money laundering

code/WorkInProgress/laundry.dm

@@ -79,11 +79,21 @@
 			src.UpdateIcon()
 		else // drying is done!
 			processing_items.Remove(src)
-			for (var/obj/item/clothing/C in src.contents)
-				C.stains = null
-				C.delStatus("freshly_laundered") // ...and this is the price we pay for being cheeky
-				C.changeStatus("freshly_laundered", rand(2,4) MINUTES)
-				C.UpdateName()
+			for (var/obj/item/item in src.contents)
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing))
+					var/obj/item/clothing/clothing = item
+					clothing.stains = null
+					clothing.delStatus("freshly_laundered") // ...and this is the price we pay for being cheeky
+					clothing.changeStatus("freshly_laundered", rand(2,4) MINUTES)
+					clothing.UpdateName()
+				else if (istype(item, /obj/item/spacecash))
+					var/obj/item/spacecash/cash = item
+					var/list/amounts = random_split(cash.amount, min(rand(3,6), cash.amount - 1))
+					for (var/amount in amounts)
+						if (amount >= cash.amount)
+							break
+						var/obj/item/spacecash/newcash = cash.split_stack(amount)
+						newcash.set_loc(src)
 			src.cycle = POST
 			src.cycle_current = 0
 			src.visible_message("[src] lets out a happy beep!")
@@ -174,7 +184,7 @@
 			src.visible_message("[user] tries [his_or_her(user)] best to put [W] into [src], but [W] is stuck to [him_or_her(user)]!")
 			return
 		else
-			if (istype(W, /obj/item/clothing))
+			if (istype(W, /obj/item/clothing) || istype(W, /obj/item/spacecash))
 				user.u_equip(W)
 				W.set_loc(src)
 				src.visible_message("[user] puts [W] into [src].")

code/procs/helpers.dm

@@ -2672,3 +2672,20 @@ proc/connectdirs_to_byonddirs(var/connectdir_bitflag)
 /// For runtime logs- returns the above plus ref
 /proc/identify_object(datum/thing)
 	return "[log_object(thing)] \ref[thing]" // actual datum
+
+///Returns `amount` evenly distributed random integers that sum to `N`
+/proc/random_split(sum, amount)
+	if (amount >= sum || sum <= 0)
+		CRASH("Invalid arguments to random split")
+	var/list/points = list(sum)
+	for (var/i in 1 to (amount - 1))
+		var/next_number = rand(1, sum)
+		while (next_number in points)
+			next_number = rand(1, sum)
+		points += next_number
+	sortList(points)
+	. = list()
+	var/prev = 0
+	for (var/point in points)
+		. += point - prev
+		prev = point

strings/changelog.txt

@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
 
 (t)sun apr 16 23
+(u)LeahTheTech
+(+)Money can now be laundered.
 (u)Kubius
 (p)13586
 (e)🪲🆕⚖📦🌠|C-Bug, C-Feature, C-Balance, A-Game-Objects, A-Events