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cogwerks01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,[email protected]@,GENERIC@NT13@,HIGH@,Centcom Cares@,It has come to our attention that employee@,morale has been unacceptably low in many of@, our outer installations as of late.@,Low morale results in such problems as@,1) lost productivity, 2) malingering,@,3) disloyalty, and@,4) flagrant and willfull destruction of station resources and fellow personnel.@,We understand that deep-space habitation comes with many social and mental challenges,@,but this is no excuse for poor performance.@,@,To maintain morale, please make sure to take@,advantage of your station's recreational facilities@,during your scheduled breaks.@,If you require some safe excitement, a fully-equipped@,virtual reality arcade can be found near Crew Quarters.@,Staff members who wish to maintain proper physical health@,can find a productive outlet for day-to-day stress in the Fitness Center.@,@,Nature enthusiasts will enjoy the ornithological wonders and soothing hoots within the Owlery.@,Every installation has an in-house two-star* restaurant for your eating and dining pleasure.@,For those who have earned time away from station,@,you may wish to consult with your local Telescience Research staff@,regarding exciting vacation opportunities.@,@,And remember, in times of spiritual crisis, our@,expert multi-faith theological staff is always ready to offer you guidance in your Chapel.@,@,Thank you,@,Thad Davies@,Regional Assistant Director of Human Resources@,Nanotrasen, INC.
hubbert01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,???@NT13@,IFISHER@NT13@,STANDARD@,hey@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED@,DEHUMANIZE YOUR
isaidno02@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,K.GREIVES@NT13@,ALL@NT13@,HIGH@,NETWORK USAGE POLICY@,It has come to my attention again that one or more of you have been using@,allocated free drive space on the station network to store personal entertainment@,software and other frivolous non-essential files. Specifically, we have once again@,found copies of the Jennifer's Martian Fun Night FunRom series in the network's@,allocated free space. The individual responsible has been discovered and disciplined@,for this indiscretion; should any of you elect to continue these activities, you can@,expect the same disciplinary measures.@,@,May I once again take the opportunity to remind you all that the station network is@,NOT to be used for the storage of any kind of nonessential or personal data.@,Entering non-approved files into the system can constitute a serious security risk,@,and in addition consumes space that our research teams need for work.@,May I also remind you all that the Jennifer's Martian Fun Night series is infact@,illegal contraband; please consult your NanoTrasen Acceptable Conduct Guidebook,@,specifically Section 7, Subsection 12, Human/Extraterrestrial Relations@,@,I will, of course, not be getting into the paticular moral fallacies present here,@,as they should be self-evident. The network will be checked daily for new files@,beginning next shift by our security and research divisions.@,@,I hope no further conduct of this nature will occur in future.@,@,Karen Greives | NT13@,Network Administrator@,Nanotrasen, Inc.
isaidno03@=PUBLIC_NT@,*CARGO@,[email protected]@,[email protected]@NT13@,LOW@,Re: Re: discount dans@,Man, you kidding me? I had actually wondered, but I figured the jokes going around@,about that were just jokes!@,Well just between you and me, don't suppose you could try getting anything better in@,anyway on the side? I got some old Stinkeye's hidden in reserve somewhere, could be@,worth your while and all that. wink wink nudge nudge. @,@,Peace,@,Jane Langford, Engineering@,PDANUM: 0052-7473-JLAN@,@,*CONTENT OF SENDERS REPLY #1 FOLLOWS*@,@,Hello Jane@,@,I am sorry, but unfortunately I can't oblige that request.@,You didn't hear this from me of course, but NT has something of an under-the-table@,subsidary with Discount Dan. It's all about saving money, as usual. Gotta love the@,corporate march of progress, right?@,@,Thank you@,Sergei Chernov@,@,*CONTENT OF ORIGINAL MESSAGE FOLLOWS*@,@,Hey man, quick question for when you're not busy.@,You know all the crap that goes in the vending machines, Discount Dan's this, Discount@,Dan's that? Is it possible we could get another brand than Discount Dan's? You can do@,some pretty rudimentary research on that company when browsing, you can find any number@,of horrible tales about them.@,Did you know Spooky Dan's Cola actually does have industrial runoff in it, for instance?@,@,Yeah just angling to get some better quality snackfood for everyone is all.@,@,Peace,@,Jane Langford, Engineering@,PDANUM: 0052-7473-JLAN@,@,* END OF MESSAGES *
isaidno05@=PUBLIC_NT@,*COMMAND@,[email protected]@,WTRIKER@NT13@,HIGH@,Spacebound holdings list@,Content:@,@,As requested, a list of the current condition of our space holdings in the@,research sector of our company. Stopovers and resupply stations not listed.@,@,Research Space Station #00: @,Functioning. secrecy of existence seems intact thus far.@,@,Research Space Station #01: @,LOW FUNCTIONING. REBELLION SEEMS QUELLED FOR TIME BEING.@,@,Research Space Station #02: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #03: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #04: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #05: @,No response. Requires investigation.@,@,Research Space Station #06: @,Functioning. Very high productivity. suggest commending HoP A. Trenton.@,@,Research Space Station #07: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #08: @,Reclaimed and functioning. No sign of any further wizard attack.@,@,Research Space Station #09: @,Extensive repairs required. Productivity zero for time being.@,@,Research Space Station #10: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #12: @,Damaged due to syndicate attack. Requires fresh crew and repairs.@,@,Research Space Station #13:@,Functioning. productivity is low however. Suggest new crew draft.@,@,Research Space Station #14: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #15: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #16: @,Currently requires reclamation. See incident report ss16-0041227.@,@,Research Space Station #17: @,Functioning. seems to have acquired staff-wide reputation as being@,'the worst one'. Suggest countermeasures.@,@,Research Space Station #18: @,Functioning.@,@,Research Space Station #19: @,Thought experiment intended as precursor to crew switchout appears@,to have gone completley awry. Requires purge and reclaim.@,@,Research Space Station #20: @,Functioning. new AI appears to be co-operating fully.@,@,Katherine Blanchard, Nanotrasen Executive Secretary@,Pdanum: 5545-6831-kbla
mollymillions01@=PUBLIC_NT@,*ALL@,[email protected]@,ALL@NT13@,STANDARD@,FW: FW: FW: HOT FASHION TIPS@,Jumpsuit Jivin'!@,By Linzi Roberts@,Hey girl! (or guy, haha!) Are you still wearing that drab grey jumpsuit? Get REAL!@,You're not going to impress the NT bigwigs in THAT potato sack! So how do we jazz it up?@,Well I'm glad you asked. The first thing to do is look for a new one.@,See, Nanotrasen only ships one jumpsuit per employee, so you're going to have to talk someone out of theirs.@,My preferred method is the emergency oxygen tank. One quick blow to the temple buys you all the time you need@,to strip a more colorfully dressed crew member of their juMPSUIt #%color() &&nd {hair= Now let's talk about hair@,The barber shop is##error 418--match not found##tools for thEBLOODLETTING CULL SURVIVE SERVE OBEY ONLY THE STRONG@,ONLY THE STRONG ONLY THE STRONG and bag yourself a husband! You go girl!
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