diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index d2e2614f7..97e543ee5 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -3636,7 +3636,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "base64-simd",
  "diesel",
  "diesel-async",
- "eyre",
  "futures-util",
  "headers",
  "http 1.1.0",
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/Cargo.toml b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/Cargo.toml
index 549c02cf0..68daf8475 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/Cargo.toml
+++ b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/Cargo.toml
@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@ autometrics = { version = "1.0.1", default-features = false }
 base64-simd = "0.8.0"
 diesel = "2.1.5"
 diesel-async = "0.4.1"
-eyre = "0.6.12"
 futures-util = "0.3.30"
 headers = "0.4.0"
 http = "1.1.0"
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/actor.rs b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/actor.rs
index cc4c8fbbe..07cd1e50d 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/actor.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/actor.rs
@@ -63,8 +63,7 @@ impl Fetcher {
             match self
                 .resolver
                 .resolve_account(&actor.preferred_username, domain)
-                .await
-                .map_err(Error::Resolver)?
+                .await?
             {
                 Some(resource) if resource.uri == actor.id => {
                     actor.preferred_username = resource.username;
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/mod.rs b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/mod.rs
index c44b8ac8d..9645b3b49 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/mod.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/fetcher/mod.rs
@@ -123,15 +123,15 @@ impl FetcherTrait for Fetcher {
         Arc::new(self.resolver.clone())
     }
 
-    async fn fetch_account(&self, opts: AccountFetchOptions<'_>) -> eyre::Result<Option<Account>> {
+    async fn fetch_account(&self, opts: AccountFetchOptions<'_>) -> Result<Option<Account>> {
         Ok(self.fetch_actor(opts).await?)
     }
 
-    async fn fetch_emoji(&self, url: &str) -> eyre::Result<Option<CustomEmoji>> {
+    async fn fetch_emoji(&self, url: &str) -> Result<Option<CustomEmoji>> {
         Ok(self.fetch_emoji(url).await?)
     }
 
-    async fn fetch_post(&self, opts: PostFetchOptions<'_>) -> eyre::Result<Option<Post>> {
+    async fn fetch_post(&self, opts: PostFetchOptions<'_>) -> Result<Option<Post>> {
         Ok(self.fetch_object(opts.url, opts.call_depth).await?)
     }
 }
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/lib.rs b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/lib.rs
index de946f164..a39cc1fbf 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/lib.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/lib.rs
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ use kitsune_db::{
     with_transaction, PgPool,
 };
 use kitsune_embed::Client as EmbedClient;
-use kitsune_error::{Error, Result};
+use kitsune_error::{kitsune_error, Error, Result};
 use kitsune_language::Language;
 use kitsune_search::{AnySearchBackend, SearchBackend};
 use kitsune_type::ap::{object::MediaAttachment, Object, Tag, TagType};
@@ -103,8 +103,7 @@ async fn handle_custom_emojis(
             emoji_text: emoji_tag.name.clone(),
         })
         .try_collect::<Vec<PostCustomEmoji>>()
-        .await
-        .map_err(Error::FetchEmoji)?;
+        .await?;
 
     diesel::insert_into(posts_custom_emojis::table)
         .values(emojis)
@@ -205,15 +204,14 @@ async fn preprocess_object(
         if Uri::try_from(&object.attributed_to)?.authority()
             != Uri::try_from(&object.id)?.authority()
         {
-            return Err(Error::InvalidDocument);
+            return Err(kitsune_error!("invalid document"));
         }
 
         let Some(author) = fetcher
             .fetch_account(object.attributed_to.as_str().into())
-            .await
-            .map_err(Error::FetchAccount)?
+            .await?
         else {
-            return Err(Error::NotFound);
+            return Err(kitsune_error!("account not found"));
         };
 
         CowBox::boxed(author)
@@ -228,8 +226,7 @@ async fn preprocess_object(
                     .call_depth(call_depth + 1)
                     .build(),
             )
-            .await
-            .map_err(Error::FetchPost)?
+            .await?
             .map(|post| post.id)
     } else {
         None
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/mapping/object.rs b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/mapping/object.rs
index 5951892b7..e2239ec89 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/mapping/object.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-activitypub/src/mapping/object.rs
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ use kitsune_db::{
     schema::{accounts, custom_emojis, media_attachments, posts, posts_custom_emojis},
     with_connection,
 };
-use kitsune_error::{Error, Result};
+use kitsune_error::{bail, kitsune_error, Error, ErrorType, Result};
 use kitsune_type::ap::{
     actor::{Actor, PublicKey},
     ap_context,
@@ -35,12 +35,19 @@ impl IntoObject for DbMediaAttachment {
     type Output = MediaAttachment;
 
