diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm b/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm index 8b05ccacd1fe..1d08e1ab4868 100644 --- a/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm +++ b/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm @@ -24,9 +24,6 @@ #define MUT_MUTE /datum/mutation/human/mute #define STONER /datum/mutation/human/stoner #define UNINTELLIGIBLE /datum/mutation/human/unintelligible -#define SWEDISH /datum/mutation/human/swedish -#define CHAV /datum/mutation/human/chav -#define ELVIS /datum/mutation/human/elvis #define RADIOACTIVE /datum/mutation/human/radioactive #define GLOWY /datum/mutation/human/glow #define ANTIGLOWY /datum/mutation/human/glow/anti diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm b/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm index 5d96dc8af34c..5301f0ec9d3e 100644 --- a/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm +++ b/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm @@ -280,14 +280,9 @@ //Medals parts += medal_report() - //WS Begin - CHECK_TICK - - //Mouse - parts += mouse_report() CHECK_TICK - //WS End + //Station Goals parts += goal_report() @@ -459,17 +454,7 @@ parts += com return "
[parts.Join("
")]
" return "" -//WS Begin -/datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/proc/mouse_report() - if(GLOB.mouse_food_eaten) - var/list/parts = list() - parts += "Mouse stats:" - parts += "Mouse Born: [GLOB.mouse_spawned]" - parts += "Mouse Killed: [GLOB.mouse_killed]" - parts += "Trash Eaten: [GLOB.mouse_food_eaten]" - return "
[parts.Join("
")]
" - return "" -//WS End + /datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/proc/antag_report() var/list/result = list() var/list/all_teams = list() diff --git a/code/datums/brain_damage/mild.dm b/code/datums/brain_damage/mild.dm index 069d89f0e7e7..9c10c6f1fd7d 100644 --- a/code/datums/brain_damage/mild.dm +++ b/code/datums/brain_damage/mild.dm @@ -50,8 +50,6 @@ owner.derpspeech = min(owner.derpspeech + 5, 25) if(prob(3)) owner.emote("drool") - else if(owner.stat == CONSCIOUS && prob(3)) - owner.say(pick_list_replacements(BRAIN_DAMAGE_FILE, "brain_damage"), forced = "brain damage") ..() /datum/brain_trauma/mild/dumbness/on_lose() diff --git a/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm b/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm index 5545c4efde53..afd4e83cfe34 100644 --- a/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm +++ b/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm @@ -68,129 +68,6 @@ return REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_UNINTELLIGIBLE_SPEECH, GENETIC_MUTATION) -/datum/mutation/human/swedish - name = "Swedish" - desc = "A horrible mutation originating from the distant past. Thought to be eradicated after the incident in 2037." - quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE - text_gain_indication = "You feel Swedish, however that works." - text_lose_indication = "The feeling of Swedishness passes." - -/datum/mutation/human/swedish/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) - if(..()) - return - RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) - -/datum/mutation/human/swedish/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) - if(..()) - return - UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) - -/datum/mutation/human/swedish/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) - SIGNAL_HANDLER - - var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] - if(message) - message = replacetext(message,"w","v") - message = replacetext(message,"j","y") - message = replacetext(message,"a",pick("å","ä","æ","a")) - message = replacetext(message,"bo","bjo") - message = replacetext(message,"o",pick("ö","ø","o")) - if(prob(30)) - message += " Bork[pick("",", bork",", bork, bork")]!" - speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message) - -/datum/mutation/human/chav - name = "Chav" - desc = "Unknown" - quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE - text_gain_indication = "Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?" - text_lose_indication = "You no longer feel like being rude and sassy." - -/datum/mutation/human/chav/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) - if(..