diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
index b59f4358c76a..ad27b15207a8 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
@@ -1374,26 +1374,18 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 		if(1 to 5)
 			M.Dizzy(10)
 			M.set_drugginess(30)
-			if(prob(10))
-				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if(5 to 10)
 			M.Jitter(20)
 			M.Dizzy(20)
 			M.set_drugginess(45)
-			if(prob(20))
-				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if (10 to 200)
 			M.Jitter(40)
 			M.Dizzy(40)
 			M.set_drugginess(60)
-			if(prob(30))
-				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if(200 to INFINITY)
 			M.Jitter(60)
 			M.Dizzy(60)
 			M.set_drugginess(75)
-			if(prob(40))
-				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 			if(prob(30))
 				M.adjustToxLoss(2, 0)
 				. = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drug_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drug_reagents.dm
index b776a285b346..a62dfc53b63b 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drug_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drug_reagents.dm
@@ -21,8 +21,6 @@
 		if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED))
 			if(prob(10))
 				step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-	if(prob(7))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan","giggle"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/space_drugs/overdose_start(mob/living/M)
@@ -166,7 +164,7 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine
 	name = "Methamphetamine"
-	description = "Reduces stun times by about 300%, speeds the user up, and allows the user to quickly recover stamina while dealing a small amount of Brain damage. If overdosed the subject will move randomly, laugh randomly, drop items and suffer from Toxin and Brain damage. If addicted the subject will constantly jitter and drool, before becoming dizzy and losing motor control and eventually suffer heavy toxin damage."
+	description = "Reduces stun times by about 300%, speeds the user up, and allows the user to quickly recover stamina while dealing a small amount of Brain damage. If overdosed the subject will move randomly, drop items and suffer from Toxin and Brain damage. If addicted the subject will become dizzy, lose motor control and eventually suffer heavy toxin damage."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FAFAFA"
 	overdose_threshold = 20
@@ -194,8 +192,6 @@
 	M.adjustStaminaLoss(-2, 0)
 	M.Jitter(2)
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, rand(1,4))
-	if(prob(5))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch", "shiver"))
 	..()
 	. = 1
 
@@ -203,8 +199,6 @@
 	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED) && !ismovable(M.loc))
 		for(var/i in 1 to 4)
 			step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-	if(prob(20))
-		M.emote("laugh")
 	if(prob(33))
 		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M]'s hands flip out and flail everywhere!</span>")
 		M.drop_all_held_items()
@@ -215,15 +209,11 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine/addiction_act_stage1(mob/living/M)
 	M.Jitter(5)
-	if(prob(20))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine/addiction_act_stage2(mob/living/M)
 	M.Jitter(10)
 	M.Dizzy(10)
-	if(prob(30))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine/addiction_act_stage3(mob/living/M)
@@ -232,8 +222,6 @@
 			step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
 	M.Jitter(15)
 	M.Dizzy(15)
-	if(prob(40))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine/addiction_act_stage4(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
@@ -243,8 +231,6 @@
 	M.Jitter(20)
 	M.Dizzy(20)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(5, 0)
-	if(prob(50))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 	. = 1
 
@@ -293,8 +279,6 @@
 	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED) && !ismovable(M.loc))
 		for(var/i in 1 to 8)
 			step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-	if(prob(20))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	if(prob(33))
 		M.drop_all_held_items()
 	..()
@@ -306,8 +290,6 @@
 			step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
 	M.Jitter(5)
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 10)
-	if(prob(20))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/bath_salts/addiction_act_stage2(mob/living/M)
@@ -318,8 +300,6 @@
 	M.Jitter(10)
 	M.Dizzy(10)
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 10)
-	if(prob(30))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/bath_salts/addiction_act_stage3(mob/living/M)
@@ -330,8 +310,6 @@
 	M.Jitter(15)
 	M.Dizzy(15)
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 10)
-	if(prob(40))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/bath_salts/addiction_act_stage4(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
@@ -343,8 +321,6 @@
 	M.Dizzy(50)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(5, 0)
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 10)
-	if(prob(50))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 	. = 1
 
