diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm b/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm
index 204e24daeab6..30bcd4e253c8 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/DNA.dm
@@ -156,6 +156,7 @@
 #define ORGAN_SLOT_HEART_AID "heartdrive"
 #define ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN_ANTIDROP "brain_antidrop"
 #define ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN_ANTISTUN "brain_antistun"
+#define ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN_JOYWIRE "brain_joywire"
 #define ORGAN_SLOT_TAIL "tail"
 #define ORGAN_SLOT_WINGS "wings"
 #define ORGAN_SLOT_PARASITE_EGG "parasite_egg"
diff --git a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
index 84fca0443ca0..f5e51d1d59f4 100644
--- a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
@@ -292,3 +292,13 @@
 	description = "<span class='warning'>I was forced to eat cement...</span>\n"
 	mood_change = -6
 	timeout = 4 MINUTES
+
+/datum/mood_event/joywire_emp
+	description = span_boldwarning("IT'S GONE!! IT'S GONE!!\n")
+	mood_change = -30
+	timeout = 5 MINUTES
+
+/datum/mood_event/mindscrew
+	description = span_boldwarning("It isn't ending... it isn't ending, come on...\n")
+	mood_change = -18
+	timeout = 3 MINUTES
diff --git a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
index d79847ea04c8..899c617a99d2 100644
--- a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
@@ -240,6 +240,11 @@
 	mood_change = 5
 	timeout = 3 MINUTES
 
+/datum/mood_event/joywire
+	description = span_boldnicegreen("I feel so joyous! Oh, so joyous!\n")
+	mood_change = 8
+	timeout = 10 SECONDS
+
 /datum/mood_event/root
 	description = span_nicegreen("I rooted recently, it feels good to charge naturally.\n")
 	mood_change = 5
diff --git a/code/modules/research/designs/medical_designs.dm b/code/modules/research/designs/medical_designs.dm
index 6e4a1b61d06f..343ff920df20 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/designs/medical_designs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/designs/medical_designs.dm
@@ -395,6 +395,17 @@
 	category = list("Misc", "Medical Designs")
 	departmental_flags = DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_MEDICAL | DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_SCIENCE
 
+/datum/design/cyberimp_joywire
+	name = "\improper Midi-Sed pleasure vivifier"
+	desc = "A widely popular (and addictive) implant produced by Miditeke-Sedari Tokoce that stimulates the brain's pleasure centers. Dramatically increases mood, but interferes with taste reception even if uninstalled."
+	id = "ci-joywire"
+	build_type = PROTOLATHE | MECHFAB
+	construction_time = 60
+	materials = list(/datum/material/iron = 600, /datum/material/glass = 600, /datum/material/gold = 500, /datum/material/silver = 500)
+	build_path = /obj/item/organ/cyberimp/brain/joywire
+	category = list("Misc", "Medical Designs")
+	departmental_flags = DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_MEDICAL
+
 /datum/design/cyberimp_nutriment
 	name = "Nutriment Pump Implant"
 	desc = "This implant with synthesize and pump into your bloodstream a small amount of nutriment when you are starving."
diff --git a/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm b/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm
index aac9842415c5..af76ef1d00fa 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm
@@ -521,7 +521,7 @@
 	display_name = "Cybernetic Implants"
 	description = "Electronic implants that improve humans."
 	prereq_ids = list("adv_biotech", "datatheory")
-	design_ids = list("ci-nutriment", "ci-breather", "ci-gloweyes", "ci-welding", "ci-medhud", "ci-sechud", "ci-diaghud")
+	design_ids = list("ci-nutriment", "ci-breather", "ci-gloweyes", "ci-welding", "ci-medhud", "ci-sechud", "ci-diaghud", "ci-joywire")
 	research_costs = list(TECHWEB_POINT_TYPE_GENERIC = 2500)
 	export_price = 5000
 
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/augments_internal.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/augments_internal.dm
index f623bb67606b..022292c282b8 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/augments_internal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/augments_internal.dm
@@ -137,6 +137,36 @@
 /obj/item/organ/cyberimp/brain/anti_stun/proc/reboot()
 	organ_flags &= ~ORGAN_FAILING
 
+/obj/item/organ/cyberimp/brain/joywire
+	name = "\improper Midi-Sed pleasure vivifier"
+	desc = "A widely popular (and addictive) implant produced by Miditeke-Sedari Tokoce that stimulates the brain's pleasure centers. Dramatically increases mood, but interferes with taste reception even if uninstalled."
+	implant_color = "#FFABE0"
+	slot = ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN_JOYWIRE
+
+/obj/item/organ/cyberimp/brain/joywire/on_life()
+	if(owner || !(organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING))
+		SEND_SIGNAL(owner, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "joywire", /datum/mood_event/joywire)
+		ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_AGEUSIA, TRAIT_GENERIC)
+
+/obj/item/organ/cyberimp/brain/joywire/emp_act(severity)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!owner || . & EMP_PROTECT_SELF)
+		return
+	organ_flags |= ORGAN_FAILING
+	SEND_SIGNAL(owner, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "joywire")
+	SEND_SIGNAL(owner, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "joywire_emp", /datum/mood_event/joywire_emp)
+	to_chat(owner, span_boldwarning("That feeling of dream-like, distilled joy is suddenly diluted. Misery sets in..."))
+
+/obj/item/organ/cyberimp/brain/mindscrew
+	name = "\improper Midi-Sed MNDFCK implant"
+	desc = "A horrific after-market modification of Midi-Sed's pleasure vivifier that stimulates intense pain in the brain. Dramatically hurts a user's mood and mental state, and lingers for a time after removal."
+	implant_color = "#5E1108"
+	slot = ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN_JOYWIRE
+
+/obj/item/organ/cyberimp/brain/mindscrew/on_life()
+	if(owner || !(organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING))
+		SEND_SIGNAL(owner, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "mindscrew", /datum/mood_event/mindscrew)
+
 //[[[[MOUTH]]]]
 /obj/item/organ/cyberimp/mouth
 	zone = BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_MOUTH