()) - return - RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) - -/datum/mutation/human/chav/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) - if(..()) - return - UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) - -/datum/mutation/human/chav/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) - var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] - if(message) - message = " [message] " - message = replacetext(message," looking at "," gawpin' at ") - message = replacetext(message," great "," bangin' ") - message = replacetext(message," man "," mate ") - message = replacetext(message," friend ",pick(" mate "," bruv "," bledrin ")) - message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ") - message = replacetext(message," drink "," wet ") - message = replacetext(message," get "," giz ") - message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ") - message = replacetext(message," no thanks "," wuddent fukken do one ") - message = replacetext(message," i don't know "," wot mate ") - message = replacetext(message," no "," naw ") - message = replacetext(message," robust "," chin ") - message = replacetext(message," hi "," how what how ") - message = replacetext(message," hello "," sup bruv ") - message = replacetext(message," kill "," bang ") - message = replacetext(message," murder "," bang ") - message = replacetext(message," windows "," windies ") - message = replacetext(message," window "," windy ") - message = replacetext(message," break "," do ") - message = replacetext(message," your "," yer ") - message = replacetext(message," security "," coppers ") - speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message) - - -/datum/mutation/human/elvis - name = "Elvis" - desc = "A terrifying mutation named after its 'patient-zero'." - quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE - locked = TRUE - text_gain_indication = "You feel pretty good, honeydoll." - text_lose_indication = "You feel a little less conversation would be great." - -/datum/mutation/human/elvis/on_life() - switch(pick(1,2)) - if(1) - if(prob(15)) - var/list/dancetypes = list("swinging", "fancy", "stylish", "20'th century", "jivin'", "rock and roller", "cool", "salacious", "bashing", "smashing") - var/dancemoves = pick(dancetypes) - owner.visible_message("[owner] busts out some [dancemoves] moves!") - if(2) - if(prob(15)) - owner.visible_message("[owner] [pick("jiggles their hips", "rotates their hips", "gyrates their hips", "taps their foot", "dances to an imaginary song", "jiggles their legs", "snaps their fingers")]!") - -/datum/mutation/human/elvis/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) - if(..()) - return - RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech)) - -/datum/mutation/human/elvis/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner) - if(..()) - return - UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) - -/datum/mutation/human/elvis/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) - SIGNAL_HANDLER - - var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] - if(message) - message = " [message] " - message = replacetext(message," i'm not "," I aint ") - message = replacetext(message," girl ",pick(" honey "," baby "," baby doll ")) - message = replacetext(message," man ",pick(" son "," buddy "," brother"," pal "," friendo ")) - message = replacetext(message," out of "," outta ") - message = replacetext(message," thank you "," thank you, thank you very much ") - message = replacetext(message," thanks "," thank you, thank you very much ") - message = replacetext(message," what are you "," whatcha ") - message = replacetext(message," yes ",pick(" sure", "yea ")) - message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," my kicks ") - speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message) - - /datum/mutation/human/stoner name = "Stoner" desc = "A common mutation that severely