@@ -398,13 +374,10 @@
 		var/reaction = rand(1,3)
 		switch(reaction)
 			if(1)
-				M.emote("laugh")
 				SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "happiness_drug", /datum/mood_event/happiness_drug_good_od)
 			if(2)
-				M.emote("sway")
 				M.Dizzy(25)
 			if(3)
-				M.emote("frown")
 				SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "happiness_drug", /datum/mood_event/happiness_drug_bad_od)
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 0.5)
 	..()
@@ -414,32 +387,24 @@
 	var/datum/component/mood/mood = M.GetComponent(/datum/component/mood)
 	mood.setSanity(min(mood.sanity, SANITY_DISTURBED))
 	M.Jitter(5)
-	if(prob(20))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/happiness/addiction_act_stage2(mob/living/M)
 	var/datum/component/mood/mood = M.GetComponent(/datum/component/mood)
 	mood.setSanity(min(mood.sanity, SANITY_UNSTABLE))
 	M.Jitter(10)
-	if(prob(30))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/happiness/addiction_act_stage3(mob/living/M)
 	var/datum/component/mood/mood = M.GetComponent(/datum/component/mood)
 	mood.setSanity(min(mood.sanity, SANITY_CRAZY))
 	M.Jitter(15)
-	if(prob(40))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/happiness/addiction_act_stage4(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
 	var/datum/component/mood/mood = M.GetComponent(/datum/component/mood)
 	mood.setSanity(SANITY_INSANE)
 	M.Jitter(20)
-	if(prob(50))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
 	..()
 	. = 1
 
@@ -477,8 +442,6 @@
 	M.Jitter(5)
 	if(prob(5))
 		M.drop_all_held_items()
-	if(prob(15))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool"))
 	if(prob(20))
 		M.losebreath++
 		M.adjustStaminaLoss(4, 0)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
index b78fd6aa8198..abdaf511691d 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
@@ -339,20 +339,14 @@
 		if(1 to 5)
 			M.Dizzy(5)
 			M.set_drugginess(30)
-			if(prob(10))
-				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if(5 to 10)
 			M.Jitter(10)
 			M.Dizzy(10)
 			M.set_drugginess(35)
-			if(prob(20))
-				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 		if (10 to INFINITY)
 			M.Jitter(20)
 			M.Dizzy(20)
 			M.set_drugginess(40)
-			if(prob(30))
-				M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/garlic //NOTE: having garlic in your blood stops vampires from biting you.
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
index d42fc60057f1..6460cd423f78 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
@@ -259,7 +259,6 @@
 			M.adjustFireLoss(-reac_volume)
 			if(show_message)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your burns healing! It stings like hell!</span>")
-			M.emote("scream")
 			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
 	..()
 
@@ -313,7 +312,6 @@
 			M.adjustBruteLoss(-reac_volume)
 			if(show_message)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your bruises healing! It stings like hell!</span>")
-			M.emote("scream")
 			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
 	..()
 
@@ -1539,7 +1537,6 @@
 				M.losebreath++
 			if(prob(20))
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You have a sudden fit!</span>")
-				M.emote("moan")
 				M.Paralyze(20) // you should be in a bad spot at this point unless epipen has been used
 		if(81)
 			to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel too exhausted to continue!</span>") // at this point you will eventually die unless you get charcoal
@@ -1751,7 +1748,6 @@
 			M.adjustFireLoss(reac_volume)
 			if(show_message)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your skin bubble and burn as your flesh knits itself together!</span>")
-			M.emote("scream")
 			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
 	..()
 
@@ -1786,7 +1782,6 @@
 			M.adjustBruteLoss(reac_volume)
 			if(show_message)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your flesh tear as your skin rapidly regenerates!</span>")
-			M.emote("scream")
 			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
 	..()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
index fdfeeb1cda9c..56d248e1d447 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
@@ -516,12 +516,6 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "bitterness"
 
-/datum/reagent/serotrotium/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
-	if(ishuman(M))
-		if(prob(7))
-			M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan","gasp"))
-	..()
-
 /datum/reagent/oxygen
 	name = "Oxygen"
 	description = "A colorless, odorless gas. Grows on trees but is still pretty valuable."
@@ -597,8 +591,6 @@
 /datum/reagent/mercury/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(!HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED) && !isspaceturf(M.loc))
 		step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-	if(prob(5))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 1)
 	..()
 
@@ -762,8 +754,6 @@
 /datum/reagent/lithium/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(!HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED) && !isspaceturf(M.loc))
 		step(M, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-	if(prob(5))
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/lithium/dip_object(obj/item/I, mob/user, obj/item/reagent_containers/H)
@@ -1036,8 +1026,6 @@
 		M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 2*REM)
 	if(prob(50))
 		M.drowsyness = max(M.drowsyness, 3)
-	if(prob(10))
-		M.emote("drool")
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/nanomachines
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/trickwine_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/trickwine_reagents.dm
index be5e2ce35f9a..9f907a33b022 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/trickwine_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/trickwine_reagents.dm
@@ -35,7 +35,6 @@
 		M.Jitter(3 * reac_volume)
 		M.Dizzy(2 * reac_volume)
 		M.set_drugginess(3 * reac_volume)
-		M.emote(pick("twitch","giggle"))
 	return ..()
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/trickwine/ice_wine