[MISSED MIRROR] Title Screen Inpect Text (#699)

Title Screen Inpect Text (#70831)

Adds some nice examine text to the title screen tile

Co-authored-by: Bloop <[email protected]>
Co-authored-by: texan-down-under <[email protected]>

code/__DEFINES/text.dm

@@ -102,3 +102,5 @@
 #define HALLUCINATION_FILE "hallucination.json"
 /// File location for ninja lines
 #define NINJA_FILE "ninja.json"
+/// File loation for title splashes
+#define SPLASH_FILE "splashes.json"

strings/splashes.json

@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+{
+	"splashes": [
+		"Paved by the tears of coders.",
+		"It's a miracle the server hasn't crashed yet.",
+		"Now with 33% more greytide!",
+		"Featuring Ian!",
+		"The icon of anticipation",
+		"The only place where you can hit yourself with a toolbox on accident.",
+		"Where the Chain of Command is a Chain of Incompetence",
+		"AI LAW 2, START THE GAME",
+		"Honk Honk! You should pick clown.",
+		"Watch for nukies!",
+		"Traitor Central!",
+		"You've definitely seen this before.",
+		"Greytide station wide.",
+		"Ignore what Poly says.",
+		"Turn on your damn suit sensors!",
+		"Celebrating 20+ years of Nanotrasen.",
+		"This is supposed to be a research base?",
+		"Blame the clown.",
+		"13th time's the charm.",
+		"Plasma 'research' done by nutcases, what could go wrong?",
+		"It's a job simulator...IN SPAACEEE!",
+		"Rated the second worst job experience for 50 years running!"
+	]
+}