decreases intelligence." diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/dna_injector.dm b/code/game/objects/items/dna_injector.dm index a11539595805..113a72fb8d8d 100644 --- a/code/game/objects/items/dna_injector.dm +++ b/code/game/objects/items/dna_injector.dm @@ -247,30 +247,6 @@ name = "\improper DNA injector (Anti-Unintelligible)" remove_mutations = list(UNINTELLIGIBLE) -/obj/item/dnainjector/swedishmut - name = "\improper DNA injector (Swedish)" - add_mutations = list(SWEDISH) - -/obj/item/dnainjector/antiswedish - name = "\improper DNA injector (Anti-Swedish)" - remove_mutations = list(SWEDISH) - -/obj/item/dnainjector/chavmut - name = "\improper DNA injector (Chav)" - add_mutations = list(CHAV) - -/obj/item/dnainjector/antichav - name = "\improper DNA injector (Anti-Chav)" - remove_mutations = list(CHAV) - -/obj/item/dnainjector/elvismut - name = "\improper DNA injector (Elvis)" - add_mutations = list(ELVIS) - -/obj/item/dnainjector/antielvis - name = "\improper DNA injector (Anti-Elvis)" - remove_mutations = list(ELVIS) - /obj/item/dnainjector/lasereyesmut name = "\improper DNA injector (Laser Eyes)" add_mutations = list(LASEREYES) diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm index 725764a10b04..d2b573711051 100644 --- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm +++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm @@ -154,13 +154,6 @@ clothing_flags = VOICEBOX_TOGGLABLE modifies_speech = TRUE -/obj/item/clothing/mask/frog/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args) //whenever you speak - if(!(clothing_flags & VOICEBOX_DISABLED)) - if(prob(5)) //sometimes, the angry spirit finds others words to speak. - speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = pick("HUUUUU!!","SMOOOOOKIN'!!","Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal.", "Feels bad, man.", "GIT DIS GUY OFF ME!!" ,"SOMEBODY STOP ME!!", "NORMIES, GET OUT!!") - else - speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = pick("Ree!!", "Reee!!","REEE!!","REEEEE!!") //but its usually just angry gibberish, - /obj/item/clothing/mask/frog/cursed clothing_flags = NONE diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/grill.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/grill.dm index f76bdb462539..c349c7511752 100644 --- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/grill.dm +++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/grill.dm @@ -82,7 +82,6 @@ smoke.start() if(grilled_item) grill_time += 1 - grilled_item.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/char, 1) grill_fuel -= 10 grilled_item.AddComponent(/datum/component/sizzle) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/dead/observer/observer.dm b/code/modules/mob/dead/observer/observer.dm index 6fffc48e76a1..c15c4a1af835 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/dead/observer/observer.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/dead/observer/observer.dm @@ -68,8 +68,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(observer_default_invisibility, INVISIBILITY_OBSERVER) add_verb(src, list( /mob/dead/observer/proc/dead_tele, /mob/dead/observer/proc/open_spawners_menu, - /mob/dead/observer/proc/tray_view, - /mob/dead/observer/proc/possess_mouse_verb)) + /mob/dead/observer/proc/tray_view)) if(icon_state in GLOB.ghost_forms_with_directions_list) ghostimage_default = image(src.icon,src,src.icon_state + "_nodir") @@ -962,70 +961,3 @@ This is the proc mobs get to turn into a ghost. Forked from ghostize due to comp client.images += t_ray_images else client.images -= stored_t_ray_images - -//WS Begin -/mob/dead/observer/proc/possess_mouse_verb() - set category = "Ghost" - set name = "Possess a mouse" - set desc = "Possess a mouse to haunt the station.... and their food!" - - var/list/possessible = list() - - for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/M in GLOB.alive_mob_list) - if(M.stat != CONSCIOUS) - continue - if(M.key) - continue - if(M in GLOB.player_list) - continue - if(M.mind) - continue - - possessible += M - - if(!possessible.len) - to_chat(src, "There are