diff --git a/code/datums/materials/meat.dm b/code/datums/materials/meat.dm
index 9539b2847774..8512753a22af 100644
--- a/code/datums/materials/meat.dm
+++ b/code/datums/materials/meat.dm
@@ -5,7 +5,6 @@
desc = "Meat"
color = rgb(214, 67, 67)
categories = list(MAT_CATEGORY_RIGID = TRUE)
- sheet_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/meat
value_per_unit = 0.05
beauty_modifier = -0.3
strength_modifier = 0.7
@@ -13,22 +12,3 @@
item_sound_override = 'sound/effects/meatslap.ogg'
turf_sound_override = FOOTSTEP_MEAT
texture_layer_icon_state = "meat"
-
-/datum/material/meat/on_removed(atom/source, amount, material_flags)
- . = ..()
- qdel(source.GetComponent(/datum/component/edible))
-
-/datum/material/meat/on_applied_obj(obj/O, amount, material_flags)
- . = ..()
- O.obj_flags |= UNIQUE_RENAME //So you can name it after the person its made from, a depressing comprimise.
- make_edible(O, amount, material_flags)
-
-/datum/material/meat/on_applied_turf(turf/T, amount, material_flags)
- . = ..()
- make_edible(T, amount, material_flags)
-
-/datum/material/meat/proc/make_edible(atom/source, amount, material_flags)
- var/nutriment_count = 3 * (amount / MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
- var/oil_count = 2 * (amount / MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
- source.AddComponent(/datum/component/edible, list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = nutriment_count, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = oil_count), null, RAW | MEAT | GROSS, null, 30, list("Fleshy"))
-
diff --git a/code/datums/materials/pizza.dm b/code/datums/materials/pizza.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index 62479d90e0d3..000000000000
--- a/code/datums/materials/pizza.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-/datum/material/pizza
- name = "pizza"
- id = "pizza"
- desc = "~Jamme, jamme, n'coppa, jamme ja! Jamme, jamme, n'coppa jamme ja, funi-culi funi-cala funi-culi funi-cala!! Jamme jamme ja funiculi funicula!~"
- color = "#FF9F23"
- categories = list(MAT_CATEGORY_RIGID = TRUE)
- sheet_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/pizza
- value_per_unit = 0.05
- beauty_modifier = 0.1
- strength_modifier = 0.7
- armor_modifiers = list("melee" = 0.3, "bullet" = 0.3, "laser" = 1.2, "energy" = 1.2, "bomb" = 0.3, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0.7, "fire" = 1, "acid" = 1)
- item_sound_override = 'sound/effects/meatslap.ogg'
- turf_sound_override = FOOTSTEP_MEAT
- texture_layer_icon_state = "pizza"
-
-/datum/material/pizza/on_removed(atom/source, amount, material_flags)
- . = ..()
- qdel(source.GetComponent(/datum/component/edible))
-
-/datum/material/pizza/on_applied_obj(obj/O, amount, material_flags)
- . = ..()
- make_edible(O, amount, material_flags)
-
-/datum/material/pizza/on_applied_turf(turf/T, amount, material_flags)
- . = ..()
- make_edible(T, amount, material_flags)
-
-/datum/material/pizza/proc/make_edible(atom/source, amount, material_flags)
- var/nutriment_count = 3 * (amount / MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
- var/oil_count = 2 * (amount / MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
- source.AddComponent(/datum/component/edible, list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = nutriment_count, /datum/reagent/consumable/cooking_oil = oil_count), null, GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY | VEGETABLES, null, 30, list("crust", "tomato", "cheese", "meat"), filling_color = COLOR_YELLOW)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/sheetifier.dm b/code/game/machinery/sheetifier.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index ec9f0f5ff5a3..000000000000
--- a/code/game/machinery/sheetifier.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,55 +0,0 @@
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier
- name = "Sheet-meister 2000"
- desc = "A very sheety machine"
- icon = 'icons/obj/machines/sheetifier.dmi'
- icon_state = "base_machine"
- density = TRUE
- use_power = IDLE_POWER_USE
- idle_power_usage = IDLE_DRAW_MINIMAL
- active_power_usage = ACTIVE_DRAW_LOW
- circuit = /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/sheetifier
- layer = BELOW_OBJ_LAYER
- var/busy_processing = FALSE
-
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier/Initialize()
- . = ..()
- AddComponent(/datum/component/material_container, list(/datum/material/meat), MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT * MAX_STACK_SIZE * 2, TRUE, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/slab, CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(CanInsertMaterials)), CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(AfterInsertMaterials)))
-
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier/update_overlays()
- . = ..()
- if(machine_stat & (BROKEN|NOPOWER))
- return
- var/mutable_appearance/on_overlay = mutable_appearance(icon, "buttons_on")
- . += on_overlay
-
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier/update_icon_state()
- icon_state = "base_machine[busy_processing ? "_processing" : ""]"
- return ..()
-
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier/proc/CanInsertMaterials()
- return !busy_processing
-
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier/proc/AfterInsertMaterials(item_inserted, id_inserted, amount_inserted)
- busy_processing = TRUE
- update_appearance()
- var/datum/material/last_inserted_material = id_inserted
- var/mutable_appearance/processing_overlay = mutable_appearance(icon, "processing")
- processing_overlay.color = last_inserted_material.color
- flick_overlay_static(processing_overlay, src, 64)
- addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(finish_processing)), 64)
-
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier/proc/finish_processing()
- busy_processing = FALSE
- update_appearance()
- var/datum/component/material_container/materials = GetComponent(/datum/component/material_container)
- materials.retrieve_all() //Returns all as sheets
-
-/obj/machinery/sheetifier/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
- if(default_unfasten_wrench(user, I))
- return
- if(default_deconstruction_screwdriver(user, I))
- update_appearance()
- return
- if(default_deconstruction_crowbar(I))
- return
- return ..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/circuitboards/machine_circuitboards.dm b/code/game/objects/items/circuitboards/machine_circuitboards.dm
index a74ed8c81b27..1d6a0d61c180 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/circuitboards/machine_circuitboards.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/circuitboards/machine_circuitboards.dm
@@ -1392,16 +1392,6 @@
/obj/item/stock_parts/scanning_module = 2,
/obj/item/stock_parts/micro_laser = 2)
-//Misc
-/obj/item/circuitboard/machine/sheetifier
- name = "Sheet-meister 2000 (Machine Board)"
- icon_state = "supply"
- build_path = /obj/machinery/sheetifier
- req_components = list(
- /obj/item/stock_parts/manipulator = 2,
- /obj/item/stock_parts/matter_bin = 2)
- needs_anchored = FALSE
-
/obj/item/circuitboard/machine/abductor
name = "alien board (Report This)"
icon_state = "abductor_mod"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
index 8f5b95ec89a7..4443218e4385 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
@@ -605,41 +605,6 @@ new /datum/stack_recipe("paper frame door", /obj/structure/mineral_door/paperfra
/obj/item/stack/sheet/paperframes/fifty
amount = 50
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/meat
- name = "meat sheets"
- desc = "Something's bloody meat compressed into a nice solid sheet."
