Visit Mt.Noob -> Toot Oriole * Use Letter from King Ralph XI * Use Pork Elf Goodies Sack * Sell all: * Baconstone * Porquoise * Hamethyst Take Gelatinous Cubeling for 12 combats Equip: * Class Equipment (Seal Skull Helmet, Helmet Turtle, Ravioli Hat, Hollandaise Helmet, Disco Mask, Mariachi Pants) * Vampyric Cloake (Back) * Fourth of May Cosplay Saber (Main hand) * Kramco Sausage-O-Matic (Offhand) * Old Sweatpants (Pants) * Lil Doctor Bag (Accessory) * Powerful Glove (Accessory) * Eight Days A Week Pillkeeper (Accessory) * Astral equipment (Varies, TODO)
Plumber Equipment: * Work Boots instead of pillkeeper (Until using all Doctor Bag specials)
Open astral consumable: * Astral Hot Dog Dinner * Astral Six Pack
If Knoll Moon sign: * Make bitchin' meat car Else: * Bus pass later
Set MCD to 10 (or 11)
Visit Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite: * Gaze at the Stars 4 times * Make sure you get That's Just Cloud Talk, Man * If not, handle it
Go to Clan -> VIP Lounge: * Use Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game 3 times if !Standard ascension: * Downstairs * Clan Floundry Choise (TODO) * Upstairs (TODO) * A Looking Glass * A Crimbo Tree * An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool * Dive for item
Modify Lightsaber
Beach Comb: * You Learned Something Maybe!
Visit Plains: * Cobb's Knob (Delay burned 1/10)
Your Mushroom Garden: * Free fights (5 in plumber, 1 otherwise) * Harvest Mushroom * Use free-range mushroom
Buy Hermit Permit Fish for a worthless item x times ( X is number of available clovers) Use clovers so they're disassembled clovers
Get Whittled Shorts once sticks of firewood == 5
Spooky Forest Quest: TODO
Typical Tavern Quest: TODO
Boss Bat Quest: TODO
Knob Goblin Quest: TODO
Deep Fat Friars' Quest: TODO
Cyrpt Quest: TODO
Trapper Quest: TODO
Highland Lord Quest: TODO
Giant Quest: TODO
MacGuffin Quest: * Hidden City: TODO * Spookyraven: TODO * Copperhead Club: TODO * The Red Zeppelin: TODO * The Palindrome: TODO * The Arid Extra-Dry Desert: TODO * The Pyramid: TODO
Mysterious Island War Quest: TODO
FantasyRealm: * Collect Daily Hat * Maybe use it for Phat Loot Token
Neverending Party: * 10 Free Fights, also Jock and Burnout drop consumables
Kramco: * Day 1, All delay burning on Cobb's Know * Day 2, Finish cobb's knob, start burning delay on Spookyraven zones * Day 3+, ???
Lil Doctor Bag: * 3 Chest X-Rays * 3 Reflex Hammers * 3 Otoscopes
Vampyric Cloake: * Back Equipment, not really any competition in most runs
PirateRealm: * Maybe for Phat Loot Token? After FantasyRealm is out of standard?
Cosplay Saber: * Modifications * Use the Force 5 times per day
Hewn Moon Rune Spoon: * Change moon sign * Equip before rollover for 50 turns of Spoon Boon
Beach Comb: * You Learned Something Maybe! at the start of each day * Figure out placement of other 10 buffs TODO
Getaway Campsite: * Gaze at the stars 4 times at the start of each day * Use firewood at the campfire for: * Whittled Shorts (+2 Prismatic Resistance, 5 firewood) * Whittled Owl Figuring (+20 ML, 10 firewood) * Whittled Fox Figurine (Init +50%, 10 firewood) * Whittled Tiara (+5 Prismatic Damage, 5 firewood) * Whittled Bear Figuring (+5 Fam weight, 10 firewood) * Various awesome size 1 foods (Choose mainstat relevant food)
Pocket Professor: * Equip most of the time * Use however many lectures a day for copies (Lecture on Relativity), and + ~300% item drop for 1 adventure (Lecture on Mass). * At 20 lbs, use Deliver Your Thesis on a scaling monster for bonus adventures
Pill Keeper: * 6 uses per day in normal ascension, can force: * Noncombat on next turn (Wednesday, Sneakisol) * Semirare on next turn (Sunday, Surprise Me) * +4 Prismatic Resistance (Thursday, Rainbowolin) * +100% to all stats (Friday, Hulkien) * Blocks first attack by opponent, use while flyering
Diabolic Pizza Cube: * Make pizzas for consumables * More letters equal more adventures * Spell out effects with first letter of each ingredient. See Google Docs spreadsheet for effects without competition. * Food items give + mus stats (10x where x is size) * Booze items give + mox stats (10x)
Red Snapper Fam: * Adds two copies of your selected phylum to a zone. Currently only using in the palindrome to find dudes. Need to find more dudes with it, for item to banish on every 11th dude.
Bird-A-Day Calendar: * Slot in favorite bird in a spot where I need +item * Check daily bird, use when appropriate
Powerful Glove: * Leave equipped most of the time for white pixels, can help skip the 8 Bit Realm * 4 skills while equipped total 100% charge * Can replace current enemy with another for the zone (10% charge) * +200% stats (20 turns, 5% charge) * -10% combat (10 turns, 5% charge)
Mushroom Garden: * 1 free fight normally, 5 in plumber * Harvest mushroom every day for 3 mushroom filets * Mushroom Tea = Mushroom Filet + Soda Water * +30 ML, +10% combat, 1 spleen * Mushroom Whiskey = Mushroom Filet + Fermenting Powder * Size 1, Awesome booze