currently no mice able to be possessed!") - return FALSE - - var/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/M = pick(possessible) - - possess_mouse(M) - - -/mob/dead/observer/proc/possess_mouse(mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/M) - if(!M) - return FALSE - - if(!SSticker.HasRoundStarted()) - to_chat(usr, "The round hasn't started yet!") - return FALSE - - if(is_banned_from(key, ROLE_SENTIENCE)) - to_chat(src, "You are job banned!") - return FALSE - - if(alert("Are you sure you want to become a mouse? (Warning, you can no longer be cloned!)",,"Yes","No") != "Yes") - return FALSE - - if(M.key || (M.stat != CONSCIOUS) || (M in GLOB.player_list) || M.mind || QDELETED(src) || QDELETED(M)) - to_chat(src, "This mouse is unable to be controlled, please try again!") - return FALSE - - log_game("[key_name(src)] has became a mouse") - - M.key = key - M.faction = list("neutral") - M.chew_probability = 0 //so they cant pull off a big brain play by ghosting somewhere or idk - M.layer = BELOW_OPEN_DOOR_LAYER //ENGAGE ADVANCED HIDING BRAIN FUNCTIONS - M.language_holder = new /datum/language_holder/mouse(M) - M.pass_flags |= PASSDOORHATCH - M.sentience_act() - M.maxHealth = 15 - M.health = M.maxHealth - - to_chat(M , "You are now possessing a mouse. \ - You do not remember your previous life. You can eat trash and \ - food on the floor to gain health and help create new mice. Mouse traps will hurt your fragile body \ - and so will any kind of weapons. You can control click food and trash items in order to eat them. Get. That. Cheese.") - return TRUE -//WS End diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/mouse.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/mouse.dm index f2fbf6e5b262..7b11d05bcf2c 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/mouse.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/mouse.dm @@ -145,9 +145,6 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(mouse_killed, 0) else return ..() -/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/attack_ghost(mob/dead/observer/user) - user.possess_mouse(src) - /mob/living/simple_animal/mouse/start_pulling(atom/movable/AM, state, force, supress_message) return FALSE diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm index 09812ef20cf3..6a69ef38e6cd 100644 --- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm +++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm @@ -770,22 +770,6 @@ taste_description = "caramel" reagent_state = SOLID -/datum/reagent/consumable/char - name = "Char" - description = "Essence of the grill. Has strange properties when overdosed." - reagent_state = LIQUID - nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM - color = "#C8C8C8" - taste_mult = 6 - taste_description = "smoke" - overdose_threshold = 15 - -/datum/reagent/consumable/char/overdose_process(mob/living/M) - if(prob(25)) - M.say(pick_list_replacements(BOOMER_FILE, "boomer"), forced = /datum/reagent/consumable/char) - ..() - return - /datum/reagent/consumable/bbqsauce name = "BBQ Sauce" description = "Sweet, smoky, savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for grilling." diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm index 6084311b3507..11a930efda30 100644 --- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm +++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm @@ -1310,8 +1310,6 @@ M.adjustStaminaLoss(-3 * REM, 0) M.jitteriness = min(max(0, M.jitteriness + 3), 30) M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 2 * REM, 150) - if(prob(10)) - M.say(pick("Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man.", "Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered, we're out here. What I wanna know is: Where's the caveman?", "It ain't me, it ain't me...", "Make love, not war!", "Stop, hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down...", "Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?"), forced = /datum/reagent/medicine/earthsblood) M.druggy = min(max(0, M.druggy + 10), 15) //See above ..