     async fn into_object(self, state: State<'_>) -> Result<Self::Output> {
-        let mime = Mime::from_str(&self.content_type).map_err(|_| Error::UnsupportedMediaType)?;
+        let mime = Mime::from_str(&self.content_type).map_err(
+            |_| kitsune_error!(type = ErrorType::UnsupportedMediaType, "unsupported media type"),
+        )?;
+
         let r#type = match mime.type_() {
             mime::AUDIO => MediaAttachmentType::Audio,
             mime::IMAGE => MediaAttachmentType::Image,
             mime::VIDEO => MediaAttachmentType::Video,
-            _ => return Err(Error::UnsupportedMediaType),
+            _ => {
+                return Err(
+                    kitsune_error!(type = ErrorType::UnsupportedMediaType, "unsupported media type"),
+                )
+            }
         };
         let url = state.service.attachment.get_url(self.id).await?;
 
@@ -98,7 +105,7 @@ impl IntoObject for Post {
         // Therefore it's also not an object
         // We just return en error here
         if self.reposted_post_id.is_some() {
-            return Err(Error::NotFound);
+            bail!("post not found");
         }
 
         let (account, in_reply_to, mentions, emojis, attachment_stream) =
@@ -255,7 +262,7 @@ impl IntoObject for CustomEmoji {
         // Let's pretend we're not home and do not answer
         let name = match self.domain {
             None => Ok(format!(":{}:", self.shortcode)),
-            Some(_) => Err(Error::NotFound),
+            Some(_) => Err(kitsune_error!("custom emoji not found")),
         }?;
 
         let icon = with_connection!(state.db_pool, |db_conn| {
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-error/src/axum.rs b/crates/kitsune-error/src/axum.rs
index 4f504e14a..c6a2eaf23 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-error/src/axum.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-error/src/axum.rs
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@ impl IntoResponse for Error {
             ErrorType::Forbidden(maybe_body) => to_response(StatusCode::FORBIDDEN, maybe_body),
             ErrorType::NotFound => StatusCode::NOT_FOUND.into_response(),
             ErrorType::Unauthorized => StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED.into_response(),
+            ErrorType::UnsupportedMediaType => StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE.into_response(),
             ErrorType::Other(maybe_body) => {
                 to_response(StatusCode::INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR, maybe_body)
             }
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-error/src/lib.rs b/crates/kitsune-error/src/lib.rs
index 91c4e850f..14b1230dd 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-error/src/lib.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-error/src/lib.rs
@@ -11,12 +11,30 @@ mod ext;
 pub type BoxError = Box<dyn std::error::Error + Send + Sync>;
 pub type Result<T, E = Error> = std::result::Result<T, E>;
 
+#[macro_export]
+macro_rules! bail {
+    ($(type = $type:expr,)? $msg:expr) => {
+        return Err($crate::kitsune_error!($(type = $type,)? $msg));
+    };
+}
+
+#[macro_export]
+macro_rules! kitsune_error {
+    (type = $type:expr, $msg:expr) => {
+        $crate::Error::msg($msg).with_error_type($type)
+    };
+    ($msg:expr) => {
+        $crate::kitsune_error!(type = $crate::ErrorType::Other(None), $msg)
+    };
+}
+
 #[derive(Clone, Debug)]
 pub enum ErrorType {
     BadRequest(Option<String>),
     Forbidden(Option<String>),
     NotFound,
     Unauthorized,
+    UnsupportedMediaType,
     Other(Option<String>),
 }
 
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-s3/src/lib.rs b/crates/kitsune-s3/src/lib.rs
index 7c025e81b..0d333ed04 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-s3/src/lib.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-s3/src/lib.rs
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ use http::{
     header::{CONTENT_LENGTH, ETAG},
     Request,
 };
-use kitsune_error::{Error, Result};
+use kitsune_error::{bail, Error, Result};
 use kitsune_http_client::{Body, Client as HttpClient, Response};
 use rusty_s3::{actions::CreateMultipartUpload, Bucket, Credentials, S3Action};
 use serde::Serialize;
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ async fn execute_request(client: &HttpClient, req: Request<Body>) -> Result<Resp
         err_msg.push_str("\nbody: ");
         err_msg.push_str(&body);
 
-        return Err(Error::msg(err_msg));
+        bail!(err_msg);
     }
 
     Ok(response)
@@ -169,7 +169,7 @@ impl Client {
 
                 let response = execute_request(&self.http_client, request).await?;
                 let Some(etag_header) = response.headers().get(ETAG) else {
-                    return Err(Error::msg("missing etag header"));
+                    bail!("missing etag header");
                 };
 
                 etags.push(etag_header.to_str()?.to_string());
@@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ impl Client {
 mod test {
     use crate::CreateBucketConfiguration;
     use futures_util::{future, stream, TryStreamExt};
-    use kitsune_error::Error;
+    use kitsune_error::{kitsune_error, Error};
     use kitsune_test::minio_test;
 
     const TEST_DATA: &[u8] = b"https://open.spotify.com/track/6VNNakpjSH8LNBX7fSGhUv";
@@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ mod test {
             let result = client
                 .put_object(
                     "this will break horribly",
-                    stream::once(future::err(Error::msg("hehe"))),
+                    stream::once(future::err(kitsune_error!("hehe"))),
                 )
                 .await;
 
