Sources[3] = "\"Funny firm - Funny quotes!!!!\". Retreived: Friday 27 August 2004. Source: http://members.aol.com/funnyfirm/quotes.htm";
   q2Sources[4] = "\"The Quotations Archive\". Retreived: Saturday 2 December 2004 (estimated). Source: http://www.aphids.com/cgi-bin/quotes.pl?act=ShowSubjects";
   q2Sources[5] = "The sources have been modified from their original versions. This document (as an edited collection of different sources in one document) is copyright, but may be used for free.";
   q2Sources[6] = "Permission was granted where needed to use the sources in this database. Don't read the whole collection at once. :-)";
   q2Sources[7] = "Quotes in this database may be unsuitable for children. End Sources/Info.";





   if(argc == 2 && strcmp(argv[0], "-s"))
   {
   	  for(int i = 0; i < q2SourcesLength; i++)
   	  {
   	  	 puts(q2Sources[i]);
   	  }
   }
   else
   {
      srand(time(NULL));

      int index = rand();
      while(index > q2QuotesLength)
      {
      	 index = rand();
      }

      puts(q2Quotes[index]);
      puts("Type `q2q -s` for sources");
   }
}