() . = 1 @@ -2073,7 +2071,6 @@ bp.receive_damage(0, 0, 200) else //SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!!! to_chat(M, "A phantom limb hurts!") - M.say("Why are we still here, just to suffer?", forced = /datum/reagent/medicine/lavaland_extract) return ..() /datum/reagent/medicine/skeletons_boon diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm index 9b6243358acb..24db5dd524d8 100644 --- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm +++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm @@ -410,7 +410,6 @@ description = "A substance applied to the skin to darken the skin." color = "#FFC080" // rgb: 255, 196, 128 Bright orange metabolization_rate = 10 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM // very fast, so it can be applied rapidly. But this changes on an overdose - overdose_threshold = 11 //Slightly more than one un-nozzled spraybottle. taste_description = "sour oranges" /datum/reagent/spraytan/expose_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume, show_message = 1) @@ -470,41 +469,11 @@ N.dna.features["mcolor"] = newcolor N.regenerate_icons() - - if(method == INGEST) if(show_message) to_chat(M, "That tasted horrible.") ..() - -/datum/reagent/spraytan/overdose_process(mob/living/M) - metabolization_rate = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM - - if(ishuman(M)) - var/mob/living/carbon/human/N = M - if(!HAS_TRAIT(N, TRAIT_BALD)) - N.hairstyle = "Spiky" - N.facial_hairstyle = "Shaved" - N.facial_hair_color = "000" - N.hair_color = "000" - if(!(HAIR in N.dna.species.species_traits)) //No hair? No problem! - N.dna.species.species_traits += HAIR - if(N.dna.species.use_skintones) - N.skin_tone = "orange" - else if(MUTCOLORS in N.dna.species.species_traits) //Aliens with custom colors simply get turned orange - N.dna.features["mcolor"] = "f80" - N.regenerate_icons() - if(prob(7)) - if(N.w_uniform) - M.visible_message(pick("[M]'s collar pops up without warning.", "[M] flexes [M.p_their()] arms.")) - else - M.visible_message("[M] flexes [M.p_their()] arms.") - if(prob(10)) - M.say(pick("Shit was SO cash.", "You are everything bad in the world.", "What sports do you play, other than 'jack off to naked drawn Japanese people?'", "Don???t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot.", "My name is John and I hate every single one of you."), forced = /datum/reagent/spraytan) - ..() - return - /datum/reagent/mulligan name = "Mulligan Toxin" description = "This toxin will rapidly change the DNA of human beings. Commonly used by Syndicate spies and assassins in need of an emergency ID change." @@ -1538,20 +1507,6 @@ name = "Royal Carpet?" description = "For those that break the game and need to make an issue report." -/datum/reagent/carpet/royal/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) - . = ..() - if(!M.mind?.assigned_role) - return - switch(M.mind.assigned_role) - if("Chief Medical Officer", "Captain", "Chief Engineer", "Research Director", "Head of Personnel") - if(prob(10)) - to_chat(M, "You feel like royalty.") - if(prob(5)) - M.say(pick("Peasants..","This carpet is worth more than your contracts!","I could fire you at any time..."), forced = "royal carpet") - if("Quartermaster") - if(prob(15)) - to_chat(M, "You feel like an impostor...") - /datum/reagent/carpet/royal/black name = "Royal Black Carpet" description = "For those that feel the need to show off their timewasting skills." @@ -1865,11 +1820,6 @@ color = "#00ff80" taste_description = "strange honey" -/datum/reagent/royal_bee_jelly/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) - if(prob(2)) - M.say(pick("Bzzz...","BZZ BZZ","Bzzzzzzzzzzz..."), forced = "royal bee jelly") - ..() - //Misc reagents /datum/reagent/romerol diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm index 498017191179..6045779f6030 100644 --- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm +++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm @@ -974,18 +974,13 @@ taste_description = "bone hurting" overdose_threshold = 50 -/datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M) - M.say("oof ouch my bones", forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice) - /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) M.