reflavors meat, removes alcohol from the bear meat meal

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_meat.dm

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cubancarp
 	name = "\improper Cuban carp"
-	desc = "A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!"
+	desc = "An spicy sandwich featuring fillets of space carp. Often enjoyed on colonies and stations where fishing trawls stalk their swarming grounds."
 	icon_state = "cubancarp"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishmeat
 	name = "fish fillet"
-	desc = "A fillet of fish meat."
+	desc = "A fillet of fish."
 	icon_state = "fishfillet"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	bitesize = 6
@@ -48,22 +48,22 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishmeat/donkfish
 	name = "donkfillet"
-	desc = "The dreaded donkfish fillet. No sane spaceman would eat this, and it does not get better when cooked."
+	desc = "The dreaded donkfish fillet. No sane person would eat this - the insides seemingly come undone, the anatomy mixing into itself as the separate organs and bones lose coherence into each other."
 	icon_state = "donkfillet"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/yuck = 3)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishmeat/carp
 	name = "carp fillet"
-	desc = "A fillet of spess carp meat."
+	desc = "A fillet of space carp."
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/toxin/carpotoxin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishmeat/carp/imitation
 	name = "imitation carp fillet"
-	desc = "Almost just like the real thing, kinda."
+	desc = "An imitation of space carp, usually used as a vegetarian alternative."
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishfingers
 	name = "fish fingers"
-	desc = "A finger of fish."
+	desc = "Uniformly sized and shaped finger food, made from breaded fish."
 	icon_state = "fishfingers"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4)
@@ -73,18 +73,18 @@
 	foodtype = MEAT
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishandchips
-	name = "fish and chips"
-	desc = "I do say so myself chap."
+	name = "fish and fries"
+	desc = "A meal consisting of a battered and fried fish fillet, along with thickly cut and fried potato fries."
 	icon_state = "fishandchips"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6)
 	filling_color = "#FA8072"
-	tastes = list("fish" = 1, "chips" = 1)
+	tastes = list("fish" = 1, "fries" = 1)
 	foodtype = MEAT | VEGETABLES | FRIED
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/vegetariansushiroll
 	name = "vegetarian sushi roll"
-	desc = "A roll of simple vegetarian sushi with rice, carrots, and potatoes. Sliceable into pieces!"
+	desc = "A roll of simple vegetarian sushi, with rice, carrots, and potatoes. Sliceable into pieces!"
 	icon_state = "vegan-sushi-roll"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 12, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 12, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
@@ -96,7 +96,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/vegetariansushislice
 	name = "vegetarian sushi slice"
-	desc = "A slice of simple vegetarian sushi with rice, carrots, and potatoes."
+	desc = "A slice of simple vegetarian sushi, with rice, carrots, and potatoes."
 	icon_state = "vegan-sushi-slice"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
@@ -106,24 +106,24 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spicyfiletsushiroll
 	name = "spicy filet sushi roll"
-	desc = "A roll of tasty, spicy sushi made with fish and vegetables. Sliceable into pieces!"
+	desc = "A roll of spicy sushi, made with finely cut fish and vegetables. Sliceable into pieces!"
 	icon_state = "spicy-sushi-roll"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 12, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
 	filling_color = "#d8b02c"
-	tastes = list("boiled rice" = 4, "fish" = 2, "spicyness" = 2)
+	tastes = list("boiled rice" = 4, "fish" = 2, "spiciness" = 2)
 	foodtype = VEGETABLES | MEAT
 	slice_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spicyfiletsushislice
 	slices_num = 4
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spicyfiletsushislice
 	name = "spicy filet sushi slice"
-	desc = "A slice of tasty, spicy sushi made with fish and vegetables. Don't eat it too fast!."
+	desc = "A roll of spicy sushi, made with finely cut fish and vegetables. Best eaten slowly."
 	icon_state = "spicy-sushi-slice"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	filling_color = "#d8b02c"
-	tastes = list("boiled rice" = 4, "fish" = 2, "spicyness" = 2)
+	tastes = list("boiled rice" = 4, "fish" = 2, "spiciness" = 2)
 	foodtype = VEGETABLES | MEAT
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onigiri
@@ -137,8 +137,8 @@
 	foodtype = VEGETABLES
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishi
-	name = "Fi-shi roll"
-	desc = "An entire fish, surrounded by a thick layer of seaweed. is this... edible?"
