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+Hey guys welcome to my new minecraft lets play
+least laggy forge modpack
+i HATE curseforge because,.,,.;. uhhh.. well theyre just bad, okay???
+Changing to creative mode from survival, then opening the inventory crashes the game. I don't know why.
+As you guys can see... LOOK!! HE KILLED HIM WITH A STUN... A STUN! HE CAN'T USE A STUN!
+AAH! Tried to sneak through the door, man! Can't make it, Can't make it!
+My cat Ronald, the other day just lost a collar that looks exactly like that, and started using the internet...
+Hey Ronald.... It's been a while...
+This is MF DOOM
+Okay, so the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games, so I'll play throu-
+Now I am become bean, the refried of can.
+How do you killbind IRL
+Okay, If I... If I chopped you up in a meat grinder...
+prantchads we are so Created
+You sound like two horses... I like talking to you.
+Do you think cats are real?
+Sometimes... I dream about cheese.
+Happiness has to be fought for.
+cheemto
+Also try The Genesis Project!
+sollu
+No actually you guys all suck.
+Goblins will see you part the sea and say "This wizard can't afford a boat!"
+I'm tired of crowns and swords.
+I don't know how to express my mental anguish
+I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
+Woobs....
+There's nothing out there, Gordon!
+rage is consuming me
+so called free thinkers when they are turned into a  guinea pig and are forced to walk across a wood bridge thing
+guys no choking roleplay in general chat
+watched that cat walk right over the edge of my bed like a Persian solider off a cliff earlier.
+she stuck in my home until Stockholm syndrome
+It's Woods time for you.
+I don't like the implications of that...
+these guys want me... dead...