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* Фиксируем всё вместе одни коммитом

Потому что это круто!

* Заглушим ещё и тут

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RashCat authored Nov 30, 2024
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/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest
name = "Fem-sec"
desc = "\"What is it? Your masculinity is too fragile to wear these tactical socks?\""
icon_state = "fem_sec"
icon = 'tff_modular/modules/poster_contest/poster_contest.dmi'

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/cheese_propaganda
name = "Cheese Propaganda"
desc = "A half-naked anthropomorphic mouse covers its chest with a piece of cheese... A strange advertisement for cheese. But money doesn't stink. Unlike cheese."
icon_state = "cheese_propaganda"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/cheese_propaganda, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/fem_sec
name = "Fem-sec"
desc = "\"What is it? Your masculinity is too fragile to wear these tactical socks?\""
icon_state = "fem_sec"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/fem_sec, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/kft_crazy_nuggets
name = "KFT - Crazy Nuggets Bucket!"
desc = "Because of recent Teshari's Independence Day, Crazy Nuggets Buckets are available - for only 4 credits!"
icon_state = "kft_crazy_nuggets"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/kft_crazy_nuggets, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/snuff_the_mascots
name = "Snuff the Mascots"
desc = "No heroes, no mascots. The Syndicate cuts deeper."
icon_state = "snuff_the_mascots"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/snuff_the_mascots, 32)


/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/mouse_riot
name = "Mouse Riot"
desc = "The little mouse on the poster is staging his little rebellion and sabotaging the power grid. Why are you any worse?! Get off your ass and make a revolution!!!"
icon_state = "mouse_riot"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/mouse_riot, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/slay_them
name = "Slay Them!"
desc = "Man, this station stinks. I fucking hate these crew."
icon_state = "slay_them"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/slay_them, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/lust_fish
name = "Lust Fish"
desc = "A suggestive fat shark tail, promoting you to visit LushFish.nt - a newest competitor to the most popular erotic site in the NTnet, WetSkrells. Slogans promise 'most delicate slices of agurkraal and russian akulas you ever seen from all around the galaxy'. Something seems fishy about it."
icon_state = "lust_fish"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/lust_fish, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/no_one_will_help
name = "No one will help you."
desc = "ERT won't help you. Just give up."
icon_state = "no_one_will_help"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/no_one_will_help, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/skrell_it
name = "Skrell It!"
desc = "Hot and wet Skrells are already waiting for you on WetSkrells.nt."
icon_state = "skrell_it"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/skrell_it, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/into_nuclear_ashes
name = "Into Nuclear Ashes"
desc = "The Syndicate declares its intentions to fight the corporocracy by any means necessary."
icon_state = "into_nuclear_ashes"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/into_nuclear_ashes, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/cult_con_25xx
name = "Cult Con 25XX"
desc = "The poster encourages you to join the annual Cult Con. Even if you can't read, that shouldn't be a problem."
icon_state = "cult_con_25xx"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/cult_con_25xx, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/interdine_medication
name = "Interdine medication for everyone!"
desc = "The poster is an advert for the services and medicine produced by Interdine. And it gives off a weird vibe... I'll have to buy some headache pills from them."
icon_state = "interdine_medication"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/interdine_medication, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/melty_mel
name = "Melty Mel"
desc = "\"Don't worry, she is professional. She won't bite... She will swallow! Melt in the pleasure!\""
icon_state = "melty_mel"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/melty_mel, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/bunny_skrell
name = "Bunny Skrell"
desc = "Be like a skrell - be a bunny"
icon_state = "bunny_skrell"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/bunny_skrell, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/time_to_choose
name = "Time to Choose"
desc = "It's time to choose between bad and terrible."
icon_state = "time_to_choose"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/time_to_choose, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/party_proud
name = "Party Proud"
desc = "What if you +15 credits blowing up station?"
icon_state = "party_proud"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/party_proud, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/nobody
name = "Nobody"
desc = "They laughed at you... Mocked your stutter... Cooked chicken wings right in front of you and offered you to eat them. They didn't notice you... To them, you were nobody. It's time for revenge."
icon_state = "nobody"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/nobody, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/they_laughed_at_you
name = "They Laughed at You"
desc = "They laughed at you... Mocked your stutter... Cooked chicken wings right in front of you and offered you to eat them. And you ate, but not just the wings..."
icon_state = "they_laughed_at_you"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/they_laughed_at_you, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/blood_red_flag
name = "Blood-red Flag"
desc = "They fell so long ago, but the workers don't stop believing. The flag smelled of gunpowder and iron... Wait, who printed it as a poster?!"
icon_state = "blood_red_flag"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/blood_red_flag, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/trust
name = "Trust"
desc = "One person, two sides. Will you be able to trust your people in this tin can when you find out who they really are?..."
icon_state = "trust"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/trust, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/wanted_by_syndicate_1
name = "Wanted by the Syndicate - 1"
desc = "These individuals are wanted by the Syndicate, and there is a high reward for their heads... However, it seems that the names and prices have long been erased."
icon_state = "wanted_by_syndicate_1"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/wanted_by_syndicate_1, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/wanted_by_syndicate_2
name = "Wanted by the Syndicate - 2"
desc = "These individuals are wanted by the Syndicate, and there is a high reward for their heads... However, it seems that the names and prices have long been erased."
icon_state = "wanted_by_syndicate_2"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/wanted_by_syndicate_2, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/spiders
name = "Spiders!"
desc = "This poster explains how to deal with spiders at the station... But, can spiders hack the airlock and be invisible?"
icon_state = "spiders"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/spiders, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/borers
name = "Borers!"
desc = "The Borers are not evil at all! They came to help us, to make us better! Let Borer in, get his love."
icon_state = "borers"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/borers, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/ai_friend_question
name = "AI your friend?"
desc = "Be careful, AI may not be as good a friend as you are told."
icon_state = "ai_friend_question"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/ai_friend_question, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/cursed_love
name = "Cursed Love"
desc = "The entire contents of the poster were crossed out... In blood? The only inscription read - run. It looks very suspicious."
icon_state = "cursed_love"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/cursed_love, 32)

/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/worker_and_peasant
name = "Worker and Peasant"
desc = "The poster has been battered by time. The text on the poster is now impossible to read, but it still evokes some strange feelings."
icon_state = "worker_and_peasant"

MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/ff_contest/worker_and_peasant, 32)
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