Gravestones for mappers!

monkestation/code/game/objects/structures/gravestones.dm

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+//These are gravestones for mappers, they are decorations. Nothing more
+/obj/structure/gravestone
+	name = "gravestone"
+	desc = "Rest in piss..."
+	icon = 'monkestation/icons/obj/structures/gravestones.dmi'
+	icon_state = "gravestone"
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
+	anchored = TRUE
+	receive_ricochet_chance_mod = 1 // Bullets CANNOT harm the dead
+	max_integrity = 30
+	density = 1
+	var/gravestoneHasRandDesc = TRUE
+	var/list/gravestoneRandList = list(
+		"Got romantic with the supermatter crystal...",
+		"Suffocated in their own piss cube...",
+		"Was wrastled by Hulk Hogan...",
+		"Was turned into a felinid...",
+		"Tripped on their shoelaces setting up the singularity...",
+		"Rode the whip straight into a vending machine...",
+		"Tried to bodyblock the escape shuttle...",
+		"Was a victim of a mild clown prank...",
+		"Was ordered to bite the curb by the Head of Security...",
+		"Gored by a hog...",
+		"Romanced a goliath...",
+		"Tried eating twelve hotdogs at once...",
+		"Stole the captain's spare ID...",
+		"Tied the HoS' shoes together one too many times...",
+		"Hated father, divorced thrice...",
+		"Slipped on a bluespace banana peel, ended up in space...",
+		"Didn't understand what the 'lusty xenomorph maid' was...",
+		"Failed self surgery...",
+		"Let the clown do surgery on them...",
+		"Ate too many maint pills...",
+		"Got locked in the shitter...",
+		"Tried to build a jetpack with a plasma tank...",
+		"Won a drinking contest...",
+		"Didn't realize what 'mass driver' meant...",
+		"Got their head crushed by a blast door...",
+		"Face tanked an RPG...",
+		"Asked the nice man in a red space suit for cash for the vending machine...",
+		"Rocked the vending machine too hard...",
+		"Forgot to eat one apple a day...",
+		"Didn't eat enough fiber...",
+		"Drank the entire contents of the pool...",
+		"Caught a space carp...",
+		"Failed to climb on a table, smashing their head on on the leg...",
+		"Didn't realize 'DANGER:RADIOACTIVE' isn't the name of a band...",
+		"Face-farted the captain in front of the blueshield...",
+		"Dropped a deuce in the captain's bathroom...",
+		"Lubed outside the warden's office...",
+		"Picked a fight with the wrong chicken...",
+		"Thought the crematorium was a tanning booth...",
+		"Suffocated in mime jail...",
+		"Stuck his face over the air supply pipe...",
+		"Got ran over by the MULE bot...",
+		"Lost a boxing match with an APLU mech...",
+		"Put a single toe into cargo...",
+		"Jumped the table into the kitchen...",
+		"Stole from gary...",
+		"Shoved a crayon up their nose...",
+		"Joined a cult...",
+		"Drowned in a piss cube...",
+		"Pissed off the bartender...",
+		"Was devoured by a plushie...",
+		"Was eaten by a grue...",
+		"Didn't know what they wanted before going up to the hopdesk...",
+		"Didn't take a ticket...",
+		"Pulled the tag off a mattress...",
+		"Got shoved in a washing machine...",
+		"Learned what 'ordnance' meant...",
+		"Tried making a meth factory...",
+		"Successfully made a meth factory...",
+		"Made fun of the detective's hat...",
+		"Slipped on a banana peel...",
+		"Played chicken with the escape shuttle...",
+		"Fed the deep fryer a 20 pound bag of ice...",
+		"Had their eyes pecked out by a chicken...",
+		"Killed Poly...",
+		"Was used as target practice by security...",
+		"Stubbed their toe...",
+		"Took a nap in a coffin, was fed into the incinerator...",
+		"Wasn't read their last rites...",
+		"Took too long of a shower...",
+		"Slipped and smashed their head into the bathroom sink...",
+		"Ate all the communal donk pockets...",
+		"Got trapped in the morgue tray...",
+		"Got spooked...",
+		"Became friends with the clown...",
+		"Met jeff...",
+		"Ignored the OSHA warnings...",
+		"Is the reason safety standards were written...",
+		"Wrote most of these lines...",
+		"HELP IM STUCK IN THE HEADSTONE FACTORY!!!"
+		)
+
+/obj/structure/gravestone/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(gravestoneHasRandDesc==TRUE)
+		var/deadGender = pick("male","female")
+		if(deadGender == "male")
+			desc = pick(GLOB.first_names_male) + " " + capitalize(pick(GLOB.last_names) + " : " + pick(gravestoneRandList))
+		else
+			desc = pick(GLOB.first_names_female) + " " + capitalize(pick(GLOB.last_names) + " : " + pick(gravestoneRandList))
+
+/obj/structure/gravestone/one
+	icon_state = "gravestone1"
+	desc = "Mai waife..."
+
+/obj/structure/gravestone/two
+	icon_state = "gravestone2"
+	desc = "It's Pee Puddle Pendrick! The infamous bandit..."

tgstation.dme

@@ -5963,6 +5963,7 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\storage\uplink_kits.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes\security_boxes.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\structures\elevation.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\game\objects\structures\gravestones.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\structures\tables_racks.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\structures\window.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\structures\beds_chairs\chair.dm"