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+# TogetherShop-Hikari, or, one man's attempt to see if he can figure out how to make that one plugin do a half-baked thing.
 
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 ## Introduction
 
-QuickShop Hikari is a Shop plugin that allows players to create Chest Shops to easily sell and buy items, without the
-need for any commands.  
+TogetherShop Hikari is pretty much mostly Quickshop-Hikari, a Shop plugin that allows Minecraft players to easily sell and buy items, main difference being that I broke this version. 
 In fact, all commands in QuickShop are not even needed for normal gameplay.
 
-This version of QuickShop ([Ghost-chu/QuickShop-Hikari][quickshop-hikari]) is a fork
+This version of QuickShop is a fork from ([Ghost-chu/QuickShop-Hikari][quickshop-hikari]) which is a fork
 from [PotatoCraft-Studio's version][quickshop-potato] which itself is a fork from the [Reremake][quickshop-ghostchu] of
 the [original QuickShop][quickshop-original].
 
-QuickShop Hikari is maintained by Ghost-Chu and has the goal to modernize the core content of QuickShop and adapt it to
-the latest versions of Minecraft.
+QuickShop Hikari is maintained by the Quickshop community, at time of writing including Ghost-Chu along with a bit of a who's who of PaperMC economy plugin authors in 2024 (BOTH of them can you believe it??! XD ),
+ and has the goal to modernize the core content of QuickShop and adapt it to the latest versions of Minecraft.
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+TogetherShop Hikari stands against that tradition by playing with buttons and dials mostly at random to see what happens. 
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+If this version says it's working on a CI, I've either figured out how to trick the CI into issuing a false positive, or simply just outright faked it in MS Paint or something. 
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+# Note the below contact details are NOT for me - 
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+They are for the talent (QS Community) whom you actually want to speak to... 
+Although by this far into doing this bit, if youre still reading this there's something wrong in your brain and who knows what you want...
 
 ## Community & Support