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-service/src/attachment.rs b/crates/kitsune-service/src/attachment.rs
index 62386472c..f31e7aa09 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-service/src/attachment.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-service/src/attachment.rs
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ use kitsune_db::{
     schema::media_attachments,
     with_connection, PgPool,
 };
-use kitsune_error::{Error, ErrorType, Result};
+use kitsune_error::{kitsune_error, Error, ErrorType, Result};
 use kitsune_http_client::Client;
 use kitsune_storage::{AnyStorageBackend, StorageBackend};
 use kitsune_url::UrlService;
@@ -137,7 +137,7 @@ impl AttachmentService {
                 .map_err(Into::into)
                 .boxed())
         } else {
-            Err(Error::msg("attachment not found").with_error_type(ErrorType::NotFound))
+            Err(kitsune_error!(type = ErrorType::NotFound, "attachment not found"))
         }
     }
 
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-service/src/post/mod.rs b/crates/kitsune-service/src/post/mod.rs
index a5781bdf3..024a21f9f 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-service/src/post/mod.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-service/src/post/mod.rs
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ use kitsune_db::{
     with_connection, with_transaction, PgPool,
 };
 use kitsune_embed::Client as EmbedClient;
-use kitsune_error::{Error, ErrorType, Result};
+use kitsune_error::{bail, Error, ErrorType, Result};
 use kitsune_jobs::deliver::{
     create::DeliverCreate,
     delete::DeliverDelete,
@@ -323,8 +323,7 @@ impl PostService {
             .await?
             != media_attachment_ids.len() as i64
         {
-            return Err(Error::msg("tried to attach unknown attachment ids")
-                .with_error_type(ErrorType::BadRequest(None)));
+            bail!(type = ErrorType::BadRequest(None), "tried to attach unknown attachment ids");
         }
 
         diesel::insert_into(posts_media_attachments::table)
@@ -1134,12 +1133,10 @@ impl PostService {
                 })?;
 
                 if admin_role_count == 0 {
-                    return Err(Error::msg("unauthorised (not an admin)")
-                        .with_error_type(ErrorType::Unauthorized));
+                    bail!(type = ErrorType::Unauthorized, "unauthorised (not an admin)");
                 }
             } else {
-                return Err(Error::msg("unauthorised (not logged in)")
-                    .with_error_type(ErrorType::Unauthorized));
+                bail!(type = ErrorType::Unauthorized, "unauthorised (not logged in)");
             }
         }
 
diff --git a/crates/kitsune-service/src/user.rs b/crates/kitsune-service/src/user.rs
index 7b7f4c13f..8563dd829 100644
--- a/crates/kitsune-service/src/user.rs
+++ b/crates/kitsune-service/src/user.rs
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ use kitsune_db::{
     schema::{accounts, accounts_preferences, users},
     with_transaction, PgPool,
 };
-use kitsune_error::{Error, ErrorType, Result};
+use kitsune_error::{bail, kitsune_error, Error, ErrorType, Result};
 use kitsune_jobs::mailing::confirmation::SendConfirmationMail;
 use kitsune_url::UrlService;
 use kitsune_util::{generate_secret, try_join};
@@ -126,8 +126,7 @@ impl UserService {
     #[allow(clippy::too_many_lines)] // TODO: Refactor to get under the limit
     pub async fn register(&self, register: Register) -> Result<User> {
         if !self.registrations_open && !register.force_registration {
-            return Err(Error::msg("registrations closed")
-                .with_error_type(ErrorType::Forbidden(Some("registrations closed".into()))));
+            bail!(type = ErrorType::Forbidden(Some("registrations closed".into())), "registrations closed");
         }
 
         register.validate(&RegisterContext {
@@ -135,10 +134,7 @@ impl UserService {
         })?;
 
         if self.captcha_service.enabled() {
-            let invalid_captcha = || {
-                Error::msg("invalid captcha")
-                    .with_error_type(ErrorType::BadRequest(Some("invalid captcha".into())))
-            };
+            let invalid_captcha = || kitsune_error!(type = ErrorType::BadRequest(Some("invalid captcha".into())), "invalid captcha");
 
             let token = register.captcha_token.ok_or_else(invalid_captcha)?;
             let result = self.captcha_service.verify_token(&token).await?;