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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/>
<title>One Page Resume</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="octicons/octicons.css">
<style type="text/css">
* { margin: 0; padding: 0; }
body { font: 16px Helvetica, Sans-Serif; line-height: 24px; }
.clear { clear: both; }
#page-wrap { width: 800px; margin: 40px auto 60px; }
#pic { float: right; margin: -30px 0 0 0; }
h1 { margin: 0 0 16px 0; padding: 0 0 16px 0; font-size: 42px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: -2px; border-bottom: 1px solid #999; }
h2 { font-size: 18px; position: relative; font-weight: 300; }
h2 strong {font-size: 20px; padding: 0 5px 0 0; }
h2 span { position: absolute; bottom: 0; right: 0; font-style: italic; font-family: Georgia, Serif; font-size: 16px; color: #999; font-weight: normal; }
a { color: #999; text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999; }
a:hover { border-bottom-style: solid; color: black; }
ul { margin: 0 0 0 17px; }
#objective { width: 500px; float: left; }
#objective p { font-family: Georgia, Serif; font-style: italic; color: #666; }
dt { font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; font-size: 18px; text-align: right; width: 75px; float: left; }
dd { width: 650px; float: right; border-left: 1px solid #999; padding: 0 0 0 26px; }
dd.clear { float: none; margin: 0; height: 15px; border-left: none; }
.smartmargin { margin: 10px 0 0 0; }
</style>
<style type="text/css" media="print">
.noprint { display: none; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="page-wrap">
<img src="images/cthulu.png" alt="Photo of Cthulu" id="pic" />
<div id="contact-info" class="vcard">
<!-- Microformats! -->
<h1 class="fn">C'thulhu</h1>
<p>
Cell: <span class="tel">555-666-7777</span><br />
Email: <a class="email" href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a>
</p>
</div>
<div id="objective">
<p>
I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a
career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies.
My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it.
I can bring world domination to your organization.
</p>
</div>
<div class="clear"></div>
<dl>
<dd class="clear"></dd>
<dt>Education</dt>
<dd>
<h2><strong>Withering Madness University</strong> Planet Vhoorl</h2>
<p><strong>Major:</strong> Public Relations<br />
<strong>Minor:</strong> Scale Tending</p>
</dd>
<dd class="clear"></dd>
<dt>Skills</dt>
<dd>
<h2><strong>Office skills</strong></h2>
<p>Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination</p>
<h2 class="smartmargin"><strong>Computer skills</strong></h2>
<p>Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows</p>
</dd>
<dd class="clear"></dd>
<dt>Experience</dt>
<dd>
<h2><strong>Leader & Overlord</strong>Doomsday Cult, Baton Rogue, LA <span>1926–Present</span></h2>
<ul>
<li>Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants</li>
<li>Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following</li>
<li>Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed</li>
</ul>
<h2 class="smartmargin"><strong>Bartender/Server</strong>The Watering Hole, Milwaukee, WI <span>2009</span></h2>
<ul>
<li>Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns</li>
<li>Reduced theft and property damage percentages</li>
<li>Janitorial work, Laundry</li>
</ul>
</dd>
<dd class="clear"></dd>
<dt>Hobbies</dt>
<dd>World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul</dd>
<dd class="clear"></dd>
<dt>References</dt>
<dd>Available on request</dd>
<dd class="clear noprint"></dd>
<dt class="noprint">Links</dt>
<dd class="noprint">
<a href="https://github.com/gonsie/Cthulu-Resume"><span class="octicon octicon-mark-github" style="position: relative; color: black; margin: 3px;"></span>Find This on GitHub</a>
</dd>
<dd class="clear"></dd>
</dl>
<div class="clear"></div>
<p class="noprint">Last Updated: December 31, 2009</p>
</div>
</body>
</html>