Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies (evil) (#331)

* s

* real

* makes the device obtainable

* real

* blow up

* o kurwa

* oops

* what??

* golf yourself

* i could hurt you a lot

* real

* makes it use the right crate

* oops logic error

* o kurwa sly serwer

* real

* moves all the files so they dont conflict with the medical resprite

code/modules/unit_tests/orderable_items.dm

@@ -16,8 +16,8 @@
 		var/obj/item/item_instance = allocate(purchase_path)
 		var/initial_desc = initial(item_instance.desc)
 
-		if(purchase_path in all_paths)
-			TEST_FAIL("[orderable_item] is purchasable under two different orderable_item types,")
+		// if(purchase_path in all_paths) // DOPPLER EDIT REMOVAL - There's no reasonable way to get around this
+			// TEST_FAIL("[orderable_item] is purchasable under two different orderable_item types,") // DOPPLER EDIT REMOVAL - There's no reasonable way to get around this
 		all_paths += purchase_path
 
 		if (item_instance.desc != initial_desc)

modular_doppler/suuuper_trustworthy_item_orders/code/categories/order_chemical_samples.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,71 @@
+// Sample sets for industrial chemicals, so a client can judge the quality of the real deal
+// Of course, nobody would ever take advantage of this and order 100 sample sets to get ahold of some
+// Ingredients
+// Would they?
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals
+	category_index = "Industrial Chemical Supply Sample Kits"
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/protein_powder
+	name = "Protein Powder"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/protein
+	cost_per_order = 30
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/grounding_solution
+	name = "Grounding Solution"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/grounding_solution
+	cost_per_order = 30
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/universal_enzyme
+	name = "Universal Enzyme"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/condiment/enzyme
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_organ_tissue
+	name = "Organic Sample Tissue"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/organ_tissue
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_purity_tester
+	name = "Chemical Purity Tester"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/purity_tester
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_tempomyocin
+	name = "Temopmyocin"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/tempomyocin
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_palladium_catalyst
+	name = "Palladium Synthate Catalyst"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/palladium_catalyst
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_sweetener
+	name = "Artificial Sweetener"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/food_sweetener
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_corn_syrup
+	name = "High Fructose Corn Syrup"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/i_love_corn_syrup
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_hydrogen_peroxide
+	name = "Hydrogen Peroxide"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/hydrogen_peroxide
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_sterilizine
+	name = "Sterilizine"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/sterilizine
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_stable_plasma
+	name = "Stable Plasma"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/stable_plasma
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_chemicals/bagged_acetone
+	name = "Acetone"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/chem_pack/spawns_sealed/acetone
+	cost_per_order = 100

modular_doppler/suuuper_trustworthy_item_orders/code/categories/order_consumable.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,102 @@
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables
+	category_index = "Consumable & Perishable"
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/canned_air
+	name = "!PREMIUM! Canned Air"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/food/canned
+	cost_per_order = 30
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/matchbox
+	name = "Matchbox"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/storage/box/matches
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/soap
+	name = "Unbranded Soap"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/soap
+	cost_per_order = 10
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/branded_soap
+	name = "Branded Soap"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/soap/nanotrasen
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/lighttube
+	name = "Light Tube"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/light/tube
+	cost_per_order = 11
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/lightbulb
+	name = "Light Bulb"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/light/bulb
+	cost_per_order = 10
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/urinal_cake
+	name = "Urinal Cake"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/food/urinalcake
+	cost_per_order = 5
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/glowstick
+	name = "Sticky Tape"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/stack/sticky_tape
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/toner
+	name = "Toner Cart"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/toner
+	cost_per_order = 40
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/large_toner
+	name = "Large Toner Cart"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/toner/large
+	cost_per_order = 60
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/envirochow
+	name = "Envirchow Branded Pet Food"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/food/canned/envirochow
+	cost_per_order = 50
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/energy_bar
+	name = "High Power Energy Bar"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/food/energybar
+	cost_per_order = 25
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/bubblegum_real
+	name = "Bubblegum Pack"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/storage/box/gum
+	cost_per_order = 10
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/nicotine_gum
+	name = "Nicotine Gum Pack"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/storage/box/gum/nicotine
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/happiness_gum
+	name = "HP+ Gum Pack"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/storage/box/gum/happiness
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/evil_gum
+	name = "Bubbgum Gum Pack"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/storage/box/gum/bubblegum
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/wake_up
+	name = "Wake-Up Gum Pack"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/storage/box/gum/wake_up
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/banana
+	name = "Banana"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/food/grown/banana
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/monkey_cube
+	name = "Monkey Cube"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/food/monkeycube
+	cost_per_order = 75
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_consumables/chicken_cube
+	name = "Chicken Cube"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/food/monkeycube/chicken
+	cost_per_order = 75