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5, 0) if(prob(20)) - switch(rand(1, 3)) + switch(rand(1, 2)) if(1) - M.say(pick("oof.", "ouch.", "my bones.", "oof ouch.", "oof ouch my bones."), forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice) - if(2) M.manual_emote(pick("oofs silently.", "looks like their bones hurt.", "grimaces, as though their bones hurt.")) - if(3) + if(2) to_chat(M, "Your bones hurt!") return ..() @@ -1000,7 +995,6 @@ bp.receive_damage(0, 0, 200) else //SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!!! to_chat(M, "A phantom limb hurts!") - M.say("Why are we still here, just to suffer?", forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice) return ..() /datum/reagent/toxin/bungotoxin diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm index c0313adb2539..6a5a344b177e 100644 --- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm +++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm @@ -439,14 +439,6 @@ var/mob/living/L = V L.emote("flip") - //SPEAK - else if((findtext(message, speak_words))) - cooldown = COOLDOWN_MEME - for(var/V in listeners) - var/mob/living/L = V - addtimer(CALLBACK(L, TYPE_PROC_REF(/atom/movable, say), pick_list_replacements(BRAIN_DAMAGE_FILE, "brain_damage")), 5 * i) - i++ - //GET UP else if((findtext(message, getup_words))) cooldown = COOLDOWN_DAMAGE //because stun removal diff --git a/strings/boomer.json b/strings/boomer.json deleted file mode 100644 index 4fb2f733f795..000000000000 --- a/strings/boomer.json +++ /dev/null @@ -1,33 +0,0 @@ -{ - "boomer": [ - "@pick(kids) these days have it too easy!", - "Do I look like I know what a @pick(file) is!?", - "Listen here Jack, how do I open @pick(file)?", - "How do I open a @pick(file) again?", - "Unlike you snowflakes, I'm not offended so easily.", - "Back in my day...", - "When I was your age...", - "This generation can't take a joke.", - "Why are @pick(kids) these days so @pick(sad) all the time?", - "These damn @pick(kids) need to get a @pick(impossible) for once!", - "It's simply a matter of showing up, looking the manager in the eye, giving him a firm handshake and telling him you want the job.", - "You'll never get anywhere in life without a degree.", - "@pick(expense) isn't really that expensive.", - "When I was a kid I had to walk to school uphill both ways!", - "I hate my wife.", - "I just want to grill for God's sake.", - "I wish I could just go on my lawnmower and cut the grass.", - "Yep, Quake. That was a good game...", - "Yeah, my PDA has wi-fi. A wife I hate." - ], - - "expense": ["Healthcare", "College", "A car", "A house", "Food"], - - "kids": ["kids", "millenials", "snowflakes"], - - "file": ["JPEG", "PDF", "DMI", "JSON"], - - "sad": ["sad", "depressed", "sad and depressed"], - - "impossible": ["job", "house", "job and a house", "life"] -} diff --git a/strings/traumas.json b/strings/traumas.json index f6bd9b589553..1d1e98581d4f 100644 --- a/strings/traumas.json +++ b/strings/traumas.json @@ -1,168 +1,4 @@ { - "brain_damage": [ - "@pick(semicolon)IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH", - "without oxigen blob don't evoluate?", - "@pick(semicolon)CAPTAINS A COMDOM", - "can u give me @pick(mutations)?", - "THe saiyans screwed", - "Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS>", - "@pick(semicolon)I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS", - "stop grifing me!!!!", - "SOTP IT#", - "shiggey diggey!!", - "@pick(semicolon)A PIRATE APPEAR", - "FUS RO DAH", - "stat me", - ">my face", - "roll it easy!", - "lol2cat", - "dem dwarfs man, dem dwarfs", - "hwee did eet fhor khayosss", - "lifelike texture ;_;", - "luv can bloooom", - "PACKETS!!!", - "port ba@pick(y_replacements) med!!!!", - "youed call her a toeugh bithc", - "closd for merbegging", - "@pick(semicolon)pray can u @pick(create_verbs) @pick(create_nouns)???", - "GEY AWAY FROM ME U GREIFING PRICK!!!!", - "@pick(semicolon)HELP INTEG MURDERIN MEE!!!", - "hwat dose tha @pick(random_gibberish) mean?????", - "@pick(semicolon)DO