+	name = "Ahktura-ruzhi"
+	desc = "An entire fish, wrapped in a blanket of seaweed with no cuts made to it. Technically having existed as an Antechannel meal separate from Sol's concept of sushi, but the comparison is there. The meal has not had a graceful transition to using space carp, though."
 	icon_state = "fi-shi"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/toxin/carpotoxin = 2)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 18, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 8, /datum/reagent/toxin/carpotoxin = 8)
@@ -148,7 +148,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nigiri_sushi
 	name = "nigiri sushi"
-	desc = "A simple nigiri of fish atop a packed rice ball with a seaweed wrapping and a side of soy sauce."
+	desc = "A shaped base of rice bound to a thin cut of fish with seaweed. Served with soy sauce."
 	icon_state = "nigiri_sushi"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 10, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
@@ -160,7 +160,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofu
 	name = "tofu"
-	desc = "We all love tofu."
+	desc = "Shaped and pressed soybean milk curds. Extremely versatile in its usage, and comes in many forms of firmness."
 	icon_state = "tofu"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2)
 	filling_color = "#F0E68C"
@@ -169,23 +169,23 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofu/prison
 	name = "soggy tofu"
-	desc = "You refuse to eat this strange bean curd."
+	desc = "Coagulated soymilk curds that failed to form real tofu. Technically even softer than silken tofu, but..."
 	tastes = list("sour, rotten water" = 1)
 	foodtype = GROSS
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spiderleg
 	name = "spider leg"
-	desc = "A still twitching leg of a giant spider... you don't really want to eat this, do you?"
+	desc = "A thick arachnid leg, originating from the invasive giant arachnid. While technically edible, the giant arachnid's unnatural evolution results in dozens of stored and inert venom glands all across the viscera, making it a tough sell."
 	icon_state = "spiderleg"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/toxin = 2)
 	cooked_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledspiderleg
 	filling_color = "#000000"
-	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
+	tastes = list("unwelcome popping and acrid mouthfuls" = 1)
 	foodtype = MEAT | TOXIC
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cornedbeef
 	name = "corned beef and cabbage"
-	desc = "Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland."
+	desc = "Corned beef served alongside boiled cabbage and potatoes."
 	icon_state = "cornedbeef"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
@@ -194,18 +194,18 @@
 	foodtype = MEAT | VEGETABLES
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bearsteak
-	name = "Filet migrawr"
-	desc = "Because eating bear wasn't manly enough."
+	name = "Bear's Spirit"
+	desc = "A specially prepared meal, originating from the Saint Roumain's trapper's advice on cooking xenofauna. Served still aflame, it neutralizes the soporific in the meat."
 	icon_state = "bearsteak"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 6)
-	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manly_dorf = 5)
-	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 5)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "fire" = 1)
 	foodtype = MEAT | ALCOHOL
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatball
 	name = "meatball"
-	desc = "A great meal all round. Not a cord of wood."
+	desc = "Ground beef, shaped into a ball and cooked."
 	icon_state = "meatball"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	filling_color = "#800000"
@@ -214,7 +214,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sausage
 	name = "sausage"
-	desc = "A piece of mixed, long meat."
+	desc = "A length of finely minced meat, fed into a length of sausage casing typically made of intestine."
 	icon_state = "sausage"
 	filling_color = "#CD5C5C"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
@@ -240,7 +240,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/rawkhinkali
 	name = "raw khinkali"
-	desc = "One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?"
+	desc = "One of the many Solarian styles of dumpling. The twisted tops and spiced filling makes this one unique."
 	icon_state = "khinkali"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/garlic = 1)
 	cooked_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/khinkali
@@ -249,7 +249,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/khinkali
 	name = "khinkali"
-	desc = "One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?"
+	desc = "One of the many Solarian styles of dumpling. The twisted tops and spiced filling makes this one unique."
 	icon_state = "khinkali"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 5, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/garlic = 1)
 	bitesize = 3
@@ -259,12 +259,12 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube
 	name = "monkey cube"
-	desc = "Just add water!"