modular_doppler/suuuper_trustworthy_item_orders/code/categories/order_hardware.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,73 @@
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware
+	category_index = "Wholesale Hardware"
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/lighters
+	name = "Premium Lighter"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/lighter/greyscale
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/pipe_drop_sfx
+	name = "Lead Pipe"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/lead_pipe
+	cost_per_order = 40
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/aluminum_can
+	name = "Aluminum Can (LIGHTLY USED)"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/trash/can
+	cost_per_order = 5
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/circuit_board
+	name = "Prototyping Board"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/circuitboard
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/analyzer
+	name = "Gas Analyzer"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/analyzer
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/lead_battery
+	name = "Lead-Acid Battery"
+	desc = "A vehicle grade power cell. Do not dispose of in bodies of water."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/stock_parts/power_store/cell/lead
+	cost_per_order = 30
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/lead_battery
+	name = "'Jolta-Cell' Branded Battery"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/stock_parts/power_store/cell/upgraded
+	cost_per_order = 20
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/lead_battery
+	name = "AA Battery"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/stock_parts/power_store/cell/crap
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/ammonia_crystal
+	name = "Ammonia Crystal"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/stack/ammonia_crystals
+	cost_per_order = 25
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/paper
+	name = "Paper Bundle"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/paper_bin/bundlenatural
+	cost_per_order = 50
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/pen
+	name = "Pen"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/pen
+	cost_per_order = 5
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/flare
+	name = "Flare"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/flashlight/flare
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/glowstick
+	name = "Glowstick"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/flashlight/glowstick
+	cost_per_order = 15
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_hardware/spraycan
+	name = "Spraycan"
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan
+	cost_per_order = 20

modular_doppler/suuuper_trustworthy_item_orders/code/categories/order_software.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,104 @@
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software
+	category_index = "Pre-Owned Software"
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/arcade
+	name = "Hardcore Arcade"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/eazy
+	cost_per_order = 50
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/lifeline
+	name = "Lifeline"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/lifeline
+	cost_per_order = 50
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/lifeline_janitor
+	name = "Custodial Locator"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/custodial_locator
+	cost_per_order = 50
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/sm_monitor
+	name = "Supermatter Monitor"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/supermatter_monitor
+	cost_per_order = 50
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/newscaster
+	name = "Newscaster"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/newscaster
+	cost_per_order = 50
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/secureye
+	name = "Camera Network Access"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/secureye
+	cost_per_order = 75
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/status
+	name = "Status Display Access"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/status
+	cost_per_order = 75
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/scanner
+	name = "Physical Scanner"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/phys_scanner
+	cost_per_order = 75
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/camera
+	name = "PDA Camera"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/camera
+	cost_per_order = 75
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/mod_control
+	name = "MOD Control"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/modsuit_control
+	cost_per_order = 75
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/spectre_meter
+	name = "Spectre Meter"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/spectre_meter
+	cost_per_order = 75
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/cool_sword
+	name = "!! COOL SWORD !!"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/cool_sword
+	cost_per_order = 250
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/theme
+	name = "Themeify Expansion Pack"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/theme
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/ntnet_dos
+	name = "Low Orbit Ion Cannon"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/ntnet_dos
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/revelation
+	name = "Revelation"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/revelation
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/ai_restore
+	name = "AI Restoration Program"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/ai_restorer
+	cost_per_order = 100
+
+/datum/orderable_item/grey_market_software/net_monitor
+	name = "NTnet Monitor"
+	desc = "Pre-owned software program on a reusable disk. No returns after purchase."
+	purchase_path = /obj/item/computer_disk/all_of_them/ntnetmonitor
+	cost_per_order = 100