fix gargoyle and push what I had stashed months ago

it's something!

modular_zzplurt/code/datums/quirks/negative_quirks/dumb_for_cum.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,80 @@
+/datum/quirk/dumb_for_cum
+	name = "Dumb For Cum"
+	desc = "For one reason or another, you're totally obsessed with seminal fluids. The heat of it, the smell... the taste... It's quite simply euphoric."
+	value = -1
+	mob_trait = TRAIT_DUMB_CUM
+	gain_text = span_notice("You feel an insatiable craving for seminal fluids.")
+	lose_text = span_notice("Cum didn't even taste that good, anyways.")
+	medical_record_text = "Patient seems to have an unhealthy psychological obsession with seminal fluids."
+	quirk_flags = /datum/quirk::quirk_flags | QUIRK_MOODLET_BASED
+	var/timer
+	var/timer_trigger = 15 MINUTES
+
+/datum/quirk/dumb_for_cum/add(client/client_source)
+	. = ..()
+
+	// Set timer
+	timer = addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(crave)), timer_trigger, TIMER_STOPPABLE)
+
+/datum/quirk/dumb_for_cum/remove()
+	. = ..()
+
+	// Remove status trait
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_DUMB_CUM_CRAVE, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+
+	// Remove penalty traits
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_ILLITERATE, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_DUMB, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_PACIFISM, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+
+	// Remove mood event
+	SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, QMOOD_DUMB_CUM)
+
+	// Remove timer
+	deltimer(timer)
+
+/datum/quirk/dumb_for_cum/proc/crave()
+	// Check if conscious
+	if(quirk_holder.stat == CONSCIOUS)
+		// Display emote
+		quirk_holder.emote("sigh")
+
+		// Define list of phrases
+		var/list/trigger_phrases = list(
+										"Your stomach rumbles a bit and cum comes to your mind.",\
+										"Urgh, you should really get some cum...",\
+										"Some jizz wouldn't be so bad right now!",\
+										"You're starting to long for some more cum..."
+									)
+		// Alert user in chat
+		to_chat(quirk_holder, span_love("[pick(trigger_phrases)]"))
+
+	// Add active status trait
+	ADD_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_DUMB_CUM_CRAVE, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+
+	// Add illiterate, dumb, and pacifist
+	ADD_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_ILLITERATE, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+	ADD_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_DUMB, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+	ADD_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_PACIFISM, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+
+	// Add negative mood effect
+	SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, QMOOD_DUMB_CUM, /datum/mood_event/cum_craving)
+
+/datum/quirk/dumb_for_cum/proc/uncrave()
+	// Remove active status trait
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_DUMB_CUM_CRAVE, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+
+	// Remove penalty traits
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_ILLITERATE, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_DUMB, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(quirk_holder, TRAIT_PACIFISM, QUIRK_TRAIT)
+
+	// Add positive mood event
+	SEND_SIGNAL(quirk_holder, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, QMOOD_DUMB_CUM, /datum/mood_event/cum_stuffed)
+
+	// Remove timer
+	deltimer(timer)
+	timer = null
+
+	// Add new timer
+	timer = addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(crave)), timer_trigger, TIMER_STOPPABLE)

modular_zzplurt/code/datums/quirks/negative_quirks/flimsy.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/datum/quirk/flimsy
+	name = "Flimsy"
+	desc = "Your body is a little more fragile then most, decreasing total health by 20%."
+	value = -2
+	medical_record_text = "Patient has abnormally low capacity for injury."
+	gain_text = span_notice("You feel like you could break with a single hit.")
+	lose_text = span_notice("You feel more durable.")
+
+/datum/quirk/flimsy/add(client/client_source)
+	. = ..()
+
+	quirk_holder.maxHealth *= 0.8
+
+/datum/quirk/flimsy/remove() 
+	. = ..()
+
+	if(!quirk_holder)
+		return
+	quirk_holder.maxHealth *= 1.25

modular_zzplurt/code/datums/quirks/neutral_quirks/gargoyle.dm

@@ -191,7 +191,7 @@
 		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_NOFIRE, STATUE_MUTE) //OH GOD HELP I'M ON FIRE INSIDE THE STATUE I CAN'T MOVE AND I CAN'T STOP IT HAAAAALP - person who experienced this
 		L.click_intercept = src
 		L.faction |= FACTION_MIMIC //Stops mimics from instaqdeling people in statues
-		L.status_flags |= GODMODE
+		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_GODMODE, STATUE_MUTE)
 		old_max_health = L.maxHealth
 		old_size = H.dna.features["body_size"]
 		atom_integrity = L.health + 100 //stoning damaged mobs will result in easier to shatter statues
@@ -219,7 +219,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/statue/gargoyle/Destroy()
 	if(petrified_mob)
-		petrified_mob.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
+		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_GODMODE, STATUE_MUTE)
 		petrified_mob.forceMove(loc)
 		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_MUTE, STATUE_MUTE)
 		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_IMMOBILIZED, STATUE_MUTE)

tgstation.dme

@@ -9385,6 +9385,8 @@
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\elements\headpat.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\keybinding\human.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\keybinding\living.dm"
+#include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\quirks\negative_quirks\dumb_for_cum.dm"
+#include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\quirks\negative_quirks\flimsy.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\quirks\neutral_quirks\body_morpher.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\quirks\neutral_quirks\buns_of_steel.dm"
 #include "modular_zzplurt\code\datums\quirks\neutral_quirks\choke_slut.dm"