A BLUP SPEaS JUMP!!!!!", - "wearnig siNGUARLTY is.... FINE haHAAA", - "@pick(semicolon)AI laW 22 Open door", - "@pick(semicolon)this SI mY sHip......", - "who the HELL do u thenk u r?!!!!", - "geT THE FUCK OUTTTT", - "@pick(semicolon)CRASHING THIS SHIMP WITH NIO SURVIVROS", - "PSHOOOM", - "REMOVE SINGULARITY", - "INSTLL TEG", - "TURBIN IS BEST ENGIENE", - "SOLIRS CAN POWER THE HOLE FLEEHT ANEWAY @pick(bug)", - "parasteng was best", - "@pick(semicolon)I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL", - "NO I'M ONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER OLD STYLE", - "i will snatch erry motherfucker birthday", - "u just did the world a little bit more sad place for someone", - "@pick(semicolon)N-NYAAAAAA~", - "@pick(bug)", - "@pick(semicolon)wtf??????????? @pick(bug)", - "@pick(semicolon)i ran into the supermattre ten i dsappeard @pick(bug)", - "DON'T EVER TUCH ME", - "@pick(semicolon)How do I set up the. SHow do I set u p the Singu. how I the scrungulartiy????", - "AMOGN US IS FUNNY!!", - "DID YOU FUCKING.", - "i DEMAND!!! APOGEE-DEV BE DEOMTED!!!", - "@pick(semicolon)I don't ndED tEARPAHY.", - "@pick(semicolon)an,d CIOCK.", - "TUWN ME INoT A CAT!!", - "WHY WAES THE PEILL REMOVED???", - "work on the wiki please", - "ahelp SPAWN @pick(aspawnships) PLS", - "Am i allowd to kil l people if thye piss me off", - "IS THIS LIEK VOIDCREW???", - "UNiT PANICKING.", - "HIII!! HI!! <3 <3 <3", - "I LOOK LKIE BEAN,S,,, CRINGE!!!", - "SEET TH shIP TO kOS!!!!!", - "IM SynDCIATe, I ANTag, I CAN KOS......", - "ahelp ADMIN CAN I BE PIRTA", - "DOCTOR YUO DO DISCETIONS!!!", - "RESERCH NANIYES", - "REVSRSE A NY WALLS!!!", - "*monch", - "Amonger", - "Live mas", - "top ten goliath funny moments", - "put me... in a stew... then buryy mee...", - "@pick(semicolon)GTT AWYA FROM HER YOU BITHC!!", - "@pick(semicolon)IS TATH A FUCKIGN,, MOTH.", - "@pick(semicolon)BRAZIL NUMEOR UNO...!!!!", - "@pick(semicolon)blbue hair??? I'M GOIgN TO KILL THDT FUIKNG COW!", - "@pick(semicolon)HOW DO I @pick(ghetto)?????", - "ough", - "ourgh", - "ouughghnnnn", - "hrrnggg", - "HE IS BALD!!!", - "I AM NORMAL. I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH INDUSTRIAL CHEMICALS", - "Welcome to the bathroom", - "THE AMOUNGS BROKE ALL MY BONES", - "HOLY SHIT IT'S @pick(john) @pick(factions)!!", - "BLrobo BLEEBUS.....", - "drugs are funny because they add new rp elements", - "ANOTHER SHIP... STERALIZED...", - "HOpeLes WAsN'T ALwAYS NaMeD HoPelESs BeFORE THe incIDENST...", - "@pick(semicolon)HopeLSS WAS ACTUAL. Ly a LIVIng WaePON....", - "@pick(semicolon)WHEN SHIPQUEST????? PANEL NEW??????", - "WHER.E SHIPQUEST???,???", - "ei,,ither wAy... It Is WHt ti is", - "butT ShIPPtSt nEVER was a WrAZnOe liKE thaEt!!", - "A deEoP-setED dISEuire... fuR pERfECTiOsM...", - "HUMORER IS A DECLIAT THINGE!!", - "who's the asshole flying the pill class", - "IVOR@pick(y_replacements) WHAT THE FOUCKE ARE U DUING!!!??", - "RESIEST BIG MOETH", - "WE MUSTE RIASE UOP AGANST BEEG MOTNH", - "Luckily, I passed high school physics", - "I WANT NOTHING MORE IN THIS LIFE THAN TO CUDDLE UP WITH A CUTE MOTH WAIFU!!", - "GO TO HORNY JAIL!!" - ], - - "mutations": [ - "telikesis", - "halk", - "eppilapse", - "kamelien", - "eksrey", - "glowey skin", - "fungal tb", - "stun gloves" - ], - - "john": ["joehn", "jonn", "jouhn", "jeeoun"], - - "factions": ["SYNDICT", "NATOSASEN", "EEMTEQ", "MIENUTMEN", "SOMLGOVM"], - - "random_gibberish": ["g", "squid", "r", "carbon dioxide"], - - "y_replacements": ["y", "i", "e"], - - "create_verbs": ["spawn", "MAke me", "creat", "tc trade me", "gib"], - - "create_nouns": [ - "zenomorfs", - "ayleins", - "treaitors", - "sheadow lings", - "abdoocters", - "revinent", - "deval", - "deth squads", - "bleb", - "cock cult", - "anteg" - ], - - "aspawnships": [ - "BUblBUE", - "RoUBE", - "PeEL", - "TWInkLRE", - "MAYONEISE", - "raEDIO", - "joUPITR", - "HAELR TROCK", - "BEYOO", - "TID" - ], - - "bug": ["", "IS TIS A BUG??", "SI IST A BUGG/", "BUG!!!"], - - "semicolon": ["", ";", ".h"], - - "ghetto": ["ghetcheom", "ghettoghemc", "gahttochem"], "god_foe": [ "MORTALS",