- singular_name = "meat sheet"
- icon_state = "sheet-meat"
- material_flags = MATERIAL_COLOR
- custom_materials = list(/datum/material/meat = MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
- merge_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/meat
- material_type = /datum/material/meat
- material_modifier = 1 //None of that wussy stuff
-
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/meat/fifty
- amount = 50
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/meat/twenty
- amount = 20
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/meat/five
- amount = 5
-
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/pizza
- name = "pepperoni sheetzzas"
- desc = "It's a delicious pepperoni sheetzza!"
- singular_name = "pepperoni sheetzza"
- icon_state = "sheet-meat" //This needs a pizza sheet but we also i dont think anyone will ever make this.
- custom_materials = list(/datum/material/pizza = MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
- merge_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/pizza
- material_type = /datum/material/pizza
- material_modifier = 1
-
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/pizza/fifty
- amount = 50
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/pizza/twenty
- amount = 20
-/obj/item/stack/sheet/pizza/five
- amount = 5
-
/obj/item/stack/sheet/sandblock
name = "blocks of sand"
desc = "You're too old to be playing with sandcastles. Now you build... sandstations."
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm
index 9b8e949b06e6..5129911cd311 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm
@@ -215,14 +215,3 @@
icon_state = "pizzamargheritaslice"
filling_color = "#FFFFFF"
foodtype = GRAIN | VEGETABLES
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizzaslice/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
- if(istype(I, /obj/item/kitchen/rollingpin))
- if(!isturf(loc))
- to_chat(user, "You need to put [src] on a surface to roll it out!")
- return
- new /obj/item/stack/sheet/pizza(loc)
- to_chat(user, "You smoosh [src] into a cheesy sheet.")
- qdel(src)
- return
- return ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/research/designs/machine_designs.dm b/code/modules/research/designs/machine_designs.dm
index 5f79bbbf12e5..fdfe0f7f7341 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/designs/machine_designs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/designs/machine_designs.dm
@@ -604,13 +604,6 @@
category = list ("Medical Machinery")
departmental_flags = DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_MEDICAL
-/datum/design/board/sheetifier
- name = "Sheetifier"
- desc = "This machine turns weird things into sheets."
- id = "sheetifier"
- build_path = /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/sheetifier
- category = list ("Misc. Machinery")
-
/datum/design/board/shieldwallgen
name = "Machine Design (Shield Wall Generator)"
desc = "A shield generator commonly used in xenobiology research."
diff --git a/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm b/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm
index ab2cfd3a4681..81f6938dd8c2 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm
@@ -193,7 +193,7 @@
display_name = "Advanced Engineering"
description = "Pushing the boundaries of physics, one chainsaw-fist at a time."
prereq_ids = list("engineering", "emp_basic")
- design_ids = list("engine_goggles", "magboots", "forcefield_projector", "weldingmask", "rcd_loaded", "rpd_loaded", "sheetifier")
+ design_ids = list("engine_goggles", "magboots", "forcefield_projector", "weldingmask", "rcd_loaded", "rpd_loaded")
research_costs = list(TECHWEB_POINT_TYPE_GENERIC = 2500)
export_price = 5000
diff --git a/shiptest.dme b/shiptest.dme
index 850167e0ec50..0bc938d7e2a0 100644
--- a/shiptest.dme
+++ b/shiptest.dme
@@ -737,7 +737,6 @@
#include "code\datums\materials\_material.dm"
#include "code\datums\materials\basemats.dm"
#include "code\datums\materials\meat.dm"
-#include "code\datums\materials\pizza.dm"
#include "code\datums\mood_events\_mood_event.dm"
#include "code\datums\mood_events\beauty_events.dm"
#include "code\datums\mood_events\drink_events.dm"
@@ -937,7 +936,6 @@
#include "code\game\machinery\requests_console.dm"
#include "code\game\machinery\roulette_machine.dm"
#include "code\game\machinery\scan_gate.dm"
-#include "code\game\machinery\sheetifier.dm"
#include "code\game\machinery\shieldgen.dm"
#include "code\game\machinery\sleeper.dm"
#include "code\game\machinery\slotmachine.dm"