diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_egg.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_egg.dm
index 360053c28ca4..31922eec1e28 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_egg.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_egg.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/chocolateegg
 	name = "chocolate egg"
-	desc = "Such, sweet, fattening food."
+	desc = "Chocolate tempered and shaped into an egg. Doesn't acually contain any eggs, unless you put one in there yourself."
 	icon_state = "chocolateegg"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/sugar = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/coco = 2)
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg
 	name = "egg"
-	desc = "An egg!"
+	desc = "An egg from a terran chicken, the most successful of egg-laying domesticated animals."
 	icon_state = "egg"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/eggyolk = 5)
 	cooked_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledegg
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 	var/static/chick_count = 0 //I copied this from the chicken_count (note the "en" in there) variable from chicken code.
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/gland
-	desc = "An egg! It looks weird..."
+	desc = "An egg from... elsewhere?"
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/gland/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
@@ -54,11 +54,6 @@
 
 		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You colour [src] with [W].</span>")
 		icon_state = "egg-[clr]"
-	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/stamp/clown))
-		var/clowntype = pick("grock", "grimaldi", "rainbow", "chaos", "joker", "sexy", "standard", "bobble", "krusty", "bozo", "pennywise", "ronald", "jacobs", "kelly", "popov", "cluwne")
-		icon_state = "egg-clown-[clowntype]"
-		desc = "An egg that has been decorated with the grotesque, robustable likeness of a clown's face. "
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You stamp [src] with [W], creating an artistic and not remotely horrifying likeness of clown makeup.</span>")
 	else
 		..()
 
@@ -88,7 +83,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/friedegg
 	name = "fried egg"
-	desc = "A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper."
+	desc = "An egg that's been fried and seasoned with salt and pepper."
 	icon_state = "friedegg"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	bitesize = 1
@@ -109,7 +104,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/omelette	//FUCK THIS
 	name = "omelette du fromage"
-	desc = "That's all you can say!"
+	desc = "An ancient term that roughly translates into \"omelette with cheese\", originating from Terra. Essentially a well-beaten egg mixed with cheese before frying in a pan."
 	icon_state = "omelette"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
@@ -139,7 +134,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/benedict
 	name = "eggs benedict"
-	desc = "There is only one egg on this, how rude."
+	desc = "A popular breakfast meal consisting of a solarian muffin with ham, a poached egg, and hollaindaise. Technically, this is a meal with two eggs involved."
 	icon_state = "benedict"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
@@ -150,8 +145,8 @@
 	foodtype = MEAT | BREAKFAST | GRAIN
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/eggrolls
-	name = "eggrolls"
-	desc = "A core of fried eggs, packed into rice with a layer of seaweed protecting the inner sweetness"
+	name = "egg sushi roll"
+	desc = "A fried egg, wrapped with sticky white rice and held with specially prepared and dried seaweed."
 	icon_state = "eggroll"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)