contentions.json

{
    "contentions":
    [
        {"index": "001", "content": "This is not the fortune you are looking for."},
        {"index": "002", "content": "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."},
        {"index": "003", "content": "A crow perched himself on a telephone wire.  He was going to make a long-distance caw."},
        {"index": "004", "content": "A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl.  He came back from his honeymoon a chastened man.  He'd become aware of the will of the wisp."},
        {"index": "005", "content": "A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the house of seven gobbles."},
        {"index": "006", "content": "A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path."},
        {"index": "007", "content": "You will not win the lottery today."},
        {"index": "008", "content": "Your best friend is never gonna give you up."},
        {"index": "009", "content": "NYAN NYAN NYAN!"},
        {"index": "010", "content": "Today, JavaScript is going to call back."},
        {"index": "011", "content": "Always respect Research when it is set In Motion."},
        {"index": "012", "content": "BlackBerries are so much better than blueberries."},
        {"index": "013", "content": "Someone is wrong on the internet!"},
        {"index": "014", "content": "Your lucky number today is 42. For obvious reasons."},
        {"index": "015", "content": "Too much coffee will keep you awake."},
        {"index": "016", "content": "Productivity is the cornerstone of getting things done."},
        {"index": "017", "content": "Do not make a habit of forgoing sleep for work."},
        {"index": "018", "content": "BlackBerry 10 is a success."},
        {"index": "019", "content": "This device is a much better choice than *those other platforms*."},
        {"index": "020", "content": "BlackBerry 10. Making your inbox proud."},
        {"index": "021", "content": "Think twice before taking the advice of an app."},
        {"index": "022", "content": "This fortune will only come true after a meal."},
        {"index": "023", "content": "Only you can stop forest fires."},
        {"index": "024", "content": "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."},
        {"index": "025", "content": "Backup your files."},
        {"index": "026", "content": "Perhaps it is time to get back to work."},
        {"index": "027", "content": "ALL THE FORTUNES!"},
        {"index": "028", "content": "{\"error\":\"lol no fortune for you\"} (you just got JSON'd)"},
        {"index": "029", "content": "Apples are overrated."},
        {"index": "030", "content": "Android sometimes dream of eletric sheep."},
        {"index": "031", "content": "Swipe up and close this app now."},
        {"index": "032", "content": "Don't look now, but I think you're being followed."},
        {"index": "033", "content": "Be happy."},
        {"index": "034", "content": "BlackBerry is gonna keep on loving you."},
        {"index": "035", "content": "Keep calm."},
        {"index": "036", "content": "Contain your excitement."},
        {"index": "037", "content": "Today is a good day."},
        {"index": "038", "content": "You are going to run into someone today."},
        {"index": "039", "content": "Expand on your hobby."},
        {"index": "040", "content": "Take that money and save it!"},
        {"index": "041", "content": "The world looks different through someone else's glasses."},
        {"index": "042", "content": "The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42."},
        {"index": "043", "content": "Don't quit your day job."},
        {"index": "044", "content": "A BlackBerry a day is not enough for you."}
    ]
}