diff --git a/robots.txt b/robots.txt
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+# Tell AI to fuck itself as much as possible
+# (thanks to https://www.foundationwebdev.com/2023/08/utilizing-robots-txt-to-block-ai-crawlers/ for a starting point!!!! <3)
+User-agent: GPTBot
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: ChatGPT-User
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: GoogleOther
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: CCBot
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: anthropic-ai
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: Google-Extended
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: Omigili
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: OmigiliBot
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: PerplexityBot
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: ImagesiftBot
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: FacebookBot
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: Diffbot
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: cohere-ai
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: Bytespider
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: Applebot-Extended
+Disallow: /
+User-agent: Claude-Web
+Disallow: /
+
 User-agent: *
 Sitemap: {{ site.url }}/sitemap.xml