diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/JungleRuins/jungle_abandoned_library.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/JungleRuins/jungle_abandoned_library.dmm
index d141676c0616..55783c5a5359 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/JungleRuins/jungle_abandoned_library.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/JungleRuins/jungle_abandoned_library.dmm
@@ -3387,7 +3387,7 @@
 "Zw" = (
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /obj/item/bedsheet/brown,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/rilena/random{
 	pixel_y = 32
 	},
 /obj/structure/spider/stickyweb,
diff --git a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/spacemall.dmm b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/spacemall.dmm
index b64f04d39998..276292022795 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/spacemall.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/spacemall.dmm
@@ -3034,7 +3034,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/corner/transparent/lime{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/retro/random{
 	pixel_y = 30
 	},
 /obj/structure/table,
diff --git a/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x20.dmm b/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x20.dmm
index 19221a5de90a..6425522d0977 100644
--- a/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x20.dmm
+++ b/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x20.dmm
@@ -236,7 +236,7 @@
 	pixel_x = 6;
 	pixel_y = 17
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/retro/random{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/red,
diff --git a/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x40.dmm b/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x40.dmm
index fd876e5844d1..cbf9cb601cbf 100644
--- a/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x40.dmm
+++ b/_maps/outpost/hangar/nt_asteroid_56x40.dmm
@@ -1147,7 +1147,7 @@
 	pixel_x = 6;
 	pixel_y = 17
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/retro/random{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/red{
diff --git a/_maps/outpost/nanotrasen_asteroid.dmm b/_maps/outpost/nanotrasen_asteroid.dmm
index 8d3473b065c3..8f5c38ded0ea 100644
--- a/_maps/outpost/nanotrasen_asteroid.dmm
+++ b/_maps/outpost/nanotrasen_asteroid.dmm
@@ -14154,7 +14154,7 @@
 	pixel_y = 19;
 	pixel_x = 15
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/retro/random{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_beluga.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_beluga.dmm
index 4bdc4813bf69..a46e4b0270e9 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_beluga.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_beluga.dmm
@@ -4427,7 +4427,7 @@
 /area/ship/crew/cryo)
 "QA" = (
 /obj/machinery/blackbox_recorder,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/moth/epi{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /obj/machinery/button/door{
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_tranquility.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_tranquility.dmm
index 27fd11a9368d..4a8f4e5ed30b 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_tranquility.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/independent/independent_tranquility.dmm
@@ -1782,7 +1782,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/siding/wood{
 	dir = 6
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/rilena/random{
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/wood/walnut,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/inteq/inteq_vaquero.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/inteq/inteq_vaquero.dmm
index 15272169b935..e2232f1a4661 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/inteq/inteq_vaquero.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/inteq/inteq_vaquero.dmm
@@ -829,7 +829,7 @@
 /obj/item/mop,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket,
 /obj/machinery/firealarm/directional/west,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/wtf_is_co2{
 	pixel_y = 32
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt/dust,
diff --git a/_maps/shuttles/nanotrasen/nanotrasen_osprey.dmm b/_maps/shuttles/nanotrasen/nanotrasen_osprey.dmm
index 0f5ee55c0fbd..2746cd335f88 100644
--- a/_maps/shuttles/nanotrasen/nanotrasen_osprey.dmm
+++ b/_maps/shuttles/nanotrasen/nanotrasen_osprey.dmm
@@ -7848,7 +7848,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/corner/opaque/mauve{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/random{
 	pixel_x = -32
 	},
 /obj/machinery/firealarm/directional/north,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm
index e8d1aca60520..a6d2fff1571f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm
@@ -721,11 +721,6 @@
 	desc = "This informational poster teaches the viewer what carbon dioxide is."
 	icon_state = "poster_co2"
 
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/official/sgt
-	name = "Sapient Trafficking Awareness"
-	desc = "A poster calling for an end to sapient trafficking. Over sixty percent of victims are jellywomen."
-	icon_state = "poster_sgt" // Maybe this will be what finally fixes it.
-
 /obj/structure/sign/poster/official/focus
 	name = "Focus! Motivational Poster"
 	desc = "\"Focus! Let your energy be pinpointed!\""
diff --git a/icons/obj/contraband.dmi b/icons/obj/contraband.dmi
index 5508cf0b3c8e..ad39d778789b 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/contraband.dmi and b/icons/obj/contraband.dmi differ