+	desc = "A (horrifying)/(scientifically revolutionizing) invention, the monkey cube stores a lifeform \"more or less similar\" to the Terran chimp, which can then be used for scientific experiments. Sometimes used out of desperation for food by spacers. Do not consume."
 	icon_state = "monkeycube"
 	bitesize = 12
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/monkey_powder = 30)
 	filling_color = "#CD853F"
-	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1)
+	tastes = list("supercompressed living matter" = 1, "meat, vaguely" = 1)
 	foodtype = MEAT | SUGAR
 	var/faction
 	var/spawned_mob = /mob/living/carbon/monkey
@@ -287,15 +287,15 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/gorilla
 	name = "gorilla cube"
-	desc = "A Waffle Co. brand gorilla cube. Now with extra molecules!"
+	desc = "A weaponized variation on the monkey cube, which rapidly deploys a Terran gorilla in a permanent fit of rage. Do not consume."
 	bitesize = 20
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/monkey_powder = 30, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 5)
-	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1, "jimmies" = 1)
+	tastes = list("ultracompressed living matter" = 1, "meat, vaguely" = 1)
 	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/enchiladas
-	name = "enchiladas"
-	desc = "Viva La Mexico!"
+	name = "Enchiladas"
+	desc = "A corn tortilla wrapped around a meaty filling, smothered and topped with a savory sauce and preferred toppings."
 	icon_state = "enchiladas"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	bitesize = 4
@@ -305,8 +305,8 @@
 	foodtype = MEAT
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stewedsoymeat
-	name = "stewed soy meat"
-	desc = "Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!"
+	name = "stewed tofu"
+	desc = "A type of braised, spiced tofu placed into a stew."
 	icon_state = "stewedsoymeat"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1)
@@ -321,18 +321,18 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledspiderleg
 	name = "boiled spider leg"
-	desc = "A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Yum!" //Its cooked and not GORE, so it shouldnt imply that its gross to eat
+	desc = "A thoroughly boiled and prepared giant arachnid leg. With the various venom glands removed and the meat steamed from within the carapace, it takes on a crab-like texture. The spice, however, is a mystery."
 	icon_state = "spiderlegcooked"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 2)
 	filling_color = "#000000"
-	tastes = list("hot peppers" = 1, "cobwebs" = 1)
+	tastes = list("hot peppers" = 1, "crab, sorta" = 1)
 	foodtype = MEAT
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggsham
 	name = "green eggs and ham"
-	desc = "Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?"
+	desc = "Would you eat them on Haruspex? Would you eat them with Gorlex? Would you eat them on a Tranquility? Would you eat them, just you and me?"
 	icon_state = "spidereggsham"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
@@ -344,7 +344,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sashimi
 	name = "carp sashimi"
-	desc = "Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself."
+	desc = "Thinly sliced cuts of space carp. With the toxic portions removed, this time."
 	icon_state = "sashimi"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 4, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 4)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin = 5)
@@ -368,7 +368,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pigblanket
 	name = "pig in a blanket"
-	desc = "A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. Free this pig from its blanket prison by eating it."
+	desc = "A small sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll."
 	icon_state = "pigblanket"
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
@@ -378,21 +378,21 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bbqribs
 	name = "bbq ribs"
-	desc = "BBQ ribs, slathered in a healthy coating of BBQ sauce. The least vegan thing to ever exist."
+	desc = "Barbeque ribs, slathered in it's namesake sauce."
 	icon_state = "ribs"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 8, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/bbqsauce = 5)
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1)
-	tastes = list("meat" = 3, "smokey sauce" = 1)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 3, "smoky sauce" = 1)
 	foodtype = MEAT
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatclown
 	name = "meat clown"
-	desc = "A delicious, round piece of meat clown. How horrifying."
+	desc = "A delicious, round piece of meat clown. You're not sure why this is here."
 	icon_state = "meatclown"
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/banana = 2)
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2)
-	tastes = list("meat" = 5, "clowns" = 3, "sixteen teslas" = 1)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 5, "clowns" = 3)
 	foodtype = MEAT
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatclown/ComponentInitialize()
@@ -425,7 +425,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/tofu
 	name = "tofu-kebab"
-	desc = "Vegan meat, on a stick."
+	desc = "Extra firm tofu, on a stick."
 	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1)
 	tastes = list("tofu" = 3, "metal" = 1)
 	foodtype = VEGETABLES
@@ -453,7 +453,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishfry
 	name = "fish fry"
-	desc = "All that and no bag of chips..."
+	desc = "A delicious fish stir fry."
 	icon_state = "fish_fry"
 	list_reagents = list (/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 6, /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/vitamin = 3)
 	filling_color = "#ee7676"